#dw sam lmao

[charlottesweetly]

i’m gonna have a mild stroke a cute guy named theo is in my tinder dms going off about books and i’m a little starstruck ngl

[47-protons]

Is this the first server crash of the event

[dooplissss]

i saw your tags on that post, can you tell me about the homestuck quadrants? i was hugely into homestuck like 10 years ago but i’ve forgotten almost everything. i want to remember the ancient ways

* cracks knuckles >:) *

Matesprit ❤️ is easy, its just what humans see as romance and true love etc. One of the two reproductive quadrants, yadda yadda you get it.

Examples: - Morticia <3 Gomez - Ruby <3 Sapphire - Darcy <3 Elizabeth, with arguably some grey/black romance thru the story but thats what makes it so enduring

Moirails ♦️ is my personal favorite quadrant and is fairly straightforward, tho the canon definition is different from fanon. In fanon, its interpreted basically as best friends/queerplatonic, which, yeah, can and usually does happen with that proximity and thats why I love it, but in canon its more a power balance to prevent violence and death, typically with one figure reining back a more chaotic one. When applying to humans and other fandoms tho its better to lean toward the slightly fanon interpretation since Alternia's violent culture is so different from ours.

Examples: - Nepeta <> Equius - Aziraphale <> Crowley (obvi the situation is changing but lets leave this here) - Dean <> Castiel (obvi i'm team matesprit but canonically they belong here up til cas declares his love) - Joel <> Ellie (this is a strictly platonic quadrant dw) - Caleb <> Nott/Veth (I want to shake liam and sam so bad and explain that the relationship they were looking for was right here and they didnt have to awkwardly choose between romance and friendship)

Auspictice ♣️is the one everyone gets wrong and drives me the most insane. It's a tricky and very specific balancing dynamic thats hard to find, except maybe on the CW. Canonically, its a group of three people, two (left and right leaves) want to outright kill each other. This does not make them kismesis, I cannot stress that enough, kismesis don't want each other dead, but we'll get there in a sec. The third person is meant to prevent them from killing each other, being the mediator. Its rare for this dynamic to not be outright toxic, esp in human examples, but its a healthy option on Alternia to prevent unnecessary murder. I think this dynamic is meant to be temporary tho, even in that culture, as it weighs on the mediator a lot.

Examples: - Eridan <3< Sollux ^ Feferi, unfortunately unsuccessful showing how difficult and straining this relationship type is (also everyone who said eridan and sollux were kismesis owes me $5, I'll become a millionaire instantly) - Edward <3< Jacob ^ Bella - Pearl <3< Greg ^ Steven, a happy ending example of an auspictice (ignore the ptsd)

Kismesis ♠️is. man where do I begin. its so good. its such a fun dynamic, especially when you have a pairing that gets it just right. Kismesis is perfect enemies, arch-rivals that share a mutual respect and drive each other to improve themselves to better outwit their opponent. Its when a captain sees one of their ships on fire and smiles, knowing just who did it. Its tipping your opponents head up by the tip of a sword. Its the bad guy showing up at your doorstep because theres no one else they trust more than their greatest nemesis. Its the other reproductive quadrant because its just as deep and passionate as true love, and it can in fact switch between love and hate very easily and often.

Examples: - Quark <3< Odo (imo the BEST non-homestuck example) - Batman <3< Joker (friend hates when i say this but i'm right, esp with lego batman) - Xavier <3< Magneto - Light <3< L - God <3< Satan, why not lmao

I wish homestuck was seen as less cringe bc the quadrants are SOOO FUN to apply to ships and dynamics in other fandoms and contexts. At the same time, people get the quadrants wrong constantly, especially between kismesis and auspictice. And the quadrants aren't static, you don't have to lock a ship in just one forever! feelings change and very easily turn from black to red to black again, its all so complicated and fun to watch.

Hope all this makes sense lmao, thanks for the ask!

[fluffygiraffe]

PT Love'd Fake Pep <3333 he just needs to sniff your hand

he plays nice dw

If i'm gonna name one of these, I wanna name him Stony (Brick = Rock??? And S as in Sam :] ).

This is all I'm doing for now because uh... designs for lovesick hasn't been dropped yet. Or made. So have these goobers for now :)

@radiopixelctive almost forgor lmao

[evenlarksandkatydids]

i do think part of the reason supernatural and doctor who have had a bit of a comeback on here but sherlock hasn't comes down to the characters. people are still on here foaming at the mouth about dean winchester and the 10th doctor and castiel and donna noble et al. but nobody really gives a shit about benny holmes and watson. and i mean, if your entire show is basically "look how cool this guy is, he is the most awesome, badass guy to ever live, look how cool he is, anybody that challenges him is jealous and stupid," that's probably not gonna make for particularly interesting characters or compelling character dynamics. while, i think for all their flaws, there was an effort on spn and dw to create characters that the audience would care about, that the creative teams WANTED audiences to care about. like, idk, things like sam and dean singing wanted dead or alive in the impala when dean's about to get dragged to hell or the doctor telling rose he's burning up a sun just to say goodbye still hit me and literally nothing from sherlock does lmao.

[freakalici0us]

redoing intro post because the last one was boring haha

hello and welcome to my blog! im sam, lydia, or tommy, but you can also just call me any variation of my username.

stuff about me!

• alexigender, demiromantic, lesbian, aegosexual

• i use neopronouns!! ty/tym/tyr/tyms/tymself, and vae/vem/vaer/vaers/vaerself

• minor. mostly nsfw blogs dee en eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• artist (or at least trying to be one lmao)

• beginner bassist (been playing since christmas 2022, but stopped playing for a few months)

• ga(y)mer

• probably audhd

• im open to hlvrai drawing requests! no nsfw though.

• the old tag for my rambles n stuff like that is #titan talks, the new one is #freaky talk. trying to come up with an art tag for myself.

• i love making friends online, so dont hesitate to reach out if you think im cool! dw, i dont bite.

my pronouns page:

fandoms, my linktree, and dni list under cut :3

interests:

• sally face

• hannah montana

• icarly

• hellboy

• postal

• tsp

• hl//fr

• brütal legend (its not that popular please go check it out if you love metal music and jack black)

• diablo 3

• batman

• whf

• splatoon 3

special interests:

• bioshock

• the batman: arkham series

• anything xbox 360 related

• hl (vrai & freemans mind)

• rhps

• portal

• boomer shooters

• retro style horror games (specifically night of the consumers) • austin powers

dni if you are any of the following:

• proshipper

• sexist, homophobic, racist, a TERF, or any other forms of bigotry. stay OFF my blog, you weirdo.

• planning to get political under any of my non-political posts

• trying to incite an argument/be rude

• dont support palestine • are an nsfw blog. if you post mainly nsfw, i say this as respectfully as i can, PLEASE block me.

i have nothing against people who run nsfw blogs, as i have massive respect for sex workers and people who distribute their work as long as it doesnt harm anybody. i want yall to block me only because im a minor, and i want to stay safe online.

linktree:

[myulalie]

Writing procrastination game

Thanks for the tag @thehollowone16!

1. What's the name of one of your Wips?

Men Like Us (Daredevil, Matt Murdoch/Vladimir Ranskahov), I had the idea as I brainstormed and I really want to keep it.

2. Describe a Wip in the format of __+__=__

A/B/O + Celebrity AU = it’s 5pm somewhere tour (Shadowhunters, Malec).

3. What tags/warnings will one of your Wips need if you share it?

Bad Friend Scott (Teen Wolf, Sterek), but I’m trying to redeem him! I often use the canon typical violence tag as a warning otherwise.

4. Alternative title to a Wip?

OCAU (Shadowhunters, Malec) is actually titled It’s 5pm somewhere (run up to me) I just kept the name of the doc x)

In the same vein “TMI” and “Skyrim” (Shadowhunters, Malec) used separately to refer to the same fic The Mortal Instruements: Skyrim ^^’

Malec: The DUFF (Shadowhunters, you guessed it) is also a good one but I haven’t came up with a title yet. Batman AU (Shadowhunters, Malec) which is actually not a Batman AU? lmao

5. Which Wip are you most likely to update/finish next?

My Teen Wolf Sterek fic for Fandom Trumps Hate seems to be gearing up to be the next complete fic but who knows!

6. What is one of your Wip's document title, not its name but what you have it saved as?

Good luck with this one: DWS!MP (Teen Wolf, Sterek).

7. Post any sentence from your Wip?

The Sheriff position is elected after all.

Plot twist is it not for a Teen Wolf fic (Stargate SG-1, Sam/Ba'al) x)

8. A scrapped idea from your wip?

There was a verbal fight with Alec early on in Skyrim and Magnus running off and ending in a different part of the map that @spark-draws and I scrapped because it would fit better later in the story ^^

9. What's a story you'd love to write but have yet to start?

So many! I’ve actually posted a lot of my old wips these past few months as part of my “WIPS Wrapped for Christmas” challenge and most of the short ones are out now.

I really want to get to Mummy!Magnus soon so it’s on top of my list because it’s not a multi-chapter, or so I believe so far ^^

10. How many Wips are you actively working on?

Usually just one at a time, although sometimes I take a break to write a palate cleanser (or several) before picking up my main WIPs.

11. Is there a scene you're struggling to write right now?

Yes actually! I’m rewriting a scene from Teen Wolf season 1 when Chris and a couple of hunters corner Derek at the gas station to intimidate him but I don’t want to just retell canon so I’m struggling to find the right angle to make the scene feel new and interesting.

12. Not a question but a second kudos!

Tagging: @foodsies4me, @limnall, @lastlymatt, @polarnacht1, @sterekxhale and anyone else who feels up to it!

[hammerhead-jpg]

Rewatching the begining of the house of Solaire series as a redacted fan, three years after it's release, as someone who honestly didn't really like it

Summit live reaction esque post alright

Warning: I luuuv redacted okay I just don't like the start of this particular series alrightttt I'm not a hater okay don't come at me (also this isn't some serious critique/analysis dw we're just messing around)

First off: Audio RP | found by a flirty vampire

The best part of the first video is the beginning with the video tape being played that's honestly such a slay move

CRINGING RIGHT AWAYYY EUGG

I honestly hate beginning Vincent I wish a piano would fall on him

WHY IS HE FLIRTING SO AGGRESSIVELY AN INCUBUS TRYING TO FIND A CHARGE WOULD BE MORE CLASSY

And this is an old video (the first one to be exact) so he's doing that weird half whispering thing and there's no sound effects

Idk why y'all headcannon Lovely to be a woman this creature is completely fine with some stranger coming up to them in a dark creepy abandoned theme park and hitting on them aggressively they have the preservation skills of a dodo bird

"just what kind of things have you heard? Maybe that uh... devilishly handsome men with pale skin and silver eyes prowl the grounds?"

"demons are very much real"

William and the other clan members listening to Vincent break covert for some they/them bussy: 😐😐😐😐

"Oh I know I'm very close, you're welcome!" KILL YOURSELF!!!!!

I HATE when he calls them "little one" YOU'RE WEIRD are you 20 or 40 PICK ONE YOU CAN'T BOUNCE BETWEEN BOTH YOU'RE WEIRD

"Oh hush I'm not touching" STOOPPP STOPP ITTTT IF YOU PULL THIS SHIT WITH THE WRONG PERSON YOU'RE GETTING TAZED

"do you work out?" YOU ARE GAAAYYY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

"And a blush! Oh how cute" WHITE MAN MOMENT!!! WHITE MAN MOMENT ERIK YOU ARE A WHITE MAN!!!!

First "Lovely" drop how we feelin

Adam is getting cucked HARD at that meeting rn send a prayer for him

"You should be very grateful that I found you before one of my counterparts did." WHY ARE YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP ADMITTING THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE IN YOUR CLAN THAT WOULD HURT AN UNEMPOWERED HUMAN THAT WONDERED ONTO WONDERWORLD GROUNDS??? KICK THEM OUT????

"I'm old enough to keep my hunger in check. Some of them are still... learning." Now Adam is not only getting cucked but getting dissed also pray for that man

"Your blood practically sings to me, you know that?" This is a good time to remind the audience that Lovely at this point still thinks that Vincent is pretending to be a vampire and still hasn't booked tf out of there

7:18 tummy rumble #1

"it isn't safe here at night." Why??? Again if there are legitimately clan members that you think would harm a human beyond what is allowed by law you shouldn't keep them in the clan??? I get that this is supposed to foreshadow Adam but isn't Vincent at this point supposed to believe that Adam is just a newborn asshole who doesn't like following the rules? IF YOU THINK HE'S CAPABLE OF INJURING OR EVEN KILLING A UNEMPOWERED HUMAN FOR FUNZIES TELL THE DEPARTMENT ABOUT IT???

"You'd barely be able to walk by the time I'm done with you" RUN LOVELY RUN

WILLIAM AND ALEXIS AND SAM ARE LISTENING TO THIS BTW.

8:40 tummy rumble #2

"all you have to do is call my name" okay I get that vampires have superior hearing but are we supposed to believe he's going to be able to hear them calling out for him across the city? How is my man not constantly overwhelmed?

Vincent going back to the meeting like "what did I miss lmao"

Honestly congratulations on Erik because people saw this video and went "you know what, I'm gonna subscribe to this guy"

Thank God this isn't the first video I saw because if it was I would be doing my impression of what Lovely should've done as soon as Vincent approached them and sprinting away at full speed

Next vid:

Audio RP | Finding a flirty vampire in your bed

LOVELY RUN A STRANGE MAN THAT PRETENDS HE'S A VAMPIRE JUST APPEARED IN YOUR HOME CALL THE POLICE!!!

He just called himself a hunk I'm killing myself

Vincent you are no hunk half the fandom headcannons you to have the sluttiest waist and aesthetic skinny Pinterest fingers you are a twink

I saw the imperium AU alright. I was THERE

And I'm not just talking about imp Adam, I'm talking about Imp! ASHER. You think I didn't see that shit?

"What's the matter Lovely? Weren't expecting to come home to find a man on your bed?' YES.

"These sheets are heavenly by the way. I'm sure they must feel good balled up in your fists."

The sheets in question:

"So many questions, don't you ever go with the flow?"

Vincent really just said "when I'm waiting for you in your bed after a long day I want appreciation! Not this "Who are you?" "How did you get into my house?" "What are you doing here?""

DON'T YOU GIGGLE AT ME LIKE YOU'RE CURRENT VINCENT I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU

AND YOU LOVELY DON'T YOU HIT HIM ALL PLAYFULLY LIKE HE ISN'T A STRANGE MAN THAT BROKE INTO YOUR APARTMENT!! YOUR ASS IS NOT HONEY SIT DOWN.

"Where exactly are we standing in terms of your beliefs?" Now he's talking like a therapist great.

3:21 tummy rumble #3

"Alright I'm serious. This is my serious voice. Can't you tell?"

Eugghhhhhhhhhhh

Senorita awesome everybody

"are you afraid I might put you in some kind of trans?" Too late 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

"bend your will to mine? Make your body and mind my playground?" Literally leave this shit to Adam. I don't need both of y'all pulling this noncon fantasy bullshit

"they gotta be contacts" wait til this mf find out some people have gray eyes naturally

My ass was so disappointed when I found out their eyes weren't red listening to this for the first time

"see? *tap tap tap* fangs" you can get fangs implanted by a dentist. Like I get you really are a vampire but like you're making this game extremely easy

7:33 tummy rumble #4

7:47 tummy rumble #5

Listen, if a strange man pins me down onto my bed to prove he has special abilities, super strength or not, I'm kicking him in the ballz to prove a point

"I wanted to take you right there." IN FRONT OF YOUR WHOLE CLAN??!?!?

Current Vincent: the Solaire clan doesn't need to kill to get what they want. I only killed Adam because I had to

Ep2 Vincent: I would've killed anyone who got close to you lmao ♥️

I want to focus at the matter at hand but all I can hear is Erik's chair rattling

"that was too close... I almost lost it" Vincent is turning into Lasko yay

"I won't loose control"- Vincent an episode before he looses control

And there he goes

Next vid:

Audio RP | Flirty vampire looses control

Time to get reminded that I actually hate Adam and that he's not just a silly little fact got vamp

HIS VOICE SOUNDED SO DIFFERENT EUGHHH

WHY HASN'T HE HIT PUBERTY YET ☹️

"What's the matter? Your little boyfriend never transed you before?" Well somebody's jealous

"I never would've pegged Vincent as the uh... sentimental type?" Believe me there is no universe where you're pegging Vincent in any way shape or form

1:09 tummy rumble #6

"We could all hear the conversation you two were having ya know." Yeah and you were edging yourself the whole time

"Oh relax I'm just touching you." Adam.

"Is a vampire toying with you a lot less fun when he's not a self conscious little coward?" ADAM😨

"Vincent isn't anything in this clan, I hope you know that." BOOO BOOO🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅CRINGE

For the love of god stop squealing you fruity piece of shit

This fucker is so gay why are you standing there fantasizing about what sort of intimate acts your nemesis was doing to this person

4:34 tummy rumble #7

Also someone please tell him to stop doing that weird ass high pitched wheeze laugh it's getting annoying

EWWW I DON'T LIKE TONGUE NOISES NO NO NOT LIKE THIS

How I imagine Vincent slapped Adam:

"Evening Vincent 💞😋" this fucker so gay

Him saying "oh fuck" with his voice all quivery and shit wasn't because he was scared it was cut he was hard I know Erik told me personally

The way Vincent doesn't sound intimidating at ALL LMAO

Imagine just getting practically assaulted and the guy who saved you starts growling "mine" I'd kms personally

"He, Adam, got my predator instincts going." SHUT UP OMGGGG

9:33 tummy rumble #8 ERIK EAT SOMETHING BEFORE FILMING GOTDAYM

"Why did you have to come here? I told you to stay away." You see it is because they are stupid. Hope that helps!

UGGG I HATE HIM "When Adam tries to bite you it's weird and fucked up but when I do it it's hawt🤪"

Vampire slurping noises yay

I like how in the desc he clarifies that Adam and Vincent are two different people and that it's not a Jekyll and Hyde situation

What he thought we were gonna think happened fr:

I'll probably do more videos later but I'm tiered now

[mallory-keen-to-kill]

THAT HEART WAS ME SORRY LMAO I FORGOT TO TAG MYSELF

-sam

AJSKSKSK it's okay dw i thought it was you (:

[cee-grice]

15 OC Questions Tag

got tagged by @writerfae, @rachaellawrites and @eccaiia, so I'm gonna do this for both leads instead of doing separate posts :v thanks for the tag!!

this is also just gonna be me answering the questions rather than doing it interview-style 'cause I absolutely cannot do that...

soft tagging @sam-glade, @tate-lin, @scribe-of-stories, @ethaeriea, @thesorcerersapprentice, @poetinprose, @jasmineinthenight and leaving it as an open tag!

Are you named after anyone?

Quil — Initially he was, yes, but when he picked his own name, Quilin, he took it from a proverb in the old version of his language. Not many know this, though, because he now thinks it's too dramatic and prefers to just be called Quil by those close to him lol

Endra — No, although a fun note about his name: it's such an old one that it's barely in use anymore and has historically been typically given to girls, so how his mother picked it is a bit of a mystery...

2. When was the last time you cried?

Quil — Uh. Uh. I think. Literally five minutes ago? He cries very rarely but he's going through something right now, so

Endra — Despite him being the one prone to crying, it's been a while... I don't know, two years maybe?? (that's gonna change soon though dw)

3. Do you have kids?

Neither do!

4. Do you use sarcasm?

Quil — Yes definitely, although only when he's around people he's comfortable with. Otherwise, he's very polite and nice :)

Endra — Also yes, but in a very playful manner :) Although it can still be taken negatively :( No one gets him

5. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Quil — Signs of their social status and/or culture, so clothing styles, how they hold themselves, their speaking mannerisms, etc. Just anything that gives away where they're from and what their standing in society is. He's never impolite, but he does adjust his behavior a bit accordingly

Endra — their emotionality? Like, what mood they seem to be in. Do they seem happy or upset or tired, helps him figure out how to best approach them (depending on what his end goals are...)

6. What's your eye colour?

Quil's is dark mint, and Endra's a very dark brown where you can barely tell where the pupil ends

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Quil — hm considering his favorite fiction genre is fairytales that often go in fucked ways... I'd say scary movies yeah, he'd be fascinated by them (if they existed lol)

Endra — also scary movies but in a different way! He just. enjoys being scared. it's a thing don't think too much about it

8. Any special talents?

Quil — ahm he's got an affinity for languages, if that counts? There are 8 major languages in the continent, some with many dialects, some having old versions, too, and there's only 1 he's not able to speak yet due to there literally being. extremely little resources on it. It's a very remote country and not much literature leaves it x)

Endra — he can climb trees very well. In general he's pretty agile and flexible. anyways

9. Where were you born?

Quil was born in Ethelen, Merridie, and Endra in some obscure village in Edkava. This tells you practically nothing but there you go

10. What are your hobbies?

Quil — Reading with a capital R. that's what he does the majority of his time lmao nerd. he prefers nonfiction but he won't say no to an interesting fiction novel, either. he also enjoys a bit of foraging and gardening :) as well as engaging in life-threatening medical practices :) anyways

Endra — he likes to play the piano! and draw! and he's recently got an interest in cooking! in general he's a pretty artistic guy :)

11. Have you any pets?

Quil — No :( He doesn't like animals that much :((

Endra — Yes :) a kitty named Zucchini :))

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

Quil — if we're talking about his early years... does sleeping around count as sport

Endra — eh not really? Besides some outdoor games that count be counted as sport, at least. He's pretty impartial to sports tbh

13. How tall are you?

Quil is 169 cm (5'6 ft?? I think?), and Endra 180 cm (5'11 ft)

14. Favourite subject in school?

Quil — well, obviously he was most drawn to all subjects related to magic, but his favorite would probably be The Fundamentals of Magia, which delved more into the physicality of the element. Besides magic stuff, he also really liked Language and Literature :)

Endra — oh he hated school with a passion lol. He chronically engaged in truancy and held no love for anything that had to do with school. but if he had to choose what he tolerated the most... it'd probably be Music as it was what could actually understand? so yeah he might have kinda liked that one a little bit

15. Dream job?

Quil — a teacher :)) guy loves teaching with a passion. it's been his dream for a long while but y'know how life can go...

Endra — ahmmmm a housewife. honestly I don't think I'm kidding. god knows he could not be tied down to an Actual job, and he actually likes fussing around the house, cooking, cleaning, just making sure it's all homely and nice, and I think he would really like staying home to raise children, too. mayyyybe on the side he could do some freelance art or music stuff, but that's it lol

[quietwingsinthesky]

Hi hello, I wasn't the person who requested samifer "my husband" but I just read it and it kinda has me crying?? In a good way, ofc! Could I request samifer & grief? Like the word, or the concept, whichever way your mind takes you. Thank you, love your writing ❣

Oh! Thank you! I’m so glad you liked it!

This prompt was a challenge. A big concept for 100 little words. (Though I’ve proven by now I think that the limit is. Kind of arbitrary. Keep accidentally writing double drabbles instead of regular ones lmao.) but I tried my best to put this one together! Hope it works!

|| AO3 || DW || FFNet || PF || SW ||

“You will go to Heaven when you die,” Lucifer tells him. Sam gives him an odd look, not because the topic is unwelcome. He just didn’t expect to discuss it over washing dishes. Lucifer leans into him. “I know you worry about it. That you’re too tainted”—never says by me but Sam hears it—“to go anywhere but Hell. But you won’t. I made sure”

“I… Thanks?” Sam says. He regrets it when Lucifer presses closer. He can feel tears soak into his shirt. “Lucifer? What’s wrong?”

And Lucifer won’t tell him that where he’s going, Lucifer can’t follow.

[sketchygainedyoursoul]

tokyo soul four you are a whore

me: im going to watch more than one episode and summarize it!

me, not even a minute into the video: WHAT IS GOING ON

so yeah i think I will continue with the episode by episode summaries at 1.25x speed bc on god my brain.

1/2/3 + 5

taurtis mentions how his throat hurts from being LITERALLY CHOKED OUT and Sam proceeds to TRY IT AGAIN

a man exits the girls bathroom holding blood. is it his? is he trans? i do not know.

yhe sinks are yassified brewing stands, and taurtis puts the pufferfish he has from the sushi resturant inside of it. okay.

they are now stealing food from lockers :/

oh so no one locks their lockers? except one guy? hope its grian <- knows it is probably not

WHY ARE YHEY EATING THEIR OUNCH IN THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM WTF

WHY DO THEY LOOK IN THE LOCKERS FOR PANTIES (there are panties)

KIYU WALKED IN I HOPE SHE BUSTS YOUR BUTTS

taurtis plays it off as in walking into the weong locker room while sam hides behind a locker i am not okay

brother what os this series... dr nurse md is watching them climb the highdive to eat lunch as a lifeguard while some kid drowns idk

oop hes drowning but dw dr nurse is gonna help maybe

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DIED FIRST DEATH AND ITS SOME RANDOM KID

THE COUNSELOR OFFERS GUIDANCE COUNSELING

Sam dives into the pool to save him and be the hero but nearly drowns himself and cpr is preformed on him and the kid lives

okay so the kid is fine no one has died (yet)

i just realized the super hero (greentama) is cosplaying as one punch man and is calling himself onepunchboi so okay

Taurtis falls asleep on the diving board and FALLS OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY IS EVERYONE DROWNING

btw sam changed into a discostang gym uniform sir plelase take those short shorts away from me

dr nurse md spitting facts

WE ARE EIGHT MINUTES IN

TAURTIS STOP DROWNING

taurtis uses his "nose" to find the gym room okay sir pop off

DOM GOT "A little lost" AND IS OUTSIDE THE GYM CLASS WINDOW where he will proceed to learn

WHY DOES SAM STILL HAVE GIRLS PANTIES AND WHY DID HE JUST THROW THEM AT TAURTIS WHAT THE FUCK

the gym teacher is strong lady yeah boy

Sam: "I wonder how Rowan would defend against her." Taurtis: "Well seeing how he's dead, not very well."

sam "follows his gut" and ends up on the roof and then they JUMP OFF THE ROOF into water. they find the gym.

SAM GOES INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOMS *AGAIN*

And Taurtis wears the girls outfit. sam notices this because "it goes high up." Dom makes fun of him by calling him Taurissa lmao

Hashim's boyfriend wears girl's patnies. we love a trans mlm

Kiyu is the only girl in their gym class. okay.

The gym teacher (who's name is helena) calls kiyu the best looking one out of all of them. im sure giran would argue that Taurtis is though 😏<- knows things that happen later

they are tasked to run laps with NO BREAKS L

Someone is BLEEDING and that is NOT GOOD

They are conspiring to escape gym wtf (for snack break)

Sam decides not to sneak back in and avoid trouble to eat his fucking snack.

They get after school detention lmao. Taurtis complains about Sam getting him in trouble. Sam is now gaslighting Taurtis into believing it was his fault. his casual use of gaslighting concerns me.

Kiyu is pointed out as a pro gamer and shes embarrased. Sam makes fun of her.

SAM AND TAURTIS ARE GOING TO SKIP THEIR DETENTION IM GOING TO SCREAM

also Dom's gym outfit is just him in underwear and I think thats a bit odd

SAM DO NOT PROVOKE THE SUPERHERO and now he is GASLIGHTING the superhero into thinking that he LOST WHY SAM WHY

guess he won idk

anyway that is the end of episode four!

[lumpiya]

mates and shaw pack (mostly mates) gc but its stuff that me and my friends have texted

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Team Jacob

stinky: testing its ya boi

devil: testing testing

devil: is this thing on

cloth: poop poop

devil: SUP ITS YA BOI EREN FROM PARADIS ISLAND

cloth: doop doop

stinky: NO

devil: JUST POPPING IN TO LET YALL KNOW THAT THE RUMBLING IS UNDERWAY

devil: AND ITS PRETTY LIT

cloth: WHY DID YOU MEMORIZE THAT-

devil: IM DOING THIS TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS (who i sure hope survive this lmao gl guys)

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Team Jacob

cloth: NVM IG WE’RE TRIPPIN BABE

devil: YEAH YALL TROPICAL

devil: I MEANT TRIPPIN

stinky: HELL YEAH WE’RE TROPICAL

cloth: ON A TROPICAL ISLAND

stinky: ON A TROPICAL ISLANDDD

cloth: PUTTING ON LOTION. SITTING BY THE OCEAN

stinky: RUBBIN IT ON MY BODY RUBBIN IT ON MY BODY-

cloth: GET ME OUT OF THIS CAAAAAAAAVEEEEE

stinky: CAUSE ITS NOTHIN BUT A GLADIATOR GRAVEEEE

cloth: AND IF I STICK TO THE PLAN. I THINK ILL TURN INTO A LAVA MAN

stinky: I THINK ILL TURN INTO A LAVA MANNNNNN

stinky: we TRIPPIN-

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Team Jacob

stinky: we miss you guys :(((

devil: did u know that the wife of Cormac McCarthy, renowned writer of the novel The Road, pulled a gun out of her vagina and threatened him when they were talking about aliens?

stinky: nvm i don’t miss you

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Team Jacob

devil: wait… if yall have internet again… does that mean… WE HAVE WORK TOMORROW

cloth: fuck lemme just drive milo’s car into the cable shit

cloth: dw i got everything under control

stinky: HELL YEAH MVP SWEETHEARTTT

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Team Jacob

cloth: its so fuckin cold

devil: hollup

devil: why tf are you up

cloth: it was so cold i woke up

cloth: WHY R U UP

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Shaw-tys like a melody

babe: how did everyone sleep?

angel: GOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGG

ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

babe: WHAT ARE WE SCREAMING FOR?!?!?1!1!??1!?

sweetheart: BALLS?🤤🤞🏻‼️‼️‼️

angel: BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

milo: BALLSSSSSS

david: what the actual fuck is going on

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Team Jacob

cloth: ill bring the biggest thing i can find

cloth: that i can smash your head with

devil: the biggest thing you can find is deez nuts in your mouth

[devil has been removed from the group chat]

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Team Jacob

stinky: if i hear “dyna NA NA NA NA NA NA NA hey!” one more time im gonna plant a dyna NA NA NA NA NA in your little HEY

devil: CAUSE I-I-IM

stinky: istg angel i will literally bust your knees backwards

devil: STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE-

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Team Jacob

stinky: i would rather be caught for tax evasion than get chased by a humanoid daddy king legs

stinky: if sweetheart runs, i hide

stinky: they may not be fast but its scary

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Shaw-tys like a melody

darlin: the audacity to assume i like butterflies

darlin: they are pretty bitches, but if they are a flying bitch, i will make sure they cant be a flying bitch

darlin: they’ll be a walking corpse

darlin: whether you are a pretty hoe, if u piss me off, its on sight

sam: all i did was ask if they wanted to go to the butterfly walk with me at the zoo

ash: I KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAYYYY

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Team Jacob

devil: get a ass shoved up your dick

devil: wait a minute

devil: did i just

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Shaw-tys like a melody

angel: soooo we are just going to order roasted dick from HK cafe

angel: WAIT

angel: NO

babe: ROASTED WHAT NOW

milo: WHAT

ash: DJAKJDKSJDKD

darlin: I WANT SOME ROASTED PP

angel: NOOOO

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Team Jacob

stinky: are you ok

stinky: [pic of angel’s discord and they’ve playing mc for 5 hours]

cloth: they’re sad no one came to their birthday party

stinky: this you angel?

stinky:

cloth: BAHAHAHHAHA

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[askfallenroyalty]

im getting really off-track here and am sorry to disturb from the main storyline but im very curious what fate ralsei holds in your universe because i think? this is one of the most unique endings i saw him getting? not that ive seen much besides all of the fountains closing or rals being a villain/someone from ut partially i just wanna know how he's doing. he seemed so disappointed when leaving

oh! i can actually show it. i WANT to clean up and make the drawn comic panels i did on the dark world stream publicly available but i just never find the time for it KLFLSf it'd be a bit of an effort because i didn't know to use the webtoon feature so everything is by a LARGE folder instead of separate canvases... wild i used to work that way. hell on earth.

ok so. I WILL transcribe this comic when i do the above ^ so apologies to those who need it for now. under the cut is Ralsei's ending, minus most of the context. i want to emphasizes, THIS IS A TEMPORARY POSTING LMAO. it will be accessible and fully contextualized later

Uh. Spoilers for Darkworld Arc (the Sam's Biggest Mistake in AFR History Arc). Does it count as a spoiler if i'm a lazy ass who hasn't gotten around to cleaning this story up?

again transcript will be added in the actual release. alongside the unfinished "music" video (the audio was never composed as the vid wasn't finshed.) it has SOME merit tho.

After the Big Battle with Gaster the knight returns (is anyone surprised? no) and posseses Lancer to help give an epilogue to the kids.

(skipping ahead a little because i DO want this scene to mostly be unspoiled, even after all this time)

...apparently this is where either my tablet died again or i was burnt out after drawing for like, idk, 12 hours on stream SKFJSLDF. this is the last panel.

mwuah. a master piece.

ANYWAY. Ralsie (at this point he's been reunited with the kids at the end of the battle. i DO have art for that but i'm just going to show the aftermath)

anyway with Tazetta being crowned princess and given a fresh new life, (again, details vauge cause it's a cute scene that works best with full context) she and ralsei are set up to be new siblings -a brother and a sister!

Kris and Susie got the chance to be proper heroes to defeat Gaster (saving Ralsie in the process) so everyone's on good terms -Susie feels redeemed for attacking Feylow and Knight-Kris (Knis???), Kris got a big Hero Moment and feels validated in their ability to choose their destiny, Ralsei gets to feel the prophecy wasn't a total lie, and he's been given a full chance to live his own life now without the Knight being a turd about it

anyway with the Knight

(AGAIN trying my best not to spoil the scene (fine with talking story beats but not in detail) so deal with being out of context as possible) the knight literally ends the fight by putting gaster in a time out and deciding to become a better person for the darkner's benefit.

yeah. jeeze. really wild how chapter 2 completely recontextualized things huh.

Also, since it's been a year :grimace emoji: i can saftely say the knight is WAY out of character and way to nice and "forgivable" in this dark world. back then I was thinking: "hm, maybe the Knight can be more redeemed and once in Darkworld, they could have a change of heart :)"

yeah thats. that's WAY off the table for Angel's Lullaby as it is now. the "will they or won't they redeem themself" is still on the table but its a WAY bigger fight to accomplish (or fail) than what was depicted here, sharing Kris' SOUL or not.

I think i was just toying with the idea of the Knight's redemption to foreshadow Asriel being flowey and not believing their SOUL was real. I felt this would help justify/foreshadow why Asriel was wrong ahead of time. or something. now i just think it hurts the story by having the knight involved, it undermines that story's intentional confusion if Asriel was right or not a ton!

yeah a big reason why the DW arc was Bad was because 1) outdated for both Angel's AND deltarune LMAO 2) bad in context of Asriel's arc 3) Feylow is kinda a big mess and overly ambitious of a writing metaphor for my skill level at the time 4) litearllyyyy hate the narrative i built for frisk and ralsei and i couldn't really salvage that x-x

ANYWAY sorry for the mean tangent. hopefully this gave you some insight to Ralsei's story arc even if I didn't show the full extent of it

[ricearicema]

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EPISODE 219: The Traveling Tarot Reader

(Apologies for the extra incomprehensibility I am listening and writing this while commuting) (not driving dw)

I love the intro so much

Oo spooky

Good questions Cecil

LETS FUCKING GO CARMA

Revolt!!!!! Fuck Lubelle!!

Omg art reflects life

Solidarity huddle!!

Scarecrow really went 😑🫤

He is the scarecrow!!

NO NOT THE CENSORSHIP THIS IS SO UNFAir

oh no oh no oh no

Holy shit is carlsos still involved with the university??????

Whoaaaaa deep shit

THE LEOPARDS DOUBLE?? Kevin reference?

Ooh damn

Lubelle is an invalidating asshole she’s gaslighting them what

Oh no where are the others? Did the boy murder them. ITS CECIL? The real story is in what you cannot see…

what else has been destroyed by the university of what it is? What else is Cecil hiding?

WHAT ARE SAM AND LUBELLE DOING YHERE?

Oh this weather is so rich and warm agsjdkdndbd

Delicious

A photo of him?

That’s sketchy

No not lubelle taking notes

I hate her so much

She’s so fake I want to punch her

“Sessil, I just learned that murder is a felony! :D” lmao

Bye bye tarot reader

NOT LUBELLE WITH THE ANTI TAROT SENTIMENTS ✋

THE SCIENTIST!!!! IS IT FOR CARLOS???? PERFECT CARLOS? The neverednring pocket cards

A waste of three bucks? How oblivious can this man. Be