#bumpp

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Bumpp

[doobledabbadoo]

If you want more hc asks I would love to hear your hcs on Mr. Bump...

OMG YESSSS I LOVE MR BUMPP

okok here we go;;

- Mr. Bump has a small gap between his front teeth.

- Mr. Bump is a big fan of sweets! He regularly gets them in gift baskets whenever he gets severely injured doing something.

- Mr. Bump and Miss Whoops often poke fun of each other and banter a lot outside of their jobs, as most siblings fighting for dominance do. They still care for each other though, and they show affection to each other by slow-motion punching each other’s faces.

- Mr. Bump typically avoids doing anything involving animals due to being harmed by them from past experiences, but somehow ends up being a maginet to rats and, to a lesser extent, cats. Because of this, he has two pet rats; Rob (short for Robert), a dark gray male rat with a red nose, and Berry, a white female rat with a pink nose and blue-gray spots!

- Mr. Bump is a bit socially awkward and anxious. Whenever he thinks he said something embarressing, even if no one actually heard him, he just. runs away & jumps off the nearesst ledge & into a river.

- Mr. Bump, while being hardworking and responsible most of the time, tends to be too harsh on himself whenever things don’t go as planned. His closest friends often comfort him and remind him to be kinder to himself during these situations.

- Mr. Bump doesn’t die. He respawns.

[radiation]

Bumpp Mapp is Missing

[achromamachina]

BUMP!! BUMPP!!!

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[bugsybelle]

Surprise baby bumpp <3

[smuttyassholes]

i want to show u my knuckles with a little wittle itty bitty piece of peanut sauce and some mascawa so he can call me the tucan woman of his dreams. give me the little paddle waddle on the train back to the preeschool and ill say hey u what are u doing im gonna bumpp up your rump namjoon! and he was gonna say aye no i aint gots no more love for u so then imma eat his ass til im blue in the ankles and the bed sheets are covered in every dogs urine !!! dont tell me never not to stop

- asshole 4

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Bumpp

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[dinaswimmerr]

She sighed helping me up “So who’s M with the hearts? I thought you were with that kid Gavin” I questioned. Natalie moved a strand of hair behind her elf-shaped ear and looked down at her feet “We broke up. I felt we were better as best friends” best Friends? She would gush about him for hours every time she came back from his place and now she felt their better as friends... somethings up. “Oh Okaay, so who is M?”. No one serious, don’t worry Saf.”

I was about to push further with my questions but a little feet was tapping my insides; giving me a huge grin on my face as I moved my hands to my belly. My little princess was kicking for the first time. I almost wanted to cry, I’ve never felt her move before. Her tiny self wiggling around.

[legox]

You're so awesome and cool and awesome and sweet and cool. hope all is well and I hope you are having lots and lots of happy fun smiles with whoever and yeahhgghgh!!!! you have intresting hands!!! and intresting stories and yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool awesome guy! *fist bumpp*

Awwwwww! Thank you so much anon who really isn’t that anonymous!

[grigsby-writes]

Silver Lining: Chapter 3

"So..." Lance broke the silence over the radios, curling into Kaltenecker's warm body.

"Go to sleep, Lance." Pidge groaned from her own lion. Matt was asleep in the corner of the cockpit, while she slumped in her chair.

Lance quieted down for the fifth time that night. The other paladins tried to close their eyes and sleep, hoping to at least get something out of their delay. Unfortunately, it was futile. Shiro could only stare at the dark ceiling of his former lion, trying to sort his thoughts. Krolia had retreated to one of the storage areas in the lion to sleep, while Keith sat upright, completely awake, in his pilot's seat. The other lions had a similar situation. The world was was quiet except for the soft breathing of sleeping people.

"Are you guys also having trouble sleeping?"

"Lance!" The paladins whisper-screamed in unison.

A few more seconds of silence before another voice breaks it.

"Yeah... I can't sleep either." Hunk says quietly, trying to be more considerate than Lance.

"You guys wanna do something?" Lance asks in response.

"What exactly do you propose? We're in completely different ships." Pidge points out as she spread her legs out onto the armrest of her seat.

"Okay, now you've got me up. What's happening?" Allura yawns.

Shiro listens in on their sleepy exchange, Keith doesn't do much more than lazily gaze into the dark screen of his lion.

Lance sits up straight, pounding his fist into his palm in thought, "20 questions!"

"Oh, god, no," Keith groans, "That's going to take forever to finish."

"Well, hello, Leader Keith," Lance teases the black paladin. "Will you be joining us?"

"Make it five questions and I'll play along."

"Deal."

"Who's even awake?" Pidge asks, yawning. "Say your name or something, I'm too tired to figure out voices."

"Allura."

"Hunk."

"The most gorgeous and bes-"

"Keith," He paused and looked back at Shiro, "You playing Shiro?"

"Yeah, sure." He answered, a bit loud considering there were sleeping people around him.

"First question! Everyone answers, least favorite thing about space?" Lance starts off, cheerfully perking up and waiting for answers.

"The food goo,"Hunk answer quickly, if not a bit sheepishly.

"Unreliable internet."

"But Pidge, the lions and castle both have internet connection and web access."

"Yeah, but not every quadrant or planet has a steady connection..."

Allura rolled her eyes, "I don't like how only Coran, and now Romelle, are the only alteans."

There was a shocked silence.

"You okay, Allura?" Lance asked tentatively.

"I'm fine."

"Moving on... I don't like that it all looks the same."

Pidge was quick to respond to Lance's answer. "But every star system is different. New constellations, planets, gas and rock formations. Color burst and asteroid fields, Lance space is constatly changing. It does not all look the same."

"Fine, be all scientific about it," He crossed his arms, "Just saying..."

"I hate that there's a war going on." Keith stated bluntly. The paladins were silent for another moment , realizing the point in awe.

"Yeah... I have to go with Keith on this one." Shiro said, finally contributing.

The paladins nodded along in silent agreement.

Hunk gave the next question, "Favorite alien we've met?"

"If you guys don't say me..." Allura growled.

"Aside from Allura and Coran and Romelle, who are obviously our favorites." Hunk was quick to right his mistake. "Mine's Shay."

"My mom, Krolia."

"That was a no-brainer," Pidge pondered their own choice, "Rover."

"Rover's not an alien, Pidge." Lance argued, "And he's not even worki-"

"Lance..." Shiro warned, like the true dad he was, "Lay off."

"Fine. I liked the mermaids, they were fun."

"Fun?" Pidge inquired.

"Fuck off, Pidge."

"I quite like all of you, and to me you guys count as aliens." Allura said, voice quiet, as if to remind Pidge and Lance that their loud voices were going to wake up their companions.

"Aww, thanks Allura," Lance's voice was a suave, flirting tone, though it was good natured.

Allura groaned, "I already regret saying that."

"What about you, Shiro?"

"There's too many to choose."

"That's not an answer!" Lance exclaimed, "You have to pick."

"The majority of aliens I've met have been trying to kill me, and the remaining were either chosen by you guys already, or were annoying." Shiro paused, "So there."

"Whatever." He grumbled. "Favorite out of all of the ones awake, like who do like best?" Lance continued, his voice peaking with arrogance, obviously fishing for a compliment.

No one raced to answer.

"That's like asking a parent to choose their favorite kid." Shiro stated simply, "You can't ask that and get an answer."

"Spoken like a true father." Pidge said in exaggerated wisdom.

"Do you really think of us as your kids?" Hunk awwed, "We're like a big space family."

"I wouldn't say that... I'm not a father..."

"C'mon, you're like that most father figure-y person we know." Hunk continued, his voice a joking tone. "We've said this before."

Keith turned around in his chair to look at Shiro, "You kind of are."

Shiro gave a wholehearted dad laugh, "I'm not that much older than you guys."

"Denial is the first stage." Allura joined in, "Soon you'll be joining Coran in the elderly person club."

"What about Krolia?" He asked, "Doesn't she count for anything?"

"Psh," Pidge scoffed, "Have you seen Krolia? She's too hot to be a mom, she could be like seventeen and I wouldn't be surprised- no offense Keith."

A faint blush of embarrassment crosses Keith's face, barely visible in the darkness. "Do a different question, please."

"Hunk's my favorite," Pidge ignores Keith, "He make us food, that bumpps him ahead of all ofthe rest of you."

"What are you humans excited, or nervous about going back to Earth?" Allura answered Keith wishes and asked a new question. It was met with a stony silence.

The paladins thought.

Shiro's mind buzzed with surfacing emotions and memories that had been knotting his stomach for this entire journey. he hadn't been on Earth for nearly two years, not including the day he had returned for. It scared him to think of what could've changed, and what change was yet to come. When he returned- when all of them returned -no longer would they be students at the Garrison. No longer would they be normal people. The paladins had traveled deeper in space than any other human. The paladins brought news of war and pain that Earth would otherwise be oblivious to. But what about Adam?

Shiro sucked in a s harp breath at the idea of seeing him again. Anxiety and excitement.  Their fighting before he had left was petty, not something they normally did. And just the prospect of being able to see him again made Shiro's heart swell. But fear tugged at him. Because what if Adam had moved on and really not waited for him? What if when Adam saw him again, Shiro would be a different person, one that Adam decided he no longer loved? What if they were too late and the Galra had already come and destroy Ear-

Lance spoke, interrupting Shiro's panicked thoughts. "I want to see my family again. My mom, and dad, and siblings, cousins, and- and all of them." Shiro noticed how Lance's voice broke slightly, dragged down by homesickness.

"My mom," Pidge said quickly, "She lost all of us, and I just want to give her a hug."

Another silence, one where the radio simply buzzed with static. It allowed Shiro to try and collect his thoughts.

"I can't wait to eat my parents' cooking again. And to feel the sun, even if it's the flaming desert sun." Hunk's tone was warm and forced , like he was keeping himself thinking about all of it in a good light. Like it was the future instead of the past.

And they waited. Shiro looked at Keith, who faced him now, though Keith only stared at the floor. Shiro could tell that Keith was thinking about his dad. He knew the boy well enough to recognize the pained glint in his eyes. Mournful and reflecting. As if Keith could only think of how horrible it was that his dad was gone. As if that was the only thing he could think about. Shiro could also see that Keith could only think about his dad when he thought about Earth. That Keith thought that he had nothing else to look forward to besides seeing his dad's grave again.

Shiro answered before Keith, hoping to give him a chance to think about something besides the negative. "My fiance, and the garrison."

A pause before Lance yelled, "You have a fiance, and you never told us!!"

"I mean, it's not like it was a secret..." Pidge pointed out. "Keith and I knew, plus Hunk sort of caught on."

"Sorry, what's a fiance exactly?" Allura asked.

"Like a stage between being married, you know what human marriage is right, and just being romantic partners. It's kind of unnecessary to call it something different."

"Why am I the only one to never pick up on these things?" Lance complained, a bit too loudly.

"Lance, it's not that big a deal..." Shiro said awkwardly.

"I didn't notice that Pidge was a girl, I didn't notice that Keith  had tried to be not a jerk, I didn't notice when Hunk's cookies were burning, and now this. How oblivious am I?"

"Pretty oblivious," Hunk answered the rhetorical question lightly.

"What about you Keith?" Allura moved the conversation along.

"Oh, uh..." He looked surprised, not quite expecting to be noticed. "I want to see my knife collection again."

"Why am I even surprised?" Lance groaned.

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T.H.P. Orchestra ‎– Manha De Carnaval

RCA ‎– KJL1-0154 ‎– Released in 1976. T.H.P. Orchestra ‎– Early Riser. Bass – Paul Zaza. Drums – Barry Keane. Guitar – Bob Mann, Brian Russell, Terry Bush. Keyboards – Eric Robertson. Percussion – Brian Leonard, Dan Reddick, Dave Brown. Saxophone – Gary Morgan, Jack Zaza, Roy Smith. Steel Guitar – Bob Lucier. Synthesizer – Matt McCauley. Trombone – Russ Little, Ted Rodderman. Trumpet – Arnie Chycoski, Dave Woods. Vocals – Billy Bumpp, Debbie Discoe.

[sarufaromeo]

New Release information.

Lorenzo Chi’s “THE BUMPP EP“ will be released on Apr.19 from PulseWave Records.

Please check it‼️

[ksbeditor]

Quick Q and A with Bob Simons

Quick Q and A with Bob Simons

There’s something very, very special about being the FIRST at anything and Mr. Bob Simons has the distinct honor of being the FIRST musician to grace the stage of the me&thee.  As we celebrate our 50th year of existence, we felt it was most appropriate to ask Bob to come and sing a few songs to pay tribute to him and to the little club that could and has continued to present some of the best…

[brainlessrot]

bumpp :D

Can i request yuuken, jack and leona with a really short s/o? Like 150cm short? And s/o doesnt really mind being that short and doesnt have any insecurities about it

i did this as headcanons, hope you dont mind!!

Contents ;; short! GN! reader, written with romantic intent but can be interpreted as platonic!

Characters ;; Yuuken, Leona, Jack

Twst Boys + Yuuken - Short reader

Yuuken ;;

He doesnt really care about height, and wont even realize that you're much shorter than him, he just views you as a cool person!!

if someone is being mean about your height, he will glare at them from right behind you, and if you defend yourself and stay your ground, he'd be extremely proud!!

aa stated, he doesn't care about your height, but the fact that he can engulf you when he gives you a hug makes him feel warm (and his hugs are GREAT, so you would be in heaven)

will give you a piggy back ride if you ever ask, this man is jacked and will even try to throw you up like a baby if the oportunity ever arises

a gold retriever himbo, if you ever compliment him of how jacked he is, he'll grab you in his arms and spin around, your feet dangling around as he smiles, hes sweaty, but wants to express how happy you make him

if you ever need to grab something off of a high shelf, hes your man! but instead of grabbing it he'll ask if you need him to lift you up

adores resting his arms on your shoulders if youre just standing around, theyre the perfect height to hug you!

if you ever ask him to join him in his kendo training, he'll definetly give you a handmade kendo shinai made so that it'd be perfect for you and easier to handle than a regular one!

Leona ;;

... why?

this man will NOT shut up about your height

playfully calling you shortie, putting things on the shelves you dont reach, putting his chin on you head (or even his arm!) and lifting you "lion-king" style, arms under your armpits while you just... dangle there

appart from his usual "herbivore" nickname, he'll resort to call you "mouse", and if you're being extremely annoying that day "little rat"

will fight anyone that makes fun of you though, however, would very much enjoy you kicking anyones asses, so if youre up for it, he'll even buy popcorn to watch you, and be your biggest hype man

he sometimes may be mean, but hes bever mean-spirited, he very much likes you for who you are, and you are you, so he wouldn't want to change anything from you, even if you sometimes get on his nerves

be prepared to be his body pillow, no matter your size, you will be used for napping.

LOVES being the big spoon, whenever he can, he'll drag you down with him while he's napping so that he can put his arms around you

... he would buy you a baby chair to make fun of you, hes a little shit but hes nice (every blue moon)

mother fucker probably bends down to talk to you

Jack ;;

another one that doesnt really care much about your height

at first he thought you were short because you didn't work out much

but he lived to regret those words

however, he will make a specific work out regime to maximize your body!! no matter how small you are, you should be able to take down anyone that dares look at you wrong, even if he is always there to give a hand

HE LOVES YOUR HANDS, the size difference between yours and his makes his heart all jittery, and if you pet his head, he'll become mush, he doesn't care that he has to bend down!!

another one who loves being a big spoon, generally, being able ro peotect you, even if you're capable yourself, will make him feel fulfilled in life

if youre too tired after working out with him, he'll carry you to your dorm, hes so reliable!

his tail wags so hard whenever you ask him for help to get something from a tall place

picking you up is his favourite thing, and will try to do it anytime, anywhere, however he can, a hug and perhaps standing straight so that your feet are slightly off the ground, raising you so that you can grab that fruit you've been eyeing, putting you on his shoulders so that you'd be able to see above the crowd...