#god i really want a cupcake rn

[cloveykuki]

iterator oc or persona or whatever (i will forget about them after 2 days)

[lewisvinga]

beyond meat | lewis hamilton x fem! reader

summary; a peak into the lives of internet’s favorite vegans couple

fc; samira ahmed

warning; suggestive comments,

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote

note; requested ! my requests are closed atm!

masterlist !

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yourusername: walks w the best boy + fig and brie salads after !

tagged; roscoelovescoco

roscoelovescoco: love’s you’s 🐶🩷 liked by yourusername !

georgerussell63: we all know you were fighting the urge to say ‘without daddy’

yourusername: i really do love roscoe’s daddy yes i do 😇

georgerussell63: you are WICKED

username: bro😭😭

username: ugh SHES GORGEOUS

username: im not vegan but those salads look immaculate

username: my queen

lewishamilton: 😍 liked by yourusername !

lewishamilton: i’m gonna need one of those salads when i’m back btw

yourusername: bold of you to assume i didn’t buy enough brie and fig to last us 2 weeks

username: need a vegan recipe book asap

yourusername: i’m working to post them on my story so you guys don’t have to pay!:))

username: THE PEOPLES PRINCESS

carmenmmundt: missing your vegan cooking rn😖😖

yourusername: lmk when ur in town babe, i’ll cook for uuuuuu🫶

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yourusername: what a wonderful week of amazing vegan eats! vanilla cupcakes, tofu scramble tacos, fruit bowls, fruit smoothies, and oat milk lattes ft post dinner food comas 😴😴😴

tagged; roscoelovescoco, lewishamilton

yourusername: recipes are all on tiktok btw my loves!

username: tysm queen 🙏🙏

roscoelovescoco: 🐶🩷🩷 liked by yourusername !

lewishamilton: wow, you’re gorgeous, my love

yourusername: lewwwww🥹🥹

lewishamilton: you truly know the way to me heart!

yourusername: good thing cooking is my love language 😁

username: oh to look like y/n..

username: i’d be vegan for y/n tbh

carmenmmundt: 😍🩷 liked by yourusername !

francisca.cgomes: wowwwww😍🤤 liked by yourusername !

username: y/n!!! what do you think abt beyond meat??🤔🤔

georgerussell63: DONT ask her that.

yourusername: ignore george !!! but i’m not the biggest fan, i love cooking so i try to make everything from scratch 😊😊

username: gosh she’s so nara smith coded

username: george what do u mean by that 🤨🤨

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yourusername: no i don’t like beyond meat

tagged; lewishamilton

yourusername: but i’d eat his beyond meat

georgerussell63: ENOUGH I’VE HEARD THIS BEYOND MEAT JOKE TOO OFTEN

yourusername: well, too bad!

lewishamilton: nothing i can do abt it mate 🤣georgerussell63

username: GEORGE?? LMAOO

username: her comment after IM SCREAMING😭😭

lewishamilton: 🫣🫣🫣

yourusername: 🤫😁😁

username: so her comment is what george meant by not asking her abt beyond meat

username: y/n rlly won the lottery 😖

lilymhe: tell ur man i want u

yourusername: and you tell your man i want u 2

alex_albon: wait….

lewishamilton: no can do, she already said she wants my beyond meat😇😇

georgerussell63: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MOREEE lewishamilton

lewishamilton: sorry? georgerusseell63

[gardens-of-may]

ENTRY TWO - chap. 23 to chap. 50

spoilers ahead

AAAAAAAAAAA

that was me singing opera

you wish you heard it

also i can’t stop talking in a british accent because guess is on repeat 

good lord jennifer 

😐😐😐

this book is getting BORING

caves are amazing 😑

WHY IS THERE A CHILD

is the child okay????

eughhhhhhb

fuck you child 

ugh him

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THERES A CHILD

oop he’s fAcToTuM 

i’m sorry this book is getting more boring by the second 

*an hour later*

the boy’s a liar the boys a liar he doesn’t see ya he’s not think about blahhhh

idk

i’m also currently falling asleep rn so 😗

CHILD LABOR

I DESPISE CHILD LABOR

I HAVE CERTAIN TOPICS IM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT 

AND VHILD LABOR IS ONE OF THEM

*days later* (i wasn’t lying when i said this book is boring)

okay good consent!!!

oop he knows

i thought i was smart for knowing the french

i didn’t know bonne chance meant good luck 😑

it’s like avery is nonexistent and i HATE it

because in the main trilogy, his presence was very shown

but i keep forgetting that avery’s even here because of this shitty narration 

oh hi gray

oh my god grayson in shorts would actually scar me

oh my god

that’s evil

and she’s such a saint 

i forgot that we’re dealing with his dad

oops

technically avery didn’t kill him

so what’s so bad about putting the evidence of what he did against avery out?

i love xander i miss him sm

bonjour!

sisters 

hehehe 🤭 

that’s true tho

sav and gray are very similar 

gray also likes to deny his feelings tho

same bro 😜

nash is the best 

ily him sm 

suspicious 

oh no

was gray told abt the devils mercy thing?

i don’t really know what whom is 

LYRA

AHAHAGAHHAHS

ISVTHAT LYRA

IM GONNA SCREAM

STOP

MY ABAY

IVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER SINCE I HEARD OF HER AND THIS IS THE FURST TIME I MET HER

OMG

ASSHOLE 😍😍

IT IS LYRA

IM LIT DYING

NEW CRUSH

she’s so funny

that’s one way to deal with mental health 

get a lyra!

no not shorts 😭

ughhhh

i love gigi

lemonade? too sweet?

oh shit

i js realized i can only imagine gray with a british accent 

the aaron warner effect

grayson davenport hawthorne

i find it hilarious that it’s in autocorrect 

“I am so sorry that Avery girl took all of your money,” one of the others said seriously.

“And chose your brother,” another one added.

“And broke your heart!”

“But not your spirit.” The bravest of the girls reached out and laid a hand on his arm”

HAHAHAHA 

stop it’s like a fanclub

what has gotten into me?

😟😟😟

she isn’t a bitch 

her future is probably brighter than your fucking phone screens

oh yeah i forgot

gigi doesn’t know who he is

GIGI NO

GOOD LORD NO

no he is not your boyfriend or anything like that 

GIGI STOP

GIGI UGHHHH

THAT IMPLICATION ISBT 

SAVANNAH IS NIT A BITCH

gigi what cleavage?

gray’s reaction tho

NASH 😍😍

i’m in the rural rn

an ode to nash 

cupcake a palooza? 

ohhhh

WHAT

tallllll

as a 5’5 girl anything above 6’ is tall

seems ugly 

NOOOOO

FUCKING BITCH

UGHHHHHH

THAT BACKSTABBING BITCH

ARGHHHHH

USNT SHE RICH NOW?

a flashback? NOW???

TREE HOUSE YAY 

how tall was jamie at ten?

that’s so mean

yeah what about nash ?

he’s amazing 

okay gray might be perfect and xander can think outside the box but jamie is good at taking and measuring risks 

is that a skill? i don’t know 

js triggering pain and insecurities atp

wait they’re supposed to lose

ohhhh

okay so the point of the flashback is to show why he’s doing what he’s doing

wait what did he do?

ZELLA IS THE PROPRIETOR 

I BET

BET

mr. hawthorne js has a aura that is 

you know

i js read smth kinda sad and it lowk ruined the vibe 

ANYWAY

oh

i had hoped the proprietor was zella

ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON DOWN THERE

sorry 🙂

THE HELL JAMIE

i forgot avery and jameson weren’t married 

i don’t know why i thought they were

GODDAMN JAMIE

oh shut the fuck up

this feels so wrong

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 

brother?

ARGHHHHH

UGH

not this

where’s nash then?

AUGGHBBBBBB

EVE THAT FUCKING BITCH

what does that bitch want? 

a boyfriend? not even once she’s six feet under

WHY ARE YOU SYCH A CREEP???

“my existence?”

your existence pains everyone 

AHHHHH

i love gigi

oh shit

😳

anywayyyyyyy

LYRAAAAAAA

oh my god

hmmm

THATS SLATER???

BITCH IS UGLY AS FUCK

i love gigi 🥰

“prone to eyebrow arching, very fond of imperative sentences, blond and broody.”

how cute?

NO IT JUST GOT GOOD

WHAT TGE HELL JAMIE

WHAT HS WRING WITH YOU

i’m gonna kill you 

“oN tHe cOnTrArY-” shut the fuck up

ugh 

that’s terrifying 

i hate him

awwww i love avery tho

I HATE YOU 

WHAT

I THOUGHT THAT IT WENT 

nash > gray > jamie > xander

i think im used to leo

“privileged, prep school boy”

ughhhh

HE WON

i didn’t think he would

oh shitttttt

😣😣😣😣

i’m not describing this

good lord jameson

risk?

OM MY GSIF

oh yeah

his brothers are gonna kill him 😀

why would you purposefully do this to yourself?

that’s cute rohan, but i don’t think so

heheh 🤭 

bitch

what did you do in prague jameson? what?

no you did not 

MMMM-

oh nooooo

AGHGHBBBVBVVVVVVBHHH

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN PRAGUE???

gigi no

ajaksjjw he’s your brother you cannot date him 😭

that weirded me out even typing it

GIGI SYOP

HAHAHAHA

SAV AND GRAY NO

your imaginary girlfriend okay

(it’s me guys)

limes

our forever is limes

mhm

not like that

huh (i took a break if you couldn’t tell)

OH FRIENDLY WAY

UGHHHHH

FUCKING BASTARD

acacia is more of a mom to gray than fucking skye will ever be

good lord

UGHHH

NOW???

anw eight years ago everyone 🙂

this is so traumatic 

yay

[idkjustletmescroll]

Idk why rise of red is on my mind so much when it hasn't been since I stopped watching it, but anyways--here's how i would slightly modify ror because i feel like writing this. I'll probably take it down tmrw. Anyways:

-The start of the movie pretty much stays the same, but uma's the acting principal until mal and ben come back and find a permanent replacement for fg, not the permanent principal.

-It goes pretty much the same way, but qoh realizes that "taking over a high school" doesn't equate to "a coup," so she takes a bunch of important people hostage instead, i don't write politics so don't come at me. Anyways, red still sentences Cinderella with treason, etc.

-Also minor changes: when red first meets chloe, she's kind of startled by Chloe's bubbliness, but starts to answer nicely--yes, i'm princess red, i mean there's kind of a barrier over wonderland rn, but you know--and then her mom looks back and red quickly does the whole jabberjocky line. Idk I just feel like red would be excited to make new friends away from her mom's influence.

-Also, qoh takes members of uma's crew hostage or something, just to further dissuade her from acting up, at least rn.

-They go back in time, meet bridget and ella, etc. The villains are pretty much the same, but hook doesn't have his hook yet (chloe can be all confused and clarify it for the viewers), and idk why hades would be there. He's a god. I did love the hades x maleficent background moments tho so...that's smth i guess?

-Anyway, they're all making fun of bridget, and ella tells bridget not to care what other people think of her, but it really gets to bridget, which is obvious to the viewer; and then people, not even the villains, just a few normal "good guys," start trying to get chloe and red to ditch bridget and ella. Obviously they refuse, but bridget's embarrassed and has a terrible idea.

-She starts to tell ella about it, and red and chloe cause like plot, and ella and red are just like "be careful, watch your words, do you want someone with you?" and chloe's like, "girl wtf you are NOT supposed to do that and it's for a reason." And then she and ella have their "get your hands dirty" scene or something like it way earlier in the movie.

-But bridget sneakily follows the villains to the black lagoon, where we meet uliana's big sister ursula, who's chilling there to talk to her sister. And bridget makes a deal with ursula that every cupcake she makes will make whoever eats it like her and want to be her friend, but in exchange, bridget will have to give up her love of baking. She struggles with it, but uliana says something that reminds bridget of the incident and agrees.

-Red and chloe track down ella and stuff, and chloe breaks the vase, as it happens in the film, and ella gets pissed, which is understandable. And then ella gets grounded.

-When bridget goes back to school, she makes cupcakes and hands them out again, and now everyone loves her and wants to be her friend, and everything's happy! But when red and chloe tell her ella's been grounded, bridget's kind of distant and doesn't seem all that interested--too wrapped up in her new friends and the popularity she's never experienced in her life. But now she's desperate for it not to end, but she also hates baking now. So, you know, not all THAT happy.

-Red tells Chloe they should sneak ella out of her house to go to castlecoming, and chloe's obviously not big on rule-breaking, but she's warming up to minor infractions, especially now that bridget's acting weird--they don't know about her deal with ursula, so they both think chloe's protests pushed her into acting like that, and chloe'll also be established as not having been popular growing up, so she doesn't want to alienate her new friends.

-So they have their red-blue friend(ship) development, and break ella out of her house, and manage to run into fairy godmother (who's a recent graduate in this version, not a current student). She's still been struggling with her magic, but manages ella's look, with the same caveat. Ella stops by the dorm to get Bridget, but Bridget's left a note saying she's getting ready with a bunch of her new friends. Oh, and red and chloe also get makeovers, cause i want outfit variations!

-Everyone's chilling, but ella's feeling kind of left out because bridget's with her new friends; charming notices her and dances with her, and she starts to realize he's not really stuck-up and he's actually pretty nice. In keeping with the fairytale, he doesn't recognize her and is kind of sad because he thinks ella isn't there, and thinks this is, like, a new kid or someone's cousin idk and idc. Anyways, red and chloe are celebrating; everything's great.

-Until one of uliana's gang eats one of bridget's magic cupcakes, wants to become her friend, and she gets pissed because she doesn't want her crew deviating from her. So she starts talking about the deal bridget struck with ursula, which never specified that people would want to REMAIN bridget's friends after the initial cupcake, and a bunch of them start laughing at her.

-Bridget is obviously humiliated, and ella tries to get to her, but uliana or her crew attack her, charming tries to defend her; the clock strikes midnight, ella decides to leave and meet up with bridget in the dorms later when she's not being fucking attacked, she drops her shoe, etc. Bridget only saw ella with charming, though, and thinks ella abandoned her, so she doesn't go back to their dorm. Red and Chloe look for bridget but don't find her, and red mentions breaking into merlin's office to see if he has, like, a crystal ball or something to find her location.

-Chloe protests again, because following the rules earlier would have saved everyone so much trouble and pain; but red argues that bridget could be in danger, and they can't waste time looking in places she's not.

"get your hands dirty" reprise because i like that song okay sue me.

-And ofc chloe eventually agrees to go through with it.

-Meanwhile, bridget's at the black lagoon, trying to strike another deal with ursula.

-In this new deal, nobody would ever be able to harm bridget again, but in exchange ursula demands her softness of heart or whatever. And bridget hesitates, and goes to take a walk to think about it, replaying the years of bullying in her head.

-Red and Chloe break into the office and find a crystal ball, and use it to find bridget at the black lagoon; they almost get caught by merlin, but they escape, although in the scrying ball's reflection you can still see bridget talking to ursula.

-Red and Chloe find bridget heading back into the grotto and hurry to try and talk her out of the deal, telling her that ella tried to help her, that they like her, that if people need to be spelled to want to be her friends they're idiots, and they just met her and they like her, so why shouldn't anyone else?

-And bridget goes back to the dorms, but there's something unfinished/ominous about the way it all plays out; even red and chloe mention something like, "well, that was anticlimactic." But they go home, everyone's alive and happy and loves each other!

-Except the qoh and ella aren't necessarily friends; they're just also not enemies. They talk to each other very formally: "queen bridget" and "queen cinderella," almost on the cold side. But both red and chloe are too happy to really notice, except very briefly in passing.

-Back in wonderland, maddox hatter is very aware that something's gone wrong.

It's like 1 am and i only watched the movie once, so if you're going to criticize me be nice about it.

[askpsf]

do any of the main cast have any favorite food or drink.. :3?

:: 🦈 + 🐍

ill eat basically anything so i dont rlly think abt favorites but pineapple pizza EATS bro. best thing in burnett im so deadass. and i cant lie id kill for some mt dew rn i looove radiator fluid

You also like chocolate chip cookies! I remember that from foster care. They were a comfort food, right?

yea yea answer the question queermo

Says you! Anyway… hmm. I also haven’t thought about it a lot, actually. I guess I like bread? And cakes, any kind of baked sweet treat I guess. Now I want red velvet cupcakes…

drink?

Oh, um, peach tea. And iced tea in general, actually.

bunny’d have your head for that

Well she’s ancient!!! Iced tea is good.

:: 🧸

Oh, oh!! If there’s anything I miss eating most, it’s mamá’s homemade torrijas! That, and this one calamari dish from a restaurant mi papá used to take me to when I did well on a test… I remember they specialised in seafood, so I got to try the salmon a couple times, and that was also really good ^_^ maybe I just like seafood! And um, I like rootbear floats :3

:: 🐇 + 🐄

hmm. i remember i really liked this one specific kind of dumpling we used to buy. what were they called again?

gyoza ^w^

gyoza, that’s right. i like those. though i’m quite fond of most kinds of dumplings in general. and pierogis. i’d hope you don’t need me to tell you what my favourite drink is.

i liiikeee dad’s grilled cheeses :> and and and what theo said .. the spanish french toast things !!

torrijas.

yes !! and i like ummm choco milk orrr cassie’s homemade orange juice :3c

:: 🦇

ohhh my god i remember answering this on discord i think like aaaages ago 💀 i fucking love dakgangjeong dude it’s korean style fried chicken but i always have it with this like bright pink sauce i can never remember the name of ITS SO GOOD FUCKKK …. errmmm aside from that i would do anything for a plate of hotteok right now i miss that stuff so bad but we haven’t had it in ages 😭 and im a dr pepper girlie

[stargazeraldroth]

Okay okay okay, so- Hear me out. I’ve got an AU (…AM? Alternate Multiverse?) idea that could go the way or horror, humor, or both, spawned by your mention of the evil team in your Pokémon AU. I’m never gonna do anything with this, but it made me laugh and I wanted to share it and see where you’d go with it (your AUs/AMs are fun sue me!!!).

So. Consider this, if you will- Dream and Blue decide to try and be a lil silly with Ink for whatever reason. Payback for a prank? April Fool’s? The reason isn’t important, what’s important is that they decide “go big or go home” and enlist a few AUs to pretend to worship Ink as a god in some weird, Ink-oriented cult. Why a cult? Who knows, maybe they got drunk and ran with it. Maybe they were feeling chaotic. The idea is that Ink will go to these AUs, find the “fake cult,” and try to figure out what the hell happened, this isn’t in the script??? Before Dream and Blue eventually reveal their Dastardly Prank (and they intend to reveal it, they abide by the confuse don’t abuse rule!) and have a good laugh together!

Except there’s one teeny tiny… Itsy bitsy little problem with that.

Somehow, someway, the AUs didn’t get the memo that the cult was meant to be pretend, and now there’s a real, actual Ink Cult spanning the goddamn multiverse that’s rapidly growing. There are rituals and prayers going around, they’ve heard whispers about sacrifices (of what, they aren’t sure- art supplies???), someone started a goddamn holiday, it’s all a mess, really.

Depending on how you take it, you could go a humorous route and have Blue and Dream frantically trying to hide this from Ink while fixing the entire mess, or at least mitigating it somewhat (stop trying to sacrifice actual people- they don’t care that it’s willing, use cupcakes or paints or something!!!), to varying degrees of success… Or you could go a more horror oriented route of Dream and Blue frantically trying to keep their friend out of the grasp of his rapidly growing worshippers, all while wondering how everything went so damn wrong and stars, they’re so sorry, Ink-

Anyways yeah, Accidental Cult AU/AM go brrr.

Ah, splendid. I just call all of my alternate multiverses AUs, it helps me with consistency and everyone knows what it means. I don't know which idea I like better, the funnier one or the more horror-oriented one. So! I'm going to address both of them separately!

Also I'm glad to hear you find my AUs fun to read about, making AUs is one of my biggest hobbies rn-

~Funny Version~

For once, Ink's not the one who caused the problem. This is already going wonderfully, my baby's innocent

The idea of the cults trying to sacrifice actual people to Ink is hilarious. I can picture Dream and Blue trying to discourage it by saying that Ink doesn't condone this kind of behavior, which is true, but with varying degrees of effectiveness. Ink will, however, accept food and art supplies any day of the week

They have to enlist CORE's help in tracking the cults' activities, much to CORE's displeasure. How did they let the situation get so out of hand? They're sorry, CORE! They didn't think this would happen!

I can't tell what would be funnier: Ink being painfully oblivious of their involvement (how did the AUs even find out about him? He keeps himself well-hidden, he thinks!) or Ink being entirely aware, but pretending to be dumb. He wants to see if they can handle it on their own, first

Just the image of Dream and Blue trying to keep the cults hidden from Ink is golden. Especially if they eventually cave and tell Ink about it, expecting him to freak out... only for him to either wonder how they did it or him laugh and tell them he already knew about them

Imagine the cults have like, shrines dedicated to Ink. Little Ink statues

What if, in this version, the cults aren't even all that dangerous? Their rituals are more along the lines of "We must pray to the Protector and give him offerings, so that he may ward the Destroyer off from our world!" Just silly things like that

~Horror Version~

Dream and Blue's efforts to stop the cults from using live sacrifices are less successful here

You mentioned they're trying to keep Ink away from the cults, so let's take a look at what might happen if they were to get him

They wouldn't do anything bad to him, of course, but it's a very... odd situation. Ink's being surrounded by these cloaked figures showering him with praises and worship. And when he tries to leave, they won't let him, so he kinda... has to resort to extremes

Maybe the cults start treating Dream and Blue as Ink's messengers or heralds, of sorts. Not just to "deliver his words", but to also relay the cults' prayers and wishes

Alternatively, maybe some cults start going even more rogue and scheme ways to capture Ink and use him to change things about their world. Surely, if anyone would have the power to change things, it would be their lord? They didn't get the memo that Ink doesn't create or control AUs, only protects them (like half of the fandom)

Maybe a cult tries to force Ink out of "hiding" and answering their summons by capturing Dream or Blue and preparing to sacrifice them

I wonder how they might react to PJ and Gradient...? Being the children of Ink, surely they'd be respected. But being Error's children, too... maybe some groups don't take too kindly to their existences

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Ma, pls, I needed those msby manager period hcs this morning 😭 My period is horribly irregular (and SUPER heavy) Like, I'm on it rn, but the last time I had to deal with Satan's waterfall was in May, when a whole bunch of us were synced up. Your hcs really made my morning

But, that's only part of the reason I'm here. It's thanksgiving day here in Canada (happy Thanksgiving!) and this year, I am thankful for Nishinoya Yuu's birthday, Happy Birthday Yuu!!!!!

All of my boys are special to me, of course, but this goofball was my introduction to simping for haikyuu men (and I can see him being very proud of that fact lol) so I appreciate him very much for that ^,..,^

Some l.a. hcs for ya, Ma, post timeskip. Yuu's gn partner travels with him sometimes, but does work at home in Japan. His birthday is coming up and he'd been trying to find a way to get YN out to [wherever tf he is at that moment], but they already have a plan. A day before his birthday he gets an email with a plane ticket for that evening, an overnight flight (to where don't matter, somewhere he'd always wanted to go, but hadn't been before). He takes the flight, arriving on his actual birthday day, and YN is there, waiting for him at the baggage claim

- Dragon anon

Ugh no!!! I remember when we were all synced up 😅 god what a time to be alive 🥲 seriously why are periods a thing? It's 2022 and I'm over it 😐 and I'm sorry you have to deal with it on Canadian Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends!!!

Oh my god it's Noya's BIRTHDAY!!! bby boy Yuu 🥺 you absolute angel!! Oh my god I freaking love that! Seriously Noya is one of those partners that is just the absolute sunshine of someone's life! He's an ESFP (like yours truly 😊) and he's so freaking excited!!!

Yuu received the strange email with directions to head to the airport, destination unknown 👀

The flight is a redeye so he spends most of his time sleeping and relaxing 😌 he wakes up when a stewardess brings him a little cupcakes that days "Happy Birthday Yuu" on it

Noya rn 👉🏻😐🥺

After exciting the plane, he heads to baggage claim where he stands and waits for his luggage. Unfortunately there is someone who insists on standing right next to him 🙄 ugh how annoying

So Yuu moves to the side but the person does the same. Now Yuu is ready to go off on this person.

"Could you please not stand so close to me! We are in a pandemic... YN?" He says ad he looks over at you, mouth wide open as he jumps at you

"Happy Birthday Yuu! I wanted to surprise you!" You say hugging your fiery little partner!!

Please YN he's just happy you are there! He needs nothing more for his birthday 🥺

[stormyoceans]

hello monica, cupcake anon here 🧁 i got so happy for you when i heard about jimmy and sea's new projects for next year! i watched the trailer of last twilight and i honestly loved it, i'm sure it's gonna be a beautiful story 🤍 i loved it so much i actually started watching vice versa! (yeah i'm so late to the party don't look at me) but i'm enjoying it so far! something about jimmysea's acting keeps really pulling me in (the pretty colors too, and i want to know how their story goes they're sooooo sweet), i'll be back when i finish it! how are you? hope everything is going well and things calm down a little, you deserve a break xxx

FIRST OF ALL HI CUPCAKE ANON HI!!!!!!!! it always makes me so incredibly happy to hear from you!!!! 🥺💜

im pretty sure that if you open your window YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO HEAR ME SCREAMING NO MATTER IN WHICH PART OF THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN BECAUSE OOOOHH MY GOD YOU'RE REALLY WATCHING VICE VERSA????????? [tries to calm down and play it cool but fails miserably] I LOOK LIKE AN OVEREXCITED SEAL RN JUST CLAPPING MY HANDS AND BARKING SFJKSGFJSGFJSGDJSF

oh im so happy to know you're enjoying it!!!!!! i know a lot of people don't really like the show but i hope that at the very least it can be a pleasant experience and also bring you some of the comfort and joy it brings me. i would ABSOLUTELY LOVE to hear your thoughts about the show once you're done with it, so im gonna hold you to your world, okay???? and please do feel free to speak your mind even if you end up disliking it, even if i love it it doesn't mean im not willing to hear other kind of opinions!!!

im not gonna lie life has been.. pretty tough these past few weeks. im not gonna get into details but i constantly feel exhausted and my mental health isn't at its best, however being here and being able to scream about the things i love does help quite a lot, as it does having lovely people like you checking on me, so thank you so much for caring!!! i really hope you're doing well, maybe do let me know if you don't mind!!! 💜

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pairing: tasm!peter parker x fem!reader

summary: one thing led to another and the argument you had with peter a couple weeks ago put a rift in your relationship, when spiderman comes in unannounced at your pit party, it only opens a door to two idiots finding their peace with one another.

genre: angst, ex-friends(ish) to lovers, fluff

word count: 3.2k+

note: this is just a blurb i wrote bc nothing is working out for me rn so i needed to destress with this fine ass man

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As much as it was difficult to discern between the glossiness of your eyes and the blurry skylines of Queens, you really wanted to guess it was tears that were causing this.

The wind was biting and unforgiving, and although you had initially thought it would be this chilly, there was a whole new set of emotions that sent your body in a rigid form.

There was a box of pizza next to you, and even if your stomach rumbled, you knew you couldn't hold the food down for long.

With the air that rushed past your ears and the erratic thumping in your weak chest, you missed the little thump that came from behind you.

"Whoa..." Your shoulders froze at the voice, "You're not um," You whipped your neck around, mouth falling open in surprise when you saw who it was, "You're not thinking of jumping, are you?"

Despite his wide popularity, especially around your area, you had never seen the hero before, and seeing spiderman up close was definitely much more intimidating than you thought it would be.

He was clad in his infamous red suit, though his voice was certainly much deeper than you expected it to be. Perhaps even fake? It sounded far too low for any normal human being.

You felt your cheeks heating up in his presence regardless, embarrassed that the celebrated hero found you in such a vulnerable state, and you quickly swatted at your cheeks to rid them of any tear tracks.

"I-" You paused, not knowing if you should bow or courtesy or shake his hand, and you suddenly felt your mouth running dry as you continued to just stare at him, "Mr, um, spiderman? It's such an honor, oh god, if only my friends were here, oh wow..." You trailed off, rambling as you paced back and forth, heartbeat picking up as you stuttered to a stop.

"No! I'm not um," You suddenly remembered his original question as you glanced behind you, to the ledge you were sitting on, and gulped, "Not thinking of j-jumping."

His little eyes narrowed and you took a step back, picking at your nails as you nervously looked back at him, not knowing what you should do.

You watched in silence as he gazed around you, noting the little blankets you had laid out, the pizza box left untouched, the little cupcakes you had made earlier, the laptop whose screen faded to black after some time of no use, and you could almost see the questioning in his spider-eyes.

Peter, in all his glorious honesty, didn't know why he was here.

From the way it had been going the past couple of weeks, it seemed that you no longer wanted anything to do with him. The arguing had gotten to such a point he genuinely questioned if you could even stand being in the same room as him, let alone spend quality time together.

But he knew you too well, your apartment building too well, and seeing your frame on that rooftop worried a part of him he never knew was there.

Aside from your awkward shuffling, it seemed that you were either nervous from him being here, or just not expecting any company guessing on the layout, but a part of him itched, no, ached to speak with you again, even if it wasn't on knowing terms.

You, however, half expected him to leave, seeing that his hero duty was out of the way. If you weren't going to jump, then he'd have no use being here. But he seemed quite intent on staying if his awkward posture said anything about it.

"That's um, that's good," He faltered when he saw you looking at him, quickly glancing somewhere else as he tried to think of logical reasoning behind you being up here.

"Are you havin' a party up here or something?" He finally asked after a couple of seconds of uncomfortable silence.

You must have had a shockingly surprised look on your face for the little laugh that escaped his lips, and you gave him a small smile, and then a nod.

"Yeah, um, actually," You rubbed the back of your head as you looked at the pitiful scene, "Can't say it's been such a success, though," You gave a sad snort, kicking some little pebbles aside as you waited for him to respond again.

He began walking around a bit, scooping out the rooftop as he looked over his shoulder, waiting for you to explain.

"What's the party for?" You watched intently, deciding whether or not to tell the famous hero the truth, but you figured this would be the last you'd be seeing of him, so you shrugged, sitting down near the ledge as you rested your chin on your elbows, peering out into the skyline as you answered.

"My birthday," You sighed, trying your best to bit back the tears you had so terribly fought against the past hour, "But uh," You gnawed on your lip from keeping it from wobbling, "Not many people showed up if I'm being honest."

Unbeknownst to you, since your back was to him, Peter stopped instantly upon your words, heart freezing in his chest as he watched your breathing become a bit ragged.

No, it couldn't have been today. It had to have been in a couple weeks, it had to be, but as he counted the days down in his head he could only come to one faithful number.

"So," He clenched his fists, grateful that you couldn't see him, "Who came?" Please, he prayed, let Gwen have to remember to come.

You took in another shaky breath, really hoping that the masked hero had terrible hearing as you shrugged, quickly wiping at your eyes as you harshly bit your cheek.

"Nobody," You breathed roughly through your nose, "But it's okay, actually," You looked back at him, trying to look your strongest as you pointed to the pizza and cupcakes, "I'll probably just celebrate with my parents when they come back from their trip." You felt your voice get quieter and quieter in embracement. Eventually, you just shut up as you let the roar of car honking take over.

For once, he was grateful you didn't know of his identity. It helped him a bit by looking like less of a dick as he slowly approached you, still formulating the words to make up for his unmasked counterpart.

"Well, they're all terrible friends, then," He said carefully, calculating your response.

Even so, he didn't want to blame her for a mistake that was his fault. He knew he should have taken the blame for the falling out you had a while ago, but his ego was far too big to accept something like that.

So instead, he just brought you down with him, when he knew damn well it wasn't your fault.

But instead, curse your evergrowing heart, you let out a soft giggle, rubbing your nose to hide the snot as he crouched down a bit further from you.

Never in your wildest dreams would you have guessed you'd be spending your birthday with the spiderman. Even if you were crying your eyes out in front of him, it felt a little better to be with someone than to be alone.

"It's kinda on my end, if I'm being honest," You admitted, giving a wet chuckled as you glanced at his mask, gnawing on our bottom lip as you decided if you should tell him the truth.

"Oh?" Peter wanted to know more, who you wanted to blame, but spiderman just had to act curious, and a part of him felt terrible for lying to you like.

In all your years of knowing you, you've never done anything to deliberately hurt him. Push him sometimes, sure, but that's what your friendship was. Cheesy jokes, lame movie jabs, and hours spent struggling over chemistry homework because the teacher just refused to hold any office hours.

"Yeah," You heaved out another sigh, turning around as you leaned back on the bricks, "I haven't really been speaking to them, but..." You trailed off, deep in thought. You knew the texts went through, so it was only up to them to ignore it.

You hoped, in a sense, that this would reconcile things between your group. You could count on a singular hand how many times this had happened before, and you really tried your best to use things you knew they liked to get them to ease up a bit.

"It's no excuse for them not to come. They're your friends," He firmly said in his deep voice, and despite his serious tone, you let out another laugh, stopping instantly when you felt as though you were disrespecting him.

His eyes narrowed again, but under his mask, he felt his lips quirk up in a small smile, thankful to have made you laugh somehow, even if it was indirectly caused.

"What?" He questioned, but even then, it might have been the ain you felt or just how tired you were from everything, you chortled again.

"I'm sorry, it's just that," You pointed weakly to his mask, "Your voice is a bit, well," You bit your lip, thinking of the right worm "Distorted."

Peter grinned, shifting his posting so that he was crossing his knees, facing you as he shrugged, playing with the hem of the blanket as he answered.

"Can't have ya' bumping into me on the street and recognizing me by voice, that's just a hassle for me to clean up," He really hoped you could tell that he was teasing despite his messed up tone, but your chest rumbled as you let out a stronger laugh, still stuffy from your crying, but still, improvement.

"Threatening to kill an innocent citizen? Surely that can't look good on your record," You joked back and he let out an audible sigh of relief.

"Not kill," His hands bumped your shoe on accident as he situated himself more comfortably on the floor, "There are more ways to make someone quiet." Peter truly knew none of them.

And just like that, you and Peter fell into your little playful banter, and after he wondered why he felt so full after being so empty these past couple of weeks, and with a solemn, guilty look at you, he knew why.

"Do you want some pizza?" You offered randomly, and almost wanted to bury yourself deep in a pile of sand for even speaking.

"Pizza?" His head turned to the box as if he'd never heard the word before.

"Yeah," You shrugged, "It's a bit cold though. But for everything you do for New York, you can have a slice, as long as you promise not to kill me when you see me on the street," You sent him a little wink and behind the mask, Peter wanted to hide his face in his hands for blushing.

"You sure?" He was hesitant in even asking the question. What would you think if you knew it was him under that mask? Surely you wouldn't offer the pizza to the Peter you knew.

"Yeah, f'course," You pushed the box to him, and then your little tupperware of cupcakes as well, "You can have some of these if you'd want, too."

His hands faltered over the box.

"Really?" It felt wrong eating this food. This had to be crossing some sort of friendship, ex-friends, on the brink, whatever the two of you were, line.

"Take as many as you'd like," You assured him as you pushed them in his direction, ducking your face in your hands, entirely angeling your back towards him as he stopped his movements.

"What are you doing?" He asked and you felt your brows furrow at the obvious question.

"Giving you privacy, of course," You responded as if it was the only explanation.

He chuckled, shaking his head as you peaked over at the ground, only for him to be peering back up at you, and you let out a quiet yelp.

The bottom of his mask was lifted up, and you could only see his mouth and the tip of his nose as he waved to you.

"Thankfully you can stare at me all you want, this mask can be detached." You felt your cheeks warm up at his words, especially now that you could actually hear his real voice.

"You are aware that I now know what you sound like, right?" You tilted your head to the side, and almost laughed when the pizza stopped right at his mouth, and you heard him let out a quiet shit before he went back to eating.

After he was done chewing, and gulped dryly, trying to see if you knew who he really was.

"Guess I'll just have to take you out now," He went for a cupcake, noting that it was chocolate, your least favorite flavor, and as he looked at you he wondered why you would have ever made these for your birthday.

"Gonna kill me on my birthday?" You rested your head back, looking up at the cloudy sky as you let out a deep breath, taking into account the sounds of happiness he made when he bit into the sweet.

"Nah," You peeked at him, seeing the little chocolate crumbs that cornered his lips and smiled, "I told 'ya; there are more ways than just one."

You feel your hands balling into fists the more he ate, almost feeling like throwing the laptop at his head if it wasn't for the damage that would follow in suit.

"Hey, Pete?" You asked, testing out your suspicion the moment you heard him speak.

"Yeah?"

His second cupcake fell from his hand as he slowly looked up, eyes widening as a look of fury overtook your features, standing up quickly as you stalked away, almost running as you tried to get to the stairs.

"H-hey! Wait up! Y/n!" You heard him calling your name, the sound getting closer and closer until a hand wrapped itself around your wrist, gently tugging you back.

You didn't expect to bump right into his chest, looking up and see his bare face, brown eyes filled with worry, hair falling into his face as he tried to carefully hold you down.

"Get off me!" You yelled, pushing his hands aside in a weak attempt as you felt new waves of tears rolling in, a new feeling flooding your veins, your brain, your heart as yous tared up a somebody you thought you had never before until tonight.

He'd never told you? Had he told Gwen? Aunt May? Why didn't he come? This had to be why he'd always show up to class with poorly-covered bruises on his face and say they came from slipping on the stairs. The questions shakily flooded your thoughts as Peter tried his best to stop you from squirming around.

"Y/n, come on, please give me a se-" You stopped, sending him a deathly looking glare as he ducked his head in shame.

"What are you thinking?" You seethed, pushing against his chest as you assessed his uniform, "Spiderman, really? Pete y-you can't be a hero right now, you're too young! It's so dangerous! A-and you have school! A-and May!" You yelled, walking wildly around as you gripped your scalp in defiant anger.

"Y/n..." He followed you around, but you shook your head, pointing a finger into his chest as you tried to wipe at your eyes to hide your weakness from him.

"God, fuck you, Peter! You stop talking to me for weeks and then show up hours after I texted you to come?" He felt his resolve shatter as your lips wobbled.

"Do you hate me? Just say it, please, I-I can't do this anymore!" You threw your hands up, going back to gnawing on your nails as you paced around, "You always flake on me, but then I see you hanging out with Gwen hours later and I just feel so stupid..." You stopped shaking and he instantly wrapped his arms around your frame, feeling your cheek pressed against his chest as you silently sobbed.

"Why didn't you come, Pete?" You whispered against his suit.

He didn't know. He didn't want to lie to you, not ever, so he stayed silent.

"Do you hate me?" You felt so weak, hands against him, trying to push away but knowing that in the end, you'd never stray far away from the comfort that was him.

"God, no, Y/n," He quickly shook his head, his hand rubbing a slow hand over your spine, his gloved hands still warm in a sense as he pressed his cheek to the top of your head, "I don't hate you. I could never hate you," He said, voice heavy as he felt slow hands wrap themselves around his waist.

"Then why," You pressed your lips together to stop the quiet sob, "Why didn't you come?"

He faltered. Before he could stop himself, he felt the truth tumbling out into a spew of words he no longer had control over but had longed to say for so long.

"Because I'm in love with you, Y/n," He felt you stop under his hands, "I've been in love with you for as long as I can remember. A-and I know, I know I shouldn't have yelled at you that night but you just scared me so much that I didn't know what to do. Y-you came in with scratches all over your face and I just forgot about your cat..." He trailed off, pulling away from you as he tried to search your eyes for a reaction, anything to tell him that he wasn't speaking to a wall.

"You love me?" You whispered back, hands hovering over his as you almost couldn't believe what he had just said.

Your breathing stopped as he slowly shook his head, not knowing if your question was good or bad.

"I-I well, love is such a broad term that you can't really kno-"

"I love you too." You stuttered out, and he stopped at your words, looking down at you as if you had hung the moon and stars and had just spoken the unforbidden words of truth he had only hoped to hear in his dreams.

He stopped, hands working almost like a clockwise motion as they carefully moved up your face, tracing your features as if he had never seen them before.

"Really?"

You nodded, but then glared at him, with no real malice in your eyes.

"Doesn't excuse you for not coming to my birthday, though." His hand still traveled up, cupping your cheek as he pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead.

"I know, I promise I'll make it all up to you this entire month. Anythin' you ask for darlin', I'll give you everything." It was a promise his confession wouldn't even need, but he wasn't lying. He'd give you the entire world if he could.

"You better," you muttered as he lifted you up to his lips, feeling them fall onto yours as they moved in tangent, almost as if they were meant to be there, and despite being in a spiderman suit, covered in crumbs and pizza sauce, hours late to your party, in a sense, you couldn't have asked for anything else as a gift.

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hello <3 could you do a hurt/comfort where vi and the reader fights but they end up making up? thank u!

woop woop yes i can!! i did this one in oneshot format >:]

idk if i’ll start doing this every time or if it’s a one time thing but i wanna share the music i‘m listening to when writing! rn it’s little pistol by mother mother, definitely recommend it

Vi and her s/o fighting and making up

It’d been a little bit since Vi said she’d be back and you were worried, you had already finished dinner and were getting ready for bed. You decided to stay up because of her absence. After a bit of waiting you heard the front door open, you got excited and speed walked over.

”Vi, you’re home!!” You said happily as you approached her, only to see her covered in blood and bruises, it made you worried, scared and somewhat mad at her. “Why are you-!”

”Before you say anything, it‘s not as bad as it looks.” She said, looking away from you, that line was something you heard often from her, it was starting to make you sick. “Shut up with that.” You said, annoyed at her, “You always go out to the bar and shit, come back later than you say, and you always look like you got your ass kicked, I’m fucking sick and tired of having to deal with your recklessness.” You could see her getting aggravated by your little rant, she didn’t say anything though, she just walked away. “Vi are you kidding me?“ You said, grabbing her shoulder firmly.

She sighed and looked over, “I can deal with my wounds this time, just go to bed, it seems like you’d rather sleep than be with me right now.” That one line was the final straw, “So you’re saying I don’t love you?!” You yell as she walks away. “I do love you, I’m pissed because I want you to be safe!!” Vi turns over to you, visibly angry, “Than why don’t you fuckin‘ take into consideration that I didn’t wanna be hurt like this either, you’re being fucking selfish.“ She says, pushing you away from her, “Even if I didn’t want to get into a fight I can do what the fuck I want, I’m not your property!”

You quickly retaliated, “Oh my god, I’m fucking done.” As you walked away, instead of doing the same like she originally wanted to, Vi continued. “Walk away and don’t listen to my side of the story you fucking selfish whore, I never fuckin’ get to talk abt why i’m hurt like this it’s always ‘you’re hurt again, it’s your fault!’ IT’S NOT MY FAULT THE GUY SUCKER PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!?” She yelled louder than before, it echoed in your ears as you covered sat on the couch, covering your ears and shielding your face from Vi’s view so you could cry. She just walked away, not wanting to say anything else to make it worse.

You decided to sleep on the couch, not wanting to make the situation worse, and honestly you just didn’t want to see Vi after what you and her said to each other. You felt extremely guilty, you never meant to hurt her as much as you did, you knew you had victimized yourself. You grabbed a blanket and curled up on the couch, thoughts of the fight still bouncing around your head.

”Cupcake, you alright?” You heard as you just got comfortable. It was Vi, you recognized the voice and the nickname. You stayed silent in fear you’d hurt her again. She sat down next to where you laid, rubbing your back gently. “I’m really sorry about earlier, the thoughts of what happened before i got home got to my head and stuff, I shouldn’t have snapped at you and I didn’t mean anything I said to you.” You let those words sink in, taking a minute to think of what to say. “There’s absolutely no reason you should be apologizing, it was my fault for not hearing you out.” You said, sitting up and turning to face her, “I’m very sorry, I was worried for you and I let it get to my head.”

Vi hugged you tightly and kissed your cheek, you were kind of shocked at first before you smiled and returned the hug. You both stayed like this for a whikr before Vi pulled away. “The bed was uncomfortable without you, c‘mon cupcake.” You nodded as she stood up and picked you up bridal style. “Vi what the-?!” You laughed in shock, “Get outa my way! I got a hot bitch in my hands!!” She yelled, making you laugh even more.

She dropped you into your bed and got in with you, “Package secured!” She whispered to you, wrapping her arms around you, you nuzzled your head into her chest and put your arms around her shoulder. After a bit of you two staying like that, you remembered to ask something, “Your wounds are okay right?“ You whispered to her, she muttered out an ’mhm’ and kissed your head. “Night night, cupcake.”

WOOOOO IM PROUD OF THIS ONE

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How would yandere Deku react to the reader breaking down because of stress from being in a contest or a competition, not being able to handle all the stress of having people have these high expectations on her and expecting her to be perfect but reader is just so sick of it all she breaks down and thinks she messed everything up no matter what she does? I kinda feel like this rn… I just lost a competition I’d worked so hard for and I really need some comfort I hope you don’t mind

Izuku Midoriya: ♥ Midas ♥

Help me raise money to be a sentient cupcake:

He would cry. Watching you hurt hurts him too. It's almost unbearable, cementing in his mind just how in need of protection from the world you are. He doesn't care any longer about staying far, about watching and not alerting you. You may be surprised how quickly he'd shown up by your side.

"Darling," Turning suddenly only met you with his chest, arms wrapping around you, hands in your hair. His warmth was only meant for you, and nothing solidified this more than just how perfectly you fit in his arms.

"Izuku..." Your voice broke, even in your surprise. Should you have wiped your tears? Been fine? But this was Midoriya, he was the only person who could see your tears without condescension. Comfort you without pity, cry with you yet let you in his heart without any bitter-sweet words.

"I just can't..." The small hiccup broke his heart. "I can't do this anymore."

"I..." Maybe it was the moment or all he has done that suffocated you. Maybe it was standards that were weighing on your back like the skys' on Atlas, your words left you with all the truth you could muster. "I am just wasted potential."

His hand shakes but he holds you firm. He slides down to the floor with you and cradles you as if you were porcelain. He could only bite his lip, because how was he supposed to listen to you thinking everything your fingers brush breaks when he'd fight to kiss your knuckles in his appreciation. You'd never really understand just how god-like you were to him, like someone who walks on air, whose smile brightens his world and fills his heart more than anything in his life. It was just words to you.

He knew he had to say something because he didn't want to be the same as the people who watched him struggle from afar when he was in middle school. He didn't want to be a bystander in your life, because you were the light of his.

"I don't know what to do," He pushed you closer to him, "It doesn't matter what I do... It never...It's never enough,"

He almost broke, his first words clearer than what followed, he mumbles just how much he adores you, just how much his heart burns for you, anything of yours; A smile, a chuckle or a touch. He loves you and through sobs, through cries, perhaps you could only catch a few words. He was glad you didn't comprehend his words, even if he yearned to tell you everything.

Though a bit disappointed, he held you while you cried yourself to sleep. It would be okay. No matter how tempted he was to save you right now, to take you home and coddle you, to worship you just like you deserve, he refused the temptation. He took you to his home, and let you sleep in his bed.

He didn't trust himself with you. But he didn't want your life with him to start with your sadness. He wanted to make you feel better, he was your hero after all.

But he wasn't perfect. He laid down next to you, hugged you close and shivered when you snuggled into his chest. His tears were of overwhelming happiness. He couldn't believe it. You were in his arms...He knew he could save you, he would do anything just to see that perfectly serene look on your face. Even if your eyes were puffy from tears. You overwhelmed him with your presence, he resisted the urge to freak the fuck out.

He had to wait though; Because you come first. One day he'll be there to save you from your impossible standards. One day you'll live a life of happiness and see yourself like he does. His own Midas, with your touch of gold.

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In all events, Anon, I feel you. I also have struggled with failure after being considered 'gifted' with one thing or another. It hurts like nothing else to feel like everything you could do is out of reach. Expectations are too high and even when you get close it's never good enough, the bar keeps rising out of reach. I can't say it gets better, but I can say your reality is your own. Life waits for no one but it's also yours. You don't 'waste' time if you take a break. If You're burnout, it's time to rest.

Time is all we have now. Don't regret your past but always put yourself first, fuck people and their fucking expectations.

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i love carlando and their kids so much. do you have any headcanon about charlie aka mini carlos? how is his relationship with carlos and lando? how it feels like to be the oldest child? i know him and alegra are twins, but alegra is a racing driver she travels a lot, so charlie is mostly at home…

OH MY GOD YOU ASKED THE PERFECT QUESTION. This is everything I can think of rn but there’s so much more.

So Allegra is technically older by a few minutes, but Charlie has the oldest child energy. Charlie is very quiet and soft-spoken, but not shy. He’s also very serious - always has been, which meant lots of really funny pictures of him as a baby. But when he smiles, his whole face changes, and he looks like a beacon of light.

Mostly he’s content to let Allegra speak for him, but he won’t hesitate to correct the record. He’s also Allegra’s BIGGEST fan. Literally she’s his role model and he’s so completely dedicated to her career and her success, just as much as his parents. Even when he has his own career, they ALWAYS talk on the phone before a race. He tries his best to be at her races for her. One time he surprises her on track after she thinks he can’t come and she literally drops everything and tackles him and he spins her around while she ugly cries. They have a beautiful friendship and Lando and Carlos are SO proud of how close they are. They did fight as kids because siblings, come on, but then they would also apologize to each other so tearily and wouldn’t stop hugging each other.

All the kids are incredibly close to their parents, but Charlie is the one who visits home most. Even though Carlos and Lando dissuade him, he really doesn’t mind being the third parent in the house (though with Aurelia, they were ALL her parents). He’s always the one who can tell when his parents are sad or when Carlos particularly misses Lando. Very early on, when Lando was still driving or traveling and Carlos was the stay at home dad (mostly), he very quickly offered to start making the others breakfast so that Carlos could talk to Lando for a bit.

It’s very difficult for him to be away from his family, even when it’s in service to his career. When he goes on the Great British Bake Off (remember! He goes to pastry school in Paris!) as a 19 year old, all his bakes have a story, and they’re usually about his family. “My baby sister, Aurelia, loves raspberries. I always think about her when I make anything with strawberries.”

“When my twin sister Al- sorry, Allegra, has a bad race, she always asks to bake with me. I think it gives her a chance to think about her mistakes while still doing something productive. I’ve had to keep a few cupcakes from burning, but it makes her happy, so it makes me happy.”

And most devastatingly, when he’s talking about his showstopper cake:

“Obviously i wasn’t there at my dads’ wedding but, to be fair, no one was. But my abuela had a ton of pictures from the wedding that she saved specifically for us, and the wedding cake was one of them. They - my dads - looked so happy cutting into the cake together, and I think about it a lot, making something that makes my dads feel that way, or someone else feel that way so…that’s what I wanted to do here.”

He is a very good boy.

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Instructions on keeping Mammon

henlo this is a series i'm doing here rn, if you want to check out the other parts click here

anyways here is mammon<3

Okay so the first thing that can go wrong when you are in a relationship with him is pretty easy to guess - you really need to be careful about his jealousy. It's not that you can't have / make friends but in case you do you'll need to include him. You all have to be friends. That is the only way. (see more about this in paragraph 7)

2. For him it is important that you take his side most of the time. You are his best friend after all, you can't go turning your back on him whenever you feel like, right?

3. However most of the time doesn't mean all the time, in fact you need to find a balance here - as you are the only person who can keep him out of uncalled for troubles. Finding this balance is the hardest part of being with him imo

4. This one is obvious but you'll need to lend him money when he asks you. Like pre-relationship it's ok not to if you are broke but it is known that if you are in a relationship with him you'll get the riches. . So not giving him some when he asks is the mean choice and nobody likes a mean s/o

5. He'll indulge in all of your hobbies just fine (he just wants to spend time with you, if that means it's baking cupcakes time then so be it) but you'll also have to be open to his. Obiously you don't have to party every week but give something back to him. Just spend time together, it's simple

6. If you are not comfy with a very physically, emotinally and mentally needy s/o then this isn't going to work. Your priorites and opinions are valid but you two just don't match. :(

7. However! If something about his actions is bothering you, you are supposed to speak up and put your feet down!! Even if that leads to potential fights, don't let him push boundaries. (like he might not like this but he is supposed to let you have alone time with your friends, without him anywhere near.) it's not good for anyone to bottle up feelings. (this reeeally shouldn't be an issue if you have already introduced him to your friends)

8. I feel like you'd need to send him cute pictures of yourself on the regular. Not every day, god no, but like once a month? Like when you spend more time away from each other... as a treat . (Even if by 'more time' we literally mean like. 5 hours of no talking / texting)

9. He loves getting gifts from you so make sure to spoil him whenever you can! You really don't have to take the cheap options either!

[touyaz]

Ok but what is soft Gojou like in your mind bc as much as I love reading about him being a smooth fuckboy, I also know deep down that that man is an absolute BUFFOON when he’s in love

i cannot seriously imagine him as a fuckboy bc like..... he's got trust issues + no time to play around lmao. it's still fun to read tho !!

ok only after writing it all did i realise you asked for soft gojou and this is more........ my version of him being in love, and it's like,,, a lil goofy and realistic?? not necessarily /soft/ so i apologise akjshda if u want soft specifically lmk !!

MINORS, AGELESS & BLANK BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT. 18+ ONLY.

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WHEN IN LOVE THO HE'S SO !!!!!!!!! god. goddddd. definition of a menace but we already know that. he has little time to spare, so he will take up all of yours whenever he can. will take advantage of the fact that higher-ups cant really say no to him (or they will but he will ignore them <3) and drag you on his missions just to spend time w you. will take you to his favourite places to get some food, and then head somewhere a little more exclusive. kinda strikes me as the guy to go on reddit and find obscure/ hidden places where you two can chill for a little while together, like a lil adventure + picnic date daskjhd he's cute <3

i also think he's a movie buff + so you'll have a lot of late night dates w takeout and film marathons. he barely sleeps so he'll tuck you in when you fall asleep and continue watching without you </3 threatens to spoil the film if you dont listen to him the next day. i can see him being someone that talks a lot in films, but i prefer imagining him quiet during those times bc its like a way for him to unwind and relax? he'll tease you a bit/ make lil jokes throughout, hog the popcorn but otherwise he's actually a decent guy to watch films with. v knowledgeable. theres little he hasnt watched. can give good recs, but would rather make u waste ur time on some shitty film :/

massive foodie + he's got a.... weird obsession with handfeeding you lmao. is v playful, pretending to feed you then pulling away. stealing food off of your plate and denying it :| 100% wipes sauce off of your lip then licks it off his thumb. slurps obnoxiously loud + grins when ppl stare at him. when he gets a foam moustache from drinking smth creamy, he'll try to lick away and he just looks like an absolute fool. kinda cute tho. if you want him to share his food w you, youve gotta give him something in return (usually a kiss, sometimes a quickie lmfao).

his phone lockscreen looks like a default pic (a beach in okinawa, he says), but youre his wallpaper!!!! it's probably the worst picture he has of you, but he will insist that you look cute :/ he looks flawless, smirking at the screen, and your face is beside his, w his hands squishing your cheeks. u look v disgruntled and funny. no amount of bargaining will get him to change it until yall get a wedding pic or smth </3

i've said this before but he has the worst pet names. v cringe, food-related names like cupcake, sugar pie, honey bun, gumdrop. SWEET CHEEKS. SWEET CHEEKS IS HIS FAVOURITE!!!!! he's so fuckin loud as well, he doesnt care if youre in public/ around family or kids, he'll scream that to get ur attention. has no shame. the only normal pet names he'll use are babe/ baby, honey, sweets. says your name in a really teasing tone, like yknow when manga characters' speech goes like this~♡ that's how he calls you. also sarcastically calls u your highness/ majesty + he'll call himself ur humble servant. gojou u r the court's jester know ur place :/

loves calling you to hear ur voice. will video call u and ur like ?? arent u on a mission rn? and he's like yeah watch this bb <3 its the easiest way for him to spend time with you when he cant be there in person :(( kinda cute but then he'll make u watch him eat your fave food + say that if you wanted to eat this, u shouldve joined him on the mission. when u hang up on him he'll buy you it tho :( <3

i could go on abt how he's part of the biting + licking love lang group, how he likes drawing a bath for you when he's feeling melancholy, how his fave position is missionary, how his favourite place to kiss you is your forehead but i will shut up now <3

here are some other posts if u want more of my hcs for him !!

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+love lang

[modern-mecha]

My thoughts on the fnaf sb characters we have so far

Roxanne

Car person and can and will talk about cars for hours

Shes 100% a riot grrl

Very friendly but she still has to pull a mean joke or two but she doesn't really mean it

*cough cough* lesbian *cough*

Chica

a total mother figure

She loves it went people point out her cupcake or the stickers on her guitar

Health nerd but doesnt push it much

I feel like she was on freddys side at one point then she was taken over by vanny and totally fucked over by her,william or another animatronic (this is based on that one teaser)

Monty

Has a hella temper but he doesnt let it show when hes around kids (not Gregory tho lmao)

He plays golf no wonder hes a shit head 😬

Big boy hes like 6'4

Likes dark areas since he can see good in them

He smells like pool chlorine lmaooo

Freddy

Himbo father figure

Hes like "die irl" to monty

Caring he doesnt want to see others get hurt

I WANNA SEE HIM BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF AMALGAMATION AFTON RN THAT WOULD BE SO EPIC

Moondrop

He was super tame and had a sleepy laid back personality before he was taken over by vanny

Now he is like KILL

Still has that "im a funny lil man weee" personality

Totally thinks "today i will decide to cause mass chaos"

Sunrise (??)

I will protect this small child

Really good at hidding since they can cram their limbs in weird positions

Like moondrop they are jester/clowny but sunrise isnt fucking rude

Will give you spine crushing hugs

Vanessa/vanny

Is mentally ill and easily manipulated

You know the weird true crime community on tumblr? Yeah shes 100% apart of that and think aftons actions are justified

She might have a weird two face thing going on where she keeps getting possessed by afton but by the emails from the ar game i just think shes all bad

Shes probably gonna die at the end of the game tho :////

Gregory

Thinks about others more than he thinks about himself

Very smart and tech-y

Knows something is going on and wants to know

Maybe a friend disappeared there and hes looking for them and finds out about all this vanny shit

Existing animatronics that are from old games and at the pizzaplex

If bonnie bowl exists then the rest of the main cast exists too (we have already kinda seen foxys)

So mad this could have been an opportunity to put the hide and seek bonnie game from black bird in the game 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡

El chip is there and he sings lil songs while u eat

If el chip is back they better bring back the fucking mediocre melodies if they dont i swear to god

The museum is pretty much why afton wants in on the pizzaplex

After getting basically dismantled by the detective he crawls out of the pond and wants to build himself up again and knows where to go

We might see the funtimes again but they might just be gross and melty and form another ennard to stay together

Another baby hate club is formed

We better see the puppet again i wanna know how shes doing 🥺🥺🥺

There is probably so much remnant in that museum damn

[minimoxha]

Batfam Valentines Day Special

 The batfamily takes Valentine’s Day very...very seriously.

Characters: Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wyane, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wyane, Y/n L/n(Batmom), Alfred Pennyworty

Warning(s): None

1,579 Words

Not edited.

(A/N I know Valentine’s Day passed but I got this idea after it so...deal with it.)

All throughout Wayne manor, everyone was preparing for the day known as Valentine’s Day. They were moving so fast it made it seem like they were competing. Probably because...they were. Why? Because today was Valentine’s Day and they all wanted to give you the best day but every one of them wanted to do different things. So when Jason first joined the family, it became a competition to see which one could give you the best time with them.

You woke up to the sweet smell of French toast, a smile Turing on your face. You knew what day it was, possibly one of your favorite days other than Christmas or your birthday of course. Damian was the first to come in your room, Laing down and cuddling with you. No matter how people saw him on the outside, he was a soft and cuddly bear on the inside. “Good morning Mother. You’ll spend time with me first, right? I am your favorite so it’s only natural I go first.” Damien Gloated, making you emit a small giggle. “Dami, I told you that it was dickies turn this year.” You said making the young boy groan in response and get ready to lift up but relaxed his body again once you started to run your hands through his hair. “Who’s cooking for me Dami?” Damien answered your question by counting to five on his fingers. Once he got to five, Jason came through the door holding a tray of food, Bruce with a card and flowers, dick holding cups and apppe juice, (Apple juice is better than orange.), and Tim holding coffee cups.

All four of the men walked into the room, Joining you and Damian on the bed, not before saying good morning to you. “Flowers? For me?” You teased, smelling the roses. “They were from me” Bruce admitted, a smirk crossing his face making Jason roll his eyes. “So who gets you first, ma?”  Jason asked. “Hm...Dickie.” You smiled at your oldest, making him mirror his expression and everyone else groan. It was sweet really, instead of spending time with their friends or significant other they wanted to give the day to you. All of you had busy schedules so these were one of the days they could spend a lot of fun time with their mommy. After everyone finished eating, dick gave you an outfit and waited outside your door for you to change. “So you know that musical you wanted to see? Well I Got tickets, the best seats!” He cheered. You squeezed from inside the room, quickly opening your door. “My outfit looks great on you.” He smiled. You were wearing High waisted black pants and a gray hoodie with no hood that was a little too big for you. 

Dick was right, they were amazing seats. The both of you were in Love with the musical and tried to keep yourselves from singing but failed, earn dirty looks from the people around you. (I didn’t make more because idk but if you want short tories on how the details went during everyones time with Y/n tell me))After you left the theater, the both of you got slushies and cinnamon rolls (Even though it was 11Am, your dentist is pissed rn) and then he returned you home and went to his brothers ti gloat and tell him how the defenitly won and had the best time with you. Next was Jason, right when you walked in he got you and took you back out. “What do you have planned fir me today, JayJay?” You asked following him after he grabbed a bag onto his motorcycle . “You can choose between a Monster Truck Rally and Paint balling Ma.” He said. “Paint-balling” Nodding, he drove off to a paint ball arena with you holding onto his back. He arrived at the place and signed in. The both of you were taken into the back where you got a run down and gear. “Dickies going to be pissed that his outfit is covered in paint.” You giggled, putting on your gear along with Jason and listening to the rules. You didn’t follow them though. The both of you DEMOLISHED every kid, adult, and teen, only getting a few paintballs on yourself. Then it came down to you and Jason. He stalked around you, trying to be be intimidating but failing with a smile. “Theres only room for one paintballer in this town” He said, faking a country accent.  

“Well then, It’ll have to be me!” You yelled, shooting three at him then ducking under a rock. He successfully dodged your attacks making the game go on for what felt like forever for the bystanders but just a couple minutes for you. It seemed like it was going to go on forever until Jason tripped on a rock and fell, giving you the chance to shoot him right in his butt. “Suck it, Jay!” You yelled, doing your victory dance in front of him. Jason smiled, he loved seeing you in this mood. With work, and watching from the batcomptr, you were either on edge or stressed out of your mind, And once you got competitive, you stayed competitive until you won. Constantly, challenging your family to games. “Ill beat you next Time, Ma’” Jason laughed, fist bumping you and standing up to sling his arm around your shoulder and walk to the changing rooms with you. (Not the same one) “Guess what we got the Replacement and Demon Spawn to do for ya.” “Hm I Don't know Jay, What.” 

“I got them to share your time and have a picnic with you.” You sighed then answered, “Jay, I’ll be surprised if there still is a picnic by the time we get there.” Jason laughed at your Joke, getting the both of you on his bike and driving to a beautiful forest. The sun was cutting through the trees who's leaves were falling off. There was an opening, where Damian had lanterns all around while the picnic blanket was in the middle of a flower bed. You got off of Jasons bike and saw through the trees, Damian and Tim arguing, on the verge of turning it into a full blown fist fight. Before things escalated, you stepped in and let Jason leave the three of you alone. “Boys, please don't fight today” With one last glare, they settled down. Damian opened the light brown basket and took your favorite dishes out. “We helped Alfred make all of your favorites, Mother. I hope you enjoy them” Tim opened the Saran Wrap. “Yeah Mom, I hope you like it.” Damian put a couple heart-shaped sandwiches on your plate and poured the drinks while Tim showed you this cool coding project he had been walking on. “So mother, isn’t this the best out of both of the trips they took you on?” Damian asked, smiling slightly after biting into a cupcake and clearly enjoying it.  “I had an Amazing Day with all of you, I won't pick favorites.” You smiled and ruffled both of the boys’ hair. They were amazing children no matter they're faults. The rest of the picnic was amazing, the both of you eating until you couldn’t eat anymore and Joking around. For the first time in a while, you saw a Huge smile on both of the boys’ face. After, Tim called Alfred and he picked the both of you and took you to get your hair done, nails done and a nice dress that they (surprisingly) agreed on. They showed up at the manor and rushed Batmom to the backyard where bruce was standing in a candlelit circle. Inside it , was a couple speakers and Bruce right in the middle. His hair was slicked back and he was wearing a nice suit that matched your dress. He raised his hand out toward you and you excitedly took it.

“May I have this dance?” He smiled, pulling you into his chest. His cologne, being all that you could smell. “you may” The both of you danced like nobody was watching, because nobody was. It wasn’t like the dances you would have at formal events, where you had to dance like professionals. No, it was your own little dance party with only the two of you. You didn’t have to worry about people watching or taking pictures. After about 5 songs, the dancing stopped and Bruce slid a ring on your finger. It was a crown with the tips and middles having diamonds inside of them. “Bruce...this is beautiful” you smiled as you looked at it. Bruce snuck his hands around your waist and put his chin on top of your head. Him being the tall man that he was, he had no problems with hugging or cuddling with you while standing. “Let’s be honest My love, I gave you the best day , yes?” He smirked. Bruce was always very cocky but you found yourself more attracted to him after each word he uttered to you. “You’ll never know, Dear” You teased making him playfully sigh. “I’m the worlds greatest detective, I already know.”

“God, I love all of you so Much” Like every year, Each one of your boys always found a way to surprise you or just make your life better. They meant the world to you and if you could keep life like this you would. This was perfect. Absolute perfection