#fuck you my child is completely fine

[darlingjmiller]

“Fuck you my child is completely fine”

Your child is watching a nature documentary only because it’s narrated by Pedro Pascal

[wizardingworldofme]

The Artists:

The Art:

[doyouevenamericano]

fuck you my child is completely fine

your child is obsessed with harry potters dead furry dad, his dead furry wizard friends, one of his dead furry wizard friends brother who is also a dead furry wizard, 4 drop dead gorgeous witches ( who are also dead), 3 dead friends of one dead furry wizards brother who is also a dead furry wizard, and Professor McGonagall, aka, the greatest person to ever live.

your child isn’t fine

[weird-stuff-enjoyer]

"Fuck you my child is completely fine"

[wish-i-was-milena]

'fuck you my child is completely fine-'

your child knows every bojack horseman monologue, word for word

[mewmewchann]

“Fuck you, my child is completely fine!”

Ma’am your child has been sobbing profusely about Dorian’s scene at the closet in episode 12 for an hour

[rise-deepseamonster]

got called out by this fucking piece of shit post. hope u happy now, i cried for 30 minutes.

[kooky-dough]

"Fuck you, my child is completely fine"

[romanarose]

I’ve been watching this on repeat… and…

[invisiblevoyager]

“Fuck you, my child is completely fine.” Your child’s favorite book and movie is The Perks of Being a Wallflower…

[lorrainestea]

Sometimes I wonder why I am that kind of person I am ... And then I remember I knew how to poison someone before I learned how to read.

Yes, you can be seven year old and have Agatha Christie’s "Hercule Poirot" as your comfort show.

[enby-eldritch-thing-eeee]

"Fuck you my child is completely fine!"

Just look at me!

[aglet-screams]

"Fuck you, my child is completely fine!"

You ghosted your child because they told you that sexism and racism in medicine is a thing.

[serpentthecrow]

Did I just randomly chop off half of my hair at midnight? Would Nina laugh at me? do I look like kaz? there might be a possibility...

[pxper-cranes]

"Fuck you my child is completely fine." Your child is currently crying about how song lyrics perfectly embody the traumas and experiences of fictional characters that they themselves created.

[kittymittenz-favs]

"Fuck you my child is completely fine" your child has made up an entire universe based on lemon demon songs and would give anything to live there instead of here 🤨