#bro. you did not

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

[verocitea]

Behold, the truth.

[thatrandomblogsays]

How Simon Strong sleeps at night knowing Alys isn’t haunting his ass and stealing his sanity because he’s just some guy trying to eat duck and not commit war crimes

[akiiame-blog]

I liked this little moment here. Canonically anxious-but-well-hidden Mario my beloved 💕

[waitineedaname]

Shen Qingqiu manages to bullshit his way through a lot of xianxia skills through muscle memory, and i bet that includes painting since Qing Jing is a peak for artists, so when he zones out and lets his hands do their thing, he can produce art that fits the ancient Chinese art style. When he tries, however, and actually thinks about his art, it becomes very clear to any modern observer that he likely had several "how to draw manga" books as a young teen. His students are captivated by this new art style and everyone starts attempting to mimic it and before he's realized it, there's a new art style coming out of Qing Jing Peak. Word that the Qing Jing Peak Lord has pioneered a new painting style reaches Shang Qinghua's ears and as soon as he looks into it, he loses his fucking mind

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[cherryfennec]

Summer Times

Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!

[methoughtsphantom]

silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

[mintaikk]

I love this photo because this was Aziraphale's reaction after the priest lady interrupted Crowley pinning him to a wall. And he seems bothered by it

[linktoo-doodles]

alright....

QUACKITY: you’re a fucking bigass nerd WILBUR: and you’re attractive [QUACKITY STARTS LAUGHING AND TURNING RED, WILBUR GIDDILY JOINS IN] WILBUR: it had to happen once, it had to happen once. QUACKITY: lets, I have an idea I wanna take a little break from the wine WILBUR: [chuckles] yeah you need it mate QUACKITY: n-- [wheezes and sputters] hey fuck you. you know what j-just, literally… WILBUR: have I flustered you baby? QUACKITY: yeah i did

[theygotlost]

MOREEEE. I NEED MORE!!!!!1

[tamanegi-san]

Happy burday Dazai :DD 🎉 ✨

[genericpuff]

[moonchild-nissa]

‘He knows what a shitty person I am, and he still smiles at me’

[1941-crowley-slut]

I hope everyone realizes that aside from Crowley not being in heaven, Aziraphale will also not have anything else he likes.

There are no books in heaven. There's no tea or hot chocolate, no music, no crêpes or sushi. So not only does he lose the love of his life and has to operate without him, but he also isn't allowed any of his comfort things, all while I'm sure the angels are hostile against him (even if they pretend otherwise).

Aziraphale has nothing.

[egophiliac]

another one that I'm not super happy with, but continuing to mess with it isn't going to help! so here he is! 🦇 there was a lot I was trying to get across in this one, so uhhhhh hopefully it reads.

we're almost out of unique magics now...just Ace (and maybe Grim?) left!