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[coffeeadiction0]

WAKE UP PEOPLE, EXPLOITOPIA IS HERE 🗣🔥‼️

[technically-human]

Cute

[bet-on-me-13]

Lex is Vlad reincarnated

So! Lex Luther, the greatest person to ever exist, had recently made a discovery.

A few weeks ago, a Cult of moronic simpletons had managed to kidnap him. Him! All for some stupid Demonic ritual where they sacrifice the wealthiest man they could find in return for something meaningless like "No More Poverty" or "No More Starvation".

He had survived, of course, and was unfortunately save by Supermoron.

But before the Man of Steel had busted in, he overheard something from the Cultists. Apparently they had chosen him for more than just his wealth, there was something more about his Soul that they were after. It felt "Divine", as if he had the soul of a God stuffed in a Mortal's body.

And obviously it must be correct. He was already the most intelligent man in the world, One of the wealthiest, and held more political power than any single man on the planet, so of course "God in disguise" was the next logical addition to that List.

Over the next few weeks he studied and prepared.

He needed to make sure that his efforts would be rewarded, that those Cultists had been correct about him despite their idiocy.

After buying up as many Magical Artifacts as he could related to Identity and Soul, he tested himself on Each and Every One. And Lo and Behold, he is truly a God.

Well, the Reincarnation of One. Apparently this was common in immortal beings such as himself, reincarnating themselves into mortal bodies as a sort of Vacation from their Duties. All he needed to do now was find a way to regain his Memories and Power without dying, and he would truly become a God On Earth.

A few more weeks of Preparation, and he was ready.

Apparently the Manchild of Steel had caught onto his plan in that time. His Ego probably couldn't bear another God living in the same City as himself, so he tried to stop Lex's plans of Ascension. Thankfully, in his research he had discovered his Rival's vulnerability to Magical Attacks, and set up countermeasures for him and his Breakfast Club should they attempt to interfere.

He stepped into the Ritual Circle, and began his Ascension to Godhood.

Try as they might, the League could not foil his plans this time. The Ritual Circle lit up with a sickly green light, and expanded to cover his entire body. The Ritual began to finally complete itself.

He had Won.

...

Oh.

...

Vlad stood at the center of the circle for a few moments. He took in all his Memories of his most recent Life, and Facepalmed so hard he was sure The Badger heard it back in the Realms.

Ten Tousand Years of Therapy specifically to curb his egotistical tendencies, and That is how he decides to spend his most recent Life? Acting as a Billionare Supervillain attacking a well meaning Hero for nothing less than Ego?! He even Cloned them!? Had he learned NOTHING!?!?

"Careful Team, we don't know how powerful he is now." He heard his current Nemesis say.

Oh right...they were still there.

He didn't really feel like explaining everything to them, and he technically still had about 40 years left on his Vacation...

He simply turned his back to them, flew back to his Mansion, turned back into his Human Form, and set about his Day. Maybe he could right a few of the wrongs he had done on this life?

It would certainly throw his current Nemesis for a loop. And while he may not Hate him anymore, he definitely still liked to Mess with him.

Maybe this would be more entertaining than he thought?

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 214

“I did an oopsie.” 

Clockwork paused in his work, gaze turning from his work towards his ghostling (it didn’t matter if he was an adult, he’d always be his ghostling) who was smiling nervously, avoiding his eyes. 

“Oh?” He kept his tone light, even as he worked on untangling a time knot. Honestly at least Danny was immune to any effect of time, even if he couldn’t look into his timelines in exchange. It came with being the other half of Infinity. 

“Yeeah… you know that corner of the multiverse you told me not to go to because you’re working on some time problems? I might have stumbled into one of the worlds in the corner…” 

He stopped his machinations, fully turning towards Danny- Space, his Core whispered and quivered in utter delight at having an Equal in power- with a raised eyebrow, leaning on his staff and silently telling him to explain. 

Danny poked his fingers together, giving a nervous laugh. “So uh, I was just exploring right? Well me and Ellie, you know how she gets when she can’t wander, and um… I er, we might have messed with some things in the creation of it… I didn’t know it was part of that universe, I swear! It was so far at the fringes and halfway into the Zone and I couldn’t just let a universe die before it began and-”

Oh- Oh! His ghostling (and his grand-ghostlings it sounded like) had claimed his first universe! He could put off these time knots, this was a grand milestone for any Ancient, nevermind such a primordial force as one of theirs.

And this is how a DC world came into being with humans evolving with more avian traits. Like wings. And claws. Look, Dan thought it’d be funny if they gave baby humanity wings and Ellie started rambling about how much farther they could travel if they had them and Danny thought it could be cool. Oh well, time to keep an eye on their itty baby world now…

[luguangs]

We are alive. And we will continue living. So long as you remain by my side.

[clavalee]

i don't know if patrick or pete or maybe both wrote homesick at space camp but there was no reason they had to cook so hard with the line "my smile's an open wound without you" like holy shit genuinely peak songwriting

[dannyphannypack]

ya’ll know that episode of supernatural in like season one where this religious lady is controlling a reaper to heal the “good” and punish the “wicked?” yeah so anyway supernatural x danny phantom crossover where danny is being controlled like that

[elene78-blog]

Jeremy and Jean have sex. They experiment in a thousand ways, but it's seven months before Jean fucks Jeremy for the first time.

After that, the lines blur a bit, and everything is crazy. They're delighted, in love, and excited.

Jeremy invites Jean on a trip two years into their relationship. Jeremy wanted to show up with the plane tickets already in his hands as a gift, but he doesn't because he wants Jean to decide where they're going (although Jeremy already knows because he knows Jean).

In France, they rent a house for three weeks and live there quietly, exploring everything. They're wary of paparazzi, but they immerse themselves in local life with crazy enthusiasm (at least on Jeremy's part).

Jeremy is absolutely delighted, trying everything and proudly practicing his French with everyone. They take thousands of photos, send postcards, and buy magnets from every small town. They travel along the French coast with backpacks and return to that house five days later.

Jeremy looks at every little thing with shining eyes. Jean stares at Jeremy openly. Jeremy asks him what he's looking at. Jean doesn't answer, but keeps looking.

When they get back home, they have sex in the entryway, right after they close the door. It's dirty and desperate. Luckily, they have lube in one of their backpacks, and Jean has no trouble lubing Jeremy up before pressing him against the door. Jeremy didn't want to wait, immersed in one of those rare moments when he loses control, but Jean refuses to do anything without lube.

When they're done, they shower lazily and go to bed, exhausted.

Hours later, Jean silently wakes Jeremy.

"Jean?" Jeremy asks.

Jean doesn't answer, but Jeremy knows what he wants when he looks at him like that. He smiles and kisses him. Jean caresses him until the reaction comes.

Jeremy understands when Jean asks him to put his hands on top of his head, grab the headboard, and hold on. Jeremy wants to help and touch Jean, but he knows he shouldn't, so he just watches and flatters him in French.

When Jean mounts him, Jeremy forgets his name and how to speak English. He only speaks French. Jeremy didn't know he could be so eloquent in French. He seems to be saying something silly because Jean laughs at one point, and then he grabs Jeremy's hands on the headboard and keeps them there, firmly gripped, while he does whatever he wants to Jeremy.

Jeremy begs in French because Jean is playing with him. Jean is a huge, muscular French man who could split Jeremy's pelvis if he wanted, the cross bouncing off his chest with every jerk.

Jeremy loves it.

Jeremy could have Jean like this for a lifetime if he weren't just a weak man.

Jean is very, very pleased with Jeremy's pleas, his bright eyes, and his strong body beneath him, bending exactly the way Jean wants, obedient and warm.

Jean lets go of Jeremy's hands and lets himself go, masturbating with one hand while riding him and inserting two fingers between Jeremy's teeth, holding his head against the pillow, gentle but authoritative. He knows Jeremy isn't going to bite him. He never would. Having Jeremy's teeth gently press against his fingers without fear of being bitten does something to him, and Jean allows (because Jeremy asks permission in garbled, erratic French, like the good, magnificent partner he is) Jeremy to grab his hips to help him finish.

When Jean comes, and Jeremy does seconds later, a feeling of liberation like he's never felt in his life courses through Jean's body. He floats on a cloud, dazed, feeling similar to finishing a match as the victor, but infinitely more satisfying. He isn't afraid of falling because he knows Jeremy is there, so he lets himself go quietly and falls asleep with one arm draped over his chest. He can't process what Jeremy says in his own language before closing his eyes.

When they return to California, the change in Jean is noticeable. More open, calmer, more relaxed, as if he'd lost 100 pounds.

When they return to California, Jeremy buys a ring.

[potatobugz]

eek! scary!

[1000dactyls]

scribbled down a quick thought about modern au hiccup in all his small-fishing-town-off-the-coast-of-iceland glory. it must be hard to connect to your heritage if all you have to go off of is your mom’s belongings which don’t really fit you…

[kelpermoosee]

That one character I adore because he immediately reminded me of Captain Olimar…go my space dog!!!

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason, after coming back to Gotham and taking over the criminal underworld— is burnt out.

He’s exhausted, he can’t sleep, he’s pretty sure he broke some ribs somewhere along the two month mark of being the Red Hood and he just wants to go home.

So he does, entering the Cave near deliriously while Batman and Robin are out on patrol, shattering the stupid memorial he comes across while he’s at it, and— huh, well, that actually looks like a pretty comfy spot to take a nap. He’s just gonna— one minute. He just needs one… minute…..

When Bruce and Tim return to the Cave it’s to a dead boy passed out in the shattered remains of the memorial case, wrapped up in the tattered cape Bruce pulled from the rubble in Ethiopia.

[blighted-lights]

MORE OF THEM❗️❗️

psst you seeing this, you want to give me more shockwave and ravage drawing asks, you WANT to send me drawing requests 🖐

[mokkagren]

ok so do i like just post that? yeah? okay imma just deal with it later if not

ughh old twitter habits of just uploading the thumbnail with a link and not the actual video </3 now i feel awkward actually uploading this here anyways here's the youtube link too

[rey-rojo]

except it already did

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

If what they say about lack of sleep is true I am absolutely going to die bloody early with the state my sleep schedule is in.