#feel like mer hates it lmao

[mamabear-elinor]

Back to School Shopping -> [Brave Women]

@heart-of-dunbroch​

"Come now, there must be something you like here, Mishmish,” Elinor said as she flipped through the racks of button ups. “What about this one? It would look lovely with your eyes.”

Elinor pulled out the deep blue sweater and held it up to him.

“Mam, I cannae wear a sweater, I’ll boil alive.”

Elinor clucked her tongue but returned the sweater. This was proving more difficult than she thought. Since when did her boys care so much about how they looked? Was it because they were nervous starting school? They wanted to be impressive?

“Fine, what about this?” She pulled out a green plaid button up.

Hamish made a face.

“Merida, tell your brother that no one is gonna care what he wears and unless he picks something, I’m sending him to school nekkid as a wee bairn.”

[outfit]

[dalishthunder]

Talos of Atmora

Pairing: Nebarra/LDB (gender neutral reader) Rating: Teen Words: 1056 Additional Info: So, this was meant to be smut, but my hand slipped and it became hurt comfort and I have a lot of ideas I want to explore in Destiny Waits for No One instead of in a little one shot lmao

Injuries were inevitable in your line of work. That's why restoration spells and healing potions existed. But it didn't change the fact that you were holed up in a shack with possibly the worst of your companions. Xelzaz would have been able to heal you. Lucifer and Kaidan would have at least been pleasant company. What did Nebarra bring to the group? An impressive sword arm, and an even more rancid attitude.

It was your own fault really for thinking having some alone time together would help you turn that frown upside-down. Make you closer. Something.

But no, here you were, stuck in a damp old shack, leg out of commission as you tried to explain to Nebarra how to make a rudimentary healing poultice.

"Tell me why you can't just do this again?" He sneered.

You rolled your eyes. "Because I dislocated my damn shoulder in that last fight, and my leg is too messed up for me to stand."

The mer pounded halfheartedly on the blue mountain flowers and marshmerrow in the mortar and pestle. "Maybe if you-"

"Maybe if I what? Maybe if I what, Nebs?" You hissed. "Maybe if I hadn't saved your ass, that spriggan wouldn't have left a festering wound in my leg? Hmm?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I'd asked you to jump in front of a twisted, evil tree. Let me just adjust my attitude." Each syllable was punctuated by the pounding of the ingredients. "The last time I checked, I didn't need your dumb heroics."

"Okay, next time I'll let you die. Fine."

"Fine."

He was absolutely impossible.

"Now add a tiny bit of canis root." Not enough to paralyze, just enough to numb and take the edge off as you healed.

He did as instructed, grumbling all the while.

"Let me see it." You said after a few moments.

Your companion held it out to you, and you dipped your finger in, testing the consistency before pulling out your waterskin. "Fill this up a third of the way to the brim, but you have to do it slowly. Mix in a bit at a time."

"Gods, you're picky."

You were going to bite him. Just sink your teeth into his flesh and rip and tear like any good dragon would. "If you don't do this right and it becomes infected and I die, I'm going to haunt your ass. I'm going to haunt your ass and make sure that wine is always out of reach for you. Just break every wine bottle I find with my little ghostly hands."

"You wouldn't dare." Though you couldn't see his face, you could practically feel his glower.

"Don't test me, mal fahliil. Zu'u du hi sili.*" You narrowed your eyes at him, lips curling over your teeth.

"Graxifalas kynd." He shot back. "You're not the only multilingual person in the room."

You hated that you somehow just couldn't manage to get along with this stupid mer. It wasn't like you hadn't tried, and it wasn't even that you didn't like him.... Or at least... you wanted to like him, he just made it so miserably difficult. Fighting you every single step of the way.

After a few moments, the pounding of the mortar and pestle slowed, and he showed you the poultice once more. You gave it the okay when you felt the gentle numbing sensation from the canis root. You held out your hand for him to hand it over, but he just set it down next to your leg and worked on applying it to the wound.

"I can do it..." You said, but he didn't seem to pay you much mind.

"Just like you can defeat a spriggan by yourself? Hmm?" His drawl was grating... and just a bit endearing.

"There were two of them."

"And two of us."

You rolled your eyes. He had a point though; You'd defeated dragons... how the hell were you unable to defeat two spriggans together. Well, you had defeated them, but your wounds weren't anything to sniff at. He began to bind your leg.

"You have very poor form in tight quarters." Nebarra tightened the tourniquet and you winced. "You rely too much on range and being able to shout at things."

A sigh caught in your chest.... He was right. You really weren't great up close. "... Yeah."

"Ohohoho backing down without a fight? Finally admitting you're not some god?" He seemed to admire his handiwork for a moment.

Was that how he thought you saw yourself?

The floor was very interesting. Probably full of splinters.... "... I never said I was a god."

"Oh please, spare me the soliloquy, Dragonborn. You let them call you Dragon-Made-Flesh. The Dragon of the North. The Child of Skyrim." He muttered as he took a seat on the floor a few feet away, each title held more vitriol than the last. "You don't have to call yourself a god. You just let people think it."

You chewed your bottom lip... he wasn't wrong. People had begun to murmur.... You tried to deny it when you could. But it had already started to spiral like a snowball down a hill, gathering strength and momentum.

"Do you even know what those titles mean, Adma'na?"

You finally looked over at him.

"Talos. They think you're the bloody incarnation of Talos. They think you're the reincarnated avatar of a false god." He spat.

You winced again. "... I can't really control what everyone else thinks of me. I've been trying to tell people but-"

"Try harder."

"Look at me, Nebs. Do you think a god, let alone THE Tyrant God-King, would be sitting here, bleeding, at your mercy? I... won't lie; I don't know what I am, but if I am a god, I'm a pretty pitiful one."

Nebarra was silent for a long while, and when he spoke again it was softly. "I'll give you that one. If you are a god, you're pretty pitiful."

"... Did you really think I saw myself as a god?"

He didn't answer.

You looked down at the bandaging on your leg.

"Well... I'm sorry if I led you to believe that.... Thank you for helping me." The corners of your lips curled up in a slight smile. "And for what it's worth, I'm glad you're here."

*mal fahliil. Zu'u du hi sili. - (Dragon-tongue) Little elf. I will devour your soul.

Graxifalas kynd. - (Altmeri) Disgraceful child

Adma'na - (Altmeri) Poor listener

[tunabesimpin]

HELLO! THIS IS FOR THE SEA-SIDE SIDE QUEST IM SO EXCITED AAAAAA ❤️❤️

My oc Lukka (based off of Lago, the bird from Aladdin) loves the heat surprisingly, he enjoys long naps under the hot sun, so Lukka will probably just enjoy himself just by sunbathing during the party. But he will REFUSE to get in the water (hates getting wet)

his favorite color is dark red, and to a beach he would just be wearing short pants, with a short-sleeve tropical button up. Most likely to be the one bringing ice cream in a cooler for the others to enjoy, he would definitely drag along Jamil by promising him that he’ll take care of Kalim for a whole week- (Jamil definitely doubted him but needed a break so he agreed to it anyway)

Here’s a image of Lukka! (I don’t know how to reference link so this is me trying my best-)

TAKE YOUR TIME, HAVE BREAKS AND DRINK WATER!!!

--- Sunscreen? Check. Water bottles? Check. Tropical t-shirt? Check. Ungodly amount of ice cream? Check. Jamil and Lukka were going through everything after arriving just to triple check that all was going to be ok. Kalim of course wanted to bring more, but after being convinced by Jamil that this didn't need to be so extravagant he settled on following Lukkas idea of bringing a bucket load of ice cream. Almost immediately Kalim was off and racing around with the other guests. You'd almost think he was the one hosting with how he tried to greet every person in site. His bright smile rivalled the sun. Meanwhile, on the other side of the beach, Jamil and Lukka settled and took in the lovely warmth of the sun rays. Jamil sighed as he took a seat "Now then. I expect you to be on the look out for Kalim today ontop of the week long babysitting." Dumbfounded Lukka wasn't about to give up the day just yet, "Come-ooon, I'm sure it'll be fine to let Tuna and the others keep a watch over him right? There's plenty of faces we know here, no reason to watch him like a hawk~" Jamil scowled and motioned to the 'lovely' guests "Oh your right let's see... a chaotic trio of mers, the infamous heartslaybul duo, the cunning big cats... yes what reliable bunch" He rolled his eyes as he turned back to everyone. Lukka retorted sarcastically "Aww well don't you just love them all~. Alright fine, I'll keep an eye open while we sunbathe. But don't say i never do anything for you!" The two began their somewhat of a retreat, things going pretty smoothly for the most part. That is until a screech from Kalim and several others resonates throughout the beach. The two sat up almost immediately, ready to fly onto the scene, only to be speechless at the sight before them. Tuna had started tossing seaweed around to prank people, but a lost crab had found it's new pass-time, pinching at everyone. The two sunbathers shared an intense stare, a look that said 'I'm not dealing with that' Deciding to let fate take it's course they reclined back into their seats and enjoyed the show of chaos before them. Lukka handed Jamil an ice cream from the cooler, "Dinner and a show~!" ---

I have a feeling even though Jamil and Lukka will try to relax, but Tuna and Kalims antics might raise some blood pressure LOLOLOL IDKY BUT I MADE JAMIL EXTRA SASSY IN THIS LMAO IDK MAYBE IM THINKING TOO MUCH OF HOW SASSY JAFAR AND LAGO ARE TOGETHER, BUT THE BANTER LUKKA N JAMIL MUST HAVE JUST MAKES ME CACKLE LOL

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOININ THE EVENT!!!! LUKKAS HAIR I LOVE <3 I can also appreciate his brutal honesty cause SAME LMAO- I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE EVENT !!! <3

[distant-velleity]

I don't know if anyone has already chosen these two questions but here goes:

"What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?"

"What plot points would change due to the inclusion of your character in canon?""

For chrysos and santiago

thank you for the question!! i don't think i've answered either of these for the ask game yet :D

What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?

so something like the takes on vil, okay— /j

you ever seen the takes on jamikali? okay so take that. Take that kind of “oh i’m horribly repressed because of the control your family has over mine and i hate the association i have with you but apparently i’ve loved you all this time so that alone makes this a healthy relationship” and apply that to chrielle (chryrielle?). I know i talked about this already for this ask game but it’s precisely bc a part of the fandom would hyperfocus on chrysos’ reaction with rielle that i want to add it here.

people would interpret chrysos’ really conflicted and bitter feelings of envy and loathing and frustration as … love ? and then—you know how it goes, apparently that alone makes it cute.

i don’t have anything for santiago right now, but maybe i’ll think of it later

What plot points would change due to the inclusion of your character in canon?

this is something i’ve briefly touched upon in other posts before, but those are events that occur in my version of twst as opposed to the actual game. so i think there’s a few things—one, i want to keep the scene where chrysos takes on kalim’s appearance in book 4 as part of the plan to expose jamil. i also want to keep santiago tagging along to help grim & yuu manage the nrc tribe bc this man will not leave jamil alone lmao

um—i don’t think the chrysos overblot book would actually be in the game, but i actually kind of want it to be because ✨rsa character appearance✨ and it’s a nice interlude between jamil and vil’s books—

oh, and there’s a few minor changes here and there, including events, but the only ones i’ll go over are santiago and chrysos’ outdoor wear vignettes—santiago uses his fluency in animal languages to employ the help of birds to find those plants for a task, and chrysos (just like floyd) goes into his mer form at the lake and gets to be a little feral to help catch fish for the film research club

[brbabcseu]

ive been taking up the dashboard lately so please!! has anything specific about jesse and aj or mer been on ur mind recently??

I feel like I spend so much time talking about Jesse and AJ so I'm gonna make this a certified Meriwa & AJ-centric post!

Mer is a good relative. Not necessarily a conventionally good PARENT, but you could also argue the same for Jesse. The situation w/ these three is so nuanced but that's besides the point lmao. She curses a lot and thinks her omelets are better than Jesse's. She also thinks it's not a crime to put cheese and bacon into a pancake, they can be savory too "if you open your tiny mind". She hates the PTA moms of Skagway. She's thinking of going back to school. She's so good at being Jesse's friend and so annoyed abt that. She proclaims she's straight edge but gets scolded by AJ for smoking cigarettes. She has a strained relationship with her youngest sister and a relationship she's greatly missing with her oldest sister, who died not long before AJ was born. She loves her little sister Amlliq (pronounced um-sh-k; most just call her Billie) despite their struggles, because family is family. That, family being family, is a little part of the reason she comes back AJ's freshman year of high school.

I've talked a bit about her return but I can't emphasize enough just how much of a catalyst it was for things to start falling like dominoes for AJ. Jesse very gently and very carefully makes him aware of her presence in town, and makes it very clear that he does NOT have to meet her, he has NO obligation to invite her into his life at this point, and whatever AJ needs of him, he'll be right there. AJ is just like ty I appreciate all of that, I don't really wanna meet her but I think I need to hear what she has to say anyway and then decide. He appreciates just how honest she is about why she gave him up, why she's here now, if it's just because it seems "easier" now that he's older. She's basically just like listen I was in my early 20's, I had a lot going on, I still gave your dad a choice, I didn't even know I was pregnant until I went into labor. And AJ's like um okay PAUSE on that last one lmaooo. At the end of it Mer is like "I wouldn't hold it against you if you told me to fuck off. Just figured I'd try reaching out and see if you're open to building some sort of... something."

He doesn't at first, but once things fall apart with Jesse he starts spending a lot of time around her-- in the grand scheme, knowing what he knows, she suddenly becomes the lesser of two evils lol. He does end up enjoying their time together, she's functionally a cool big sister at this early stage of their relationship.

She knows, by the way. Meriwa's known about Jesse for a good long while and it's the other reason she decides to come back. That part gnaws at her; she knows he'd been troubled, but not much more than that. Her continued inaction the longer she knew about this without checking on AJ led to a growing guilt, which kind of paralyzed her further into not checking in, and so the cycle went for several years. Mer's well aware she herself is not perfect, and she has a brain, so the nuance of the Heisenberg chronicles was not lost on her. And then actually meeting AJ, seeing how he turned out, how he and Jesse interact... it was very relieving. At the same time, she doesn't question or judge when AJ needs that space from Jesse to come to grips with everything.

I feel I've already piled on a LOT of information but I wanna touch briefly on their first mother-son trip that I've mentioned before as well!! Summer before sophomore year she bring him to Fairbanks to meet the rest of her family. He has a lot of cool aunts and uncles and cousins, there're two cousins in particular around his age and he really enjoys getting to know them. His family is so big now!! And frankly he needs it, sad as the reality of it is he needs that breathing room from Jesse; the two need time to repair separately before they can come back together. He feels great warmth at having more family to be a part of, but throughout the trip starts to feel dejected and a little jealous over how doting, affectionate, and playful an aunt Meriwa can be to her youngest nieces and nephews. The pendulum of AJ's grandfather clock of angst is never not in motion and it's just frequently swinging back and forth between these two forces in his life: one that used to represent stability but now belies unrest; and one that used to represent the opposite but now hold the promise of something more permanent, but that scares him!! And with his state of disillusionment he's convinced it'll all fall apart at any second.

One day I'll talk more abt the dynamic btwn Jesse, AJ's godmother Delilah, and Meriwa, but that's a whole can of worms loll and would also mean I need to actually Talk abt Delilah, bc I never do for some reason but she's SO important in the AJ Lore

Some lightning round fun facts to tie this up:

She's had a passing interest in journalism and so that's what she's thinking of majoring in when she goes back to school-- Jesse always says WHEN not IF bc he fully believes Mer can do it and she'll absolutely kill it

She's closest with her uncle and her mother :')

AJ and Mer bond over their love for Brand New Eyes by Paramore but disagree on whether Danger Days is MCR's best album

Her pancakes are stellar, both of the sweet and savory variety, but she'll only make chocolate chip pancakes for the former. She refuses to get cc pancakes from diners bc they never put it in the batter and you can't just slather it on top what's even the point--

Mer doesn't put a label on it but she's bisexual, and is definitely sure Jesse is too. She'll lean over to AJ sometimes and be like, "Does he know..?" and AJ's like "Not a clue"

Have a silly aj & mer doodle!!

[queewp]

sorry if you've already said this BUT: do you have a headcanon for when red and pur got together?? and who would've confessed to the other?

I haven't thought TOO much about this, but they probably started feeling something during their old elite days >:))

(Also im so sorry, I basically wrote a whole summery rjdhsj))

I just think itd be fun to think about how two pretty tall irken elites are cruising by, enjoying life, and all of the sudden they realize they'll be ruling the empire together.

I'd imagine how they managed to confess was a terrible mess, where they got a few of their friends to set up some sort of reveal // part to set up the confession. It would've been masked as a sort of like, almost graduation type party, after they finished their trainings and stuff. Red wouldve set it up, trying to keep the whole thing away from Purple (because surprise >:)) and Purple being the emotional person he was, got really hurt because he didn't know why his best friend was ignoring him.

Zim ended up crashing the party, kind of blowing things up and causing the whole thing to go to ruins. Purple stormed off, already mad at Red and even more pissed at Zim. Red followed and ended up confessing first, and they had this whole heart to heart, just kinda staring out into space :)

BRO- I said it wouldn't take long and then proceeded to make a su mer of a fanfic, god damn)) but yeah, adding another reason for the tallest to hate Zim >:))

(ngl, just thought of it last night at 3 am, so i might change up the story later lmao)

[mandowh0re]

Come Back To Me

Prologue

Pairing: Merperson! Tony Stark x Steve Rogers

Summary: Steve leaves Tony behind to go fight in the war, and doesn’t come back… Until 65 years later.

Warnings: Allusions to sex, mentions of death, angst with a happy ending (eventually)

Word Count: 750

A/N: Soooo. Yeah. This is a result of this art I saw on twitter belonging to @capnstars ! I literally had to. And it’s longer than I originally said it would be, with more chapters on the way. I have no self control. Obviously. This takes place in 2010, and I do plan on adding more background that will obviously be completely different from the actual MCU timeline.

p.s. if anyone would be willing to make a mood board for this so i can replace this random pic i would love u bc i SUCKKK at moodboards LMAO

Happy reading!

Prologue / Part 1

Steve leans against the large oak tree that borders the bank of the river. He’s waiting for Tony. Today’s their day. This is their spot.

He taps his foot, trying ti ignore the knots in his stomach. He feels sick, like he’s about to do something horrible. And maybe he is, but he won’t talk himself out of it. He can’t.

He’s thrumming his fingers on his thigh when he gets splashed with water. He looks over and sees Tony with his arms holding onto a boulder embedded into the bank, his tail thwipping in the water. Steve recognizes the movement as excitement.

“What’s distracting you?” Tony asks, a grin gracing his features.

And for a moment, just one moment, Steve considers calling it off.

But he can’t. He has to do this. He promised, and a lot of people are counting on him.

“I’m being deployed.” He blurts, cutting right to the chase.

Tony’s face falls, an unreadable expression on his face. He’s quiet for several moments, and Steve can’t really take it, “Tony-”

“That’s not funny.”

“It’s not a joke.”

“You can’t even swim without losing your breath-”

“I know-”

“You can’t walk more than a mile!”

“I know-”

“You can’t-”

“I know!” Steve shouts, louder than he meant to. Tony looks surprised at the outburst and Steve takes a few deep breaths before explaining, “I was recruited by a doctor. They’re going to inject me with this… Serum. It’s supposed to make me bigger, stronger. It’s supposed to make me… Not sick. I could help them. I can help win the war, Tony.”

Steve can read Tony’s expression now. It’s terrified, like when Tony first witnessed one of Steve’s asthma attacks. He hates seeing the man he loves anything but happy.

“How?” Is all Tony asks.

Steve shrugs, “I don’t know.”

“You’re letting them do an experiment on you that you don’t even understand??”

“I trust them, plus I wouldn’t understand it if I tried. It’s advanced.”

“Steve-“

“I’m not changing my mind, Tony.”

And Tony knows this. He knows how hard headed Steve is. How self sacrificial and selfless he is. It’s fucking infuriating at times.

Most of the time, actually.

In any case, he knows Steve won’t change his mind.

“Promise you’ll come back, at least.”

“I can’t promise tha-“

“Promise, Steve!” Tony bites, holding back tears. He feels like his heart might shatter with the slightest breeze.

Steve takes a few breaths before sitting on the ground in front of Tony. He runs a hand through his wet hair before hooking a finger under Tony’s chin, making him look at Steve.

“Okay. I promise I will come back to you.”

It’s quiet again for a while before Tony speaks again.

“How long do you have?”

“I leave in the morning.”

“Then I need you to kiss me now.”

****

Tony never sees Steve again. He shows up at their spot at the same time every day, hoping that today will be the day Steve surprises him.

But he never does.

A year and a half goes by when a beautiful woman shows up while Tony is waiting. He quickly hides, but she calls out for him, saying Steve sent her.

When she approaches, she does her best to school her features. She’s never seen a mer person, after all. But Steve sent her here because he trusted her. Because he couldn’t get himself killed without letting Tony know he loved him.

She tells Tony everything. Well, everything that’s not classified. She tells him about Steve’s being used as propaganda, Steve deciding he’s had enough and running headfirst into danger to save Bucky, then leading multiple missions in the war before the very last one that got him killed. She tells Tony that he saved the world.

Then she gives him Steve’s dog tags.

“We never found a… Well we never found him. But before everything happened he left his tags with me, wanted you to have them. I guess in a way he knew he might…”

Tony’s hand shakes as he takes the metal chain from her. He can’t even look her in the eyes. There’s a large tears running down his cheeks, even though he’s completely silent.

She apologizes, and leaves a weather proof box with a device that Tony can hide and use in case there’s an emergency and she’s needed. But then she leaves to let Tony grieve.

Tony holds onto the chain like a lifeline as he drowns in his sorrow.

***

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[itsmeridadunbroch]

Task Eleven → Intro & Connections

merida dunbroch

Character Information*

The Basics*

FULL NAME: merida dunbroch

NICKNAME: mer, red

GENDER: female

PRONOUNS: she/her

AGE: twenty-nine

OCCUPATION: manager at the redwood hollows parks and recs department

FACECLAIM: riley keough

ORIENTATION: straight

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single

PETS: a horse called angus and a dog named mordu

The Personality*

+ Adventurous, Determined, Independent 

-  Rebellious, Stubborn, No-Nonsense

after arriving in redwood hollow, merida found a role in the parks and recs department. she’s spent her time restoring the town’s parks and other areas that needed a new lease of life and it brought her more happiness  than home ever could. merida is adventurous and determined to be her own person which can lead to her being stubborn at times in the face of  authority and can have her rebellious streak rear its head. like a true scotswoman she doesn’t take any crap from anyone.

merida is a child of the wild, she always has been. she thrives outdoors and has always been someone that bends the rules. fun is a big part of her personality and if she’s not having it then buckle up. freedom is another. merida really exercises her freedom and hates being put into a box or being bossed around and told what to do.

Additional Notes*

has a strained relationship with her mother, she hasn’t spoken to her in years

strong scottish accent present in her voice – may be hard for people to understand at times, especially when she’s angry.

has triplet younger brothers – harris, hubert & hamish

doesn’t speak bear

Wanted Connections*

friends

ex’s

neighbours

work colleagues

lover/crush

besties

hiking buddies

buds from scotland

people she met while travelling

rich people - her family are rich af and merida has likely met them at past events

Wanted Plots / Plot Ideas*

merida and ____ are friends. neither of them have had much luck with relationships so they decide to platonically begin to hookup. it’s fun to explore and get experience with each other without all the expectations and pressure. however, they both start to develop feelings over time, and both assume it’s unrequited.

here one day, gone the next - a previous international relationship where merida was travelling and lived for some time she met _____. the relationship was all consuming and full of sparks, but eventually merida had to go back to scotland a few months later. ______ wanted to try long distance but merida had called things off and was gone the next day. now she’s settled in redwood hollow and look who else is in town, it’s only _____. ((a plot about differences, a whirlwind past relationship, angst of leaving, unresolved feelings and being forced to revisit, relive and resolve said past relationship)) 

we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?

before sunrise - strangers meet, they have a connection, but it has an expiration date

“i found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because i’m a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and i’m not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck we’re not together anymore”

an arranged marriage between the dunbrochs & ______ family. but like merida’s clearly being stubborn and rebellious and fucking up because she’s upset with her parents still trying to control her life and it’s just two polar opposites but it could be super cute sometimes when she gets super drunk and he picks her up and hold her hair back when he throws up and stays up to give her a glass of water and make sure she sleeps well even though he has a huge meeting in the morning that he should be resting for, and she makes him lil packed lunches for work and has him dancing in the living room to de-stress and holds court at his works parties winning over his boss to give him that promotion but also the angst and the fights and the ‘i didnt ask for this’ and making each other jealous and sexual tension.

Taken Connections*

tbh all merida’s taken connections have now left the rp so she’s wide open for her to get on the map

Other*

One character from the open tag you would like to see taken / added to the Most Wanted page -  from the most wanted page - the lost boys & from the open tag to be added to the most wanted page - sebastian clarke

One Character you want to see a bio for in relation to this specific character - more brave characters #scotlandrepresentation 

[smolcinnamonchipmunk]

We're Floyd's little shrimpy though T~T they're just from a diffrent world to! Like you said eatnor be eaten. I'd like to think after a few years and learning how it's difrent on the land they'd be a little less... blazing red flag like. They have there moments where it hits them. Right? Or am I just blinded by rose tinted glasses???

SWEET?!?!?! ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME TWEELS?!?!?! /j

In all seriousness, I'm gonna try and break down these, lmao

Firstly, the Tweels and Azul have been on land for about two years maximum. All three are Sophomores and none of them (presumably in the Tweels case) joined the organization that allows transition from sea to land until Azul got accepted into NRC. The training course for adaptability is about a month long from what I remember, which is shorter than any Basic Military Training in the U.S.. So, given that it's only a month, we're not even done with their Sophomore year yet, and the timeframe of acceptance letters, I'd stick with my two years MAXIMUM

But, even given that information, it doesn't feel like they're changing their behaviour anymore than it takes to stay out of trouble, at least in Jade's case. Floyd doesn't seem to care what anyone thinks about him anyways

Jade's façade of being the polite and reasonable twin is just that: a façade. In his Ceremonial Robes vignette, we see him hand a list of information on the new students to Azul, including any secret accounts they have. This is obviously for negotiating and leveraging purposes. It's a lot easier to get dirt or information on someone when they don't see you as an active threat and see you as helpful and polite. He's also the one that says young mers go missing every year on Halloween, so loss of life is something they're probably pretty desensitized to. Also, while doing research, it turns out that Floyd/Azul don't eat anything Jade cooks for two weeks after his mountain excursions. Though, whether it's because he'll also give them poisoned mushrooms or just the inherent dislike of mushrooms (with Floyd, at least), it's not exactly specified

Out of the two, Floyd's the most likely to be 'sweet' simply cause of mood swings. If he feels like being nice and helpful, he will be, but the chances of that happening seem to be very low. He mostly goes between chaotic and antagonistic to lethargic and irritable. The 'sweetest' I've seen him is when he gives Epel advice/chats with him during Beansfest where he talks to himself about how he mostly just did it because he wants to fight Epel one day. He literally says he likes seeing people who are cocky beg, and, given NRC's reputation for having an ego problem, he's got an abundance of people to knock down all the pegs

That's not to mention the fact that I don't think either have had any friendships or relationships outside of Azul and family, and Floyd very blatantly hates being chastized or lectured, so any attempt to correct his abhorrent behaviour is likely going to leave you being threatened or ignored. So, yeaaaah. Unfortunately, the boys are not exactly Sour then Sweet like Sour Patch Kids

Sorry if this ruined your day, lmao

[brick-a-doodle-do]

FOR THE FAKE FIC TITLES GAME!!!!!!

(Been dying to do one of these :3)

Together Alone, yet it’s you and I

Hold me close, but not too tight

In the deepest dark, you found me there

The monster within

Draining on my soul

Forever to not be alone

The whispers in your mind

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THEM ALL BRICK KIST BRAIN GO BRRRRRRRR

Thanksssss have a lollipop 🍭

THANK YOU FOR THESE !!! MUCH APPRECIATED <''3

together alone, yet it's you and i

(g!wilbur and t!tommy being cold to each other >>) wilbur and tommy never got along. never. they hate each other. so, when techno and phil go off for some fucking bonding trip, they have nothing to do with each other. tommy sticks to his room most of the time, and wilbur basically claimed every single room other than his. so tommy is fucking starving, bored, and terribly irritated. so, to solve problem number one, he resorts to some good-old-fashioned borrowing. he thought it'd be easy, because, c'mon, how hard can it be? but he struggles. he lacks the strength and finds himself falling quite a bit. wilbur walks in on him attempting to open the cabinet, but watching him try over and over again is more satisfying than giving his brother food. but soon, wilbur realizes that without a shorter person--like phil and sometimes techno--he can't reach things. maybe he's too tall to shuffle into a comfortable position to retrieve things up against the wall, or too weak and clumsy to move the furniture out of the way. he can't reach in the couch to get things (that's just in general lmao). and he hates to admit it, but wilbur needs tommy's help. tommy also hates to admit that he needs wilbur's help.

hold me close, but not too tight

(gonna use this for my foster!wilbur au >:D) wilbur had been staying outside of phil’s house for quite some time now, and has become used to him. but tommy and techno he hasn’t connected with quite yet. techno doesn’t reach out to him and tommy seems to be constantly pissed at him. so he keeps to himself and tries to ignore the burning feeling of guilt. until one day, one night rather, he catches onto the gasp of tommy and can’t help but subtly watch the boy cower in his bed like there’s something out to get him. and he tries not to, he really does, but he ends up gently knocking on tommy’s bedroom window, just to see if he’s able to help in any way. tommy at first tells him to fuck off and tries to make it look like he wasn’t actively crying and clearly frightened. but when wilbur asks again, tommy caves. they end the night with tommy curled up reluctantly in wilbur’s hands, where wilbur is holding tommy close to his chest---close enough to provide physical comfort to tommy and far enough to provide mental comfort to both of them.

in the deepest dark, you found me here

(twinsduotwinsduotwinsduotwin-) wilbur was an idiot to think he could actually survive this far down in the ocean. he wasn't really planning on sinking and getting tangled in a rope on his ship, but when it did happen, he also got tangled in the false hope that he could find his way out of the material and make it to the surface before he passed out. it, honestly, has not been that long. five, maybe ten minutes. he's losing his breath, and his ship is caught right on the edge of an underwater cliff. he's painfully aware of this, but tries not to think about it and makes sure to focus on holding his breath. but there's a certain pressure in his lungs and all around his body that makes it incredibly difficult to stay conscious. and of course, right as he passes out, a mer just has to discover him. techno's initial thought is to leave him there--who knows how long he's been down there, he could very much be dead. but something tells him to help. so, fumbling with the net the human is caught on, he finally gets him out. and brings him back up to the surface. a terrible place for him but the only place for a human. after a small search he finds a rock peaking out and sets the human down.

the monster within

(beeduo? hah more like deadduo /hj) tubbo’s known ranboo for quite some time, and while he can say that his rather frightening appearance had first made him cower, he’s never really got why ranboo occasionally apologizes for being a “monster” whenever he does the slightest thing “wrong”. and a part of him wants to investigate, but then again, maybe it’d be best to simply let it go. and he does, but when he comes to their usual spot (a long ravine that they’d built to be somewhat of a base, just outside of tubbo’s village), and sees ranboo with glowing purple eyes and significantly (seriously, he’s now a good fifteen, twenty feet at this point...) taller, he has to try and battle his fear so he can reassure ranboo and try to get him out of...whatever this was

draining my soul

wilbur works at a facility where they test on differently sized beings, including but not limited to tinies, giants, mini-giants, even sizeshifters. they study and test them all. one day, wilbur is asked to observe a series of tests that they’re conducting on a sizeshifter--tommy. usually he tries to stay away from the testing rooms because mentally, sometimes he can’t handle it. and he was right. watching with wide eyes as they test on the blond continuously without room to breath, wilbur realizes that this is not normal and he needs to help this boy. he watches until the end of “day one”, and by the time they’re done, tommy had shrunk to the size of a hand purely from the torture these people put him through. every day, wilbur is asked to supervise and watch over tommy. and every time he ends on a different size. sometimes he’s very small, almost unseeable, and other days he’s uncomfortably large. and over time, wilbur finds himself more and more guilty over the fact that he’s letting this happen, until he finally breaks and makes sure that he keeps tommy from any more danger.

forever to not be alone

(emerald duo, i don’t write them often but this just fits) techno has become recently aware of the fact that he’s immortal after a close brush with death that involved him falling from a branch and he landed almost perfectly in-tact despite a possibly broken leg. phil has known for quite some time that he’s immortal, and has lived through countless timelines. so when he finds a tiny pink-haired man limping around the forest without feeling an ounce of pain, phil gets suspicious and helps him just to get closer. long story short, phil and techno are immortal buddies and phil is teaching tech all he needs to know about immortality :)

the whispers in your mind

(hidden borrowers>>) techno’s used to voices in his mind---not necessarily his own voice but rather a mix of various random voices he’s probably heard in his life. a new voice appears, and techno unintentionally somehow befriends said “voice”, only to discover a while later that this was in fact not in his head and the voice belonged to a borrower (insert dsmp character im too lazy to think of. wilbur prob,,) who thought they’d been making friends with the human and had just now summoned enough courage to reveal themself. 

[twst-the-night-away]

TWST Questions for the Writer

Would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)

Some sort of sea mammal merperson. I like to swim but I'm warm-blooded and huggable. Maybe a manatee, since I'm just vibing most of the time. Not in a hurry, not trying to show off.

Would you be at RSA or NRC?

I don't think I'm "good" enough for RSA. I'm lazy, selfish, and have a hard time sticking up for myself, so I'd probably end up being some stronger-willed NRC student's lackey. (Also I don't know anything about RSA and I wanna be able to finish this questionnaire lmao)

What dorm would you belong to?

Pomefiore, mostly for the artsiness, and I'd like to learn how to make potions and such.

What character(s) would you be best friends with?

I'd be friends with Rook and Idia (though we'd never hang out all together). We could geek out over stuff we love.

What character(s) would you hate?

I think Sebek would get on my nerves pretty quickly. (I love him as a character, but dealing with him IRL would be another matter.)

What character(s) would you date?

I know who I'd have a crush on (several crushes ... so many crushes) but I ... am not sure who'd actually want to date me? Not putting myself down here, just having a hard time putting myself in this situation. It's so much easier with OCs.

What would Floyd’s nickname be for you?

Hm. I'm already a manatee merperson, so I guess he'd just call me Manatee or Dugong?

And Rook’s?

Mademoiselle Dans-Les-Coulisses (Miss Behind-The-Scenes or Miss Offstage, reasoning to be had below)

What twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)

Idia and Malleus, depending on whether I'm avoiding people or desperately wanting to be included but never being approached. Also Trey, because I have a hard time asserting myself and saying what needs to be said. (OK, when did this become a therapy questionnaire??? Hello???) Also, I like baking.

Which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

Animal Linguistics, for sure. I'm great at picking up languages.

What club would you join?

Does the Pop Music Club need a ukulele player? I'm super confident when I'm performing, but I have to hide behind some kind of persona to pull it off. Offstage, I'm a shy bean. That could also mean a spot in the Film Studies Club. Even if I didn't perform with them, I'd have fun doing "behind the scenes" type work - making costumes, arranging sets, that sorta thing.

How do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

Thinking about what I was like in high school, I'd be glad to be at NRC, away from the strong influence of my parents. I'd start out shy, but I feel like I might become stronger by graduation, as I'd be able to make my own decisions and figure myself out more living away from home.

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I got this from @atwstedstory! I'm tagging @twstinginthewind, @the27th, @the-trinket-witch, @fumikomiyasaki, and @prettyboyhub!

If you aren't tagged but you wanna do this, feel free to go ahead!

[hey-its-cweepy]

Ey can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Cweepy lore? And a medium sized soda-

OFCIWBDOCBAK sure-

(for reference, this is about Twist!Cweepy aka Cweepy the OC)

I imagine Cweepy has to take transformation potions like the tweels do since she's a squid!mer person

Cweepy's eyes change based on what she's feeling but I just draw them as blue because I kinda got used to it and she all sad anyway lmao

Cweepy bobs her head to music she likes :)

All my homies hate Cweepy's mom, she used to force her to spit ink and sell that shit

Her dad decided to go get milk and never come back the first time her eyes changed color

Cho-Hee (her brother) does his best to support her

Cweepy ends up very sleepy when its raining and has trouble staying up in class during rainy seasons

The only time Cweepy really takes off the black bow on her head is when she's sleeping lol

Cweepy will spit out colorful iridescent ink if she's too stressed out/panicked (To which Floyd and Marinus try to spook Cweepy because they think its funny /HJ)

I havent decided wether I want Cweepy to wear a skirt or stick with the pants so I kinda just switch it up between the both of them tbh lol

Cweepy sleeps with tons of plushies in her room!

Cweepy's room also has several jars with prebby rocks in them because she just like that <3

Cweepy is a touch starved animal and will try to sneak her pinky to hold your hand if you're close enough with her

She's one of the few students who have never signed a contract with Azul before (mainly because she thinks her signature is "embarrassing", not because she doesnt want anything)

There will be moments where she wants to say something but either cant or is too embarrassed to so she just ends up nervously looking around the room/area she's in

She loves animals of all shapes and sizes! If there is an animal in her sight, she's more focused on that than anything else (unless someone she cares about is talking to her of course)

Her development with Azul is a slow one, mainly because she wants to be able to date him but is kinda scared he's not interested/would leave if he was

[italoniponic]

some fun twst questions for u <3

[i'm sending these to random ppl, feel free to answer if you see this and/or tag/send it to another person!]

would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)

would you be at rsa or nrc?

what dorm would you belong to?

what character(s) would you be best friends with?

what character(s) would you hate?

what character(s) would you date?

what would floyd’s nickname be for you?

and rook’s?

what twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)

which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

what club would you join?

how do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

[optional!] what would your unique magic be?

Hi, Sea <3 thanks for the questions! my super sorry for being late in replying these 🙏

I don't have the actual courage to pass things into people's asks but if some of you are reading this and want to answer it, pls let me know too~

would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!): I think I'm okay being a normal human. If I was a beastwoman tho, I would want to be half-cat... tho that's very predictable of me lol

would you be at rsa or nrc?: funny enough, I would be at RSA. I love my problem boy really much, really really! But I want peace and quiet lol also I like the rsa vibes, the big castle, the proper uniforms (tho I prefer black...), that whole feel of righteousness and honor. So I would be a RSA gal

what dorm would you belong to?: if we're talking NRC, probably Diasomnia. Not that I excel at magic or anything but I blend well there. I'm weird, I'm quiet, people think I'm too intimidating tho I'm also harmless... it would be great. And I would cook extra dishes everytime Lilia goes on adventures in the kitchen so, I'm literally the heroine of these people

what character(s) would you be best friends with?: Kalim!! He's my ideal type of best friend. Extrovert, sunshine, will drag me to places but it will be okay if I'm not in the vibe. Plus he would talk to me first bc I wouldn't know how to approach him in any way, shape or form. Also Malleus and Idia. I would accidentally met up with Malleus and Kalim would show Idia to me bc "you two are really quiet people, so be friends!" (and we're just staring into each other eyes until Ortho bring up any anime related subject then we starts talking). In RSA, would be Chenya.

what character(s) would you hate?: Vil. We simply do not vibe with each other. I have so much "lazy Leona" energy that he would consider me insufferable and in the stances that he would try to correct me, I just keep on disliking him. So mutual hate :)

Not on a "hate" level tho but I wouldn't work well with Jade, even less with Floyd. And as someone who hates exercise, Vargas would be my ultimate enemy.

what character(s) would you date?: Jack, obviously! In other options or versions, Epel, Silver, Azul and Deuce. Riddle and me would be a case of "I could make him gradually worse" bc I only follow half of the rules lmao. I'm falling hard for Neige every time I remember him, I want to be the princess he's waiting for.

what would floyd’s nickname be for you?: "Catfish-chan/Namazu-chan".

I was talking with one of my friends about how Floyd calls my oc, Yulia, "catfish" because a) she likes cats; b) she has a bit of long facial hair in the sides of her face, which she disguises with two other strands of hair and that makes him remember the little mustache catfishs have

and rook’s?: I like Trickster but one personal for me? Mademoiselle Lunette, probably because I wear glasses (and Silent Chaotic is too long)

what twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise): Jamil and Malleus are the first that pop into mind bc I'm that type of reserved introvert but deep down, weird and sometimes just trying to make a friend. I have a little sprinkle of Epel and Trey too.

edit: I FORGOT IDIA OMG

which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?: Magic History. I've always been a history girl, which is funny bc I have a very selective memory sometimes

what club would you join?: Gargoyles Study Club. If I would create a club, it would be a literature one.

how do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?: I would glue on Azul and work at the Mostro Lounge to have my first finances, then maybe continue my life as a writer until I'm old and live a cottagecore life at Harveston (doesn't matter which character I'm married with).

[my final thoughts]

thank you so much for your questions, Sea <3 these were so fun to make and think, mostly I'll already use with Yulia so it was also a good creative exercise. I would like to know your answers too, just to keep the subject going and bc I'm curious too~

[oseathepebble]

some fun twst questions for u <3

[i'm sending these to random ppl, feel free to answer if you see this and/or tag/send it to another person!]

would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)

would you be at rsa or nrc?

what dorm would you belong to?

what character(s) would you be best friends with?

what character(s) would you hate?

what character(s) would you date?

what would floyd’s nickname be for you?

and rook’s?

what twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)

which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

what club would you join?

how do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

[optional!] what would your unique magic be?

Okay I first I thought I was gonna have a hard time answering these questions but as I started thinking about it it became easier

Would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)

Human! Mostly because I can't imagine myself being anything else

Would you be at rsa or nrc?

NRC because bright things hurt my eyes and so I'd probably go blind if I spent more than a few seconds at RSA

What dorm would you belong to?

Ignihyde. I'm big on tech and not that big on interacting with many people

What character(s) would you be best friends with?

Probably the 1st years. Sebek specifically, he'd tell me about how much humans suck and I'd agree with him. If he yells I yell back. The school hates us. And the thing is, I'd probably be really loud with them, but the moment someone I don't know talks to me I get really quiet

Other that, maybe Riddle. Bonding over the fact we're both pushed to be the best academically by family.

What character(s) would you hate?

Trey.

What character(s) would you date?

JACK BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE

What would Floyd's nickname be for you?

Anchovy cause I am small. And when he calls me that, I take out a bag of dilis (fried anchovies, a popular Filipino snack) and stare him right in the eye while I eat it

And Rook’s?

Monsieur Petit. Cause I'm the smallest there (I'm around Ortho's height)

What twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)

Riddle, Idia, and to others Kalim and Silver

I can actually get really angry and lash out at others (which is a problem I'm working on fixing :') ) and I've spent my whole life trying to please my parents with good grades. Like Idia, I don't like interacting with others in person but as soon as I get online or someone brings up something I'm passionate about, it's like I'm a different person

And to others apparently, I'm most like Kalim and Silver (back from when I did the kin ask game)

Which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

Probably Art. Cause I suck at history and science classes LMAO

What club would you join?

Film Studies! Because I think that's the closest to a drama club. And I was in my school's drama club in high school. (Of course it was just me and my friends in a classroom for an hour after school. But I'm still interested in acting and stuff)

How do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

In terms of school life, I'd probably just go in and try and do my best. I probably won't be the best, but I'll sure try. Other than that, I'd probably stay in my room most of the time, only leaving when my friends invite me somewhere

What would your unique magic be?

Okay I thought about this A LOT

And I think my UM would be "Imagination Creation" with it I can create anything I can think of for a short amount of time. I can create physical objects, images of the perfect drawing reference or pose. Bigger objects take up more magic and don't last for more than an hour. But smaller things like images don't take up as much magic and can last longer. But at the end of the day, what I create disappears. But I can always use my UM again

[thehappiestgolucky]

This is mostly just a passing thought-turned-question I’m deciding to make your problem ask, but do you think anyone out of the bugs/group (be it mer au, lost in hisui, vigilante, or just good ol’ normal group o’ bugs) would enjoy DND? Apologies if this is a weird question btw ;w;

Ooo fun question! (I don’t mind this kind of question at all!)

I have way too many aus to keep track of, so I’ll probably just go with the good ol’ bugs to keep it easy lmao. I’ll also put it under a keep reading in case it gets long lmao-

So here’s the peeps I personally think would enjoy DnD:

Quirrel: Cmon, I feel like the game is made for him! A chance to weave an interesting and engaging story be he player or dm? I feel like he’d make a really good dm too tbh. I feel like the combat for him would be less engaging than the rp sessions - developing characters or lore feels far more interesting than rolling numbers to get the big hit on random mobs. He’s that kind of player to perception check everything because he loves exploring.

Grimm: Again, hes basically made for it - but this time in the player category. Specifically making the dumbest, most chaotic and fun characters to play as. He doesn’t go with op ones - he plays those characters that keep the dm on their toes and can potentially desynchronise or enhance the plot. Also just very good at the combat and rp side of it too. He is not above annoying players and dms - especially if Tiso is playing with him. Their characters would quickly develop the exact same bond as them: “Asshole” “Aww a pet name, how sweet >:)” chaotic best friends.

Tiso: Tiso is a sort of. I think he’d enjoy the combat and silly things you can do in DnD, but extensive serious rp can take him out of it big time. He would hate to be the dm - it’s too many things for him to keep track of and he’d end up going off track himself with combat. I feel like he’d engage in dumb one-shots, and dms (like Quirrel) that will account for his attention span and try to balance out a game for him that has plenty of combat scenarios to keep him engaged. He could maybe have small serious rp, to try to low-key vent or work through his own issues - but they’d be rare and he’d get moody afterwards until he gets distracted by a combat round or something.

Hollow: I feel like DnD is a perfect game for them to slowly embrace their own sense of self and acceptance. They’ve got a lot of trauma to work through and some hardcore projection onto a game can help them work through it without tackling those hard lessons onto themselves immediatly. Definetly a player, they have way too far to go to accept their ability to make a world as a dm, and would tend to be as minimal as a character as possible. Slowly you get to see their characters go from one sentence blank slates to getting more and more developed and realised - and oh it’s lovely <:)

Iselda: I think she’d like it! It gives her something to do whilst Cornifer is out afterall. She’s really good at the puzzle and combat side of DnD, but she’s engage with the rp as much as possible. I think she’s a more casual enjoyer - and maybe would dabble into trying to dm some one-shots should she get the urge to. As a dm - I think she makes a solid base and lets the players go ham and makes it up as she goes. It’s engaging enough that it’s not too noticeable.

Salubra: I think she’d make a really good dm, but probably wouldn’t enjoy being a player. She’d probably have a reoccurring character in any of her games that gets beloved by the players - so they don’t die but they don’t really benefit the plot or power at all. She just likes making funny lil guys.

Zote: It’s the power fantasy as a player. You know the ones - that take it too far and suck some joy out of it by trying to become the main character(tm). Fun to watch his ass get handed to him by a simply trap because of his dumbfoolery though-

Monomon: Another dm, one that’s easily noticeable more time goes into the worlds biology and ecosystem than the plot and characters. So instead her worlds get to be explored in the more abstract background world lense than what some other games are. Behold party - you are the Tiktik protectors now.

Lurien: In concept. He’s like me approaching DnD - adores the concept and imagines the sorts of characters and interactions he could have - enjoying at time with friends over a game. If he could actually do it that is. If he would try to rp he would go silent (mood) and trying to interact with players in a shift of their usual interactions can be scary (also mood)

Markoth…ish: So with Markoth, I think he’d be this really amazing dm and player. But he wouldn’t engage with it. He has enough trouble identifying moods and tone normally - and being in an rp session can throw him off. Plus, social interaction just isn’t his thing. But he’s here as someone who would be really good, engaging and actually save a party with his braincell should he ever do it with a close group he trusts.

Xero: On the contrary, I think Xero would really really enjoy DnD - the social butterfly that he is. But he probably sucks at it. Has most likely gotten multiple characters killed because he wasn’t paying attention to the trap warnings - but nobody minds his dumb moments. He takes it all in stride and more than makes up for it with his fun attitude and even sillier characters he brings out.

Isma: I don’t have much to say about her. I just… I just think she’d find it fun…

Same with Ogrim and Hegemol.

Annnd I can’t think of others. Not that the others would hate it - I just can’t think of anymore that would like it compared to their hobbies they enjoy more. Like Sheo would probably just prefer painting - no big major reason. Just vibes ig

[augurofdunlame]

Any other lore you like?

oh like ever? sir u give me too much power.

rlly love the rebellion of st. alessia, specifically pelinal whitestrake, even tho he kinda comitted genocide. and was kind of an ass. and kinda ignored alessia even tho it was her whole thing. no hard feelings just like, goddamn i can see why the mer hate him lmao.

also the khajiit! just in general rlly. jone and jode, furstocks, rajhin (if u take anything from this post, look up rajhin on the unoffical wiki. he's so fuckin rad, kinda like khajiit talos), fuckin.. moon sugar? like what the fuck is moon sugar. i love it. other races die if they eat it and it's in pretty much every khajiit dish it's hilarious.

but my fav? all time? dagoth ur. his whole deal, FASCINATING. also his voice still slaps. u don't know how many times 'come, nerevar, come to me through fire and war.' has rattled around in my almost empty head. don't lie u read that in his voice.

but even dagoth ur is only slightly above vivec, and vivec is only slightly above the blades, and etc.

i honestly love all the lore. idk anything like it, except maybe discworld. even then, i'm not seeing genderfluid demons anywhere else shkshs