#cause theyre already famous?

[redsray]

my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.

[variksel]

nah its weird being in your early 20s, being surrounded by friends going thru some sort of early adulthood crises and "holy fuck im never gonna amount to anything im already 21, im never gonna be making money im never gonna be famous" -thoughts when like. all of the media you consume is by people who are well into their 30s and often, 40s

like i feel like im so chill about this partly because i feel like if this random mid class guy who got famous for the first time off of a podcast he started at 35 after working restaurant and retail jobs ........ anythin can happen u can do new shit after 27 girl

[ssprayberrythings]

two worlds collide | LN4

lando norris x actress!reader / smau fic 

fc: madelyn cline 

warnings: none, i just enjoy overindulging with fluff 

i got so carried away with this but honestly i’m proud of it so i hope you enjoy. also obx is one of my favourite shows which is why i decided on mads as my f/c so i could incorporate two of my passions !! 

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bored of these hotel rooms 

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iloveynyl: SHES STUNNING 

ynsluvrr: IM DROOLING SHES SO PRETTY 

iloveyn: I WANT TO MARRY HER 

fanofyn: HOW IS SHE SINGLE 

╰ ynismylife: BEATS ME, I WOULD DATE HER IN A HEARTBEAT 

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caption: made it back home in enough time for the race 🏎️

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📍charleston, north carolina 

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the girls are back 

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obx4life: AH THEYRE BOTH SO PRETTY 

ynfan: Y/N ONE CHANCE PLEASE 

user5: drooling..

user7: cant tell if i want to be them or be with them 

yourusername: i was missing you big time 🫂

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y/n seen out with madison bailey the other night. happy to see the two outer banks co stars hangout even during their time off 

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╰ yourbestfriend: AH YOUR FANS ARE GONNA GO CRAZY WHEN THEY SEE US THIS WEEKEND 

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📍las vegas, nevada  

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thanks y/n for being famous and taking me with you to cool events 🎰

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ynfan: AHHHH THEYRE IN LAS VEGAS 

user2: wish my best friend was famous, must be nice 

ynislife: wait does anyone know if the grand prix for f1 is happening this weekend too? cause y/n is an f1 fan and thAT WOULD BE SO COOL IF SHE WENT 

╰ f1fan: yes the vegas grand prix is this weekend !! 

╰ ynislife: omg OMG omg OMG 

yourusername: you’re welcome, no one else i’d rather have by my side 😘

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user7: y/n travels a lot and still manages to look like that? what is her skincare routine 😩

╰ user1: I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING 

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caption: this weekend is one for the books i can already tell 🤩

╰ f1: cant wait to see you in the paddock !! 

╰ yourbestfriend: super excited !! 

╰ redbullracing: thanks for joining us as a guest of red bull :) 

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what a great weekend in las vegas full of so much excitement with both of our drivers making podium, getting to see lots of stars come out & once again securing another win under our belt towards that final championship. keep up the good work everyone 🏆

#RedBullRacing #LasVegasGP

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ynfan: omg omg omg omg she met max ????

f1fan: Y/N WITH MAX WAS A CROSSOVER I NEVER REALIZED I NEEDED 

f1updates: people in paddock this weekend said Y/N was so happy to be there and was so grateful for the opportunity 

yourusername: thank you again for having me. its a weekend i’ll never forget ! 

╰ redbullracing: thanks for accepting our invitation, hope to see you around the paddock more often ! 

ynismylove: is no one talking about lando being in red bull’s likes ?? is that normal ?? 

╰ verstappenmaxfan: im not too sure now that i think about it 

Max was quietly scrolling on his phone after the Las Vegas grand prix, enjoying some down time before the final race of the season . He was just absently looking on tiktok when he received a phone call from none other than Lando. 

“Lando, mate how are you doing after the Las Vegas grand prix?” Max asked, knowing Lando had been taken to medic after his nasty crash at the recent grand prix 

“I’m good, still a bit sore but I’ve gotten the clear to race in the upcoming race so I’m looking forward to that” Lando explained “Thats not why I’m calling though” he continued 

“Oh. What’s up then?” Max asked slightly confused 

“Y/N Y/L/N was at the Las Vegas grand prix and you met her? How was she? She got invited by Red Bull, how did that work? Is she as pretty in person as she is on social media?” Lando rambled on 

“Lando take a breath” Max chuckled “But yes she was there, invited by Red Bull. I think they just reached out to her and asked if she wanted to come. How is she? Dude I don’t know, she’s nice, kept thanking everyone for the invitation, she told us she’s a massive F1 fan which was cool” Max answered the boys questions 

“And as for her looks, I have a girlfriend however yes she looks the same in person as she does in the media” He rolled his eyes even if Lando couldn’t see him. “Why are you so curious?” He asked his friend trying to understand where all this was coming from 

“She’s been one of my biggest celebrity crushes and I was so looking forward to hopefully getting to meet her when I found out she’d be there but then I crashed” He chuckled slightly at how much he sounded like a little kid “Then I saw you met her and just wanted to see what she was like” He explained to Max 

Max let out a laugh before answering the younger driver “Well Mate, you should have McLaren invite her to the final race of the season, this way you’ll get to meet her” Max suggested “Im sure she’ll accept, I believe she said filming for her show hasn’t started yet so she’s available” He explained to Lando 

“Ohhh maybe I’ll mention it to the admin team” Lando said more as a thought than a concrete response “Anyways I have to go, Oscar and I are filming a PR video. Thanks Max, see you in a couple days” Lando said before hanging up before Max could say anything else 

Max just laughed “Bye to you to” he said out loud before going back to scrolling on his phone. 

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╰ yourusername: they said i could bring a +1, you can still come 🥺

╰ yourbestfriend: i have back to back shoots or else i would 🥺

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caption: another day, another f1 race 🧡

╰ yourbestfriend: omg you made it! cant wait to hear all about it! 

╰ mclaren: so happy to have you join us for the last race of the season! 

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thanks mclaren for inviting me this weekend especially for the last race of the season. i had such a pleasure getting to meet everyone. cant wait for the 2024 season🧡

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ynfan: OMGGGG SHE WENT TO ANOTHER RACE AND THIS TIME SHE WAS INVITED BY MCLAREN 

f1fan: I’M NOT DOING WELL 

mclarenlove: SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IN ORANGE WOOOO

mclaren: the pleasure was all ours, hopefully we get to see you in our garage more often, orange seems to be your colour 😉

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landonorris: it was so nice getting to meet you, we should hangout again

╰ user4: wait is this lando flirting? 

╰ user14: LANDO NORRIZ MAY ACTUALLY HAVE RIZ 

╰ yourusername: it was nice getting to meet you too & i’d love to hangout sometime 

╰ ynfanforlife: omMGGGGG WAIT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT LANDO DID IN ORDER TO WIN OUR GIRL OVER 

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my life recently on film 🎞️ 

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ynfan: OMG OBX X F1 CROSSOVER 

ynxf1lovers: OMG MY FAVES 

yourbestfriend: crazy time in sin city 🎰🍹🪩

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chasestokes: living ur best life miss y/n 

╰ yourusername: you know it 😎

f1wagupdates: i know she’s not an official wag but can we make an exception cause i need to see y/n at more races 

╰ user4: AGREED ^ 

╰ ynloverr: A MOOD !!! 

oscarpiastri: youre such a vibe 

╰ yourusername: thank you thank you, i try 

╰ landonorris: send me the film pics, i need them for the .jpg account 

╰ yourusername: you got it ! 

landonorris: i feel so honoured to be featured on here 

╰ yourusername: you should, only the people i really like get posted 

╰ landonorris: is that you admitting you like me? ive been swooned 

╰ yourusername: 🙄

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user4: WOOO EVERYONE WAKE UP LANDO POSTED ON THE .JPG ACCOUNT 

landoobsessed: OMGGGG THESE PHOTOS ARE STUNNING 

ynfanforlife: OMG Y/N IS STUNNING AS ALWAYS 

oscarpiastri: its giving soft launch 

╰ landonorris: no its not 

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yourbestfriend: UHM Y/N CARE TO EXPLAIN @yourusername 

╰ yourusername: nope..im good 

user4: SO ARE WE ALL FREAKING OUT OR IS IT JUST ME 

╰ user5: I AM TOO 

╰ y/nfan: ME THREE 

╰ user15: ME X4 

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╰ yourbestfriend: HELLO???? THIS IS SO RELATIONSHIPY, I NEED DETAILS 

╰ yourusername: ITS NOT A RELATIONSHIP….I MEAN NOT YET 

╰ yourbestfriend: OMGGGGG 

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caption: this is the best you’re gonna get with a soft launch 

╰ oscarpiastri: is it a soft launch if you’ve already posted her on the .jpg account 🤔

╰ landonorris: get out 

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yourbestfriend: my best friend is a stunner

╰ yourusername: says you 

obx: consider us certified y/n lovers 

╰ yourusername: i love you guys 

ynfan: SHES GLOWING FOR REAL 

landoandynaremyparents: PLEASE JUST TELL ME YOU AND LANDO ARE DATING SO I CAN REST IN PEACE 

landonorris: no comment, im speechless 

╰ yourusername: youre not slick 

oscarpiastri: Y/N LANDOS REACTION TO THIS WAS PRICELESS, YOU CAUGHT HIM SO OFF GUARD 

╰ yourusername: hehe thanks for the live update 🤭

╰ landonorris: OSCAR GET OUT…again 

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yourbestfriend: i’ve never seen you so happy, the “sun” looks good on you 😉

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ynisthebest: C’MON ARE THEY SERIOUSLY NOT GONNA CONFIRM THIS, ITS SO OBVIOUS THEYRE DATING 

f1fan: I JUST WANT WHAT THEY HAVE 

╰ ynfan: YOU AND ME BOTH 

landonorris: wait when did you take that photo ?

╰ yourusername: when you had a zoom call with the team & you thought i was napping 🤭

╰ landonorris: youre sneaky, i love it 

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obxloverr: goals, actual goals 

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╰ oscarpiastri: when are you gonna start calling her your girlfriend publicly 

╰ landonorris: when we’re both ready, its fun doing this and seeing how people react, yourself included 

╰ oscarpiastri: 🙄🙄

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landonorris: now i can publicly comment on how much i adore you 

╰ yourusername: youre such a simp, i love it, never stop 

╰ landonorris: don’t plan on it 

╰ oscarpiastri: not looking forward to third wheeling once the season starts up again 

╰ landonorris: HAHAHA that sounds like a you problem 

╰ yourusername: OSC IGNORE HIM, WE LOVE YOU 

╰ landonorris: BABEEEEE

yourbestfriend: can he fight ? cause if he hurts you, i go full bestie protective mode 

╰ yourusername: HAHAHAH i appreiciate you, more than you know 

╰ landonorris: i don’t plan on hurting her, you have my word 🫡

╰ yourbestfriend: good answer 

ynfan: THEY REALLY ARE THE CUTEST 

f1wagupdates: NEW WAG, I REPEAT NEW WAG ADDED TO THE LIST!!! 

user4: CANT WAIT FOR THE Y/N PADDOCK CONTENT ONCE RACES START 

user15: I’M SO HAPPY FOR THEM 

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yourusername: never met anyone more into film and photography, other than myself..😍

╰ landonorris: thats why we work 😏

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f1fan: living for this 

ynfan: STOPPPP 

maxverstappen1: siri play mastermind by taylor swift

╰ landonorris: STOP GET OUT 

╰ yourusername: wait WHAT DOES HE MEAN? TELL ME 

╰ landonorris: no

╰ yourusername: pleaseeeeeeee

╰ landonorris: respectfully, no 

╰ yourusername: 😠

You looked up from your phone, eyeing Lando across the room also on his phone “what is Max talking about?” You asked him this time in person 

“Nothing” he said not looking up from his phone

You got up, going to sit next to him “Babe, c’mon I’m sure it is nothing, I just want to know” you explained, you were just curious 

Lando looked up from his phone meeting your eyes “Okay fine” he said as he locked his phone and turned his body to be facing you “Its really not a big deal but before you and I met, even before you got invited by Mclaren, I reached out to Max cause I had seen at the Las Vegas grand prix you met eachother” he started

“And I was kind of upset, maybe even a little jealous that I crashed out and didn’t get the chance to meet you, so I called Max and asked what you were like” He chuckled to himself, it sounded funnier saying this out loud 

“Okay but why were you upset you didn’t get to meet me?” You asked, not fully understanding what he was getting at

“You were one of my biggest celebrity crushes” He told you a small blush appearing on his face “Which is why when I didn’t get to meet you after Vegas, I may have mentioned to someone on the admin team to reach out and invite you to the last race of the season” He finished 

“Wait so you already had a crush on me before we even met? Lando thats so cute” You smiled at him “I get why Max commented that now, you really were the mastermind, I’m impressed” You smirked 

“Really? You don’t think its weird or anything?” He asked for reassurance 

“Not at all” You told him, moving closer to him on the couch “If you hadn’t have done what you did, who knows if we’d be here right now” You explained smiling at him, Lando returning the same smile 

“I cant imagine not having you in my life” He exclaimed, playing with the rings you had on your fingers “The feelings mutual” You told him leaning in and giving him a quick kiss on the lips before pulling back and cuddling into his side enjoying this moment. 

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╰ yourusername: sounds good to me 

maxverstappen1: happy everything worked out for you two 

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ynfan: mom and dad 

f1fan: endgame 

ynislife: our girl found her happily ever after 

obx: y/n we couldn’t be happier for you and feel free to bring him around once filming starts, maybe we can sneak him in as a cameo 😉

╰ yourusername: OMG DONT TELL HIM THAT 

╰ landonorris: WAIT FOR REAL 

╰ yourusername: no they’re joking..

╰ obx: maybe we are, maybe we aren’t, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

╰ obxfan4life: the obx admin knows what the fans want 

f1fanxobx: THE F1 X OBX: CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY 

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that was so fun to write, i hope you enjoyed it !!

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[datboi-axton]

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄

Your romantic soulmate could be already married but later on become widow or widower.They are intellegent and knows the truth before you speak,they might say things that you will hate but theyre just saying the truth.Comes off as cold , aloof , arrogant due to there "know-it-all" attitude.Doesn't have much friends than others but can be good a leader or ruler.They fear this person but people still accept who they are.Doesn't learn the lesson that hurt them in the past.Often outdoors type of people.Mights have or experiencing finer things in life such as cars , clothes and even houses.Even though they don't have that much money , they manage their money well.They want secure and doesn't want to have lavish life.They work really hard even thought they have money or not and has best work ethics , mostlikely to have alot of resources and money.Always on time and doesn't want to be late and very reliable person.They think first before they act.For some this can be typically student or recent collage graduate that just starting their own life.An unmarried man or woman.This is someone who guards their heart and does not reveal their emotions or feelings.They will do everything just to get the success that they desire.A very workaholic and business minded person,has tendency to neglect the feelings of there heart.They indeed loves to travel in air.

Associated Zodiac Signs :Virgo , Libra , Aquarius , Capricorn , Aries , Taurus , Leo , Mars in Capricorn , Mercury in Sagittarius .

Possible Profression / Careers :Lawyer. Writer. Educator. Scientist. Researcher. Surgeon. Doctor. Geneticist. Analyst. Editor. Numerologist. Astrologer.Professor. Computer Programmer. Farmer. Tough Guy. Tractor Driver. Handyman. Security Guard. Real Estate Agent. Waiter or Waitress. Lower ranking military (not an officer). Nature guide. Forest Ranger.Banker. Driver. Miser. Midwife. Real Estate Building. Leader. Broker.Pilot. Postman. Computer Programmer. Web Designer. Multi-Tasker. Archer. Exercise Instructor. Baton Twirler.

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎

Seems your romantic soulmate is someone famous and adores by people who surround them.Often received awards and accolades.They might be a perfect person into your naked eyes or vise versa.You and them are meant to be together,this love is already written in the stars and dearly loves each other unconditionally.They could be ending or in beginning of something such as studies, getting new degree or diploma , moving into new home , and even in a new relationship.Might be realize they are at best , they will face their fear that embody them and they will avoids what people thoughts about them being theirselves.Doesn't need others to think i they are perfect because they realize how perfect they are.They face alot of disappointments in life.A hardworker person and designate as apprentice beacuse they still learning mastering their work.They work really hard that may lead them to success or high paying jobs.This is the type of career oriented person.Their work or job is really important to them and put all efforts and dedication that may cause to have rewards.They are ambitious and adventurous and often planning about travelling somewhere.In any aspects of their life they feel confident.Often people seek guidance and wisdom through them.I see here that they planning about something it could be opening new business and might attend of more events so they can promote this business.This is the busiest pile i've got , this person is always busy and doesn't like the idea od not working.Being simple is their thing and might have atlethic body or into sports.Everyone loves them and they're a people person.

Assiociated Zodiac Signs : Capricorn , Aquarius , Scorpio , Sagittarius , Libra , Jupiter in Leo , Saturn , Pluto , Uranus , Mars In Scorpio , Sun in Virgo ,

Possible Profession / Careers :Teacher. Education Administration. Singer. UN Ambassador. King or Queen.Victor. Solider. Movie Star. Stage Hand.Healer. Counselor. Life Coach. Musician. Dancer. Artist. Humanitarian. Movie Star. Beauty Queen. Astronomy. Astrologer. Psychic. Dream Interpreter. Scrying. Fishing. Occultist. Self-help Writer. Futurist.Grief Counselor. Pharmacist. Chemist. Scientist. Bartender.Assembly Line worker. Apprentice. Artisan. Factory. Skilled Worker. Artist. Etcher. Blacksmith. Iron working. Welding. Oil Refinery. Construction. Journey Man. Carpenter. Computer Coding. Educator. Father. Visionary. Politician. Sales. Inventor. Motivational Speaker. Marketing and Advertising Executive. Producer.

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

Your romantic soulmate is good with words and this words came from the divine.They think the reason why they are alive is that they have missions to find out.They are mature or much more older than you and good ruler / leader as well very dicipline.They have strong leadership skills and everyone obeys them.They need someone into their life so that they can't be cold , aloof and strict.This is a successful person and has a tendency to help build or guide you to your business.This person will help you in the areas of your life that need structure, discipline, and stability. You will learn a lot from this person.They lost something or dissapoinment in their life.Often invited in many occations and events where they find themselves as V.I.P.Going out for parties and night clubs are just normal to them.They may like to socialize to or celebrating their success is there thing.People look them for support and motivation,they developing skills to become better their leadership.Yeah,this person likes to around to people.They are fearless and indeed loves to try new things into this world and can be sporty because they love to run around that expands their energy.They love sports such as soccer and basketball.They might be bored pretty quick and this person ages over 20+.

Assiociated Zodiac Signs :Aries , Scorpio , Capricorn , Mars , Sun , Moon in Libra , Mars in Scorpio , Mercury in Cancer

Possible Profession / Careers :Body guard. Military. Entrepreneur. Builder. Construction. Body builder. Police Department. Defense Department. Captain. General. Armed Services. Entrepreneur. Engineer. CEO. Politician. Delegation. Head of the Department. Rule Maker.Shoddy Business Developer. Builder. Linguist. Translator. Speech Therapist. Terrorist. Bomber.Typist. Secretary. Diplomat. Peacemaker. Boat Captain. Astrolabe. Mathematician.Grief Counselor. Pharmacist. Chemist. Scientist. Bartender.Party Planner, Wedding Planner, Event Manager or Coordinator, Social Butterfly, Interior Decorator.

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[annakacoyett]

Do you often think about the amount of times Vermouth and Bourbon team ups would cause very distrubing misunderstandings? Like you have a beautiful viper of a woman and an equally pretty blonde operative showing up late together. And because they are both little shits they omitt the exact amount of info to make everyone believe theyre fucking eachother.

Imagine:

Gin, calling an executive meeting: Bourbon, your late. What's your excuse this time?

Rei, satisfied grin on his face knowing how much he's about to piss off Gin: With Vermouth.

Gin, already ticked off: And what were you doing with Vermouth.

Vermouth, strutting in in a negligee while fixing up her lipstick: Helping me make cocktails.

Gin, eyes twitching: And where were you?

Vermouth and Rei, grinning prettily at Gin and replied at the same time: With Bourbon/me.

Everyone else in the background: ...

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*Two hours earlier*

Rei, coming out from 'A Famous Hotel', blood-soaked from beating that one bastard that made Curacao upset during their last infiltration mission: *stares at Vermouth*

Vermouth, equally bloody from dealing with the guards that harassed Kir last week, exiting from 'Another Famous Hotel' across the street: *stares at Bourbon*

Rei, thinking fast: Ducks.

Vermouth, nodded in understanding: Ducks.

(in case you dont get it, they read 'Murder Your Employer' during their last book club meeting.)

(one famous quote was: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, but has an alibi--- then its not a duck.)

[safesthavenoutsideofexistence]

My inner world only gets more and more infinitely intelligent at reflecting into the 3D. I naturally know I already have my desires there’s nothing more I have to do. I never have to worry about money no matter what my mother has to say. They profoundly miss having sex with me. It hurts their chest to miss me. They pleading for me they beg for me. Praying to God for me they ache for me. When I’m not there it’s like a profound hole in their chest. My marriage is already romantic. They physically cannot hold themselves back from texting me or calling me. They miss me so bad it’s agonizing. I trust my inner knowing like no other. Whether I believe it or not I never doubted myself. I’m already a famous Zillionaire. It’s done. I’m on the right side of sanity. My within knows what puts me at ease. I hear my own energetic story. They feel theyre going violently insane without me. I be astonished at seeing who I beat(chills). Damn I single-handedly beat all of that energy. Not being with me feels staggeringly profound. My girl-that-got-away energy feels so staggeringly profound. My presence feels so staggeringly profound. My vibe feels so staggeringly profound. My energy feels so staggeringly profound. My wealth feels so staggeringly profound(chills). The bliss and exhilaration of my romantic life feels so staggeringly profound. Everything I do feels so staggeringly profound. Everything I say feels so staggeringly profound. The way my inner world works is so staggeringly profound. The gravitational pull of my within is so staggeringly profound. My magnetism is so staggeringly profound. My fame is so staggeringly profound. The way I impacted the world is so staggeringly profound. The way all of my manifestations inevitably unfold is so staggeringly profound. The inevitability of my manifestations is so staggeringly profound. The way the Universe grants every desire of my heart feels so staggeringly profound. Their emotions for me are so staggeringly profound. Their thoughts about me are so staggeringly profound. Heartbreak over me is so staggeringly profound. All of my exes tangibly feel my absence that is so staggeringly profound(chills). Everyone who ever lost me tangibly feel my absence that is so staggeringly profound. My self concept is so staggeringly profound. Going viral feels like nothing. It be profoundly in my favor. The evidence of my manifestations are so staggeringly profound. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely powerful. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely abundant. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely fulfilling. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely evident. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely visible. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely tangible and palpable. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely apparent. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely undeniable. The evidence of my manifestations only gets more and more infinitely reassuring. The evidence of my manifestations only makes me more and more infinitely assured. The evidence of my manifestations only makes me more and more infinitely at ease. The evidence of my manifestations only causes me more and more infinite childlike wonder. The evidence of my manifestations only causes me to grow more and more infinitely powerful faith and trust. The evidence of my manifestations only makes me trust infinitely more. The evidence of my manifestations are truly Magical. The evidence of my manifestations appeared out of nowhere. The evidence of my manifestations appeared suddenly out of nowhere. For me the unrealistic is realistic. I’m on TikTok while Laika’s tribbing my ass fuck. My time matters. My feelings are worthy. My soul is irreplaceable(4:44). I felt Laika very profoundly so she has to inevitably come. How fast I manifest only gets more infinitely scarier.

[sh4wty18]

can you please do jake webber best friends to lovers. like jakes been y/ns best friend since they were kids and neither of them knew they liked eachother until they went to a party and all that. and then add some cute lil smut in there as well but theyre both virgins. ❤️thank uuu:)

omg im so sorry for the delayed response, i was not motivated to write for a while! i hope you enjoy :)

best friend.

pairing: jake webber x reader

summary: same as request except i didn't include the smut <3

cw: fluff, language, alcohol, some spice/suggestive ending but nothing too crazy

word count: 2.5k + edited

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Since your childhood, Jake has been your best friend. You’d grown up together in Kansas, and being the only two “alternative” people at your middle and high schools, you stuck together. He’d always been the person you leaned on, and you were the same for him. Time didn’t seem to exist when you two were together, you could talk for hours and never get bored. Both your parents had expected you to end up dating eventually, and were shocked that after over ten years, it still hadn’t happened. But everyone always said you were soulmates, in one way or another. 

When Jake got famous, you were so proud of him. It had been his dream for years, he’d been posting little vlogs for a while, and sometimes you were even featured in them. But meeting Sam & Colby had caused his career to skyrocket. Then he moved to LA to keep pursuing his dream, and of course you supported him. You wanted all the success in the world for him, so you said goodbye. 

You made a point to visit him as often as possible, which he loved. You loved seeing him, and sometimes being featured in his videos. Being a side character in his on-screen persona had garnered you your own little fandom, and people loved seeing “with y/n!” attached to his video titles. Being famous was never your “thing”, though; it was Jake’s, and you respected him for it. You were happy with your small subset of fans, and couldn’t imagine constantly being scrutinized by millions of people. Jake’s rising stardom had no effect on your friendship, and now, after many long years of hard work, he is finally gaining the recognition you had hoped he’d receive since you were kids. 

With his newfound rise in fame came more money, and in turn, a bigger house in LA. Some time after his break up with Tara, Jake had asked you to move in with him and Johnnie. You worked from home, and had been visiting him so much that you practically lived with him part-time already, so of course you’d said yes. 

What he didn’t know was that for the last three years, you have been completely and hopelessly in love with him. You didn’t know why or when it started, really. You just knew that one day, seeing him kiss Tara made you want to rip your heart out. Obviously you never told him, you could never do that to him. He was in love with Tara, and you loved and respected him too much to ever come between them. You had also become friends with Tara, and would never want to hurt her. So you yearned in silence, fully believing you were going to go to take your feelings to the grave. Their breakup was unexpected, and despite being irrevocably in love with Jake, you weren’t happy about it. Seeing your best friend in pain was the worst feeling ever, so you made sure to help him through all the ups and downs until he and Tara were comfortably friends again. 

Moving in with him may not have been the best thing for your romantic feelings, but your friendship is stronger than ever. You are constantly together, and knowing how affectionate the two of you are, you’re always touching, too. Whether it be a finger linked through the belt loop, hands intertwined, leaning on each other’s shoulder, hugging from behind, or cuddled up on the couch, you always have to have your hands on each other. Jake wasn’t very drawn to physical touch with many people, only his closest friends, which made you feel special. You loved that the only people he acted like this with were you and Johnnie. And even though he was touchy with Johnnie, it was nowhere near the level of touchiness he had with you. Some people say your relationship is weird, too close, or codependent, but you guys just laugh it off. You didn’t care if people understood, you loved each other, full stop. 

For the past three years you have wanted more, desperately so. But you knew that Jake didn’t feel the same, so learning how to separate your romantic and platonic feelings for him was a challenge. You would never want to do anything to potentially ruin your perfect friendship, though, so you learned quickly.

This would all change tonight. 

You and Jake had been curled up in his bed together under a mountain of fluffy blankets, watching one of your favorite movies, when he turned to you.  

“Tara is having a party tonight at her place, if you wanna be my plus one,” He smiled, always excited to ask you to be his plus one to events.

One of the many life changes that occurred when you moved to LA was that you were now roped into “events” way more often than you were used to. Whether it be casual parties, brand deal socials, or filming videos, you were involved in more social interaction than you’d ever been exposed to back home. You were much more introverted than Jake, and the changes were sudden, but you were slowly getting the hang of it. Plus, Jake loved when you were involved, he wanted you to be there. You loved making him happy, so you were hardly one to say no. That being said, the once small group of fans you’d garnered from being featured in Jake’s early videos was not-so-little anymore, and you were gaining quite the following. This had never been the life you’d wanted per se, but it was growing on you. 

You turned your head towards Jake’s and smiled back at him, “Of course I’ll go with you.” 

He blushed, “Yayyyy, I love my best friend!” He squealed in a silly high pitched voice, and you giggled. You wrapped your arm around his waist and buried your head against his neck, spooning him for the rest of the movie. 

After it ended you let go of his waist to go get ready for the party, which elicited a whine from Jake, “Aww, I was comfy,” He pouted and let out a huff. 

You laugh, “We can cuddle later! I have to go get sexy for tonight,” You joke. 

“You always look sexy, we’re wasting valuable bestie nap time,” he gave you puppy eyes, and you blushed. It was the first time he’d ever called you sexy. 

“Don’t look at me like that,” You giggle, and look away, trying to hide your pink cheeks and hot ears. 

“Look at you like what?” He asks innocently, continuing to give you his biggest, prettiest puppy eyes. 

“Shut up,” You laugh, swatting your hand at him as you walk towards the door. 

“Hate you!” He shouts after you as you walk across the hall toward your bedroom. 

“Hate you more!” You yell back. 

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Two hours later, you’re finally completely ready for the party. You took an ‘everything shower’, applied a full face of your favorite glam makeup, painted your nails, and put on a brand new lacy, skin-tight, black dress. You emerge from your bedroom and walk back across the hall to Jake’s room, knocking on the door.

He opens it and stares at you in awe. He could hardly stop his jaw from dropping as he got his first look at you, and you giggle with embarrassment.

“Hi,” You say, cheeks blushing.

“Hi,” He responds, still looking you up and down, unable to tear his eyes away from your body. “You look incredible.”

You let out a modest scoff and look away, “Stop it.” 

“I mean it, y/n! You are… stunning.”

He makes eye contact with you as he thoughtfully lands on the last word, stunning. You feel a wide grin spread across your face, the rosy hue in your cheeks definitely deepening even more, but for some reason, you weren’t embarrassed anymore, only confident. 

“Thanks, Jakey. You don’t look so bad yourself,” You say, finally eyeing him up in the same way he’d done to you. He was wearing low waisted baggy jeans and a cropped baby tee, showcasing the star tattoos traveling down his v-line. Your eyes lingered there for a second too long, and you couldn’t stop yourself from imagining kissing each of those stars before wrapping your mouth around his cock. 

He caught the glint in your eye and leaned against the door frame, smirking down at you, “Like what you see?” he teased, casually placing a hand in his pocket.

You feel yourself blushing again, but you stay strong, taking a step closer and smiling up at him, “Maybe I do.” 

He maintains eye contact with you for a few seconds, and before you know it you’re competing, seeing who will break the awkward sexual tension first.

He breaks, and his smug smirk falls into a grin as he playfully pushes your forehead away from him, “C’mon ya freak, let’s go to the party,” He laughs. 

You walk the few blocks to Tara’s house, listening to Jake rant about one of his recent hyperfixations. You loved listening to him rant. He wasn’t a big talker, and usually you were the one who did the majority of the ranting in your friendship, but sometimes Jake would allow himself to rant about something he loved. He only did it with people he was super comfortable with, and it wasn’t too often, even then. But tonight, he must have been in an extra good mood, because he talked the entire walk. You smiled, and nodded, and asked him questions, which he loved, both because it signified to him that he wasn’t boring you, and because it meant he got to keep talking about something he enjoyed. You loved seeing him like this, bubbly and excited and blabbing on and on about a show you’d never even heard of. When you finally arrived at Tara’s house, he turned to you and said, “Woah, I really just talked that entire time about Peaky Blinders, didn’t I?”

“Yup. But don’t worry, I love hearing your voice,” You smile, and he grins down at you.

“I love hearing your voice too, y/n.”

You knock on Tara’s door, and she opens within seconds. “Jake! Y/n! Welcome!! It’s so good to see you guys, you both look amazing!” She pulls you both into quick hugs and you follow behind her into the packed house. She had cleared out some of the furniture for a makeshift dance floor, and people were definitely putting it to use. She led you to the kitchen where you spotted bottles of liquor littered throughout. “Help yourself!” She shouted over the loud Ice Spice song that was currently playing, and walked away to greet more guests.

You and Jake shared a look, already knowing this party was going to be overstimulating unless you got some alcohol in your systems ASAP. He poured you both a shot of whatever was closest and shouted “Cheers!” before you both downed them. 

It only took a few drinks for you both to start feeling warm and buzzed. You grab his hand and begin leading him to the dance floor, social anxiety be damned. 

“Y/n are we actually about to dance right now?” Jake asked from behind you, and when you turned to face him, you saw a big, stupid grin on his face.

“Yes, Jake! I want to throw ass with my best friend, since when is that a crime?” You shout back dramatically, still tugging on his hand. 

He suddenly yanks your hand, pulling your body closer to his. In one swift motion, he’s wrapped your arm around the back of his neck, while his hands grip your hips tightly, steadying your body in front of him. He leans into your neck, lips grazing your ear as he whispers, “Ya know, I meant what I said earlier… you look beautiful.” 

You sigh at his words, leaning your head back to rest against his chest. You pull his neck closer, forcing his head down so you can whisper back, “I- I don’t just want to be your best friend anymore.” 

“I know,” He says, “I think… I think a part of me has always known. It was always going to be you, I just couldn’t see it yet. But I do now and… and I want you so bad-” You cut him off, closing whatever little space was left between your mouths, taking in all of him. You had imagined this situation millions of times– what it would feel like to envelope your lips in his. Were they soft? Warm? Was he messy or gentle? For years, you had fantasized about this moment, never thinking it’d actually happen. Yet here you are, finally. Kissing your best friend. And it was better than you could have ever dreamed, like a drug. As soon as you got a taste, you craved more. You swiveled your body so you were facing him, and his hands moved up and down your back and further down to squeeze your ass. You lifted yourself onto your tiptoes, bringing yourself even closer to him, hands tangling through his hair, as if in a desperate attempt to swallow him whole. One word rang out in your head over and over: more. 

You broke away eventually, gasping for breath, but he didn’t stop. Instead he moved down your jawline, sloppily kissing anywhere his lips landed, letting out soft grunts as he made his way down your neck, stopping to suck on a particularly sensitive area where he noticed your breath catch. 

“Wait,” You said, and he immediately stopped, placing a hand on your cheek.

“What is it? I’m sorry, did I do something wrong?” He asks, genuine concern painting his face.

“No, no! I just… I wanna make sure you mean it. You’re not just saying this because we’re tipsy, right? Because it’s real for me. You’re my best friend, Jake, and you always will be. But… I wanna be more. I wanna be yours.”

His face softens and he leans in to kiss you gently now, his hand still cradling your cheek. “Y/n, I promise, you are mine. And I’m yours. I’ve been yours since the day you moved in. I might be tipsy, but I’m still aware of what’s going on. I swear, I want this. I want you. Only you.” 

Tears well in your eyes and he wipes them away, “Don’t cry, angel.” 

“I just really love you.” You say, and the biggest smile you’ve ever seen spreads across his face.

“I really love you, too. God, I’ve wanted to say that for so long,” He lets out a relieved sigh. 

You lower your voice to a whisper against his ear, “I really think we should get out of here. You look so fucking sexy.” You’re the one kissing down his neck now, and he breathes out “Fuck.” 

You lead him through the crowd again, this time toward the front door. An Irish goodbye would have to do– being socially unacceptable would be worth it to be naked in his arms. 

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this piece marks the end of my writing block! i have so many good johnnie requests from you guys that i'm excited to get working on :) as always likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[stupidrant]

hey man you got some more random atreboda headcanons for me please 👁️👁️

since u asked so nicely anon <3333

underdressed bf x overdressed gf

comparing hand sizes (lets guess who's idea THAT was 🙄)

atreus teaches angrboda to shoot his bow and she teaches him more jotnar magic 🥲

daughter-in-law angie asking papa-in-law kratos for takeout bc he said no to tretre but now tretre is using angie for what he wants bc he knows kratos cant say no to his daughter in law (spoiler alert, it worked.)

modern HS/early college AU where atreus convinces angrboda to skip class and ofc she says yes after the 3948th ask 😭 he takes her all around the city and blows up his card being stupid and is on punishment for a month

they made it a routine to meet up, (if they’re not already living together) cuddle and watch the stars together at their favorite place✨

making bracelets or other jewelry for eachother

Modern AU where angrboda and atreus are almost joined together at the hip and are troublemakers anywhere they go and not having a care in the world whoever thinks terribly of them. They're borderline if not actual felons at this point but as long as they have eachother, nothing else matters.

angrboda teaching atreus how to do her hair and now he cant stop putting her in hairstyles that he thinks she’d look good in 😭 also likes to put flowers in her hair

angrboda likes to make random knitted items, accessories or clothing for the both of them and atreus is seen with atleast one of those items a day (everybody’s like hey man where’d you get that thing from and hes like, my gf 😁)

While in their animal forms, they play alongside fenrir and jormie and the other ironwood animals

famous painter!angrboda, aspiring artist!atreus

Due to atreus’ greek blood, he retains alot of body heat and angrboda uses him as her personal heater when its too cold lol

both of them redoing their existing tattoos and or making new ones on eachother 🥺

Modern au where theyre popular tattoo artists

angrboda likes to play with his ears and this causes him to sleep everytime regardless of human or wolf form 😂😂

before laufey left jotunheim, her and angrboda’s parents were close. Laufey swore to protect them in their next lives when they meet once more 🥺 although its mostly from his own feelings of love, atreus doesnt realize that his need to protect angrboda also comes from the promise of their parents, unknowingly fulfilling his (and his mother’s) duty even further 💔🥹

[applesjuice]

Ooooooh, I don't know if it has already been said but when Akari/Kiki and Ingo goes back home, where do they spawn?

Could be a good plot that that just... fall from a space-time rift, in front of a camera, in front of an audiance.

The public seeing 2 people spawning from a portal with ancient-ish cloths: ...Wat

They wind up back in modern day Hisui, so in Sinnoh! Specifically where the temple was on Mount Coronet, so they get reverse eebied to the Spear Pillar. Its a bit of a waking up in the Temple of Time moment in OoT where everything is all different.

Them coming back doesn't immediately fix the rifts, little ones still occur in modern day for a bit, kind of like aftershocks to an earthquake before they finally stop. So Sinnoh's in a bit of a high alert at the moment, they actually paused letting young new trainers get licenses until it settles for their own safety. They dont want ten year olds getting brained by weirdly agressive pokemon

Akari actually gets hurt by one when some idiot ignores the current warnings in place. They're brought to a hospital in Snowpoint by some rangers with Ingo and thats when it gets weird. You got two amnesiac people, one who doesnt exist (Akari because not their real name). But Ingo at least knows his name so its like ok, they look for any missing people named ingo, bam subway boss ingo from unova comes up, Interpol gets involved, etc. Since Interpoll is involved Cynthia has to get involved and the more questions they get answred the more questions they have because HISUI?!?!? Arceus!?

They try to keep it hush hush because Interpol tries not to broadcast the whole ultra wormholes and space time rifts thing. Its an open secret in certain circles, like all the Professors know of it, the Leagues, etc but its kept a bit hush hush so not to alarm the greater public, or entice megalomaniacs.

Akari and Ingo were caught by some game trail footage but it was yoinked by Candice before it could get leaked. The only thing allowed were some identification photos. Ingo's was sent over to Unova to try and get in contact with his family for a DNA test to be run to confirm his identity, and that was a whole thing.

They float some pics of Akari around in Sinnoh because they figure Akari to be of Sinnoh origin. Theyre close but not quite because Kitakami.

So they're not youtube famous, though Ingo does manage to make a tweet from his Xtrans by accident when someone at the hospital got him a charger and that caused a whole mess lol.

[xullianspamnoham]

Hey hi

I'm here to hide away in your blog and rant a bit

Remember how I recommended you the council of the inevitable? The fic I never finished reading? (Idk if you read it or liked it)

Basically a bit ago the author of the fic had found my blog and I've already talked about the fic there while I was still reading and basically she thanked me for reading and enjoying and she also follows me which is cool I guess

But also I'm so so uncomfortable because I didn't finish it and quite frankly didn't really enjoy it that much. The fic felt more like those reality shows where everyone is really messy and terrible and you want to look away but you can't, except I looked away and haven't looked back.

(And I'm also 90% sure she's proship neutral, as in not a proshipper but doesn't mind other people doing it. But like I said I'm not 100% sure, there's 10% doubt so don't go blocking just yet)

Also she sometimes interacts with my posts like reblogs and replies, and I always feel weird about that too

Anyway I'm not expecting you to give me any wisdom on this I just needed to get this off of my chest

For future refrence do you want me to tell you anything that might kill your mood or keep it to myself?

And also yea those "i follow you cause you interacted with my thing" follows make me so so uncomfortable especially if theyre more famous people i usually just try to ignore them without being mean

[ultra-kek]

Is it true you don't like anything from Grant Morrison, or just the man himself at all?

I don't think I've mentioned my thoughts on Grant Morrison here but I do really love Grant Morrison's early DC work, in particular Animal Man being one of my favorite comics of all time, but I find their later work to be so terrible that I consider it my least favorite comics of all time. I blame this on the running themes of Metatextuality and a sort of reconstructivist ideology in Morrison's work that has ended up completely antithetical to what i desire from comics.

While the absurdist ruminations on the nature of fiction in Animal Man made for an amazing and radical sort of comic that deconstructed a lot about both superheroes and the relationship between fiction and reality, over time their work fell into what to me feels like just very shallow and uninteresting narratives that frequently fall into the same traps as like, redditors and youtube theorists, where it doesn't really have that much to say beyond "woah... this is a work of fiction and we're breaking the fourth wall!!!!!1111" and "superheroes are actually super cool and should never be criticized". The top examples i can think of are their Batman run, which brought back several concepts but in ways that felt shallow (was it really that necessary to bring back the Batman of Zurr-En-Arrh as an edgy violent alternate personality?), meanspirited (Son of the Demon being brought into canon, but retconning Bruce and Talia's loving relationship to... that.), or even offensive (if you're going to make a modern version of the Batmen of all Nations, even if you're going to be rewriting them to attempt to make more realistic and progressive incarnations of them is it really necessary to keep the more offensive designs, and redesign others to be even more offensive? I don't think they had people of color on hand for that stuff...). Meanwhile there's the multiverse stuff that I just really can't bring myself to care about, that kind of thing is already really boring for me personally and though Morrison tries to make more meaningful narrative in them that narrative is just "Aren't superheroes really epic and cool?"

There's also the fact that regardless of being nonbinary Morrison hasn't really had the best track record when it comes to depicting minority groups. I already mentioned the Batmen of all Nations but there's them turning Talia into a misogynistic and somewhat racist stereotype, and Professor Pyg, who's Buffalo Bill-type queercoding is so offensive that I genuinely can't stomach it as a character. This is more controversial, but I feel this even about A Serious House on Serious Earth, both in the character of Mad Dog but also in the comic's general depiction of Batman's rogues' gallery not as characters of their own but as caricatures of mental illness existing primarily as foils for Batman's personal conflicts, which bled into the comics and kind of became a defining part of Batman as a franchise and its frequent usage of psychological themes.

Morrison also has a particularly unfortunate flaw in that theyre kind of... redditbrained. They're famous for their personal theory on the ending of the Killing Joke of how it actually represents Batman finally breaking his one rule and killing the Joker, despite how the comic very clearly frames the moment as the one last moment of understanding the two will ever have. There's also Morrison's idea of all Batman media being true, and justifying it as the sillier parts of Batman being caused by... him and Robin being on drugs. They've literally said that.

My main like, ideological opposition to Morrison though is in their reconstructivist themes and the way they place superheroes as like gods to be aspired to. I certainly fall closer to Moore when it comes to my perspective on comics and while I don't think they're beyond salvation Morrison simply isn't doing them any favors. I just don't want to see comics about how epic Batman and Superman are or whatever, I want to see more radical stuff that breaks down superhero comics as a whole. By all means I like seeing the weird reinvention of old concepts, but being so stuck in the past is just kind of, stupid.

[mashiee]

what's your rei au?

AHAJDD OMFG. OKDY FIRSG OF ALL I LOVE YOH AND TY FOR LEAVING THE ASK. SCEOND O OF ALL

(tw, dark/angst, death, kidnapping, human labor trafficking, extreme mental instability, mental and moral decline, developed delusions, etc)

basically, i took rei and put him in the most horrible situations ever °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

the idea is basically a very dark 'what-if' of if rei had survived

im a whore for plots that have a character survive, but everyone still thinks theyre dead, so thats the route here. rei does survive, but at a great cost, and to the knowledge of no one.

and by great cost i mean, he would have been better off if he had just died. which is why the au had previously been named 'better off dead.' i have since changed the name bc i hated it.

the new au name is pontibus incensis (burned bridges in latin). this is both bc rei's bridges were forcibly burned by volcan and byron (both figuratively and literally in relation to the fire claws) and bc i think being able to say its my pi/π au is really funny.

the whole thought process behind the au stems from the thought that the government wouldnt use their money on ember. they would use something else as a source for its funds. so i basically combined that with wanting rei to be alive and go thru angst.

the story is give or take as goes:

the au starts as soon as rei "dies." ember finds a way to fake his body, etc. rei wakes up in a cell chained to the wall, he doesnt know where he is. eventually he pulled out to some kind of "arena" people are calling "the colosseum"

(i am aware colosseum is the term for the specific famous building, and coliseum is the proper term for any large stadium. the place rei's in being called colosseum as opposed to coliseum is important to later on in the story)

theres a little girl about 8-10 there too. hes given a brief set of rules basically saying he needs to fight to the death within a certain time period. obviously rei is not going to kill a little girl and shes scared shitless so neither of them do anything. theres a warning bell signaling the time is up and the little girl, who has long light pink hair and a blue ribbon in it, is shot and killed. rei attacks the person shooting out of rage and survival and accidentally kills them. rei's allowed to pass bc hes found interesting by the colosseum head(?) and its the first and last time any match in the colosseum ends in a draw. as reis leaving he turns around and sees the girls lifeless body and for a brief moment she looks like remi.

so reis dilemma there is that he just killed someone and the little girl who looks like remi dying. his thoughts spiral from here but theyre cut off. hes later brought out again and fights a guy who comes at him instantly. reis forced to kill him. when rei gets back to his cell he finds the barcode branded on the back of his neck reading 1010 (XX in roman numerals, allude to the X in X-Static). he has the horrifying realization this place has already had at least 1000 prisoners.

this pattern of killing to survive continues. due to the constant stress, reis ability steadily climbs as well as his survival instincts. he develops a literal skill to survive. meanwhile, his mental health and morals are rapidly dropping and becoming tangled and confusing--even incomprehensible. eventually he'll develop the delusion that the little girl actually was remi, and that hes the one who killed her. as its a delusion, the knowledge of remi being 4 yrs younger than him and what she looks like now doesnt matter.

im thinking of giving him psychotic depression in order to explain the delusion, but im unsure. i will need to do more research. i could possibly also give him more delusions, such as hallucinations of his body rotting and the delusion he deserves it, or maybe the hallucination of remis decaying corpse, etc. another symptom of psychotic depression is psychomotor impairment which causes issues with speech and muscle activity, which i may be able to use as well?

(all of that is very surface level research btw, if i got anything wrong or am using the disorder in an inappropriate or disrespectful way please tell me. im very open to criticism and correction)

anyway, rei figures out that hes being used as entertainment for higher ups in the authorities to have monetary gain for ember funding. hes also become the fav of the place bc he just wont die, hes seen as some kind of impossible to kill entity. he gives ember massive monetary gain. he manages to survive for a long time (i think i want the colosseum arc to be maybe 4 months long?) which is unheard of. at most people have only survived for a month.

at the end of the colosseum arc, rei obviously escapes. hes very briefly helped by an oc of mine, who ends up being important later on.

i wont go into detail abt the rest of it unless u want bc this arc is the main point of the au.

something i should mention though that rei only finds out in the next arc is that ember doesnt ever actually kill the vigilantes. theyre always taken to a coliseum. and they end up dying in there. reis the only one whos survived so far.

[wonusite]

ok ok so i was thinkin,,,, rockstar reader and soccer player!hoshi. like the two of u met at a party celebrating ur bands album release, they get drunk nd fuck, exhange numbers and become each others sneaky link, but then they start to spend more time with each other doing things other than fucking, but they have commitment issues so they break it off, but they see each other again at a party nd have rlly hot make up sex and then BAM theyre dating now and live happily ever after.

whoever sent this in pls come back and discuss further i beg :)

You’re not bored, not exactly.

All the glamour and excitement of these exclusive parties had worn off a long time ago, which is why you were disinterested in all the surrounding festivities. It’s not until you’re introduced to star soccer player, Kwon Soonyoung, that you seem to find yourself in the party mood.

The drinks are flowing and the music is pounding, but all that seems dull compared to the man in front of you. Soonyoung is charming, but he’s also goofy and a bit clumsy. Also, he seems to be the average guy who happens to be one of the best soccer players in the industry. You can’t place him on a scale that would determine how much of your type he is. Part of you thinks he’s already broken that scale.

Either way, you don’t regret the events that lead you into the empty stall at the far end of the bathroom with Soonyoung’s tongue shoved inside you.

“Fuck, baby.” He moans as quietly as he can. “This is the sweetest cunt I’ve ever tasted.”

His tongue expertly splits through your folds until he finds your throbbing clit again. Soonyoung gently massages it, loving how your mouth is dropped open in a silent moan. You have his hair in a vice grip, but that doesn’t deter his blissful movements in the slightest. To have such a hot athlete on his knees for you, eating you out like a starved man is a sight you’ll never forget.

Soonyoung smirks into your dripping cunt as you slap both of your hands over your mouth to stifle the moans your orgasm causes.

At this point, your muddled mind doesn’t care that people are coming in and out of the bathroom. You need Soonyoung to fuck you, and you need it now. Luckily, he’s more than happy to oblige, quickly pulling his pants down enough to let his leaking cock spring free. You lick your lips before you push him closer and guide him inside you.

His fat cock fucks into you at a slow and steady pace, and you feel like your soul has lifted out of your body. He’s hitting your sweet spot with every thrust, and the muffled moans and whimpers he’s letting out are just driving you crazy.

In the back of your mind, you think exchanging numbers isn’t the best idea. Usually, any doubt you have dissipate when he’s fucking into you and stuffing you full of his hot cum. This is a vicious cycle that continues until you both realize that you can’t share but are unwilling to actually commit to one another. It’s toxic, and finally you decide to end it by changing your number.

Admittedly, going on a world tour does little to distract you from Soonyoung. He’s world famous, and a lot of your own fans seem to love him. It’s maddening and heart wrenching, but you know that you can’t be with him. Not when neither of you are willing to give up the freedom of being single.

Somewhere along the line, you think you’re a fool for not wanting to give up the single life. The sex you occasionally had with other people didn’t compare to what you had with Soonyoung, and any potential emotional connection always fizzled out within a week or less. Maybe it was pathetic to be so in your feelings since it seemed like the star soccer player was traveling all over the world with beautiful women.

You’re not the insecure type, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.

Partying and getting wild at parties used to be really on brand for you (and for every rockstar, really), but you had grown out of it a bit since Soonyoung. That all goes down the drain when you see that he’s also been invited to Jeonghan’s birthday party. It had gone over your head that your former sneaky link is also friends with the famous actor.

You’re having the time of your life, dancing and drinking with some upcoming model whose name you forget. It doesn’t matter. He’s pretty, and he makes you forget that Soonyoung is within the same vicinity as you for the first time in months.

Everything is good and well until you find yourself being pulled into one of Jeonghan’s many spare rooms. You don’t have time to panic because even in your intoxicated state you can easily recognize Soonyoung in the darkness. He’s staring at you with a pout, eyes shining with pure affection.

“I’ve missed you. I’ve missed you so much that I feel sick.”

You kiss him, unable to resist him. It’s probably a bad idea to let him fuck you until all you can do is moan his name. But his cock feels too good. It drags against your wet walls and hits a spot that has you seeing stars. You’ve came on his cock twice and coated it with your cream—evidence of how much you missed him.

The euphoric high wears off slowly, and all too suddenly you feel like a wounded animal who’s been cornered. As if reading your thoughts, Soonyoung pulls you against him and nuzzles his face into your neck.

“I’m not letting you go. Not now, not ever.”

[elizabethkitley]

Just read through your whole tag re Kate & her ex Syd… the whole thing seems like messy lesbian behaviour coupled with being young and horny!

Seems like Syd moved on quick even though it ended just as fast, but what do people mean about Kate not being that innocent / moving on fast? Do they think she cheated or just went through a lil hook up phase post breakup?

Like… she was the 2nd most famous person(?) in Iowa City - do people not think girls are gonna throw themselves at her? What I’d like to know is if anyone knows who Kate was hooking up with and if she still is 🤔 I wonder if she has a type or is an equal opportunist!

already posted it but there's a rumor that she had a fling last summer w someone named claire as she would like/comment on some of her ig posts (though i havent checked)....assume it was a bit of a rebound of sorts cause if they did theyre clearly not involved anymore

also i said someone ik has said she hooked up with half the iowa softball team but again i'm not really sure if thats true lmaooo

[safesthavenoutsideofexistence]

Simplicity is genius. There's boundless ways for simple to be magical. My magic is entrenched in simplicity. I simply choose Laika over emily. All of a sudden I woke up on my own private jet with Laika. And it's gon feel mindshatteringly real. My life dominantly reflects the within in absolutely all ways. I'm more staggeringly valid than Diana Nyad as a Zillionaire. I'm unbelievably valid. Incredibly hard to believe. Because I've done what's incredibly hard to believe they have no choice but to respect me. My dark side outdarks them forcing them to be light. That's why they respect me. I never regret. Those who once went against me are now my number one bitch. Those who once hurt me are my number one bitch. Those who once mentally abused me are now my number one bitch. I'm controlling their lives and realities FROM HEAVEN AHAHAHA. I make things suddenly disappear and appear. There's really nothing more I have to do but just have fun journeying the inevitable without from within. My magic come go with stories for me. I build up unrivaled tangible and visible energy. I only get more and more infinitely powerful at building up unrivaled energy. I'm the most powerful one. Omg I don't gotta worry their within is already rigged into my favor. I'm the God of their within. I'm the God of my within. They're trustworthy versions of themselves that I want them to be. Nothing has the power to affect me. I have monstrous control over my within. I have monstrous control over my control. Oh shit my energy makes me feel I'm on shrooms too LMFAO. I know my energy be making them feel theyre ON SHROOMS. I only get more and more infinitely unrivaled at executing things. I'm rigged to control from within. They taste my tangible depth. Cause the same time I shift they shift too. My truth has a validated frequency. My frequency's more famous than John Lennon(chills). LMFSKSJDS WOW NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY FREQUENCY BRILLIANTLY SHINES THROUGH(I don't ever gotta worry about my instagram). I set the intention to see why I shouldn't be afraid of that thought "I give my power away". I'm the realest in the game that's why I staggeringly reign supreme. They hear distant thunder in my psychic presence. I never have any reason to lose my capacity for wonder and amazement. I craft my own story. Magic only gets more and more infinitely spectacular. Magic only gets more and more infinitely movielike Magical. They real wack without my power. My childlike wonder only grows more and more infinitely violently stronger. I reign supreme in all I dabble in. They be mad at work trashing shit over just cause they lost me resulting them in getting fired. My awareness only gets more and more infinitely boundless. My awareness only gets more and more infinitely limitless. My awareness is the apex predator of the awarenesses. Apex predator=Supreme. I'm a walking validation I'm a walking confirmation. I'm naturally rigged to remember my meanings. Damn I beat their ass and I won. By being my own self validation I won. I give myself security😘 I build a foundation of security within myself. I build a foundation of security of my own freedom. Every great thing that was for them is for me. I build a foundation of security within my intentions. I hit my mark each and every time. Wow. I have a house in Japan(chills). Geez....profoundly at ease that is my energetic truth. As the apex predator I don't have to be scared. I shine light on the dark in the psychic realm in my favor. It's truly my Heaven. My darkest deepest desires are immeasurably satisfied. All of my darkest deepest darkest desires are immeasurably satisfied. Chills Laika's gon be so turned on by watching me fuck another girl/person GEEEEEEZ SHES SEXY AS FUCK OMG IM SATISFIED AS FUCK. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY THAT UNDERNEATH SCOOP SATISFACTION. I only receive more and more infinitely powerful ass underneath scoop satisfaction. Laika's sexual taste just as dark as mine(chills). Fuckkkkkkk. And she's all mine damn. She doesn't even want anyone else all she wants is me(chills). With Laika I'm unbridledly free (chills).

[underscoredinnisg]

Headcanons for feral 2D? 😮

ABSOLUTELY

this is prob in the early phases

(feral) 2D

-he 100% has a switchblade collection, and he always has at least 1 on him

-he uses them for everything, like literally this man has opened pop cans with them

-ya know how he was studying law before he joined the band? yea well he puts that to good use, he does illegal shit and then knows how to get away with it, hes gotten out of jail so many times

-murdoc yelled at him when he had a bad migraine once and he broke his nose (again)

-he has this general unsettling aura around him? he can be super nice and sweet and he does genuinely care for people, but also with being 6'2 and having blood filled eyes you kinda gain this vibe of "oh god"

-arson obsession, no joke has started a fire in his room

-he really enjoys graffiti, thats already cannon but like he has cans upon cans if spray paint in his room

-he does infact go out with a lot of people, he knows hes attractive and its a dangerous thing

-he zones out a lot, but no one ever knows where hes looking so again he just gets an unsettling aura around him

-he has bitten people in fights, and will continue to do so

-bites people just for fun, the funny thing is is that theres a blank space at the front where his front teeth should be

-this isnt really feral but he learned how to whistle through his missing teeth

-he likes small knives and blunt force objects for fighting more then anything, he has a bat in his room that he keeps by his bed

-his walk is really quite so he sometimes scares people by just appearing

-he was like this when he was a teen to, hes always been just a little bit insane

(ok now im gonna slip my own character in because i can)

-2D and Pumpkin (i have a post about him if you want to read it) steal shopping carts together and race them

-theyre pretty much partners in crime, one of them is doing something stupid you know the other one is there to help

-both of them have sucky vision (2D with the 8ball fractures, Pumpkin with having a literal pumpkin stuck on his head) so a lot of the time the chaos they cause doesnt go as planned

-both dumpster dive, doesnt matter that 2D is in a famous band, they both dumpster dive

-when they get high, oh god its like chaos squared but they both have to little coordination to pull it off

-so they end up stumbling around and maniacally laughing when the other falls

-2D ate spray paint once, he was just curious

-his mouth was orange for a week

-Pumpkins head can come off so him and 2D are seen commonly throwing it at eachother

-both are like 6'2 and like hanging out at night, so seeing them hanging around and spray painting a back alley is a little terrifying

-they wont jump you or do anything but they will stare at you until you leave

-they both steal street signs on the regular, both of there rooms are coated in them

Those are most of my headcannons around feral 2D, hes kinda just phase 1-3 2D but in more deapth.

i love them so much<333