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I TOLD YALL I WAS COOKING >:DDD
Finally got around to finishing what I had planned as a Valentines post, ignore the fact that it's march now XDD
This is a follow up to this post I shared around mid-february in honor of my two favorite lovebugs ;p
If you thought they couldn't get any cheesier, you were dead wrong-
Vanessa is holding back the very strong urge to BITE BITE BITE BI-
(also if it wasn't clear, here's the dialogue for the last page XD)
Damien: Huh.. It's like.. dough..? So soft...
Vanessa: Yeah...
Damien: ...You wanna make out?
Vanessa: Yeah.
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i keep forgetting to post this Piper which is a shame because this is one of the best Piper outfits i've ever drawn
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Damian, wearing an extremely worn out black shirt with a faded red logo on it: [looking smug]
Dick: What's got you looking so happy, Dami?
Damian: [still smug] I stole this shirt from Cassandra, meaning I've gotten even with her for stealing my hoodie
Cass: That's not mine, I stole it from Jason :D You're still behind, baby brother
Jason: Oh, that's not mine either. I stole it from blondie
Steph: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Tim's originally...
Everyone: ...
Damian: [panicking] Wait-
Everyone, smiling evilly: Oh my god
Damian: No, no, you don't know for sure-
Tim: [walking in] okay, so Bernard has this crazy theory that- uh- that- uh...?
Damian: [trying to act casual]
Tim: Dames?
Damian: [trying to go invisible]
Tim: Why are you wearing Kon's old-
Damian: [trying to rip the shirt off and set it on fire simultaneously] wHat sHiRt????!
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post-s3 mob (specifically) really enjoys pro-wrestling but absolutely refuses to believe that it’s all pre-produced and planned out, so he gets very legitimately upset whenever one of the wrestlers he likes makes a heel turn. Like genuine betrayal and disbelief in that poor boy’s eyes. One of the wrestlers, after winning a team title, becomes very predictably possessive over the trophy and starts saying canned anime villain lines and declares his partner his eternal enemy (will be resolved in one month TOPS) and Mob buys into it so fucking hard, hook line and sinker, because he’s completely accustomed to very strange adult men with god complexes doing villain monologues at him and being 100% serious about it.
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