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malin-la · 8 months
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What happens when you die in the afterlife?
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Before this episode I don’t think we seriously had a clue. I mean there was Angel’s whole line about “double death”, but obviously it was a joke.
Pentious getting into Heaven completely changes the game for a number of reasons. The obvious one is, of course, that sinners can be redeemed.
But that fact can be broadened to something much larger if we remember what Adam said. It was something along the lines of “the way they lived their lives determines how they spend their time after it”
This is kinda reaching, but it’s possible that when a soul dies again, their “new lifespan” is what’s counted in the evaluation of the goodness of someone’s life. Once he met Charlie, Pentious immediately underwent change and bettered himself, ultimately dying for a noble cause. The life that was “evaluated” was probably just the total of his time spent in hell, where he showed reasonable improvement.
This probably also means that winners can fall :)
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shxxmisafreak · 3 months
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tumblr can’t make me tag my posts no matter how hard they flop . hmm . except maybe this one wait a minute let me cook
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dr-doo · 2 years
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love it when books go from take out (murder) to take out (dating)
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massivetool · 9 months
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girlies when they see david tennant's nose
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chewedpencileraser · 1 year
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ok no i havent posted this yet
more fucking homestuck
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delzmic · 2 years
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"i dont think that i can make it any worse than ive made it."
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! I DO THIS TYPE OF STUFF AND SO MUCH MORE! I LOVE YOU IF YOU COMMISSION ME!!! <3 /P
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luriuan · 6 months
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I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.
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mythtakens · 3 months
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“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes
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plaguedpriest · 4 months
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noelledeltarune · 1 year
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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greykolla-art · 7 months
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
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noknowshame · 2 years
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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liquidstar · 10 months
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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maeamian · 2 months
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
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captainkirkk · 1 month
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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time
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