#except its not

[stylethe8]

art cr. to @ daunart on tumblr

!!SPOILERS AHEAD!!

be warned for the next ones (but if you haven't finished reading the books yet what are you doing in the tags, huh? 🧐)

dark rise / dark heir incorrect quotes

this is part 2 of my other post

just let me have this ok i need some fun in my veins after dark heir...

[xxloone]

Not TDP, but I thought I’d introduce yall to the newest addition on the ranch…

This is Wayne btw 🌝

Yes, I know it’s not TDP yet it’s still in the tags.

But like.

My people must see Wayne.

CRITICAL INFO‼️‼️

[acequinz]

The audacity of a post from anti lxc tag to show up on my feed. ( I didn't mute it cause I didn't know the tag existed, corrected my mistake damn)

Like begone!!! Nothing these people can say will ever make me hate you lxc. You are too loving for the world (sometimes quite literally) I will whisk you away into the sunset with me.

My babygirl, you have never done anything wrong ever. I love you so much never don't listen to other ugly people who could never understand your oldest sibling from doomed parents plight.

I get you though and I love you!!!

[sugar3chaos]

HIIIIII tumblr!! I’m here to feed the Candyman enjoyers (with a barely satiating snack but whatever)

[hopeischord]

Turned 19, still don't use tumblr much. So, have a work in progress of Valentines Kunikida cause that man needs some love. (Massive Kunikida fan here)

Probably won't upload here once it's done but, ayo.

[inkandorchids]

does anyone else feel like advertising is going to be The Thing that sends you over the edge for good

[blueberry-ink-93]

miscellaneous

[deardollia]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[outfoxt]

what if there was a secret fucked up third temperature system (not kelvin) that was like fahrenheit except 32 = 0. and all the degree increments are the same except every is shifted 32 places

[tollingbells77]

ALMOST forgot to post this got all distracted by other junk

[stylethe8]

dark heir but it's incorrect quotes

my contribution to the fandom

i'm 34% into the book pls save me

part 2 is here!

[lab-trash]

I still think about that car commercial for international women's day, about a car for men, by men, which basically meant it sucked because women invented a lot of things in a car that are like. Not technically needed for its use, but for its practicality, like windshield wipers and (I believe) air conditioning. I think it was Ford, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I love that commercial.

[rathockey]

once again doing a bad job of going to bed at a reasonable hour

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[lili-home-to-embraces-and-hugs]

The Batkids play a game called “Guess Who Bruce Is Disappointed In Today” and it is a bloodsport.

It started as a joke. It is no longer a joke.

Every morning, without fail, one of them walks into the kitchen and says:

“Guess who Bruce is disappointed in today?”

And they all take turns guessing based on crime alerts, nightly patrol rotations, and vibes.

It’s become a system.

It went like:

Jason: “I knocked out a senator by accident. My odds are high.”

Tim: “I drank seventeen Red Bulls and fell asleep on top of the Batcomputer.”

Damian: “I released three bats into Gotham General Hospital as enrichment. They were bored.”

Steph: “I called him ‘Brucie’ in front of a senator.”

Cass: Just raises a finger and shrugs.

Then Bruce walks in, dead silent, pours his coffee, looks at no one, and walks away.

Tim: “It’s Jason.”

Jason: “DAMN IT.

Rules:

If you guess wrong, you have to do patrol with Damian and listen to him rant about the superiority of traditional swordsmanship for two hours.

If you guess right, you get to choose the movie on family movie night.

If Bruce is disappointed in himself, everyone gets ice cream. That’s the law.

It got so serious they made a whiteboard. Labeled it: “DISAPPOINTMENT LEADERBOARD.”

Top scores:

Tim (17 correct guesses, possible mind reader)

Cass (14, reads vibes better than Google Translate reads Latin)

Steph (11, mostly via chaos intuition)

Jason (2. constantly thinks it’s him. It often is. But not always.)

Damian (0. refuses to acknowledge he is ever the cause)

One time Dick guessed correctly for the first time in 3 months and everyone clapped.

He cried.

Alt. Version: Guess Who Bruce Is Proud Of Today.

Game cancelled due to lack of data.

[ineedtobeimpaled]

me when absolutely any lana song especially BLACK BEAUTY

this is such a great song i think i will kill myself right now