#chronicled: thor

[nevermore-grimes]

I was writing an entry for Daydreamtober, got distracted, and then... Has anyone tried sticking their paras in the Headcanon Generator yet?

Here's what happened when I stuck my sillies in there, and I also ranked how accurate these would be:

REJECTED - I originally accepted this, but honestly, I think she'd hatecrime anyone she caught eating soup with a fork, lmaooo!

ACCEPTED - Bibically accurate Aerith behavior

REJECTED - Giffany definitely has some sort of cuteness aggression, so maybe the tackling part is true, but girlie does not wrestle

ACCEPTED - She sure can!

ACCEPTED - BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HIS ASS WOULDDDDD!!!

REJECTED - THIS IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY TRUE!!! Why the royal fuck would you say that! He was a prince! He takes personal hygiene extremely seriously! If anything, I think he gets cranky on missions where he has to spend time without access to things like... soap and water. DON'T INSULT MY HUSBAND LIKE THIS AGAIN! BYE!

REJECTED - Tell me why my brain went "Oh, I wonder if he'd play Work at a Pizza Place! ...Wait."

ACCEPTED - Also, is the kid okay? I could just imagine either Nevermore or May going to check on him and then slowly backing away from his door because all they could hear was him scream-singing "PAIN, YOU MAKE ME A YOU MAKE ME A BELIEVER!!!" because he thought he was home alone.

Fun fact! I actually associate Believer by Imagine Dragons with a moment from The Chronicles, but I think that's a story for another time...

ACCEPTED - Well, duh! He loves him some vintage clothes

REJECTED - This would genuinely break my heart. Don't play with my feelings like that!

ACCEPTED - Poor guy's too anxious for this world, fr...

REJECTED - Elaine is an absolute neat freak. That's part of being a head maid, for you! I think mismatched socks might give this woman an aneurysm.

UNDECIDED - I've never heard her use nicknames for anyone, but I don't think that's out of the realm of possibility for her

UNDECIDED - I dunno why I chose to include a para I know next to nothing about in this, but I have no idea how the woman feels about kids...

ACCEPTED - Yes, but only with Nevermore because, since she lived in her brain, she always knew what Nevermore's next move was gonna be and then tied with her out of pure spite just to piss her off, lmaooo!

REJECTED - I dunno if this is a reference to something specific, but Tony cannot cook for shit. I think Neil Cicierega of Lemon Demon would be disappointed.

REJECTED - Just because she knows how to protect her peace, lmaooo!

ACCEPTED - He absolutely would, on accident, obviously. And then all the Avengers would have to bust their asses to un-summon it, lmaooo!

This was so fun, I'm making it a tag game! Don't feel pressured to go as crazy as I did, or to even do this at all. I just thought y'all might be interesteddd~

No pressure tags! @acircusfullofdemons @star-drip @kitkat-dreams @caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph (and also anyone else who sees this and wants to give it a try!)

[nevermore-grimes]

It was just supposed to be a nice, calm day outside. Then, believe it or not, Aerith throws the first snowball. It hits Nevermore square in the shoulder, and she turns around, surprised at her sister's boldness.

So, obviously, she has to retaliate, right? Nevermore makes herself a lil snowball and launches it right at Aerith, but she could've seen that coming from a mile away, so she ducks, and the snowball hits Loki instead. Now, Aerith is laughing her head off while Nevermore glows as red as her hair with embarassment.

Naturally, Thor saw the whole thing and he's more than happy to take the opportunity to launch things at his obnoxious little brother, so he makes his own snowball and throws it at Loki. But, Loki actually sees this one and repels it with magic, sending it hurtling back at Thor.

Thus begins, not a snowball fight, but a snowball war, that only ends once everyone gets too cold to stay outside, and rushes back inside for hot chocolate by the fireplace, and under warm and fuzzy blankets.

Day #3

Open the calendar..!

The first snow has begun to fall! Time to spend some time outside! Do your paras have a snowball fight? Do they make a snowman?

Create some art, write something, or just answer the questions!

[sophiejacksonchase]

I can imagine the Riordanverse co-existing with almost every movie/book/TV series.

I just think every time the avengers fight some alien Percy looks outside the window, sees a few flying dudes, couple gymnastics guys, a huge green thing, and just closes the window. "Nope. This is not my problom."

Frank and Hazel brainstorming whether they should say somthing about the sparkling vampires. Then asking Reyna, who tells them "not to worry about that."

Sadie asks Carter if zombies are their responsibility. Carter answers "I don't think so. Our living dead are mummies."

Magnus hears about a noseless wizerd wanting to live forever - "it's not that fun, but let him learn the hard way."

[pjofancalledbelle]

so cool

[raurquiz]

#happybirthday @karlurban #KarlUrban #actor #mccoy #startrek #intodarkess #beyond #xena #theboys #genV #lordoftherings #thetwotowers #thererturnoftheking #MortalKombat2 #Hangman #Bent #doom #priest #TheChroniclesofRiddick #riddick #dredd #thorragnarok #AlmostHuman #PetesDragon

[tragic-ships-tournament]

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 1

Propaganda under the cut!

Thor and Jane:

"Sometimes people grow apart, no matter how electric the connection. It's no one's fault really, things just change. And then sometimes life brings them back together! And they can heal. At least emotionally, because life ends and someone always has to go first. While apart I think Thor and Jane both learned more about the other and, had it not been terminal, I think they could have grown back together and had a little more time to /be/ in love."

Herongraystairs:

"Hey is it polyamory if you and your buddy are both in love with the same girl (and each other)? Is it polyam to die of old age and only have your wife and the guy you were platonic married to as a teenager in your final moments? Is it polyamory if you constantly bring up your wife's dead husband and make it clear you're also deeply in love with him?"

[dedalvs]

San Diego Comic-Con Panel (2024)

If you're heading to SDCC this year Jessie and I will be there giving a presentation on language creation in Room 11 on Thursday (7/25) at 7:00 p.m. We'd love to see you there!

[wanderingmind867]

I still always want to take concepts from the Kane Chronicles and apply them to comics. The Kane Chronicles had the whole thing of: Gods can't really affect things in the mortal realm without having a host body. So for example: Carter Kane ended up being the host for Horus. And i love that concept, and i keep seeing it in Thor. Thor and Don Blake feels like a Kane Chronicles host body style thing. For Thor to appear on midgard, he needs Don Blake to host his essence. This would also mean that Thor and Don Blake are different men with different personalities, which would be really cool.

And hell, i can still apply this concept to other characters in the thor comics. I'd have made Jane Foster the host body for Sif. I think that would have been fun, since we'd then be combining thor's love interests. We could even use this as an opportunity to imagine possible hosts for loki, odin, hercules or other gods. It'd add an extra layer to the already interesting realm of thor comics.

Hell, even outside the realm of thor comics i could make this work. Imagine an alternative universe where Captain Marvel/Shazam worked like this. Billy Batson is the host for whatever god Captain Marvel is. It'd be sort of extra derivative of percy jackson then (seeing as billy batson is roughly the age of an average rick riordan protagonist), but it'd be really cool to see someone take this route with captain marvel and the marvel family. there's potential in it.

[sereonhardware]

Odinssons (And Tyr) as children

Full canvas because I actually drew all of this in one canvas. I might hate myseld

[nicodwhw]

evil women anyone?

[justdealingwithsomeissues]

Interesting to me that the Chronicals run finishes on a Thor arc, doesn't even get his own story...

[nevermore-grimes]

The Ember Blade Chronicles presents…

Photo from Pinterest

For those of you who are a little more seasoned in the MaDD community, this may be a bit of a flash from the past.

For those of you who are new to this (like I am) here is the entry on it from Luka and Emory’s THE ULTIMATE DAYDREAMER’S GUIDE:

What’s that mean for me? Well, I know nobody’s done this in a while, but I DON’T CARE!!! Finals season is kicking my ass, so I wanna celebrate when it’s over. That being said…

I’m hosting my own paraday all day on May 13th! (Because that’s the day of my last final exam!)

Starring… drumroll please… badabadabada…

⚡️🔥THE CHAOTIC FOUR!!!💧🐍

Though that doesn’t mean guest appearances are fully ruled out~ 👀

So, how does this thing work?

For 24 hours (or however long I’m awake) I’m turning over control of this blog (because I am not making these chuckleheads their own blogs) to the four paras I mentioned above. That means, they can make posts, reblog each other’s posts, and/or answer asks! If all goes well, I won’t be making a peep as myself on this blog for the whole day.

Each post is going to be color-coded and signed off with a corresponding emoji, as follows:

Blah! Blah! Blah! -🔥

If you’re still confused, the para’s name will be tagged with their usual tag:

#chronicled: [para name]

The usual warnings may still apply: Strong/vulgar language, mentions of violence/death, crude/rude humor, etc. etc.

If you plan on participating in this event by sending asks or interacting with para posts on that day, I will assume you are aware of the above warnings and the possibility of my paras mentioning something potentially triggering, unless you reach out to me beforehand either through DMs or asks.

Hmmmm… Do I have any other rules? …Oh, yeah! Have fun! And do say hi! 🥺

Also, please feel free to ask questions, and I will be editing this post if anything comes up, so stay tuned for possible updates. Okaybyeeeeee!

Morning (The Beginning)

A Fan of Nevermore?

Loki’s Favorite Poem

Aerith’s Favorite Activities

Sisters!

Does Thor Have a Crush?

Headache Consultation || Instructions Unclear || Still Stuck… || The Spider Life

Lady Gaga Mention!

Poor Percy!

The Gang Says Hi!

Eepy Percy

Ice Cream Controversy

Nevermore Hates Snakes

Almost Midnight (The End)

[nevermore-grimes]

Omg, if I had to pick which of my paras would be the best mall Santa, it would so be Thor! Like, off of vibes alone, this man would be so great with the kids, but he would also be so hilarious.

"Hello, young man! Come sit on the mighty lap of Santa and tell me what you wish to find under your tree Christmas morning." CAN YOU HEAR ME CACKLING? 😭

Laughter aside, though, I think part of what would make him such a good mall Santa is that he'd genuinely enjoy it. Like, he's very social, and maybe he is a bit of a child at heart.

Also, Loki's videotaping the whole thing for future blackmail, lmaooo!

EDIT: I HAVE AN ADDENDUM!!! Instead of recording from the sidelines, Loki was somehow talked into being one of Santa’s elves. Meanwhile, Nevermore’s the one recording the both of them. 🤣🤣🤣

Day #6

Open the calendar..!

Your para is now working as a mall Santa! How well do they do their job? — anonymous

Create some art, write something, or just answer the questions!

[serien-grl-22]

Rick Riordanverse

I never thought that the character I relate to the most is a depressed sheep called Otis, but I guess uncle Rick makes everything possible.

[cafesunnydale]

thinking of caspian ending up in our world somehow and trying to search for reader and navigating (rather poorly) around the real world and then finding them by chance somewhere (in a park?) idk

[raurquiz]

#happybirthday @karlurban #KarlUrban #actor #mccoy #startrek #intodarkess #beyond #xena #theboys #genV #lordoftherings #thetwotowers #thererturnoftheking #doom #priest #TheChroniclesofRiddick #riddick #dredd #thorragnarok #AlmostHuman #PetesDragon #ActsofVengeance #Hangman #Bent