#evan rosier sibling

[yvieliny]

Shit my friends have said as Maruader Promps:

Modern Marauders looking for a place to do their social service

Sirius: We could just apply for Femeri like the girls

Remus: They won’t accept us because you know…we have cocks

Peter: Cocks?

James: Yeah you know…cocks

Peter: The male chicken?

Sirius and James dying of laughter

Remus: What?! No Pete you know cock. C-O-C-K . Cock

Peter starts searching it on google, and the definition of cock as a rooster appears

Peter: YOU SEE IT IS A CHICKEN

James dying of laughter: Click images

Peter clicks images

Peter: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THEY ARE HUGE ALMOST AS HUGE AS JAMES

James turns bright pink as other students heard since they were in the library

[moondustinfj]

Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"

Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"

Regulus: 😑

James: hey now-

Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"

Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*

Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"

Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*

Sirius: *offended gasp*

Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"

Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch

Barty: And Dora is

Pandora:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Regulus:

Barty: "eagle 2"

Evan and Pandora: oh thank god

[number1abbasupporter]

James and Remus bonding bc they’re both dating one of the black brothers

Barty and Lily bonding bc they’re both dating one of the rosier twins

[betweendyingstars]

The grip the Rosier siblings have on me

[wingsmadeforflying]

I enjoy the idea of Evan being extremely. Attractive. Just by conventional means. Anyone can see, he's pretty, he's handsome.

but. He just has these vacant, off-putting eyes. The only emotion is calculated, and even that's more of a dissective look. He might show slightt other emotions around Barty and Pandora (definitely Panda) but it's mostly just that vacant look. Oh, he's definitely paying attention and present in the conversation, but his eyes are just void.

People would be falling over themselves to date this man, but they can't get over the odd look in his eyes. and also the feral rat man who goes by Barty growling behind him and his sister that's just as off-putting but a different flavor.

His sister has never once been put off by her brother. They share that vacant look, but Panda's is more whimsical. They have this strong sibling bond where they wordlessly communicate, (this fits very well with them being twins, but to each their own, I don't see them as twins) which admittedly doesn't do much to combat their weird-kid status- But they dgaf

Barty is veryvery into. Evan's everything. Anything that should put him off just doesn't and honestly probably turns him on. He would be so fascinated and enthralled by Evan dissecting something. Just watching with bated breath.

[wulanvansunshine]

Sibling angst always gets me istg

[bri-cheeses]

Barty and Evan are extremely codependent (and I love that for them, honestly). But basically, this means that you don’t see one without the other, with two exceptions. One is that Barty’s at a party or some type of social gathering, because it’s a fifty fifty chance that Evan will join him. The other is when Evan and Pandora are having a “twin day” in which Panda drags Evan off to go make flower crowns and gossip with her. It’s in these sessions that she hears about Evan’s horribly pathetic crush on Barty, and that she is the first to be told that they’re dating.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

evan: so you and barty huh?

regulus: yeah, so you and james huh?

-

barty: so you like snakes huh, potter?

james: not your business crouch, but yes I really like evan.

-

regulus: so many questions, like, why james? you two are like the moon and the sun.

evan: you do know that eventually the sun and the moon meet and do an eclipse right? i could say the same thing about dating barty, love him to a certain extent but BARTY?

regulus: barty is a tortured old soul, that makes me feel like a pretty prince.. so yes.

[aithusarosekiller]

Not enough fics with sibling dynamics have the classic:

Younger sibling: *minding own business*

Older sibling, appearing out of nowhere: right, so- *insert MASSIVE random rant they didn't ask for* okay, bye

Younger sibling: ...close the FUCKING DOOR

[marsberryart]

I love the rosier twins hc, so here’s them hanging out with each other 🤘😌

[adharastarlight]

Evan: älskling, do you think-

Barty: no

Evan: what? i didnt finish my question

Barty: oh

Evan: do you thi-

Barty: no, i generally try to avoid thinking

[yvieliny]

Shit my friends have said pt5?

The boys trying to get Remus to stop studying and help them with a prank

Remus: Come on Moony, Where is your sense of adventure?

James: Yeah, Where is your sense of Mischief?

Remus (highly annoyed): I must have left all of them inside Sirius mother

Peter in a corner shocked with his mouth hanging open

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Barty: when I die I want people to play ‘Highway to hell’ followed by ‘WAP’ at my funeral

Evan: what do we get if we do?

Barty: all my money and any houses I own

Regulus: three cents and a dodgy tent?

James: okay but for the record I’d do it for a kiss

[swag696942069]

I don't know about anyone else. But I think we need more mommy/daddy issues in this fandom.

Give Lily Evans mommy issues this instant!

[themarvelmarauder]

Evan: *trying to be overprotective* it's not just the haircut, it's you, you look like...

Pandora: what I look like a what?

Barty: woah you look like a hooker

Pandora: you think?

Evan: that is not a compliment, Dora

Pandora: from Barty? totally is

Barty: hookers are hot

Pandora: see?

Evan: I wish I wasn't related to you and I wish I wasn't dating you

[aludraslytherin]

Jegulus and PandaLily raising Harry and Luna:

Ron: Hey mate, there's always a black cat following you, is that normal?

Harry: Hmh ? Oh yeah, that's Papa, he's just super protective and hates the idea of me being alone

Hermione: That red cat that's following you around all day, is it normal ?

Luna: Mhm, it's Mum, she is scared that something happens to me