#get this kid a bed PLEASE

[randomthing13]

💥💥💥💥💥BILLY TIME 💥💥💥💥💥

I did it, guys! I drew the Whiz kid and his little deeds. I love the idea of Billy interviewing other heroes and being a sassy little guy. GUH, I wish there was more stuff for my boy. 😔

[aeolianblues]

in the best case scenario my asexuality is a ticking time bomb that will have to be dealt with family-wise sooner or later. In today’s society it’s just not a normal accepted thing to simply be by yourself your whole life. Especially as people start breaking off into the family structure and friends who were once your community and support system become a smaller presence in your life because spouses and kids take precedence— I don’t know any ace people who haven’t worried at some point about dying alone. You don’t simply ‘have a housemate friend’ you live with where e.g. there is someone there for you if you have a sudden emergency. What if you can’t move? What if you’re ill and can’t get out of bed? I’m glad our worlds are better connected today, but the chances that you’ll be with someone safe and known if that happens are smaller than if you’ve got your own family, right? Or is the bleak best case scenario that an ace person has an emergency while at work?

Aces are a pretty small % of the population in general. To say you’ll find another ace person and cohabit is a really small chance. As most people start to move in with their partners, single people, ace people kind of find themselves either priced out of housing options unless rich, or being forced to find other strangers in unusual living circumstances.

I don’t know. I just feel like you are left more on your own in a societal structure that prioritises two-parent-and-children households. Or more generally, that sets you up for marital and couples living rather than necessarily community living, at least in the west.

So what I’m saying is that maybe ‘oppression’ isn’t the word to bring to the advocacy table. It is saying that maybe the thing to remember is that ‘oppression’ won’t look the same for everyone. It’s a reminder that comparing the weight of apples and watermelons doesn’t even make sense.

(This isn’t even aimed at the shortsighted people that think pride is all about labels and being ‘in’ the club. This post is aimed at people that remember pride is a political struggle to improve the lives of people left behind by our current norms. It’s why e.g. disability activists also calling their advocacy disability pride is instantly understood by most.)

It’s why ‘[x] queer group is so not oppressed’ is the emptiest and most wasteful statement you could make in the context of queer rights advocacy.

[dingdinghq]

all sfth knows is play sad, traumatized children and LIE

[basalting]

shares part of my angsty fic with no context

Bruce didn't give a speech at his parents funeral. Alfred had offered it to him, crouched at the threshold of his parents wardrobe, peering through the trousers and dresses and long coats Bruce had hidden himself in.

In those days Bruce often hid in his parents wardrobe. He'd been a people-shy child, had often spent dinners and events hidden in his mothers skirts or clutching his fathers pant leg. Martha used to gently tug his hair, tell him to 'go say hello bumblebee' and always welcomed him back to the shelter of her skirts with a laugh and a cloud of rich perfume. Thomas used to haul him up by his jacket, tuck him under his arm like a football and gently squish him until Bruce was laughing too hard to be shy.

Years later Bruce will remember the texture of his fathers favourite dress pants clenched under his hands better than the sound of his fathers voice.

So Bruce hides in the wardrobe, pretending that it's just another boring dinner and he's safe in the shadow between his parents.

[dreamings-free]

aw frederic and his two dads 🤪🙄

posted 8/5/24

[book-lover85]

Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe

[motleyfam]

Re: your Grayson apt post, I’d love to read it!! I love reading sick Tim haha! I can never get enough, and it never mattered to me whether or not it was plausible spleenless or not!! Sorry you get negative comments :(( but know there’s people out there that love your work!! Thank you for sharing your writing with us :D

I’m actually working on it right now!

[ghosts-and-glory]

Bc i am small brained but have scrolled thru the no devotion au tag, do u have like- a timeline? Of? The events? I saw the masterpost but i mean like. A genuine timeline

I made a graphic

Idk if it makes sense, I’m usually asleep by now and I made this at the speed of sound. I just hope in makes more sense than the Star Wars legends timeline does.

My notes go forward like 3000 years I just didn’t wanna spoil my own plans too much. Also these have much more “unique” names in my notes.

There’s some small details that signify where in the timeline things are. Narinder has a cut in his ear post betrayal comic (foreshadowing) but not Narinder lacks it. The length of the lamb’s horns and the design of their cloak also signify age (but I forget that detail sometimes oops.)

Edit: mmmm I should also add that my master post is kept in chronological order. The arcs are incredibly scattered rn cause I’m making things that take place pre game and post game in tandem and out of order. But it’s all organized in the master post.

[maplebunie]

children arent evil bc if they were they’d be like “mommy can i sleep in your bed, i had a perfectly happy dream and when i woke up i didnt pee the bed at all”

[palmtreepalmtree]

This wild Ask a Manager yesterday made me think of @selfiesandwinepics since I know you do a lot of a business dinners.

This C-suite exec has some stereotypically boorish behaviors, but this one takes the cake:

Instead of ordering dessert, she will start her meal over and order a cocktail and appetizer while everyone else drinks espresso, a move that usually confuses our dining companions and also can throw off the servers, not to mention it extends the meal another 30 minutes or longer just when we were close to wrapping things up.

Have you ever been at a dinner with someone like that!? If this was my immediate superior, I would die in shame.

[chaoticlad]

most people I know irl kinda shame me for being absolutely terrified of spiders and I'm just there quietly listening to them while having the most horrendous, traumatizing, most jaw-dropping spider experiences anyone has ever known of.

[tenwhiteandalusians]

and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.

[wumutummy]

All I do is come on here to yap, scream or tweak, maybe I'll have a coherent thought idk depends on my mood

Anyway I had a dream the XLOV imma be music video had a whole different concept

It was like a dark siren concept with lots of aquatic and deep sea creature imagery

You know how in siren mythology where they use their beautiful singing voices to lure sailors into the ocean, it was like that

All the members were wet.

This is important

They had water dripping off their skin

I think it also important to mention they were pretty much half naked--

Well that's not true they had clothes on but more like drapes of fabric then clothes--

Lots of swimming scenes or like scenes they have their head above the water like they like found their target but like with very seductive eyes and lots of like underwater scenes

Just lots of scenes where they look fucking majestic

Yk Ruis solo scene in the mv where he just looks really beautiful and he has the flower growing from the back, imagine that but hes doing that on a large stone in the middle of the middle of the ocean, half naked, with scaley mermaid makeup and he looks like he's glistening and sparkling in the light like a fucking vampire(close enough, welcome back Edward Cullen)

Haru was very much giving Ariel core🧜‍♂️🐡 ok little mermaid✨

The choreo scenes were like on a wet???? stage????? like they were dancing bare foot... in water??? usher core??? like you know the aespa better things mv how they were dancing on water, kinda like that but the water was even shallower than that and not as brightly colored

The colour grading was also pretty much the same, it had this kind of dark romantic aesthetic, with dreary greys and pops of color, it's not like how when your at the beach and the water is very clear and bright like it was very obviously like deep sea the water was dark and the sky was also more on the cloudy side, kinda matching the classroom scene vibe in the original mv

Their like mermaid makeup also matched their member color, like hyun had blue scales across his cheeks and arms and legs and wumuti had red, rui pink, haru yellow, but instead of them have one coloured contact for their odd eyes they had both eyes in their color

They all served face💅🏾✨

Something that really stuck with me about this dream is yk like at the end of the mv how they open the door and theres a flash cut to the four doves and then the XLOV logo, imagine your in the perspective of the sailor that was lured off their boat by the gorgeous singing voices of XLOV sirens and your laying down washed up on the beach, the boys lean over you with slightly curious expressions, the sun blaring behind them, overexposed into a flash cut then the XLOV logo

Like would that not be such beautiful imagery

Something that also stuck is Hyun floating in the water, hes wearing this flowy kind of dress thing that's draped over him but hes in the water and he's wet so it clinging to him but also flowing in the water that surrounds him, his hair (pre hair cut) is also stuck to the sides of his face and he looks so ethereal, the "camera" slowly zooming in on him as he sings and the sea looks so vast and limitless but alluring

Theres also a part where I think Rui is swimming underwater and it looks like hes trying to swin up towards the surface but something is pulling him down and he has on like this mesh skirt that's just dancing in the water as he kicks his feet and looks so beautiful, like think of the album cover for the song drowning by a boogie wit da hoodie, I think this whole thing takes on that kind of color palette I think

This post wasn't supposed to be so long💀 sorry yall u was yapping again but i do think siren XLOV is such a beautiful concept especially since i said before that imma be feels like siren singing in your ear

[theskyexists]

Ok looked at all the vampire f/f books listed on sappfic.com or whatever and. Thats not a lot comparatively and also I had an idea! Who wants to read the one scene i already wrote for it

[tommygotwrittenoff]

buck should be the dad at costco that has four kids in tow who keep convincing him to buy more snacks than they need with a "dad please these are soo good" "cmon we already got---oh dang look at that price. grab two."

[theloveinc]

i’m sorry if this is overdone but i just need to be alpha!kiri’s housewife!omega, I need tender cuddling while we sleep.. heavy.. heavy amounts of scenting.. to the point where u have to stop for a bit bc ur perfume is being blocked out by his natural scent of sandalwood n vanilla..

I need him to come home to our house filled with the sound of our rowdy-ass children’s laughter.. to the sight of me in the kitchen.. and for him to feel oh so fulfilled..

Need him to want to cover me in his sweat.. to push him away and send him to the bath with the sternest stare a lil tiny n chubby omega like me can give.. not before kissing his forehead n letting him get one sweaty hug in.

Need him to scarf down the massive meals i make for our family.. making sure our youngest eats their veggies and resolving any bickering between siblings..

need him to hold doors open for me.. to keep me safe from creeps while he takes me on a weekend shopping trip..

need him to fuck me in the changing room.. to give me drooling kisses and tight grips on my belly <3

Precious housewife omega🥺🥺🥺 MAKES me think that once an alpha gets a good one, they'll do anything to make them stay and keep them safe from others trying to court them... and for Kiri, the habits all just stuck.

He's so territorial but also sooooo gentle and sweet, you wouldn't know it you didn't see it (and for betas, it's even harder to detect), but rubbing you with his nasty, sweaty goodness is like... thee mark of having it all. I feel like even just being around you kinda makes him reek to other people because he's so !!!!!!!!! about seeing you and being around you and making it known to everyone that you're his.

(it's really funny because it annoys other alphas beyond belief and makes them jealous but also very frustrating because you've had omegas coming up to u both on your shopping trips or wherever to see if he's not mated... bark bark woof hiss LMFAOOOO.)

and the pups that you have, too🥺🥺🥺 i feel like you guys have two regular-sized litters who are just like their daddy and then one baby who comes out alone... hence why they're so picky abt everything LOL. definitely bakugo's favorite niecphew bc they for sure have a 'tude with everyone in the house (despite their size, everyone says they must've eaten the other pups in the litter in the womb LOOOL).

BUT YEAH. you definitely go through two loafs of french bread a night w/ kiri and his spawn in your house LOL. even the toughest, most desperate alphas fall at your feet when they learn what a big 'n protective family you have🥺