[ 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 ] : sender has gotten injured protecting the receiver.
Clinically, Poe slides a finger along a gash that runs the length of her forearm, testing the severity of the wound. Livable, she concludes. Unfortunate, but livable.
Still, not a lick of regret in her mind.
"How reprehensible that they would endanger an innocent," she comments, and to her, as far as she knows this is true. She has only seen the woman around the academy a scant few times, assisting with dire medical needs. "I suppose people of all kinds make their way around these parts."
Hraesvelgr pulls her small bag of medical supplies closer to her side, holding out hands to take her arm.
"I thank you," she says, in that soft, low voice. "Though, I can defend myself next time someone decides to attack." She gently begins to wrap gauze loosely around the wound, delicate fingers stretching the fabric to catch the bleeding. "I don't imagine this will take too long to heal. You are lucky." Her eyes flick up towards the other. "My name is Hraesvelgr," she says, finally. "Are you one of the knights here?"
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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QUICK REMINDER
In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.
be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.
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does anyone understand my curse
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