i wish i had friends who like marvel and taylor swift
i have friends who like marvel and friends who like taylor swift but none who like both
i need someone who likes both so we can talk about which taylor swift songs our favorite characters would be
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All the articles talking about how the marvels had the lowest box office opening of any marvel movie conveniently forget to mention that it’s the ONLY marvel movie to come out in the midst of an actors strike and didn’t get any of the press that all the other movies would have gotten 🙃
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GOTG 3 SPOILERS
Can’t stop thinking about this
Floor and Teefs were begging Rocket to leave. But, he was too distraught and consumed by grief over Lylla to listen. Floor and Teefs died because of that. And that’s something Rocket has blamed himself over for a very long time.
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Deadpool: Logan, Idea!
Wolverine, already exasperated: what’s you're idea, Wade?
Deadpool: lets get married!
Wolverine: what.
Deadpool: let’s get wed! Matrimonious like!!
Wolverine: Is this a bit?
Deadpool: YEAH IT’S A BIT! Come on! We’ll get a house, we’ll spend our golden years together, we’ll hold each other at night, it’ll be hilarious!
Wolverine: that’s not a bit. That's just a marriage.
Deadpool: I know! And when people find out they are going to lose they’re minds! And they’ll have no idea!
Wolverine: what won’t they know?!
Deadpool: that it was a bit!
Wolverine: Wade, you don't know what a damn bit is.
Deadpool: come on! We’ll be a two income household! We’ll get tax write offs! We’ll adopt a pitbull and that freaky spider kid! Say yes!
Wolverine: …
Deadpool: you're thinking about it!
Wolverine: no I'm not. Leave me alone.
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Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."
*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*
"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"
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“But I'm nothing without this suit!” “If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.”
kaitlin's 100 favorite fictional muses — 99/100: Peter Parker / Spider-Man
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Is anyone else operating like the marvel canon isn't even canon anymore? Like all of this is a fucking fever dream. Plus, the multiverse is confirmed in the MCU so reality is whatever I want it to be
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the "motivate yourself to do things by imagining that you're your favorite character" advice that goes around sometimes doesn't really work if you're a tragedy enjoyer. pretending that I'm hamlet would NOT help me with self-care.
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im happy that loki has been around more than 10 years in the mcu now, but sometimes i miss 2012 fics where loki used to fall in love with an avenger reader because he was sent back to midgard with thor for his punishment, and tony would throw these amazing parties, and nat was readers best friend lol
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