#funny people eminem

[mpregjamesdiamond]

the funniest part of this is that half of my notes are telling me the pictures aren't edited and the other half are lesbians swearing that the person in the photos is A Woman and they want to fuck her. slim shady gender moments

[egberts]

there was a local violent crime that ended up with 2 people dead and I am literally speechless at the comments this guy running for house wrote

[inkyquince]

Since you said I could send a songfic request in… Whitney/Fem!PC, “Bad Things” by Machine Gun Kelly and Camila Cabello.

Unnecessary rambling about my own ideas, which you can 100% ignore:

Something about the ‘scars on my body I can look at you whenever’ just GETS ME? Especially if the PC has escaped the underground farm or brothel and SEEMS mostly okay but she just turned trauma lemons into kinky lemonade. She was alone there but she had a scar or tattoo she could look at and remember life on the outside and now she wants More. So maybe it’s a little fucked up, but they’re both a little fucked up, and that’s what makes things so scalding hot between them? I dunno, the song is hot, the dynamic is hot.

Definitely feel free to just like delete this or post it with a ‘hot but not vibing’ or something if you don’t think the prompt would be fun to write, though.

And today is the day y'all get to find out I have a parasocial relationship. I wish to beat machine gun Kelly so badly in a boxing match that he pisses his pants. He's humiliated and leaves this earthly plane.

I would ,yknow, give a crack at it, but it's like tryna listen to Elon Musk or JKR for me. I hate that man so much that if I hear his voice, I will go full evil, and I'm not due my villain era for another month or so

Edit: I need y'all to know this man has said very creepy things about underage girls, specifically regarding dating them.

[icemanzek]

Marshall was the most fun character to write for tbh

[generalcircus]

Gen Z Losers Are Trying To Cancel Eminem... Good Luck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good luck. 

That’s all I have to say. Good... luck. You have a better chance of winning the lottery every day for the rest of your miserable lives than you do of canceling Slim Shady. And for good reason. While generation z morons site his past lyrics as “glorifying violence against women” and that he should be canceled for it, Eminem has never once been charged with a single crime against women. Eminem isn’t glorifying violence against women or saying it’s ok to do such a thing, he’s telling it how it is. This stuff happens in real life, and it’s ok to write songs about it you fucking idiots. These gen z dumb shits are too stupid to realize Eminem is playing the antagonist in a lot of these songs they get offended by. Have you ever seen a movie? Do movies ever have antagonists who behave badly towards women? Should the directors of those movies and the actors who played those roles be canceled to? That’s what I thought. 

See, you idiots don’t even know what you’re talking about. You just love trying to cancel anyone who you don’t like. If someone has ever said or done something that you don’t completely agree with, instead of simply having a conversation about it or trying understand the other side, especially when it’s in the form of art, you immediately resort to trying to cancel them. What will that ever accomplish? Nothing. And Eminem isn’t a Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein. He has a few songs with some lyrics that are too harsh for your little ears and now you want him gone. Well that’s not going to happen because that’s not how life works you miserable morons. 

But if you wanna go ahead and try to cancel the dude who other rappers are are too afraid of even having beef with, go right ahead. The rest of us will be here watching, and definitely laughing. 

[lukeyhughes]

every time i listen to rap music while jogging i feel like im that early gk fanon that nate fick is a r&b god who is proficient in east coast rap instead of an upper class ivy leaguer who probably thinks eminem was groundbreaking

[dont-be-tumb]

[joseph-m-kakish]

joema563@yahoo.com joekash60@gmail.com music peep it out ...

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[superangrycollection]

[tweetworld]

This is a classic

[nero-neptune]

i dont watch the oscars on principle, but i am very much martin scorcese listening to eminem perform bc there isnt a single song i enjoy by eminem

[timeisacephalopod]

Do y’all remember when people were freaking out over Nelly Furtado’s ‘Promiscuous’ because parents didn’t like their teen girls listening to a song with ‘that’ message. Except the message was that Nelly wanted to have a consensual one night stand with a dude who’d respect her in the morning, which is fine? 

Anyway, I remember parents losing their shit about this song as if teens/pre teen girls would hear the song then fuck everything in sight. Because listening to a 3 minute song titled ‘promiscuous’ would clearly turn all young girls into sluts (and who cares that Timberland was out to get some too, men’s sexualities aren’t something to lose your shit about.)

[chrisgriffinsdabpen]

white people be like "i love this eminem song" and it's marvin's room

[world-and-people-blog]

Quote of the day.

activate the notifications !!!

[406n8tive]

Bodied this movie is funny as hell

( But what’s up with all the cats)

[shaylixie]

shay i literally need to think of a cool nick name for you yesterday i thought of mrs. slim shay-dy but that’s so on the nose

Rells! I love seeing you on this side of the neighbourhood.🥰

ALSO hahaha I love that!! 🤣💕 get that on a shirt!

YOU THOUGHT OF ME?!?! (Well something related to me) omg totally not having an existential crisis whilst simultaneously kicking my feet rn psshhht.