#cod self insert

[underneathsoldiers]

You’re crazy for the mysterious Russian operator

You were a woman in need. You read blogs from sex workers, spiritual guides and self-titled alpha men on how to get a man. How to make him crawl back. And pay again and again.

The Russian operator Nikto was the scariest of the mercenaries. None of the sex workers approached him and he didn't seek them out either. He was a leader and an individualist, you could tell. You may have given a free handie so you could find Nikto’s information.

Nothing about his childhood, but there's three major details that would help in your plan. One, he was serving the country. Two, he was tortured and deformed by Victor Zakhaev. And three, he had acute dissociative disorder yet the madman just went back to work after recovering from the torture. No mental hospital, no therapy, not even a psychiatrist visit. So he was a volcano waiting to erupt. And as men tend to be, he probably isn't aware.

He was cold-blooded with a hint of dark wittiness. Dostoevsky would be inspired by him and write another 500 page novel based on a single moment with him. Or maybe you were becoming obsessed and delusional. It wasn't a job anymore. It was a passion.

You would kill him if it meant you could rip off that goddamn mask and see how his face looks. To see if his hair was ash blonde, brunette, black, or your favorite color for him. You theorized that the deformity must be around his nose, since he spoke well and his eyes seemed regular. You would risk being ripped to pieces just to pour eye drops on those poor irritated eyeballs.

[readgoods]

special thanks to @391780 who writes absolutely fantastic filth (affectionate). Thank you for the many good reads. I blame you for this.

[storiesaplenty]

Jelly Bracelets - Simon "Ghost" Riley

Main Masterlist

Call of Duty Masterlist

Jelly bracelets have been popular in waves worldwide and elsewhere since the 1980s. Following a resurgence in popularity in 2003, gel bracelets became the subject of a widespread urban legend linking them to a supposed sex game, explaining their popularity among teenagers: they were subsequently dubbed "sex bracelets."

You are old friend of Simon's, who he always visits when he is comes back home on leave. During one of your visits, he notices the new bracelets you won during a hen night. Knowing what the colours were always rumoured to mean, Simon snaps one, wondering what you will do. You decide the play along, due to your long-time crush you have on him.

Yellow - wearer is willing to hug

Orange - wearer is willing to kiss

Glittery Purple - willing to French kiss

Pink - wearer is willing to give a hickey

Purple - wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex

White - wearer will flash what they have

Glittery Clear (18+) - wearer will let the snapper "feel up" or touch any body part

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part

Clear (18+) - indicates a willingness to do anything the snapper wants

Blue (18+) - indicates oral sex performed on a guy

Green (18+) - indicates that oral sex can be performed on a girl

Red (18+) - wearer is willing to perform a lap dance

Glittery Green (18+) - the wearer is willing to "69"

Black (18+) - the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex

Glittery Blue (18+) - is willing to perform anal sex

[worms-for-brains]

Ben “Worm” McClarry.

Technically kinda a self insert?? Ig??? My name ain’t Ben McClarry tho lmao.

+some silly doodles

[basilandthymegarden]

I’ve seen those COD self-shipping posts about how the reader is pregnant and the boys ship off. It’s a cool premise, love the drama.

But hear me out. What if the COD boys refuse to touch the reader before they go because they’re scared to leave them like that? To not have to go through any of their pregnancy alone?

[karlachismylife]

Sitting here thinking so hard what my callsign would be in COD universe as if I could/would ever be in the military

Much more likely to be beaten up by them for parttaking in slightly violent protests (revolution)

And I didn't like last time I had a man in uniform push me face down on the ground (not for a violent one btw, im in no shape for that irl, but i would be in cod universe cuz i say so)

I guess I'd still go by Gorilla tho. Love gorillas. Wanna be a gorilla. I am not built like one, neither am I good at (rock)climbing (yet, but I'm working on it), but I've been called different monkey/ape names my whole life and can make gorilla sounds. Also I'm hairy like one.

can you see how hard i'm working on my differential equations rn

If you see this, share what your callsign would be!

[cody-cod-man-dude]

Are Call of Duty self inserts cringe? Maybe but look at him! Also as an artist I can do what I want and YES Ghost and him are gay for each other

[fullcreammm]

Some perspective stuff?? Idk

[obioxide]

i can draw whateverrrr i want 😝😝😝

[professional-ghost-rider]

i adore hearing about people's cod ocs/self inserts!

so here's mine!

Name: Taylor Starling Callsign: Wraith

Her recruitment into Task Force 141 didn't come easy. Nor did getting her to cooperate with the US Government in the first place. She wouldn't be here if prison wasn't the only alternative.

Taylor Starling, expert codebreaker and stealth operative, was arrested for committing treason at the age of 24. The company she worked for went down with her. 23 men and women who'd been doing good work for the country, domestically and abroad, were suddenly behind bars. "Why?" You might ask. For conducting espionage operations with no authority or permission from the United States Government.

Taylor's life had never been easy. Bouncing around juvenile detention centers throughout her teenage years for silly things like petty theft and the occasional infiltration of a classified government data networks. No big deal. But federal prison is a lot different than juvie.

Then Kate Laswell went sniffing around the recently busted operation; found Starling's file. She was given an option: spend the rest of her life locked up...

or join the CIA.

Not surprisingly, the reckless young woman, deciding that she wasn't quite ready to give up on living just yet, chose the latter. Even if it was hard to understand why they wanted her. Laswell explained that they’d never seen such a talented codebreaker and hacker, especially that young. So Taylor went along with it. After all, she was doing the same shit she’d always done, just for a fatter paycheck and without the looming threat of life in federal prison.

Two years of intelligence work later and Taylor is being approached by none other than Captain John Price. He and Laswell have decided that her skills as a stealth operative have been… underutilized. They want her to join some ragtag band of special forces assholes dubbed Task Force 141.

Let’s just say it didn’t take much convincing to get her back out in the field.

aside from general headcanons and x reader content, I’ll most likely be posting more about this crazy lady because I love her dearly. she literally got shot while pregnant once but no big deal.

[underneathsoldiers]

Ghost x reader short

“Where’re you heading?” Ghost had been slinking behind you, now his shadow engulfed yours.

You were on the verge of exploding from nerves. “Home.”

“What do you mean?” He was suddenly so worried for you, like you hadn’t been ignored by him for most of your time here. “You’re not going anywhere.”

“Price gave me leave,” you finally turn around, right in the middle of the base. You were trying to keep a strong face. “I’m going home.”

“You’re not,” Ghost stepped closer; you could smell him. “You’re staying right here.”

“Price’s orders,” you said, trying to put all the responsibility on the captain, who would be able to counter Ghost better.

“I’ll fuck him up,” Ghost let out a huff and you realized that he wasn’t just talk.

“No, no okay it was me!” You grip his arm. You didn’t want to answer the question of who would win between Price and Ghost (as fun as it was to debate with Soap and Gaz).

Ghost let out a chuckle, and it dawned on you that he was messing with you.

“Fuck you!” You shoved at his chest; he didn’t budge. “I got scared.”

“I know he wouldn’t send you back if you didn’t want to. He fucking knows better,” Ghost raised a gloved hand, caressing your cheek. You still as you’ve never been touched like that. “Why are you going?”

You give your answer. His eyes remain still for a moment, blond eyelashes giving him an ice queen aesthetic. But when his eyes focused on you again, you could almost see a softening.

“Let me- let us help you,” Ghost said. “I can’t let you deal with it alone.”

A while later, you return to Price’s office. The captain hadn’t left his desk, still dealing with paperwork.

“Captain, I’m staying,” you tell him, feeling silly for wasting his time.

Price smiled warmly at you, before he smirked at Ghost, “I know.”

So Price knew and just let Ghost convince you to come back. Instead of doing it himself. Because anyone with eyes could tell that you crushed on the masked man.

You rubbed your forehead, “Just yell at me next time, cap.”

Price chuckled, before Ghost thumped his shoulder, saying “If she had left-“

“I know,” Price said. “Maybe don’t ignore her from now on.”

You hold your face to hide the blush.

[asshork]

niktomutt antics

[ghouldtime]

Random Rant on Fanfic Pet Names

Let me say this is more me screaming into the great unknown because it's something that I KEEP seeing and it keeps irking me and causing me to cringe out of my skin. Putting it under the read more, it's just a rant mainly about the COD fandom, you're not missing anything if you don't read this

Disclaimer: I mean absolutely no hate to the writers who do this. Because you should be writing what makes YOU happy and what YOU like to write. Writing is unique and independent to each individual and just because I don't like something doesn't mean that it's inherently bad or shouldn't be done. You do you, you go on your own journey - just cause we both like hiking doesn't mean we have to take the same trail or that one path is better than the other. Judging people like that who write different than you is nasty and policing harmless writing over little things is stinky sock sniffer behavior. Just cause it's my yuck doesn't mean it is everyone's and I don't expect everyone to agree with me nor is my point meant to be an objective truth or statement. It's literally just my feelings and I need to yell about it

The COD fandom in particular I've seen is atrocious for doing this. But I abhor when they make the characters use pet names like "pet" and "little girl" or "little boy".

Especially when they've literally JUST met

Every time I see it I immediately have to exit off the fic as I gag. I swear it's instinctive at this point. You know those videos of cats who do the extremely dramatic gagging when they smell something they slightly don't like? That's me. 110%

It comes up and I look at the page like this

It just feels so so gross to me and has this icky undertone that I cannot stand. And I don't know if I'm reading into it too much or if this is just me a me thing but I swear to any gods above this keeps happening. It's done so much I have tried putting filters on specifically to avoid it

It strikes me as so odd??? Like why that out of everything. Why something emphasizing age/maturity or treating the reader like they're a possession when it's a regular ass fanfic.

It makes my skin crawl and the possessive/dismissive undertones there are NOT cute. It always reads as ignoring reader's autonomy and treating them more like an object or thing instead of a person. When they just met too or the relationship really doesn't call for it or where it would be weird, it's just shoehorned in and I reallllly really really hate it oh man.

Like if it's established and is a fic where it's like "hey, this is what this is going to be! We're doing a nsfw/bdsm-y undertones here! That's the vibe!" Then great! Fantastic! That lines up, you're expecting that. Not when it's like a fluff fic or supposed to be super causal

I see this mainly with Ghost in fan fics. For some reason, he seems to be numero uno when it comes to calling reader "pet" as a form of endearment. I'm so sorry but I can't ever see him doing that. The guy who has extensive trauma with animals from his childhood, who would take an IMMENSE amount of time forming a close bond with someone to ever get into a relationship (following the comics for his history anyhow which is what I've seen most people do, Ghost has literally seen his family killed and has been through so so much trauma it's wild and the dude has a lot going on mentally), calling someone he cares about a pet??? I just don't see it happening. I sure as shit don't think he'd do that to near strangers either. Even if you ignored that past history for him or write Ghost different -that's just a flat out weird thing to call someone you don't know and has the implications of ownership/subservience on that person's part. Doing that to someone you REALLY do not know is insane

And the little girl/boy one used in conjunction with an age gap??? No??? That's just. So many shades of ew to me and is really putting emphasis on the wrong thing there (at least how I see it and in the context of the fic. I've never seen it used appropriately unless the reader is meant to be a literal child and it's a platonic fic. Context matters). ESPECIALLY when they emphasize reader is young (as in, barely legal, just turned 18/19 or heck even 20). Which I also keep seeing too when it is used. I'm not here for that reallllly creepy vibe that sounds like something you'd eventually hear about on Dateline or in a youtube exposé video

Like y'all. Anyone being shipped with them should be a grown ass adult because THEY are all grown ass adults. For me the little is never emphasizing size when paired with a gendered term, it's emphasizing how small their age is and that's wacky. Maybe that's just a me problem but when I hear "little girl" or "little boy", I'm thinking of a kid. Because girl/boy are most commonly used for children and when you're pairing it with little there, that's what you're emphasizing and you're practically guaranteeing that image.

Be real, if a guy you JUST met who you don't find attractive sneers and says, "Be quiet, pet." or "hush little girl/boy, " you wouldn't find that hot, you'd find that creepy. It's only excused because you're attracted to the character and find them hot. I'm picking a fight, I'm throwing hands if that's dropped on me in the real world out there. Probably not because I'm too non-confrontational but you bet im cringing and giving him the most:

look I can absolutely muster.

Maybe this is just a me thing and I'm losing my marbles. Or maybe it's the fact that I've had that happen to me where a dude I barely know called me "little girl/boy" (despite me being older?? and like the same height?????) and I just died on the inside viscerally that day

For the record if someone pulls the 'pet' card, I'm living up to it. I'm puking on the carpets somewhere in the dark at 3am, I'm yelling at the mailman and doorbells, I'm doing parkour off the couch when you're trying to sleep. Why the absolute hell are you calling someone you JUST MET that when it isn't even supposed to be that kinda nsfw fic.

It's one thing if the vibe is established and the tags are there and you know what you're getting into. But I lose my mind when it's a casual fluff or meant to be romantic and then all of a sudden, BAM THERE IT IS AGAIN.

It makes it so hard to read fics because it's like roulette, I swear I'm always suddenly hit with it and there goes my interest in trying again 🥲

To anyone who read this i admire your courage and akbwdbkawd im having a moment over here

(And hopefully everyone is having a snazzy day! 💚💚💚 my inbox is always open if you ever need to vent or need someone to talk to or want to join me yelling into the void)

Rant over,

Ghoul out

[annkama]

COD's system requirements for RAM — 8 GB

My computer — only 4 GB

I tried to install COD Cold War, but my computer did not meet the system requirements of the game 🥲 I was so upset that I wanted to cry. My friend bought me a COD World at War to support me. He said that since I couldn't see Perseus, I could see Reznov. I love my bestie❤

[ronzombie]

thinking about COD characters...

[ohmygraves]

let me share a bit of my self insert details for cod, since i figured out i can write smth while i think about how to continue the other wips i have

with callsign "rookie", a first generation immigrant. they're the youngest between all the 141, and was recommended by laswell. still, their rank is definitely under both soap and gaz. a non-binary person, though don't mind any pronouns.

here's a few sketches of them (i made it to my likeness because, y'know, "self" insert)

the change in haircut is intentional as it should reflect my continuously changing hairstyle since my hair is a dumbass who can't make up its mind in how it should present itself.

i made a "relationship chart" to explain the dynamics of rookie with the other members of 141

gaz ⇄ rookie

gaz and rookie i'd imagine to be some kind of the ride or die best friend, which unfortunately often happened because rookie has the worst kind of luck, but just good enough that they get out of danger somehow in the last second. the kind of best friend that you could understand being so close because you'd known eachother really well. it's probably the case of them being quite similar in age (rookie is still younger though), so he took pity of them at first and happily accompany them everywhere. he knows how anxious it can be to be around something so unfamiliar and scary, and he understands how it feels to be frustrated knowing that you can't save everyone (he hopes that rookie can be more mature but for now he'd gladly sigh at their naivety).

soap ⇄ rookie

maybe because i view soap to be slightly older than gaz i feel like soap and rookie are more like siblings? i feel like if soap became best friends with rookie, he'd be too much for the poor lad. soap as best friend is a good trope but he's a wild card that he could show up at your doorstep either with a bong or a shovel, and i'm not sure if rookie can handle all that. he's a good friend, sure, but one that gaz hope that won't influence rookie too much because what is he going to do with not one but two soap at the barracks?

that being said, i think that soap treats rookie like somewhat of a younger sibling that he gets to pick on from time to time, but in a nice way. like he'd wear their stuff that he found on the laundry, strutting a booty shorts (and killing it) while he makes some coffee for himself as rookie hunts his head for sports since all their clothes get stretched because of him. or the one that tells them that price likes spicy in his sandwich causing rookie to witness price choke on a sub slathered with hot sauce, getting them in trouble. he takes advantage of their naivety in a funny way and he teaches them weird things. definitely gets him in trouble with ghost though because of that.

price ⇄ rookie

now don't come at me for being so overrated, but i see price as a father figure. if activision don't want me to commit fatherless behavior, then they probably shouldn't make him so dad material in the first place. that being said, i like to think that when price sees rookie's files and do a small "interview" with the lad, he feels like he was responsible for a new teammate. like mama hen finding a kitten and taking care of it like a chick.

he understands that rookie is very, very new to everything, and that's saying it lightly. being the youngest of the group, an immigrant, not to mention very naive made him pity the newbie, which of course made him go "dad mode" and teach them things from time to time. he has definitely been called "dad" by accident a few times by rookie, but he didn't seem to mind. didn't seem to enjoy the fact that soap's influencing them to act up too at times.

ghost ⇄ rookie

now ghost is my favorite (obviously), so this might be long. in general, ghost didn't like how inexperienced rookie is. they're in 141, working as an sas soldier, and they're going to fumble on their guns like an idiot?

preposterous, why did laswell let them in the team?

it's not like he has any say in it, and unfortunately he had to mentor them and make sure they're doing a good job (read: babysitting, as he would say), and it didn't make him feel better about it. sometimes i want to see him just grab the poor newbie and just scream at their face like "what do you want!? i can't believe someone is this bloody fucking incompetent, you might as well be a sea cucumber!" like this man would not hesitate to insult the newbie to the point that they're crying.

and he should be. he's not going to put his life in the hands of some dumbass who can't shoot right half the time.

of course, it'll take a long, long time for him to acknowledge their skill, even getting a small "passable" from him is worth celebrating. literal years to be close to him, share the fact that they're both fatherless people who used to live in an abusive household and maybe he'll start to acknowledge them (anything that's beside work ofc). little affirmation that they've gotten this far somehow even after such horrible things happening to them.

i only ever pair rookie with ghost and soap (or both of them together as a throuple) romantically, gaz is more platonic and price is more fatherly.

i know this is a different post from what i normally would post but if you're all interested in getting to know rookie more, feel free to interact. my askbox are open for requests or something a bit more casual, don't be shy. i don't bite.