#dad jarvis

[irondad-defensesquad]

little tony likes building small gifts for jarvis, who keeps all of them.

then peter does the same thing for tony, who wonders if jarvis ever wanted to cry of joy when he got gifts too. he was a very collected man.

[unvexes]

maybe, after everything, you’ve been sitting there the whole time.

[emmedoesntdomath]

couple fun facts for you today- ajr’s new song, god is really real, is amazing and perfect and so so so tony coded when jarvis got sick. 

oh, look, there’s water coming out of my eyes. how did that happen?

[peblezq]

I blacked out for 20 minutes yesterday and wrote a fic about Tony Stark coming back into the MCU as a digital ghost AI

[idk-bruh-20]

Tony's Acronyms

Y'all writing fics: Tony sure loves his acronyms :)

Tony at some point, probably: You know who really loves acronyms? The U.S. Congress. At least my acronyms are Fun and Sexy.

[trans-marvel-fan]

Like Father

Like Son

“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area in there and that’s where you operate.”

[brw]

ultron talking about how hank rejected him or whatever is always so funny to me bc like. ultron within a second of being alive you tried to kill him, immediately hypnotised him, then went on to kidnap & try to murder jarvis and spent the rest of your life dedicated to trying to murder him and his friends. you literally caused this situation yourself.

[ravarui]

“ i am being perfectly fucking civil. ” @morzan

The unruly son Always Accepting @ithring

"Watch your fucking tone with me, boy!" Their little argument was already drawing the attention of several others, not that he cared about their opinion in the first place. If they knew what was good for them they best kept to themselves and their mouths shut.

His son however was a complete other matter. With his own mind for once not clouded by alcohol, he could already feel the headache forming. Morzan should have ignored the call for attendance, but the king had been adamant and he knew better than to refuse his old friend. Something about keeping up appearances, not that he had listened. It didn't interest him in the slightest.

"For once in your goddamn lifetime, behave! And don't cause me more headaches!"

[lindyloosims]

Jarvis will receive a visit from his dad, action star Rex Kincaid, just as he and Brodie are about to start flat hunting in San Myshuno, there is an ulterior motive for his visit though, as always. Rex and Jarvis’s mother, Cecelia “Cece” Watt, divorced when he was eight but since Rex had the money for fancy lawyers he got full custody of Jarvis. The reason that Jarvis uses his mother’s maiden name is so that he could get through high school and university without being harrassed for being a movie star’s son. Jarvis would often run away from Rex’s mansion to stay with Cece in the poor part of Del Sol Valley, all he ever wanted was to be with his mum, but his dad’s bodyguard and the nanny who looked after him on a daily basis would come for him eventually and he would have to go back to live with his dad. Jarvis sometimes wonders if Rex ever loved or wanted him, or if he was just another accessory to show off to the tabloids. Brodie is going to discover that his happy-go-lucky boyfriend has skeletons too!

[20-th-centurygirl]

disco 2000 what a tune

[irondad-defensesquad]

whenever tony had a bad dream, the first thing he would do was call for jarvis, who always came to the rescue. of course, this all changed after jarvis died. tony would wake up to an empty house and cry by himself.

not too long after, tony woke up after another bad dream, instinctively calling for his butler.

this time, jarvis answered.

it wasn't him in the flesh, though. but his voice... it was the only thing that could calm tony down.

[iamaboredpotatonugget]

Tony Stark and his bots Fic Recommendations

DUM-E and U are staples in Tony Stark's lab. They've been there almost since the beginning. They're family. They have a dad, a mom, a concerned uncle, and a brother. Their memory banks are full of moments that help them remember.

When Tony returns home from Afghanistan, the bots notice that something has changed...

They weren't people, but they were his and he could understand them.

And he hoped the bots somehow knew how much he cared for them in turn.

JARVIS is Mr. Stark's first AI. He is modeled after Edwin Jarvis, the man who became Tony Stark's father figure. He is loyal to Tony Stark and he always will be. He trusts Mr. Stark with his life, artificial or not.

Everything Tony has ever given life to has been perfect. Dum-E knows this, because Tony said so.

[mercyraph]

Okay time for Bad Dad rankings according to me (MCU) (it's just the avengers, Gotg, and black widow film.)

1. Alexei. (Dad guy of Natasha and Yelena)

-I don't think I have to explain this but I will anyway.

-This guy concsiously made the decision to put his very very young adoptive-ish daughters in the red room. You know, the one who trains kid assasins and then like inevitably kills them if they fail, pit them against each other? Yeah.

-also fuck you alexei that's human trafficking.

2. 0d*n

-like come on who the fuck steals a child and then makes them hate their existence??

-Bitch ass lying ass bitch.

-He had 3 chances I don't know how he managed to fuck that up

-"oh but look at thor, he's always happy, and he's good." First of all, Thor is only good because earthlings taught him better shit than 0d*n. Second of all, he's always happy, and you don't find it concerning at all??

-thor turned out to be the depressed kid who wants to fight every mild inconvenience.

3. Ego

-okay now, him, U don't personally know. But if you're going to use your kid, you could at least not kill their mom yk?? That was a dick move

4. Thanos

-Now I know what you might be thinking, "why isn't he the top 1, he tried to murder half the universe blah blah blah," I Don't Care. Thanos by far showed the most care for his children.

-did he turn them into assasins? Yes. Did he pit them against each other in order to strengthen them? Also yes. But you have to admit, he cared about eacb and every stray child he got (disregarding of course the possibility that he mind whammied loki and tortured him)

-like he has different beliefs than everyone else that made him a bad father, but essentially it didn't make him like love them less. He just kinda loved the balance of the universe more.

-also there's something with the way he talks that's so...placating(?). Like when Ebony didn't show up, it wasn't like anger that he failed, it was mostly disappointment. Like the kind you get when you feel like you failed someone because they failed? Also whenever he speaks to anyone he sounds so peaceful idk.

5. That guy with the rings???

-like man why you blaming your child???

-also abuse???

-also hating your kids especially girly with the bangs???

6. Howard mf Stark.

-now here's the thing. I genuinely believe that Howard was neglectful but he was in no way abusive.

-I believe that Mr. Jarvis would most definitely not stand for the abuse of anyone in the Stark Manor. As does Peggy Carter.

-But He is neglectful. Just the company, SHIELD, shmaptain shamerica, everything, he completely forgets to prioritize his family.

-but I also believe that he greatly values the Stark name. Not in the sense that, "behave, do not sully my household name." But like, "this is my household name that I built from the ground up. Now that you have become part of it, there is nothing you can do to tarnish it. Be free, be gay, do crimes"

-like obviously not treason but like if Tony was ever like has disabilities or something about his Sexuality or gender identity, he'd do absolutely everything so that no one has anything bad to say about it.

-Not to say he will accept it (it's honestly this or that) but he won't allow anyone disrespecting a Stark.

-I just get the vibe that even if he was not a good father, he will make the Stark name impossibly unreachable, untouchable, no matter the circumstances. Like he'd be too focused on that to be homophobic or transphobic.

-like let's say ftm!tony, and he walks in on him trying Howard's old suit which are like sized bigger than him. He'd probably forget that tony was afab and be like, "This is not going to work, we're going to the tailor. I can't have people seeing you dressed like you got that from a thrift shop." Or like, "Why are you so skinny? Do you even work-out, boy? Drop and give 50, now."

(Please know that this would be entirely different had he been abusing. He's be in 1st place)

Anyway. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

[tibby]

TIBBY… Pulp’s Cocaine Socialism, yes or no

yes <3

[zenatness]

The NaNo-writing has reached the point where I’ve caught up to parts I’ve already written in Untouchable. Parts that definitely need rewriting but... but I think this means that the worst part is over? That I can get to the fun stuff? Maybe?

I may also have procrastinated on writing that ugh part by drawing comics. So it’s not like I’ve been unproductive, but... you know... Still only at 15k and it’s day 8.

[fuckyoucanada]

Morgan Stark creates an AI that has her father’s voice.

Morgan Stark creates an AI that is a little more than meets the eye.