#does Molly even know about Abigail?

[pesky--dust]

EDIT: I just realized that he would probably kill her instead of Antony Dimmond and now I kinda wish it happened. Like— it would be so persuasive and metaphorical at the same time.

I know that I'm late to that party, but this gets me.

I mean— wouldn't he simply kill her in “Mizumono” or at all? If at all, then all the possibilities what to do with Abigail in the third season! If he would kill her anyway, then yup, “Mizumono” was the most powerful choice for doing so.

[wxywardsun]

*walking up to my podium,fixing my dress and immediately clearing my throat*

Ahem. Gunslinger Molly O’Shea. Thank you :)

[heavenlymorals]

Since a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts, let's drunkinly antagonize the camp members to know what Arthur dislikes the most about them even if he won't usually say it:

- Dutch: How vague and unauthentic he is, how he's always been a good actor, and how rash he could get.

- Hosea: How "boring" he's gotten and how he always seems to be complaining.

- Charles: How "boring" he seems to be.

- Javier: How vain and "effeminate" he seems to be.

- John: How "pathetic" he is.

- Bill: How "dumb" he is.

- Sean: How "shifty" he is and how he overplays himself. Oh, and how lazy he is.

- Lenny: How "cocky" he's getting and how he thinks he "knows more" for his age then he actually does.

- Swanson: How "pathetic" and "useless" he is.

- Strauss: How he isn't "man" enough to deal with his own business and how "weak" he is.

- Uncle: How lazy he is and how he has "wasted" his life.

- Pearson: How much he yaps about the navy and how his cooking is bad.

- Micah: Just him in general. "There he is, God's gift to nobody." If I was Micah, I'd cry.

- Mary Beth: Honestly? Nothing. He doesn't dislike anything about her, he only thinks that she isn't cut out for their life and that it makes her needy.

- Tilly: How "untrustworthy" she could be given her history with her old gang.

- Abigail: How much she "complains and moans" at John and just in general, and her past as a working girl.

- Karen: How much she drinks and how "unladylike" she can get.

- Molly: How lazy and "unstable" she is.

- Grimshaw: How she is always in a "mood" and how she "sucks the joy" out of their lives. (He also makes a comment that's like "if this is how women are when they get old, no wonder Dutch keeps trading for a younger model" Arthur, wtf bro that's not cool😭)

- Sadie: How much she keeps complaining and trying to act all "tough".

- Kieran: How he doesn't stand up for himself and how "nervous and anxious" he is all the time.

And to Arthur? I probably gave him liver failure ☹️ Anyways, yea, I dunno why I did all of that, but here it is now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[omgwhatchloe]

REASONS WHY HAVING SOME RDR2 CHARACTERS AS YOUR PASSENGER IN YOUR CAR SUCKS:

Charles: Only talks to points out every single animal he sees. Other than that, it’s just silence unless you start the conversation or you’re Arthur. Oh but trust me, he wants the AUX. He’s just not gunna ask.

John: Either demands the AUX cord or just connects it anyway, then proceeds to be musically inconsiderate with what he plays. You despise this song with every ounce of your being? Too bad. This song reminds you of your lowest point? Suck it up buttercup. This was playing in the car when you crashed and killed the person in the passenger seat? Womp womp.

Dutch: Seems to think it’s his car. In fact, he feels completely free to change the music, turns up the heat as much as he pleases, winds the windows up and down, moves his seat constantly etc etc.

Reverend Swanson and Mary-Beth: Car sick. So very car sick. Your two options when driving them anywhere is the sound of heavy breathing with the sounds of the highway being blasted in through the open window, or bags rustling with the sound of puking and groaning. Trust me, they’d rather have walked as well.

Javier: Awful navigator. It’s fine when you know where you’re going, but absolutely awful when you need navigation. Half the time, you look over and he’s gone off the navigation app and is playing subway surfers and texting. The other half of the time, he’s misreading the directions then yelling at YOU. Not to mention it’s completely unsurprising to wonder why you’ve been driving for so long then find he’s clicked on the entire wrong destination without a second thought.

Sean: Acts like he’s never eaten before in his life as soon as he gets into the car. Sees a Wendy’s? He’s suddenly starving. Burger King? He hasn’t eaten in three days. KFC? He’ll pay you back, he swears! In fact, the man has absolutely no problem being late for anything if you stop for food. You could be on the way to Davey’s funeral, already running late and suddenly pull into the Krispy Kreme carpark and you would not hear a single protest from him.

Micah: Yaps a whole lot of waffle about how he’s all this n all that to the point you don’t even know what he’s saying anymore and neither does he. Also enjoys flipping random people off and yelling shit out of the window. Expect to be chased by an angry driver for at least 12 miles.

Bill: Eats and then just throws his trash on the floor without a single second thought. If you ask him to pick it up, he will, but not without angrily grumbling and snatching it up. Is in a bad mood for about 2 minutes before he realises he wants to yap so does.

Karen, Uncle, Abigail and Sean: Distracts the driver. Whether it’s with yapping or loud videos or drinking or messing with the music volume, they somehow keep it up from the start of the drive right to the end.

Hosea: Puts his feet up and puts his seat back like he’s in bed. Just won’t sit normally. Will give you a ‘look’ when you ask him to put them down.

Lenny: Makes things awkward, because the first thing he does is comment on the dirtiness of your car then looks extremely shocked and uncomfortable at himself for saying that for about 7 seconds before pulling out his phone and facetiming Sean for the whole drive and giving you the same looks Hosea does when you try to speak to him. When not on the phone, he tends to respond with shrugs and “Okay then,” while folding him arms and staring out of the window. Seems to be in an awful mood until he’s out of the car. He hates car rides if it’s not with his favourite people.

Molly: Acts like you can’t drive. Struggling to see what’s right in front of you? Molly’s got your back! Seriously, she will yell at you to stop at the red light you had already seen 7 seconds ago and started to slow for. Old woman crossing (while you’re already stopped)? She will yell at you not to go so loud you debate kicking her out and making her get her own car, since she knows so much.

Tilly and Strauss: Tries to get you to speed. It’s like they’ve never heard of laws before, and will insist you ‘go faster’ even though your way is blocked by other cars. It’s painfully obvious they both can’t drive and have never had to pay for gas money.

Miss Grimshaw: Absolutely disgusted by your car and wants to make that very clear. It wouldn’t be surprising if halfway through, she started to clean it herself.

Jack: Really really really wants to press that horn. You’d find it cute at first, but so goddamn annoying when your car starts honking in the middle of a busy crossing. It’s like a constant slap-fight except you’re pushing his hands away every-time they come for the horn.

Arthur: Constantly asking to pull over. He’ll casually say “stop here” as if you’re a taxi, not to mention you’re in the middle of nowhere on the highway and you really don’t understand what a stranger mission means. Commonly, you have to explain things like how you’re already an hour late and you literally do not have the room to drive that family of five that’s broken down anywhere, nor can you stop at an empty warehouse and potentially get arrested for trespassing because he wants to explore.

Kieran: Terrified when you go slightly over the speed limit. He acts like he’s in an F1 race with no seatbelt being hung out of the window.

[thegirlfromblackwater]

If the Van der Linde Gang went to the Movies (Modern Au)

Modern RDR 2 headcanons because they make me laugh, so I'll write one.

Arthur:

Definitely ends up driving everyone to the movie theater.

Also, the designated member who buys everyone's snacks and drinks (except Pearson).

He gets cranky when this happens, but stubbornly does it.

He would like action movies and Western films for he understands the cowboy world.

If Arthur had TB in the modern world, he would annoy everyone with his coughing but not give a damn.

Pearson:

He's obsessed with Popcorn.

One of those people who munches and slurps too loudly.

He probably sits alone.

I imagine he would get an extra-large popcorn but don't even think about him sharing.

He would also get a large soda.

Maybe some candy on the side.

He would unconsciously eat and gets really sucked into what's going on in the film, drowning out all the noise around him.

Mary Beth:

One of those girls who's super into Romance films with a twist of Historical fiction.

She would definitely be one of those people that cry in the theatre.

She would probably like something like "The Notebook"

Likes to go with Tilly & Ms. Grimshaw

Dislikes Horror and Sci-Fi Films that the boys always go to

Always asks Arthur for a small popcorn

Karen

Always sneaks a bottle of alcohol into the theatre under her coat.

Likes to sit with Sean. The two of them have a ball

Karen always ends up getting drunk. Will start talking nonsense with her words slurred. Sean thinks this fucking funny.

She will yell at the screen

Sean

Never stops talking during the movie

Gets a little too intimate with Karen sometimes

Usually shares the bottle of Alcohol with her too

Tries to sit next to Arthur sometimes

John

Likes to be with Arthur, Charles & Javier

Abigail tells him he needs to take Jack to a movie that's PG.

Gets annoyed at this and ends up watching something like "Despicable Me" or "Inside Out"

He once left Jack in the theatre all alone and sneaked to the other movie

Probably would enjoy a horror film every once and a while

Abigail

Usually goes with Jack to watch a kid's movie for John is incapable.

Sometimes she goes with the other female gang members.

Almost skinned John alive for taking Jack to a horror film that gave the child nightmares for weeks

Trelawny

Finds a way to upgrade himself to a recliner seat

likes foreign films

Likes popcorn with no butter

Probably has a home theatre in his house

Uncle

Doesn't know which movie he's ever going to

ends up taking a nap on the bench in the hallway

In the theatre he is the one who falls asleep and snores loudly

Says the seats aren't good for his lumbago

Strauss

Stays home and doesn't have enough time to go to the movies

Bill

Probably would enjoy a Sci-fi movie

Likes to wear 3D Glasses

Sits way too close to the screen in the very front row

Never understands fully what's going on

Always ends up spilling the popcorn on the floor

Sadie

Likes action/Adventure movies.

Will scream at the screen

Enjoys gore

Likes mystery

Grimshaw

Always regulating everyone's snack intake

Tells Pearson he eats too much

Likes to control Tilly & Marybeth in their choices

Hates sitting too close. The back or middle of the theatre is the best

Javier

For sure a popcorn stealer

Likes western films also

Gets excited when people speak Spanish in the movie

Reverend Swanson

Usually walks out halfway through the film

Makes weird noises during the film

falls asleep

Kieran

Likes calm movies especially those about animals

Likes to go with Mary Beth & the girls

Gets excited when there is a horse in one of the scenes

Is happy to go with Jack to see an animated kids' movie

Dutch

Probably would go to something like a documentary

likes to only be with Hosea

Has molly tailgating him sometimes

Hosea

Tries to con the person who sells the popcorn & Food

Will go to see whatever Dutch sees

only drinks water

Jack

Likes funny kids' movies

Probably likes Pixar

Charles

The only normal person at the movie theatre

Never cries

sits with Arthur

goes with the flow

just watches what everyone else watches

Micah

Annoying

sits alone

probably likes the worst rated movies

laughs during sad scenes

Arthur refuses to get him food

Tilly

Likes what Mary Beth likes

Probably a historical fiction type of gal

Always commenting about the movie to Mary Beth

Always giggling

Molly

Likes to follow Dutch to whatever he goes to see

Gets bored

complains about Dutch's choices

tries to separate him from Hosea

Brings her makeup

Think's Dutch's movie preferences are terrible

Lenny:

likes movies that are based on books

doesn't make a lot of noise

likes sno-caps and gummies

Any of your own ideas are welcome...

[cowboyfromh3ll]

Ik you said resquests are close but my oh my, I'd love to see your relationship/sex hcs for the GIRLS

Mary-Beth, Karen, Tilly, Abigail, Molly, MAYBE EVEN MRS.GRIMSHAW IF UR FEELING QUIRKY

Relationship/Sex HC For VDL Gang Girls

Thank you anon for requesting something with the girls. Also I didn't include Sadie bc I wrote for her already previously in another post

Warnings: smut

Mary-Beth Gaskill

Very affectionate and loves showing you off

Lowkey writes short romance stories about the two of you but uses different names

Loves asking for your opinion on her outfits

Very shy with her writing but allows you to read em

Tries to recreate scenes the romance novels she reads with you

Plays with your hair and tries to style it for you

I can imagine her making flower crowns

Is so lovestruck, she definitely believes y'all are together FOR LIFE

NSFW

I just know she reads smut in her books

She'd probably ask to try out a few of the things she reads about

Comes off as docile or vanilla but would be surprisingly kinky, huge expiramentalist

Bottoms for sure

Would unintentionally grind into your face or shove you in while eating her out

High pitched moans or gentle mewls

Squirms and moves around a lot, just cannot sit still for the life of her

Karen Jones

She'll put on a tougher front but she needs a lot of reassurance

Very sweet in private

Gets flustered with PDA but still does it with you

Loves it when you hold one another closely especially around the camp fire

She'd become very vulnerable with you

Especially when she's drunk

She'd feel as though you're the only person who can see the real her, and that just makes her feel even more in love

When she's unable to take care of herself you do her hair for her

Asks to dance with you randomly

NSFW

As we saw in-game, cries during sex

Feels extremely vulnerable during the act, but instead of sadness it's more of an overwhelming feeling of love that brings her to tears

Super clingy, holds you close during

Wants to stimulate every sense, bascially smothering you

Loves kissing all up and down eachother's bodies while fondling and just holding

Also enjoys hand holding during sex

Likes to start off gentle but things get progressively wilder

Tilly Jackson

She's a playful, yet altruistic lover

Puts you before herself all the time

She could be bleeding out while you have a papercut and she'll insist they tend to you first

Constantly fixes things for you or just generally takes care of things just so you don't have to do them yourself

I hc that whenever she falls asleep on you she drools A LOT

Because she gets really relaxed

Likes sitting along rivers and lakes with you and feeding ducks or skipping rocks

Super short so she's gotta go on her tiptoes to kiss you; constantly cranes her neck to look at you, even gets taller boots

NSFW

Like in other aspects of your relationship, a giver

She knows just what you want, and is more than happy to provide

I feel like she'd be real skilled with her tongue and hands as a result, skill born out of practice

Kinda likes riskier sex so she'll opt for more scandalous locations or situations

Y'all could be doing chores together and the next thing y'know y'all are sneaking off behind a nearby tree

I feel like she'd top, but she's down to switch

Abigail Roberts

She's a good, honest woman

And she's got standards for her lover

Constantly has your back, and is very patient with you as you two grow with eachother

Constantly encourages said growth and improvement in oneself

Loves seeing you put effort into improvement or work!

She just wants a calm, stable life, so if you're able to provide that for her, even if little by little, she'll be happy

Very affectionate with you, one of her favorite things to do is to sit down and have deep, intimate conversations with one another while chilling

Doesn't care how many or mundane dates are, as long as the effort is there

NSFW

She's got demands, and they will be heard

Loves recieving head, or being the main focus of sex as you provide for her. Will hold your head in place

Likes telling you what to do, definitely a dom hehe

Into kinkier stuff so maybe tying you up or even spanking

LIVES to see you cry or to embarass you

She'd probably make you bark for her

Will top or bottom, doesn't matter to her as long as she's taking the lead

Likes passionate sex so she takes her time with every detail, especially foreplay, rather than speeding things up

Molly O'Shea

She falls HARD

The most lovestruck, romantic girlfriend ever

Writes love poems for you

Likes it when you show eachother off

Her favorite types of dates are when the two of you go out together and try new things

Like a new restaurant, a new spot, a new show, etc

Cue that meme of one girl sitting on another's lap while she does her makeup

Yeah that's her

Loves asking for your opinion on her makeup, greatly values your opinion in general

Constantly tells you she loves you, gets sad if you dont say it back

NSFW

Will ask you to be gentle but like rough passionate sex

Moans loudly and shamelessly

Definitely a pillow princess, this is cannon

She'd communicate lots with you about what she likes and what she wants you to do

In a modern setting I feel like she'd wear lingerie or sexy outfits for you

Probably likes roleplaying

Also a huge expiramentalist! Likes trying next and exciting things, including in the bedroom

Susan Grimshaw

This woman keeps you on your toes constantly

Probably a little high strung but it's easy to tear her walls down!

Good at setting and respecting boundaries, while also reminding you of her own

Knows the time and place for affection, so when y'all are working, wants to keep it to a minimum.

But during down time, loves to dance, talk, kiss, and play games together

She's super hardworking and she loves real hard

Good at grounding you and keeping you in check

Like many things in her life, puts so much effort into the relationship and will never let you down or make you feel neglected.

NSFW

Like Abigail, has demands that will be known

Though she'll make sure to pay special attention to you as well and not just focus on herself

I feel like she'd like to be called mommy LMAO

Loves taking care of you and the name during sex would definitely do things for her

She has lots of experience so you'll always recieve the most mindblowing orgasms

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING AND SHE KNOWS WHAT WOMEN WANT

Has like a mental map of your entire body imprinted into her mind at this point

Also hands, I feel like she'd be into anything hands

[moeitsu]

Since it's pride month I wanna talk about something I've noticed in the Red Dead Redemption fandom:

The Bisexual erasure of Sadie Adler and Arthur Morgan.

I apologize if this comes across as harsh, but it's something that's been on my mind since I started interacting w/ this media. And as a bisexual, I wanted to discuss it further.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with shipping these characters with the same sex. Personally, I am a Charthur shipper till the day I die. I don't ship Sadie with anyone but her husband, but I still enjoy seeing the fanart and headcanons of the women she's shipped with.

That being said, these characters are not lesbian or gay. That's literally a fact, and if you think otherwise it is bisexual erasure.

Let's start with Sadie Adler. Her entire character arc is getting revenge on the O'Driscolls for killing her husband. Whom she mourns for years, and talks about frequently with Arthur/other camp members. Now, if you want to ship her w/ Abigail or Molly or whomever, go for it!! But she has loved and still loves her husband. She is not a lesbian, and she didn't just magically turn into a lesbian after Jake's death. If she had any love interests other than Jake, this would make her bisexual. (even Sapphic is still a more appropriate term than lesbian)

The same goes for women in real life who have dated men first, then dated a woman. Just because their current partner is the same sex doesn't mean we can assume they are suddenly lesbian. Calling characters lesbians even if they have been in a relationship with men before is bisexual erasure.

This same concept is applied to Arthur Morgan. He had previous relationships with women. (one of whom he still has strong feelings for) and he is attracted to women. We see this with his greeting dialogue and when he compliments people. I believe Arthur's character is more likely to be bisexual than Sadie's, given his interactions w/ some of the men in the game. But that doesn't erase the fact that he's still attracted to the opposite sex. Arthur is not a gay man. Disregarding his past relationships w/ women is a form of bisexual erasure.

There is a huge double standard here because if these character's were actually lesbian/gay and the fandom decided to ship them with people of the opposite sex (i.e headcanon they are bi), there would be a major discourse.

Whenever bisexual women and men are presented in the media I always notice a few things:

Bi women are "secretly straight"

Bi women "don't know their lesbian yet"

Bi men are "secretly gay"

As well as this funny little graphic below ↓

Like I said before, I am bisexual. And if I'm being honest this years pride month has been exhausting and mildly infuriating with how the community seems to disregard bisexuals in a hetero relationship.

I stopped talking about my bisexuality with people because once they know I have been in a committed relationship with a man for seven years, I am suddenly excluded from the conversation.

I've had ex-friends tell me that I only identify as bisexual to "fit in" with the queer community. I've had people in college assume I was lesbian bc of the way I dressed, and then try to tell me that I must be secretly lesbian when I tell them I'm Bi. (Ppl also assumed I was non-binary bc of the way I presented but that's another story)

This stuff doesn't just happen to fictional characters, it happens to real people every single day. I'm honestly tired of ppl saying "well my headcanon doesn't hurt anybody, they're not real." Yes it does!! You are supporting Bi erasure!!

That's all I'm gonna say on this topic for now. I'd love to leave it open for discussion, but please be nice. This isn't a call-out or me trying to antagonize the queer rdr community. I just wanted to get it off my mind.

[river-of-wine]

I hate the attitude that so many people in the RDR2 fanbase have that gun = strong. When discussing the women - Abigail, Molly and Mary specifically here because they are who I was talking about when I was told these things - who are, to me undoubtedly, strong women who withstand horrible circumstances, I am told that no, actually, they’re not strong. Only women like Sadie are strong, or maybe Miss Grimshaw, on a rare occasion Karen, but always Sadie, because Sadie has a gun and she kills people with it.

I know I pin a lot of things on misogyny in this fanbase, but in a gaming space mostly full of men, you’re going to see a lot of it, and the way men and some women who like Sadie discuss her has always reeked of it to me. They reduce her down to only being a gun, taking away the actual depth and emotion of her character in favour of seeing her as one of the men, because she wears boy clothes and has a gun and she’s nice to Arthur, so she’s cool. Not like Molly who cries all the time and wants to die, not like Abigail who’s doing everything for a man, who aren’t strong at all despite what they have been through because they never go on a shooting spree, which as we know is the only thing that makes a woman strong.

The way Sadie is viewed by these people also completely diminishes the person Sadie actually is. I have so often found that Sadie is only held in such favour by certain men in the fanbase because she is the easiest woman to turn into a man, as it were, or they’re attracted to her. She dresses like them, spends most of her time around them, kills lots of people like them, and she’s still very pretty, so if you only value women for fitting in with men or for how attractive you find them, Sadie is the perfect candidate. She challenges plenty of men, but not Arthur, so she’s a good one, and she’s even got a more neutral stance on Dutch, so she’s doubly a good one, because now she’s not angry with the cool leader either.

This is not to say Sadie gets no hate. She absolutely does, and it’s all as unwarranted as you’d expect. Sadie has established skills with her gun, she’s going to be skilled with it when she picks one up, her and her husband shared the work as she says. She is rash and she has a short fuse, but her husband was murdered and she’s not going to be at all calm about that. Her final mission is optional. If you don’t want Arthur to go on that, don’t make him. She got a lot of people killed unnecessarily. She’s flawed, she’s very, very flawed, and she’s also not the only character to cause the deaths of innocent people during the game. But just as much as overly criticising her behaviour and looking at no motivations or reasoning she might have had, treating her more critically than you would the men, reducing her down to her flaws is an unfair view of her character, so is reducing her down to a generic cool woman character with nothing happening besides guns and chest, because that’s apparently all women are good for to plenty of the men in the fanbase.

The point of this ramble is just that Sadie is more than her gun, she has a whole personality in there, and while I do think it’s a shame that the entirety of her character was hinged on her revenge until the epilogue since it gave us quite a limited perspective on her, we still get to meet her properly when the epilogue comes around and she has mostly gotten over her grief. Sadie isn’t just a gun and her strength doesn’t just come from her killing lots of people, and there is no lack of strength in Molly, Abigail and Mary because they either kill very few people or none at all.

The strength these women have does not come from the bodies at their feet. Arthur Morgan isn’t a strong man because he kills people. Why is that only a condition for the women? Why does Abigail coming from being a teenage sex worker, a dangerous industry at the best of times, to a very young mother trying her best to keep her family together, to give her son a better life than she had not constitute as strength? What about that does not make her a strong person? Same for Mary, same for Molly. Both went through a lot of abuse, Mary did all she could to protect her brother and Molly’s drove her off such a frightened, paranoid edge, leaving her convinced everybody in the gang who she already knew weren’t the biggest fans at her were laughing at her, and yet she still went through multiple sessions of being sweater by the Pinkertons - who, I’ll remind you, treated Strauss rough enough to kill him - and didn’t say a word. How aren’t they strong?

They don’t have guns. Abigail kills Milton, but he’s a character you 100% hate by now. Mary and Molly never kill anybody. If your one condition for a female character being cool and strong is they shoot a lot of people, these three don’t fit that, but if that’s your condition for the women, that says more about you. Stop using Sadie Adler to back up your misogynistic feelings about the other women, she’d hate that

[notyetjae]

RDR2 Coffee orders.

an: this is a modern au if it isn’t clear,

Arthur Morgan:

Black coffee

And he orders like “A large regular coffee” and if you ask if wants cream or sugar he’s like “Nope, regular.”

He gets oddly pissed off about that, (High honor arthur doesn’t show it tho.)

He’ll put like 2 sugars in if he’s feeling fancy.

John Marston:

Black coffee in front of the gang, coffee with french vanilla creamer by himself

He used to drink it with creamer in front of Arthur but he made fun of him.

He’s just takes care of his tongue okay. He’s sensitive.

I feel like he would sip Abigails super sweet latte and be like “eww wtf” and inside he would be like THAT SLAPPEDDD

Let John Marston drink a pumpkin spice latte.

Dutch Van der lin:

Black coffee OR Cappuccino

Modern Dutch would be a coffee nerd, an annoying one too, if you’ve encountered a coffee nerd irl you know.

Spends 20 minutes explaining the intricacies of a cappuccino to Molly. (Poor thing)

He hates flavor though, he thinks it’s the devil.

Charles smith:

Coffee with cream and sugar/flavor, maybe a latte as a treat.

I feel like he would like coffee over a latte, too much caffeine makes him feel crazy.

He’s such a plain jane I’m sorry.

Hosea Matthews:

Proud latte enjoyer.

This man has such a sweet tooth, even if he gets a coffee with cream he’ll add like whip cream onto it 😭

He has no problems with black coffee, but go big or go home right?

He would fuck up one of those signature lattes from Dunkin

Lenny Summers:

Not a coffee enjoyer, will shot gun a bang energy however.

Mary-Beth Gaskill:

Iced latte with caramel + vanilla and cold foam with cinnamon sugar

Listen now that we’re onto the girls shit’s getting serious.

I also believe she’s an avid cold brew enjoyer.

SHE LOVES SEASONAL FLAVORS.

Dunkin > Starbucks girlie.

Also probably gets a choco muffin.

Tilly Jackson:

Cold brew 3 mocha, 2 caramel, 1 french vanilla, oat milk and sugar with cold foam and mocha drizzle.

She gets this like 4 times a week.

And no one batted an eye until Karen saw the sticker on the cup and was like girl ur gonna die by 30.

Genuinely confused about how her order is “too much.”

Karen Jones:

Iced coffee girl FOR LIFE.

Honestly her order changes alot, She’ll order the same thing for a few weeks and then switch it up.

Also a dunkin > Starbucks girlie.

Will ride or die for Caramel. (Also she says it “car-mel” aka the right way.)

The type of girl to have like an absurd amount of reward points because she doesn’t use them.

Sadie Adler:

Honestly prefers sweet tea to coffee.

But when she does need energy she’ll get an Americano with an extra shot (she’s tired of Pearson’s bullshit.)

No cream or sugar, like a real woman.

[wizard-on-whales]

Modern AU! for rdr2 characters

These are my headcannons for each character and what I think they would do in modern times.

Characters included: Arthur, Micah, Dutch, John, Abigail, Mary-Beth, Karen, Tilly, Sadie, Strauss, Charles, Susan, Bill, Lenny, Hosea, Sean, Molly, Javier, Swanson

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Arthur Morgan: 

He works a blue-collar job. He would most likely be a ranch hand, but for some reason, I can also imagine him being a plumber or welder. In his free time, he does art and sells prints on Etsy. He is still an old-fashioned gentleman (In a good way), and all of the ladies he meets swoon for him, but he is a himbo and doesn't realize they are practically in love with him. They will give him the most obvious hints, but he will think the women are just being nice. 

Micah Bell:

He's the creepy uncle that you avoid at every family gathering. He hasn't had a job in like 15 years, and no one knows how he can still pay his bills. And he also always smells like lingering alcohol and cigarettes. He will lean too close to his nieces and say extremely concerning things everyone would choose to ignore. Im also getting the vibes that he went to prison for several years, but no one knows what for.

Dutch Van Der Linde:

He sells people scams or owns a pyramid scheme business. Similar to Scentsy products, he somehow convinces all of these people to buy his products to sell to other people, telling them they will get rich by selling these products, but, in reality, he's screwing them over and making most of the money himself. 

John Marston: 

If we are talking about early Red Dead 2 Marston, he still lives in his parent's basement and plays video games on his PC all day. He also watches Andrew Tate and would try to boss Abigail around and tell her he's an alpha male. (She'd slap him and tell him to get over himself) Late rdr2 and rdr1, he's grown out of that mindset and has become a working family man. Potentially also a welder, like I said for Arthur. But any high-paying physical job works.  

I feel like Abigail, Mary-Beth, Karen, and Tilly would all have a mom group they host every week to discuss their child's newest achievements. Their husbands think that is all they do at the meetings, but they also have in-depth conversations about women's suffrage and how the world caters to men. They think of ways to better the world and bring more women together to discuss these topics and bring light to issues regarding women. The girls would run a pretty popular Facebook group where they let other women express their opinions on those topics. (Arthur is a part of the Facebook group and likes every post he sees and comments shit like, “You're doing great, ladies! Keep up the good work! 😁🥰👍”) 

Sadie would probably occasionally attend these meetings (Although I dont see her having children, she would go for the cheap wine and to hang with her friends). Sadie would also go for the in-depth conversations and bring new thoughts to the table because she is a CEO or manager for a very successful company. She would share her experiences of what it's like to be on top of the men who work for her but still be looked down upon by them simply because of her gender. She would also probably share tips on that Facebook page on how to create a successful business without having to attend years of college and give tips for all stay-at-home moms who want to be more than just moms and wives. (She would also be the cool rich aunt)

Leopold Strauss: 

He would do the same thing. He gives loans to people who he knows won't be able to pay back the money, and then when the bill comes, he'd ruin their lives and probably end up breaking up families/ relationships and send people to jail for not paying back the money in time. 

Charles Smith:

I can see him being a park ranger or working in any conservation field. Potentially even a firefighter who deals with all of the forest fires that happen in places along the West Coast. He’d also be one to do something similar to what he did in the game, but he would work with the local native tribes against companies to try to win back their lands before it gets plowed over for an Amazon factory or something. 

Susan Grimshaw:

I can see her being the mean substitute teacher who yells at everyone to get to work, and then when someone does something slightly wrong, she would yell at the whole class and be like, “In all of my years of teaching, I have never seen a class behave this badly.” Either that or she would work at the front desk of the business Sadie runs. Miss Grimshaw would NOT play with anyone who would try to be rude towards her. 

Bill Williamson: 

Ehem…a police officer. I feel like this one is self-explanatory. But he would mostly sit in his car and do nothing his entire shift. Occasionally pulling someone over for speeding. If they are a white dude, he'd would let them off with just a warning. Poor Lenny would probably get the ticket. 

Lenny Summers: 

I feel like he would be the one to graduate high school early and go to college as soon as possible. I dont know exactly what he would choose for his degree, but I feel like it would be something involving politics. Maybe that wouldn't be his major, but he would take a government class. Or Potentially going into journaling. 

Hosea Matthews:

He's the retired grandpa who used to work in a factory where he made a surprising amount of money and was able to retire early. He spends most of his days walking up at 5 in the morning to watch the sunrise and read the morning paper. And he’ll spend every opportunity he gets to take his kids or grandkids fishing. And if you stay at his house overnight or for the weekend, he gives you a bowl of ice cream every night before bed and recounts every story he could think of that happened from the last time you saw him. (Some of them are surprisingly concerning, but he is one of those badass grandpas)

Sean Macguire:

Similar to John, Sean would spend most of his time gaming on his PC and arguing with children on COD or Fortnite. But he also works at a local bar as the bartender and won't hesitate to argue with the drunk assholes and would slap a bitch if needed. But he also embarrasses himself by flirting with women who will give him dirty looks or tell him that they are gay. (I feel like Karen would also work late-night shifts at the bar with him, but shes also taking online college classes because she wants to be a social worker) 

Molly O’Shea:

Instagram and TikTok influencer 100%, and lots of brands like to sponsor her and send her free stuff (Mostly because of Dutch’s business.) and she posts videos of her and Dutch, and everyone in the comments freaks out about how he is grooming her because of their age difference but she denies it all and says that they are actually in love.  But then she would post a video to that one sound, “My god this reminds me of when we were young.” And Molly be like 8, and Dutch be in his mid-to-late 20s. 

Javier Escuella: 

He’d be a musician. He would have started out in a shitty garage band with Sean and John or something, but then he’d realize he actually wants to be a serious musician while the other guys were just messing around. So he’d leave and make solo music that blows up, and he ends up going on tour, and making a lot of money and becoming hugely successful. 

Reverend Swanson:

The preacher you always see in the corner of the bar Sean works at. And if you went up to him and started talking to him, he’d tell you the most profound things. He would tell you about his life when he was younger and what happened that made him lose hope, but he would motivate you to never give up. He’d be that person you meet by chance for a few seconds that you would never forget. Hosea probably invites him to go fishing with him from time to time. But instead of fishing, Swanson stares at the water ripples in silence. Hosea would let him sit in silence and let Swanson enjoy the company and the time to think while being sober. 

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[pinkysberg]

ok fine i'll share my personal vandermatthews/pre-rdr2 timeline under the cut!!!

i wrote this a while back so whether the years and ages are super accurate, i don't know. but here have a bunch of ? headcanons i guess.

1875

- Dutch (21) & Hosea (32) meet

1876

- Platonic bond transitions into a queer-platonic partnership (unspoken but both seem to be aware of where they stand with one another without hard lines drawn)

1877

- Dutch (23) & Hosea (34) meet Arthur (13)

1880

- Hosea meets Bessie

- Hosea and Dutch “break up”

- Dutch meets Susan

1881

- Hosea and Bessie leave the life behind

- Hosea asks to take Arthur (16) with him and Bessie to lead a normal life. Dutch refuses.

- Hosea and Bessie marry

- Dutch meets Annabelle

1882

- Hosea and Bessie miscarry

- Hosea returns to the criminal life

- Dutch and Hosea make an effort to repair their relationship.

1885

- Dutch (31) takes in John (13)

- Arthur (21) meets Mary Gillis

1886

- Arthur (22) proposes to Mary

- Their engagement lasts a while

1887

- Arthur (23), Dutch (33) and Hosea (44) manage their first major robbery

- Later that year Mary breaks off the engagement.

- That same year Arthur meets Eliza and they have a one night stand.

1888

- Arthur (24) receives a letter from Eliza that she had a son, and does not expect anything from him but figured he should know

- Arthur vows to do what he can

- Dutch makes a partnership with Colm O’Driscoll

1889

- Tilly (16) is taken in

- Dutch and Colm have a falling out that results in Dutch murdering Colm’s brother

- Annabelle is killed

1890

- Bessie dies of pneumonia

- Hosea becomes quite dependent on alcohol to cope with his grief

- Dutch begins to accumulate more gang members (Uncle, Pearson, etc.)

1891

- Dutch admits to Hosea that he feels quite strongly for him

- Hosea does not return the sentiment, and it results in strife.

- They manage to work through it.

1892

- Arthur goes to visit Eliza and Isaac and does not return for weeks - the longest he’s ever been gone

- After a month, Hosea finally goes looking for him, only to find him a few miles from the town Eliza and Isaac resided in, drunk and alone at a camp in the woods.

- Arthur tells Hosea that they were murdered in his absence

- Arthur, like Hosea, becomes dependent on alcohol to cope with the grief - and guilt

- Hosea manages to get him to return to camp

1894

- The gang is growing exponentially, taking in new members frequently

- Hosea and Dutch rekindle their bond

- Dutch admits he’s in love with Hosea

- Hosea does not return the feeling, but tells Dutch he loves him in a way he’s never loved anybody. Dutch is willing to accept this

1895

- Jack is born, John (22) refuses him.

1896

- After insistence from Abigail, Hosea, Dutch and even Arthur to take responsibility, John leaves the gang.

- Arthur begrudgingly takes on the brunt of paternal responsibility for Jack in John's absence without being asked.

1897

- John returns

- Dutch and Hosea seem to have more frustrating days than good ones, causing strife.

1899

- Dutch meets Molly and she falls in with the gang

- Hosea never makes comment about it (Somewhat to Dutch's frustration)

[allzelemonz]

Micah Bell Masterlist

Red Dead Redemption Masterlist

Ain’t Scared of Nothing

Pronouns: None Mentioned, he/him in mind while writing Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Violence Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Micah is an asshole, Mentions of harm to animals, Micah gets shot, Death of innocents, Robbery Summary: Micah is scared of your dog and it makes things at camp more difficult than they need to be, so you attempt to remedy that.

For You

Pronouns: he/him, Reader referred to as ‘sir’, ‘mister’, ‘feller’, ‘boy’, ‘man’. Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Violence, References to Sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Micah is an asshole, Kieran is repressed and shy, Kieran is injured, Micah actually likes his horse, Micah is injured, Baylock is injured, they’re all fine it’s okay, crime, death Summary: Kieran watches you from a distance, but things get bad when Micah notices and even worse when a job goes bad.

Gunslinger, Cowboy, Simp (Part 1, Part 2)

Pronouns: he/him, reader referred to as ‘boy’ and ‘sir’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Violence, Sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Micah is a sucker for a good gunslinger, crime, death, oral sex, blow job, clothed sex, grinding, kissing, wall sex, running from the law Summary: Micah is impressed with your skill and can’t think of many other ways to show you.

Night In The Cold

Pronouns: he/him, Reader is referred to as ‘boy’ with different adjectives Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Violence, Sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Micah is clingy, crime, death, anal fingering, handjob, anal sex, grinding, sex for warmth, clothed sex, cuddling, making out Summary: Dutch sends you up to scout for a good camp spot. After splitting up with John, you and Micah need to take shelter for the night and the cold makes it hard to sleep.

Letter Snoop

Pronouns: he/him, Reader is referred to as ‘man’ and ‘guy’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Sadie is a curious cat, Sean never shuts up, Micah takes things well for him being Micah and all Summary: When Sean interrupts your trip into town with an urgent job, you have to give your letter to Sadie to post. Sadie, always the snoop, finds an interesting confession inside.

Drown

Pronouns: he/him, Reader is referred to as ‘boy’ and ‘fella’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Guarma is its own warning, Micah loves his guns, shipwreck Summary: With the ship going down, the gang is forced into the sea and split up. As you drift, you find somethings Micah holds very dear.

A Rare Occurrence

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader is referred to as ‘gentleman’ and ‘man’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: M/Sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Wet Dream, masturbation, Non-Established Relationship, Micah sleeps for once in his life Summary: Very rarely does the need for sleep come to Micah Bell, dreams are ever rarer, but this one is interesting.

Clingy Rat

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader is referred to as ‘boy’ and ‘man’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: M/References to Sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, established relationship, casual bonding, friendly banter, Micah is touchy, everyone is drunk, no mention of reader drinking for those of you who don’t partake, background relationships: Hosea/Dutch, Dutch/Molly, Charles/Arthur, John/Abigail Summary: A party with the gang prompts conversation and Sean mentions that you and Micah seem to indulge in a fair amount of PDA.

Moving Day

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader is referred to as ‘boy’, ‘son’, and ‘mister’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/References to violence, Implied sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Miss Grimshaw is a tough love mom, implied sex, references to violence Summary: Not wanting to upset the order Miss Grimshaw has in packing up camp to move, you let her know about you and Micah.

Alley Rat

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader is referred to as ‘boy’. Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: M/Near sexual encounter Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Dutch is a dad that is annoyed with his kids, making out, flirting, kissing in a back alley, mild grinding Summary: Dutch kicks Micah out of a meeting in Saint Denis, now you’re in an alley with time to kill.

Reading

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader is referred to as ‘boy’ and the story portrays them as gay/mlm with mentions of legality in the time period Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: M/Near sexual encounter Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, I mean it this time, making out, mild grinding, teasing Summary: Mary-Beth lends you a book you can relate to, but Micah ends up getting his hands on it.

Starting Things

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader is referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, I mean it this time, making out, grinding, teasing, handjob, anal sex, public sex Summary: Micah gets bored sitting by the fire and he has a blanket to hide his antics.

Warm Welcome

Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Reference to sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, reunited, post-Guarma, mentions of cannon character deaths, confessions of love Summary: Micah is the first to find the group after Guarma and he’s been thinking about you for weeks.

Waking Hours

Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: G/Fluff Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, unestablished relationship, mild stalking but you know about it, Micah is soft, cuddling Summary: Micah doesn’t know what to do with how he feels, so he will often watch you sleep.

Priorities

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: M/Near sexual encounter Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Dutch is a dad, Bill annoyed as usual, Guarma is its own warning, mentions of slavery Summary: Seeing Micah with his shirt undone brings on something that’s been building since you met him. The timing isn’t great though.

Dirty Rat

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’, ‘man’, and ‘mister’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut, Language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, unestablished relationship, handjob, sex in water, sex in a lake, washing/bath, mild dirty talk Summary: Some of the men in camp don’t listen when Miss Grimshaw tells them to bathe. She asks you for some help in making sure they are somewhat clean.

Rat meets Rat (Part 1, Part 2)

Pronouns: he/him, Reader referred to as ‘boy’, ‘man’, and ‘son’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Violence, Language, References to sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, O’Driscoll reader, kidnapping, torture, threats of gelding, beating, blood, sexual manipulation, mentions of hanging, finger sucking, anal fingering, anal sex, overstimulation Summary: After being captured by the rival Van Der Lindes, you make a deal to keep yourself alive.

Sides Defined

Pronouns: he/him, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Violence, Death Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Chapter Six: Red Dead Redemption, found family falling apart, compliant to all endings, treating wounds, kissing, angst, hurt/comfort Summary: When the gang falls apart and Pinkertons are after everyone, you have to find Micah in the chaos. Even with Arthur’s claim of him being a rat and the dividing line drawn, you still care about Micah.

Scent

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, bottom Micah and top reader, Micah is a little creepy (I coulda made it so much worse), he’s obsessed with how you smell, finger sucking, spit as lube, anal fingering, anal sex Summary: When your mask goes missing from the laundry you find it somewhere very unexpected, getting it back leads to something much more unexpected.

Restless, Restful

Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Mentions of violence and references to future sex Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, he’s actually sweet in this one because he’s kind of tired, cuddling, watching sleep, Micah hardly sleeps Summary: Micah is restless in most senses of the word, you’re more inclined to rest whenever possible.

Picture

Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, stalking, masturbation, slight bottom Micah, mutual pining, dick pics circa 1899 Summary: Cameras are such helpful tools when you’re too scared to admire the real subject of the photos they take.

Rejection Junkie

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘man’ and ‘boy’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, stalking, slight bottom Micah, oral sex, blow job, degradation, beating Summary: Glutton for punishment is an understatement when describing Micah, he craves rejection, hostility, anything that you’ll give him.

Trust and Revolvers

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘son’, ‘boy’, and ‘mister’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Violence, language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Dutch is mildly an asshole, Arthur is a good person, Micah gets hurt, Reader commits several murders and crimes, Micah has a gun kink in several ways and this is just the beginning, shootout, evading the law, kissing Summary: Micah loves his guns, he doesn’t want anyone touching them, but when the law is about to catch them he’s willing to give them to you for safe keeping.

The Bell ‘Family’

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘fella’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Past abuse, trauma Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, but it’s his dad that sucks in this one, Micah Bell II was a terrible father and I’ll fight you on it, mentions of Micah’s family, mention of Amos’s close call with death, Micah tries in minimize the abuse, Micah has emotions, discussion of past abuse, nightmares, cuddling, comfort Summary: Micah falls into a real, deep slumber while in your arms and you learn why he doesn’t sleep very much.

White and Gold

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader dresses masculine Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: M/Near sexual encounter Warnings: Micah in a suit is op, admiring each other, kissing, references to future sex Summary: Seeing each other in your nice suits before the bank robbery brings some feelings on both of you.

Colors

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘man’ and dresses masculinity Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Near sexual encounter, language Warnings: Admiring each other, kissing, references to sex, Micah being possessive in a loving way, sharing clothes, the etiquette of cowboy hats but it’s gay Summary: Micah really can’t think straight when you wear his colors, let alone his clothes.

Repression

Pronouns: he/him, Reader referred to as ‘man’  and ‘boy’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut, language Warnings: This is self indulgent, Micah’s gay awakening, Reader being a guide into gay, Micah being a repressed homophobe, use of homophobic slurs, period typical homophobia, kissing, grinding, cumming in pants, verbal consent is important, fighting Summary: Micah is a homophobic asshole, until he’s looking down at you pinned underneath him and he realizes something about himself.

Mistake (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3)

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘fella’ and ‘boy’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut, language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, drinking, anal sex, rough sex, multiple orgasms, flashbacks, hair pulling, no mention of Reader drinking, top Reader and bottom Micah, denial of feelings, arguments, threats to life, robbery, murder Summary: You wake up in a peculiar situation and slowly remember what happened with a feeling of regret.

Ice, Sky, Blue

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, Dutch has a plan, evading the law, crime, sneaking around the city, hiding, forced proximity, admiring, kissing Summary: In a moment of calm while escaping the law, you realize how pretty Micah’s eyes are.

Soft

Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut, language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, aftermath of rough anal sex, anal fingering, top Reader and bottom Micah, appreciation of Micah’s stomach and thighs Summary: Despite the usual rough way of taking Micah, you try to be soft sometimes. Especially with how much you enjoy his so-called ‘imperfections’.

Water

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/References to sex Warnings: Soft Micah Bell, fear of the ocean, hugs, comfort, cuddling, Micah realizing he like sensual touch Summary: After the failed heist in Saint Denis, the gang is pushed onto a boat. You just so happen to be terrified of the ocean.

Family Approval

Pronouns: he/him, Reader referred to as ‘boy’, ‘son’, and ‘brother’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: M/Mentions and witnessing of a sexual encounter Warnings: Dutch and Hosea are concerned dads, John and Arthur are protective brothers, Reader is a Van der Linde-Matthews kid, being walked in on, drinking, brotherly relationships Summary: Arthur and John stumble home drunk one night and see something in the woods they never want to see again, but they really need to talk to their brother.

Sleep

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Language Warnings: Soulmate AU, language, apprehension, cuddling, implied nightmares Summary: You can only sleep at the same time as your soulmate. Yours doesn’t seem to sleep very often.

Reciprocation

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/References to sex Warnings: Soft Micah Bell, Micah realizing he like sensual touch, smitten Micah, dancing, drinking, kissing, admitting feelings, referenced masturbation, pre-canon/pre-Blackwater, Callander boys are alive, Jenny’s alive Summary: A relaxed day in camp gives Micah a chance to act on his feelings with the help of a little liquor and jealousy.

Casual Possession

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ and ‘man’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut, language Warnings: Soft Micah Bell, Jealous Micah, Micah’s stomach getting appreciated, kissing, admitting feelings, marking, lap sitting, anal fingering, anal sex, mentions of both Reader and Micah sleeping with other gang members, Reader has crush on Charles Summary: Something casual turns into a lot more, but not with the one you expected.

Blood

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ and ‘handsome’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut, language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, blood/murder kink, murder, gun fight, kissing, grinding, anal fingering, anal sex Summary: You get some blood on you while robbing a homestead with Micah.

Not a Drop

Fictober Prompt: Day 8, Breeding Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut Warnings: Passing mention of having a kid (but not really talking about it, just dirty talk), Micah being a needy bottom, Reader is confused but supportive of Micah’s breeding kink, multiple orgasms, playing with hair, cuddling, cockwarming, breeding, anal fingering, anal sex, dirty talk, top Reader and bottom Micah Summary: Micah has a bit of a surprising request, he wants to be filled like he’s being bred.

Lesson

Fictober Prompt: Day 11, Humiliation Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ and ‘man’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut Warnings: Kisses, smut, outdoor sex, long term humiliation, anal fingering, anal sex, top Reader and bottom Micah, established relationship, jealousy, rough sex Summary: When Micah gets too close with Dutch, you feel the need to remind him of something.

End

Fictober Prompt: Day 25, Crying Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘man’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Violence, language Warnings: Angst, crying, betrayal, Reader doesn’t take Micah’s side, violence, guns, shootout, drinking, Micah doesn’t know how to do emotions, Baylock is a good horse, extreme coping mechanisms Summary: The end of the gang, everything is going Micah’s way. There’s just one little snag that Micah doesn’t know how to handle, something he didn’t know how to account for.

Messed Up

Fictober Prompt: Day 27, S&M Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘sir’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: E/Smut, blood Warnings: Rough sex, rough masturbation, anal fingering, sex toys, anal plug, knife play, blood, marking, dom/sub, bottom Micah and top Reader, aftercare, cuddling, choking, asphyxiation, blacking out, passing out  Summary: After misbehaving before, Micah gets a well loved punishment.

Misadventures

Fictober Prompt: Day 30, Failed Date Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘man’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Language, mention of injury Warnings: Fluff, romance, date, picnic, kissing, mention of violence and injury, Micah trying his best Summary: Micah plans a date to make up for being a bad sweetheart, only for things to turn on him all at once.

Powerful (A/B/O)

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’, ‘fella’, and ‘son’ Primary Sex: AMAB Secondary Sex: Alpha Rating: E/Smut, language Warnings: Omega Micah Bell, a/o, mating cycles/in heat, scenting, kissing, admitting feelings, anal sex, blow jobs Summary: The smell of an Omega in heat overwhelms the Alphas in camp and it’s one none of you have ever smelled before.

Pain

Pronouns: None Mentioned, Reader referred to as ‘boy’ Physical Sex: AMAB Rating: E/Smut, language Warnings: Micah Bell is his own warning, blood kink, anal fingering, anal sex, anal tearing, blood as lube, hurt/comfort, aftercare, unhealthy coping, Reader doesn’t finish Summary: Micah never lets you comfort him without a fight.

[onyx66]

Random Metalocalypse Headcanons

It’s about time I make content for those idiots/aff 🖤🥰

Murderface loves anything with cheese. Mac n Cheese, grilled cheese, cheese pizza (with stuffed crust), cheese fondues, cheesecakes, you name it. He would slather them with extra cheese if he has too. Unfortunately, he’s lactose intolerant. But does he care? Hell no. Murderface just LOVES cheese.

His bathroom is gonna stink for the next few days. I feel bad for the Klokateer in charge of cleaning that.

If Nathan ever gets a pet crocodile, he’ll probably name it something cool like Jaws or Slash. But he’d also go for something more ‘cute’ like Buttons or Spots.

Skwisgaar vaguely remembers watching Moomins when he was a kid. It was when Toki bought a few Moomin plushies that he suddenly remembers a bit about the cartoon. He didn’t care about some kids show from his childhood but surprisingly, he stuck around when Toki infodumps about them.

Toki on the other hand, never saw Moomins as a kid. **cough cough** abusive childhood **cough cough** When he first heard of the Moomin park, Toki was excited to go there. It was when he find out that it based off a cartoon so he binged watched the whole series in one night. Now he won’t shut up about it when he wants to talk about Moomins.

Then Toki begged the rest of the band to take him to the Moomin park and Skwisgaar ended up giving in first.

After Pickles told his mom to go fuck herself, he did some thinking for a while and realised how fucking awful his mother was to him growing up and that he can never satisfy her no matter how hard he tries. So he finally cut her off. Thank god cuz his mom sucks

That didn’t stop Molly from pestering Pickles again. Whenever she tried to call him after that incident, Pickles has the klokateers block her number.

The same thing goes for Seth too. Pickles tries really hard to ignore his calls or block his number from Australia. But since Seth now works for them, Pickles had to end up paying him back even if he didn’t want to. He still had to this feeling he owes something to Seth despite knowing how much of a shitty brother he was to him.

Toki LOVES Squishmallows. He bought a whole collection of them for his bedroom until it didn’t fit his room anymore. His favourites are the cat and bunny ones.

Every Dethklok member is neurodivergent one way or another. Don’t change my mind.

Skwisgaar’s guilty pleasure music is ABBA but he would never tell anyone about it. But then Toki looked through his playlist and snitched on him to his band mates. They all made fun of Skwisgaar for a while.

Toki makes a flower clown for his bandmates once. They all complained that it’s gay but they all kept it on nonetheless. Toki also made one for Charles, Dick Knubble and Abigail.

Unsurprisingly, Murderface loves visiting antique stores and cabinet of curiosities. He particularly loves taxidermy, old artefacts and bone collections.

Nathan and Pickles competed against each other in a burger eating competition once but it ended in a tie since they were both too stuffed.

Will make a part 2 soon after I think of more headcanons

[kuroshika]

the teacup in hannibal is such a big metaphor. it’s there quite literally since the first episode, all the way until the last. jack treats will like a fine china tea cup, hannibal breaks teacups on purpose, the teacup he shattered has come back together. 

first, one could argue that it’s about family. hannibal says that he breaks some teacups on purpose, waiting to see if they come together again, but they never do. like with mischa, his teacup had been broken, and he lost her, knowing that no matter how hard he wishes, she won’t come back, and the teacup won’t come back together. the same can be said about how he breaks jack’s teacup, by making bella’s life rely on a coin flip and sentencing her to die of cancer. and his own family— will, abigail, and himself. the teacup had been broken when hannibal framed will for abigail’s murder, and it only came back together when will came to warn them about the fbi. he’d shattered will’s teacup with molly and walter before, and now his own was coming back together. his first teacup to come together, and his last.

or, it can refer to his person suit. he breaks the cups on purpose— pushes people out of their shells to embrace their darker parts of themselves. he’d done it with bedelia, and she’d never learned how to put her person suit back up. he refers to will as a teacup in s1, saying “jack sees you more as a fine china, suited for special guests”. maybe it’s because jack only sees the persona will puts forward, his teacup. hannibal shatters will’s person suit throughout the show, and at the end, when he learns that will has given him up, he believes that teacup has come back together, which would be the one time hannibal was dead wrong. it could be interpreted as the reason when will says “it’s beautiful”, hannibal resigns himself to allowing will to toss them both off the cliff, because oh, it hadn’t come back together. i don’t think it’s this one, because he said he did like to see them come together again, and this would be the time where it hadn’t. maybe he meant it in a “no one has been able to do it, so i’m morbidly curious to see if anyone can”?

on that point, though, the whole “no one has been able to do it, so i’m morbidly curious to see if anyone can” — maybe that holds more truth than i thought. it could back up the claim of meaning he wanted to see if someone could put their person suit back up, because the line “do you believe you could change me, the way i’ve changed you” holds some sort of sway here. hannibal has been pushing people to embrace the darker parts of themselves for a long time, and none of them have had any affect on him like will does. when will comes along, and does manage to change him just as much as hannibal had him, maybe that’s when hannibal’s ‘teacup’ for will came together.

or the teacup could mean will himself— or people like will who have held hannibal’s attention before. will is the only one actually referred to as a teacup, if i recall correctly. he’s jack’s teacup, alana’s, hannibal’s. hannibal has broken teacups before to see if they’d come back together— he’s pushed people to the brink of insanity to see if they’d bounce back, the way he had. he shattered their teacups (or, in this case, their sanity), and wanted to see if they’d be able to find themselves again. will was the only one able to, hence the “the teacup i’ve shattered has come together”. he’s pushed will until he thought he was going crazy, then found a grip on himself, using what laid behind his person suit to pull himself out.

i dunno. i like analyzing these things even when i can’t figure them out.

tags bc you asked me for it :: @lesbian-hannibal​ here’s another analysis for you <3

[verdemoun]

Does Dutch have anything he regrets? Like, that he outwardly apologizes for? Does any of the gang expect/accept an apology from Dutch, or have they all pretty much accepted what happened and learned how to move through it and work with it? Please wreck me I wanna be MISERABLE over this.

Nope! <3 Dutch is an insufferable bastard.

Dutch regrets how things happened, but not why things happened. He agrees with John! He never changed, he was always who he was - a man trying to fight nature, and his fighting spirit simply grew 'out of hand'.

He still believes there must have been a second rat in the gang. He accepts that Micah was a rat AFTER Guarma (and therefore deserved to be shot), but is still convinced that someone talked and that is what got Hosea killed when even Hosea admits that they were naive to try and rob Saint Denis.

He genuinely doesn't understand that Molly was young. He would rather dismiss her as unstable instead of admitting how he [sub]consciously manipulated her for his own gain, vanity, image and pride. In the ultimate act of projection, he sometimes thinks she is the master manipulator and actually was the second rat.

He would argue to Eagle Flies' face (which is why they have not been allowed to meet) that he really was trying to help Native Americans achieve equality through violent protest against 'Uncle Sam' instead of using them to achieve his own goals. Keep in mind, Eagle Flies knows all about Dutch's gang in rdr1. It's on sight.

When asked about leaving Arthur to die alone he faulters, and then uses Arthur's own words that if he was left behind he would want them to come back but wouldn't expect it. He wished Arthur could have died at camp, comforted and surrounded by family, but he was sure Arthur understood that if Dutch had stayed with him they both would have died and Arthur would have wanted him to run. Arthur would agree, but very quietly.

He doesn't like Abigail. Sees her as a thorn in his side. She poisoned John against him even before 1899, and then convinced* (read: was kidnapped) John to hunt him down in 1911. Abigail would assure anyone who tried to comfort her over a snide comment the feeling is mutual and the only reason she's not going for Dutch's throat is having to hold John back.

Dutch's mindset in timewarp can best be described as Clemen's Point Dutch. He contradicts himself constantly, saying things stopped making sense after Hosea died but still tries to justify his rdr1 actions under rdr2 logic.

In the same breath he will apologize for losing Bill and Javier in the chaos of the Pinkerton attack, but also argue they didn't find him and the gang were always meant to find each other. After all, Micah found him after he left Micah behind at Arthur's death - they chose to move on with their lives.

He will never, ever apologise to John. Well - he will apologise for what he said about Abigail (through gritted teeth) and Jack, and for killing that poor woman in an attempt to escape John in Blackwater, but he killed himself to spare John the pain of killing him. Surely John knows that the killing him for sport line was simply an intimidation, because there were dozens of times Dutch could have killed him and didn't because that was still his son! The prodigal son, who he was waiting to return to him a second time.

He killed himself to save John the grief, instead of admitting it was because he was cornered, and outsmarted, and unwilling to admit he was beaten at his own game.

Again, Dutch wouldn't pick a single action he would change, but things he would justify for different reasons.

[cherry-pop-elf]

I hope this ask finds you well. I wanted to request some headcannons you may have about Bill Weasley? They could be like general hc about him or relationship hc, whatever you like.

Oh hell yeah-! My favorite mentally unstable boy! I love Bill so much. There is so much untapped potential with him. Kisses for you anon. On your little sunglasses head-! 💋

Some Random Bill Weasley 🧡 Headcanons

He was into curse breaking before he even had a wand. There was even a case where Arthur came home with a cursed watch someone snuck into his pocket, and Bill was able to de curse it. No wand needed. He was meant for greatness from then on

The reason Ginny doesn’t have any real long turn damage from the diary, besides ya know trauma, was because of Bill. Given his history of curse breaking, and 100% defiantly dealing with a Horcrux before, he was able to make sure she was able to recover to the best of his abilities. Helps that Ginny is a fighter all the same

His patronus used to be that of a lion, but after the werewolf attack it became that of a wolf.

He has a wand with a Horned Serpent Horn core. It’s perfect for a curse breaker. To help them sense danger when they can’t see or feel it themselves

The only reason he has long hair was he convinced Molly that he grew it out to help Ginny not feel ‘girly’ for having long hair. Charlie hates him for stealing his plans

He moved back to working at Gringotts after the war. As to be closer to George, given Fred’s passing. The goblins welcomed him with open arms, and give him scheduled time off for when the full moon comes around

Given he is a curse breaker, it literally sucks the life out of you. So he is rather pale and slender. It also means mental health is extremely important, so he has a lot of vacations. Along with is the family therapist. As if he wasn’t being the eldest

He works a side hobby with trying to find a cure, some kind of new medication, for Werewolfism. Since he himself did not suffer its extreme effects, he figured due to being a curse breaker, he figured a break through. That if you treat the wound quickly, as if a typical curse, it can be stopped

He is a leading advocate for werewolf equality, and uses his curse breaking title to hold weight in what he does and says. Hermione is proud, and Lupin is as well

He is also 100% part of Abigail’s Pack

And might have possibly slept with her dad at some point shushhhhh

Gerald Grey x Bill Weasley Art When?

He 100% is now super into pet play because of the incident, btw. Whoopsies!

Fleur sure isn’t complaining

He’s now called the “family dog” and he has bitten people so that didn’t help

Anyone that pisses him off he has bitten and made comments about how he ‘licked your stuff’ to scare them. You play stupid games you get stupid prizes. The goblins love him so you are out of luck

Speaking of them, it’s actually canon he was taken in as a curse breaker after Hogwarts. Meaning he’s probs one of the youngest curse breakers ever at being 17-18. So the goblins 100% are a bunch of old men with their ginger kid. Fuck with him? You have to deal with a bunch of angry goblins. Leave their adopted ginger alone!