#charlotte shitposts

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

okay but when maisie peters said “baby i am the iliad of course you couldn’t read me” and when she said “you’re just a boy and i’m kinda the man” and when she said “i’m actually bloody motherfucking batshit crazy” and when she said “so samson blamed delilah but given half the chance i would’ve made him weaker too” and when she said “all i do is think about the past and haunt a house nobody lives in” and when she said “i don’t think i wanna get better” and when she said “guys i’m pretty sure it’s the american dream” and when she said “hear my lyrics taste my venom” and when she said “you had the speaking parts but i guess i was the playwright” and when she said “goodbye from the bigger man” and when she said “i will try forgiveness but i will not forget” and when she said “we could live off of magic and maybes” and when she said “if it was a first kiss how come it felt like a snakebite” and when she said “you broke my heart and my self esteem for a girl that’s a remix of me” and when she said “we are the best damn band that’s ever played right here” and when she said “behind every lost boy there’s always a wendy” and when she said “i’ve seen it in the poems and the sands i’ve pleaded with the powers and their plans” and when

[suykotzuly]

Little Charlie: Can i have another cookie?

Lucifer: Well, what did your mother say?

Little Charlie: She said no.

Lucifer: Then why are you asking me?

Little Charlie: Because you are the king of hell and she's not the boss of you.

Lucifer, internally: IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP-

[charliethechandelure]

An assortment of doodles I made while in vc with friends this summer

[melanodis]

pizzaplex au deep lore

[north-noire]

marionette trying to communicate with henry be like

[penguin-scribbles]

Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy

[sweetmctart]

nami: he was a little hunrgy ):

[stearleart]

I wonder if Angel having a pet pig is a Charlotte's Web reference? makes sense, Angel being an anthropomorphic spider.

Fun fact, Charlie's real name is Charlotte!

[liamdni]

[riverlilycrunchmmmmm]

Heehee haha joke edit

[denim-wizard]

This was supposed to be a shitpost

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

florence welch reading “wild geese” by mary oliver, save me

florence welch reading “wild geese” by mary oliver

save me, florence welch reading “wild geese” by mary oliver

[suykotzuly]

Alastor: If the Ruler of Hell doesn't appear out of nowhere to stop me, then it can't be that bad.

Charlie: If my dad is approving of this, then it can't be THAT GOOD.

[fuwbuki]

"Russia has no good generals. The only exception is Bagration." 

Pyotr Bagration (just imagine theres also chair and table)

Dmitry Shostakovich

This ones so stupid im sorry

JFKs "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech but in animal crossing? (i know the implication with the donut is not historically accurate but still... this ones even more stupid)

Charcoal Jared Harris as Hari Seldon i picked bc i wanted to practise beard, but kinda messed up his nose lol

[scenearcee]

one more for the fans (I do not have fans)

[ladycrose]

Hazbin Hotel but Lucifer fell in love with Adam instead.