#detective my ass

[trust-and-jump]

Not THIS again

THE TITLE, OH MY GOD. T H E T I T L E. xD I can't

not anti tim drake but I'm ready xD

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

You know what I need everytime Tim or Dick lie no one catches them. Not Kon not Bruce no one.

They could say the sky is fucking purple and immediately they assume it is and god forbid they check, Oh my eyes are deceiving me.

I need Tim to walk up to Bruce say some out of pocket bullshit and across the room Dick just looks up.

The only ones who can clock each others shit is each other.

Sometimes they make a game of it they gaslight Jason so hard he thinks there's another Robin named Nibor.

Brotherly bonding by making everyone else confused and slightly terrified.

The thing is no one will ever find out no one understands their tells. They both have there own ways of making everything sound like the gods honest truth.

Nevermind the brotherly comfort or angst where someone ask if they are ok and when the I'm fine is said They know to do a bat sucide watch.

Just think big bird and baby bird gaslight gatekeep girlbossing their way to victory.

[sonseulsoleil]

edwardian cunt dot mp4

[adamshallperish]

all my life i thought matthew mcconaughey was just like idk some generic guy hollywood engineered in a lab for white moms to buy trashy magazines to masturbate with but then i watch true detective and now i need him carnally. he's got range is all i'm sayin.

[amartianonmars]

Amanda: I'll look better after I brush it out, right?

this is based off a comic I made about my mom finding my brother chopping my bangs off in the middle of the night

[snoozeeroo]

anytime I think of heiji researching shinichi i laugh my ass off because his accomplishments are so JARRING 😭

[wontonhasradsocks]

[detectivemiku]

this page is so funny to me,, imagine being kobayashi sensei in this scenario 😭😭

[gingerteaonthetardis]

The X-Files Season 3 + close talking

[opioidbandit]

Making kaitos bow bigger everytime I draw him

Kaito after Shinichi doesnt support his delusions ^

[bixels]

Jesus christ, there we go.

CW: artistic nudity.

Figure drawing with Azul.

[detshin]

COME ON HEIJI YOU'VE GOT THIS HEIJI-

[argesta]

Gibson Girl, Rust Cohle (i)

🥃: HD link, (ii)

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

[cosmicyam]

jenny can't catch a break but luckily i know someone who'll treat her right (me)

[phatcatphergus]

Tubbo and Sunny in the prison is so mob boss and his darling daughter coded. Omfghg i need a mafia au right now.

Tubbo being rich as shit and one of the most respected mafia leaders who’s only care is for his beautiful baby girl that he has killed people for. Bodyguard Fit and Driver Pac are part of the mob family as well and the only people tubbo actually trusts to leave Sunny alone with.