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[mensfactory]

Austin Powers’s 1967 Shaguar E-Type Series I

Courtesy: Mecum

[o0anne0o]

I made some memes about last episode!

They contain spoilers so be careful

[crystallizsch]

IAN WAKE UP

GOOD MORNFIGN??? iT’S 5AM IMSMSJSBIS

JAMILSHWHS HES SJSBWWKE

P .

PARDON MY FRENCH hHU. WHAT THE UFKC

iM SORRYYY????? WHAGT IS WRONF WITH HIM HES DANCING WITH SKEELTONS NOW???

tHis SKELETON. ME. THIS IS ME I’M DEAD DECEASED ROTTING JAW GAPING OPEN EYES HOLLOW IM DEAD GONE IN JAMILs ARMS

AND SEEING THE ROPE IM ASSUMING HE GRABBED A HANGING SKELETON AND DECIDED TO DANCE WITH IT??? GOODBYe. HES SO MESSED UP

ANYWAUS HELP ME HIS SINGULAR (1) FANG AND THE WAY HES LOOKDINHDH I WANT TO BSBSVESIOSXONXNXAKM PINCH HIM

SOMEOWBE COME PICK ME UP OR I FEAR YOU’LL FIND ME ON THE NEWS

[bugmash]

Psychedelic edit of this photo I posted to my nature blog

[4otherthings]

[caramelmochacrow]

WHAT THE.

I. IM GONNA. HUH.

[ripchaos69]

i love scrolling through your blog only to leave with my right leg violently trembling and kicking and shaking :D /vpos

Thanks! Have a photo of Death!

[edsonjnovaes]

Criolo Cabo Verdiano

GrooVI – Reverência feat Projeto Bai Palavra (Cabo Verde) Um grupo de crianças do Cabo Verde declamou em TV aberta uma linda poesia com trechos da música Reverência da GrooVI, que é uma composição de Amani Kush. rapnacionalofficial As crianças fazem parte do “Núcleo de Arte Bai Palavra”, um projeto do professor Bila Santos da Escola Capelinha na Cidade da Praia, na República de Cabo Verde.…

[groovycooly]

(Groovy E)

[akadandelion]

Yada yada, some doodles for a friend

[spoonspider]

WHO KEEPS CALLING THESE LOSERS???

Cheering for candy culprits team :D They are my babies- HEY?? WHAT THE FUCK?! GET OUT OF THERE!!

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Sebek Zigvolt: Cold-Blooded

Peeled Cucumbek... ... Why does the groovy look like Trey's... They're not beating that crack theory about them being cousins anytime soon.

afihlaeoyvfafaefi ALSO I THOUGHT I WAS BUGGIN' OUT WHEN I SAW WHAT HIS HEADBAND SAID 😭 LIKE WDYM IT SAYS GoooИ... (I assume as in, "underling" but... ugggggh OTL)

Rise and Shine!

“Erm… Is that you, Sebek?”

You almost couldn’t recognize him when you walked into his room. Tall, imposing, strong—these were all far from the words that came to mind at the blanket burrito before you.

Sebek was curled into himself and cocooned in his comforter. Without the copious amounts of hair gel to tame his unruly hair, it stuck up as if he had been fried by his lord's lightning. He was not a fearsome warrior, but a shivering mass in the brisk morning, some poor creature rudely awoken from its hibernation.

"D-Do not cast your eyes upon me, HUMAN!" Sebek gritted out, pulling his blanket over himself. "I have not yet made myself presentable!!"

Your eyebrows jutted up.

He's acting like a shy school girl...

You tutted as you approached, gingerly taking a corner of the blanket. The mound moved away, as if embarrassed. "It's okay. Whether it's hair up or hair down, full uniform or pajamas, you look good either way."

"WH-WHAT!!?!" Sebek's booming voice cut through the cloth that hid him. He emerged from behind it like a crocodile's head poking out from the waters. His complexion had been left terribly pink with embarrassment. "You do not know what you speak of! T-To utter such intimate words with such ease... HOW BRAZEN CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE?!"

"I just call it like I see it. It's not so difficult." You shrugged. "By the way, are you cold? You haven't taken off that blanket since I came in to check on you."

"Absolutely not!! Something as insignificant as the temperature could never affect my... m-m-my... m- AH-CHOO!!"

A sneeze punctuated the end of his sentence. An awkward silence descended.

"... What was that you were saying?"

Sebek sniffed. He quickly glanced away, attempting to salvage his tattered pride. "... Perhaps I am. What of it? I am descended from a cold-blooded species of nocturnal fae, so this is a trait that naturally comes to us!"

"It's nothing to be ashamed, of, Sebek." You stifled an amused laugh. "But as it so happens, I know the perfect way to pass on body heat and to help you properly wake up."

"You know of such a useful technique?" He straightened, suddenly alert--like a guard dog that sensed a trespassing squirrel. "Well, what is it? OUT WITH IT, HUMAN!"

"It's... this!"

Sneak attack...!

You lunged at Sebek from behind, wrapping your arms around him. An embrace, ensnaring. Your torso and face pressed into his back--the warmth radiating off of him mixing with yours. You could practically hear his heart pounding in his chest, picking up the pace like a war drum signaling a charge.

Sebek immediately launched out of bed, shedding his blanket like a second skin. He gaped at you, back hugging the far wall, eyes wide with alarm. Heat flooded his cheeks and ears, turning them as red as the painted roses in Heartslabyul.

"I-I-AM-SUFFICIENTLY-WARM-NOW!!" Sebek stiffly thundered. "I-IF YOU WILL E-EXCUSE ME, I MUST MAKE HASTE TO THE WASHROOM TO PREPARE FOR CLASS!!"

"Alright," you replied nonchalantly. "I'll wait here for you to get ready. No rush."

Oh, he rushed.

Sebek barged right past you and into the hallway. Stomp, stomp, stomp. He stormed into the Diasomnia washroom and immediately found an avaliable sink.

Twisting a knob (and nearly snapping it off in the process), he summoned running water. Cupping his hands under the faucet, he thoroughly splashed himself. Once, twice, thrice.

As icy as the water was, he still he burned, skin itching, as though there was a flame dancing in his veins. His blood, no longer cold.

[4otherthings]

[crocsandbitches]

Not to get overly sentimental but rap beef is honestly such a creative form of expression. Like we’re going to hold off on kicking the shit out of each other and calling up shooters to make clever rhymes about each other and get the common man saying words like ‘double entendre.’

Here’s a couple of suggestions of other diss tracks to listen to if you’ve found you’ve liked bitchy poetry:

Ether - Nas (2001) - diss track vs Jay Z & widely considered to be one of the best diss tracks ever released. It’s a response to Jay Z’s diss ‘Takeover’ which at the time of its release left people thinking Nas’ career was over and then Nas uno reversed that shit with Ether and it’s still considered to be a miracle that Jay Z managed to maintain his fame.

Hit ‘em up - 2Pac (1996) -diss track vs Biggie & Bad Boy records. Part of the East Coast / West Coast beef. 2Pac was shot 5 times and survived and Biggie released a song called ‘Who Shot Ya.’ Hit em up is Pac’s response and it’s iconic. Plus the tune is groovy as shit.

Real Muthaphuckkin’ G’s - Eazy E (1993) - Dr Dre left his group NWA over a dispute about contracts/pay. He later released a song called ‘Fuck with Dre Day’ where he had a go at Eazy E (the lead rapper of NWA). Eazy released this in response and it’s another groovy, west coast banger.

Story of Adidon- Pusha T (2018) - Pusha T walked so Kendrick Lamar could run. Need I say more.

No Vaseline - Ice Cube (1991) - vs remaining members of NWA. Cube was the first to leave NWA over contracts/pay disputes. The remaining members released an album, with subtle disses against him. Ice Cube, as Ice Cube does, got pissed.

Life’s on the Line - 50 Cent (2003) - adding this because 50 Cent hates as easily as he breathes and it’s something to marvel at. His beef with Ja Rule started in ‘99 when Ja Rule was robbed by 50’s people and then one thing lead to another and 50 was stabbed and then he was shot 9 times. ‘Time is the best medicine-‘ no. no it’s not. If anything 50 gets angrier through the years. 19 years later 50 bought 200 tickets to Ja Rule’s concert so the front rows were completely empty.

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Epel Felmier - Room Relaxation Voice Lines

Jus' watch me! I'ma be even cooler 'n bigger by this time next year!

Summon: I'm still nowhere near the beefy bod I want. I'm gonna chow down on all the BBQ and food at my birthday party!

Groovification: 'M sleepier'n all geddup 'cause I stayed up late... But that just means I'm really looking forward to my birthday, right?

Home: Once everyone's asleep, that's when the fun begins.

Swap Looks: Yaaawn... Tch, 'm still sleepy.

Home Transition 1: There's so many kinds of brushes, but I don't really know the difference between 'em. I never really used them anyway, so I don't really see a need for 'em.

Home Transition 2: Ace-kun bought me some juice. We were playin' rock-paper-scissors, bettin' with a present on the line and I won, so!

Home Transition 3: My dormmates asked me what I often liked to eat. I told 'em apples, and everyone all went out and bought some. As they should, apples're delicious!

Home Transition - Login: At least on my birthday, I'd like to throw on a leather jacket, wear some rad makeup and just rock that wild look. Next year, definitely...!

Home Transition - Groovy: I almost talked Idia-san's ear off 'bout how awesome BBQ is. I was able to somehow brush it off as if it was nothing, so whew.

Home Tap 1: Everyone says that staying up late is bad for your skin, but I've never had any issues with bad skin. It's probably just an old wives tale!

Home Tap 2: I was talking about my birthday party when I noticed Malleus-san staring at me. That startled me. I wonder, should I have invited him to it?

Home Tap 3: I definitely make sure to use those scented fragrances whenever I get gifted any. 'Cause I can just spray a little after snacking on some sweets to cover up the smell.

Home Tap 4: Silver-san said he'd teach me some martial arts as his present. That might bring me one step closer to my ideal self!

Home Tap 5: I thought this cardigan might look a little too cute... But since Meemaw knitted this for me, I've been makin' sure to take good care of it.

Home Tap - Groovy: Maan, I thought I'd be sproutin' a beard by the time this birthday came 'round. ...Hey, don't be laughing at me!

Duo: [EPEL]: Hm, Idia-san, what're you trying to say? [IDIA]: E-E-Epel-shi, h-h-hbd...

Birthday Login Message: Thanks for coming to celebrate my birthday! I'll take good care of the present you gave me. Huh, I smell like smoke? Maybe it's 'cause me and the Spelldrive Club were doin' a BBQ as an after-scrimmage party. Ruggie-san'll basically eat anything and everything, while Leona-san and the other guys were chowin' down on the meat... It kinda turned into a huge battle for everything, but 'cause I gave it my all to grab what I wanted too, I got to eat a ton! That was so good! Ah... Don't tell Vil-san what I just told you, okay? Thanks. I really got to have a great birthday 'cause of that.

Requested by Anonymous.