#built like a brick

[trustymikh]

Thinking about Giovanni's massive tits 😔😔

[pmpknsoup]

mindless bees doodles for these trying times

[almondpiglet]

was doodlin today… the new train attendent collab art goes hard

[sandflakedraws]

seeing their height difference drawn like this is ,.

[donutfloats]

I kinda wanna make Apollo fatter, make him a brick wall of a man

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

military training

[bigscotman]

DCXDP fic idea: through some wacky and probably at least mildly traumatic chain of events, Jason Todd aka the Gotham Crime Lord Red Hood ends up adopting Dani. Long story short she figures out he's also a Halfa but is infected with contaminated ecto.

They go to Frostbite to get him healed and after their first appointment Dani very reluctantly has to come clean about the rest of her family and that he's kinda sorta maybe ghost royalty now? Jason decides to table anymore about that until his emotions are at a normal level.

Once he's all healed up and now has powers and they pick up their conversation again and Dani gets to the part where Danny would really rather not be king Jason gets a devious idea that Dani is entirely on board for.

He shall play the role of an evil uncle trying to usurp the throne in public complete with all the staple evil laughs and mischievous hand gestures.

Can literally anyone tell it's an act because he isn't even attempting to hide how much fun he's having? Yes sure but everyone decides to just let Jason have his fun and bring a little joy to the young High King. Granted Danny isn't too happy that he's dating his sister (Dani is ecstatic tho) but besides that he's having a blast and everyone is happy.

Until Jason accidentally usurps the throne because they forgot to declare that their spar was a spar and the Zone decided that it was good enough to count as a serious enough fight.

And that's how Jazz and Dani find them just before dinner, Danny still doing flips in the air laughing his ass off while Jason stares off into the middle distance and occasionally glances at the Ring or Crown that have taken up residence on his finger and head respectively.

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny, a short 17 year old halfa: omg you’re so tall, you look like a giraffe

Jason, who has more than five siblings: That’s why you’re dead built like a baked bean

Danny, going ghost immediately, eyes glowing and snarling: A BAKED- A BAKED BEAN?!?!?!

——

Later:

Danny, feral with short people rage;

Jason, clinging onto his taller girlfriend: ahhhhh! Get your fucking brother, Jazz!

Jazz, hugging Jason: awe, he don’t bite

Jason, looking at Danny who very much does bite: yes he do!!

[catmask]

would love to be a cool stoic guy. unfortunately i never shut up

[just-null]

Oh dear cult leader, Please ANYTHING Aizetsu and/or Sekido (if u have time ofc)

He was sore afterward

[geckoodles]

[spaciebabie]

mac has a baby face but is built like a greek statue

[tendafoot]

im living for scoops billy btw. you guys are geniuses

[starstriix]

merry chrisler or whatever

[catgrub]

thinking about these guys again. and doodling them <3

[dormefuu]

those big cow eyes undercuts those muscles