#eating correctly and regularly

[rowanthestrange]

I appreciate ‘I’ve never found any use in psychologists’ sounds like the refrain of the mad, but consider we might have been a little less mad if the psychologists had in fact tried to be of use.

[rinffection]

♡ Sickeningly Sweet!

How blue lock boys show you how sweet they are to their girlfriend!

featuring! Isagi Yoichi, Meguru Bachira, Itoshi Rin, Seishiro Nagi & Chigiri Hyoma.

a/n : hellloooooo :3 back with some blue lock head canons, ahhhhh!!!!!! Anyways I’m writing this as I watch the shining so plz spare with me.

notes : mxf, afab!reader, sfw headcanons, NOT PROOFREAD

ISAGI YOICHI!

definitely compliments you on dates! — whether your outfit or face :3

when he sees something that reminds him of you, he buys it for you immediately!

after scoring a goal, his eyes immediately go to find yours. When he does, he gives you a big puppy smile.

adding to above, he would text you instantly after the game, asking if he did well today or if you saw that goal he shot!

late night calls after a whole day of soccer training! He actually sleeps better after hearing your voice.

he always holds your hands when you guys walk together.

sends you a bunch of lovey dovey TikTok’s, when he has time, of course.

whenever he gets jealous, it’s always in a cute way. he wouldn’t start a fight but instead he would hug you a little tighter after the guy is gone.

loves to make those cheesy couple TikTok’s with you! He actually enjoys it a lot.

MEGURU BACHIRA!

THE MOST PLAYFUL PUPPY EVER!! He will literally cuddle with you every chance he gets.

okay but his love language is just physical touch. He loves hugging or giving you kisses all over your face!

he likes drawing little doodles of you and him on his notebooks whenever he’s not paying attention in class.

likes to send you voice messages during evening’s all about his day, and loves when you send back too :3

since he’s always playing soccer by himself, he likes to drag you with him so he can teach you to play as well!

adding to above, he would pat you on the head with his golden smile whenever you do something correctly.

likes to have sleepovers with you! (mostly so he can cuddle with you when he goes to sleep)

whenever your frustrated over something, he lets you rant to him like he’s your bestie.

he will lay down with his head in your lap while he yaps to you.

doesn’t mind doing your girly stuff with him. As long as you have your pretty smile on your face, he’s happy!

ITOSHI RIN!

like a lot of people say, he doesn’t like showing PDA, but when it’s just the two of you in a room, he’ll immediately become a clingy puppy.

you might think he’s nonchalant, but he actually remembers every little thing about you! Whether it’s a habit you have or your favourite snack.

he buys you things without telling. Like if you were eyeing a necklace or a snack, he would buy it for you :3 (even if you don’t say anything)

regularly checks up with you via texts!! He’ll message you good night and good morning texts, and sometimes ask ‘did you eat?’ or ‘it’s getting late, you should go to sleep’.

he likes to keep things that remind you of him in his room — whether it’s a present, card, a trinket from the date you guys recently went or even photos of you two! He acts like he doesn’t care, but he actually does….

Rin always waits for you! after class, training, for a date or after a game, he would wait for you so you can walk with him! (He wants to make sure you’re safe when you walk home and that no guys hit on you.. lol.)

rants to you about sae and the ‘annoying’ teammates he has to deal with because he trusts you! While you guys cuddle on the couch or bed, of course.

DEFINITELY lovesssss giving you forehead kisses! He thinks it’s cute how you’re shorter than him.

cares for you. And when I mean he cares for you, I mean he would give an icy glare to whoever’s making you feel sad. (and sometimes it wouldn’t be just a glare….)

gives you his jacket or hoodie when you’re cold. It’s a quiet gesture, but he doesn’t need you shivering or catching a cold, and sometimes, he lets you keep it. It smells like him anyways!

watches your favourite shows or movies with you! He might grumble about how ‘this is so boring,’ but he actually secretly enjoys spending time with you— even if he had to watch your girly stuff with you.

SEISHIRO NAGI!

pulls you into naps with him! He loves sleeping, but he also loves you.. so why not both together?

lets you play with his hair. he probably doesn’t like it when others do it, but when it’s you, go wild.

always has your hair tie on his wrist. You don’t go a day without seeing it on his arm. (or maybe he’s just too lazy to take it off)

loses video games just for you to win. And when you ask about why he seems to be lacking, he’ll reply with ‘dunno, I guess I was distracted by you’.

lazy pecks on the lips. Sometimes it’s to shut you up while he’s gaming or sleeping— but he likes seeing you blush after anyways.

his go-to dates are definitely sleepovers, just so he can cuddle with you while watching a movie or something. (also, it’s because he’s too lazy to go out, lol.)

asks you to feed him because apparently, eating is too much of a hassle.

teaches you how to play a video game he likes — just so you can play with him!

makes you wear his hoodies, and sometimes, he even lets you ‘borrow’ it! He actually likes seeing you in his clothes, especially when it’s a bit too big for you.

shows you off. Like when someone asks him about his packed bento that you made for him, he’ll nonchalantly say ‘my girlfriend made it for me.’

CHIGIRI HYOMA!

LETS YOU BRAID HIS HAIR!!! Since he has long hair, he lets you style it however you want. (even if it ends up looking like a funny mess)

he’ll tie or braid your hair for you. Since he has long hair, he basically knows how to tie and braid hair like the back of his hand.

hear me out…. he discusses hair products with you. Sometimes even lets you share his favourite hair mask!!

buys you your favourite flowers every time you guys have a date together. It’s a way of showing how much he cares.

matching always. When you get him something matching, like a bracelet or necklace, he insists on keeping it on every day.

he’s probably the person who takes you out on the BEST dates. Like this guy lives for aesthetics. Just imagine him taking you out to watch the sunset, canoeing down a pretty river or finding amazing small cafe’s to try out with you!

soft/hard launches you on Instagram. He posts you on his story, and always takes photos of the both of you going on dates to post onto his page!

he takes the best pictures of you, lol. You don’t even need to train him into taking good photos for your Instagram, he’s just naturally good at it. Usually after he takes the pictures, he’ll compliment you and say ‘it was all because of how pretty you are’.

writes short poems or notes for you. It’s one way of showing his love— through words!

celebrates every holiday with you. Whether it’s Christmas, Valentine’s Day, or Halloween, he goes out his way to celebrate it the best with you!

after notes! : Hai again everyone.. :3 I think you can probably tell who’s my favourite in here…. lol…. But anyways, lmk if you guys want any fics on these headcanons! :p

[moon-fics]

Hey there! 👋

Can I request a Bob Floyd xreader where the reader loves food, and when they first meet each other (like he walks into a restaurant and see her), she's stuffing her face (not too crazy though) with food cuz she's hungry and she looks up at him with a deer-in-headlights look and he thinks it's adorable but she finds it embarrassing. It's something I would do, and I think it'd be hilarious to read 🙃

Do you even have to ask? I'd write this happily even if you demanded it rudely! Love it!

It's been a long, long day. Work had you up at 5am, and you slept in, so breakfast wasn't an option. You missed lunch because your boss called you into a meeting. Now, it was finally dinner and your friends had made plans with you.

Unfortunately, they weren't there when you arrived. They texted you saying traffic was so bad that they wouldn't make it until an hour later. So, you're stuck with reservations for three with just you there.

You decide not to let your reservation at this fancy restaurant go to waste. You order something off the menu that you cannot pronounce correctly, and decide to just stick with it. The worst thing that could happen is it taste terrible, but you'll eat it anyway.

The universe smiles on you because the food is divine. It's as good as the price, and you're so hungry you basically stuff your face with it. Of course, you keep your manners and wipe your lips after every bite. You're so engrossed in finally eating you don't notice the man at another table staring at you until his friends begin laughing.

You freeze at the realization that they've probably been watching you eat and have been using you for entertainment. You slow your bites and try to recover your dignity. That stops when the man staring at you approaches your table. You're stuck mid-bite when he reaches your table, and all you can do is stare up at him with wide eyes.

"I, uh, I just wanted to say you have really pretty eyes," He says nervously. His glasses fall from his face an inch, and he pushes them back up. You realize he's wearing some sort of uniform, but you aren't sure for which branch. His brown hair is neatly pulled back and cut short. You know there's a base near here, but you barely see anyone in uniform. "That's all. Thank you!" He coughs out.

He's about to scramble back to his table when you swallow your bite and stop him. "Wait, is that why you were staring at me?" You ask firmly. He spins back around with a mortified look.

"You noticed?" He sounds surprised. As if he were somehow being the sneakiest man in the world, and assumed you didn't even notice him. "No, that wasn't- I mean, yes, I was staring because you're beautiful. It was also because my friends kept telling me to approach you," He admits.

You glance past him to see his friends with wide smiles. One of them gives you a thumbs up, and it's almost laughable. This is such a romcom type of thing to happen, and yet it's happening to you. You return your focus to him.

"So, you were just going to say I look beautiful and leave?" You rest your head on your hand. Did he even think this encounter through? What did he even want to gain from it other than saying he told you? "I mean, it's nice, but usually guys ask for a number or social." You point out.

"Yeah, I was going to ask. You just looked busy with your food, and I really didn't want to be the guy who randomly asks women for their numbers." He mumbles. You feel bad for him because he clearly wants to talk to you, but he has no idea how. He probably faces dangers regularly, but this is anxiety-inducing for him.

"Ok, so why don't you join me?" You suggest while gesturing to one of the empty chairs at your table. "You seem sweet, and it would be nice not to eat alone." He nods at your proposal and pulls out the chair across from you.

You spend the rest of the night talking and learning about each other. He's a lieutenant in the Navy and a back seater. It's much more interesting than your job, so that takes away the need to bring up your terrible day. With every new topic, his eyes light up and his lips grow into a wider smile. The more time he's with you, the better he feels about approaching your table. He doesn't want the night to end and he'll make sure to thank his friends for forcing him over here.

By the end of the conversation, he offers to pay for your meal and even asks if you want dessert. You're surprised at how much of a gentleman he is, but you don't let him pay.

"So, Bob, is this more than you expected to get from saying I was pretty?" You ask as you both exit the restaurant. The mood has shifted to a more playful atmosphere. It's much better than the awkward tense one you had when first meeting.

"I said your eyes were pretty," He corrects with an amused tone. "But after spending time with you, I'd say you were more than just gorgeous." His words make your heart race. You haven't had a man act this way towards you in a long time, and suddenly he appears while you're eating food like an animal. It's humiliating and satisfying at the same time.

"Well, you'll just have to call me for more time then." You wink. It doesn't dawn on you that he doesn't have your number. It doesn't hit him either.

You only realize when you get home and check your phone. The amount of screams you unleash into your pillow is too many. There's no way you'd run into him again. You don't even know how long he'll be in the area. Your luck ran out and you're paying for it.

--

It hasn't even been two days, and you've found him. Somehow, somewhere in the cosmos, a star is fond of you. You're staring at him from across the coffee shop. He's already gotten his order, and he's about to leave. You can either let him go and get your breakfast, or risk not eating this morning to stop him.

You'll just have to starve because you don't even get to consider the choice before you're grabbing his arm. He's a lot firmer than you thought, and it catches you off guard.

His head snaps to you, and his surprise changes to relief instantly. "I don't have your number!" He blurts out. The first thing he thought about when seeing you was the reason he never reached out.

"I know!" You laugh. "I forgot to give it to you. I didn't think I'd see you again, so when I did, I didn't want to lose you," You explain. You let go of his arm and hide both behind your back. Now, it's your turn to be timid.

"I-I carried around mine on a card in case I saw you," He confesses. He pulls out his wallet and shows you a ripped-out notebook paper with his number on it. Next to it was your name with a tiny heart next to it.

[cold-kitty]

Yan Naga like... trying to get his darling to eat after he hunted for them (does he cook his food?) But like, they don't wanna and eventually it ends with him force feeding them

I may have grinned too hard.

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Contains: Eating disorder (reader refuses to eat), force feeding

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Yan!Naga who tries to feed darling regularly.

Yan!Naga who hunts for rabbits and deer, but you don't eat. He thinks he understands, it's not cooked, silly him! He leads you to the stove, pointing to it as if he wants you to show him how to cook.

Yan!Naga who is confused when you deny again, but quickly comes up with another solution. You must be vegetarian!

Yan!Naga who gets you some berries he finds, safe of course. But you're still denying...? You must not be hungry tonight, that's perfectly fine!

But this goes on for a few days.

Yan!Naga who is concerned. You're thinning and tired. You used to try to push him away when he tried to cuddle you, but you don't seem strong enough anymore.

Yan!Naga who ends up holding you down, crying in frustration. He's keeping your mouth open with his thumb, shoving rabbit meat he somehow managed to cook correctly. He holds your mouth shut once it's in, forcing you to swallow.

Yan!Naga who does this for a while before you start to realize you can't fight back, and thus reluctantly comply.

Yan!Naga who is happy now. You're fed and not weak anymore, and you're even complying! Well, he's happy until another problem arises...

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I'm just now realizing that my writing is inconsistent, so, uh... Shhhh...

[mrcrawly]

MORE Daryl Dixon headcanons

finished s7 and i have a lot of thoughts. im gonna miss sasha sooooo bad 💔💔💔💔💔💔 anyways these are a little sadder than last time + one bonus NSFW (but not anything super nasty)

never really learned table manners because of his home conditions and is SUPER embarrassed about that, so he doesn't eat much around other people

dyslexic and never knew it until the events of the show; chalked it up to being "dumb" his whole life until Rick pressed the subject and Daryl admitted that the letters move and look weird and Rick pieced it together

the only kids show he watched regularly as a kid was the muppet show. he had old tapes of it at home even after it stopped airing and would watch it for comfort when he was all alone in the house

he would have liked Sesame Street when he was little except the big hairy elephant puppet scared him 💔

was Baptist as a kid but it never meant anything to him and he's not religious now. he thinks that if God exists he's an asshole and he's gonna have to beg for Daryl's forgiveness

still prays

Maggie shows him how to garden at Hilltop so he helps out with that a lot

when he has a bed to sleep in he likes to hug a pillow

misses Merle like there's a hole inside him and it doesn't matter how horrible he was to him

shows love through tiny acts that can be passed off. sewing the buttons back on people's clothes, folding up their laundry, cooking for the younger ones

awesome with children. was asked to supervise some kids for somebody at the Kingdom and felt like he owed them a little labor and now he's "uncle Daryl" to every kid under 13. he told them off about it the first few times but lets it slide now

says those southern phrases that nobody understands except southerners. shit like "im busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouseholes" and "shit fire and save matches" like the most RIDICULOUS turns of phrase you have ever heard (my source is that im southern and those are things my parents have said for years)

love languages are acts of service and quality time, but he does actually enjoy being told he's done something correctly

shockingly really good at cooking from all those years fending for himself, just tends to know a lot of weird alternatives for ingredients he couldn't find

likes girly fruity drinks but doesn't drink much after Beth died

doesn't like to be hugged by anybody other than Carol but feels so safe around her that he likes to be constantly touching her all the time

sub. and you can argue with the wall

[diejager]

Something crazy lol

How would the monster 141 guys react to hunter sneezing so hard their nose starts bleeding? cold is crazy where I am that this just happened

Cw: weird medical thing, blood, bloody nose, tell me if I missed any.

You caught a fever on the last mission, having to treck through the cold, rural regions of Finland, your bodies victim to the biting frost and staying in an abandoned bunker turned safe house for a few days resulted with that. As a medic - the medic of the Task Force - you knew what to do and what not to do, it was implemented in your training to rid of a cold or small sickness as quick as possible for a weakened body. They naturally flock you like worried mothers once you’re back on base, whenever someone was free, they’d tail you around the base, helping you with things if you had trouble with it because of your runny nose and dazed mind. They became your shadows, a perpetual shape following you from behind or the side.

It was expected from you to help even when you were sick, wearing a mask around people, taking care to avoid infecting others with your strand, and eating farther from your team or in the safety of your room where you wouldn’t worry about sharing the contagion while you ate. You took your medications on a regular schedule, a pill of ibuprofen for the aches, your pounding head, your throbbing joints and general soreness, and acetaminophen for your growing fever. You estimated, from prior experience, that your fever would break a week or two in when you took care to drink water, ate correctly, took your meds and slept regularly, but it persisted. Your fever was like a pest, consistent and stubbornly staying in your system. 

It got to the point that your nose became much too irritated, sensitive to the slightest touch or whenever you sneezed again and again. Your nose pained you with everything you did, and after one too many sneeze, something ruptured. You splattered blood on the inside of your mask after a painful sneeze, a raspy cough following it and a flurry of panic from them. Throwing away any caution and self-consideration for their health to hurry to your side, worried hands pawing at you and whispering their concerns at your sudden bloody nose. 

If they were worried about you before, now they were extremely concerned. Price had you confined to your room, tied down to your bed and left under watch with at least one man by your side, and they ignored every little complaints and huffs you threw at them. Ghost and Horangi had to manhandle you to your bed, laying your head on the soft pillow Alejandro and Rudy went on a hunt for and covering - wrapping you in with how much you struggled against them - you with a thick and warm blanket that Gaz went to the trouble of buying on a sudden whim. 

The sergeants had more time on hand, rerouting to your room so often that they lived with you, entertaining you when you grew bored from reading novels and watching a série or documentary on your tablet. They made you laugh and made your moments less depressing. Ghost and the colonels had less time to visit, but they came whenever they could, always bringing a plate of sweets or a snack to fix your occasional hunger; Ghost with his chip bag, König with his pastry, and Alejandro with his spiced food. Price was the busiest man of the team, glued to his desk and old and used chair, signing paperwork and having to think of a temporary replacement for you, but he still had time to pass at night or after he ate, bringing you a plate from the mess hall. 

You hated being sick, it went against all you stood for and it ultimately made your Task Force worry and fuss about you.

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[killthewhisperingart]

Meet Me After Class

Pairing: Gym Teacher!Dean Winchester x History Teacher!Reader

Word Count: 790

Summary: Of course he's decided to bother you while you're grading papers.

Warning(s): Smut. Smut. Sex.

A/N: One of my friends challenged me to do this, so I finished this in one night. :3

I am an 18+ Blog.

You groan softly as you shake your head, marking another answer wrong on a students paper. You didn't understand, you had pushed the test back by a week to better help your students prepare, yet they didn't utilize any of the extra time correctly. You know for a fact that this student probably didn't know what class this was.

You knew once you passed these exams back, and your students saw their grades, you'd be their worst enemy.

You rub your hand down your face, popping your wrists before stretching backwards. Your back pops in a few places before you melt, dropping your arms and preparing yourself to get back to grading. A glance to the clock on the wall tells you that you've been in your classroom for an hour and a half since the final bell rang.

A knock at your classroom door startles you, a stray mark now on the essay question in bright red ink. You scoff, capping the pen before pushing out your chair, walking towards the door, your lanyard jingling with every movement.

Dean smiles, holding a bag of takeout. You look at it, before slowly dragging your gaze to his face, your hand on the door still.

"What's this?" You ask, your brows furrowed.

"Food." He says simply, stepping into the classroom. He's no longer in his usual Gym attire, having changed into his usual jeans and T-shirt, though the whistle still lingers around his neck. You think he probably went home, got food, and came back to work. "You know Food, right? You eat it." He teases.

You can't hold back your groan, rolling your eyes before going to your desk. He pushes the door closed behind him as he enters the room, jiggling the handle to confirm it's locked. You crash into your chair, and it rolls backwards. You take your lanyard off, tossing it onto the desk as you pick your legs up to set your feet on your desk, careful to not step on the papers.

"Thought we weren't supposed to put our feet on the furniture?" He taps your foot as he sits on your desk.

"We're not supposed to put our asses on tables either, but I'm not getting onto you about it right now." You snap halfheartedly, hand out as he puts a burger wrapped in tin foil onto your palm. Still warm.

He wastes no time in devouring his own burger, grease running down his fingers, no regard for the sauce on the corner of his mouth. You scoff out a chuckle, opening your own meal.

You both eat in silence, well, at least you do. He can't seem to stop himself from making obscene noises for his burger.

"You're always working," He finally comments, tossing the wrapper in the trash, wiping his face.

"Well, I actually have to *work* at my job, so." You grin sarcastically, tossing your trash at his face. He takes it in stride, catching it and tossing it into the trash.

"I work!" He defends himself.

"No you don't!" You guffaw. "You get paid to make students stay in shape, but you don't do the same."

"I work out regularly!" He points out. "My stamina is amazing."

"As if."

-

The desk is hard against your chest, your hands gripping the sides hard. The wood furniture scrapes against the floor harshly with every rough thrust from behind you. His jeans rub the skin on the back of your thighs as he fucks into you.

"What was that?" He asks, a cocky grin on his face as he positions his head next to yours. "What'd you say about my stamina?"

"Shut up-" You choke out, whining as you scrape your nails against the wood.

"I can't hear you." He teases, biting your ear lobe, tugging roughly. You almost squeal, but you clamp a hand over your mouth, knowing you couldn't possibly be the only two people left in the school.

He's so damn talkative, never knowing how to shut the fuck up and just fuck you.

You push yourself up, turning your torso to grab the whistle around his neck. His eyes widen as you jerk it forward to connect your lips to his. He eagerly returns your kiss, kissing you just as sloppily as he eats his food.

His thrusts turn sloppy, his chest stuttering with every shaky breath. His saliva drools into your open mouth, and eagerly you swallow.

His grip tightens on your hips, body shuddering one last time with three final deep thrusts. He stays seated within you, collecting himself, the whistle jingling as you let go.

"Fuck-" You mutter, kissing him one last time. "Maybe your stamina is fine."

"Just fine?"

"We'll have to test this again."

[sanesaviour]

what does the team do after a fight or mission to relax and do you think peter would ever get into photography like the other versions of him?

team after mission stuff:

after a tough mission and debrief, they might hang out in the S.H.I.E.L.D. base for while or they go to Peter’s place and just talk and joke with one another, whether it's through playing video games, eating some junk food, watching movies, or just being average teenagers for moment...

I think even tho the won’t always be up to being social they would just hang around each other and do their own stuff like: Peter and Ava reading, Sam playing videogames, Luke watching some football game on his phone and Danny trying to meditate (I know, very original)

Peter and photography:

Okay so this will be bit of rant so be patient with me lol. SO in Spiderverse movies not only every frame is literal work of art but also when you pay attention to characters, lot of spider people have real connection to art like for example Miles - graffiti, drawing, Gwen - drums, Hobie - guitar and also whole punk style, Pavitr - damaru (the yo yo thingy he uses to swing)...

what I mean by that I really like the idea of spider people being also artists lol, so I think usm peter would become interested in photography, at first, like in movies to document spiderman stuff but later it would become more artsy, like he would try to express his feeling through the medium... you can sometimes show more emotions through art than words... and since he is superhero and has to hide his identity, there is lot of things he can’t tell anyone...

more he would dive into it, more abstract it would become... it would went from colorful and cinematic photos of new york and places he likes to black and white details of some things or buildings, often blurry that other people wouldn’t really understand and often would tell him stuff like oh... I liked more photos you took before... he wouldn’t really care about what others think about it tho, it would only show him that he is right about that other people just can’t understand what he is really going through

BUT- after some art lesson where he would get criticized badly for his photographs MJ would look at one of them and after while of studying it she would give Peter worried look and tell him ’’is this how you really feel?’’ she would be only one to see there is more to it, under surface

after that she would regularly ask Peter to show her new photos that he took, and she would always guess correctly how he felt while taking those photos -

’’oh, it’s good you feel better now.’’

’’how can you tell...’’

’’in this photo of windows... there are clouds in reflections... it seems more hopeful than your last set of photos’’

[asexualasshat]

My headcanons of what Bobby Nash might do in retirement

-He'd thrown himself into the construction of their dream house. Michael helps as much as he can when he comes to visit. It turns out beautifully. It has the perfect space to host family dinners.

-He'd get really into gardening. He finds a lot of satisfaction in growing something and turning it into a delicious meal. He's excited for the day his little avocado and lime trees starts producing.

-He'd volunteer to do safety presentations at schools. He feels like a proud grandpa when the children of his teams put their hands up and answer the questions correctly with confidence.

-He stays limber and regularly goes skating

-He takes Athena out dancing often on her nights off

-At least once a week he brings dinner to the firehouse. If the timing is right, they eat together.

-When Maddie and Chim have their baby, he and the Lee's are on he regular babysitting schedule.

-Actually also the baby shower was hosting at the Grant-Nash household. Bobby did most of the planning and cooking, the 118 mostly just had to pick up the orders and aid in the setup. Maddie is able to arrive to a lovely party without having to miss a very pregnant finger.

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

My top emojis + some others and who in the gang would use them regularly, with little to no explanation behind it:

😭 - everyone, mostly Johnny pony and twobit

😔 - twobit. Ironically. He uses it a lot to be like “I eated it all 😔😔” or smth (me too twobit)

😓 - Johnny and twobit. Johnny uses it as intended, two uses it ironically

👁️👁️ - soda and steve use it to show they’re interested like “ooh im lookin girl”

🙄 - ponyboy.

🫵🏽🤨🏳️‍🌈? In that order specifically - twobit and pony

😛😛 - twobit again

🧍🏽‍♂️ - Johnny. When he’s confused. Just like “…okay hi I’m here gang”

🤷🏽‍♀️ - Johnny. He mostly uses emojis how they’re meant to be used honestly

🍓🍋✅ed I wanna 🍋🍋‍🟩 (strawberry lemon corrected meme) - soda and Steve. They would be the biggest Johnnie Jake Tara fans. Also Sam and Colby. Just that entire corner of the internet basically

😃 - Darry. Unironically. He also uses the cowboy one. Mf over here like “have a nice day gang 🤠😆😆🔥”

😻 and 😼 - twobit soda and Steve all use them, especially with each other

😈 - Johnny and pony but only to each other

🐺 and 🐱 - EVERYONE BUT DARRY USES THEM TO MEME AND IT CONFUSES TF OUTTA DARRY WHEN THEYRE LIKE “I’m the alpha 🐺🐺”

🥰 - dally (and Tim) would use this to be like “go fuck yourself 🥰🥰.” Twobit and pony use it jokingly, Johnny uses it as intended

😨😨 - Johnny again

🫶🏽 - soda when he’s saying gn to everyone

‼️‼️ - Darry and soda (soda taught Darry the like 🔊🔊🗣️🗣️‼️🔥🔥🔥 memes and now he uses it correctly)

🤗 - this has just become a “fuck you 🤗” from everyone in the gang except Darry and Johnny

🤨 - ponyboy and dally. They just do

That’s all I have for now, hopefully this makes sense

[luvsymai]

FAKE BOYFRIEND! ; Shoto Todoroki

Chapter 1: SORRY FOR KISSING YOU!

Pairing: Shoto Todoroki x Fem!Reader

Genre: Romance, Fluff

Warnings: math 😰

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He looked at you with an unreadable expression as usual, but the difference was that he nodded. Your eyes widened a bit; you didn’t expect him to understand what you said, you took him as someone who was dense.

“What the hell, (Name)!?” The voice from someone made you both turn to look at them. The tone laced in Kai’s voice was mixed with annoyance and frustration, it didn’t sound like he anticipated that from you.

You didn’t think that you’d be brave enough to kiss your classmate, either. And on top of that, you two weren’t even close enough to be talking to each other regularly!

“I’m not going to stop bothering you, even if you like that bastard,” He declared, pointing at you. You deadpanned at him, “I know you still have feelings for me.” And he finally left you alone, leaving.

You were left alone with Todoroki, an awkward silence filling the air until you fake coughed, getting the attention of him who was staring at Kai’s back, watching him stomp off.

You looked straight in his eyes, and he did the same. You put your lips into a straight line, before bowing. “I’m so sorry for kissing you without your consent, Todoroki...” You felt like your apology wasn’t enough, so you continued. “And sorry for getting you involved with my personal affairs…”

While you waited for his reply, you thought about how you caught him staring at kai while you kissed him. Does he perhaps know Kai?

You both went to the same middle school, after all. But just like your relationship with him now, was just like your relationship with him back then; it was nonexistent.

“…It’s fine” His response surprised you, making you look at him. You felt conscious under his stare, it felt like he was analysing you. Like he knew what you were thinking.

You looked away with the faintest blush on your cheeks, you couldn’t handle looking at him anymore.

“…Well then, I’ll be heading back to the dorms.” Todoroki says, and you swear there was a hint of amusement in his tone, but you decided to shrug it off since you were probably imagining it.

“Okay” You replied, giving him a small smile to ease off the tension. Once he finally left, you released a breath you didn’t even know you were holding.

Did you just kiss Todoroki? You definitely did.

You went back to your dorm that day, trying your best to avoid him at all costs. Fortunately enough, there were no circumstances where you had to face him that day, even though you knew you would probably be facing him soon again, and your ex who you despised so much.

Were you born a psychic? Because you guessed correctly from the top to bottom.

The next day, classes went on as usual. Everything would’ve been fine if it weren’t for the fact that the constant thing on your mind was that you kissed Todoroki, that you couldn’t really focus on the lessons.

“(Name),” You were surprised and immediately stood up when you heard your surname getting called.

“Y-Yes?” You replied, your heart beating fast. It was math period, you weren’t listening and you hated that subject with a burning passion.

“If this is 420, what is y, then?” The teacher asked, looking at you sternly. You gulped, looking over the problem.

Just the sight of it made you want to puke. You didn’t understand anything.

“It’s 69…” Denki, your seatmate, whispered with his mouth covering his palm but loud enough for you to hear.

Damn, you were thankful that you had him as your seatmate. You replied to the teacher with what Denki said.

“Correct. you may take your seat.” The teacher says, going back to teaching as you sat on your seat, sighing.

“Thanks for that, man,” You nudged Denki with your elbow.

“Anytime,” He chuckled.

Once classes finished, Mina and Ochaco had decided to eat lunch with you. You were casually chitchatting about random things in the hallway, whilst making your way to the cafeteria when suddenly you see Kai outside his classroom. You internally sighed, knowing where this is about to go. You mentally prepared yourself, know that he’s about to make a fuss.

And you were right. Once he saw you, he immediately went over to you, stopping in front of you, making the three of you stop in your tracks.

“Hey, talk to me.” Kai said, his hand travelling to yours but before he could touch you, you slapped his hand away.

“I don’t want anything to do with you anymore. How many times do i have to tell you that?” You glared. You could see how Mina and Ochaco had confusion written on their faces. Since you all stopped in the middle of the hallway, there were also passersby staring at the both of you.

“I didn’t believe you when you said that you were dating that half and half bastard, Todoroki,” He ignored what you said, and you were more than done.

Partially because your ex won’t stop bothering you— but also the fact that Mina and Ochaco were right beside you, and they had no doubt heard what he said.

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[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Due to popular demand, I wrote more headcannons with the tadc crew and a young child reader.

Gangle with child Reader

Jax with child Reader #1

Jax with child Reader #2

Kinger with child Reader

Caine with child Reader

Bubble, Ragatha and Zooble & child Reader

Bubble

★ If he sees you doing something bad he will tell Caine later and watches you while you break the rules, not really able to do anything else.

★ He needs to float just out of your reach because you use every opportunity to pop him. The damned parasite eats your food when you look away so the hatred for him is warranted.

★ Bubble is the only one who makes you cry regularly. Unsurprisingly, Bubble ends up getting popped alot for making you cry. Because of you Cain has had to tell Bubble not to:

Wake you up by licking your face

Watch you sleep

Encourage you to stop wearing clothes

Attack your stuffed animals

Attack your breakfast

Attack your lunch

Attack your dinner

Attack you (not even if you were breaking the rules)

Give you weapons

Give you styrofoam

Let you into other people's rooms (how? he doesn't have hands?)

Count to infinity

★ Despite all of this he occasionally gets the responsibility of watching you when nobody else can. See above for what usually happens when he is in charge of you.

Ragatha

★ She's a mother figure to you. And to pretty much anyone who's stuck in the digital circus. But mostly you. Focusing her energy on looking out for you helps distract her from completely losing it.

★The baby talk comes out when she's around you. Its super annoying and literally everyone wants her to stop. But she can't help it! You're so precious, it just slips out.

★ I feel like before she got stuck in the circus she wanted to have kids of her own one day. Obviously she can't now, but having you around helps her cope with that. She is the #1 digital mom.

★ She calls you darling, hon and dear alot. Only using your full name when you royally mess up or do something you shouldn't.

★ You can always ask her for help when you need it. She'd be honored to teach you how to do something you dont know. There's a scrapbook in her room filled with your drawings.

Zooble

★ Zooble is not good with kids, their patience for you thins by the minute. Still, you're a child and don't know any better so you get more leniency than everyone else.

★ Please stop asking them questions, they don't know the answer to half of them. How are they supposed to answer the question "are bears still real?" With a straight face.

★ I'm not saying that Zooble hates you. Moreso they're just at a loss for what to do when you are around.

★ You are without a doubt the most frustrating person for them to deal with. Its pretty impressive, actually. They can yell at Jax when he bothers them but with you, not so much. It's like walking on eggshells.

★ On another note, you get the special privilege of putting them back together when their body falls apart. As long as you promise to put the pieces back correctly.

[ranger-rai]

What are common disabilities espurr can have?

A lot of them are head and eye related.

They can end up getting overwhelmed by the sheer amount of psychic energy that builds up inside of them, so if they don't release it regularly, it could result in severe muscle spasms in the brain, not quite an aneurysm, but it's not good either way.

If not treated correctly, it is possible they could easily strain serious muscles of the mind, resulting in random motor functions being limited or lost.

In the wild, they don't have as much of these issues because they use their abilities all of the time to eat and survive.

With trainers, they need to be reminded.

Because of the pressure in their brains from the psychic powers, it's like their eyes are being pushed from the back outwards like one of those stress toys.

If the stress and pressure are not managed well, they could possibly develop eye problems and even blindness.

Regular check ups and use of their abilities should help with this.

As they evolve, this becomes far less of an issue.

[si-nemo-me-reminiscetur]

Thinking about Meeks' family that's not canon, but fuck it, they are real to me!

I came up with them for RP reasons first and I'm peppering information about them into every fanfic ever, I fear. Meeks just feels like someone with siblings, eldest brother type shit. But we'll get to this.

Let's GO! My headcanons for his parents and siblings <3

His mother (Stephanie) is such an icon. German woman bagged an American/Italian man, named her first born son after herself and while being such a sweet woman, runs a tight ship at home. She's constantly working on projects around the house with her husband. She's kind and immediately analyzes new people to match their energy, given she likes them. She loves her family so much. Sadly she doesn't see the pressure Steven puts on herself until he breaks down, but it's something she's working on.

William, his father, is possibly the most autistic father you've ever seen. He loves his wife over everything, being so patient with her new projects, supporting her with everything. He doesn't do well with change at all, so having queer kids is something he needs time to get used to. But they are his world. He's an architect. He collects vinyls and model airplanes, he's afraid of heights and he is really, really good at chess. He and Steph play regularly. He carved her a wooden chess set as a gift to go with the engagement ring and he'd given it to her even if she'd have said no (in no world would that have been the case). He's quiet and serious, but hates when people call him Sir and mean it.

THE SISTERS, GOD!! Steven is the eldest and he has three sisters. Three, five and nine years younger. Given the canon, where he's 17 (I think), they're 14, 12 and 8.

The oldest is Emilia, Em for short. She's incredibly 14, doesn't want to do anything, but she's the one Steven trusts the most to react well to coming out. She's annoying him on principle, but she's got his back and he got hers. She calls him first when she did something stupid or needs advice and she was the first one of his baby sisters, she means the world to him. When Em starts dating he gets a bit protective, but not being weird towards her partners, but checking in, running a surface level background check, making it very, very clear to him that he best treat his sister correctly or Steven is sending his mother after him. No one wants Steph on their heels.

The middle sister is Henriette, Henry for short. She's a carbon copy of her father, she's so serious and autistic and for the amount of emojis she'd use when texting, she has rarely any intonation when speaking. He's other queer child, non-binary lesbian to be precise. Steven is the first person of their family they come out to and he's helping them tell their parents, make them understand and adjust. They would prefer she/her, but generally use all pronouns. Henry is also really good at chess and loves cardgames. She'd eat up at Mario Kart. He's was also sick a lot when he was younger, so Steven was watching his other sisters while his parents took care of Henry. He doesn't realize this for a while, but Steven doesn't blame her. She's only a kid.

The youngest sister is Susanne, Susie. She's an angel, obsessed with horses, princesses and pulling pranks no one but her understands. Like switching up knife and fork when setting the table, she's howling with laughter every time. Steven bringing home any partner results in her making wedding plans, especially while she's younger and actively including the partner, but not her brother. For example Pitts would have to pick flowers immediately, Stick has to tell her what color her dress should be, she would take one look at Charlie and decide that this wedding has to happen in a castle and with Cam she would need him to help decide on table decorations. Like different focual points, but she's making plans.

Steven loves them all so much, he misses them a lot while at school. He feels very responsible for his siblings even while away, calling and writing as often as possible. He loves hearing about how they're all doing.

His relationship to his father is kind of weird, but hey, that's another post.

[potol0ver]

Random OM! Headcannons

Belphie’s cow pillow gets torn every once and a while and Beel tries to fix it but his hands are to big to hold the needle correctly so he always brings it to Asmo so he can fix it. (He’ll happily do so.)

Mammon will recognize the most held dear thing to each of his brothers and secretly make sure it’s dusted/taken care of.

Levi knows every online event/deal/limited time merch for each series his brother likes and buy it for them. He’ll just place it at their door/on their bed and get out before anyone sees him doing this.

Beel has memory of when the last time all of his brothers ate, so if they have gone to long without eating he’s grabbing some food and bringing it to them.

Belphie does the same with sleep, and while he’s a little more lenient with Lucifer, he does make him take mini power naps that either Lucifer himself doesn’t know he’s taking it doesn’t care. (He’s taking many mini power naps- like a goldfish)

Satan helps his brothers when studying and even sneaks the ones who are bad at tests (mammon) answers during the test.

Lucifer comes into his brothers rooms to talk to them but if he’s standing next to something that isn’t tidy/clean, he automatically starts cleaning it up without a second thought. Partially because he’s a work-aholic, partially because acts of serves is one of his secret love languages.

Mammon is one of the top three people Luke goes to when he’s distraught (they have a nagging brother dynamic- they love each other- fight me-)

Asmo gets along great with grandmas.

Levi has karaoke nights in the water of Henry 2.0 so they can sing together.

When Mammon is bored he has a “camp out night” in one of his cars in his room.

Belphie and Beel regularly create bed forts.

[verdemoun]

If i remember correctly, the gang finds kieran whole hes out hunting for food, so you could assume that hes good at it, good enough to feed a whole camp of odriscolls.

I think it would be really funny if arthur, kieran and charles go hunting and kieran comes back wearing a full fur coat and chaps lol

Anything that gave us more canon Kieran content but also it would be hilarious.

Charles is trying to explain tracking while a herd of deer are grazing nearby. Arthur admittedly is listening because he needs a refresher but Kieran is showing to be a very dutiful student

Until he suddenly grabs the rifle he's borrowing from Arthur off his back and fires towards the deer, missing by a few inches and spooking the lot off.

As Arthur starts to mock him 'oh great we got the dud O'Driscoll that can't hit a goddamned deer standing still 30 yards ahead of him', Charles taps Arthur's shoulder.

A behemoth of a grizzly bear is sliding down the hill dead, a single shot perfectly between its eyes.

Kieran sighs in relief and very sincerely apologizes for interrupting Charles, asking him to go on with the lesson.

Turns out Kieran is insanely far-sighted, to the point where he can make out things moving at a distance most people can't. And words in a book are just black smudges to him.

Since the very firm agreement was they only get to keep what they kill (intended to cut Kieran out of any profit ), Kieran rides into camp with a new saddle, coat, pants and boots all curtesy of the trapper and more meat than they can keep without it spoiling.

Hosea is almost moved to tears by the bear meat stew just like his mama used to make it (burned to hell and back).

Everyone eats good and Kieran, who still has no intention of leaving camp alone, gives the surplus away to the boys who regularly work jobs, earning himself a slither of respect.

Arthur, petty drama queen, insists on cooking the rabbit he shot at the scout fire, occasionally spitting out buckshot.

The gang are all aware Arthur is like this and are letting him eat alone - because he would swallow the buckshot out of pride if someone was there to witness it.