#guides to shopping

[bamsara]

official usps sent me a letter including a guide with a handwritten note asking me to switch the sizes of my patreon envalopes (envalopes that i bought from the local post office)

shoutout to usps worker Nixie who I guess took it upon themselves to send me this cause they were sick of my envalopes getting caught in the machine or something idk

[climbdraws]

"Even if your eyes worked you still would not be able to see the TRUTH"

My finished Jayfeather & Rock illustration for @harriertail Ultimate Guide Zine!

[kobikoachman]

Shopping Habits: The Essential Guide To Shopping For Clothes

Shopping Habits: The Essential Guide To Shopping For Clothes

[teashopcrafts]

Very proud of the newest Hitchhiker's Guide Towel, and was so excited to get the commission for an older project to give it new life.

Now they can always know where their towel is, lol.

Use code JUSTBECAUSE for 20% off your order!

Check out the shop: https://teashopcrafts.bigcartel.com/

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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[grandapplewit]

AU where Shen Yuan, soon after Binghe falls into the Abyss, loses all his memories of Shen Qingqiu. He assumes that he transmigrated into some no name NPC, and enjoys his life as a rogue cultivator completely oblivious to the Heavenly Demon and multiple Peak Lord’s tearing the world apart trying to find him.

[hirayaea]

the way MC and Xavier flirt is just so confident… it’s cute

but also if I were their third wheel I’d be so embarrassed because these two idiots don’t even know they’re together

Jeremiah is so tired of this shit for sure

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source: veiled whispers event

[donkussy]

Still only thinking about them

[bitchy-craft]

PAID READING SERVICES: Updated

[a-sour-nectarine]

How to keep the Bats functioning in my absence, outline 16 of 30. A guide by Tim Drake.

Do not let them enter the state of North Dakota.

Keep Jason away from apples.

The bathroom on the third floor, just outside the library has a leak. After it rains, you need to check on it. There is a bucket under the sink.

Dick will not eat white chocolate and Steph won't eat any other kind of chocolate. If you forget that, they will take it personally.

Titus and Ace aren't allowed any kind of chocolate, if that wasn't obvious. Neither is Cullen, but not for the same reasons.

Do not touch Bruce's Janis Ian CD's. No, he doesn't have a CD player. Don't confront him about that. Just let him keep the CD's.

Jason's eyes glow in the dark. Just a heads up. So do Duke's, but differently. Jason's glow, Duke's shine. That is an important distinction to make when walking in on something you shouldn't, because Jason will kill you if you're a liability while Duke will only lock you away until the information you accidentally learned is irrelevant.

Please don't try and climb the bannister. It's not the biggest fan of being touched.

Don't turn on the ceiling fan in the morning room. We still haven't fixed it and probably never will.

Don't let Damian into the Cave without socks. He gets cold.

Keep the front door bolted at all times. Alfred, for some odd reason, can never remember to do that, so we have to make sure it gets locked after he opens it.

Every night before patrol, quietly go through the checklist that is at the end of this document. It's after Outline 30.

Damian is no longer allowed to play Roblox before school.

Keep the windows on the second floor closed during spring and fall. Duke has bad hayfever and he sleeps on that floor.

If I am gone for a more permanent reason, Babs will know what to do. The file she will need is marked X-e34R. The password is Dick's real birthday.

Bruce cannot speak Portuguese, actually. Everyone else can. Use this wisely.

Cass can generally look after herself, but cut some fruit and bring it to her room and you will win her undying loyalty and simultaneously make sure she actually eats something.

Dick has... episodes, sometimes. You don't want to know why, or what he's seeing while he's staring right through you. Place a cat or small child on his lap. This method also works for Bruce, though under different circumstances. I'd explain, but you will know when you see it, so it wouldn't do much good.

Sometimes it's better not to ask what Jason and Steph are up to. Most times, actually.

Duke very much enjoys White Rabbit candies and can see into the future. He is a little like those animatronic fortune tellers but a lot more accurate and has no use for quarters. That is where the candies come in handy.

Do not attempt to use the EpiPen in the hall closet. It's mine. I have it for my "walnut allergy." I'm not actually allergic to walnuts. It expired in 2016.

[potato-lord-but-not]

First batch of stickers are now available on my Kofi shop!!! treat yourself to a nice wizzard or perhaps an alien.

[mildmayfoxe]

are YOU a cool and sexy weirdo or do you KNOW some cool and sexy weirdos?? do you love presenting yourself as a supporter of the arts?? are you a fan of giving money directly to artists?? do you still have some spaces on your walls that need to be filled or KNOW someone with spaces on their walls that need to be filled?? do you need to buy gifts for someone for whatever kind of potential reason? are you aching for objects to fill the void? I HAVE GOOD NEWS! 🎉❤️‍🔥

[sillysillystrudel]

[phandomnews]

@this-is-z-art-blog is hosting the 8 Ecto nights events, and you can find more information on their page!

@phandomholidaytruce - for anyone who wishes to help!

Shop links:

dansaiyanart shop

CopperLyrebird - Redbubble

StarStorm - Redbubble & Threadless

ArtisfingersStudio - Etsy

[teahermitcomics]

Two new Baldur's Gate 3 art prints are now available in my online shop: Shadowheart and Halsin! £5 each, shipping to UK and USA.

Shadowheart: https://ko-fi.com/s/cdd25366ab Halsin: https://ko-fi.com/s/fed259d3fe

Each of these was originally painted with tea, and the original paintings are collected by my lovely supportive patrons on Patreon for only $20/£15.50 a month. Some of them already have over 50 of my paintings!! :O Please consider joining them and you can request a painting of anyone you like, once a month! I even let patrons double up some months so that I can draw pairings or even triptychs - entirely up to you!

This is also the cheapest way to get an original painting from me, as one-off teastained commissions start at £20 in my shop. So do consider getting a bargain by joining my Patreon so I can paint for you!!

[gods-little-meow-meow]

silly skykid doodles