#captain's code

[cloythedramatic]

I heard this song so heres a pre-relationship headcanon before Nightmare and Killer get together

-Nightmares old, so he loves music, operas, plays, etc

-Killer is a huge simp and loves to give Nightmare oddly specific and kind of sweet gifts

-Killer dances to music. Every. Time.

Under the cut is a short song-fic Ɛ>

Killer managed to get everyone to join a short kareoke, only having to give a couple IOUs for this three minute performance. It was lovely, a song about pirates!! And it was all about listening to the captain and being loyal to each other, it was so nice!!

Killer started, wearing a pirates hat as he started to sing, "Every free man has the right to vote, on any affair given on our boat."

Cross continued it, not wearing the same smile but willing nonetheless. "If a man votes wrong then we slit his throat,"

Killer quickly interrupted Cross to take over, just too excited over singing this song Nightmare looked genuinely intrigued by so far. "Cause he broke the captains code!!"

Horror continued the song, wearing a smile at how happy Killer was over this silly little thing. "If a limb is lost, then a man will beg. To cover the cost of his own right leg."

Killer butted in- "If the money is lost then he'll be shot instead, cause he broke the captain's code!!-" Killer sang, making his loyalty towards Nightmare clear despite singing someone else's song. "And you dont fight back if they cut your hand, every man's fight is left on land. And the fight will end when blood is drawn, no matter who dies we sail at dawn~" **He sang as Dust and Horror joined for a few lines.**

Dust started the next part with a small smile over how happy his friends were, also enjoying the singing. "Clean up your mess and thank god you survived another dayy~ If you wanna be free then you better obey!"

Killer started off the corus, getting Horror, Dust, and Cross to join as well. "Better obey, better obey, better obey, better obey the captains code!"

"If you sneak a maiden fair and cover her clothes and cover her hair, then your lover and you will be left bare." Cross gave a pointed glare at Killer, despite everyone knowing he was dating Epic as they finished the lines.

Killer continued it without a second thought on the glare, "And watch as we sail away~"

Dust started the next one, finding it funny Killer assigned him this line. "If we've found you gambling for a price and we warned you once when you've gambled twice, you'll be left no share but your cards and dice, and you'll watch as we sail awayy~" Dust sang, Killer joining at the end.

Killer started the next part, others joining soon after. "And you dont stand down if the crew is caught, and you dont stand down when your captains shot."

Killer quickly picked up the next part alone, wearing the happiest smile, it faltering at the sight of Nightmare using aer phone. "If you're standing down when the ships at war, then it's not our ship you're fighting for. When the war's over, you get on your knees, boy, and pray." Joined by Nightmare at the end.

Nightmare continues to the chorus, "If you wanna be free then you better obey. Better obey, better obey, better obey, better obey the captain's code."

Killer started the next part with renewed happiness, "If a sailor steals another's pay, then he'll be dead by the end of day." Nightmare joined in with a slight smirk near the end. "If the money somehow disappears, we slit his nose and cut his ears."

Horror started this next part with a proud grin, "The captain keeps us safe and fed, we serve the ship until we're dead, we all repay the debt we owe by following the captain's code." Dust quickly joined, Cross and Killer joining in at the very end.

Cross started the next part after a musical break, looking much happier. "And you dont keep secrets from your crew, or lie about the things you do, and cry when we all learn its you, who broke the captain's code~"

Killer started up again, happily being the main singer, "So, take your pistol, take your sword, get on your knees and pray to the lord. Cause someone's going overboard! You broke the captains code!~" He sang, joined by Nightmare at one point.

"Better obey, better obey, better o- Better obey, better obey, better o- Better obey, better obey, better o-"Horror led Dust and Cross to sing back ups for a moment.

"Better obey the captains coode~!!!" Killer ended, so fucking happy and a little out of breath from the dancing done to copy all the lyrics. Nightmare starts to clap with a proud smirk, proud of aer lackeys.

[omagpies]

[gomzdrawfr]

light study with cowboy Price

alt version + ref used:

[lay-z]

[quortknee]

CURSE YOU BAYLE ‼️

Igon from Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree (bonus non-summon version because yeah) You can get a print of this illustration [here]

[justladders]

[undead-cypress]

Strohl and Hulkenberg are so funny to me as a duo. They're the exact same type of people - they NEED to pledge their life to a liege or they'll start ripping up your couch like an understimulated shepherd dog. However they go about it in polar opposite directions. (Early-game story spoilers ahead, mid-game gameplay spoilers) Hulkenberg had her life purpose taken away years back and comes to realize hyperfocusing probably isn't the optimal way to go about it, so she expands her horizons to do her duty better. Strohl had no will to live until joining the assassination plot, and then it fails so bad he resolves to hyperfocus so hard the classes he unlocks can only do one thing, critical slash damage really really well

Hulkenberg is the formal knightly one but she delights in mucking around and would rather fist fight people than think. But then she demolishes you in chess and teaches you tactics while Strohl, the familiar casual guy who's a lot more stategically minded is the one always sharpening a sword and implying if anything happened to you, seppuku may be on the table - Gallica this is so scary play encounter music - my courage has increased

It all clicked when I saw their third tier classes are paladin/dark knight and samurai. Ohhhh you guys are henchmen. You wanna be henchmen so bad. They're the exact same kinda guy but are completely baffled by everything the other guy does. They have everything in common and nothing in common. They both think they're the normal one of the group. They have completely different ideas about how to best do their jobs but they simply must beat the shit out of each other on the deck daily or else they might have to actually go to therapy. I need an early 2000s team up/roadtrip action movie with these two where Will is faking being kidnapped to draw out the bad guys but Gallica didn't tell Strohl and Hulkenberg because their bad acting would immediately give it away and they proceed to absolutely demolish the metaphorical furniture of the house of Euchronia looking for the world's most specialest lil' captain. Do you see my vision 🤌

[snail-friend]

I think Cap should be allowed to swear. But only in morse. He's smiling and nodding and chatting happily to another leaguer while in a bad mood, tip tap tapping away with a finger tip on the table. The ones who understand Morse are giving him increasingly horrified looks but he's not even LOOKING at them.

[carrion-art]

Kigu Commanders! (+captain)

[wishfulsketching]

A quick doodle of Mom and Dad

[temeyes]

tf141 (but they're genderbent)

[chamerionwrites]

I love that it’s Miranda who orchestrates Alfred Hamilton’s death. Partly because there’s something just so devastating to me about how lonely and constrained and helpless so much of her life on Nassau is - and thus something so grimly satisfying about her getting to exercise that kind of violent agency, even in flashbacks and exposition.

And also, because there’s a level on which it’s a little fucked up. Not that she wants that kind of revenge, not even that she gets it - but that she weaponizes Flint’s rage and grief and guilt, Flint himself, to do it. That she knows him and loves him and shares a terrible trauma with him, and that’s precisely what allows her to aim him like a homing missile at her husband’s (for all intents and purposes) murderer and pull the trigger. Fully sympathetic and understandable and I don’t think Flint was complaining one iota, but - still. There’s something magnificently brutal about it and I kind of love that for her.

[okaylokii]

[gomzdrawfr]

Dodo Airlines grudges....

Soap's dialogue was taken from this reddit post

[aoikasaa]

weekdays with dr stone

(i doodled all of them in <20min each day so dont think too hard lol)

[windybluebelles]

I don’t think, as a fandom, we have utilitiesed the concept of immortal Alfred along side the Fawcett time bubble.

Now, I know for a fact that it’s canon Alfred is not immortal and has infact died, I also just don’t give a shit

I’m also fairly sure that time bubble fawcett has never been canon (atleast in the way that I picture it) , and at the very least isn’t anymore, I still don’t care.

Just picture, Itty Bitty Billy Batson (orphan whos entire support system from when he was younger is just entirely gone) hears a familiar voice coming through Batman’s personal comms, and just kinda thinks,

Holy Shit that’s Uncle Al

Now he’s obviously very confused, last time he heard anything about his Uncle Al was approximately in like 1954, and he was around the same age as his parents who I imagine couldn’t be any younger than like 30. So how tf is he not brain dead and being fed through a tube by now? (I’m sure there are some very functional 90 year olds but like… what are the chances?)

I imagine that Billy would eventually figure out that Alfred works for the Wayne family in Gotham (I also imagine that he now vaguely know Batman’s identity but he’s also like 12 so why would he care?) and finds a way to get there as soon as possible.

I’m picturing just like, Tim or someone opening the door to this tiny little boy whos holding a box full of pictures and letters and is politely asking if he can ‘Speak with uncle-err, Mr Pennyworth?’