#but ill get there…

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

[candycatstuffs]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

[cauchys-special-boy]

applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

[allthatdivides]

god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[tulpafcker]

if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off

[underwhelmingalchemist]

*mom voice* You can get these words back when you know what they mean

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[colourmeastonished]

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

[utterdrip]

few clips ive gathered of astarion being worried/protective

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[toadstool32]

inventory space

[wolfythewitch]

Painting some studies

[sillylittlegaymer]

[meruz]

i luv the junior ectobiologist lab suit soo much...

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

I’ll be honest with you gang, if I waited for blades 2 for three years and I can’t even be poly I’ll riot !!