#dark!valkyrie

[mariajoseignacia666]

[writerslittlelibrary]

Mob!Natasha x daughter!reader headcannons

masterlist

a/n: I figured writing some headcanons was a bit less pressuring, and I enjoyed this so much! I’ll definitely be writing more headcanons in the future :)

You do not have my permission to repost, copy or translate my work

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Mob!Natasha who found you when you were just a baby. She heard crying coming out of the closet after she had just killed her target. Turns out, he had already found his next victim, you. Luckily, Natasha was just in time to save you from that horrible life and raised you herself

Mob!Natasha who raised you in the safety of her Russian home. Protected, hidden, and far away from the dangers of the world

Mob!Natasha who only allowed Melina, Alexei, and Yelena to see and know about you the first 5 years of your life

Mob!Natasha who started training you for active combat the moment you could stand, wanting you to be able to protect yourself, should you ever end up being mixed into one of her ‘jobs’

Mob!Natasha who loves you more than anything in the world, getting you whatever you want whenever you want it, yet still making sure you’re not becoming a spoiled brat

Mob!Natasha who puts her trusted bodyguard, Bucky Barnes, on any and every outing you go on. You leave the house for a walk? You better count on the fact that Bucky is coming. You want to go shopping? Don’t worry, Bucky will simply come to help you carry your bags. You want to have dinner with someone? Bucky will simply sit a few tables away from you, giving you privacy yet keeping a close eye on you

Mob!Natasha who is terrified when your existence becomes known after you and her are spotted going for a little shopping trip. She will upgrade her security everywhere, putting multiple bodyguards by your side every time you leave the house. Of course, she still trusts that Bucky is the best at keeping you safe, but just to be sure, you get a few more of her men

Mob!Natasha who sometimes allows you to sit in on her meetings, letting you sit next to her, or on the ground, whichever you prefer. It’s not like any of the people she is meeting with can say anything. That is if they want to keep their lives of course. Sometimes, if you forgot to bring something she will slide you her notepad for you to doodle on, or she’ll just stop the entire meeting and order one of her men to fetch you whatever you wish. She gets to decided how her meetings go, of course

Mob!Natasha who knows you adore her henchwomen more than anything. Your personal favourite is Natasha’s assistant, Maria. You know her and your mom have some more going on. You are not blind to the lingering touches and the sneaky looks they send each other. Of course, you are a big fan of Carol. She is just so cool and nice to you, even though she can kill someone with basically a glare. To you, she is the sweetest human on the planet

Mob!Natasha who knows you adore your aunt Yelena more than anyone on the planet. Because of that, she makes sure Yelena gets the opportunity to visit more than enough. Everytime Natasha has to leave for a slightly bigger ‘job’ she simply calls Yelena to keep you company. Natasha knows you don’t need a babysitter anymore, but she likes the idea of you not having to be lonely. Besides, it is much safer for you to be accompanied by your aunt Yelena

Mob!Natasha who knows how much you adore playing board and cards games, so she told her people to never deny you a game, were you to ask. Luckily, you mostly gravitate towards Carol and her girlfriend Valkyrie, and who were they to deny you a game? They loved your company, and they loved playing your card games with you

Mob!Natasha who, when you start dating someone, runs thousands of background checks, does hundreds of checkups throughout the day, and makes sure to give whoever you decided to date a little talk, letting them know exactly what’s waiting for them were they ever to hurt you

Mob!Natasha who had the best private tutors coming to your home to teach you everything you needed to know, giving you the highest level of eduction you’d ever need

Mob!Natasha who knows that you are financially set for life, but who still allows you to go to college if you would ever want to. Of course it would be an expensive, high security private school, but still

Mob!Natasha who takes you on the multiple holiday trips during the year. You want to go to Spain? Pack your bag because Natasha will have planned a trip next week. Obviously you both will simply take her private jet, but she needs a week to book some fancy holiday home for you two to stay at

Mob!Natasha who, despite her fortune, often books small, low budget holiday trips. Everyone knows those small holiday homes are the best and the cosiest. What kind of mother would Natasha be if she didn’t give you that experience?

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[invisible-pink-toast]

[madcat-world]

Valkyrie (1 of 5) - Artem Demura

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: What Happened! Are you guys alright!?!?

Ren: ... No ... We coulsn't stop her ...

Ruby: Couldn't stop who?

Jaune: Nora ... She got into the Five hour energies ... She downed Five of them ...

Ruby: Where is she?

Ozcar *Thousand yard stare* The 25th hour of the day ...

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Nora: GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS YOU FUCKERS!

G.o.L: OW! FUCK OFF YOU DEMON!

G.o.D: *On a 'scroll'* HELP US!

Blacksmith: You did this to yourselves. Take Care of it Yourselves, or come visit. I cannot go to you.

[quirky-vg]

From: The PlayStation Original Year 2001 Calendar

[howlingday]

Brother of Light: You've done it. You have saved all of Remnant.

Brother of Darkness: We shall bestow upon you one wish. Just one wish.

Brothers: MAKE IT COUNT.

Ruby: Well, after everything we've been through, there's really only one thing we can wish for!

Nora: (Drops in) WOOHOO! Man, that was so awesome! I wish we could do this all over again!

RWBYJORBB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ravenkult]

https://www.instagram.com/ravenkult/

[rodanhoax]

Jaune: I'm the Hunts-Man, you lunatic. Anyway, you guys got any 'shrooms?

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Bystander: Are you... An angel!?

Jaune: Yeah, sure, whatever... You got any ketamine?

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Jaune: I know you're here, Roman, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?

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Grunt #1: Be careful, man. I hear Hunts-Man attacks with all sorts of random bullshit.

Grunt #2: Please. I got him dead to rights. Now to-

Jaune: *Throws something* Random bullshit GO!!!

Grunt #1: Damn you Hunts-Man!

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Jaune: I am the god of light. Hand over your wallet and your ketamine or Remnant is doomed.

Marrow: Fuck off, Hunts-Man. I'm not falling for that one again.

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Jaune: ... Why do I hear Eminem all of a sudden?

Hound: *Looming over him*

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Clover: Someone's hacking the system, but who? Hunts-Man!

Jaune: Where's my goddamn money!?

Harriet: No-one here owes you money, you drunk, crazy asshole. Roman isn't even on the Ace-Ops, so stop calling here.

Jaune: Wait... Roman isn't an Ace-Op?

Jaune: That lying fuck.

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Jaune: You know who I really want to fight? Junior.

Elm: Wait, the asparagus from VeggieTales? Or the crime lord?

Jaune: ... Yes.

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Jaune: Honestly? At this point, I don't even remember why Roman owes me money. But a guy's got to live by a code, you know?

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Vine: It's over, Hunts-Man! I have the high ground!

Jaune: Impossible. Do you even know how many drugs I'm on right now?

Vine: That's not what I-

Jaune: Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!

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Nora: Dammit, Jauney, let someone else have a turn for once!

Jaune: No! Ren is my homie... Only I get to give him a goodnight kiss!

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Jaune: Using my Marine Corps training, I can turn ANYTHING into a weapon! Even this rifle!

Watts: Uh, isn't a rifle already a weapon?

Jaune: *Snaps rifle in half and smacks him across the face* Semper Fi, bitch!

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Jaune: God of Darkness, you fucking nerd! Where's my... Uhhh what are you doing?

G.o.D: Don't let her get me. I didn't mean to look at those lewd hieroglyphics! Forget if gods can bleed. Can a god simp?!

Jaune: What the fuck are you talki-

G.o.D: *Grabs him* I was horny, Jaune Arc. And now, Salem is going to quantum bonk me!

Jaune: Who is going to what now??

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Roman: *Half dead inside of grimm* What? It's impossible. It can't be... A way out! And... the Hunts-Man!?

Jaune: That's right, bitch! Now where's my goddamn money? Don't make me come down there and waterboard you, shitheel.

[star-xxx1]

Anyways, enjoy these random pictures for my photos

[ijuststareatstuffhereok89]

**MASTERLIST**

Title board by the fantabulous @mochie85!

After an accident reveals your secret ability to kill with a single touch, S.H.I.E.L.D. tracks you down, turning you over to Nick Fury to be locked away. Immediately considered a Level One Threat, not a single one of the Avengers will listen to your pleas, until Loki, your least likely advocate, strikes a deal: he will take you away to New Asgard for one year to mentor you in the ways of magic, both dark and light. If you can pass a test at the end of said year, you win your freedom. If not, you may be deemed too dangerous to live.

With your life in the hands of the God of Mischief, you are forced to confront the mysterious pull of your morbid gift...as well as the even more mysterious pull you begin to feel towards your mentor, a being with his own demons to confront.

Pairing: Soft!Dom!Loki x F!Reader

Content Warnings: smut, extensive mentions of death, euthanasia, and death-related philosophy, some dark content (though the characters won't be), exile, moodiness, smut, kinks of various flavors (look for specific chapter warnings), trauma and mental illness, reader is a captive, reader has a body count

Based on THIS ONE SHOT

Prologue: Last Christmas Lesson One Lesson Two Lesson Three Lesson Four Lesson Five Lesson Six Lesson Seven Lesson Eight Lesson Nine Lesson Ten Lesson Eleven Lesson Twelve Lesson Thirteen Lesson Fourteen Lesson Fifteen Lesson Sixteen Lesson Seventeen Lesson Eighteen Lesson Nineteen Lesson Twenty The Final Test Epilogue: Next Christmas

@kats72 @violethaze @cheekyscamp @javagirl328 @yelkmelk @mischief2sarawr @buttercupcookies-blog @lokidokieokie @fictive-sl0th @jaidenhawke @caothicshit @holdmytesseract @anukulee @joyful-enchantress @simplyholl @meowmeow-motherfucker @huntress-artemiss @lokisgoodgirl

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[ustalochka]

[imperfectbloodmoon]

hades is back at it again... But as a yandere!

I don't know if I should be worried or not...

[an-idyllic-novelist]

Masterlist

Hey guys, welcome to my fluffy blog! You might have seen my yandere literature blog, @forbidden-sunlight! I hope you will enjoy your time here with a cup of tea and your favorite treat!

If you would like to read my yandere content, I will leave the link to it here.

Chainsaw Man

Morning glory [aki hayakawa x gn!reader]

The Sunless Sands [aki hayakawa x fem!reader]

Record of Ragnarok

A Brilliant Color from A Voiceless Volundr [jack the ripper x nezuko!reader]

Buddha headcanons with Yoriichi Tsugikuni!fem!reader

Buddha with Lady Tamayo!reader [request]

Ares with Haganezuka!fem!reader [request]

Qin Shi Huang headcanons with Yoriichi Tsugikuni!fem!reader

Buddha headcanons with Muichiro!fem!reader

Jack the Ripper platonic headcanons with Muichiro!fem!reader

Hades with Kanae Kocho!reader [request]

Chen Gong headcanons with fem!Tanjiro reader

Sasaki Kojiro with Mitsuri!reader [request]

Raiden Taeemon with Mitsuri!reader [100+ follower milestone special]

Hades with gender-neutral!Muichiro!reader headcanons

Rudra headcanons with Tanjiro!fem!reader

Giyuu!fem!reader headcanons with Leonidas and Buddha

Buddha with fem!giyuu!reader scenario

Anubis with fem!giyuu!reader scenario

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint

Kim Dokja headcanons with a fem!reader who is a writer

Kimetsu no Yaiba aka Demon Slayer

Hotaru Haganezuka headcanons with Chise!reader

part one

part two

part three

Bastard!! Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy!

Dark Schneider with Shinobu!reader headcanons

part one

part two

Dark Schneider with Shinobu!reader scenario

The Amazing Digital Circus

Jax and tired!fem!reader scenario

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime

Rimuru Tempest with fem!Tanjiro!reader headcanons

Hazbin Hotel

Husk with gender-neutral!reader headcanons

Alastor with gender-neutral!reader Christmas scenario

Platonic Angel Dust with Violet Evergarden!reader fluff scenario

Lucifer Morningstar with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario

Husk with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario

Lucifer Morningstar with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario in honor of Valentine’s Day

Alastor with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario: daily routine

Helluva Boss

Stolas Goetia with sinner!reader scenario

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bruce: ….We’re lost aren’t we.

Thor: We’re not lost! We’re just…. temporarily displaced.

Credit to @write-it-motherfuckers

Plus my addition:

Loki & Valkyrie at the same time: We're lost.

[freshfreshsalad]

I decided to give the Bone Fist a try this run and I'm amazed by how cool it is! I knew about the hadouken and dropkick, but what really excites me is that most of the moveset still works with just one hand, so you can mix in combos with your left hand weapon as well!