#dealer!james potter

[inkdrinkerworld]

hi fawn, how are you? hope you had fun on your picnic yesterday. i was wondering if you could do dealer!james helping reader get high for the first time.

im okay angel!! i did have fun, and i apologise for how late this is!!

jammes' hands are twice the size of yours, so the blunt looks a bit comical in his grasp.

it's jarring, how a man so big and beefy could move so seamlessly and with so much poise.

"are you sure you wanna?" you'd never smoked before, but the way james looked while he did it make it look very appealing. that and you'd had a strange itch for the drug you'd never taken before.

"yeah jamie, m'sure." james nods and puts the blunt between his lips and you can't help but become bewitched, there's something insanely attractive about watching him flick his lighter on the paper till it lights.

the hollow of his cheeks is no better. still, james inhales slowly and out of what you assume is habit, he leans his head back and blows the smoke to the opposite side of you.

"don't pull in too hard or you'll choke," you listen to every instruction like its the gospel and james wants to crack a smile at how endearing he finds it- and he would if his brain wasn't addled by the image of you holding the blunt between two fingers like a pro.

he watches you take a slow, long inhale before pulling the blunt away from your lips. "hold it for a little," he says, more than a little transfixed by you. "now let it out,"

you only cough a little but you can feel the effects already.

"good job, angel," he praises and you give him a small smile. you trade the blunt until it's almost done and james stubs it out when you can't stop giggling.

"what if i get hungry jamie?" you ask dazedly, crawling into his lap. it doesn't seem that weird to do now that you're a little buzzed. james is hyperaware of you though, and he can't believe that a couple hits made you that much more affectionate.

"we'll go to the shops for whatever you want, angel," you shock him by stamping a kiss to his cheek.

"you're the best james."

[sunflowerxthoughts]

Dealer James who is too high to quit in the middle of sex... And ends up 'accidentally' peeing inside his girlfriend

You are just speechless. Because wbhy did you enjoy this? And hou two are so far gone and James has this dopey smile on his face and the fact that you didn’t say anything it’s enough to make him cum.

You have discussed this before but never actually gone further than bladder control so it feels new. Different. But not in an unpleasant way.

“Jamie?”

“Yeah?”

“Did you just-“

“Cum? Yeah baby.”

“No, no. The other things.”

“Sorry baby, it’s just- the weed was so good and you were so tight and I couldn’t help it.”

“I think I enjoyed it. A lot actually.”

“Naughty girl.” He has started kissing your neck again and it’s James so of course he is hard again so soon. Just before he gets to your tits he has an idea.” Let’s not change the sheets yet.”

“Huh?”

“I have an idea, wait here.”

Of course James has you drinking a whole bottle of water while he fingers you, cause he is ready to start experimenting with you soon.

[star-writes-sometimes]

masterlist

marauders ♡

✦ - means part of the dealer!rem and baker!reader verse

remus lupin ☆

look after each other - ✦ idiots in love, fluff

stupid - ✦ idiots in love, fluff

green butter - ✦ idiots in love, fluff

james potter ☆

james potter smutty imagine - just smut. soft self indulgent smut.

bullet train

tangerine fics ☆

blue christmas - fem!reader, angst to fluff, established relationship, dad!tan and mum!r

insomnia, tea and clockwork oranges - gn!reader, fluff, pining, falling asleep together

bullying and cuddles - fem!reader, fluff, pining, falling asleep together, almost the exact same fic as insomnia tea and clockwork oranges because its my favourite trope

white death fics ☆

safe with you - fem!reader, hurt comfort, established relationship

[flufallo]

I saw this incorrect marauders quote on pintrest, so here's another one of my weird drawings I did late at night (but it's coloured 🙀)

[regulus-books]

bodyguard jamie next oneshot!!! I miss you all sm oml, so I'm blessing you with buff!bodyguard!angry!scared!james. heres a little preview<333

[whorediaries-09]

kinkotober masterlist

serving my whores with kinkotber. check out rules and regulations here.

i think you make me a maniac kink- angry sex (number 30 on the event chart) prompt- 'you want gentle? wrong fucking address.' (number 28 on the event chart) request by anon. sirius black x reader.

take another drag; kink- choking (number 12 on the event chart) prompt- n/a dealer!sirius black x reader

keep your body open, kink- breeding (number 6 on the event chart) prompt- 'let me cum in you. please, let me fuck my babies in you.' (number 7 on the event chart) request by anon. harry potter x reader

art deco kink- edging (number 5 on the event chart) prompt- 'keep your hands where they are. or do i need to tie them up?' (number 16 on the event chart) request by anon. sirius black x reader

slow down; kink- overstimulation (number 4 on the event chart) prompt - 'sorry what was that? i can't hear you over all the noises your pretty mouth is making.' (number 8 on the event chart) request by @eternallybipanicking rockstar!sirius black x reader.

too many nights; kink- toys (number 16 on the event chart) prompt- ' love it when you act all controlling like that knowing damn well I can leave you shaking under me.' (number 17 on the event chart) request by anon. james potter x reader.

the hills; kink- phone sex (number 32 on the event chart) prompt- use your words (number 12 on the event chart) request by anon. rockstar!sirius black x reader.

mount everest; kink- knifeplay (number 11 on the event chart) prompt- n/a dark!sirius black x reader

new romantics; kink- praise (number 8 on the event chart) prompt- 'you're so fucking hot.' (number 25 on the event chart) remus lupin x reader

oxytocin (series) prologue chapter one; wanna see what you can take chapter two; if you find it hard to swallow, i can loosen up your collar kinks- dubcon, bondage, corruption kink, breeding, oral, degradation. prompts- dark themes, religious imagery. (a few kinks and prompts haven't been listed on the event chart.) dark!sirius black x virgin!reader

love's full of fire kink- dacryphilia (number 3 on the event chart) prompt- n/a sirius black x reader

fall from grace; kink- voyeurism (number 2 on the event chart) prompt- n/a groupie!sirius black x rockstar!reader

[prettybabybaby]

¡ a lot of my work is some variation of dark !

remus (belle’s version)

one-shots !

watching.

sweetheart

sick

sweet cherry

cherries & cream

record store (featuring... james potter !)

i don't like full moons without you

blurbs !

tutor!remus

dealer!remus + guns

stepbrother!remus teaches you a new game

private lessons with professor!remus

mean!remus punishes you

grumpy!remus reassuring you

remus + eager!crybaby!reader

toxic!bassist!remus helps you get back at sirius (featuring… sirius black !)

remus + fucking you outside of church

dark!toxic!remus + fucking your pussy lips as punishment

remus + jerking off to a photo of you

obsessed!roommate!remus

remus forcing you to fuck sirius after you call him pretty (featuring… sirius black !)

stalker!remus

fucking remus at a party

dark!stepbrother!remus

poly!mafia!marauders (featuring… sirius black & james potter !)

dark!perv!remus

dark!stepbrother!remus after you get back from university

mean!boyfriend!remus

stepbrother!remus teaching you how to kiss

priest!remus

getting off with remus' hand while high

remus + shy!reader

sucking off best friend!remus

¡ marauders masterlist !

¡ navigation !

[bitchyycapricorn]

🎃Ali’s Kinktober 23’ Masterlist🎃

Masterlist

Kinktober Info!

Character’s and kinks can repeat!

Art Dealer: @spooky-ghost0o0 (follow this spooky boi his art is so cute!)

AN: Unfortunately I am no longer active on this account and won’t be completing the prompts <\3 I am so sorry to anyone waiting, I appreciate all your support and love you all so very much <3

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Kinkshot 1: Peter Parker + Praise

Kinkshot 2: Sub!TASM Peter Parker + Overstimulation

Kinkshot 3: Harry Potter + Soft!Dom

Kinkshot 4: Theodore Nott + Ice Play

Kinkshot 5: Mattheo Riddle + degrading & Slapping

Kinkshot 6: Theodore Nott + Praise

Kinkshot 7: Tobey!Peter Parker + Bodyworship & Overstim

Kinkshot 8: Mattheo Riddle + Breath play

Kinkshot 9: Professor!Remus + NonCon & Age gap

Kinkshot 10: Sirius Black + Lingerie

Kinkshot 11: Narcissa Malfoy + Surprise Kink(s)

Kinkshot 12: Theodore Nott & Mattheo Riddle + Heavy Degradation & Dumbifcation & Dubcon

Kinkshot 13: Remus Lupin + Bondage & Praise

Kinkshot 14: Draco Malfoy + somnophilia & praise

Kinkshot 15: Mattheo Riddle + Bodyworship & Public Sex

Kinkshot 16: Theodore Nott + somnophilia

Kinkshot 17: Remus Lupin + Praise & Mirror

Kinkshot 18: Draco Malfoy + Dumbification & Degradation

Kinkshot 19: Theodore Nott + Mutual Masterbation

Kinkshot 20: James Potter + Innocence

Kinkshot 21: Tom Riddle + Choking

Kinkshot 22: Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy + threesome

Kinkshot 23: Mattheo Riddle + dubcon & public sex

Kinkshot 24: Draco Malfoy + Sub/soft!dom & public sex

Kinkshot 25: Tom Riddle + breeding

[ddejavvu]

ok i love dealer remus but i am jamie’s girl all the way so what about reader being dealer!james’ fave customer and he always takes extra care w them and goes above and beyond for them🫶🏼

(ps i absolutely adore everything you write and i hope you are having a wonderful day/night and you deserve the world)

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

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"That's a lot of weed." You raise your eyebrows, glancing down at the canvas tote bag that James brings to the door.

He laughs, long and deep in his chest, "No, lovely, 's not all weed. It's in there, 'promise. I just had some other stuff I was looking to pawn."

Digging in the bag rewards you with a glittery pink lighter, something you guarantee James didn't just have on hand, and a tupperware of blueberry muffins.

"I didn't order these," You eye him cautiously, "You oversaturate them, Potter, they're too strong."

"No! No, they're not- uh, they're not edibles," He runs a hand through his curls, "They're just muffins."

"You just had 9 muffins lying around?" You cock your hip out, and James's eyes follow your shift in movement.

"Christ, can't a man have muffins in his own home without getting interrogated?" He huffs, "If you're an undercover cop, tell me now, so I can take back the weed."

"James," You glance down at the final item in the bag, "Why is your sweater in here?"

"'Cause it's yours," He leans against the doorframe, "Remember? You left it at my place last movie night."

"This isn't mine," You laugh, you lent it to me so I gave it back."

"Yeah, but I told you to keep it," He pushes your hand away where you're trying to hand it back to him, "Just- promise me you'll wear it when you smoke?"

Your brows furrow, "Why?"

Because James wants you to associate his smell with the feeling of being high. He wants to trigger that weightless, blissful feeling of weed whenever he brushes up against your side, or tilts his freshly-shampooed head towards you with a bounce of his curls. He supposes he's conditioning you into loving him, because he's not sure it'll naturally occur.

"No reason," He cocks his head to the side, sending you a sweet grin, "Enjoy the muffins, darling."

[inkdrinkerworld]

imagine dealer!remus letting you cock warm him, while he smokes with his friends

18+ ONLY, MDNI, cw: cockwarming, overstimulated reader,

all day you'd been on edge, like the earth had dipped a little too far right and made you unsure of what you were meant to do.

remus had noticed and promised that the second he could, he would make it better, but then sirius and james came over and they lit one blunt that quickly became three and your overstimulation just got worse.

what made it even harder to just sit still, was the fact that remus was in an all grey tracksuit and was manspreading.

"remmy," you paw at his lap while sirius and james are occupied with rolling up another blunt.

"yeah bunny?" his hand cradles your face, trying to catch your gaze that doesn't lift from his lap.

"wanna sit there." you mumble and remus sighs, "please?" you add, eyes wide as you finally look up at him.

"bun," he stops himself from saying anymore when he takes note of your glassy eyes and how detached they look. "okay, but y'have to sit still."

you nod rapidly, licking your lips as remus shuffles his pants down.

"moony, what the fuck?" sirius gasps and remus rolls his eyes.

"she wants to be close, pads. what am i gonna do? tell 'er no?"

remus strokes his cock to get at least semi hard before reaching for your skirt and lifting you to his lap.

"thanks remmy," you gasp as he helps you sink onto his cock, kissing his neck as your arms lock around his neck.

"welcome bun, relax for me yeah?" you nod, remus' hand brushing the backs of your thighs as he feels you go a little slack in his lap.

"s'like your cock is a fucking magic wand." james mutters and remus chuckles, jolting you a little.

"wouldn't you like to know, potter."

[sunflowerxthoughts]

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[coldblooded-angel]

Saltburn Potter AU (but fuck JK for ruining this for us)

Oliver (muggle born) is the newest student at Hogwarts. A transferee from Erehnoll (school of magic located in northwestern Ireland)

Previously: House of Spaniel (yellow, brown, beige) known for powerful, stealthy, and rebellious wizards

Currently: Slytherin House

A little sad he’s no longer wearing his prev house colors until he meets Felix, a hufflepuff who wears his yellows proudly like the sun.

Felix (pureblood) comes from a long line of hufflepuffs (Sir James) and slytherins (Elspeth).

Hufflepuffs are known underground partiers. They have access to dealers that sneak contraband into the school. Extremely popular and very friendly, everyone wants in on their secret common room parties.

Venetia and Farleigh are slytherins.

Farleigh is half-Veela and never wears his house colors cuz he says they clash w his closet and hangs out in every common room so much that no one really knows which house he is

Felix reaches out to Oliver because he feels bad that he keeps getting bullied (he’s guilty that he can’t stop Farleigh) ((Oliver is very good at looking very pitiful))

They become close enough that Oliver confesses that his family was killed in a werewolf attack (lie) and he was raised in an orphanage until he could go to school (lie)

Truth: Oliver was attacked in his first year by a werewolf and lived. Now he hides away every full moon so no one knows what he is. His family is very much alive but not in communication in with him (he cut them off)

Oliver tries to win over Venetia and Farleigh by impressing them with his own magic (more powerful for their year) and his ability to get them drunk using potions (so they never get caught by the teachers w alcohol)

Felix starts getting demanding over Oliver’s time, starts asking where he goes thatvhe won’t say, starts believing Farleigh when he says Oliver was doing shit behind his back

Felix follows Oliver one night, doubting his excuse of late night studying until he finds himself in a secluded part of the school that no student is allowed to go. And it’s the full moon.

Definitely gonna add this to the GROWING pile of AUs. I’d love to hear your thoughts !! Thank you @lemmejustpulloutmylightsaber for feeding me worms 🪱🪱

My inbox/dms are always open for anyone who wants to share the brainrot with me !!!

[love-fictional-ppl]

*=smut, !=angst,#=fluff, (16+)= not exactly smut but not appropriate for under 16

Golden Trio Era

[Harry Potter]

[Ron Weasley]

[Hermione Granger]

[Fred Weasley]

[Blurbs]

*Dealer!Fred who gives you weed in exchange for pussy ft. George

[George Weasley]

[Blurbs]

*Dealer!George who gives you weed in exchange for pussy ft. Fred

[Bill Weasley]

[Charlie Weasley]

[Neville Longbottom]

[Luna Lovegood]

[Seamus Finnigan]

[Oliver Wood]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Blaise Zabini]

[Theodore Nott]

Marauders Era

[James Potter]

[Blurbs]

*Boobjob w/ Subby!james

[Headcanons]

*#bf!james

[Sirius Black]

[Blurbs]

#Bf!Sirius

[Remus Lupin]

[Frank Longbottom]

[Lily Evans]

[Dorcas Meadowes]

[Marlene McKinnon]

[Alice Fortescue]

[Mary Macdonald]

[Severus Snape]

[Regulus Black]

[Barty Crouch Jr.]

[Evan Rosier]

[jamesunderwater]

Lyrics Ask Game: Marauders Era Edition

01: Lyrics from the first song that ever made you think of a Marauders Era character 02: Lyrics from the most recent song that made you think of a Marauders Era character 03: Pick lyrics from your current favorite song and relate them to something Marauders Era  04: Pick lyrics from one of your favorite songs as a kid and relate them to something Marauders Era 05: Pick lyrics from one of your favorite songs as a teenager and relate them to something Marauders Era 06: Lyrics that make you want to throw yourself on the floor over these characters 07: Lyrics that makes you cry about one of the characters without fail 08: Lyrics that make you FERAL about your favorite character 09: Your favorite lyrics that you associate with your favorite character: happy 10: Your favorite lyrics that you associate with your favorite character: depressing 11: Your favorite lyrics that you associate with your favorite character: hopeful 12: Your favorite lyrics that you associate with your favorite character: in love 13: Lyrics you think perfectly describe the friendship between the Marauders (mwpp) 14: Lyrics you think perfectly describe James Potter  15: Lyrics you think perfectly describe Sirius Black 16: Lyrics you think perfectly describe Lily Evans 17: Lyrics you think perfectly describe Remus Lupin 18: Lyrics you think perfectly describe Regulus Black 19: Lyrics you think perfectly describe [insert character here] 20: Lyrics from a song you think MWPP would perform if they were a band (+ tell us what their performance would be like) 21: Lyrics from a song you think the Marauders Era girlies would perform if they were an all-girl band (+ tell us what their performance would be like) 22: Lyrics from a song you think your favorite character would choose to sing for karaoke while drunk (+ tell us what their performance would be like) 23: Lyrics from a song you think James Potter would learn to play on guitar to impress someone 24: Lyrics from a song you think Remus Lupin would listen to while laying on the floor staring at the ceiling for hours 25: Lyrics from a song you think Sirius Black would have played too loud just to piss off his parents 26: Lyrics from a song you think Lily Evans would listen to with headphones so no one can tell what she’s really feeling 27: Lyrics from a song you think [insert character of choosing here] would [insert whatever situation you think applies here] 28: The perfect lyrics for your OTP 29: Lyrics that make you weap over your OTP 30: Lyrics that make you FERAL about your OTP 31: Lyrics from a song you think your OTP would play at their wedding 32: The perfect lyrics for your brOTP 33: Lyrics that make you weap over your brOTP 34: Lyrics that make you FERAL about your brOTP 35: Lyrics that make you think of The Marauders even though it probably doesn’t make sense to anyone but you 36: Lyrics for when they’re all still young and feeling alive 37: Lyrics for the start of the First Wizarding War 38: Lyrics for when all their friends start dying 39: Lyrics for James and Lily’s death 40: Lyrics for Sirius and Remus’ betrayal / believing the other to be the spy 41: Lyrics for Sirius when he finds out James and Lily died 42: Lyrics for Remus when all of his friends are gone 43: Lyrics for [insert whatever canon scenario you want here] 44: Lyrics for [insert ship here] that give the vibe (choose one or more and give lyrics for each): pining, pathetic, depressing, mourning, deep bonds, friendship, love, joy, happily ever after, angst, nostalgia 45: Lyrics you want to share about whatever Marauders thing YOU want to talk about 46: Dealer’s choice: asker picks the question

Feel free to reblog and add questions of your own!

[reid-supremacist]

Harry Potter Characters Who I Think Smoke 🍃:

- Fred and George, they definitely smoke in their dorm at night with Lee, also the schools biggest dealers.

-Hermione, she smokes it when she gets stressed over exams.

-Harry, sometimes he just needs a break from being “the chosen one”

-Draco, mainly does it to rebel against his parents.

- Ron, you don’t think he’s hungry all the time for no reason do you?

- Luna, she try’s to keep the nargles at bay.

-James Potter, Remus Lupin & Sirius black, they were high all the time & professor mcgonagall confiscated their 🍃 on more than one occasion, they always did wonder what she did with it.

-professor mcgonagall, wasn’t a big smoker, never bought it for herself but she wasn’t against confiscating and smoking other students 🍃

[remusslove]

Remusslove masterlist

Im back! And with a masterlist<3 REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN

ALSO: I DO NOT DO AGE REGRESSION ANYMORE.

Characters I write for:

★ Remus lupin ★ Sirius black ★ James potter ★ lily evans ★ regulus black ★ Mary McDonald ★ Dorcas meadowes ★ Marlene McKinnon ★ mattheo riddle ★ Harry Potter ★ hermione granger ★ Pansy parkinson ★ Blaise zabini ★ Theodore nott ★ luna lovegood

NO ONE ELSE. But I will probably update my masterlist with characters I forgot and if you request a character that is not on this list, I will not do it.

Tags I will write:

★ sub!reader, sub!character ★ dom!reader, dom!character ★ innocent!reader, innocent!character ★ dealer!reader, dealer!character ★ mafia!reader, mafia!character

But I will probably update my masterlist with tags I forgot and if you request a tag that is not on this list, i might do it. Also will not do pregnant!reader or reader with kids.

Also if you guys can follow my TikTok I post a bunch of edits!!<3 thank you all so much and I love all of you ✩ @saturnsstargirl_