#dess legend

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

The LU boys as things my brothers have done: part 1! part 2

[laismoura-art]

Reusing a @subscorp-week drawing to add yet another joke to my fine Short Hanzo collection!

Guess who's messaging💀

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For all my gringo moots: Toddynho is a Chocolate Milk brand, and a couple years ago it launched this packaging:

And it was the death of all shorties cause this milk packaging mascot is freaking 1 metre and 65 centimetres tall!

Like... The heck is this box so tall for???

And Brazilians being Brazilians made lots of memes out of it:

And me being me made SubScorp/Bitter-in-Laws content out of it!

Enjoy some good Brazilian comedy, meus amores!💙💛🩵

[the-east-art]

https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/easterncriminal/

Anyway I opened a Print Shop after all this time! If there's anything you want that isn't up on there let me know!

[uncleskyrule]

Imma steal that “Rav and Legend are cousins” idea if you don’t mind

haha nothing to steal, Isa! by all means, please join me in adopting that headcanon :D

and if you're interested, the hc that Four and Shadow are twins is up for adoption too hehe. those two hc are canon for @inumbrapugnabimus-maybe and my LU modern AU "different era, same spirit", and i've been toying with the idea of Dark Link(s) being related to some of the Chain, but we'll see if that goes anywhere

[incorrect-sol-quotes]

Dess: "All i want for Snowdown is youuuu-"

Ada: "It's not even thanksgiving yet"

[amageish]

It’s funny to me how League of Legends is now basically using a “[Location]’s Finest” as a shorthand for “Queer Pairing”...

Of course there’s Caitlyn and Vi, whose hidden passive buff when playing together is called “Piltover’s finest”...

But then there’s also Dess and Ada, who are ALSO called Piltover’s Finest in their dialogue - they’re from Legends of Runeterra and, yes, they’re explicitly gay (they literally say “Love ya...” to each other as one of their death quotes).

And now the next Graves/TF story is being teased as being about “Bilgewater’s Finest”...

[deltarune-missingsouls]

Previous / Next / First.   Composer: Johnlaurel_

[kokomiin]

i just finished rewatching arcane with my bf last week and i already want to watch it again this is fucked up

[somecallmekay]

In honour of the last 15 minutes of International Women's Day

Yes I did go for the most obscure ones I could think of

[kakagowork]

Setthwei headcanons

Jhin foi quem abriu os olhos de Hwei para o potencial de sua arte sem limites, mas foi Sett e seu circulo que possibilitou explorar seu potencial magico sem necessariamente matar ninguém.

Sett vê beleza e poder nas lutas de Hwei, cada luta é um espetáculo cada luta é uma obra de arte por si só por que cada adversário é diferente e exige uma forma diferente de lidar. Hwei se sente livre, mais do que no templo e mais do que com Jhin, no circulo Hwei achou um equilíbrio e um escape dos seus pensamentos intrusivos.

[noelleholidaily]

Note: Dess only makes some changes to the legend of Krampus to scare enough Kris as way of getting a revenge on Kris.

[akanemnon]

Now I just imagine Toriel & Asgore (back when they still got along and were, presumably, happily married) literally found little toddler Kris in a dumpster or trashcan like this and decided to adopt them then and there, and that’s how they joined the family.

And as confused as Asriel might have been when his parents came home from the mall with a new baby sibling as well, he wouldn’t be complaining. Kris IS the human equivalent of a monster, aka a gremlin in human form. 😆😂🥰

It took a little longer before the Dreemurrs found them. They were hanging around the alley for a week or so and became Hometown's own mini urban legend. Though most people just thought they were a mangy raccoon or something of that sort. One day, Asriel and Dess decided to investigate the case of the "Dumpster Gremlin". But they got scared once they found Kris' hideout, so they had to ask Asgore to get them out of there... Only then did they find out Kris was neither a raccoon or a gremlin. But yes, it was Asriel who asked if they could keep Kris. Hometown would never be the same.

[yandereunsolved]

Imagine the reader being Yan! Poly Chains deity. You were only a demi-god(dess), the child of the golden goddess Farore. You were hid away within space and time in a temple of your own so that no evil would touch the offspring of one of the golden three. Only—Ganondorf's forces invaded a place hidden by all, and you were forced to flee. You ended up finding The Chain, and they were all absolutely enamored.

Sky surely isn't that obsessed. He only pledges his undying loyalty to you. He has already killed a god once. He will kill another if it will keep you safe. He'd kill the golden goddesses if they tried to take you from the safety of his arms.

Time isn't absolutely possessive of you or anything. He just doesn't want you to leave them. Ever. If your mother or her sisters wanted you somewhere else, then wouldn't they have led you somewhere else? They are all the heroes chosen by the goddesses! That is practically a seal of approval on their part. You are basically already married to him. He already controls everything you do and everyone you talk to. Oh? A ring on your finger. It's just something for protection. It's a mortal custom from his world. You wouldn't dare refuse it, would you?

Legend isn't enamored by your very presence. No, not at all. Can't you see how snarky and rude he acts around you? He always pushes you away and doesn't allow you to touch anything. He's the Link who is most likely to lead you to Hyrule first if even so much as a scratch shows up on you. It's not like Hyrule and Legend have teamed up against the other Links to win your hand. No, not at all. He just wants to pawn you off on someone else. He's got more important things to do. Like enchanting more things to give to you so he can show the others that you are claimed by him.

Hyrule is just curious about you. It's not like he spends every waking moment watching over your figure and fantasizing about you. It's not like he makes sure that you are always healed first. It's not like he reluctantly teamed up with Legend or anything. You find him bathing in the same river as you. Coincidence. Sorry. He just couldn't stay away for too long.

Twilight isn't your personal guard dog at all. He just likes being near you. That isn't a crime! Perhaps he manipulates you a little into always letting him cuddle up to you as Wolfie. Perhaps he is always willing to glare at every other member of The Chain so they stay away from you. He's just a touchy guy, okay? He always has his hands on you. He's always carrying you. It's just a quirk of his. It totally isn't a deeply ingrained obsession he has about you being his mate. The only one he'll back down to is Time, reluctantly.

The Colors just like you—Four does as well. He isn't going to do the 'he totally doesn't like you thing'. His strategy is to be honest with you. He isn't manipulating you! He's just showing you how much better he is than anybody else in The Chain. He splits constantly just because the others are so eager to see you and be with you. He just wants to make you armor and weapons and always keep you in his arms. Is that too much to ask?

Wind just wants you to take him seriously. He's surprised when you do. You're a fan of him? You watched his journey? Wait, you have the ability to do that with your super cool and awesome powers!? Is aged up here and most definitely kind of dorky when it comes to you. He's the most relaxed and socially inept when it comes to the others. Most of his gaslighting, manipulation, and other yandere tendencies are subconscious. He doesn't even realize he is doing anything wrong until one of the others confronts him. It isn't like they are any better about it.

Wars doesn't just flirt with anyone, only with you. He always hopes that The Chain won't end up starting an inter-dimensional war over you. He understands what it's like to have someone madly in love with you that you don't have feelings for. He's the most self-aware of The Chain, hands down. He takes a more traditionally romantic approach. While he may be hesitant to manipulate you because he wants your feelings to be genuine, he has no problem manipulating the other Links. He has no problem with threatening to not help them during battle just so he can get some more time with you.

Wild is the most self-sacrificing. He is also the most self-depreciating. If you have read my headcanons yk yk. He is almost entirely non-verbal. He's only spoken once since you met him. He takes the 'actions speak louder than words' approach. He is willing to fall at your feet and make you depend on his attention. That's one of his dreams, making you just as obsessed with him as he is with you. Another is teaching you Hylian sign.

Bonus: Ravio, Cal, & Sage

Ravio is the most intrigued and illusive. All of the Links can agree that they will try to scare him away from you. That's why he'll randomly pop in and out of your daily life. The two seconds of peace you get a day are interrupted by him. You are prone to being overstimulated since you went from zero contact to an entire group of yanderes. Ravio offers you relaxation, and he even speaks in a quiet voice with you. He gifts you relaxation and sleeping potions. He gives you a bunch of jewels and things he has found. He sees you as a treasure that needs to be protected by him. You are priceless, truly one of kind. Is it so bad that he wants you for himself?

Cal is completely non-verbal. You haven't ever heard him speak. He sees Twilight, Wild, and Sage as his main competitors. Twilight, because he is also your silent protector. Cal is always near you in a protective manner, and he is unable to verbalize his feelings for you. It always allows Twilight to sweep you up off of your feet. Both Wild and Sage are more experienced versions of him. Wild clings to your attention, and at least he was spoken once. Sage is verbal and is able to loudly berate Cal without anyone stepping in. Cal just takes it. It's what he's been taught. At least one good thing comes of this—you, sweet heavenly you. He may be your physical protector, but you are his spiritual protector. You always make sure the others stay off him. Wild is always extremely jealous of this and acts like a wounded animal to get your attention back on him.

Sage is the most apprehensive and combative toward you. The goddesses failed him. Why should he fall madly in love with you like the others? It isn't like he is secretly yearning for you or something. Whatever. He is always willing to try and 'put you in your place'. Yet, you always understand him. You are always there to heal his wounds and give him a shoulder to cry on. You become the one deity that he can believe in. He's willing to maybe absolutely and unabashedly be head over heels in love with you. You like his arm? It's now his favorite part of his body. The rest of The Chain is already plotting how to remove his arm, so you will no longer praise it. Four's hands are already itching towards his tools, and The Colors are screaming to murder him at the top of their lungs.

[octopiys]

Thinking about how Soap embodies the Hozier man (ie. practical perfection)

pt 1 | pt 2

cw: slight nsfw? (No minors go away), implied violence, soap is so devoted to you, he's going insane

Utterly devoted to his lover, no matter how they look, who they are, anything like that. He sees you and he hears wedding bells, a cacophonous symphony, off tune and perfect.

He looks at you, and he swears he walks the heavens with you at his side. If Hell is real, then it's when you aren't there. It's not rainy days, because you're the break in the clouds. Hell, you're the storm, he's the lightning. He worships you.

You're his god/dess, if there ever was one. Caring hands that embrace him, oh, he'd melt, he'd burn, and he'd thank you. Oh, how he'd thank you.

He knows you hold your own. He knows you shift the earth beneath your feet, he knows you spin it yourself. After all, there would be no point in the world turning if you weren't there. How could it operate? The moon pales in the comparison.

His life has been tainted by the darkness of others, of War, but your caress healed him. Purified him. Stitched up his soul. His safety, if he was good enough to call you his own.

He'd turn to the woods, surely. Your favorite. If you were a fairy tale, a legend, a myth, he was the only to discover you, he'd keep it that way. Deep stone, wet rock, the breathing of the trees, the pines and the oaks, the earth beneath his feet. They call this life. No, this is simply just surviving.

You're the one that makes him live.

Your smile would never be tainted. It was his sun. Your eyes, pools of moonlight, ethereal. Soft, thick like syrup. Warm, smooth, like coffee and whiskey. If he'd drown anywhere, it would be in you, and oh...

How he'd thank you.

His spend was nothing but an offering, placed inside an altar to a deity, if it was all he could give, then he would, just to see those eyes, hear your breath, your pleasure.

And if your smile was to diminish, your eyes to harden, your gaze to break, it would not be his doing.

And if whoever caused it never ended up causing anything, ever again.... An offering, simply. A pleasure. A thanks.

No one would taint his love, his deity.

Snuggled up to you, lucky to share your space, your breath, your bed.... If heaven was real, he didn't want it.

Just you.

Only you.

[uncleskyrule]

oo im curious about the modern au! any lore u wanna share? :3

(whoopsie, i forgot this was the account for this stuff)

Hi AK!! Fun fact, before you asked this, there was no lore at all for the "different era, same spirit" AU. Evie (@inumbrapugnabimus-maybe/@whyoneartheven) and I are pretty relaxed about this AU, so we haven't done any real world-building. As ideas come up, we just write/draw them! And I just came up with this :D So here's the general idea for Legend and Marin's story:

They met while playing an online game called Awakening (maybe something like Sky: Children of the Light?). His avatar was a pink bunny, hers was a seagull. She had been playing for a while before he joined and met her on one of the in-game realms, Koholint Island.

They bonded quickly and went on adventures together, exploring the realms and doing the game's quests. Ever since the beginning, Marin was very vocal in the voice chat, and she often sang little songs as they played. Later Legend grew more confident and started talking too, and even humming along.

Just as Sky: CotL's developers are always looking for feedback, Awakening's devs did too. I haven't decided the details yet, but let's say an issue came up in the gameplay--maybe the monsters were too overpowered??--and Legend sent in some feedback. The devs listened and changed it, but something happened in the system so that the next time Legend went to the beach where he and Marin always met, she wasn't there. When he checked his friends list, her name was gone. It was as if she had never existed.

He looked everywhere for her, traveling throughout the realms and scouring every nook and cranny for any trace of her--even daring to ask in voice chats if anyone had seen the seagull with the hibiscus accessory who had the most beautiful voice in the world. No one had any answers. He even messaged the devs on Discord and begged them for help, but they couldn't do anything, and threatened to ban him if he bothered them further.

Ever since then he has had so much guilt and misses her terribly. He regrets never having mustered up the courage to ask her number. One time, Wars tried to make him feel better about the whole thing by saying that Marin was probably just an old man using a voice changer and Legend socked his lights out. No one brings it up now.

[incorrect-sol-quotes]

Dess: "My friend thinks that you're cute"

Ada: "What friend?"

Dess: "Me. I'm the friend"