#dad rumplestiltskin

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

David has a fair fucking point 😂😂😂😂

I love henry. I just love him so much. Everything is just so pure for him.

Emma swan I doubt your mother would approve of you being a LIAR!

Okay but hiding it in a book with the Dewey decimal code is a good idea.

Poor belle, "Were we friends?" No babe, she wants your lover dead.

But when are you going to start being careful about using magic?? Or at least closing the door?!

A dream catcher, again, another memory thing? Like with pongo?

You're in for it emma if rumplestiltskin can tell you're lying.

Well shit.

He went all misery on himself.

Not before he had another rage room moment. They NEED to invest those for Storybrooke.

Also forgot proper appreciation for his outfit. very nice.

Rumplestiltskin is going a little fucking feral here and NOT in a good way. On one hand, can't blame him. He's inches from finding bae. But on the other belle would NOT approve.

His fucking face when he sees bae is BREAKING ME.

He's so fuxking happy about his son.

But fuuuuuuck.

Here comes nasty milah.

It was for bae milah! Not because he was afraid of dying he was afraid to leave bae without a father.

Which he ended up doing anyway technically but potato tomato.

[bluekidchaos]

you know what, they shouldn't have given rumple a second son with belle, i think having a daughter would fix rumple tbh (or possible make him even worse)

[pathologicalquitter]

but daddy i love him is belle french’s song and i will duel anyone who disagree to the death 😌😌

every single word is just her, her, her, them, them

[saptaincwan]

i need a 4 hour long video essay on ouat but done by someone who actually likes the show

[allthebestnamesweretaken]

I am the cause of my own pain because I’ve deluded myself into thinking Pan loved Rumple, he just loved being young and responsibility free more, when in reality he didn’t care at all (he literally says he never loved him). Every time I’m reminded of that a piece of me breaks

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Peter Pan: A one handed pirate with a drinking problem? I'm no grown up, but I'm pretty sure that's less than appealing.

Killian: Really? Because your daughter in law certainly thought otherwise 😏

[marchdadness]

these are dads from once upon a time! vote for your favorite, or the one you think is the best, or the hottest, or whatever! the winner will be entered into a poll tournament with 63 other fictional dads.

[martianbugsbunny]

Saw a post t’other day that was like “Wonder what it would’ve been like if Neal had been around for the fight between Emma and Gideon” and as much as I like him, I just know Neal would’ve taken one look at Gideon and decided there was too much of Rumple in him and he probably would’ve been even more reluctant than Emma to believe he wasn’t evil. Neal would’ve been too obsessed with making sure Emma and Henry didn’t become collateral damage in what I’m sure he would view as Rumple’s mess to spare a kind thought for his enslaved brother.

[hannahhook7744]

Happy Father's Day

To all the Fathers and father figures out there!

[gorgeousgreymatter-x]

i decided to rewatch once upon a time because i think i stopped watching around season 3 when my health tanked in 2012 and i don't remember mr gold being such a dilf

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

This had me legitimately crying like OH MY GOD between rumple giving one last love confession to belle and then he and bae?

I don't know which part had me crying more.

Bae being heartbroken about losing his papa even though he was still mad. That was an awesome line because usually it's like "I'm sorry" "it's okay" but begrudgingly.

This was genuine with bae's emotions. And rumples.

Great let's add cora to the Heartbreakers club.

Bitch.

"I'll take your baby"

"You only get your own child and any child I have Wong be yours."

Okay but that makes me think that not only did they totally fuck, but that regina could be rumple's. Because I can see cora using rumple's own double speak to trick him.

God I hope him nd regina don't start Mackin on one another later. This show has enough mommy and daddy issues.

Okay this is a sad scene and all, but rumple and his sluttly little elbow garter?

Next episode!

Who the fuck is the kid and the dad? Who else has present parents in fairy tales? Most of em die off or are already dead.

I love how devilishly happy regina is.

"And that's how I met your mother."

Henry is a perceptive kid, how perceptive are 11 year Olds?

[vasfasan]

me when my dad tries to push me into IT and away from Film Prod:

[smallhatlogan]

← Guy who is consistently shocked when writing is bad but keeps consuming stuff that is mainly concerned with being entertaining 

[holmespsychoaddict]

Why am I not surprised that any OUAT fan I come across is a raging Zionist?

All the evidence in the world, literally spoon-fed to them, and they still choose to believe lies- hell, the worst, dumbest lies known to mankind.

[thepunkmuppet]

rumplestiltskin really is the most character to ever character

he’s the dark one he’s just some guy he’s a dad (who abandoned his son in the pursuit of power) he’s a wifeguy (who murdered his first wife in cold blood) he carefully plots out every tiny detail of his plans and yet his motivations and opinions change three times an hour he’s a deranged murderous monster he’s a pathetic wet cat he’s a silly little guy he’s a mischievous imp he’s the most powerful magical being alive he’s a grandad he’s a massive cunt his dad is psychotic emo peter pan he’s in neck-deep denial about everything he’s ever done he giggles like a little schoolgirl after committing bloody atrocities and manipulating people to his will he can see the future he’s like three hundred years old he owns an entire town and runs a little aesthetic antique shop of gizmos there he beats all his problems with a stick he hinges his entire moral compass on one australian book nerd that he kept hostage as a slave for a while he looks like a shiny sweaty lizard in one world and a dilf in the next he’s literally everything to me

[allthebestnamesweretaken]

The Peter Pan is really Rumplestiltskin’s dad reveal changed my life and I think about it every 2-3 business days