You know when you think for a really long time about how romantic and sexual attraction are a spectrum
And then you realize you’re like- romantically in love with your s/o?
Because, aroace is defined as “little to no” and I think I just realized I’m the little-
Anyways I had thirty minutes of pure adrenaline cleaning yesterday lol
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ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay
and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner
i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king
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omg guys!!! aroace culture is when your mom asks you if you love her. She doesn’t ask this a lot but frequently enough to make you question everything. She doesn’t say “I love you”, but instead asks you if YOU love HER. She stares at you, oh god she’s staring, and expects you to say yes.
But you say nothing. You search so hard within yourself to know what love is.
“You don’t love me?” She asks with her heartbreak apparent in her voice.
So you lie and say yes.
But you keep searching in yourself a little more, a little harder. You’ve been staring at the floor for about 15 minutes now but you can’t muster up a good description of what love is.
Is love warm? Is love cold? Is love fluttery? Is love still? Is love everything? Is love nothing?
You don’t know, and you will never know. Maybe, you’re broken. Maybe, you didn’t come out right. Maybe, you aren’t human and instead a heartless monster.
There MUST be something fundamentally wrong with you because everyone else experiences love.
But you.
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my parents started talking to me about things that were important to agree upon in marriage/relationships (finances children and such) and i was like oh you’re talking to the wrong guy
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genuine question! How does making an angel dust x fem reader fic actually take representation away?
angel dust is still gay in canon, a random fic doesn’t change that.
people headcannoning him as bi or pan also doesn’t change that he’s gay in canon.
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Does anyone know of any aroace identities that are centered on fluctuations of both gender attraction and aroace feelings? Like I never feel allosexual/alloromantic, but aceflux specifically is about the gender of attraction not changing but for me it does! It never goes outside of aroace which is why I don’t feel abroseuxal fits me, but surely I can’t be the only person who feels this way right? xD
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