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liquid-queer · 7 months

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You know when you think for a really long time about how romantic and sexual attraction are a spectrum

And then you realize you’re like- romantically in love with your s/o?

Because, aroace is defined as “little to no” and I think I just realized I’m the little-

Anyways I had thirty minutes of pure adrenaline cleaning yesterday lol

#lgbt #aromantic #aroace #asexual #lgbtq #lgbtqia community #lgbtqia #actually aromantic #actually aroace #like I’m just referring to the romantic part of the aroace definition #and I know I’m still aroace #but no bc I was texting a friend of mine so panicked because I’m scared to tell my s/o #is this how allo people feel?!?!!!?????#dude it’s so weird #like I don’t this it’s platonic love bc it’s just DIFFERENT #I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT

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cinnabonn12 · 2 months

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I got my drivers license!!

#dude it’s so weird #I can go anywhere I want ALONE #that’s actually insane #I don’t have to depend on anyone !!

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edlucavalden · 23 days

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Learning to eat with your hands.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #kabru #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #art #labru #not rlly #whatever #toshiro dungeon meshi #HES THERE FOR 1 PANEL #kabru the “eat rice w hands” asian and toshiro “eat with chopsticks” asian #and laios our local white dude #aweeesommmeee #okonomiaki trio #I THINK? THAYS WHAY THEYRE CALLED?#comic practice kinda. i just wanted to f around #idfk where they could be eating #this was inspired by smth irl actually.#but it was a budol fight so ion think it matches here #and yes this is how you eat rice with your hands. you look weird if you do it any other way #weird not in an ugly way but in a “you will lick and suck your fingers on the dinner table weird”#update:my dad disproved this comi bc kabrus palm touched the rice in the 3rd panel. im a disgrace.

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

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mearchy · 7 months

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The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness.#not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like.#a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why…#but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it #and now HAN is used to this #and leia does not care #but boba fett is doing the 😧#and i just think that’s funny.#all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit.#like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment #or from being around lots of normal people.#so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude.#star wars #original trilogy #ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #bobaluke #dinluke #the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin

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radiance1 · 7 months

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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

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Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least #Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny #But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available #Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord #Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy #Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord #Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend #Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham #Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches

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trans-cuchulainn · 2 years

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reading a book with a medieval setting and i was v excited for it BUT these characters have such modern hangups about touch and personal space that i keep forgetting it's meant to be the fourteenth century. lads. get in bed together, it's cold.

#personal #why are youse being so weird about touching each other you're 14th century dudes it's fine

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boimgfrog · 1 month

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People are so scared of polyamory but it's normal as hell. Like it should not be this complex of a topic 4 people. Literally ur just dating more than one person. Or more than two people are dating each other. It's not some crazy concept like oh my god it's just a different way of dating

#jay says a thing #polyamory #ppl try to combat the stigma by being like #oh well polyamory is beautiful and amazing and fun and cute and romantic!! and yeah. duh.#its dating. its being in love. like hello?#even other gay people get icked by polyam people and its like come onnnnn #you sound so weird and protestant rn dudee #'well if that was me i would hate it so its wrong that they enjoy it' literally any homophobic man talking abt gay sex #like grow up #being in love and dating is one of the most normal things. its not that crazy that people do that multiple times at the same time.

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 18 days

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So @lloydskywalkers made a post and I laughed so hard for so long and couldn't stop thinking about it so thanks for bringing me joy lloydskywalkers bro have ten seconds of absolute nonsense

[voice work done by me too pls do not repost/reuse audio]

#KNOX ART (me)#Morro Ninjago #Lloyd Garmadon Ninjago #i dont remember if i ever even read this fic i have no context whatsoever i just kept having to lean on the counter cause i was wheezing #this was nice too because ive been kinda in a weird headspace so this helped me smile and laugh #thanks for bringing joy just by existing dude!#ninjago #LEGO Ninjago

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fungi-maestro · 6 months

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Happy tdov to fat trans people. 🏳️‍⚧️ Biggest thing that helped me as a trans kid was seeing older fat trans people. There were a lot of really irritating "advice" posts going around early in my time on the internet with a lot of misinformation in them, but one that I constantly saw (in addition to people claiming you should wear your pants rediculously low or only wear button ups) were posts saying you had to lose weight to transition. Can confidently confirm that is completely untrue. 👍

#seal.txt #tdov #that 'sky and mike' image of the two old trans dudes hugging was one that I had saved to my phone as a trans teen #and i would look at it sometimes and just wonder how they had made it #idk its just nice knowing we live that long and its not a requirement to be skinnyin order to be respected and loved and get old #some of the old 'advice' posts i saw were really completely bizarre and a lot of them stick with me to this day in insecurities #this would have been 2016 ish tumblr so i know not that long ago but i would have been around 13 for reference #weird that i remember so many of the things i read back then. i could probably fill a post with things i was misinformed on due to Tumblr #specifically tumblrs run by people that i didnt really have the knowledge or awareness to understand probably didnt have my best interests #like 'trans rights ' blogs i would follow and not notice until much later were quite the opposite #this is the consequence of viewing social media before i knew all the secret codewords and my brain was much less developed than it is now

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lucdoodle · 1 year

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Oh man the Buggy wink scene!! I had to draw it!

#i can't put into word how much is weird (in a good sense) to see one of my most peculiar blorbo suddenly gaining so much love from everyone #i love it !!!!!!!!!!!#finally! justice for buggy! he always has been sexy!!! XD #i love this dude so damn much #he always has been my favorite character in one piece so im just very happy rn haha #gosh #this is so cool #buggy #one piece #one piece netflix #opla #opla spoilers #spoilers opla #one piece live action spoilers #buggy the clown #myart

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lucabyte · 1 month

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A belief in Nominative Determinsim

#mira & isa sitting at the other side of the room: oh that cannot be a healthy rationalisation. someone should deconstruct that QUICKLY...#change's strongest soldiers VERSUS one guy echo chambering themselves about a susperstition-based retributive model of the world. GO!!!#isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #sloops #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #hey look now. this is softer than usual isnt it? ignore the. ignore the subtle damnation of blame unto the self. its fine. theyre fine #this is in fact a slight adaptation of that headcanon of mine i linked! yep! turns out the way to comic-ise it was to. make it like #90% speech bubble and get kinda weird with the formatting. it's clunky and experimental but hey. im experimenting.#the next ones gonna have even more fucking speech bubbles if it goes how im planning. christ #then its gonna get followed up with something wordless so. all things in perfect balance.#DISCLAIMER: i like to write loop and siffrin displaying the maybe not so great logic-holes their seeming fear of 'retribution for not #sticking to (the script) what the universe intends for them' entails. i do not agree with their weird philosophising.#i in fact think this is . bad for them. and am exploring how fucking unhealthy their mindset seems to be even when 'mundane'#OCD siffrin real as hell whats with the doing arbitrary actions in specific ways lest Something Nebulously Bad Happen little dude?#anyway if you caught the extremely blunt symbolism of kissing a hand with a knife in it you win a prize! it's called self-satisfaction 🎉🎉#hmm. do people realise i kept calling this type of back and forth between siffrin and loop a socratic dialogue bc socrates was also just #arguing with himself? like he was just making up the other guys. complete thought experiment. i also call them that because theyre WORDY!!!

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sol1loqu1st · 2 years

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actually no one is allowed to make fun of transmasc names anymore. i dont care if it's a 13 year old trans boy named after his favorite cartoon or whatever you're not allowed to make fun of trans guys' names

#y'all are so fucking weird about trans dudes i stg #sick of it

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royalarchivist · 2 months

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