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crow-cello · 3 months ago

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milf adam au,, again,,

pov:

you're one of cain's friends at his house for a sleepover and you meet his mother, who is baking cookies in the kitchen and you swear he is the only image to come up when you search "milf" on google-

you thought the hottest moms only exist in fiction, but here adam is, doting on you sweetly because you're a friend of his oldest son's, who's really embarrassed that his friend is receiving such attention, even though his mom insists there's nothing to be ashamed of!

"is she single, cain? you never told me you had a real life milf for a mom!"

"she's definitely not single, and don't call her that in front of me, jeez."

and cain would be right because lucifer comes home the same day and is exhausted from his work, and adam, with that same seductive tone, is doting on his stressed out husband and suggests that after they've done with dinner, that he could give him a "special massage" for working so hard, iykyk-

"Cain, I adore meeting every one of your friends. You still haven't explained why they stopped coming..."

He would never lie to his milf of a mother, but in this instance, Cain could not forgive his friend's last comments. Especially when they have the audacity to say such bold things in his presence, about his mom.

"If you're not making her yours, I'm about to come over and be your father, lol!"

After a good ass-whooping, Cain's friends have been prohibited from ever coming back. After all the work she'd done to cook for the boys, after Adam had taken her time to bake for them, she deserves the truth does she not?

Cain almost wants to work together with Lucifer, but he was his next menace, and one he just can't kick out of the home that easily. It's not fair that his papa got such a snatch of a wife, he was sure lucky to be Adam's son, but still. He should have been her man too!! 💢💢

He sits through the excruciating moments while he hears Lucifer please Adam, and vice versa as her moans pool from their bedroom. But it's all worth it to hear mama's happy whines after her own hardwork of taking good care of the home acksSKSKSK--

#crow caws #incest cw #adamsapple #cain/adam #i love domestic rivalry like this!!#abels-cains drabbles

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glitzymeow · 4 months ago

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Abel's first flying lesson...kinda😅(art by CEO of drunk vox on X)

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thy-valhallen · 1 year ago

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Cass, pointing at Jason: we're twins

Tim:

Jason: *6'3" 200 lbs of Latino rage and muscle*

Cass: *5'1" 120 lbs of Chinese murder and love*

Tim:

Tim: you're just not

Cass, patting his shoulder: it's okay. easy mistake. we're fraternal twins

Jason, holding up a gun: yep. twins.

Tim: ... good for you

Cass: :D

#dc #dc comics #batfam #cassandra cain #jason todd #tim drake #i think the murder twins having a very close age is untapped comedy guys #like c'mon #i like the idea cass didn't fully understand birthdays #and by the time it got explained to her she was already adamant that she and jason were twins #and now if you try to tell her otherwise #jason is hovering with a gun to protect his twin's happiness #guys chill jason as latino is a headcanon im well aware

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wuntrum · 7 months ago

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2025 horror pin up calendar!!

print version | digital (/print it yourself) version

a labor of love, truly <3 prepare for the new year with 12 suggestive (and silly) horror characters :) featuring characters from: american psycho, bride of re-animator, the evil dead, hannibal, jason x, frankenhooker, alien, an american werewolf in london, jennifer's body, saw, the thing, and scream! to see the full specs of the calendar, check out the pages above!

#IF you have trouble w the print version website just lmk #ive used mixam before but not their print on demand. so there might need to be some troubleshooting #it is us and uk only though i think </333 very sorry #but if you get the digital one you have my permission to print it whatever way you want #anyways i hope you all enjoy :) this was fun to work on. even if it was exhausting at points lol #there is a free vers of the calendar on the digital one!#paying just unlocks print quality versions #my art #artists on tumblr #procreate #clip studio #<- did the lines in one and colored in the other lol #ok now to tag all the characters. deep breath #patrick bateman #herbert west #dan cain #(hes there too i promise)#ash williams #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #friday the 13th #jason voorhees #frankenhooker #ellen ripley #jennifer check #colin gray #adam stanheight #(ngl. had to look up his last name)#macready #ghostface

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rius-cave · 1 year ago

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Cain was the first burnt pancake after all

#oldest siblings will relate #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #cain and abel #LOOK I DREW SOMETHING ABOUT CAIN AND ABEL #riu art

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snailik · 4 months ago

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Adam playing with his little ones (he's a bit tired)

#hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #cain hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel cain #abel hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel abel #hazbin hotel fanart #my art <3 #he might be smiling but his eyes are telling you all you need to know

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heliopeia · 3 months ago

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yeah

#hope this hasn't been done before?#my brain stores things and then i forget and then i remember them and think they're my own ideas so hopefully that's not the case here lol #i was thinking about hand scene again bc in my western art 2 class #we got to the sistine chapel and the creation of adam is in there #and i was like cool this is just like in re-animator 1985 /j #heliojabs #helioedits #sure edit tag yeah #reanimator #herbert west #dan cain #danbert #re-animator #re animator #reanimator 1985

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1-jar-of-stars · 7 months ago

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Cain and Abel

joseph telushkin // Cain and Abel, Orazio Riminaldi // Silvina Ocampo tr. by Jason Weiss, Inscriptions Cain Read in Abel’s Eyes // unknown // Famous Blue Raincoat, Leonard Cohen

#cain and abel #leonard cohen #the bible fandom #bible fandom #adam and eve #webweaving #web weaving #web weaves #web weave #on siblings #on brothers

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houseofpyschoticwomn · 3 months ago

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