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i have asserted that i am the felix/livia failmarriage anon.
but here's a thought i'd love to hear your thoughts on - what if they had a healthy marriage, happy household where their children grew up without ever seeing their parents yell at each other?
felix/livia failmarriage <3 but what if it wasn't a fail? (aka the nicer version of this)
honestly, I think it would work (considering that I do imagine if Coriolanus married Livia that she did somehow get charmed by him. I imagine that she could find herself getting over the childhood dislike? that I gave her and Felix), but it would be a slow burn.
For the slow burn to work, it would rely on Livia not falling for Coriolanus in the intervening time, Felix not dying, and no drama to start up that would get both of them to sour on each other.
Assuming the conditions are met, they aren't forced into a marriage, and they're feelings grow organically, Ravindew child probably grows up relatively fine. They're probably a bit spoiled, and I do think that there will always be some growing pains when they reach a certain age. Livia will have some expectation that the child doesn't meet, and Felix will not and it will seem like he's more distant. But it'll be so much less than in the failmarriage universe, and we all struggle with our parents on occasion (or at least, I imagine most people do).
It's not insurmountable, and I imagine Ravindew child and their parents love each other a lot but get into the occasional argument.
(More under the cut but it's less happy):
Being married to a Cardew does put him higher on the list of targets (for Snow but other politicians looking to seize power from the Ravinstills are included). Honestly, I can see Livia pushing and supporting him to try more in politics and maybe even try and replace his cousin (in my worldbuilding) as Ravinstill heir apparent.
Then, of course, because I always kill Felix. Felix dies. (If he doesn't die, then he's even more miserable somehow and/or following my other trend, he raises a future dictator of Panem...)
Livia's beside herself with grief (if she survives whatever assassination took her husband. It's 50/50 , but she'd potentially have her uses (to Snow? another politician?) so I imagine she doesn't die)
Ravindew child's down one parent (although they might have siblings in this universe but to keep it simple, I'll refer to only one child). Livia probably has a grief spiral but imagine she crawls out of it
Livia Cardew on the warpath for a lost love is probably a very terrifying thing. She's out for blood. I imagine her relationship with Ravindew child gets very strained at points, because Livia is very much focused on the past and revenge.
Ravindew child might start getting raised to avenge their father or get really coddled by a very overprotective Livia. Honestly, probably both in my mind.
They're a loving family but through this, I think this also seeds resentment. The coddling seems counterproductive to the first point which frustrates them both and neither communicate about it well (probably). In the end, it's memories of the better days holding them over from having frustrations erode away at the love mother and child still have for each other.
Bonus: I think it would be funny (and by funny, I mean cool and tragic) if Livia did get together with Coriolanus in this AU not knowing he killed Felix, and their child finds out and kills Coriolanus fulfilling their goal of avenge their father that their mother impressed upon them since the death of said-father only for this to actually make their relationship with their mother worse. Livia can't help the resentment of "I was finally happy again, only for it to all fall apart again." Yes, her anger should be directed at Coriolanus in this situation (for killing Felix and lying to her), but he's not here anymore... you know who is? Ravindew child. And through it all that's still her kid, she still loves them. But it's hard. and it's gotten so much harder.
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Thanks felix/livia failmarriage anon! <3 I feel like I'm normally bad at expanding on stuff (that isn't in a fic and hidden in subtext), so let me know if you have any other questions!
#okay but ravindew child next dictator of panem... kind of a terrible awful slay. i hope it's a girl who can do toxic yuri with coin... a la#my oc lovechild diana#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#abyssal stuff#livia cardew#felix ravinstill#ask response#anon asks#felix/livia anon#felix/livia#tbosas#ravindew#coriolanus snow#ravindew child! reader
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sorry, this was going in the tags, but then I got to the last part:
wait disaster failmarriage felix and livia is so funny. also so right abt felix having a weaker personality
i think at some point Felix's just going "yes, dear" with like a dead look in his eye.
Max's relationship with Gaul probably looks a lot like this from the outside and so he actually thinks that this is a functional marriage of convenience. ravinstills and getting dominated by women... it runs in the family... you can't escape it.
imagine an au where felix and livia are forced to marry and have a mini them flying around they may not love each other but they sure do love their kid and they were forced to look like a happy couple for the media but for livia its better to be with felix than to be with coriolanus
this is very funny to think about but i can’t help but think felix has a much…weaker personality than coriolanus so livia would absolutely RUN that household.
i feel like even max would be scared of livia.
anytime the kid is bad it’s- “he’s just like you.”
anytime felix does something annoying it’s- “you know i could be married to anyone in this city?”
anytime livia starts getting a little too passive aggressive felix tries to speak up- “livia please, can’t we try to make peace?” “there would be peace if you’d just listen to me.”
#max's brother albanus voice: max you're gay!#it didn't stop gaul 😔#i don't think ravinstill women were exempt from this either#an addition#livia cardew#felix ravinstill#felix/livia#<-cursed#the toxic besties#maximinius ravinstill#volumnia gaul
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ETYMOLOGY | The mentors, part 1.
#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#the hunger games#clemensia dovecote#arachne crane#festus creed#felix ravinstill#livia cardew#lysistrata vickers#characters#etymology#names and surnames#suzanne collins#book#movies#the capitol#mentors#meaning in latin#Bible#ancient rome#ancient greek
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the closer we’re getting to sotr the more I’m thinking!
I’m going to need Suzanne Collins to give us more connections in sunrise on the reaping with the mentors of the 10th hunger games especially Clemensia Dovecote and what becomes of her. I need to know what happens to them do they get killed off ? Are they part of the resistance? Are they still a wealthy capitol house name? do they work for Coriolanus? I would also hope we learn a bit more about Tigris. And before anyone comes for me, I know this isn’t technically a tbosas sequel, but even if it’s subtle I hope she answers some of them, I’m hoping for at least a name drop of Clemensia Dovecote and or her descendants.
#sunrise on the reaping#sotr#hunger games#tbosas#tbosas mentors#clemensia dovecote#clemensia#coriolanus snow#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#wishful thinking#tigris snow#festus creed#felix Ravinstill#vipsania sickle#lysistrata vickers#juno phipps#livia cardew#persephine price#hilarius heavensbee#urban canville#io jasper
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10th hunger games the mentors!
#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth#clemensia dovecote#lysistrata vickers#arachne crane#livia cardew#festus creed#felix ravinstill#hilarious heavensbee#pliny harrington
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Hilarius, Festus, and Coryo every time they talk to Lucky Flickerman and his camera crew.
Livia Cardew after finding out that Facet is a professional ✨Fashionista✨.
Real footage of young Coriolanus Xanthos Snow begging Mr. Pluribus Bell and his fluffy fat cat (Mayor Boa Bell) for some cabbage soup and lima beans.
Summing up Coryo “I need some soup!” Snow and Lucy “where are my hair curlers?!” Gray Baird’s platonic relationship.
Coral every time she has to encourage Festus Creed to do his best on stage and gain more sponsors for her.
Real footage of when drunk Coryo Snow tried to stop and distract Dr. Gaul’s Gamemakers from sending the rainbow snakey snakeys inside the Capitol Arena.
Sejanus and Coryo after finally ending the Hunger Games forever.
Dean Casca Highbottom after every PTA meeting.
Real footage of Urban “I can’t sing!” Canville trying to get more sponsors for Teslee on the final Lucky Flickerman Interview.
Dean Casca Highbottom every time he finds out that his personal computer was hacked (again) by either Urban, Coryo, or Io Jasper.
If you’re confused AF, just [read this for context]. Lol. Enjoy.😂
#tbosas#crack post#crack ship#snowjanus#snowplinth#coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth#lucy gray baird#festus creed#felix ravinstill#hilarius heavensbee#mizzen#casca highbottom#dr gaul#livia cardew#lucky flickerman#president snow#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#the hunger games#hunger games#suzanne collins#alternative universe#tbosas fic#tbosas incorrect quotes#thg fic#thg incorrect quotes#thg fanfiction#gif
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i saw an anon share their idea to @persephoneprice about lucy gray's birthday and lucy gray invited two of her friend groups and it's just chaos.
and, i can't help but think about the snowbaird wedding au. an au where all the tributes are friends and happy and alive.
of course, coryo would invite the mentors, and lucy gray the tributes.
i think lucy gray's bridesmaids would've been lamina, barb azure, clemensia, vipsania, livia, pippa, and maybe arachne, coral, and brandy.
coryo's groomsmen are probably obvious: festus, felix, hilarius, sejanus, pup, and maybe jessup (for lucy gray's sake)
wovey and maude ivory would've been the flower girls and mizzen and bobbin as ring bearers.
the other tributes and mentors are the guests invited.
mizzen and pippa meet, and pippa just thinks he's such a sweet little boy who asks so many interesting questions. mizzen follows her around all night, which pippa doesn't mind at all. but festus does.
i saw a picture of sofia sanchez (wovey) and ashley liao (clemensia) holding hands and i just can't help but picture wovey and clemmie bonding. felix doesn't mind, thankfully.
hilarius and vipsania also bond with wovey and treech.
the drama starts when brandy and arachne get into an argument for some reason, which resulted in brandy possibly breaking arachne's nose.
and then, coral says, "ugh, rich kids are so fucking annoying," under her breath, and livia hears it. that's another argument.
it gets worse when coral insults livia's friend group.
wine bottle throwing is involved.
coriolanus and lucy gray are speechless and wishes they would've eloped instead.
#tbosas#felix ravinstill#festus creed#vipsania sickle#hilarius heavensbee#clemensia dovecote#livia cardew#persephone price#arachne crane#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#wovey tbosas#mizzen tbosas#brandy tbosas#coral tbosas#pup harrington#jessup diggs#the covey#lamina tbosas#sejanus plinth#au
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I want one of the mentors to realize their family doesn’t make them happy because of the 10th Hunger Games. Their tribute, a complete and total stranger who has every right to hate them for being complicit in what the Capitol is putting them through, makes them feel better than their own flesh and blood.
So they decide they’re not gonna lose that and overthrow society in the name of perserving the one unquestionably good thing that’s happened in their life. Maybe they take down their family in the process, maybe they overtake their family instead. Either way they get to break open the cage door in the zoo and free the tributes who are Very Confused as to what is happening but not complaining in the slightest. Their tribute now has a rich friend to solve all their problems ❤️
#iphigenia moss#was thinking she’s make sense due to the thing with her father#even though canonically she doesn’t remember Sol’s name I want them to be besties#possibly sapphic ‘besties’#wink wink nudge nudge#but!#felix ravinstill#would also be very funny#or I could see it being Domitia or Lysistrata but yk what I really want?#livia cardew#imagine she was acting the way she was bc family and elite#but then Facet changes her perception on love#because the ‘love’ she grew up with…#it didn’t make her happy#but despite their rough start Facet DOES#in little ways that mean the world to her#facet tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#the hunger games#10th hunger games#hunger games#fix it au#also because it’s me YES I see this as Vipsania Treech friendship fodder#vipsania sickle#treech#treech tbosas#tbosas treech#treech thg#PLOT TWIST it’s all these mentors at the same time
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Hello everyone! I was the anon that sent in the ask about Felix and Livia and my ocs: Vespera and Xanthos to @persephoneprice
So...without further adieu, let me introduce them!
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Vespera Maris Cardew Ravinstill
I see you as you see yourself through all the books you read
Overwhelmed with guilt and realizing the disease
Felix and Livia's daughter, Maris, is exactly like her parents. She's as witty as Felix and as beautiful as Livia. She is considered the it girl of her generation.
She is Xanthos' younger twin and the two are close to one another.
Maris, doesn't have much friends. By that, I mean true friends. Most people are only 'friends' with Maris because of her status and popularity.
To most people, she might seem mean, calculated, and cold. But, she's actually also very fragile. She often keeps all her emotions bottled up.
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Xanthos Orion Cardew Ravinstill
So take it all
The city's yours
Worth fighting for
It's all mine
Felix and Livia's son, Xanthos, is exactly like his parents. As charming as Felix, and as protective as Livia. He is considered the heartthrob of his generation.
He and his sister aren't exactly similar. For instance, Maris is considered calculated, whereas Xanthos is considered reckless to their peers.
Unlike Maris, he's not technically worried whether they're only friends with him because of his status or whatnot, as long as he has friends.
His personality is described as protective, fierce, and cocky.
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I headcanon that Felix Ravinstill and Livia Cardew died at some point when Maris and Xanthos were young because of Coriolanus' rise to power. Seven or eight, perhaps?
Their death caused Maris and Xanthos to turn out the way they are.
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some tbosas twitter posts i made!<3










if these look familiar to you, you might have seen them under some chapters of my treech fic on wattpad lol
#coriolanus snow#tigris snow#tigris#festus creed#felix ravinstill#hilarius heavensbee#clemensia dovecote#livia cardew#treech#treech tbosas#lamina#lamina tbosas#mizzen tbosas#mizzen
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I just read your fic where Livia and Felix were married and had a child together and it tells the story of their marriage through their child's POV and I am OBSESSED
Please share more headcanons/thoughts about it!! :)
Oh, thank you! It means a lot to hear that you liked that fic!
A lot of my thoughts/headcanons for things end up in the fic, but I will try to scrounge up some that maybe didn't make it in or make it in directly:
(warning for dark themes typical to the fic. Also warning for this being kind of a disorganized jumble of bullet points, haha!)
For both Livia and Felix, this marriage is basically their respective families proving to them that they don't value them enough as people to consider their feeling on this at a true level.
While I do hc that Livia and Felix kind of hated each other as kids, I do think they could get over that as adults. But this universe is not that world. Their families thought that their marriage was perfect on paper, and Livia and Felix see getting along as letting the people who forced this marriage upon them win. Their relationship is already fraught because of the forced marriage, but they refuse to even try and get along to spite their families.
Felix is probably very uncomfortable that they had a kid, because it's his bloodline that's important in this equation and he already (in my hcs) has insecurities about being used only for the Ravinstill name. This marriage and by the extension, the kid is the realization of his worst insecurities. Also the prized horse out to stud vibes this marriage puts on him makes uncomfortable.
Livia, in my head, always thought she wanted kids and so she doesn't think about it as deeply and compensates for how uncomfortable with the father having to be Felix with being more possessive of the kid's affections. In her mind, that's her kid. She's shoving Felix out of the picture as much as possible in her mind.
Unfortunately, she also can't quite fully forget that the kid's also Felix's, so she's also pretty absent from their life unless necessary or unless the child can be used against her husband in some way.
I do think that to some degree both Livia and Felix have some degree of affection for the kid, but whatever sort of love they have for them is spoiled by their inability to center their conception of them as a person (which is ironically the Ravinstills and Cardews problem when locking the two into this marriage).
To Livia, the kid is something to use against Felix in a way or an extension of herself. To Felix, the kid is something that Livia can use against him.
Livia and Felix are a perfect example of "the cycles sure are cycling with their kid," because Livia is at the beginning on the path of spoiling their kid as long as they do whatever she says (and then she pulls the rug out from underneath them with a arranged marriage just like her parents). Felix is aloof and distant like how I imagine President Ravinstill.
A part of that kid's tragedy is that these parents can see themselves in that kid, but they don't do anything to help that kid escape their fate..
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Okay, sorry, this is so unorganized, but these are the thoughts that I have! If you have any others, anon, (if you're reading this), let me know! Thanks for the ask!
#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#felix ravinstill#livia cardew#ask response#anon asks#abyssal stuff#tbosas#felix/livia#ravindew#i suppose
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you know what i’d love to talk about? petty drama between the academy students and silly headcanons. therefore i am presenting my list of academy drama between the students and silly headcanons (not to be taken too seriously):
→ festus creed is definitely the local plug. once business really starts taking off, he brings in pup harrington as his assistant. pup gets fired because he smokes too much to actually do the things festus tells him too.
→ when they were 14, livia cardew invited everyone to her birthday party except vipsania sickle because vipsania took gym too seriously and made livia cry during basketball. they didn’t speak for 3 months.
→ persephone price and felix ravinstill lowkey have a rivalry because they both want to be festus’s best friend. one day when they’re about 12, persephone takes the seat next to festus in panem history class and felix began calling her ‘pimple price’ due to his irritation and her unfortunately having a large zit.
→ urban canville is the student that argues with the teacher because he always thinks he knows better. everyone groans when he opens his mouth because they know there’s no stopping it. until finally lysistrata of all people had enough and called him out and he sulked for a month and refused to speak in class at all.
→ hilarious heavensbee does drag at pluribus bell’s club.
→ someone (apollo ring) started a rumor that the ravinstill family has been in power so long because they do ritual cult sacrifice. felix finally got sick of it and stood up in front of everyone to explain that he had never sacrificed any animals for power nor had any member of his family per his knowledge.
→ arachne crane was in a toxic situationship with juno phipps for a good 6 months. no one mentions it out of fear of having to relive the drama.
→ dennis fling tried out for the track team every year and never made it. it became a running joke amongst the students to say you’re going to pull a dennis fling if you know you’re going to fail something.
please feel free to share your silliest headcanons or ideas for petty drama!!
#persephone price#felix ravinstill#festus creed#pup harrington#hilarious heavensbee#apollo ring#arachne crane#dennis fling#juno phipps#tbosas#livia cardew#vipsania sickle#lysistrata vickers#urban canville#this is all very silly don’t take it seriously#but i think we need more silly thoughts!!!#silliness
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watching the ballad of songbirds and snakes forthe first time and pointing at the screen every time some roman guy's name shows up
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (63)
*What are the Hungers Games for?* Read [this] first.
Sejanus: My love, my Snow Angel, wake up~. It’s almost lunchtime.
Coryo: *is half asleep* Five more minutes, Babe.😴
Sejanus: Ok! Anything for my pretty Snow Bae~.😍
Clemensia: Ugh. You’re so bad at this, Plinth.
Sejanus: Bad at what?
Clemensia: Watch and learn, lover boy. *grabs Coryo’s shoulders and shakes him like a rag doll* Wake the f*ck up, Snowy! Wake up! The school is giving away free food and money!
Coryo: *wakes up* Free food?! Free money?! Where?!
Clemensia: I lied.
Coryo: Clemmie, you’re cruel.
Clemensia: I’m normal.
Coryo: Doubt-
Clemensia: Snowy, be a dear and wake our professional dumpster diver, will you?☺️
Coryo: Fine. *turns to Festus* Bestie, Pup and Percy Price are playing Patty Cake without you again.
Festus: *immediately wakes up* Pup, you lying traitor!
Livia: Pup is not even here, you idiot.
Festus: Then where is he?!
Livia: I don’t know-
Felix: He’s currently hiding from the lunch lady again.
Festus: Lol. Did he “borrow” her hairnet again?
Felix: Worse.😔 He stole her golden spatula in the name of research.
Festus: *gets up and salutes* May the odds be ever in our brother’s favor.🫡
Felix: *salutes back* So be it.
Coryo: So be it. I’m hungry. Let’s go, Babe.
Sejanus: Yey! Hold my hand, my love-
Dr.Gaul: *blocks the exit door* Children, sit down.
Coryo: But it’s lunchtime-
Dr.Gaul: Sit.
Coryo: But I’m hungry.
Dr.Gaul: Starve.
Vipsania: *gasps* She said a forbidden word! She said a forbidden word!
Coryo: The audacity!
Livia: Dr. Gaul, can I leave? I have to fix my makeup real quick.
Dr.Gaul: Sure. Go ahead, girl.
Livia: Bye, losers! *walks out*
Urban: Yo, that ain’t fair, Doc!
Dr.Gaul: It’s Dr. Gaul to you, Mr. Canville. Besides, Mama Cardew is a monster.
Sejanus: You’re a monster!
Dr.Gaul: What are you gonna do about it, boy?
Sejanus: I will cry!
Dr.Gaul: That’s what I thought.
Persephone: That is still a form of favoritism, Dr. Gaul.
Dr.Gaul: Says the nepo cannibal.
Persephone: *starts crying* That was one time! One time!😭
Lysistrata: Dr. Gaul, that was uncalled for-
Dr.Gaul: Do you want Mama Cardew to burn our economy to the ground?
Lysistrata: No-
Dr.Gaul: Then shut your useless mouths before I shut them for you!
Persephone: Festus, Baby, hug me!😭
Festus: *hugs Percy and comforts her* There, there, Percy Price. Dr. Gaul is just a hallucination. She ain’t real. She’s just a bad dream.
Iphigenia: *raises hand* Dr. Gaul.
Dr.Gaul: Yes, pet?
Iphigenia: Can I fix my makeup too?
Dr.Gaul: No.
Felix: Wow. ✨Cardew Nepotism✨ really does work like a charm.
Coryo: Eh. ✨Cardew Nepotism✨ sucks. It only works on crazy people with real power.
Sejanus: I wish my nepotism is as good as hers.😞
Coryo: Don’t be too sad, my love. Our ✨Plinth-Snow Dynasty✨ will rule them all someday.
Sejanus: Along with our 24 gorgeous children?🥺
Coryo: Whatever you say, Babe.
Sejanus: 24 and more children?
Coryo: *sighs* 24 and more.
Sejanus: Coryo, Kiss.😘
Coryo: Sure-
Dr.Gaul: Not in front of me and my pit bull rabbit, you fools!
Coryo: Then let us go! I’m starving! I need to eat my pecan pie without looking at you!
Apollo: Yo, I have to buy a new bottle of glue.
Vipsania: Can somebody help me find my other shoe?
Persephone: I want my precious meat stew!😭
Dennis: I have an illegal business to attend to!
Diana: Does anyone have a new copy of ✨Me Before Hugh✨?🥺
Hilarius: I want to buy expensive shampoo-
Felix: Not now, Hilari!
Festus: Let us go! Let us go! Let us go-
Dr.Gaul: No! Nobody is leaving this classroom without answering the most important question of the day!
Lysistrata: The most important question?
Io: What is love?😀
Dr.Gaul: Ms. Jasper.
Io: Yes?
Dr.Gaul: Go cry in the corner before I give you and your parents another demerit.
Io: Ok.😞
Urban: So what’s the question?
Dr.Gaul: I’m so glad you asked, Mr. Turban.
Urban: It’s Urban-
Dr.Gaul: Tell me, children, what are the Hunger Games for?
Urban: I’m too angry to answer that stupid question-
Clemensia: To commemorate the war!
Dr.Gaul: Good. What else?
Diana: To commemorate the fallen heroes?
Dr.Gaul: Lame.
Dennis: To punish the rebels?
Dr.Gaul: Boring.
Felix: To punish those who stole my granduncle’s last bits of sanity!
Dr.Gaul: Lol. Nice try, brat. President Ravinstill was already crazy from the start.
Felix: But-
Dr.Gaul: He was born crazy and he will die crazy.
Felix: That’s kinda rude-
Dr.Gaul: Next!
Juno: To remind the Districts that we can be evil and ✨fabulous✨ at the same time!
Dr.Gaul: You’re not wrong, but-
Sejanus: To commemorate how cruel the Capitol is!
Dr.Gaul: Lol. Is that all?
Coryo: To Commemorate Drunk Dean Highbottom’s loser ass loser life!
Dr.Gaul: Correct- No! Not correct!
Coryo: To commemorate how angry and hungry I am right now!
Dr.Gaul: That’s still wrong-
Coryo: Let me go! I’m hungry! I need to eat my f*ckin’ pecan pie before I go feral!
Dr.Gaul: Mr. Snow-
Coryo: *is now in “feral” mode*
Sejanus: Not again-
Coryo: *is now acting like a feral wet cat* My pecan pie!
Sejanus: Babe, calm down-
Coryo: *hisses like a cat, shoves Dr. Gaul to the side, and quickly runs away* Bye, b*tch!
Lysistrata: Why is Coryo running like a skinny cat on crack?!
Sejanus: Festus, get the ropes! My poor darling lost his mind again!😭
Lysistrata: Again?!
Festus: Yeah. Poor Snowy goes full “feral” if he doesn’t eat something before lunchtime.
Hilarius: That’s wild, bro.
Festus: That’s just his weird irreversible war trauma working overtime.
Sejanus: It gets even worse if you don’t feed him his daily cabbage.😞
Hilarius: Well, that’s sad.
Clemensia: Felix.
Felix: Yes, Clemmie?
Clemensia: Are you 100 percent sure that our “prestigious” school is not secretly a mental asylum for the rich and Coryo?
Felix: I hope not.
Lysistrata: Weewoo.
Felix: I really hope not.
Pup: *comes out of nowhere holding a golden spatula* But seriously, what are the Hunger Games for?
Dr.Gaul: F*ck them kids.
#tbosas#crack post#crack ship#snowjanus#snowplinth#coriolanus snow#president snow#sejanus plinth#lucy gray baird#dr gaul#felix ravinstill#festus creed#clemensia dovecote#livia cardew#casca highbottom#lysistrata vickers#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#the hunger games#suzanne collins#alternative universe#thg fic#thg incorrect quotes#tbosas fic#tbosas incorrect quotes#thg fanfiction#crack treated seriously#crack fic
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the mentor's halloween costumes (in my opinion!)
persephone price and festus creed (this one is so cute imo <3)

livia cardew and arachne crane (they're matching!!)

clemensia dovecote (ate and left no crumbs)

vipsania sickle (credit to @maidstew for saying that vip would dress up as a normal basketballer! but i made it bugs bunny hehe)

hilarius heavensbee and felix ravinstill (got the vibe that they'd do this)

#tbosas#felix ravinstill#festus creed#clemensia dovecote#vipsania sickle#hilarius heavensbee#livia cardew#persephone price
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Livia: *Hurries outside, her eyes wide* What happened?!
Felix: *Glares at Livia, his tail lashing*
Epel: He attacked Kalim!
Kalim: *Holds still as Lilia healed his bruise and cut with a spell*
Silver: It was unprovoked as well, he came out of nowhere, targeting Kalim!
Jamil: *Glares at Felix, his eyes narrowed*
Livia: *Snarls, her ears flattened back*
Lilia: LIVIA, DON'T-
Livia: *Rushes at Felix, turning into her Wild Runner form*
Livia: *Tackles Felix down, the two ripping into each other*
Felix: *Throws her off, snarling as he stands up*
Silver: *Grabs Lilia* Don't!!
Livia: *Snarls, rushing forward again, meeting Felix in the middle*
Livia: *Bites down on Felix's arm, shaking it around then releasing him, dodging the teeth that went for her neck*
Felix: *Grabs her by the shirt, bringing her down and tearing off the tip of her ear*
Livia: *Rams her head into his jaw, tackling him down at the same time*
Felix: *Kicks her off, roaring at her*
Livia: *Rams into his stomach, the two tumbling away in a mess of claws and teeth*
Lilia: *Runs off after the two, Silver behind him* LIVIA!
Silver: Liv!!
Epel: What...just happened...
@queen-of-twisted
#disney twisted wonderland#twst livia#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland disney#twst disney#twst oc#twst#disney twst#twst wonderland#livia vanrouge#twst felix#epel felmier#twisted wonderland epel#twst epel#lilia twst#twisted wonderland lilia#twst lilia#twst lilia vanrouge#silver twisted wonderland#twst silver#twisted wonderland silver#silver twst#twst jamil#twisted wonderland jamil
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