#get peter a boyfriend

[rookesbane]

It’s the same damn thing that made my heart surrender.

[artchixs]

girl loser arc continues <3

[iwasbored777]

Love learning new things just like the other day someone said that, apparently, in order to lean on Miles' shoulder Gwen had to use extra strength and concentration cuz it's already hard to sit upside down and she made it even more difficult by balancing her weight enough to lean her upper body towards another person and it made me think of how she didn't hold hands with him which was way easier to do in that position but she felt so bad that she rejected him that she said "fuck gravity he needs to know that I care. I already fell for him I might as well fall down too"

[sleipliir]

Happy Halloween!!🦇🦇❤️

idk I’m late again sorry 🥲

[sadiecoocoo]

Ultimate Spider-Man has no straight explanation

[notreyev]

collab between me and @mr-steal-your-spleen :3 basically, juno has never seen snow before, so nureyev takes him to a planet where it’s always snowing. seasonal romance ensues.

this is POST CANON so theyve COMMUNICATED and they are RETIRED!!!!! war is over!!!!

i did the sketches and lineart, and spleen did all the color work!!! THANK YOU SPLEENIE I LOOOVE YOUUU!!!!!

progress shots & additional notes under the cut!

please note that nureyev had scruff in the initial sketch.. after all these years he’s finally growing facial hair… also LOOK AT HOW BRIGHT SPLEEN MADE HIS EYES <33 this is just like in the penumbra podcast when juno steel wonders how peter nureyev can still have bright eyes even though they are stuck in a martian tomb!

spleen is SO GOOD with colors i am SHAKING… i’m better with shapes and lines and spleen loves colors so this was just. perfect. let me tell you i cannot stop looking at this. i want it tattooed sideways on my back like a badly imported jpeg

[themistymountainscold]

peter: *holding a salt packet* it’s just a little sodium chloride.

miguel: actually peter, it’s salt.

peter: that’s what i said, sodium chloride.

miguel: uh peter, that would be salt.

miguel: *takes salt packer from peter* this is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. so not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

[movedtodykedvonte]

That comic where Miles introduces Peter B. as his uncle and Aaron (who is alive in that au) has to lie like he’s been in that secret relationship for months but then actually falls for Peter.

But then Miles does it again with fucking Miguel and Aaron, Peter B. And Miguel have to start prepping new excuses as they explain their throupleness to Rio and Jefferson.

[sciderman]

You said that if you dated Peter or Wade it would make you miserable. Which– Okay fair, Wade does have a history of purposely hurting the people he loves.

But what about Peter? Why do you think dating him would make you miserable?

because I’ll always know I had the option to climb a 6’8 cyborg and I passed that up for a sweaty little twunk that I perpetually have to remind to bathe (sorry peter)

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #159

Fic set in a universe where they never reversed the snap. The world has been grieving for 8 years.

Suddenly, one of the snapped reappears, but it is not Peter Parker. It's someone else (maybe Strange, Wanda, Bucky...)

There's debate about what to do. The returned person doesn't seem to remember much, although it's possible they remember more than they're letting on. Should the remaining Avengers study them, interrogate them, let them live out a peaceful life and forget about everyone else?

The debate gets way more intense when Tony Stark finds out what's going on. They've tried to keep it from him, knowing how he'd react, and he definitely lives up to expectations.

Of course they need to find out everything this person knows. They need to bring their missing people back. They need to bring back his son.

How hard will Tony push to find out the truth? to bring his kid home?

Bonus:

At some point, the person admits that they were lying about their memories. They're here because they fell through a portal. They're from another universe.

Except... they genuinely didn't know Tony had a son? They've never heard of anyone called Peter Parker. And yes, their universe does have a Spider-Man. Their universe even has a May Parker -- she died recently, btw. And it was Spider-Man's fault.

This awful news, and the horror story Tony infers from it, makes him even more determined to rescue his kid. Once they learn how to reverse the snap, he's going to make sure he lives to protect Peter from bullshit like what this other Peter Parker had to go through.

Still, he's heartbroken for the version of his kid in this other universe. Before sending the universe hopper back to where they belong, he tells them all about Peter and asks them to find him, to keep him safe. He may or may not send some tech with videos for all of their memory-zapped loved ones too.

This fic idea was inspired by this fic by @asyouleft!

[scoliosisgoblin]

Any plan to buy a Peter plushie or any Yb merch?

I'm broke lmao

I would love a yb plushie tbh, it looks really cute, but I'd rather get a second hand one, don't wanna give the creators money

cutie patootie

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

He deserves to have a little bit of tboy swag….as a treat

[sleipliir]

Vampire Peter LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO👏👏🦇

[fbfh]

i LOVEEEEE the way you write leo <33333 he’s so sweet and perfect and hot and perfect and amazing and perfect

THANK YOU <333333 he literally is the perfect man.

Leo Valdez is the type of boyfriend to take a fuckton of pictures of you, half of which are on polaroids or film cameras bc he likes sticking pictures of you in his phone case. you look so gorgeous, so organically etherial and happy in every shot he gets of you that people think they're like,, those bonus polaroids you get sometimes with albums. they think he got them from pinterest for the aesthetic. he informs those people that "nah that's actually my s/o aren't they so fuckin gorgeous lol" and people don't believe him. all his stem bro friends have no fucking idea how he bagged you, and he's used to guys thinking he made you up until they meet you. they get fucking whiplash when you're like "no no HE'S the catch in this relationship. I would commit war crimes to keep that man happy I love him to death and back. that's not a euphemism." you both just love and cherish each other so much. he talks to his mom about you all the time. anytime anyone who knows him wants to talk to him all they have to do is ask about you or whatever project he's working on and he lights up like a fucking christmas tree. his mom loves you. all her worries that Leo would fall for someone who wouldn't treat him right (which in all fairness he does have a bit of a track record for) fly out the window with you. Esperanza trusts you with her son which is literally the highest honor you could ever recieve. it's not something you take lightly and it's absolutely something you cherish and take care of every day.

[todtomatoes]

My favorite bald guy ❤

Here is the original image in case you need it

[boligona]

do you ever just wanna grab your friend‘s face and kiss them violently just as a reminder that they are loved