#chubby baby panda

[lilcottoncandyheart]

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[dracocheesecake]

No One:

Baby Kai:

[yuniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie]

‘family’

Soap + child reader (fic//hcs)

c.w : bad parenting, soap possibly being a platonic yandere. dbf soap.

- Soap knew your father.

- Back then they were paired up in a mission together sometime.

- Soap gotten to know your father, Johnny got along well with the man yet, - He wouldn’t expect him to have a family.

- Soap knew your father for the longest time, even in college or uni, but they werent well acquainted back then,

- He felt like the years passed by fast. It wasn’t very long, right??

- Your father had a slip up, mentioning his daughter. He mentioned his wife. But never his daughter, you.

- Soap was a bit impressed , he didn’t think many people had children and were in the military too. Since alot of incidents ocurred with soldiers having their children used as leverage. Against them.

- As much as embarassing as it seemed one day he asked to see you when you were finally born, he remembered waiting at the hopsital with borh your parents. Meeting your mother too.

- introducing himself as a soldier too.

- He remembered when he first held you though, they had brought you in. Sobbing softly when he picked you up. He saw how you couldn’t open your eyes much. He was rocking you slowly.

- Soap was cautious not to drop you or anything, it wasn’t a biggie though, you were really quiet, sleepy all the time.

- From how much you slept back then, how sleepy you were; he had to have gotten you a panda onesie. When he came across a store one time,

- Don’t ask where he got the size.

- Your playpen at some point was drowned in gifts.

- He was at the hospital with them for the longest time, it became a normal thing that he’d ask how you were if he ever got a phone call from your parents.

- It became another thing he was often the one holding you all the time he practically watched you grow. He remembered your first words. You actually said his name.

- He was really happy for your 1st birthday. When he was the one who had also gotten you your first walking chair.

- He atleast read everything about taking cars of children. He was trusted enough he could watch over you if your parents were out.

- You slept over at his home when you got older, when he went back to Scotland for a short time he brought you with him.

- You almost thought he was your dad. Your actual father

- Trips to the supermarket or anywhere you were always messing while sat in the cart and he’d sit there forgetting why he even came there in the first place.

- And you taking random stuff from the aisle. When he came back he’s just confused why the hell there was gummies in the cart. Then he saw you holding a milk carton

- Sometimes when he bought you a sweet from the store if the cashier wanted to take the thing and put it in the bag or really just put it in with the rest of the stuff to pay. You didn’t want to let go of it. Why’d this baby have an iron grip?

- The time he was having dinner with your parents it was like he forgot to check on you. Asleep in his room.

- He came in but he just saw you awake and sitting there, staring at him in the dark.

- You had sleepovers at his the time you grew up. But really.

- Johnny came back from deployment. One time he let it slip that he was visiting you.

- By now you were the talk of the base there. Everyone talked about you,

- Soap came back home holding a brand new teddy by the time your birthday came around.

- To him a teddy wasn’t enough. To when you jumped in his arms. Squealing how happy you were. He peppered your face with sweet kisses. Slight facial hair poking at your chubby cheeks.

- When you ran to him. Babbling how much you missed him he lifted you up and reciprocrated back how he missed you as well.

- Nights were the same when you were an infant. Rather a crib he was okay having you sleep on his chest.

- To this day. He still does. He was protective over you, he was your better father figure growing up

- He often got you stuffies. Alot of gifts he bought you. Toys, sweets. So so your mother even scolded him he shouldnt spoil you so much.

- His favorite time was always when he could play with you. He bit your cheek gently. Making you giggle and squirm.

- He liked when you had those funny onesies on.

- He’d bought a few.

- He often watched over you in your crib.

- He always had you with him because he saw how rough your mom was with you, you could be crawling up the steps alone and both of them didn’t pay any attention to you.

- He remembered when he came to visit for yet the one millionth time this week. But he saw how your mom just placed you in the highchair quite hard and kept telling you to stay put.

- It was why he was so hesitant to give you back if you were ever at his.

- It got concerning how much he was around you. He even picked you up from school.

- You were in grade 1 now, 6 years old and a growing child. And with that came your growing relationship with Johnny.

- One day had it ocurred. Your father was leaving the military to work a seperate job.

- Since then it became that your father and Soap grew apart. He wasn’t able to visit much. Your father came to Johnny with the news

- This was the last day in Scotland. They were moving away.

- Which mean they were taking you.

- It was hard. Really,

All those years were spent Johnny watched you from an infant to a child now.

- He couldn’t stand seeing when you cried hearing the news. You wouldn’t let go of his side. You begged to stay with him, he wanted to shed a tear too. His angel was leaving him.

- He wasn’t going to let this happen. He wasn’t going to let that slide at all.

- He began to recall back to the fleeting moments you had. The visits. Everything really, even if you weren’t his daughter.

- And when everyone told him, it was weird how you werent his kid and he couldn’t force your parents to stay.

- To it came one day you went missing.

- Last thing you’d seen was Soap telling you both you’d go back to home.

- When your parents woke up and found your bed empty.

- Your window open, astray. Even when weeks passed. No one ever found you again.

- That same day Johnny had left deployment. He’d rumored himself dead.

- Noone ever saw you or him ever again and claimed you both died in a car crash.

- He’d taken every extent. You weren’t ever leaving him. Not again.

[pommpuriinn]

˖ 𖥻 사랑해- 🪐 TO DO EP.128 LEAVING NEVERLAND TO GO TO EVERLAND PART 1 AND 2

.˚ *꒰ঌsynopsis໒꒱ * ˚. It’s tubatu’s lucky day! They finally go to the famous Everland and meet the superstar herself Fu Bao the panda. Along with eating amusement park food and riding rides all day.

.˚ *꒰ঌauthor’s note໒꒱ * ˚. thank you for 204 followers! I appreciate you guys liking my work and I hope you enjoy this one

outfit | makeup | hair | nails

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “I’m so excited~” Joohyung squealed with excitement. “Noona has never really experienced the whole Everland experience.” Yeonjun told the staff. “Well it’s everyone lucky day because you guys can do whatever you want including enjoying the food, but of course you need money so-“ the staff member pulled out the company card. All the members gasped at the sight. “Is it a black card?” Taehyun joked around.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ the group started walking and talking about how it’s been so long since the last time they came or have some didn’t even ride the rides before. “Are the rides scary?” Joohyung asked Beomgyu who was holding her hand inside his sweater pocket. “Many aren’t.” He tired reassuring her. “Don’t worry Joohyung-ah they aren’t that scary.” Soobin chimed in. “Ok~” she mumbled with a pout (cue the baby noise the editors like to use). 

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ they headed to the gift shop before anything to get deck out in Fu Bao merch, well mostly Yeonjun. He wanted to make a good impression on the princess herself. On the other hand Joohyung cooed at how cute Kai was being as he mimicked a red panda with his cute headband. “Kai let’s match.” Joohyung said, while getting the same hat and ears as him.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Joohyung lightly gasped at the sight of Taehyun, “why are the babies so cute today.” Taehyun was wearing the brown hood with ears. Truly looking like a squirrel which warmed Joohyung’s heart with cuteness. The group quickly took pictures before heading to meet Fu Bao.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Joohyung laughed at Yeonjun’s giddiness while they were heading to the panda building just before seeing the main event. The building was covered in panda photos and facts. “Wow, they really love their pandas.” Joohyung looked all around while sitting on the couch in the middle. “Noona look up.” Joohyung listened to Kai. “Woah you look a cute cat~” Kai giggled at the photo.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “oh my god, oh my god!” Joohyung whispered yelled as they made their way to actual see Fu Bao. “She’s so big and cute.” Joohyung followed the boys and pulled out her phone to take her own pictures, but she accidentally pulled out her iPhone instead of her Samsung from her shoulder bag. “Oh shit.” Everyone looked at her in shocked. “I’m sorry.” Joohyung tried holding in her laughter. “You disrespected her.” Beomgyu was pretending to be offended at Joohyung. “I’m sorry Fu Bao.” She gave the panda a small bow.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Joohyung was must excited to go on the Safari World tour. She sat in between Kai and Beomgyu waiting to enjoy the little tour. First it was the Korean tigers, lions, and bengal tigers. “Oh. My. God. They’re so cute!” Joohyung wanted to just go out and lay with them. “This one looks like noona.” Soobin pointed at the tiger that was sunbathing on a rock. “I literally have a picture of noona sunbathing exactly like that, but on our couch.” Taehyun giggled.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ next were the bears, “so cute~ I just want to pat their chubby butts.” Joohyung looked out the window with big eyes. “Look they’re playing.” Joohyung pointed at the two brother bears play fighting.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ after the fascinating safari tour the members immediately headed to the food stand and started deciding on what they wanted. It was they’re first meal of the day so they went a bit crazy, but who can blame them they woke up so early just to get to experience certain things without lots of people around or following them. They went behind a building to enjoy their food and drinks and as they were munching away Soobin did a quick head count and realized Joohyung wasn’t standing with them. “Where’s Joohyung?” The members eyes widened, but the panic quickly dissolve when they spotted Joohyung sitting on the floor back against the building eating her churro with her sweet tea in the other hand. “Ya you scared us!” Soobin playfully scolded her. “Sorry I just wanted to sit down and eat.” She smiled at Soobin.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “I hope the director gets wet.” Yeonjun teased. “Don’t say that because then we’re going to get wet.” Joohyung chuckled, as she was sitting next to him on the Amazon Express water ride. It wasn’t long until karma got Yeonjun and unfortunately got Beomgyu too both getting a bit wet with the splash. “See I told you. You dummy!” Joohyung yelled while holding her glasses in place, scared that they might fall off her face. Water splashed on Joohyung causing her glasses and short bangs to get a bit wet. “Ah!” She screamed in shock.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “noona your bangs.” Yeonjun laughed at the sight of pouty Joohyung. “Here let me help you.” Yeonjun ruffled her bangs trying to fix them. “Thank you.” She mumbled, as she wiped the water drops off her glasses.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ again Joohyung went by Beomgyu’s side and hugged his left arm while hearing the members discuss about a roller coaster they want to go on. Soon they were met by a spinning coaster which was very intimidating to not only Joohyung but Kai too. “Let’s just start with Rolling X Train.” Yeonjun led the way.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “don’t worry we have each other.” Joohyung sat next to Kai which they couldn’t decide if it was a good idea seating the two scary cats together or not. Joohyung intertwine her hand with Kai’s. The ride started and Joohyung let out a small whimpered. “It’s ok noona just hold my hand tight.” Even though Kai was scared he just put on a brave face for Joohyung. As soon as the ride went down on the drop Joohyung started screaming with her head down, and bringing her and Kai’s hands to her head squeezing his hand. Both of their souls left their body as the ride slowly went back to the start.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Yeonjun, Soobin, and Taehyun went on a different spinning ride which Beomgyu, Joohyung, and Kai opt out on for obvious reasons. “They’re crazy.” Joohyung shook her head ‘no’ while staring at them. Kai kept on taking pictures of them which he captured a scared looking Yeonjun who was sideways. “Why does he look like that!” Joohyung laughed at the photos.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ they made their way back to the first spinning ride still deciding if they wanted to go on it. “I’ll ride it.” Yeonjun said, while taking off his little Fu Bao backpack. Soobin soon agreed to go with Yeonjun who still looked a bit hesitant. “I’ll go too hyung.” Kai rised his hand. “You’re so brave.” Joohyung gave Kai a comforting hug before staying with Beomgyu and Taehyun. Right when the ride started moving Joohyung Kai sighed probably asking ‘how did I get here?’. “Aw Kai looks so nervous.” Joohyung rested her cheek on Beomgyu’s arm, as she watched Kai. “Ya, I can only hear Yeonjun’s screams.” The three laughed at Yeonjun’s screams, as the ride turned back and forth.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ it comes with a surprise that Joohyung actually enjoys riding the Viking than roller coasters. Kai hates this one. So he sat in between Joohyung and Yeonjun who at first were having fun then they two hugged Kai for comfort throughout the whole ride. “I was squeezing noona’s arm.” Kai said, as they got off the ride. “I saw you pulled her down with you.” Soobin teased, as they walked. “Kai are you okay?” Beomgyu asked, looking back at him. “Kai wanted to die.” Taehyun laughed. “Leave my baby alone.” Joohyung gently punched Taehyun’s arm, making everyone smile at her protectiveness of Kai.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “it’s time to rest.” Joohyung stretched her arms out on the table of an empty little dinning room they went into. The members all laid their heads down and close their eyes trying to gain their energy back with a quick power nap. Well it wasn’t really a nap but at least they closed their eyes for a second before talking about their favorite parts of the day plus memories of similar experiences they had.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ as Beomgyu was talking Joohyung was watching has he pushing one side of his hair back. “You’re pretty.” Joohyung whispered, causing Beomgyu to looked back at her before getting flustered with her stare. He quickly laid his head back onto her arm so she wouldn’t see his rosy cheeks and ears.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “the cat family was so cute.” Joohyung recalled at how cute they looked sleeping on the rocks. “Oh! I found the picture I was talking about earlier.” Taehyun stopped eating and pulled out his phone to show the camera and the members. “This was when she visited us.” Taehyun let the camera zoom in on his phone. “Please put and side by side comparison.” Yeonjun asked the staff which they gladly did.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ then they started talking about the rides and which one was the most intense one to Yeonjun with all the rides he has ridden before. “How about the one in Las Vegas?” Taehyun asked Yeonjun. “That one was scary. I’m surprised Joohyung even went on it.” The group shared laughs. “Noona was sitting next to a foreigner and they were holding eachother screaming.” Taehyun added. “With fear we became friends during those short moments.” Joohyung laughed at the memory.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ “overall we had lots of fun and let’s have more fun in the next-“

“To Do~” the group chants after Joohyung closed them out.



[hyukalyptus]

thigh humping w/ beomgyu!!! (but hes the one humping)

YOWZA! subby lil bitchy brat beomgyu is so hot sorry was that too much

with chubby!reader...........just chillin on the couch and he comes and wraps around u like a panda...all innocent at first, just wanted to give you a hug :( but then OFC he feels ur tiddies and he can't help but get turned on :( starts grinding against ur thick thigh, whining in ur ear. sorry, baby..ur thigh just feels so— but its ok, love, go ahead...

[not-rude-ginger]

Imagine Jiang Cheng, dealing with empty nest syndrome, out on a night hunt and he comes across a baby panda. Abandoned or bereft of its mum, the baby looks up at JC and squeaks. It's small and chubby – it's like looking at Jin Ling when he was a toddler.

So Yunmeng Jiang gets a panda bear and everyone adores it. Jin Ling takes it like he's got a weird little brother, the Juniors have to come and see it, Wei Wuxian has to see if it's true and after much yelling he stays.

Suddenly the nest isn't that empty.

Good job LeiLei!

[asknarashikari]

Yamato: I love this baby pygmy hippo. She's so cute. And the mama is so calm.

Sela: Look at my chunky walrus calf. He so chubby.

Amu: *having a field day in the Arctic zone part of the zoo*

Leo: *sleeping with the baby pandas and being lazy like a panda*

Zookeeper 1: Really Leo?

Misao: *in the corner because a parrot spoke the truth about him*

Tusk: At least mines are slow tortoises. *continues sweeping*

Me: Hehe... I'm stroking under the tortoises neck. Yosh, yosh. Whose a happy tortoise. You are.

Tusk: *ahem ahem* Honey, can you not remind me of bedroom time?

Me: Yeah, yeah... I'll go refill their feed.

Sentai reactions seeing all of this at the zoo?

Well... it could be worse, I guess. Just don't invite the chaos makers because that's just asking for trouble

(Also... I hope no one's stupid enough to piss the hippos off because they're deadlier than crocs lol)

[pokefancar2525]

Emotional Diapers

💙 baby Sadness: the little blue angel loves having her diapers change into clean ones. She doesn't like her diaper getting wet and messy because she will cry. Baby Sadness' favorite diaper patterns are rain clouds, cute whales, dewdrops, sheep, pandas, penguins, rain clouds and kittens.

💚 baby Disgust: this little princess doesn't like getting her diaper dirty, because it smells really bad and she also needs a change for new ones. She loves the flowers and heart patterns and even pink ones, too.

🖤baby Ennui: this sleepy little noodle sometimes gets fussy when she needs a diaper change. She prefers purple or white thick diapers with cute sloths, bats, and crescent moon patterns on them. Before bedtime, change her diaper first with nighttime ones.

💛 baby Joy: the happy little star likes her diapers with stars, sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, baby ducks, monkeys, smiley faces and puppies.

🧡 baby Anxiety: the itty bitty little tadpole is always into messy accidents on her diaper, because she will get into a meltdown and you had to change her before it's too late. After you change her, she'll calm down. Baby Anxiety's favorite ones are frogs and lightning bolts on them.

🩷 baby Embarrassment: if the chubby little one has an accident on his diaper, he'll curl into a ball, because he needs a diaper change. Baby Embarrassment's favorite diaper patterns are trains, piglets, elephants, hippos, whales, pandas, teddy bears on them.

❤️ baby Anger: this little brick prefers the white and blue ones. He may hate the girly patterns but he could rock on some dinosaurs, dragons, cars, flames, and bulls on them.

🩵Baby Envy: the tiny little baby sure loves the cutest diaper patterns she'll ever seen in her life. But her favorite ones are the twinkling stars, bunnies, hearts, color stars, ladybugs, strawberry/cherry, butterflies, rainbows, mermaids, and flowers. She will love the pink and purple thick diapers and wants to be an adorable little princess, just like baby Disgust does.

💜 baby Fear: this little nerve sometimes have accidents on his crib during the night and he will cry for you to change him. He loves the teddy bear, spirals, giraffes, bunnies and sheep patterns on his diapers.

[manawari]

What if. . . Jin-woo summons his shadows and they all came out as babies?

Jin-woo meant to summon them to help him get the rest of his things settled in his flat. But how did this happen? Why did they come out in a far different size than their original ones?

Bellion was sucking on the hilt of his sword, Igris was peacefully sitting with a book in his hands, Tusk — chubby inside of his coat that seemed to be a bit oversized — was staring at his liege in curiosity, Tank was gently swaying on his back like a panda, and Beru was three times bigger than an average fairy.

Jin-woo just blinked in aghast. He wondered if he had done something wrong, but he didn't think he does since he summoned them the same way he usually did. Regardless, he had to deal with the little version of Beru, who had latched himself onto his liege's arm.

"Ba. . . Ba?" began Tusk.

"I'm not your Ba or Baba, or whatever," Jin-woo grumbled. "I'm your liege, remember?"

"Da-da!" Bellion exclaimed.

"No."

In the end, Jin-woo managed to carry the rest of his things to the living room, even having one shadow or two clinging to his shirt at some point. Tank had somehow found his way to the couch and snuggled in the pillows whilst Tusk remained intrigued with his surroundings. However, Bellion and Igris were fighting each other, purely because Bellion wanted to play swordfight with Igris, but the latter wanted to finish reading his book. Jin-woo had to drop everything to separate the two apart, otherwise who knew what would happen to the building if two of the strongest shadows — no matter how small they were — kept slapping each other.

Tank seemed to be the most behave one so far. Although he did end up toppling form the couch and rolling across the floor to beg for food or simply smelled some snacks.

Beru was a bit picky toward food, so Jin-woo had to hunt some monsters to feed the ant.

Tusk kept tripping due to the size of his coat and his liege had to cut the clothing to the right size.

Jin-woo wondered what would Kaisel would look like, so he went to the rooftop of the apartment and summoned the wyvern. As expected, Kaisel appeared in a hatchling form. But his face lit up and fluttered around Jin-woo. Somehow, the monarch couldn't help but chuckle at the affectionate wyvern and decided to keep Kaisel instead of sending him back to the dungeon, also fearing he might hurt his mount's feelings.

"No, Beru, stop trying to bully Kaisel." Jin-woo reprimanded the ant, who was snarling at Kaisel for taking his spot on their liege's shoulders.

"Watch TV!" Beru said.

Even at his state, he still wants to watch those historical dramas. Jin-woo thought.

Bellion tried to walk in his stubby legs, but ended up getting laughed by Igris and even Tusk, who preferred to crawl or simply call Jin-woo to carry him around.

By the time the night fell, Jin-woo found himself on the couch. The lights flashed from the television screen that showed the scenes of Beru's chosen channel to watch his show. Kaisel was sprawled on top of his head, the wyvern's tail subtly dangling on the side of his head. Tank had made himself comfortable on his liege's torso while Beru was on either his knees. Tusk snored on Jin-woo's left arm while Bellion and Igris had dozed together on his right arm as if they hadn't tried to cause mayhem on the apartment because of their fighting.

[starlightrows]

Hello everyone! Happy Star Wars Day!

Welcome back to Krax Watches. Today we’re watching Tales of the Jedi

Episode 1 —

Ashoka’s mom is gorgeous

The baby noises are so precious oh my god stop

I don’t know why the accents threw me off a bit, but it makes sense that Ashoka might not have an accent since she was raised in the Jedi temple

This animation and imagery is beautiful

Baby Ahsoka is fully unphased by the blaster shot right by her head

Ahsoka’s mom being a hunter in their society is awesome

Pav Ti talking to baby Ahsoka like a little adult is wonderful

Pav Ti is my fucking hero. Roaring at the saber tooth tiger

Whatever those cat panda thing are, I want one

I did not except the saber toothed tiger to take baby Soka with it

How to Train Your Saber Toothed Tiger

I literally can not handle her teeny tiny little lekku and her chubby wubby cheeks and her big sparkly eyes

It’s giving Diego from Ice Age

8/10 great mini story

Episode 2 —

Dooku’s hair is… something

Starting off kinda creepy ghost town vibes huh

That was a dog. Like a regular ass dog

Yee old saloon

Young Qui Gon looks like the cave man from Ice Age… wtf

Ooh a moral quandary

Cone heads

Blue light saber Dooku, I thought for sure he’s be a green

It’s interesting to see how far back it goes, the opinion that Jedi serve the senate and not the people

Dooku fully yeeted Qui Gon, I was not expecting that

Based on Dooku’s dark brown robes, he’s in the beginning to turn to the dark side phase like Anakin

Damn I was really hoping Dooku had a last name… or a first name? Idk I wanted a full name

7/10 though provoking but I wanted a little more

Episode 3 —

It is so strange to think that Dooku and Mace had an actual friendship

Of course Mace Windu would be a stickler for the rules

I’m sure these Raxus guys are bad guys or something, but their uniforms are cool

I feel like these people definitely killed Master Katri, but like why?

Dooku is in his fuck around and find out era

Ah yes, the beloved purple light label

“I will have the truth” … and the thing from the last episode about irradiating people like the evil senator. Dooku is every bit as blunt and rash as Anakin but like way more graceful about it

Uuugh how things could have been different if Mace was more open minded about the corruption taking root in the Jedi Order

Fun to see some of our favorite Jedi again… too bad it’s at a funeral

I don’t doubt that Mace did not know he was up for Master Katri’s council seat… but also he could have had an idea that he was in consideration

8/10 I love a good murder mystery with question authority undertones

Episode 4 —

How the FUCK would you find anything in that archive

Ooooooh Master Sifo Dias … Kamino???? Deleted?

Jocasta!!!

Yaddle!!!!

LIAM NEESON

Dooku’s been warning them about coming darkness… irony is so painful

Ahhhhhh Dooku hasn’t even met his grand-padawan yet

“You’re always singing his praises”

“They grow up so fast”

Qui Gon’s like… hey I’m concerned about this. Council is like… sounds fake but okay. We’ll do “something” about it…. Corporate mentality. SMH

Oh my god… Why did I not realize when he said Sith Lord on Tatooine that this was happening right after episode one

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH no no no no no

Dooku wanted to turn Qui Gon to the dark side

Is…. Dooku going to fight Yaddle….

Fuck this is such an ugly situation

Can you imagine if Yaddle had used The Force to yank Palpatine’s hood off and exposed him early like this

AAAAAHHHHH Yaddle is so wise. She is stepped down from the council

Oh my fucking god…….. she got smooshed!

Oh just kidding! Fuck ‘em up Yaddle!

Fuck that just hurts my heart so much

10/10 made me understand a lot about Dooku and broke my heart

Episode 5 —

All of Ahsoka’s dads in the same waiting room

Oh mullet Obi Wan, how I’ve missed you

Love this outfit, the white leggings are everything

CALEB!!!!! Dippa!!!!

I feel like Jedi are supposed to have a somewhat parental relationship with their Padawan, and Anakin goes straight to antagonistic older brother

REX! MY BOY!

How did this conversation go? Hey Rex, you and the guys wanna fire some blasters at Ahsoka for no reason? ugh… sure I guess

Fuckin Jesse “Sorry Commader!”

Honestly I feel like Anakin is just taking out some weird emotions or aggression out on Ahsoka

Okay sure you want to protect her by teaching her to protect herself, but there are almost certainly better ways to do that… like giving critique to what she’s doing or modifying the challenge with each round

Damn Rex, face shot

I swear to god if they make me watch Order 66 again

7/10 was a good episode, kind of irritated me because Anakin’s teaching style rubs me the wrong way

Episode 6 —

Not the cold open with Padme’s funeral….

NO Ahsoka was there

Sometimes I forget that Ahsoka didn’t have that many female figures in her life….

“She was my friend”

AAHHHHH the Corrie guard….. but now the Empire is in control…. This is like Bad Batch era

The Corries are like….. uh okay?

REX!!!

I love that Ahsoka did a stint as a farm hand after dropping out of Jedi school

Ooooh she used The Force…. are they gonna nark on her??

Ashla…. That’s such a pretty name

Do I smell….. a love interest???

This is… not going to go well

Ooooooh that fucking brother is a squealer

Oh my god… man fuck the Empire

Who the fuck is this?

Cowboy stand off, love it

I forgot she doesn’t have sabers anymore

Fuck that was cool!

OMG this is how she gets her white sabers!

I wonder how much time has passed?

Woooooo! REBELLION!!!

10/10 it always hurts, but like in the right way to be reminded that the Empire fucking sucks and there is always hope.

Since this was pretty short, I’m gonna watch more stuff. Might not do a reaction post though.

Happy Star Wars Day!

May the Force be with you!

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Named After Flowers/Plants Masterlist

A Single Orange Rose - phan-panda

Summary: Phil wonders who keeps sending him a bouquet of orange roses each week, but when he finally meets up with the mysterious admirer will it change things forever?

Aloe and Dan (ao3) - ByTheFire

Summary: Your typical tattoo artist flower shop au.

Phil is having trouble working on some new designs when he decides to go to the local flower shop owned by two old lesbians. When he arrives though he realizes it’s changed owners but that might not be a bad thing.

Bluebells (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)

Summary: Dan just really wants to put flowers in Phil’s hair.

calla lillies & sunflowers (ao3) - whiskers (robertmontauk)

Summary: What the fuck?

A long-stemmed flower - just one, who the fuck only buys one flower? - taped to the front of his locker, with a small piece of paper wrapped around the stem, right underneath where the petals end.

(or: dan gets flowers, because he deserves them.)

Daffodil Garden (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan Howell is the only ordinary one in a world of remarkable people. Phil Lester is the only one that sees his lack of a power as a power in and of itself.

flowers and moths (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Just outside the dense and green forest, a fallen log made a perfect waiting place. Bright green moss covered most of the woody surface, little mushrooms poking out of the bark. The few trees spotted on the outside of the forest made for just enough shade from the sun, the occasional bird chirping from further within. In one section of the fallen trunk, the moss had been taken away and in it’s wake left the scratched in tattoo of a heart, with D + P engraved in the middle in a delicate, cursive writing of a faun.

(A little faun Dan au for fun)

he kept tulips in the kitchen (ao3) - gremlinhours

Summary: dan doesn't know if he'll ever be enough for anyone, but in the meantime, he tends to his garden, unminding of the world.

phil works at his favourite flowershop.

Iris (ao3) - MiniatureLillies

Summary: So this was just a quick thing I wrote because I didn't want to go to bed and I had this idea. As I said, I write best at night when I should be sleeping.

Lavender Lace (ao3) - Emejig16

Summary: Dan absolutely loves it when dom!Phil gets rough with him. He especially loves it when he chokes him.

Little Lily Pad (ao3) - SimplyUndead

Summary: The one where Dan gets his wisdom teeth removed and Phil helps take care of him.

Or, Dan is just loopy from the meds and talks about how his legs are grape jelly

Marigold and Rosemary (ao3) - AlibiNonsense

Summary: Phil’s a strange child. His first word is ‘why’. He doesn’t speak much and cries a lot and never smiles. His parents take him to doctor after doctor who say that, despite that he’s intelligent for his age, there’s nothing wrong with him. Nigel gives his son fat plastic toy soldiers to wave about in his chubby hands and put into his mouth. Instead, Phil makes a stage out of a baby blanket and has two of the little men carefully hop around it; lines up the rest in rows as an audience and then knocks them over when he’s finished, his face crumpling.

Maybe We Can Be The Garden That The Neighbors Talk About (ao3) - lonelyuchiha

Summary: Dan starts to see people as flowers when he was younger.

Miss Annie's Flowers (ao3) - theoreoqueen

Summary: Dan hates sunflowers, but he really likes the cute guy at the flower shop.

Orchids and Oleanders (ao3) - Mcusekat

Summary: Phil was poisonous whether he had meant to be or not, which is why he brought white Oleanders. They were poisonous, just like Phil:

Beautiful, but poisonous.

Parsley and Pennyroyal (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: “Phil?”

Phil tears his eyes away from the laptop screen and looks at him. “Yeah?”

“There's something I have to tell you."

(Poison) Ivy (ao3) - jkjm191029

Summary: Some beds of roses also have thorns.

(A song fic about 2012!phan based off 'Ivy' by Frank Ocean)

Poppy (ao3) - dijon

Summary: Poppy. It all started with her.

Rose (ao3) - CruelBeauty

Summary: Phil absolutely knew Dan was teasing him.

The short crop tops. The low rise jeans. The way his shirt would conveniently ride up when he was laying across the couch. Not to mention the way Dan out of the blue changed his simple barbell for a fancy white piece with dangling gems, catching the sun every so often when he shifted.

Sunflowers (ao3) - CruelBeauty

Summary: The truth is, Dan loved having something that was a total secret from their fans. He loved his fans and he liked sharing information about their lives but having this one small thing was so nice to think about. That this one small detail was something only Phil knew. His family didn't even know.

He has a navel piercing.

sunflowers (ao3) - spaceandvinyls

Summary: dan has bad allergies and it's the sunflowers in phil's yard that are causing them.

Sunflowers & Roses (ao3) - obsessivechild

Summary: "I love you. You're perfect. Please change."

The Daisy (ao3) - phangate

Summary: Dan and Phil add a new member to their family: a cactus named Daisy

Thyme after Thyme (ao3) - chisomo

Summary: Dan Howell runs an apothecary shop in the heart of London, a city wrought with rising tensions between witches and normal humans. Dan tries to ignore the daily instances of prejudice towards his kind and keep his magical abilities a secret, but his life is irrevocably changed when a garden shop is opened next door by a certain sky-eyed young human.

Trees (ao3) - skszp

Summary: Phil comes clad in brighter red than Dan has ever seen, brighter than sunset, than cat tongues, than the blood of a baby deer that has gotten lost, been lost to the natural ways of dark forests.

A strange one-shot about a forest.

Tulips and Hyacniths (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Phil was waiting to ask out a client that he had taken a liking to but the conversation turned out a little differently and now he has got himself into a right good situation.

Tulips Are Yellow (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Phil is a yellow person with a yellow life. He loves his little flower, Susie, like she’s his daughter. But is it possible to love something too much?

Water Lilies (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: (TW) There once was two boys. One was happy, the other was sad. Maybe it was more than just ‘happy,’ maybe it was more than just ‘sad.’ Oh yes, it was much much more. Much more tucked away. Hidden from both of the boy’s own eyes, crammed beneath fingernails to stay hidden.

Nothing could make them see what was really wrong, not words spoken, or assumptions made, not the clearest of windows, not the whitest of water lilies.

White Rose (ao3) - outphan

Summary: “Can you believe that in 35 years we managed to get everything in life?”

“Urgh, 35 years!” Dan groans. “I’m not that old.”

“You are, but that’s okay. I did get to grow old with the love of my life.”

Dan and Phil, later in life, when they become grandparents.

[fursonagen]

Panda with azure fur. They are average height, chubby and muscular. Their tail is very short and has straight fur. Their hair is orange, shaven on the sides and straight. Their eyes are baby blue. Their most interesting features are their big tentacles and their big bust.

[warsawmountain]

Four Mistakes

i kept losing Mario Kart 64 because of the stolen glances to yr fishnets, olive chubby skin bulging out, This seems like my first mistake— to be in love with the sound of the blue shell defeat in the room with the broken window. i was a kid and it seemed like there was always a storm, so i turned off the TV but the moment of my defeat & yr victory—still there like an aftershock. i look to history to explain & this is really my first mistake when i say history i mean the stone half-buried by the roadside, which has witnessed more tragedy than a filthy glass of a water. i look to the water In the glass on my end table, but all i see is dust. i look to the dust & all there is is history. here’s a feather & a well of blood to write radical movements across the fractal back of infrastructure. here’s a father leaving home to build railroads with his bare hands. write the laws Clawing the eyes out from owls, building a wall between the river & the thirsty, dragging families from their homes & into the streets. write a treaty between the horse & the bird, between the wolf & the lamb & make them dance to the sound of yr voice. A visual-novel D ending. This is my second mistake.

as I grow the Turnips for Stardew Valley & peach trees for Animal Crossing, careful to make sure everything is just right for her in the deep valley of her eyes.

but she does not understand that when a farmer dies, he dies forever. there are no more crops after he's dead. or trees for that matter. and all of the things I've put so much care into will wither away.

Pause. Stopping to take a break to take a walk to 7-11 we are the tenderness of the lies we tell ourselves; We are the appetite— for something other than what is staring us in the face.

Swishing the Cherry-soda Mountain Dew Slurpee, in Winnipeg, on the inside-cheeks of my mouth, sugary & cold & shoplifted, just to get a little more red, pulsing freezing, just to feel something but it makes my stomach feel like glass & I can’t drink it This is my third mistake

my street is 29th SW, a few blocks away, where the fruit-picked trees, hearty bark, Make sitting for the neighborhood teenagers To smoke a joint or break-up or fuck.

how many times are we slow dancing with everclear or sourpuss? orange & blue in the dark, & though it brings us down by the roots, the sky is always blue: the red birds that circle in a vortex, screaming

there’s a poster on a streetlight, for missing cats the Calgary Zoo, of prehistoric birds; bird fossils from China; the fossilized remains of a saber-toothed cat. live animals— a baby panda, a zebra, a polar bear.

She has told me I’m going to be a writer, that I do everything right, that I take care of my animals and my plants and my villagers like they are my own children. I’ll write for you, she asks, & maybe one day I will, if only I ever saw the blacks inside of her eyes.

to be in love with the sound of the blue shell defeat ends. i had to finish this poem & there is no room for love in a basement where the only thing that keeps me from losing my mind is the sound of my skull trampling on concrete, the emotion of someone else's pain, & the feeling of never being good enough. This is my fourth mistake.

[xiaobaosg]

P120- Panda CNY Drawing 熊貓拜年圖

Trying out something different for Chinese New Year.

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[oldwebrelics]

Fuzzy and fluffy animal icons

[pokefancar2525]

Emotional Naptimes

🖤 baby Ennui: No baby emotionling would be sleeping more than baby Ennui herself. She loves sleeping, even with her pacifier in her mouth and snuggling her stuff sloth 🦥 in her crib. Especially during Naptimes and bedtimes and after a meal or a bath time or a diaper change.

💜 baby Fear: this little nerve is scared of the dark. Put a night light next to his crib and give him a teddy bear to avoid nightmares or he will cry in fear. Cradle baby Fear and sing a lullaby to make him fall into a goodnight sleep.

🧡 baby Anxiety: if you wake the little tadpole up in the middle of one of her naps, she'll go completely ballistic and there is no calming her down. If baby Anxiety is having a complete meltdown, sooth her by feeding her bottles or change her diaper. Next give a pacifier and a toy. Turn on the music from her crib mobile. Then sing her a lullaby or read a bedtime story until she falls asleep.

🩷 baby Embarrassment: the bashful and chubby little boy loves sleeping with stuffed animals, including his own stuff panda and piggy. But he didn't like having his diaper soiled or leaked on his crib. Before bedtime, give him a bubble bath, put a diaper and onesie on him, feed him a baby bottle of warm formula 🍼. Sing a lullaby or read a bedtime story while baby Embarrassment is snuggling with his stuffies. Don't forget to give him a goodnight kiss on his forehead.

💙 baby Sadness: the teary little blue angel loves having her diapers change before bedtime. But if she gets in a leaky accident on her crib, she'll cry. Before her naps, feed her a bottle of formula, burp her, and change her diaper. Don't forget to put a binky in her mouth and give a kiss in the forehead and some music from her crib mobile.