I have had a headache for 32 hours straight. Nothing helps. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Covid lockdown proved that nearly all office work can be done remotely, so now being made to be physically present is like “… really? We’re back to pretending this is necessary?” And it’s a lot harder to stomach.
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Reblog for a bigger sample size!
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Steve, iterrupting Eddie’s live-stream: Hey, just so you know, I am mad at you right now. Do not talk to me
Eddie: Why?
Steve: *gives him a look like, ‘what did I just say?’*
Eddie: For how long….Ozzy?
Ozzy: *is a dog*
Steve: Oz, tell Eddie he can talk to me in two hours or he can replace my nachos that he ate
Ozzy: *still a dog, but also tired of these fools so he leaves*
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we'll meet beyond the shore / we'll kiss just as before / happy we'll be beyond the sea / and never again i'll go sailing
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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
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