#follow me in drunk

[bhaalspawnshitposting]

Every casteless dwarf deserves a Zevran its a hill ill die on ill kill on ill stop a blight on

[catcze]

NO BC LISTEN.

WIRO REACTING TO HIS CRUSH/LOVER WEARING A SUIT. LIKE IT FITS THEIR FRAME SO PERFECTLY AND SNUGLY AND WDYM “WHY IS HE LOOKING” OFC HE’S LOOKING LIKE HELLO???

I can’t tell if he would shameless let his eyes roam or would avoid looking at them KDIDKSKSK WIRO BRAINROT IS SO REALL

KAJNSDSA BROOO OMG okokokok something along the lines but 👀

Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!

You're fiddling with the cuffs of your suit as you exit the changing room, a frown on your face. You're nervous— of course you are! It's not often that you're invited to a high-profile, black-tie event like this, and you'd rather not stick out like a sore thumb.

Wriothesley, who sits comfortably in a plush armchair, has been invited before though. But time and time again he's turned down the invites with some of the most ludicrous excuses. 'A monster is attacking the fortress' is one of his most used ones, closely followed by 'a bird shat on the shoulder of my suit.' But you wonder why he's accepted this time, despite his distaste for the limelight. Well, you shrug, pocketing the thought for later. At least you won't be going alone.

"What do you think?" You pose the question to him, still frowning as you look down at yourself. Did you look okay? Was the fit alright? Did this color wash you out? You had splurged on this (well. Wriothesley splurged on this, technically. He had said it's a gift) and had the suit custom-done, so it should fit your measurements to an exact, but... you frown, not able to shake off the nerves.

And it doesn't help that Wriothesley hasn't said anything since you've stepped out, either. Merely stares at you, eyes roaming your figure. Even at your question, he acts like he hadn't even heard it. Does the suit look that bad?

"Wrio?"

That seems to reach him, and he blinks, finally registering that he's been staring at you— and that you've begun to stare back.

"Oh, uh. Yeah, it looks nice on you. The tailor did a very good job," he says, glancing away, hoping you don't see the red tinge to his cheeks or his ears.

"Really?" You ask, evaluating yourself in the mirror with a frown. "I don't know. I feel like I look like a mess."

"if you look like a mess, then I dread to think what I look like," he says, glancing at you for a second, getting an eyeful of you in that damn good suit, and feels his mouth dry up again. Wriothesley turns his eyes to the corner of the room, finding the fake palm plant there incredibly interesting. Barely more interesting than you. In that very flattering suit. It emphasizes your body very well, he thinks. Makes him see just enough of you while still leaving some to the imagination. And the color you chose for it... red and black, to match what he'll wear, you said. He sighs, troubled, because just the mere memory of it has his heart racing and his palms sweating.

You keep criticizing your reflection for a while longer, and it takes just enough time for Wriothesley to work up the self-control to look your way. "You look good," he says at last. Then clears his throat. His face feels hot. "Better than good, even. You don't have anything to worry about, I promise."

It placates you, because you finally give your own reflection a rest. You back away from the mirror, humming. "If you say so. Thank you, Wrio," you tell him, flashing him a small, shy smile just before you back up into the changing room once more to take it off.

Once you're out of the vicinity, Wriothesley drops his head into his palms, groaning softly.

if he's this much of a mess around you at a fitting, he wonders how much of a fool he could make himself at the actual event.

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Crime that I can't marry my followers to each other, these two have done nothing but act like the most smitten husbands ever and I can't wed them together?! Smh my fucking head

[themistymountainscold]

cody: i know everything about you obi-wan.

obi-wan: oh, really? what am i allergic to then?

cody: the full spectrum of human emotion.

[weaponizedducks]

exr girlies when a song mentions alcoholism, depression, burnout, being in love with someone who they think doesnt love them, cynicism, angels, love in general, devotion, alcohol or all of the above:

[fisheito]

DID HE LICK? (🐍 edition)

STORY CHP 2: ✅ (ear/abdomen) BELOVED SR: ✅ (mouth) THE OG SSR: ✅✅ (ear; mouth) WHITE DAY: ✅❌️ (mouth) IDOLKUMO: ❌️✅ (mouth/neck/ear) VAMPIREY: ✅✅ (mouth/thighs; neck) BOOKWORM: ❌️✅ (mouth) HISSHISSSS: ✅✅ (neck; calf) IT'S RAINING: ✅✅ (DICK; neck)

H-SCENE TONGUE ACTIVATION RATE: 81%

[crispywizardtale]

[ohposhers]

I don’t think you’ll get him (I have a guess on who you’d actually get), but I wanna see if you get my one trolls franchise answer https://uquiz.com/siPota

alllright i'll bite, i love doing character quizzes there were a lot of questions i had more than one answer for and just had to pick one at random so that probably played a part in who i got

unfortunately i dont really think this is accurate for me at all-- while the nostalgic/born in the wrong time is accurate i sadly LOVE clubbing and substance abuse and never pass on the opportunity to do so </3 im also never angry and i love my mom :(( maybe i'll have to redo the test with the other answers i wanted to go with hahah this was fun ty for the quiz im so nostalgic for character quizzes

[hey--kiss--me]

I’m very drunk on this Saturday already. Someone to keep me company would be amazing. I can tell some pretty good jokes.

[in-2-ition]

Before and after a night out 🥰🥴

The after pic being me after throwing up and severely hungover 🤣

[faggotstump]

[likeimsittinginanairportbar]

i just think that

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[nerosdayinanime]

fuckign obsessed with sabigiyu... sabito's tough and snarky and brash when hes around people but then see him with giyuu and hes the biggest fucking puppy... constantly touching and being affectionate whenever he can, harshly stopping/snapping at anyone who tries to badmouth giyuu or even looks at him wrong, always glancing back when hes talking looking for giyuu's attention and recognition- he so freely displays his love and its just so sickeningly sweet to anyone around as witness

giyuu's a youngest child too, you know he'd eat that shit up. he fucking loves how much sabito spoils him- the occasional time sabito tries to be stern or ignores him all he has to do is bat his eyes and raise the corners of his mouth and sabito near immediately caves to whatever he wants. anything to see giyuu's full smile, and giyuu never hesitates with him

they know exactly what the other wants at a given moment, know when to be soft and sweet or when to be rough and wild- quietly sitting together close enough for their thighs to touch and enjoying the warmth of eachother's presence to playfully pushing buttons until the other snaps and gives their full attention to grappling the other to the ground. they'd both stop at the drop of a dime for the other for whatever reason needed, lovingly teasing and calling the other an idiot the whole way out

[mommyslilfrenchfries]

Silly willy little photo dump 🍓

(my whole acc is photo dumps… oops?)

[echojedis]

Tech badbatch

[actualbird]

last night i went to my company's christmas party and those who have been following me from last year may or may not remember that at Last Year's Party, i reported here on tumblr dot com that got so drunk that i wandered out of the bar and threw up on the side of the road and stayed there hanging out with a stray dog that was also hanging out there, which, apparently, was dangerous of me to do because being alone at midnight at the side of the road is obviously not good. anyway, apparently i am kNOWN NOW FOR THIS BY MY COWORKERS because last night while i was on my way to getting drunk (im sorry i love drinking when im not the one paying, i love my bestie (bestie = stocked bar i dont have to pay for) several coworkers referenced The Last Time I Got Drunk(TM) and worriedly kept telling me to slow down or stop drinking or drink water, one coworker specifically told me that he was keeping an eye out for me lest i get absolutely hammered again. i mention this all because it's very very sweet to me, i work with people who genuinely care about my well being so thats nice. but also. oh god. you people remember that. i barely remember that, for obvious reasons. oh god. erase that from your memory right now.