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Sleepy Confessions - Ryan!Ken X GN (Human) Reader

Title: Sleepy Confessions

Ryan!Ken X GN (Human) Reader

Additional Characters: Barbie/Barbara (Mentioned), The other Kens (Mentioned), the other Barbies (Mentioned), Allan (Mentioned), and Midge (Mentioned), and Weird Barbie (Mentioned)

WC: 3,567

Warnings: Reader is a human, italics, love at first sight?, mentions of injuries, sort of idiots in love, friends to lovers, Reader gets a little delirious when sleepy, gentleman Ken, Post-Barbie Movie events, Ken got his own Mojo Dojo Casa House, mini angst/Ken's slightly insecure?, and fluff

The warm sun kissed your skin as you sat comfortably on one of the beach chairs of Barbie Land's iconic pink beach. The weather was perfect for a day on the beach, as it always was in Barbie Land. But you weren't alone, no. A few Barbies were chatting together, and some were over by the ice cream stand. There were even a few sunbathing. Allan was even enjoying the beach, cheering on four Kens playing volleyball.

Speaking of Kens... Ken, your best friend, was in the middle of that volleyball game. He stood out from the other Kens as he spiked the ball with dramatic flair. His enthusiasm was impossible to miss, and every now and then, you’d catch him sneaking glances your way, clearly hoping that you were watching. You couldn't help but smile.

You’d glance up every now and then - after you finished a chapter - a mix of admiration and something deeper swirled in your stomach. ‘Is this what they mean by butterflies?’ You wondered, biting your lip. You shook your head, trying to focus on your book, but the words danced off the page, blending into the background of laughter and cheers.

You met Ken after you met Barbie - well, Barbara, but she always went by 'Barbie'. You became fast friends with her, but you didn't find out that she used to be an actual Barbie until a couple of months later. It was kind of hard to believe at first, but she told you everything; Barbie Land, the other Barbies, the Kens, the overtaking of Barbie Land - everything. It was surreal, but you believed her. And it wasn't long until she invited you to come with her on her visit to Barbie Land.

When you arrived in Barbie Land with Barbie by your side, the bright colors and perfect blue skies seemed almost too beautiful to be real. Barbie then introduced you to all the other Barbies and some of the Kens. And that was when you met the Ken.

When you first laid eyes on him, you couldn't help but notice how pretty he was. Tall with blonde hair and shimmering blue eyes... And you had to admit - only to yourself - that he had quite the body too. His sun-kissed skin and chiseled abs gave him an almost divine appearance, as if he had been sculpted by the gods themselves. He looked like a Ken doll, which only made sense since he was one.

Ken, on the other hand, froze when he first saw you. He stared at you, his eyes wide. Starstruck, he seemed at a loss for words and what to do, just standing there. It didn’t take long for him to snap out of it, though. Ken quickly composed himself, flashing his signature smile and slipping back into his charming, easygoing self. But beneath the surface, his plastic heart raced - pounding against his plastic ribcage - and he could feel a warmth rising in his cheeks. Long story short, after being introduced, you and Ken slowly grew closer, becoming best friends.

So, there you were, sitting in that plastic beach chair, reading one of your favorite books that you brought from home, and looking absolutely gorgeous. It was hard for Ken to focus on his volleyball game; his thoughts kept drifting back to you. He felt incredibly lucky to have you as his best friend, but beneath that admiration lay a whirlwind of nerves.

Ken had feelings for you - deep feelings. Ever since that first day both you and him met, his emotions had only grown stronger, like a wave building up before crashing down upon the shore. He was nervous, scared even, to tell you how he truly felt. Each laugh you shared and every moment spent together only fueled the fire in his plastic heart. He wanted to impress you - make you laugh, show you how fun and charming he was and could be.

There was also a small voice in the back of his mind, a voice telling him that you wouldn’t feel the same. But he pushed that voice away.

After he hit the volleyball back over the net, he turned his head to look back over at you, and all those doubts left his racing mind as he watched you read; the small smile on your face as you took a sip of your drink in your favorite tumbler that you brought from home. You looked radiant, lost in your book. His muscles tensed, not from the exertion of playing but from the anticipation of your gaze meeting his. If only you’d look up…

However, his trance was soon broken when the volleyball hit him right smack-dab against the side of his head. With an 'oof', Ken fell to the side, and with the 'thump,' you finally looked up from your book. Seeing Ken sitting on the ground, rubbing the side of his head with the volleyball rolling to a stop beside him.

You quickly stood from your seat, not even caring to put your bookmark in to save your place. "Ken!" You rushed over, plopping down on the plastic, pink sand beside him, "Are you alright? What happened?" You asked as a few Barbies and Ken circled.

Ken scrunched up his face, still rubbing his cheek, “Volleyball.” He muttered, secretly loving the attention you were giving him. He always loved when you paid attention to him, if it wasn’t obvious.

"Yeah, sorry, Ken." One Ken spoke up, presumably the one who served the ball, "I thought you were going to hit it back."

Your Ken shook his head, "Nah, Ken, it's cool. I'm okay."

As the Barbies and Kens left, going back to their usual business, you stayed by his side, a small smile forming on your face. "Are you sure you're okay?" You asked, reaching up with a hand to brush the stray strands of Ken's blond hair away from his forehead, your fingers occasionally grazing his skin. Your fingers lingered longer than intended. You caught yourself lost in the moment, heart racing as you marveled at how soft his hair felt. How come you had never brushed your fingers in his hair until now?

Ken blushed, practically melting as you continued to play with his hair. "Yeah, I'm okay," He chuckled nervously, his words snapping you out of your daze.

"Good," You replied, your hand leaving his hair as you stood up and offered your hand out for him to take. "I'm really glad you're okay... Because I need someone to be my dance partner at the party tonight.”

‘Oh, right, the party…’ Ken thought, and all the aches and pains on the side of his face disappeared, a smile growing on his lips, “Are you excited?”

“Oh, I am very excited,” You giggled out, not even realizing that you were still holding Ken’s hand. “I love these parties. I get to have fun with all my friends, and I get to spend more time with you.”

Ken’s smile faltered for a second as your words sank in. His plastic heart nearly skipped a beat. “Me too,” He mumbled, trying to hide how much your simple words meant to him. You felt a flutter of hope in your chest as you met his gaze. It felt like the perfect moment - one you had secretly wished for. Ken took a deep breath, his eyes softening, “You know, there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you…”

Just as he was about to reveal his feelings, another Ken burst onto the scene, grinning widely. “Hey, Ken! Want to play another round?” His voice boomed, shattering the intimate moment between you.

You watched Ken’s gaze shift, frustration flashing across his face briefly. “Uh, yeah, sure!” He replied, the words tumbling out without thought. The smile he forced didn’t quite reach his eyes, and your heart sank a little, sensing the sudden change in mood.

“Maybe you can tell me later?” You asked, and Ken let out a sigh, nodding. You lightly squeezed his hand in yours, “It’s not like I’m going anywhere anytime soon.” You then leaned in and pressed a reassuring kiss to his cheek. The moment your lips touched his skin, Ken’s expression brightened instantly.

“Yeah, I’ll- I’ll tell you later.” He agreed, reluctantly letting his hand slip from yours, and joining the other Kens for the next round of Volleyball.

He’d tell you later…

~~~

The party was in full swing, vibrant and alive, just like every gathering in Barbie Land. The glow of several spinning disco balls, sent colorful lights across the large dance floor. Barbies, Kens, Weird Barbie, Allan, and Midge danced to the catchy, upbeat music that filled the air. The synchronized choreography was impressive as ever - each move perfectly timed as everyone twirled, clapped, and laughed together.

Everyone was dressed in a variety of outfits - some in flowing dresses that glittered in the light, while others rocked sharp pantsuits or sleek jumpsuits. Despite what most people in the Real World thought, it wasn’t all pink, either. Splashes of blue, green, yellow - and practically every color of the rainbow popped up among the sea of dancers. Weird Barbie stood out in her eccentric, mismatched outfit, grooving on the dance floor with Midge by her side - who was still pregnant - laughing and enjoying the moment. Allan, meanwhile, stood near the edge, cheering on the crowd, doing little dance moves of his own.

Amidst the party, you stood in a dazzling outfit you borrowed, feeling just a bit out of place, but confident. The fabric shimmed with each sway of your hips as you slipped through the room, eyes searching for one person - Ken. Your Ken.

When you finally spotted him, facing away, and absorbed in the music, you grinned, sneaking up behind him. With a playful tap on his shoulder, Ken spun around, and the moment his bright, ocean blue eyes landed on you, his smile widened, and for a split second, he looked taken aback.

His eyes scanned you, lingering on your outfit, clearly stunned. Your cheeks flushed under his gaze, “So… What do you think? I borrowed it.” You asked, with a quick spin.

Ken’s eyes sparkled as he took a step closer, “You look incredible. The most beautiful person in the room.”

Warmth flooded your chest at his words, though you tried to play it cool. “Really?” You asked with a soft smile, your voice teasing but a little unsure.

Ken’s gaze lingered on you, and he nodded, his expression softer than you’d ever seen. "Absolutely. I feel like the luckiest Ken in the world just standing here beside you." The sincerity in his voice sent a flutter through your chest, enveloping you in a sense of vulnerability that felt oddly comforting. Ken’s hand hesitated for only a moment before he held it out towards you, his voice a bit more confident this time, “Would you like to dance with me?”

Your lips curved into a grin as you slipped your hand instantly into his, nodding, “I would love to.”

Ken’s smile grew impossibly wide as he led you onto the dance floor. The two of you danced, moving in sync, laughter bubbling between you. With each spin and step, you found yourself sinking deeper and deeper into the comfort of Ken's embrace. His charm enveloped you, his warmth radiated like pure sunshine, and his presence felt like home - wrapping around you in a feeling that was both exhilarating and sweet.

You were having so much fun, and as they say… Time flies when you’re having fun. Before you knew it, two hours had passed in what felt like a heartbeat. Your arms were draped around Ken’s neck, your cheek resting gently against his chest as you both swayed softly side to side, Ken’s hands were around your waist; holding you close. You felt a sense of peace, the weight of the evening’s excitement settling in; your body relaxed into his. You let out a tiny yawn. All this dancing was making you sleepy, but you didn’t want the night to end. The night ending meant you’d have to go home, and that meant leaving Ken.

Ken's chest rose and fell with the deep breaths he tried to control. He was overwhelmed, not by the party, not by the dancing, but by you. Being this close to you, feeling you against him, he thought his plastic heart might burst. Every movement, every soft breath you took, stirred something within him, a deep sense of happiness and absolute adoration.

He gently placed his cheek against the top of your head, closing his eyes. And in that moment, Ken couldn’t imagine wanting anything more than this - just you, in his arms, feeling like the luckiest Ken in the world.

You let out another yawn, this time longer. More noticeable.

Ken paused the gentle swaying, looking down to find your eyes closed, a serene, tired smile gracing your lips. You looked so comfortable in his arms. Raising a hand from your waist, he gently brushed his fingers through your hair, earning a soft sigh from you as your cheek nuzzled into the fabric of his shirt. In that moment, he realized he never wanted to let you go, not now, not ever.

“Hey,” He murmured softly, his voice barely above a whisper as he brushed a strand of hair behind your ear. “You’re tired... Do you want to go home?”

“I’m too tired to go home, all the campervans and bikes… Too much work.” You admitted as your eyes fluttered open and you looked up at him, “Can I stay at your house?”

Ken nodded, his heart racing at the thought of you staying with him. “Of course, you can stay at my house,” He said, a smile creeping onto his face. “Do you want me to carry you? So you don’t have to walk anymore? You’ve been dancing all night.”

You sighed, looking up at him as you nodded; he was too sweet. “Piggyback?”

Ken, nodded, “Piggyback.”

You slipped your arms from his neck as he turned around and bent down. Hopping onto his back, you looped your arms back around his neck, his hands grasping your legs to stabilize you.

As Ken began walking toward his mojo dojo casa house, the warmth of you against his back and the sweet scent of your hair, made him feel a sense of euphoria he had never experienced before. He couldn’t remember the last time he felt this happy - this connected to someone.

You began to hum the tune that had been playing at the party, a sweet, melodic sound that blended perfectly with the night air. Your exhaustion made everything feel more dreamlike, the world around you beginning to blur. Nestling your face against Ken’s neck, you didn’t notice the way your humming vibrated against his skin, unintentionally sending delightful shivers down his spine.

He then felt you playfully tugging at his hair with a hand, a gentle movement that made him chuckle. “What are you doing back there?” He asked, glancing over his shoulder, a grin plastered on his face.

“Just admiring the softness,” You replied with a sleepy giggle, your eyes barely open. “You have the softest hair, Ken. I could play with it all day.”

His cheeks flushed at your words, and he couldn’t help but smile wider. “I’m glad you think so.”

“Well, it’s true! You’re like… A big fluffy cloud.” Your voice was dreamy, and Ken couldn’t help but feel like he was floating along with you. You continued to run your fingers through his hair, your touch gentle and soothing. “I always have so much fun with you…” You murmured, your words slightly slurred by fatigue. “You make me so happy.”

His smile widened, “You make me so happy too.”

You sighed contentedly, resting your head back against his shoulder. The rhythmic motion of his footsteps and the warmth of his body made you feel the tug of sleep pull at you. As you drifted in and out of consciousness, a thought crossed your mind. “Hey, Ken…” You started, your voice barely above a whisper. “What was it you wanted to say during the volleyball game?”

Ken hesitated as he felt the heat rising in his cheeks. The words felt trapped in his throat. Anxiety crept in, tightening around his chest. He took a shaky breath, summoning all his courage. “Um… It’s just…” He stammered, “I just wanted to say… I like you.” He braced himself for your reaction.

Silence enveloped you both, and Ken’s heart sank, worry gnawing at him. Had he said too much? Was it too soon? Just as doubt threatened to consume him, he heard, “I like you too, Ken.”

“I mean more than like, like ‘I wanna be your boyfriend’ like.” The words left Ken’s mouth before he could fully process them, and at that moment he wanted the world to swallow him whole.

And then you spoke, “I mean more than like too. Like ‘I would love you to be my boyfriend’ like.” There was amusement in your voice, despite how tired you were.

His breath caught in his throat, a mix of disbelief and joy flooding through him. Overwhelmed with so many emotions, he felt happy tears prick at the corners of his eyes, “Really?” He managed to ask, his voice trembling.

“Really.” You replied as you leaned forward slightly and pressed a tender kiss to his jaw - the closest part of his face you could reach from where you were on his back. It was sweet and made his heart swell, melt, and turn to pink goo all at once. “You’re everything to me, Ken.” You murmured, your eyelids growing heavier.

As you nestled deeper against him, your breathing slowed, and he felt your weight become more relaxed. Ken couldn’t help but smile, “You’re everything to me too.”

The rest of the walk to his mojo dojo casa house went by in a flash. Finding his bedroom, he sat down on the edge of the bed, letting you go. You had somewhat woken up at this point, your hand rubbing your cheek as a sleepy smile graced your lips. Your eyelashes fluttered, watching as Ken dug through his closet, grabbing some clothes of his that you could use as pajamas.

He placed the light blue sweatpants and a soft T-shirt on the bed beside you, and your heart swelled at the sight of them. You loved how Ken always thought of you.

As he knelt down to help you out of your shoes, you couldn’t help but gaze at him as if he hung the stars in the sky. This moment felt perfect. Ken’s focused expression, the way his fingers brushed against your ankle, made your heart race in a way you never expected; your fingers instantly went back into his hair, you just couldn’t get enough.

Once your shoes were off, he grabbed his own pajamas and glanced back at you with a shy smile. “Uh, do you want to change in the bathroom or here?” He said softly, his cheeks tinged with pink; shuffling his foot against the floor.

“Here is good.” You nodded, and Ken nodded back.

“I'll change in the bathroom then. Uh, be right back.” He spoke, before leaving you to change.

“Okay,” You muttered, watching him go before you then quickly changed into his clothes, reveling in how soft and comfortable they felt against your skin. You were dreading the morning, not wanting to return them. But, oh, who were you kidding? He probably wasn’t going to get them back.

When Ken came back up to the bedroom, wearing only his pair of black sweats, he paused momentarily in the doorway, his breath hitching at the sight of you in his clothes. He smiled warmly, his eyes softening as he looked at you. “You know,” He said quietly, almost as if thinking out loud, “My clothes suit you better than they do me. Maybe I should just let you keep them.”

“I have no objections to that.” You teased lightly, making Ken chuckle - almost shyly - his hand coming up to rub the back of his neck.

“Well, uh, I’ll be on the couch if you need me-”

“Ken,” You interrupted, you tilted your head, “You could sleep next to me.”

“Are you sure?” He asked, his eyes brightening with hope.

“Yes, of course. Now, come here.” You replied, tapping the bed with your hand, “I want cuddles.” With a grin that lit up his whole face, Ken turned to the side, fist-bumping the air - letting out a little ‘yes’ - before he climbed into bed beside you; you both pulled the cozy blanket up over your bodies. As the fabric settled around you, you noticed the playful pattern of horses galloping across it, making your tired smile widen at the sight. Flipping onto your side, your eyes met his, “Goodnight, Ken.”

“Goodnight, Y/N,” He replied, feeling a wave of overwhelming happiness wash over him as he wrapped a tentative arm around you. As he did, you instinctively curled into him, your head resting against his bare chest, arms around his waist.

And as you both drifted off to sleep, Ken couldn't shake the blissful smile on his face, hoping that when he woke up that you'd still be wrapped up in his arms, proving that this wasn't all just a dream.

~~~

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helaenatargaryencore · 1 year ago

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𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐞𝐧/𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝

(This is just my opinion feel free to disagree but please be respectful!)

Rhaenyra Targaryen

Now in the modern day I feel like royalty wouldn’t be such a big thing for the Targaryen’s so like yeah they might have the biggest business that runs Westeros and it’s seven cities but no throne would be involved so basically her and her younger siblings would not really be rivals at all, she actually is quite fond of all four of them and has her own fashion line/ or I do see her building up her own business but I see Rhaenyra Targaryen the best dressed woman in Westeros since she was a child being a huge fashion icon and designer, now in modern day she of course would neither need Viserys to choose her husband so evidently I see her meeting Harwin when she has a drunken run in with the police when she is 19 and he takes her home instead of going down to the station so we have that, they get married a few years later and have exactly 6 kids, yup six with Jace, Luke, Joff, Aegon, Viserys, and Visenya. Now I see Rhaenyra being a cool mom like allowing the kids to have friends over she would provide the best snacks and order food, clothing wise I see her dressed in wine and crimson reds, black, and I see her in maroon/dark purples, she feels comfortable in pantsuits mostly she also enjoys braiding her silver long hair extravagantly and she is totally a sip on wine and charcuterie board girlie, she also owns this cute cat named Syrax who is spoiled and lazy but serves like her owner.

Aegon Targaryen

Now Aegon is nothing like in the show (because I say so!) but he is a little immature and he cannot be trusted with his adult money at all, like he will spend it all. Definitely has a man cave and his house/apartment gives off Ken’s mojo dojo casa energy, I don’t see much of a paternal bone in his body but he is great with the kids! (In his own way) and no incest here it is not normalized in the modern world(or at all but anyways) everything he wears is definitely brand named and he is a shoe head I purely believe that, drank a lot in college but went to rehab and got better, hasn’t touched a drink in forever, got himself a golden retriever rescue which he named Sunfyre. He has never had a serious relationship, he hasn’t tried to either so I believe in him somewhat.

Helaena Targaryen

She is like a modern Stevie Nicks/fairy aesthetic like girlie, she is also a single mom to three (no man deserves this perfect girl :( she definitely is a cool momma, she owns a doggy named Dreamfyre, Jaehaerys got his own pup which he named Shykros and Jaehaera is a little different and got a small lizard (Helaena is all for a bigger reptile but Haerys opposed and Alicent said she would no longer visit if a huge reptile was in their home) and Maelor got a kitten of his own (I cannot think of a name he would give it) I see hel wearing lots of blues and yellows, whites even and she definitely wears crystal rings/ jewelry in general, she also loves to use different colored eyeshadows and liner and it just gives her an ethereal look, definitely is her thing and all of Westeros tries it because of her<3 she loves insects and has cute little insect decor in her home like cute little embroided pieces and paintings, loves going to cute cafe’s and bakeries with her babies and taking nice pictures🩵 and def uses the blue heart emoji the most. Definitely closest to Rhaenyra and Aemond (also Daeron maybe) definitely owns her own little book/crystal shop where she sells all the best books, candles, trinkets, anything to do with crystals, knitted scarfs that are so cute, needle work and knitting supplies and it definitely gives off cottage/fairy/insect core

Aemond Targaryen

Definitely has a hair care routine, I said it, also all his clothing is dark colored, dark reds and greens, loads of black clothing and grey clothing too, definitely wears a good ol sneaker (Converse/Vans) mostly the classic black and white ones, owns doc martins for sure, was the top of his classes all throughout high-school, college, and university, wears rings and chains but not excessively, knows how to style himself correctly, will either be covered in tattoos or have discreet ones no in between! Definitely runs one of the fam businesses and that’s when Viserys sees all the potential he has. He has this dark kinda aura to him and also is very serious but a complete gentleman, he did lose his eye and yes to Luke but I headcannon that they played with the family heirloom dagger and when Luke was swinging it he sliced Aemond, the family kinda separated but Rhaenyra paid for all medical costs and even wanted to pay for a prosthetic eye (she did) it took a while for the family to go back to normal but it did happen. Definitely goes to the sept (equivalent to a church) with Alicent so she doesn’t go alone or feel alone but he isn’t too close with the faith anymore. I see him owning a Doberman or Great Dane named Vhagar. Adores his nieces, Visenya and Jaehaera are his biggest prides.

Daeron Targaryen

He is def the youngest like in his teen years, is a genius academically and socially can be a little clueless but he still gets it mostly, owns a beautiful dog named Tessarion. On the school soccer team for sure and he definitely has a job in retail with friends, definitely loves video games and would walk into the kitchen with his headset and controller in hand to get chips while Alicent tells him to wait until after dinner, has a entire closet dedicated to hoodies of all colors/brands. Closest with Hel, mommas boy 100%.

Alicent Hightower

Isn’t a sibling but she is mother! Now modern wise she isn’t as intense as in the show, obviously she doesn’t hate Rhaenyra either and no they were not friends she actually was a few (very few) years older than her when she married Viserys, she hates her husband though, her frontal lobe wasn’t even developed when she married him but she formed an unlikely alliance with Rhae, she is religious but not as much as in the show, she you know wears the seven pointed star and visits the septs, definitely is a queen at hosting events and holidays. Great at sowing and alternating clothes, does fundraisers and huge donations to charities also does charity for the sept, MILF! Oh I’m sorry what who said that 😏, is a fashion icon and dresses in greens/blacks/ even reds. Has the best hair in Westeros! And she wasn’t fond of animals but made a friend in Balerion the dog Viserys has but doesn’t take care of, he rests at her feet while she sews/reads, Also speaking of reading she loves classic literature, sips wine while she cooks and does yoga and meditation you cannot convince me that she doesn’t.

So these are pretty much headcannons I have for the modern Targ/towers and I will do a part two for Hels kids and Rhae’s kids including Baela and Rhaena, hope you all enjoyed this little blurb I put together 💗

@madame-fear a little first work 💗

#modern house of the dragon #modern au #rhaenyra targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #daeron targaryen #alicent hightower #hotd #house of the dragon

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the-lex-exe · 2 years ago

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the righteous gemstones couples and barbenheimer

judy sees oppenheimer and is Hooked, she loves the sex scene and how there is so much destruction, bj is TERRIFIED watching oppenheimer with her. he has to hold her hand the whole time. but bj LIVES for barbie. judy acts like she hated seeing barbie but she secretly liked it and yearns for the real world to be more like barbieland.

they both went to see oppenheimer, and jesse obviously prefers it over barbie. amber loves seeing barbie but feels like the barbies should have compromised with ken instead of rebuilding. jesse’s only takeaway is that he identifies with ken and that he wants to build a mojo dojo casa house.

they both read the plot for oppenheimer and see the runtime and are immediately bored. they attempt to go see it, but kelvin ends up screaming in fear so much that they leave an hour in. they go see barbie and have a great time!! kelvin wants to buy ken’s entire wardrobe and keefe’s favorite character is allan

tiffany has never been to a movie theater before and baby billy brings her to see oppenheimer: she thinks every bomb that gets detonated is real and he has to comfort her. judy brings tiff to see barbie for the powerful feminist messaging but baby billy refuses to see it.

they see both: eli likes oppenheimer because oppenheimer comes from nothing, just like him, but enjoys barbie because he loves influential women (see: his wife) and aimee leigh likes barbie more and thinks oppenheimer is too unnecessarily violent

#the righteous gemstones #righteous gemstones #judy gemstone #bj barnes #jesse gemstone #amber gemstone #keefe chambers #kelvin gemstone #aunt tiffany #baby billy freeman #aimee leigh gemstone #eli gemstone #barbenheimer #trg

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clanwarrior-tumbly · 2 years ago

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Omg I got an Idea, Can I have some headcanons for a human! reader criticizing patriarchy! ken's ways and how their kind of fucked up? (Also I need them explaining that they're basically saying house house in the Mojo Dojo Casa House name lol,)

- Kneecaps anon

Ghgjjd okay so I know Sasha and Gloria already informed him of that in the movie, but this prompt was funny to me

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At first you were reluctant to follow this random guy named Ken to "Barbieland" after he asked you a billion questions about horses and patriarchy.

He insisted on showing you how the Kens were treated, convinced that once you understood everything you'll sympathize with them more.

In the end, you went with him out of genuine curiosity, finding out that this supposedly imaginary pink utopia was, in fact, not-so-imaginary as you transverse the different landscapes together.

Although at one point you had to man the 2D speedboat as he got seasick.

When you both arrive, Ken goes on to tell everybody what he learned while you get lost exploring Barbieland.

You didn't think he'd take your jokes about the patriarchal structure of human society seriously..

But he clings to them as facts and radically transforms the doll world, and within hours it becomes Kendom Land.

You don't know how it all happened so fast, though you got irritated quickly over what he's done to the place you were just starting to admire.

Especially when he takes on a macho persona and dons that silly fur coat, before stealing Barbie's dreamhouse and reintroducing it to you as his "Mojo Dojo Casa House".

Something about that definitely irked you.

"You know "casa" is just Spanish for house, right?"

"Yeah, duh." He rolls his eyes.

"But you're already saying "house" anyways."

"...and your point?"

"My point is that you're pretty much saying "mojo dojo house house"."

"No I'm not. Because it's Mojo Dojo Casa House." He pouts, before asking a nearby Barbie to "brewski beer" him (to which you tell her "do NOT" and shoo her away).

You quickly remember you're arguing with a children's toy....so he was definitely going to be stubborn like a child and you'll just have to put up with it for now.

Ken couldn't brainwash a human, although he's still gonna argue with you and have petty temper tantrums whenever you keep criticizing the way he's running things.

"I'm just saying, this is NOT how men act in Century City at all.." You try explaining as he pouts, sorting through his western and denim outfits. "You just took whatever ideals you liked about them, dialed them up to 11, and forced them onto everyone here."

"Forced?? Take a look around, [y/n]--the Kens are happy! We embraced those ideals because we never got to have ANY of these cool things under the Barbies! If not for the multitude of...limitations in the Real World, I could've been the next president of California-"

"Don't you mean United States?"

"...no, I mean your country of California."

"......you seriously think California is a country? It's a state."

He does a double-take. "It is...? I thought Los Angeles was the state.."

'Oh for crying out-'

You realize the dolls had seriously misconstrued ideas about the Real World if they got the basic geography of it wrong.

But you're not gonna sit here and school him on everything. That wasn't your job and you do have your own life to get back to, anyways.

So you just...leave Kendom in the reverse order you arrived.

You'll let him live out his fantasy, but didn't want any part of it.

Especially upon seeing a group of construction worker Kens building a brick wall up and not sideways.

#clanask #kneecaps anon #barbie x reader #barbie movie x reader #barbie ken x reader #ken x reader #ken carson x reader #ryan gosling ken #ryan gosling ken x reader #headcanons #platonic

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cantevenbeachhere · 4 months ago

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Your mojo dojo casa house you drew is in the shape of K, I love that

Thank you!!! It makes me super happy! Like why wouldn’t I make it a K? It just totally makes sense to have a super duper Mojo Dojo Casa House shaped however I want it.

I thought about doing a horse head, but a K made more sense and was easier to draw.

#mojo dojo casa mailbox #anons in the mailbox #mojo dojo casa house #beach offs #ken draws things #building a mojo dojo casa house

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burnt-optimism · 2 years ago

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So a theory I've developed that I surprisingly haven't seen anywhere else on the internet (by which I mean here on Tumblr bc I'm not actually anywhere else on the internet these days) is this:

Will Ferrell's character. The Mattel CEO.

This guy. This guy is a Ken who wandered into the real world and stayed there.

Think about it. Despite being framed as very much the villain of the story (at least the part in the Real World), the CEO never has any aggression toward Barbie. He wants her to go back to Barbieland because he's concerned for the ramifications to both realms if she doesn't. When they meet in person he is awed and respectful and-- dare I say it-- understanding of what she's been through since she came to the Real World. He isn't surprised when she doesn't know how to drink real water. He never threatens or commands her. He suggests she get back in the box so she can go home, but even when she evades and asks to go to the bathroom first, he lets her go without question. Because why would he ever question Barbie?

Even when Barbie escapes and the executives are chasing her through the building, the CEO comes face-to-face with her at one point, but does he grab her? No. She screams, and he screams, and they both keep running in opposite directions.

That feels like Kenergy, but maybe that's just me.

Also, he knows how to get to and from Barbieland. I can see how maybe, if it's something that can happen, Mattel executives might get briefed on the possibility of a Barbie entering the Real World and what to do if it happens, but I can't imagine the particulars of the journey itself are common knowledge. Yet this guy knows it immediately.

ALSO also, the bit that sticks out in my mind is his conversation with the other executives as they start making their way to Barbieland (which is now transforming into Kendomland). When they hear about the success of the Mojo Dojo Casa House playsets and the new Ken movie and everything that's changing, he's upset. The other executives even say, "what does it matter if we're still making money?" and he has his whole mini-rant about how that's not the point. He's not in this for the money, he's in it for the little girls, and the imagination, and the power that Barbie should have. Now, that doesn't sound like the opinion of an (admittedly bumbling) executive in the otherwise painfully accurate Real World. It sounds more like a holdover of a Ken's ingrained adoration of Barbie and everything she represents.

Not to mention that Allan explains to Gloria and Sasha (when he's trying to convince them to take him with them to the Real World) that others have left Barbieland and stayed in the Real World. At the time, he's referring specifically to Allans, but who's to say it couldn't happen to a Ken? In the original order of things, Kens aren't much more important than Allans, and might be equally unlikely to shift either world in a noticeable way. And if a Ken did manage to wander into the Real World, is it such a stretch to think he might have had a similar patriarchy awakening as the Ken we know, and also ended up at Mattel (like Barbie did), but instead of being captured, he could have talked his way into a position there (thanks, patriarchy) and worked his way up from there?

And he knows there are no real weapons in Barbieland. And I'm pretty sure he's the only man in the Real World (including Ken) we ever see wearing iconic Barbie pink. And, in the end, he's just happy things got back to normal and he's willing to give Barbie whatever ending she wants.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#barbie 2023 #barbie movie spoilers #fan theory #ken #barbieland #rambling #barbie movie #spoilers #will ferrell #Mattel

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differentcoloredcontacts · 1 year ago

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What kind of Minecraft player would every 1b member be?Like if there was a Private UA server world and 20 computers with Minecraft on it,what would happen?

Not proofread we die like men

Awase - he likes to make hidden rooms and mini bases in other peoples areas in case he ever needs to stay the night there or smthn (hes never used a single one)

Sen - he has no food, no house and no tools but he is 20,000 blocks away from spawn looking for that one 'perfect spot' still (he aint gonna find it)

Kamakiri - hes homeless but is a god a pvp. He will walk into other ppls bases and they let him stay simply because they know he could beat their ass lmao

Kuroiro - he builds this massive gothic mansion in the middle of nowhere but when it comes to actual advancement hes stuck on iron

Kendo - she would be the richest on the server if it wernt for the fact that she keeps giving her dimonds to everyone around her.

Kodai - she has a cute little cottage in the middle of the woods where she lives with a few of the girls. She mostly builds automatic farms to improve their area

Komori - she shares an area with kodai. She builds everything and they all have the cutest cottage core vibes to it. She also has every kind of flower in the game all around their area :>

Shiozaki - she is the best at landscaping and making the nature look unique and intricate while also looking natural. But she cant build buildings to save her life.

Shishida - he probably stays close to spawn and makes the entire area safe and spawn proof so anyone who died and didn't set spawn doesn't have to worry about creepers and things like that. He provides them food and some basic armor too.

Shoda - he probably rarely logs on and when he does he simply talks with his friends while his character stands completely still slowly starving to death.

Pony - she either builds things from her favorite animes or she lives in a hole that she carved in the wall. She probably doesnt live in the girls base but shes extremely close to them.

Tsubaraba - dude has been killed by an armor stand. He doesn't know how he did it but he did it. Other than dying to everything you can possibly die from he likes to fill peoples bases with chickens.

Tetsutetsu - he got on the server and didnt get off until he beat the final boss of the game. After that he built his on mojo dojo casa house and started his farmer life

Tokage - she travels alot to constantly check in with what her class mates are doing. She doesnt have a set place she stays but she has multiple holes in the walls all around the map. Shes the only one who knows where everything is.

Manga - spends all of his time making banners and cool map art to randomly shove in other peoples houses. Hes homeless and poor though.

Honenuki - he spends most of his time wandering around and helping everyone else with whatever project they've been working on. He helps his classmates collect wood, mine, kill monsters whatever they rlly need help with ykyk?

Bondo - he picked a spot for his house and he refuses to leave. He stays in his area and farms, never exsplores and never mines... only farms (He also gives everyone food when they come by his area)

Monoma - he just went around killing peoples animals and blowing up their bases until he was banned lmao

Reiko - idk why but i think she would be amazing at pvp but other than killing her friends (in game) she doesn't log on often. She will spend time at the girls base and afk their auto farms for them though

Rin - hes the one that somehow is much farther in the game than everyone else but hes been playing the same ammount of time. Like everyone else is making a starter house while hes mining out the end for a mega base

Gif anime - The Apothecary Diaries

#tags are stupid and i hate them #anime #manga #class 1b #bnha headcannons #bnha headcanons #minecraft

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cruorlupus · 10 months ago

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I’m going to burn through my forma building this mojo dojo casa house 😭🤣

#mine #warframe

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delicatestones · 1 year ago

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It's still pretty funny that in the Barbie movie the character given the most complete narrative arc and funniest comedy bits was Ken. I was never expecting it to be a 'good' movie but straight up having Ken be granted the best parts of the Barbie movie was a little on the nose.

You can't even do the dodge of 'oh it's misogyny that makes people overlook the good part they wrote for Barbie'. The Barbie related jokes suffered immensely from the restriction that the Barbie movie by Mattel cannot possibly offer any genuine critiques of Barbie. That's their marquee brand. They can't make Barbie that funny because they don't want Barbie to be laughable.

Meanwhile, Ken is a laughable buffoon, and in a comedy the laughable buffoon is king. They gave him a visually dynamic slapstick Ken battle and a banger theme song. Mojo Dojo Casa House. Kenergy. All of his outfits. Beaching off. The fact he falls in love with a montage of PATRIARCHY footage in the lobby of an office building. Having an easily articulated emotional problem (he wants Barbie to love him) with a clear ending (he learns to try to start being Kenough for himself) vs Barbie having someone else's generic mid-life 'professional woman out of touch with her daughter' crisis resolved by a magic ghost on a sound stage beaming pictures of women into her head until she manifested human genitals, which might have at least been sort of interesting if Barbie had ever said something like "god I wish I had a pussy".

What a film. They couldn't have encapsulated exactly what the problem is with incoherent commodified 'girl power' better if they did it on purpose.

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lyra I finally had a thought I think you might appreciate 😈 this is not a request or anything, and if it doesn't vibe, leave it in your inbox BUT

I was building ikea furniture the other day and got thinking about how weird idol's lives are and how many basic life skills they probably lack. like we know most kpop idols at least finish school, but we've also all heard about hollywood actors being dumb as bricks.

so what basic shit do we think our skz boys, and especially our minsung boys, are just absolutely incapable of doing? we know minho can cook, but you can't tell me they didn't all have trouble figuring out laundry in their mojo dojo casa house of a dorm.

also can you imagine reader or your OC literally shaking their head at them hahahah

or would they get turned on by the weirdest shit because reader or your OC is competent and confident in small moments? like she makes really good coffee because she used to be a barista, or whatevs

just thoughts being thunk, do what you will 💓

-May, @skzms

omfg, this is actually one of my favourite scenarios💀 you read my mind or smh??

I totally know what you mean. While I think Stray Kids have learnt more than most after living by themselves in that dirty hole, I feel that after a while they grow used to the chaos and they barely got time to improve, considering their careers. Now they're more famous and probably richer, I feel they have other people doing these stuff for them. Also, most idols have shown in variety shows that they can barely fry eggs without guidance, so yeah

This got long, so beware

It's funny you mention my OC because this scenario fits her perfectly and her story. Vivi comes from a big family and due to her upbringing, she has grown up learning a lot of skills to be completely self-sufficient at a young age. And because pursuing a dance career isn't exactly cheap unless you're a kpop trainee, of course she has worked in some jobs to earn extra money. Shop assistant, waitress, babysitter, and even a bartender at some point, although this one was more like a hobby rather than a job, since she loves anything related to alcohol. It's very important for her to be independent and not rely on people.

Part of being a competitive dancer implies moving around a lot for tournaments, so she's used to live without external support and having no option but do things herself. Assemble furniture, cook food, house chores, handling the bills, you name it. After all, the more she can do by herself, the less money she has to spend.

I believe that most of the boys can do basic stuff, as long as they have the instructions in front of their eyes and can ask for help. Otherwise, they're lost. They know how to cook because they need to feed themselves and do some cleaning for hygiene, but that's it. They're clueless about anything else.

So it'll be like this. Imagine that, for some reason, Vivi and MinSung have to live together for a while, maybe for a show or a dare, or because they have out of necessity, I don't know. The apartment is big and cozy, but there's a tiny problem: There's no furniture, functional electricity or food. This isn't new for Vivi, so she simply accepts it and gets to work, while MinSung stand there like "wait, aren't they supposed to provide these stuff for us?"

So you have this girl acting as a babysitter and provider for two grown ass man, older than her, that can't even start the washing machine.

"So, how do we do this?"

"By pressing the big button with Start written on top..😑"

Going to buy the furniture is a mess, because while Vivi is carefully picking up the options based on what they need and knows where to look, the boys treat it as a fun trip. They're basically her children she has to look after, trying the beds and almost getting lost for going after something that caught their eyes.

"Hey Vivi, what is that? Can we take it? It looks so cool!"

"...that's a drill, Jisung"

They get confused when she leads them to the warehouse underneath and buys some boxes.

"Wait, weren't we going to buy the furniture?"

"Yes, duh, I have it all right here. We'll arrange them later at home"

"Wait, what? do you mean arrange them?!"

Vivi soon realizes she's going to have an extra load of work she didn't anticipate. Lots of face palming and taking deep breaths because seriously, how are they still alive??

She's casually arranging her wardrove like it's second nature to her, quickly and precise, knowing exactly where everything goes. She throws a glance at the boys and finds, well, complete disaster. They're nowhere half done, the instructions a mess of papers around them and none are holding the right tools for it. She's exasperated and shoos them away, taking care of everything as they watch.

And you're absolutely right, they find all of this sexy as fuck.

They stare at her in awe and admiration as she leads them through the different shops, keeping mental lists of everything they need and knowing stuff unknown to their ears. Their eyes sparkle as she speaks with terms they never heard before and takes all the stuff she claims they need. They follow her like lost puppies, eagerly waiting for her next orders. They specially stick to her hips in crowded zones, since she gives zero fucks about pushing people out of her way and telling them to move (their introvert asses could never)

They might have needed some cold showers after witnessing her arranging everything in the house. The furniture, the electricity cables, the pipes, acting like it's all stuff she does everyday. She needs to watch some tutorials for some of those chores, but she quickly gets the hang of it. Her figure all sweaty and red and her light clothing already clinging to her body from all the effort. Her strong arms on display with her tank top, her hair in a messy bun with some wet strands near her cheeks, some dirt on her face and holding a tool that looks like a murder weapon, and...ops, they're hard, time for another shower..

Jisung feels he might nut his pants when she lifts a fucking couch to check something underneath, holding it still with one hand while relying some of the weight on her shoulder. Minho once sat on it to annoy her, thinking she wouldn't be able to lift it with him there...turns out she did it anyway. And now there's two people wanting to nut in their pants.

She gives some easy chores to keep them busy. Minho is in charge of cooking and Jisung bring the ingredients. So after exhausting hours of working around, Vivi comes back to a full cooked meal as a "reward".

She's a professional hunter of discounts, bargains and anything that implies saving as much money as possible. She doesn't have the budget of an entire company supporting her, so she's used to tracking down the best offers and making sellers sweat to give her the price she wants. It's a battle of rhetoric and sheer determination, and the boys are once more in awe.

She discusses with the landlord about the apartment's issues and is ready to argue with anyone about her rights. She handles the bills and most of the financial matters.

Bonus: She once used a whole drill to fix the bed and closets instead of a screwdriver ("this is better, guys, my mother taught me"), headphones on to mute out the noise and the veins in her arms pecking out with the force of holding it, mindlessly doing the task.

Yeah, lots of the money is going down the cold water

@skzms here. I'll love to hear your input

#Vivi actually enjoys their admiration #to her these are all basic life skills and never thought much about them #most people she knows have the same skills #so the sudden validation makes her feel very smug #mutual asks #minsung x reader #skz scenarios

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