#eat up silly guy served some hcs

[mewmeomei]

streamer!twst : octavinelle (platonic ver) edition !

romantic ver. here!

heartslabyul , savanaclaw , octavinelle , scarabia , pomefiore , ignihyde , diasomnia + bonus

a/n: .not exactly proud of this one grrr

credits to @charlie1120w for azuls nd a bit of floyds part :33

desc: what if they stream?? and what if you're their friend???

characters: azul ashengrotto , jade leech , floyd leech

(gn!reader)

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azul ashengrotto !

advertisement streams for mostro lounge

he streams himself making the food and showing off the newest menu

and its always after hours while he's alone in the kitchen or inside the vip room

he got like a big ass message on the corner of his stream like "like & follow for free coupons and discounts at mostro lounge the next time you visit 😘" and "donate to support this streamer!"

he sometimes takes chat out for a walk in mostro lounge outside of his vip room

^probably almost got a fight on stream once

he IMMEDIATELY ended the stream the moment the first hit was landed on one of the person

pretended nothing ever happened next stream and he now doesn't leave the vip room when streaming 😍

has attempted to try and get vil, leona to come to mostro lounge so he could get them on stream

vil reluctantly went to mostro lounge once because he's getting annoyed of azul

azul immediately went out of the vip room while streaming for the first time in months

how fast he gained customers and followers that stream is insane

he got lots of money that day because of people wanting to meet vil and people found the staff there hot and gave large tips

*huff puff huff puff* madol.. *huff puff huff puff*

def bribed cater to do a collaboration stream w him

honestly i think his chat would bully him often

i mean who wouldn't want to bully a guy that moans like every other word and talks all serious

ihaveabigpp donated 10$ ! : "i hc u as a ugly baby"

"how dare you insult me like that, user ihaveabigpp. your digital footprints may get leaked, and your future employer will see you've been doing online slander. you won't ever get a job like that balblabkabka"

chat found him even goofier after that

he got bullied even more 💀

he cried in his bed that night 💔

jade and floyd occasionally crashes his streams

he got like even more followers after the first time they crashed his stream

now every stream has some people begging him to bring the twins back

bonus : he gives his followers special treatment if they ever go to mostro lounge

they get served by bro personally like woah

with (name)!

they're also a staff there (+azuls bestest friend)

that also crashes his streams sometimes

when they do crash his streams tho its usually at the end of his streams

the first time they did tho

you can see azuls finished product getting taken away by an unknown hand as azul watches in disbelief

you could hear satisfied moans off screen

"mm woah this shits good"

ok bitch who said you could eat it

when (name) did that his

facial features starts twitching

and he does his farewell to chat

slowly lift his head up to look at them

"you do know i could make your life miserable in a second right?"

"pshh as if you'd actually do that u love me"

he did make their life miserable in a second

even more work

they're literally still working after hours

and they have the leech twins harassing them 24/7

they were so stressed they made a deal w azul

holy shit (name)s stupid even i wouldnt resort to the golden toilet paper (me saying that as if i didnt write that)

"oh? i see. alright, here's the deal: i give you normal work hours and ask floyd and jade to stop harassing you, you stop interrupting my streams. is it a deal?"

jade leech !

hiking+mushroom picking streams

he wears a silly hiking bucket hat everytime he does a hiking stream

(this one specifically)

everytime he finds a mushroom his smile obviously gets brighter

immediately flips the camera to film the mushroom and start explaining the deets of it to chat

he gets so excited you could hear excitement in his usual serious tone

his chat purposely ask him questions about mushrooms to hear him get excited

its like a guilty pleasure for them ww

if he finds edible mushrooms he cooks them at the end of the streams

we love our shroom addicted malewife 😍

he says some.. interesting things to chat sometimes

"ah, don't worry, i was just joking 😊" you just said you may or may not be a cannibal that isn't funny

sometimes plays games with floyd and azul

its usually horror games

he makes that very perverted smile of his whenever azul gets jumpscared and screams

his chat..loves it... ok

his fans are probably as insane as he is tbh

with (name)!

joins in some of his hiking streams

they got no choice

its either go or go

they're now officially his cameraman

jade probably asked if they wanted to make crack with shrooms

it was on live too

"do you want to get arrested.." "why not?"

(name).. run

they ended up just somehow grinding edible mushrooms into powder and ate it

they were choking almost the entire stream

someone did a time lapse and it lasted for 3 minutes

the moment they stopped coughing they were just lying there on the kitchen floor

somehow JADE IS STILL SMILING

insane

like really insane

(name) was convinced they were high

(spoiler: they're actually not)

they kept screaming at jade abt how he drugged them

jade knocked them out (there wasn't another solution)

then jade had to reassure chat they weren't actually high so they won't get investigated 💀

anyways after stream jade treated them to a homemade risotto 🫶

"heh, sorry for frightening you. although you did overreacted a bit.."

floyd leech !

he streams whatever he feels like it at the moment

and streams whenever he likes

he will might go "wow this is boring im gonna do this" mid stream

honestly all his streams are confusing but people sit through it cuz um he's goofy

whenever he plays games he calls jade during the stream like

"hey jade play with me"

"floyd, im-"

"ok see you in 2 minutes"

jade drops everything and joins in bc he's a good brother 🤗

bros chat goes feral

t-twins.. t-t-twi

they stream together pretty often

it's either jade invites himself in or floyd forcing him

azul also a victim

floyd just straight up shoves his phone into azuls face

he'd kept doing that till he gets kicked out or azul is about to bust

once brought chat to mostro lounge's kitchen and started mixing every drink together and drank it

"oh!! yummy!!"

ended up drinking the whole drink supply 💀

azul found out and is PISSED

floyd got banned from touching the kitchen for a month

any closer to the kitchen azul's eyes will actually pop out

i.. actually am running out of ideas so heres a drawing as apology<3

staff z's getting fired btw

with (name)!

woa

gets chased down by him whenever he sees them that he forgets he's streaming

known as "that shrimp person" in floyds streams

does stupid activities with him in his streams

did a "pranking azul at 3AM 😹😹" stream once

they snuck in his room while he's peacefully sleeping

(name) was helping floyd film and their own phone in their other hand

after getting in a not so visible place

they started to blast a woman cursing you in witch videos

azul woke up clearly frightened

he didnt move like at all but he widened his eyes vry vry big 💀

SOMEHOW?? FLOYD CLIMBED ON HIS CEILING LIKE HE'S MANGLE OR SOMETHING AND DROPS DOWN ON AZUL

my guy screamed like he just witnessed someone eating a live octopus 💀

floyd and (name) kept laughing as they run out of his room

chat got jumpscared by floyd dropping from the ceiling so bad they are also panicking 😭😭

"ahaha!! shrimpy, you saw how azul screamed right?? we should do this more often!! gyahaha!"

[spidergutz-writes]

What are some fluff hcs that you have for any and all of your handsome boys?? How would you spend a day with them? What are dates each of them would take you on?

meadow! Your spoiling me with all these delicious and amazing ideas!!

I’ll actually probably make this in 2 or 3 parts just so I can fit all mah bois :) (if requested, I will also add in some of my favorite gals!)

RED GUY:

Hand holding to the max!!

could be watching the most horrific thing unfold infront of him, and his hand would still be slotted in with yours

making dinner? He’s holding your hand.

watching tv? He’s holding your hand.

sleeping? Yup, he’s holding your hand!

he's a very shameless person when it comes to the softer things in your relationship

will not hesitate to pull you into his lap for cuddles.

also won’t hesitate to cling to you on every part of the day.

your cooking? Well so is he, now.

he loves cooking with you. It’s just so…normal.

normality is not something he experiences a lot, so even when you two are doing simple and mundane things, he enjoys it to the fullest :)

bro's sense of humor is so bad, but it gets to the point where it’s so ungodly terrible, that it becomes funny.

“Hey...what do you call a prisoner walking downstairs?”

“i dunno..What do ya call 'em?”

“..a CONDESCENDING… :D”

he thinks he’s funny, so please laugh :((

dates include him and you cooking a dessert of some sort.

his favorite is making apple cobbler pie with you :3

often you’ll end up with flour hand prints on your ass and some whipped cream on your nose.

he's just a silly guy doing silly things with his ooohh sooo silly partner!!

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JIN BUBAIGAWARA: (what? He dies? No. No he doesn’t. Not here. He lives. That’s the reality we have here. Deal with it. Go argue with the wall idc.)

my sweet sweet baby boy. Where should I start?

okay, before he overcomes his trauma:

Took his mask off infront of you once, and now he can’t stop.

hes addicted to how you kiss his scar

how you coo at him and tell him he’s so handsome 🥺

Will fight for you if it’s serious. He’s still scared he’s a clone :((

will stand up for you tho

anyone says anything bad about you? He’s cursing them out while his alter ego is making weirdly terrifying threats.

”YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, HUH?” “I hope you sleepwalk into oncoming traffic...” “DONT YOU FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PARTNER” “I hope everyone you love leaves you.…”

Dates consist of you two sitting on top of rooftops while having a picnic. Talking shit, cuddling, and eating.

you two end up falling asleep in each others arm a lot, admiring the sunset or the moon.

he is a human heating pad. Like seriously. You don’t need a blanket when he’s around

Loves lying on his back with you laying on his chest :)

is a little shy :(

Thinks you don’t want others to know you two are a thing :(((

but when you hold his hand in public or in front of the league? He melts.

When you first kissed his lips over the mask in public? He cried a little

tears of joy :)

can’t cook for shit. That man burns water.

don’t ask me how, but you tasked him to make breakfast one morning, and a fire broke out.

there was also mayonnaise on your ceiling. Again, don’t ask, not even he knows.

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Simon Riley "Ghost" (this motherfucker doesn't die either. if anyone tells me otherwise, meet me at the Arby's parking lot at 6, BECAUSE I WILL FIGHT YOU)

oh my lawdy lawd. he is just SO FINE, WHERE DO I EVEN START??

this man has issues. he's really touch starved, but doesn't know how to accept any light touches.

he might shy away from your light advancements, because he's so used to any physical bringing harm or ill intent towards him.

but when you kiss his cheek, and hug his (slutty) little waist, he folds like a lawn chair on a hot summer day.

will scream, cry, throw up, roll on the ground, and promptly die if you ever serve him tea in a bowl (the French do this.)

likes to go to the gym with you. he loves to see you work out iykwim.

Ghost has never been a man for soft things, but he Isn't Ghost with you. With you, he's Simon Riley, a man who longs to have a sense of normalcy, a man who wants to take you out to nice restaurants, and a man who wants to bend down on one knee for you, and ask that burning question that lays in the back of his mind 24/7

he wants to do all of those things, but its going to take time. his insecurities tell him you deserve a man who can do more for you, but as always, you wash those thoughts away for him.

for now, his dates consist of concealed places, like the safety of either his, or your home, where he can take off his mask, safely. sitting, watching movies, drinking wine or scotch, and cuddling.

He's a big advocate on "actions speak louder than words" so he doesn't say "I love you" too often, but when he does say it? you better get the tissues. because he only says it during a really vulnerable moment of his, like when he's calming down from a PTSD induced flashback, or a panic attack, or when its late, in the middle of the night, when he knows its just him and his demons awake, with you sleeping soundly in his arms.

believe it or not, THIS MAN CAN COOK-

listen, i know he's British, and i know he's in the military, but that man just radiates "I'll make you a five star meal before i snap your neck"

he is a god when it comes to making steak. give him a basic ass steak, some spices, and a few other side ingredients and he'll give you a true taste of heaven. A taste of heaven from a man from hell.

we love him all the same though <3

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holy fucking hell this took WAY too long, and I took some extra time on Ghosts.

as always, any type of constructive criticism is appreciated, no matter how harsh or small it is <3

[bakidose]

— TOKYO REV ## RANDOM HCS

alternate title: tr men and random headcanons i have abt some of them

characters included: ran haitani / sanzu haruchiyo / hanma shuji / manjiro sano / baji keisuke / takemichi hanagaki

warnings: a bit suggestive / mostly sfw tho / crack cocaine for sanzu / humour / gn! reader / ooc maybe?? idk thats up to u to decide lol

a/n: these were the only characters i could think of hcs for off the top of my head shhh. n e ways weewoo my first official contribution to the tr fandom, enjoy :p

% SHUJI HANMA %

he's the type to fake bang you.

doesn't matter where you are, who you're with or what you're doing– the moment he sees you bent down, hes getting all up behind you and thrusting full force 💀

you've had to start kneeling and squatting down to reach for things instead after one incident. living in fear everyday that hanma may one day pull a bluff on your poor, vulnerable ass right in front of your friends and family 😟

"shuji PLEASE im trying to take this dish out of the oven"

"hm? sorry~. i cant help myself when you're all bent down like that just for me ♡ "

you burned your fingers and almost dropped your lasagna all over the floor

all he did in apology was pat your ass and said "it looks good babe 😘"

you still dont know whether he was talking about your ass– or the lasagna

probably both.

% RAN HAITANI %

he makes deez nuts jokes along with his brother rindou LMAO

thinks they're sooo fuckin funny. oh? your legs are broken? lol deez nuts are next 🤣

and whats worse is that rin backs him up too with a shit eating grin, both giggling like lil kids who just made a joke about poo

has never actually fallen for it whenever someone tries though

and even if it were to happen, you wouldnt know.

given the way he just stands there like 🕺 right after he finishes you off with his baton for humiliating him like that in broad daylight

rin: "🙄 cant believe you fell"

ran: "i didnt fa-"

rin: "for deez nuts."

ran: 😃

not only did he fall for deez nuts twice on that day, but he smacked a hoe with his baton twice too

hurt his ego knowing rindou pulled it on him without missing a beat

if you ever asked, it never happened <3

% SANZU %

ACTUALLY served crack before he served his country.

has definitely snorted cocaine off your ass crack to make things more exciting

though one time, you caught him snorting sugar off the kitchen counter. having temporarily taken away his coke stash after he kept waking up next to you high as hell

a credit card, 10,000¥ bill and nose all lined up to take another hit

"what are you doing?? you know you cant-"

"its not."

"huh? the hell you mean its 'not' 🤨"

"its sugar, princess. here~ try it"

"no thanks-"

told you to shut up as he scooped some up with his finger n stuck them in your mouth anyway

it was sugar.

he was snorting glucose up his nostrils.

"WHAT THE FUCK 😃."

you still think he mightve done it just to spite you since youre so worried about his health

you gave him back his shit after that

so it was either him high off the rocks or...yeah <3 he was definitely in a silly goofy mood that day

manz is actually deranged 🚹 middle child behavior if ive ever seen it

% BAJI KEISUKE %

never make a 'your mom' joke at this guy.

ever.

the first n last time some sleezy highschool kid tried to do it to a pre-k baji, they limped outta there the next day looking like they got mauled by several street cats

just never- dont. dont even utter a word about his mom unless youve been feeling alive'nt recently

you can talk smack about baji but never about his momma :<

ranted to peke j about it that night as he was falling asleep

"and i pummeled that asshole! right in his ugly ass mug 😤"

peke j: mrow

"no one!... can talk shit about my mom like that...*snores*"

peke j: mrow

% MIKEY %

still orders the McDonald's happy meal even as an adult

does NOT eat the apple slices :<

he's also another person who enjoys pulling deez nuts jokes on unsuspecting victims...or at least used to ://

*is busy munching on dorayaki*

"hey you know suna?"

"whos that? 😐"

"suna or later deez nuts gonna be in ya' mouth"

k.o'ed on sight. absolutely hates deez nuts jokes now after he fell for one.

draken laughs everytime he recalls it, and mikey refuses to answer any random questions since then

% TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI %

asked chifuyu one time after he did the devils tango with hina on their wedding night

if it was gay to think of another man during it.

"hey so i was wondering... is it gay to think of mikey while i was having sex with hina?"

?????

"huhhh 😕 takemitchy, man i– i mean..bros before hoes right? 😄"

"yeah!! youre right!"

both sat there in silence after

then hakkai walked in, holding his phone that still had mitsuya's now updated side profile picture as his lockscreen

takemichi cried that night 👍🏼

taglist: @katsukichu

© bakidose 2021 — all rights reserved. do not modify, claim, distribute, or steal my work.

[tum-bakery]

Any Shuichi stuffed hcs? 👀

It took me a minute, but I DO!

Stuffed Saih.ara HCs:

- He bloats quite a bit.

- He seems like he'd be the type to hiccup, but he is totally more of an embarrassed small burp into the hand kind of guy.

- I can already imagine how many buttons he has to undo whenever he's stuffed... he's no doubt popped a few.

- For him it's very all or nothing he either is so engrossed in his work he forgets to eat or he's snacking the whole time until his stomach finally protests.

- The same goes for breakfast, he either forgets about it or stuff himself silly and doesn't even realize it.

- He usually serves himself very small portions, but if it's really good or he's encouraged too he'll eat a bigger portion.

- This detective doesn't really like greasy food. Mainly because he eats most when he's working and he doesn't want to get grease on his work. HOWEVER if someone is feeding him? he has a low tolerance, but will eat up some fried or greasy foods.

- He really enjoys very rich foods, that are very flavorful.

- (I want to make a fic with this next headcanon SO bad-) Saih.ara knows he doesn't tend to eat often so he starts buying things high in calories, nutrients, ect. generally any food that is jam packed into a small portion. He want's to take better care of himself ya know? It works well until well... he starts distracted eating and completely stuffing himself on very calorie and nutrient dense food.

- I have started getting a soft spot for soft Saih.ara. Him being less stressed all the time, relaxing, remembering to eat meals and filling out.

[merakiui]

Twilight and Night Teams Playing Among Us HCs

The 14th Department decides to play Among Us (PART 2). (Part 1 can be found here.)

Twilight Team (Hesperide)

🎮 Cyrille 🎮

He’s the type of player who overanalyzes everything. Oh, the lights went out and Sian’s avatar passed by him? Yep, that’s sus.

He’s actually pretty good at determining who the impostor is. Cyrille keeps an eye out for those who are around him, stowing that information away for when the next dead body is reported.

Cyrille’s a genius, so of course he’d be perfect as a crew mate or the impostor. It doesn’t matter the role; he’s able to adapt flawlessly. 

Though he still manages to fumble with the controls. Dexterity isn’t his speciality, so it took some time to get used to playing. (He accidentally clicked on the vent button instead of sabotage, and Sian caught him.)

When he’s the impostor, he uses the classic “if you didn’t see it, it didn’t happen” excuse. He’s always asking the others for their proof when they’re accusing him.

“If you didn’t see me anywhere near the body, why would it be me? You lack substantial evidence, and because of that you’ll lose. In other words, voting me out would only benefit the impostors.”

He could probably write an entire thesis paper on why he isn’t the impostor. 

Everyone just believes him because they don’t want to hear a rant that delves into the science behind the gameplay, and they’re also just trying to have fun. No one asked for a science lesson. Sorry, Cyrille.

He’s not that good at completing the tasks because the controls confuse him. 

His go-to color is green, and he wears the goggles hat. 

🛠️ Noah 🛠️

Noah’s soft appearance and way of speaking reflects kindness, so there’s just no way he could be the impostor!

He likes to look at things from the perspective of lawful justice. Although it’s a game, Noah’s certain this tactic won’t fail him.

He considers it to be a great way to pass time, and it’s especially fun to play with the manager. Sometimes it can get tedious when he’s stuck as a ghost for an entire round, but other than that Noah likes it.

He’ll stick with the others in groups so no one winds up dead, but if the manager does end up dying he might tease them about it. 

Noah likes playing with Kati, despite the fact that the younger Soul Reaper is always trying to compete with him. He tends to take on the role of an elder brother whenever him and Kati are in the same lobby, and most of the time he’ll lose for the sake of inflating Kati’s ego.

He tends to break up a lot of arguments between Kati and Sian, especially when they bicker over who did what task.

“It’s just a game. There’s no need to fight so much.”

“The phrase ‘it’s just a game’ is such a weak mindset.” - Kati to Noah, probably. Noah just doesn’t understand why everyone gets so riled up. There’s no point in arguing over Among Us. They should use that time to vote out the impostors. 

He’s more athletic, so video games aren’t his style. But Among Us does improve his observation skills, so he doesn’t mind it all that much.

His go-to color is lime, and he wears the police hat.

🎤 Sian 🎤

He blames everyone but himself. Sian is so quick to point fingers and start arguments based on what the others say. 

“You saw me vent? As if! I’m not stupid like you. If you vote me out, you’re all going to lose. Seriously...”

Sometimes he gets a little too into the game, often getting frustrated when he’s voted out all because someone blamed him. 

He likes to check the cameras in hopes that he’ll be able to catch one of the impostors. 

When he’s the impostor, he goes after Quincy the most. It’s for all the times Quincy’s bothered him. Revenge is best served in Among Us. “This’ll teach you for always calling me a whelp!” 

If someone walks in on him after he’s killed a crew mate, he’ll report the body so fast and blame that person.

“It was Kati! I saw him kill Cyrille! You guys have to believe me.”

Sian is 100% salty in the dead chat, but Cyrille’s there as well so it’s not all that bad. 

He probably looks at Among Us memes and tips to win flawlessly as the impostor, and he’ll show them to Cyrille so that the two of them can team up to throw the game.

His go-to color is red, and he wears the backwards cap because he believes it looks cool. 

🍎 Kati 🍎

He’s competing with Noah. It doesn’t matter if they’re in two separate lobbies; he’s still going to consider it a competition.

Kati’s the type of player who chases the others around while pretending to be the impostor.

Definitely trolls, so much so that sometimes he’ll get kicked from the lobby. 

He’s also the one who constantly calls emergency meetings when nothing has begun just so he can accuse others. 

“I saw Noah fake the scan in Med-bay! It’s got to be him. Vote him out!”

He’ll say the most suspicious things, telling the others to watch their backs or else he’ll bite them. It’s a heavy threat when you consider the fact that he actually will bite you in real life. So in-game isn’t all that far off either.

Kati gets a little too trigger-happy when he’s the impostor, forming pacts with the others and then betraying them shortly after. He’d be good at the impostor role if he wasn’t constantly acting so giddy and sus. 

He teams up with Day and the two of them cause trouble together. It’s especially fun when they’re the impostors.

Kati complains in the dead chat once he’s killed, whining about how he’s so certain that it was Noah who sabotaged his chances at winning. 

His go-to color is pink, and he wears the flower pin hat.

Night Team (Noctu)

🎯 Aitachi 🎯

The others tell him to wear the sticky note that says “dum” because it’ll ward off the evil impostors, and he does just that.

Aitachi doesn’t really understand the concept of Among Us. He’s not exactly up-to-date with modern technology, and so he’s not good at video games.

When playing, he’ll believe whatever the others tell him under the pretense that they mean what they say. Of course, half of them are being helpful and the other half just want to see cute Tachi pout in confusion.

“What does any of this mean, Sir Kirr?” he’ll ask, as if Kirr knows anything. Kirr just tells him it boils down to pure instinct and survival. “I see! In that case, we shall form a group and huddle to keep warm!”

Aitachi, no... You have to do your tasks, silly. 

He never does any of his tasks, so his task bar never goes up. Because of that, everyone suspects him of faking tasks. In reality, Aitachi has no clue what that even means.

When he plays with the manager, Aitachi always swears that he’ll protect them because it’s his duty as a warrior. Unfortunately, as soon as they separate, he’s killed.

He types in the ghost chat as the living debate what their next move will be, wondering why no one’s responding to his messages.

When he does figure out how to play, which will take a lot of time, he actually has a lot of fun trying to find the impostors. 

His go-to color is brown, and he wears the bear ears because it’s the closest thing to a pelt. When he isn’t wearing that hat, he’s got the “dum” sticky note on. 

🏹 Kirr 🏹

Just like Aitachi, he’s clueless. Though he’s able to adjust to the rules once he understands them. 

The only thing on his mind is survival of the fittest, and he uses his knowledge as a hunter to avoid death.

“This world is not much different from ours.” (For context, he’s comparing the impostors to vengeful spirits.)

Kirr likes to ask a lot of questions that have nothing to do with the actual gameplay. 

“If everyone is stuck on this spaceship, why haven’t they had anything to eat yet? They will starve without any nutrition.”

Kirr, sweetheart, it’s just a video game. Don’t worry about that.

He works alongside Aitachi, and the two of them learn—albeit incorrectly—from one another. They’re both so proud when they do their very first task.

Kirr never seems to become the impostor, so he’s always stuck as a crew mate. Along with that, he gets lost around the map quite easily, which is ironic considering he’s a skilled hunter.

He’s one of the few who’s killed first because he’s always alone in electrical trying to connect the wires. :( Poor Kirr.

His go-to color is black, and he wears the miner cap hat because he thinks the light on it will actually illuminate his way when the lights are sabotaged. Kirr’s just trying to do some in-game camouflage, but it’s not really working.

🎼 Nine 🎼

Nine is a silent player, only talking when he needs to. No one ever has time to question him because they’re too busy arguing over whether or not the others are the impostors. 

He wouldn’t have considered playing if the manager hadn’t mentioned it to him. It’s a way for everyone to relax and have fun, so they wanted him to be part of the chaos. 

He tends to stay in the background to avoid immediate suspicion. His tasks are always his first priority, and because of that he ends up finishing earlier than most players. Though a body report or an emergency meeting is inevitable, and sometimes that’ll interrupt him when he’s downloading files.

He’ll only call an emergency meeting when it’s absolutely necessary. Whenever Day follows him around, Nine doesn’t bother with a meeting. He’s certain Day won’t kill him because that human puppy never seems to get the impostor role.

Surprisingly good at faking tasks. He’s learns quickly that certain tasks perform a small animation once completed, so he stays away from those when he’s the impostor. 

Very rarely participates in the discussions. His strategy is mainly just keeping important information to himself so he can win, but as a crew mate he adds in a word or two that can either refute or prove the others’ claims. 

Nine never understands why Theo’s so intent on chasing him around. Once he was outed as the impostor—courtesy of the gracious Theo—and for that entire game he was just following Theo as a ghost. Sometimes Theo’s more confusing the gameplay itself.

He’s still polite to everyone, even if they’re accusing him or getting a little too heated.

“I respect your opinion, but I’m afraid I saw Mr. Cyrille vent.” Nine wants to remain civil despite the chaos that erupts when trying to pick out the impostor.

His go-to color is purple, and he wears the flamingo hat. (Day chose it for him.)

🍦 Day 🍦

Day doesn’t like being the impostor because he feels bad about having to kill his friends.

“I don’t want to kill Nine-Nine! I don’t want to kill anyone.”

He’ll call emergency meetings for the dumbest things.

“What’s going on? No one’s died yet.” And Day will respond with, “I just wanted to say hi to everyone! At the end of the day, we’re still friends, right?”

Nine has to tell him that it’s just a game and that he should just have fun.

Day follows Nine and the manager around because he believes that if they’re in a group nothing bad can happen. Imagine his surprise when Nine ends up killing him the second the manager leaves for navigation.

He feels so betrayed. His expression goes from :D to D: so fast. Poor Day. He just wanted to be by Nine’s side.

He has so much fun when he’s a crew mate. When he finishes his tasks, he’ll run around the map looking for something to do.

Probably dances on the cameras so the others won’t suspect him of being the impostor, or he’ll do figure eights in the lobby while waiting for everyone else to join. 

His go-to color is white with the cherry hat because it reminds him of ice cream.

[pumpkinpaix]

Something with Wen Ning and pretty much anyone else, for “you’re not very intimidating.”

Lan Jingyi frowns, circling Wen Ning with the critical eye of a connoisseur. Wen Ning dutifully holds his position awkwardly, hands held out in claws, face twisted into what he thinks is (hopefully) a terrifying expression befitting his reputation.

“It’s just—” Lan Jingyi sighs, then shakes his head.

“What is it, Lan-gongzi?” Wen Ning asks politely before he can help it, and quickly schools his features back into their previous arrangement. Or at least, he tries. It’s hard when he can’t see himself.

“You’re just not very intimidating,” Jingyi explains, with all the gentleness of a schoolteacher afraid to disappoint an eager student.

“Oh,” Wen Ning says.

“Not that you aren’t making a stellar effort!” Jingyi hastens to add. “Really—a nice touch, the uh—the way you’re holding your hands—I mean, well, it would work better if you hadn’t trimmed your nails—”

“A-Yuan helped me,” Wen Ning supplies, glancing over at Sizhui, who nods encouragingly. Jin Ling snorts, leaning up against a tree.

“Sizhui!” Jingyi scolds. “How is he supposed to scare people with well-kept hands?”

“Maybe he could roll around in some mud beforehand?” Ouyang Zizhen pipes up from where he’s sitting cross-legged on the ground, head propped up on a fist.

“I tried that before,” Wen Ning admits, straightening his posture and dusting off his robes. “I also used some grass.”

“Grass??” Lan Jingyi demands. “What’s scary about grass?”

Wen Ning shrugs. “Wei-gongzi didn’t think it was very scary either.”

“Wei-qianbei doesn’t think anything is scary,” Lan Jingyi scoffs.

Jin Ling snorts, even louder this time.

Jingyi glares. “If you’re not going to help, then why did you even come?”

“Who wanted to come?” Jin Ling retorts automatically. “You’re the one who made such a fuss and dragged me out into the woods for this nonsense.”

“It’s not nonsense!” Jingyi exclaims. “Look, it’s important that Wen-xiansheng maintains his reputation! What are people going to do when they find out the Ghost General is actually a meek, stuttering man with good manners? Who would probably serve you tea if you asked nicely?? Look, we can’t stand for that! He’ll be bullied!”

“If I don’t speak, they won’t hear me stutter,” Wen Ning points out. “I can still make the standard fierce corpse noises. That’s scary, right?”

“Yes! Yes, that’s scary!” Jingyi says, seizing onto this kernel with enthusiasm. “Let’s hear it!”

Wen Ning looses one of the guttural growls of the undead, the kind that roll out from somewhere unknown and bestial. They always surprise him on the way out, the way they seem to cling to the air and linger where they’re not wanted.

Lan Jingyi is, somehow, not impressed. “Hm,” he says.

“Not loud enough?” Wen Ning asks.

“The sound was fine,” he concedes. “But your expression didn’t match. Can’t you like, exude some black smoke or something? Turn your eyes red?”

“I think you have me confused with Wei-gongzi,” Wen Ning says.

“Maybe Ning-shushu just isn’t meant to be very scary,” Sizhui says, taking pity on him.

“Yeah, Jingyi, why are you so hung up on this anyways?” Zizhen asks.

Lan Jingyi sighs dramatically. “What is the point!! Of having the Ghost General as an escort on nighthunts!! If people find out that he’s actually just a really nice guy??”

“Is it a problem so long as he can still protect us when things go wrong?” Sizhui wonders.

“Sizhui’s right,” Zizhen agrees. “It’s not like he has to be scary to be strong.”

“This is a waste of time,” Jin Ling declares. “I’m going home. I’ll see you all next week in Qishan.”

“Jin Ling!” Lan Jingyi whines. “Jin-xiaojie!”

“Piss off,” Jin Ling says rolling his eyes. He whistles for Fairy, leaping onto Suihua, and zips out of sight.

“For someone so dramatic, you sure don’t have any sense of flair!” Lan Jingyi calls after him.

“Why don’t we just go back and have some tea?” Sizhui suggests.

“I just received a brick as a gift from my friends up north,” Wen Ning says, lighting up. “I’ve been meaning to see if I can brew it properly at home. Did you all want to try some with me?”

“Oh, that sounds good,” Ouyang Zizhen says, getting to his feet. “I’ve always wanted to try foreign tea.”

“I’ll have to get milk first, but I’m not sure it will work,” Wen Ning says. “The taste might be different.”

“We can go to Caiyi to see what they have,” Sizhui says. “I need to get supplies for nighthunting anyways.”

“That’s true,” Zizhen says. “I have a few things I need to pick up as well. Jingyi, are you coming?”

Lan Jingyi gapes at them. “This is exactly what I’m talking about! The Ghost General is going to serve us all some tea? I mean, that’s—ugh, fine!” He throws his hands up in defeat. “Fine! I can’t believe not one of you has any conception of aesthetic! No good taste for presentation!” He flings an arm around Sizhui’s shoulders. “You’re all absolutely hopeless! What are you going to do without my advice, I swear—” 


—


NOTES: 


(did u think I wouldn’t have any bc this is just a tiny tumblr ficlet?? think AGAIN—)

* I have a very idiosyncratic headcanon that wen ning after he and sizhui went to inter their family’s remains at qishan, he went and travelled all the way north into mongolia, where he ran with some nomadic tribes for a hot minute, made friends, and picked up archery again. that’s where he got the tea.

* secondary related hc: fierce corpses can taste (mildly), but eating doesn’t really do anything for them. wwx has, in the intervening years, worked on some talismans to improve wen ning’s quality of living, such as increasing sensation, reducing stiffness, pausing bodily decay etc. so wen ning can taste more now, though the whole “has to manually vaporize any substance he takes into his body” thing I described in wind&rain still holds im making it up as i go y’all


* basically, this takes place somewhere in the spring dawn universe, but it’s extracanonical silliness don’t mind me

* ALSO re: milk! milk DID exist in tang dynasty cuisine according to my very brief dive into wikipedia before it was later abandoned, so THEORETICALLY, they could acquire milk in china. i guess. maybe. IDK look. i tried.

(prompt list || other ficlets || ko-fi)

[youngjaebirdie]

Oi - Youngjae x Reader

Right guys, this is my first ever time writing for any GOT7 member so I hope this can go as well as expected for a first attempt at least. It is only a little silly idea I used from a BTS x GOT7 friendship HC I made on my main blog years ago [self promo lmao sorry]

Part of the Youngjae / BamBam fiction uprising ;) 

I’m sorry it’s only like 800 words btw, and I believe @arssajangnim​ said I could tag this blog for this fic so thank you my lovely :) also I’ll tag my partner in [bts fanfic] crime @kimlisamarie​ so she can see how I got on haha

more A/N at the end

“Youngjae!” you call out from the kitchen hoping the volume of your voice is enough to be heard.

“Lunch is almost ready!” you continue as you run a cutter wheel through the small pizza doing your best to make it into 4 equal parts for 2 small slices each.

This afternoon was to be just a light lunch of pizza and salad to save room for a bigger dinner tonight which you planned to cook from scratch and pull out all the stops for your boyfriend.

“Coming!” he shouts back, the sound of feet coming down the stairs following as you serve up; 2 bowls of salad and the plate of pizza in between on the counter in front two stools.

“Ah, that’s better” he sighs contentedly, a fresh smell of the shower gel he uses radiating from him as he walks up to you for a short sweet kiss.

The two of you sit down on the stools at the kitchen counter and begin eating. You can’t help but watch your boyfriend with endearing eyes as he picks up a slice of pizza and takes a huge mouthful, chewing appreciatively at the first piece of food he’s eaten today. Then he picks up his chopsticks to scoop up some of the salad from his plate, yet again takes a plentiful portion but somehow managing to fit it all in his mouth in one go.

“Mmm” he hums but it doesn’t match the expression he had when he had the pizza just then… “Jagiya?” he questions, every syllable muffled from the food still in his mouth. His nose does that wiggle that he never realizes he is doing when he is concentrating.

“Yes?” you reply, watch Youngjae finish the mouthful of salad in a slow and painful kind of manner, hesitant to swallow it.

“Cucumber?” he questions causing a wave of panic to rush through you.

You had forgotten a small fact about your boyfriend. The one food he dislikes.

Flashback

“I like most food… apart from cucumber. If you ever give me cucumber I will chase you and fight you” he joked in a conversation on your second date when you two had gotten onto the topic of likes and dislikes.

“Oh no” you whisper, eyes wide open.

Before he can say anything, you shoot out of your seat because you know what’s about to come.

“Oh my god, get back here!” he laughs hysterically also remembering what he had previously said about what he would do if you ever gave him the one food he hates.

You race up the stairs and you can hear the sound of him running after you. 

“You are so dead!” he exclaims, unable to stop laughing, probably at the thought of catching you.

“I forgot!!!” you yell from the bedroom also laughing half amused half nervous as you search for a hiding place.

You seek refuge in the wardrobe trying your absolute best to remain quiet and not to laugh at your boyfriend’s reaction to a single piece of cucumber.

“Y/n?” you hear him say, fairly certain he is in this room looking for you. “Y/n, I know you’re in here… Come out come out wherever you are…” he teases in a melodic way.

“Are you… here?” he asks as you can hear his footsteps around the room. 

“Okay, so not under the bed…. How about… here?! Ha!” he exclaims though he hasn’t checked your hiding place just yet.

“You might as well just come out now jagi… If you aren’t under the bed and you aren’t in the window, then…”

You know your cover is going to be busted. This has to be the next place he checks. You need a plan and fast.

The second you see the wardrobe door opening, you act fast and jump out with an abrupt “Boo!” which makes him leap back in shock, innocently exclaiming with an “ahhh!” and you take that as your chance to race past him and grab yourself a pillow as a defense.

“HA! Got you!” he laughs, jumping on top of you, making you both crash onto the mattress.

Uncontrollably, you’re laughing hysterically as Youngjae relentlessly tickles you. Involuntarily, instead of whacking him with a pillow to stop him, you wriggle about giggling like a little girl.

“Youngjae! Stop! I said I’m sorry!”

“Not good enough y/n!” he giggles back, continuing to tickle you, getting to your most ticklish spots. “You planned this! You wanted to watch me eat a piece of goddamn cucumber!”

“I didn't! Hahahahaha! I swear!” you exclaim. “I love you! I’ll make it up to you!” you screech, stitches forming in your ribs.

This seems to make your boyfriend finally stop tickling you.

“You’ll make it up to me? How?” he coos, now hovering over you so that you’re face to face.

I’ll make a BamBam fic when I get an idea to mind - or, if anyone has any ideas then pretty please drop that in the comments or my ask box :)

Also I’m bad at titles, I believe ‘oi’ is the Korean word for cucumber (and also because of how he’s like ‘you wot m8′ XD). Yes, that’s literally all there was to naming it. I suck.

This ending is sort of an open cliff hanger, part 2 depends on whether anyone wants more and if that’s the case, if they want fluff or smut haha

[abenignsmile]

Some Cielonica shipping meme I did! 

I was lazy so for the portraits I used the art I commissioned from my friend @toivoshi​! (Please check them, they do amazing art and has a super cool ongoing comic series!!)

Links to templates! First (originally posted by senaizuuchan) || Second || Third and Fourth

Note: I changed the second template’s “Screams at bugs” to “Scoops bugs and throws them away” and also added a horse into the driver part since this is Fire Emblem, baybee!!

Also, more talk about these memes under the cut!!

General Ship Meme Stuff

Height Ciela has already stopped growing for a long time. Her height capped at 158 cm/5'1" feet while Veronica keeps on growing. She will eventually outgrow Ciela (maybe she'd hit somewhere 170 or even 175).

Age I never decided on their age. All I know is just Brave!Veronica (I will write as Beronica from now on) is older than Princess Veronica (just Veronica if I write her more) because she seems more mature and more stable as a person. I HC-ed that Veronica is somewhere at 13~16 y.o. while Beronica is at 18 ~ early 20s y.o. and Thrasir is already at mid 20s (maybe 26~27). Ciela in my mind has always been the age of uni/college student, or a fresh graduate who's struggling to find jobs in the world. Her background is still very much vague so I never really thought much about her age.

Falling in love Ciela is very much easily attracted to people, esp those who makes her feel really good. Her romantic disposition usually doesn't stop at anyone w/ feminine tendencies, but she just feels far more comfortable around those who identifies as female, due to multiple reasons. She doesn't mind guys in general, but they just don't get her going. Anyway, she fell in love with Beronica literally at first sight.

Beronica, due to her position, lived a more isolated life, and also is more wary of people in general. There is a limited number of people who she trusts. I HC-ed that she doesn't have much great experience with males (cause iirc her dad was a bastard) except those who she viewed with more brotherly or platonic view like her own brother or Xander. She's most likely a lesbian but also a demiromantic at the same time. Took her a while to develop her feelings towards Ciela, but after that, she's like a car without brakes.

Relationship experience Ciela had been in relationship w/ some guys before she realized she's not really into them. She never really hooked up with any girls because of some prejudice about same sex relationship where she came from, so Beronica is literally her first lesbian partner.

As mentioned above, Beronica lived quite in more isolation so she never really had any romantic relationship experience beyond the formality. She’s not awkward at them however, due to all the manners and diplomatic lessons she received. (And Beronica does have that different streaks of confidence than Veronica. The way they talk is vastly different, with Beronica showing more confidence and is more demanding in tone compared to Veronica’s more flat and reserved tone).

Affections/PDA/Protectiveness Once Beronica enters a serious relationship with Ciela (post their support thing you can read here), Beronica shows Ciela tons of affections and lavishes her with love as she realizes how great of a person Ciela is, and is a bit in a way to repay her for everything she did. Bero doesn't hestitate to hold her hand, hugs her, or even treats potential Ciela courters with much cold or threatening gaze. She'd leave "marks" on Ciela's body but since Ciela dresses very modestly, there's just no room for that, lmao. Fortunately, Bero can show great degree of professionality as a hero first and foremost and not terribly possessive in "you can't interact with people but me" way, since she understands that Ciela is a very important person in the Order of Heroes. She also trusts Ciela enough because she knows Ciela isn't really attracted to anyone else but Bero really.

Ciela mostly have treated Vero the same since the beginning. She did show a great deal of attention towards Beronica to fight off the Embla curse and for everything else really (since she was the fool who fell in love first). She's more reserved in showing her affection since she's a little shyer at times, and a bit bad at words, but she can also be clingy to Beronica, and never minds the affectionate PDA thing Beronica do to her. She also knows that Beronica is rarely ever interested in anyone else but her so things are really bueno for them.

Pet Names They call each other "my beloved" or "dearly beloved". Ciela has a secret nickname for Bero that is "Ronnie", but she uses it more privately because some early heroes who knew about this often teases them about it. They don't have other "silly" pet names because they're just that type of straightforward couple hahah.

Bonus: an alternate versison of Ciela who used to be Thrasir's SO called Thrasironica with the nickname of "night charm" and "night sky". In return, Thrasir called her "thunder" or "paradise". Both pet names are references to some important symbols in their relationship (that are quite different from present Ciela and Beronica).

Smaller stuff/trivias

“Scoops bugs and throws them away” was changed from “screams at bugs” because both Ciela and Beronica thankfully aren't afraid at bugs. They have different level of fascination towards it and behaves really differently. However, Ciela is more pacifist in her approach when dealing with pests while Beronica is more straightforward to kill.

Beronica being a princess once made her very sloppy at doing chores and cookings (I'll talk about this in the food section). She's doing her best, but ultimately Ciela or other heroes prefer to do it on their own most of the time. Beronica is good at keeping her stuff organized at least. They’d still let her do polishing or weapon maintenance since she’s very meticulate and careful. They will also let her do the horse care duty since she’s good with them.

On driving - Beronica has a very loyal horse named Randgridr (whom I don't talk about enough) so she's very good at dealing with animals in general and has great mastery on working with them. In modern AU, this just means she'd get her license as early as she could and just go everywhere with the car she owns. She's also not a clumsy driver. - Ciela eventualy gets to have a falicorn of her own (a black falicorn named Benthe whom she and Bero found when they both ran away to the mountain when Anna declared beach day) so she'd get a mastery on working with mounted animals. In modern AU, she's probably that person who has driving license but doesn't really drive unless she really has to.

On sleeping habit - Ciela is very much a night owl and has hard time getting up in the morning. She often misses roll call and at this point most people in Order of Heroes already accepted this and can proceed business as usual without her.  - Veronica is also a night owl, but this derives from her often having nightmares due to the Curse of Embla. Once meeting Ciela, her sleep quality actually improves a lot - Sometimes they do a lot of “things” at night to tire themselves out and helps them falling asleep better. 

Food Meme Stuff

I imagined both of them aren't very picky eaters. Bero maybe so in the beginning, but being a royal, I imagined she has great palate and experience with foods, and was able to help improve the flavor of foods in the Order via her feedback. She generally eats anything as long as they're prepared properly. She also understand the importance of eating well being a soldier herself.

Ciela isn't picky because of her previous background not letting her eat as much as she wants so she's always eager on trying something new. She became good at cooking solely for the reason of feeding herself and some people who lived with her at some point.

Favorite Food/Drinks

Ciela likes food that tastes great both hot and cold, but she has more tongue to eat more "refreshing" food. Maybe she used to live in a tropical country...

Bero is a meat lover. She loves them anyhow they're cooked, but she mostly likes them roasted or made into meatballs and served with some juicy and sour berry sauce or jam to balance the fatty flavor.

I don't know how to describe "herbal soft drinks" better than it does, but basically soft drinks are sort of any drinks that is meant to be enjoyed lightly as opposed to alcoholic drinks, right? (though they are mostly being used to refer to carbonated drinks). So one day I had the chance to eat at an international restaurant in a hotel and for the local menu, they have these selection of "soft drinks" that are basically combination of herbs and fruits and woods that are just so??? good??? They're clear colored (some red, some green, depending on the ingredients) so maybe they're like infused drinks or filtered juice(?), and one of my favorite has peppermint, ginger, sappan wood, and lime in it. It is served cold and is also sweet (maybe they added sweetener to it). So I imagined Bero would like to drink these refreshing drinks because they taste great and possibly has great benefits for health too since they're mostly from natural ingredients.

On Cafe Drinks

I HC-ed that in Zenith, Askr grows tea while Embla grows coffee. This makes for the reason why Askrans like to drink tea a lot and Veronica in one of the FEH comic is clueless about tea brewing.

This reflects on Bero's choice of caffeine drink. She doesn't mind tea but more used to coffee. She usually takes them plain or just with milk or cream.

Ciela prefers tea because she just doesn't like the flavor of coffee. She prefers her tea chilled though. She drinks boba or jelly drink back in her world.

On Alcoholic Drinks

I think both Ciela and Bero are very modest drinker, as in they won't drink unless it's for someone else or for any important occassion.

Ciela is a moderate drinker. She holds herself very well and will definitely stop before she gets drunk and totally lose herself. When drunk however, she will get very "proper" and apologetic. She will get sad and apologize a lot, letting out much of her inner worries, and probably also auto pilots herself to properly tidy herself before she fell asleep. Some people enjoys her drunken state because finally they'll be able to find out more about her since Ciela keeps to herself most of the time.

Beronica if drunk gets on the pretty happy but sarcastic side like suddenly her words became much sharper (and honest) while she says it in very smiley face or her normal tone. She also gets far more daring. Her auto-pilot mode isn't as great as Ciela's however.

On Food

Living in Order of Heroes, everyone gets to eat properly and equally due to the strict living schedule, though Ciela gets to skimp on that sometimes since she often misses breakfast. The heroes often save an easy to eat breakfast for her so she can eat them during meetings or study or chores.

Ciela eats quite a lot. Nobody knows where all those extra calories goes. Most guesses it goes to her brain and her tiddies.

Veronica loves spicy food and Ciela can't stand them so much. She has a tongue that's pretty sensitive to the spice that'll numb her tongue and make her unable to taste anything else. It mostly saddens her because she thinks it's a great flavor and makes food exciting.

Ciela loves her sweets and bakes or cooks to feed herself. Veronica is more moderate on it, but she'd take some sweet-savory snack for herself.

That’s all for now?? If I missed anything, feel free to ask!! 

Thanks for reading uwu)b

[fiddlesolo]

hi i just want to say that i love ur fics and i still get giddy whenever you use my prompts ur so talented anyway hc where bella actually eats the food esme prepared for her when she first visited the cullens. Bella was so overwhelmed by esme’s hospitality and actually feels a motherly connection towards her.

omg this is so sweet thank u

“She already ate.” Edward muttered.

Esme looked between the two of them, her smile not faltering. “Oh, that’s ok-”

“I did but I’m still hungry. And that- that actually smells amazing, Mrs. Cullen.” Bella said, shifting a little awkwardly as she smiled at Edward’s vampire mother.

“Sweetheart, you don’t have to force yourself. We understand.”

“No, seriously, it smells amazing.”

Carlisle wrapped his arm around Esme’s waist, smiling at Bella. “What would you like to drink?”

“Water’s cool.”

Behind Edward’s parents, Emmett was getting her a glass of water.

Just a few minutes later, she was seated at the kitchen island with a bowl of pasta.

After the awkward interaction with the rest of the siblings, Esme convinced them to go out and hunt leaving Edward, Bella, Esme, and Carlisle in the house.

Esme was leaning against the island in front of her while Edward and Carlisle were busy cleaning up the kitchen.

“This is really good, Mrs. Cullen.”

“You can call me Esme.” She said, her voice soft and somehow warm. “Edward has told us wonderful things about you.”

“He has?”

Esme nodded. “He said that you’re an avid reader?”

“Yeah, I am. Ever since I was a kid.” Bella told her, feeling just a little silly. Her hobbies seemed innocuous when compared to what she assumed centuries old vampires would spend their time doing.

Esme smiled kindly, walking around the island to sit on the stool beside her. “You’ll fit in quite well around here, then. Before you leave, I’ll show you our book collection.”

Bella took another bite of pasta before setting the fork down, smiling slightly. “What do you guys read?”

“Oh, it just depends. We all like different genres.”

“Dracula?”

The vampires around her laughed. Esme tucked some her hair back behind her head, smiling at Bella. “Actually, Emmett and I are quite fond of gothic and supernatural fiction.”

A few hours later, Edward and Bella were walking back into the house hand in hand.

Carlisle and Esme were sitting together on the sofa, his arm on the back of the couch behind her as he read his book and Esme sketched.

Bella shared a look with Edward who nodded encouragingly.

“Hey, Esme?”

The vampire who definitely heard the two of them walk into the house but didn’t look up to give them some semblance of privacy lifted her head. “Yes?”

Bella fiddled with her hands. “Will you show me your books?”

Esme smiled at her, closing her sketchbook and standing. “Of course.”

Esme walked over to her, resting her hand on her back as she led her toward the office she shared with Carlisle.

Bella noticed that without her heels, Esme was quite a bit shorter than her. It was interesting to her, the fact that Esme could easy kill her but she looked so small. She looked like a harmless, kind mom.

Esme reached out to open the door, leading Bella inside. “This is mostly my books and Carlisle’s. Everyone else keeps theirs in their rooms. I’m sure Edward showed you his.”

Bella nodded, her eyes slightly wide as she looked around the room. There were two large desks, antiques that looked hundreds of years old. The sofas seemed like something out of an old movie. Her eyes were then drawn to the bookshelves that lined three of the four walls. “Wow...”

“That wall is mine, that one is Carlisle’s, and the one in the middle is a blend of both of ours.”

Bella followed Esme over to the shelf that held Esme’s books. She reached for one and then stopped. “May I?”

“Of course.” Esme said with a smile. “You can borrow any of them.”

Bella’s eyes roamed the shelves. “You like romance and adventure novels?”

“Mhm.”

Bella reached out and pulled a large reference book from the shelf. “Architecture?”

“I’m an architect.”

“Really? That’s cool.” The teenager said as she flipped through the book. “This says it was made in 1940.”

“It was a college textbook from years ago.”

Esme leaned against the wall as she watched the girl look at book after book, excitement in her eyes. She was a kind girl- she had Edward enamored, had brought a newfound happiness out in him.

“A children’s book?” Bella asked her, her brow furrowed slightly.

“That’s from one of my classrooms.”

“You were a teacher?”

Esme nodded. “As a human and then every few decades or so I go back to it for a few years.”

Bella carefully opened the front page, smiling at the colorful characters on the page. “My mom used to read this to me when I was little.”

Esme watched he girl’s sad smile. “Do you miss her?”

“Yeah. I mean, Charlie’s great but...it’s a big change, you know?” She murmured, turning the page of the book.

“It’s okay to miss your mom.” When Bella nodded in response, Esme went on. “You know, if you ever need to talk to someone- if you dont feel comfortable discussing the topic with Charlie or over the phone, you can always talk to me.”

The girl lifted her eyes from the book to look at her.

Esme smiled. “I know we just met but I’m quite used to serving as a surrogate for everyone’s mother.”

Bella returned the book to the shelf. “That’s really nice, Esme. Thanks.”

Esme reached up onto her toes, grabbing a copy of Jane Eyre from the shelf. “You should give this one a read.”

“Charlotte Brontë. She’s Emily Brontë’s sister, right?”

“Yeah.” Esme said. “I think you’ll like it.”

“I can borrow this?”

“Yes, of course.” Esme smiled as she rested her hand on Bella’s back.

The two of them discussed books for a bit longer before it was time for her to go. Esme walked her back out to Edward with a few books tucked under her arm.

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Neighbors Rivals pt.I || College!Tom

alrighty so I’m back. Writing hcs again (sorry) bc I can’t really turn my thoughts into full ENGLISH words

I guess it will change when I move into England, but we have a little time before that so... headcanons, yeah

And I did a little research on frats and soririties and found a shitload of things that I didn’t want to read so I’m writing about what I read

hope you all enjoy! Thanks for reading”

Part II here

you have been a member of Delta Gamma for a year

the girls there were so sweet and kind and you had a rep of being one of the most beautiful girls in campus

and while most of your sorority sisters would go partying you would stay in studying to keep your scholarship

one of the best things about Delta Gamma was where it was located bc it was so quiet and chill for study hours

until one day

it all started when Sigma Chi decided to move to another house bc the other one was infested with bugs

and for your luck they moved nextdoor

the head of Delta Gamma, Karey, didn’t seem to like that too bc she knew what they said about their parties and it wasn’t good things at all

but she decided to give them a chance

you on other way never liked the idea of being disturbed 

for you they were a bunch of horny and crazy teenagers

your old soul talking

“can’t we make them move away?” “no, Y/N, let’s give them a chance. They can’t be that bad” “don’t think so”

and Karey suggested that you all go to their party one night

you whined but she and other sisters insisted

“c’mon Y/N I don’t even recognize you without a bun and your sweats” “you have a problem with my style now?”

even though you weren’t in the mood at all you decided to go

you put your good ripped jeans and a white lace top and your friend Julia made your makeup

your sisters started to call dibs on guys names that you’ve never heard of and you stayed neutral

when you got there you saw the girls heading to the main room being captured in all of those different lights 

you watched the movement around you and saw lots of guys wearing the same Sigma Chi shirts and supposed that they were the house owners

there were lots of grinding and make outs there and you even saw Daysia going upstais with a guy

then you decided that you’ve had enough and headed to the kitchen to make yourself a drink

you were looking for the solo cups and started to get angry when you didn’t find them

“you looking for those?”

you looked behind you to find a guy you’ve never seen before holding a new pack of solo cups

“sorry we ran out of them and I just got more” “oh, thanks” “you’re new here?” “me? No. I’m a sophomore” “then we have never met before. I’m Tom” “Y/N”

you served yourself some beer and took a moment to look at his features

damn was he hot

your eyes wandered on his face for a while, taking in his sharp jaw and cheekbones sculpted by angels

and those eyes

“take a picture, darling, it will last longer”

when you thought that couldn’t get better you heard the british accent and melted

“I’m sorry. I was... ok, I was checking you out” “it’s ok, sweetheat. I am too” “checking yourself out?” “checking you out.”

you looked like a tomato by now

that black shirt that he was wearing was so fitting that you just couldn’t take your eyes off

“let’s get out of here”

you took his hand and followed him

Tom guided you outside the house to the streets in a place you’ve never seen before

it was like a soccer field but smaller and had all those lamp posts that made the place look so better

he sat down and tapped the grass for you to sit on too

you spent all night talking about thoughts, stories, theories and personal stuff

you told him about your passions and he seemed to enjoy all of them

he told you that he was english who are you trying to fool with that accent Holland? and that he was majoring performing arts

after talking for a really long time you saw the sun coming up and just laid on the grass with your head resting lightly on his shoulder and fell asleep with him

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS? SO FUCKING CUTE KILL ME

the next day you woke up and realized that you had to get back to your house and gave Tom a goodbye cheek kiss

when you got home your sisters were sitting on the sofa while talking and eating and they all turned their heads in your direction

“where were you last night” “she was getting soooome” “fuck yeah (y/n)”

you went straight to your room and kept thinking about your beautiful night with the british boy and fell asleep again

your sister Kara woke you up and told that the girls were having a meeting at the living room

that was weird ‘cause meetings were rare and for important stuff 

there were only two meetings before and they were about the problem with the tampons fuck they were tough and the cake thief

you went downstairs and found all ya girls forming a circle around the sofas and Karey in the center

she started talking and the tension in the air was evident

she told you about two of the girls who slept with guys from Sigma Chi and that they filmed them while doing it

and about how they posted it on their social medias

you were shocked and felt bad for them 

they didn’t deserve those immature boys 

“I suggest that we never get close to them again. It’s for our own good. And if you value our womens rights you should follow this new rule”

of course you agreed

the following morning was ordinary and your last class of the day was just cancelled so you went to the café nearby

you ordered the same and sat down on a table while catching up with the today’s lessons and felt a hand on your shoulder

when you turned around you were blessed by the warmest smile you’ve ever seen 

“hey darling, what are you up to?”

you invited him to sit up and talked about random shit and classes

“so you’re studying?” “yeah, I know, boring...” “I think it’s lovely that you care about your grades so much.” “don’t you? I mean, they’re our futures” “are they really? ‘Cause I think I’m just looking at mine”

this boy’s smooooooth af

of course you blushed hard

“are you ok, love?” “why would you ask?” “looks like there’s something bothering you” “oh, it’s something that happened yesterday... shitty thing”

he took your hand and it felt better than that night

it felt right

“shall we?”

and you went with him

he took you to the campus amphitheater and guided you to the stage

it was empty and he just made some reverences like he was saluting the imaginary public

“good evening, my fellows. Today I have the greatest (Y/N) with me and she would love to show you her abilities” “Tom, what are you doing?” “c’mon, it’s called acting. I know you can do it” “it’s silly” “I never said it wasn’t”

so you gave up and stepped forward next to him looking at the imaginary crowd and started dancing awkwardly

“that’s what I’m talking about!”  “I look ridiculous” “lemme help you”

he pulled you by the waist taking a breath away from you while his face was getting closer to yours

“hands on my neck, love”

you did as he told you to and your faces were so close that you could feel his hot breath on your lips

and you saw him looking at them from time to time

before you could say anything he closed the space between you by sealing a sweet kiss

and gosh, those warm, soft, made of silk lips

the feeling was like he planted all the roses in the world in your empty yard

then you two broke the kiss for air and just smiled at each other like two adorable dorks

“you look good like this” “huh, thanks, Tom” “... but I think you look better with me”

and it was the start of something new it feels so right to be here with you OOOOHhooh

as the days went by you and Tom only got closer

so did the Sigma Chi and Delta Gamma rivalry

the boys didn’t like the complaint that you girls made to the authorities and started to get back at you

first they started to throw parties in school nights not letting anyone sleep

then they put galons of paint in your pool

and they let out lots of real chickens running on your house halls

after that, Karey declared war

your girls changed all of their underwear for grandmas panties and they had to wear nothing for and entire week

then your sister Sara had the idea of putting laxative in their milk by the night and all of their brotherhood had to stay an entire day absent

of course, you stayed out of it

you didn’t like what they did to your friends but you didn’t want to get involved in those pranks

but the rule was still on. No one gets involved with Sigma Chi guys

one boring evening you were studying and Tom sent you a message telling you to open the window spiderman feelings

you saw him there and a smile appeared on your face

“what are you doing here? How did you even get so high?” “I have my abilities, darling. Just like you and your dancing” “shut up”

that night you and him laughed a lot and tried to stay quiet to not alert the other girls even though most of them went to a party

conversations with Tom were always exciting bc you never ran out of topics

but that day you did

and then the only topic spoken between you two was about tongues

and things became hotter and hotter with every inch you got closer

you woke up when the sun rose and felt your head resting on a surface that weren’t your pillow and you were curious about it

A B S 

boy this boy

his arm was around you and he was holding you close to his chest while snoring lightly

you smiled at the sight and he started to wake up slowly too

“hey” “hi” “I think I like you more than I thought so”

then you blushed hard but showed him you felt the same by sealing your lips together like you had almost all night long

“hey (Y/N) do you have some tampons? I ran out of... What is that?”

Kasey opened the door without hesitation and saw you and Tom curled up in your bed

and lemme say that her face wasn’t any good

“what’s he doing here?” “Kasey! Close the door! Jeeez” “(Y/N), what’s our first rule?” “what does it have to do with him?” “ask him yourself. We’ll talk about it later”

you looked at Tom and pushed your covers to your bare chest 

“what’s she talking about?” “I don’t know” “Tom, where do you live?”

you saw the smile fade away from his face and felt your breath getting heavier

“I swear I have nothing to do with the things that they do to you girls and...” “are you fucking kidding me? You’re from the fucking Sigma Chi?” “(Y/N)...” “get out of here, Thomas.”

he didn’t even tried to say anything more

he just grabbed his clothes and put his hand on the doorknob but you stopped him

“go by the window. I don’t want the girls seeing you”

and he did

what did you think? Maybe a pt. II? Hope you liked! Also, shoutout to my girl: @eddiespatronum (she’s an amazing writer and brazilian too <3)

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May I request RFA+V reacting to MC becoming stressed over financial issues (whether overspending or lack of funds) after they're married (reality hits hard man). Thank you!

***Welp…some of them are just…never gonna have money troubles, but that doesn’t mean MC is used to that kind of life =0, So I can definitely work with them too.

This is kind of a rough one for me because for the second time this month our bank account has hit $0 😣 But hey, we're getting things figured out. Sometimes adulting be rough lol

Character breakdown: Good ending canon characters, V from the original routes

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Jumin:

He keeps taking you out to fancy dinners, and you’re trying to total up the cost of everything, which is just making you more and more anxious.

Finally, as you’re sitting across from him, and he’s about to open a 100 year old bottle of wine, you panic. “JUMIN! Please don’t open that; money isn’t unlimited!”

Jumin just kind of stares at you for a moment before putting the bottle down and taking out his phone.

Oh no…did you upset him? It was really nice of him to take you out but…oh…

He handed you his phone with his bank account balance.

Nevermind. Money is unlimited.

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V:

He really likes to buy you beautiful and expensive dresses with these wonderfully textured fabrics, so he can run his hands over them, but…Oh dear Lord look at the price tag.

This was the first time you’d looked on this shopping trip, and it was just way too much. You whisper hissed to V “How are we supposed to keep affording this kind of thing?”

He at first seems very confused and then an amused smile spreads on his face. “You do remember how much just one of my photographs sold for at the RFA auction, right?

You just kind of stare blankly at him as that sinks in. Holy cannoli, that’s right he’s probably rich too.

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Seven:

He already has his own house and several cars, but the way he talks about money, you know that he can’t just spend it willy nilly.

He doesn’t even have money coming in anymore now that he’s left the agency!

Every time he talks about only putting premium gas in his babies after you’ve just been grocery shopping and cutting corners to get the best deals, you just can’t handle it.

“Seriously, Saeyoung!? Don’t you understand we don’t have the money for that? How are we going to keep eating if we don’t make any money?”He actually does a spit take with his PHD Pepper and then proceeds to laugh. HOW IS THIS FUNNY?

“Seriously, Kitten? Come here.” He pats his lap and brings something up on his phone, showing you the patent for his robot cat and how much he’s selling them each for to someone who actually got a contract for him already.

You’re absolutely floored and he just nuzzles into you. “Here I was thinking you were just an extreme couponer, and this whole time you’ve been freaking out. Poor Kitten. Guess I’ll have to give you a treat to make up for it.”

Still mildly angry you push him away with a pout, but that turns into a tickle match which soon turns into a trip to the bedroom. Jeeze, guys.

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Zen:

He lived in a half underground apartment, and that was already enough to tell you that he didn’t have much money, but the nearly empty fridge didn’t help.

You just did what you could as his manager to keep getting him the best jobs, and you were doing really well so…why did he keep not having much in his fridge and the poor apartment???

It wasn’t long before you were convinced he must be gambling the money away or worse, and you finally confronted him only to have him….laugh in your face????

You nearly started to cry, and that’s when his face changed, and he pulled you into his arms. “Oh, cutie, I thought you were just kidding…I told you when we first started dating that I just like this place because it was my first home and that I’m terrible at taking care of myself.”

Oh. Right. How could you have been so silly? “Maybe my babe just needs to come live with me and take care of me~?”…Oh….

And that’s the story of how you moved in together. After the whole…public relationship and Echo Girl scandal he really had gotten a lot of work and money and wasn’t just wasting it. Woops.

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Jaehee:

Starting the cafe with all the money Jaehee had saved up was a stressor.

That meant no more savings left over, which meant having to be very careful about your spending.

The few months when the cafe was being built and neither of you had much to go on, you got a part time job just to cover the bills.

Unfortunately, the both of you were stressed and anxious, which for Jaehee meant shoving herself into more and more work while you just wanted her attention or something when you got home from work.

Finally, the both of you broke down, you into a screaming match and her into a stunned silence. You just stood there breathing heavily before Jaehee was able to collect her thoughts. “I…didn’t realize I was ignoring you, MC. I’m so sorry. What kind of partner am I?”

This led to a serious conversation about how to manage your time more effectively, so that even with working, you could still have some sort of life.

Weekly (Zen musical) movie nights became a beautiful and wonderful thing.

Once the cafe actually opened its doors, you were able to become successful rather quickly, thanks to Jaehee’s good business sense, and you didn’t have to worry as much anymore since Jaehee was very good with money and savings.

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Yoosung:

You knew he was just a student, and you were too, so you had to manage your money wisely when you moved in together.

He insisted on being the only one to work, even though his parents had cut him off since you’d moved in, because they were so traditional about a man needing to be able to support his relationship and himself.

The problem really was…he was working himself to death. Every day he’d work, go to school, do homework, work, barely sleep and barely eat.

There came a point where he nearly passed out, and that was when he finally agreed to even let you help at all…by making dinner. >.>

Eventually you had to grab his shoulders and tell him what’s what, and he just looked at you with those big violet eyes before nodding vigorously and saying “Just tell me what to do, MC.” Right…he liked to be ordered around.

You used this to your advantage and ordered him to let you work half of the hours he was working. This finally got you both managing through school until you could start your actual careers.

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Can i request a Road trip hc with the RFA please☺

This idea is soooo cute! For a general scenario: In each respective RFA member- MC is dating them! I thought it would be cuter that way!( ´ ▽ ` )

You guys can imagine wherever they’re going to! I left it up to yall!

Zen

- At first, he isn’t happy at all. Sure, all of you are going to go somewhere fun! Explore a new place!

-...But in Jumin’s car.

- The jerk wouldn’t even let him drive at first! He had to get it through to him that it would defeat the whole purpose of a road trip if he didn’t get to drive!

- Seven also didn’t help with the ‘I welcome death’ jokes he was spouting when he was trying to ‘support’ Zen driving.

- But after a few arguments, MC and Jaehee even popping in once or twice, Jumin finally agreed to let Zen drive

- Seven tried hijacking the radio, but Zen already filled it with CD’s he burned himself, some sort of mixmash of cheesy songs for him to play for you (ignoring the rest of the people in the car), songs from musicals he had preformed in, and his taste in music

- It...Was a very weird set of CD’s. He tried making a good playlist...He tried.

- Otherwise, the road trip goes pretty well. There’s lots of pitstops thanks to Yoosung and Seven, but Zen just uses the chance to take selfies with you and update his insta.

- (There was an argument, however, when he realized Jumin had donned on a set of noise canceling headphones somewhere along the trip)

Jumin

- He is so confused when you want to take a long road trip with the RFA, let alone with you driving. It takes a lot of convincing, because he doesn’t see why all of you can’t just get on a plane, but eventually with your pleading eyes you get him to agree to it.

- The car is way too fancy, but Seven and Yoosung love it. Zen complains a bit, talking about how he doesn’t want to ride in something so damn expensive, but the others finally get him to shush and enjoy it a bit.

- Jumin sits beside you, a bit anxious the whole time. He trusts your driving, he does! He just doesn’t trust the other drivers. He’s holding your knee for a while, until you get out of the city and on the highway

- And soon, he’s fallen asleep completely. He usually sleeps on the plane and such for business trips! He felt so relaxed, hearing you hum along with the CD’s you brought, he just slipped into sleep.

- It’s really cute, later on, when you wake him up for a pitstop and he’s wildly confused for a moment, before remembering the road trip. Zen’s the one that snaps him to reality pretty quickly about that

- But enjoy trying to get him to try fast food/diner foods. It’s going to take a group effort to get him to eat that.

Jaehee

- Jaehee is probably the most prepped. She tries to drive the whole time, but you often have to interfere so she can get some rest.

- She definitely took Jumin up on the offer of a van from him, because she didn't want to risk her own car having issues after a long trip

- She actually packed some healthy snacks for everyone, but unfortunately no one but the two of you gets control over the radio. Which usually means mainly music from plays/musicals Zen has starred in (Who also belts out the songs much to Jaehee's amusement)

- For Seven she forces a strict No Weird Pranks rule. No pranking the others, no goading the others to fight- He has to be on his best behavior or else he's getting no soda or chips

-The only one who knows how to read maps if the GPS gets you guys lost

- If Jumin complains about Zen, or the places she chooses to eat at (or her lunches she packed), she gives him a very long glare and he slowly shuts up

- She tries to hold hands with you at times, but Seven coos at the both of you and she gets so embarrassed

-Actually enjoys the trip, but suggests next time it just try to be the both of you (and maybe Zen) instead of the rest.

Yoosung

-Next to Jaehee, he is the most prepped. He's got lunches planned (Not a wide variety but he is trying), some sunscreen and sunglasses, bandaids,even a blanket and pillow incase anyone wants to nap!

- He doesn't have a wide selection of music, so he just opted for everyone to bring in a CD of their own to listen to!

- Thankfully, he doesn't have to borrow a car from Jumin- His parents were kind enough to let him borrow the family van, as long as he was careful and fulled it up when he was done! (And if he called his mom every day for a few weeks)

- He drives decently, but sometimes simple road rules get him a bit flustered, so you gently have to remind him that he desperately needs to turn his turn signal on when switching lanes and such

- He really likes driving, and going to rest stops and getting stuff from vending machines, but sometimes he wants to catch a small nap or just rest, so the two of you switch sometimes

- He really likes trying to hold your hand, but sometimes he gets too flustered, so its rare, but when he does he always gets such cute dorky smile on his face

- You do have to keep an eye on Seven. Sometimes he starts trying to get Zen and Jumin to fight, or trick Yoosung, so you may have to threaten no soda if he tries to do too much!

Seven

- Seven, wildly enough, is the only one prepared for the whole thing. Well, in the ‘right’ way.

- He’s got loads of snacks, drinks, tunes, and the all windows rolled down (until both Zen and Jumin complain)

- His CD’s are a mixture of popular, weird, and calm songs. Stuff that everyone can try to enjoy! Well, maybe not Jumin, but he’s a bit interested in what people are listening to nowadays

- He belts out the songs as he drives down in a car Jumin supplied to fit all of them, his hand tangled with yours, sometimes giving you a big cheesy smile when it’s a silly love song that comes on. 

- Only eats at places that serve Dr. Pepper, though. Him and Yoosung are so excited to eat out at fast food places, or good pizza places, and the rest of the group S u f f e r s.

- He does try to trick/prank the others sometimes: Pretending the car is messing up, that someone is tailing them- a lot of silly things until everyone starts complaining

-If Jumin and Zen argue, he jerks the car a bit to get them to hush (and for his own amusement)

-Sometimes, late at night when everyone but the two of you are asleep, he pulls over and wants to step outside and look at the stars with you

I'd like to think they'd all get along well, even Jumin and Zen a bit (only bickering about small things, like Zens constant selfies or Jumin's complaints about the music), and overall they'd have small conversation and laugh a bit, and enjoy wherever they were driving to! More Rfa road trips in the future!!!