#haters gonna hate but they sounded GREAT

[stuff-diary]

Wow, Le Sserafim did so f**king well in their second Coachella show. This time they didn't seem nervous at all. They ate up that stage! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[lau07paprika]

One thing that i don't agree so much with people saying about the romantic relationship of ninaxeddie's is that idk if it’s just me but i feel it would be very forced just to put them together just by the fact that they have an Egyptian spiritual identity within them, bcs they would just start a relationship because of it, it’s most kinda mandatory or like an obligation for them. When Eddie already in the tunnels confesses his feelings towards Patricia that she is special to him before waking up the Osirian, and also nina felt that fabian was the one for her before knowing about the osirian thing.

In my opinion, it would be so bad that they can't develop their own feelings just because of it, also i feel like bcs in the show it says the chosen one comes from a bloodline what if the osirian is in the same bloodline linage as nina that would make them related in some way and would make sense bcs we don’t know much about nina’s family and eddie's. I also think that since sara and rufus were always together neither of them were happy or together (i know that rufus didn't portrait the osirian as it should be but its sad that your only purpose is protect someone)and I know it might have been different in ninaxeddie's case but what if it’s their fate too.Is not to be happy as they are always in danger because it's more like a obligation to be together more than romantic because eddie has to protect her from evil and that could result to be more of a curse for them to be chosen ones rather than something good, cause you i don't think that been in constant danger is something good or romantic, also if someone tells me that they could develope feelings towards each other i don’t buy it bcs the last episode of s2 when eddie osirian was awaken i feel like he was just a puppet and the voices where the puppeteer of him. And i know that fabina and peddie has issues but i think that every ship has and i don't think that neddie would be the exception of it bcs if people said that they complement each other in terms of personality it’s also missing other things like fact they’re so different from things like taste of music, sense of humor, hobbies and basically in a bunch of things that in the show could see a few and ik this cannot be such a huge deal but idk if that would work if they don't have anything in common and the only thing that they just have in common is the egyptian stuff that they don’t have a choice and just to deal with it.

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

MY THOUGHTS on Episode Three

Ooooh Victorian era Lokius?

OB MY BABY

B15 MY WIFE

CASEY SWEETHEART

…I really have to pee, but I can’t pause this

Fuck it I’m going to pee

Oooh old timey marvel theme

I really want those Loki trading cards I saw at Target today…

RAVONNA MY BELOVED

I hate her but I love her

MINUTES?!

what is Miss Minutes up to?

Minutes is kinda funny

Timely was a… candlemaker?

OUROBOROS WROTE THAT GUIDEBOOK

why the ominous music? Mid season interesting stuff?

OB!!!

Baby it’s alright you’re doing great you’re so smart I’m so proud of you

I’m so happy that he’s important

Haha memories

Horsey!

Wait

Loki and a horse

Oh no

OMG THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER IN THEIR VICTORIAN GETUP

Mobius is so excited about the World’s Fair it’s adorable

Why is the ghost clock haunting the midway what the hell is happening

I would’ve been happier if Loki had enjoyed the Cracker Jack

AWWW HE NOTICED THE POPCORN ON MOBIUS’S CHIN THATS SO CUTE

Uh oh Norse stuff

HA HE AINT EVEN UP THERE

HES SO CUTE WITH HIS BOYFRIEND

Loki do you miss your family

Is it just me or did Ravonna look that lady up and down

You just wanna drink with Loki, Mobius. 

Loki looks so anxious

HE GRABBED HIM IM DEAD

is that the loom?

Why is Timely so awkward

Loki looks so scared…

Uh oh

Does this mean that Ouroboros created the loom and Timely stole it?

Timely is so much like me tbh

He’s neurodivergent I can tell

Oh god he’s actually awesome 

I wanna put him in my pocket 

LOKIUS TOUCHES

why did they touch Ravonna 

This is a scam

He’s got a stutter… that’s lovely :)

He’s gonna bolt with the money isn’t he

You don’t wanna do that big man

Uh oh he just poofed him away

This is awkward

Oh he’s chasing him

I’m actually rooting for timely ngl

Why does this feel like an old silent film… 

You can call people on the tempads?!

WHY IS SYLVIE HERE

SYLVIE STOP IT

I WOULD ROOT FOR YOU SYLVIE BUT 

yeah Loki tell her

Is Ravonna a Lokius hater?

SYLVIE DONT

yeah listen to Loki

But Renslayer didn’t work with the TVA there

Sylvie you poor thing

This is going nowhere just throw someone off the Ferris wheel

Oh this feels like the first finale

OH GOD MINUTES

yeah Syl 

A TANDEM BIKE THIS IS AMAZING

is it weird that I kinda ship Renslayer and Timely?

Smooch you idiots!

MINUTES IS KINDA CUTE

VICTOR IS A CUTIE

WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL TIMES

is Miss minutes jealous?

THE WIZARD GENTLEMAN

HIS BUTLER-

that’s not-

I wanna keep Victor in my pocket 

KACHOW

LOKI IS NOT SOMEONE YOU WANNA FUCK WITH

*saxaphone music*

HES ACKNOWLEDGING OUROBOROS! IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

PAPER FLOWER PAPER FLOWER PAPER FLOWER

MARRY THIS MAN

this makes very little sense but I’m ok with it.

WHO DROPPED HER?!

MINUTES?!?!?!

MISS MINUTES YOU BITCH

I don’t like this version of miss minutes

Miss minutes sounds weird right now. I don’t like the look of it. The sound of it. 

That tone of voice 

OH GOD THIS IS BAD AGAIN

Does Miss Minutes think she’s HWR’s lover?

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

I DONT LIKE THIS AT ALL

WHAT IS HAPPENING IM CONFUSED

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL

KEVIN YOU HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR

Ravonna please she was being manipulative

MOMMY- SORRY 

Von?!

Mobius sweetie

WHAT DID HE DO?!

Loki is about to lose his shit on Ravonna for being mean to his boyfriend

SYLVIE MY BABYGIRL

WAIT DONT DO IT BABYGIRL

Loki don’t you dare be in love 

Sylvie stab me instead

Sylvie listen to Victor please

Victor babyboy 

Sylvie stop it

OH THAT LOOK OF HURT ON HER FACE

YES BABYGIRL

IF THEY MAKE MOBIUS IN LOVE WITH RAVONNA I SWEAR TO GOD

oh two hot women battling it out in going to 

OH GOD THE-

OH JESUS SYLVIE STOP BEING HOT

OH GOD

MINUTES STOP IT

MINUTES NO

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL WAS THAT?!

[themultifandomgal]

From 2010- The Brit Awards 2013 Highlights

2013

Part 28

Nervously I sit down in my seat straightening my dress as I do. I sit between Zayn and Liam because Harry and I aren’t allowed to sit next to each other according to management

“You ok?” Zayn asks me as I take a sip of water with shaking hands

“Yeah just… nervous I guess”

“How’s your headache?” Harry asks from across the table

“Not great. I know it’s going to kill after tonight. I’ve got some more paracetamol in my bag if I need it”

“Just make sure you definitely have your in ears in. Even if you can’t hear us or yourself” Niall says

“But then I’ll sound terrible”

“Na we’ll keep you in time done worry” Louis says giving me a smile

“Welcome to the 2013 Brit Awards” the announcement starts and we all go quiet.

“Now look who I’ve found over here at this table, One Direction. How are we guys?” James Corden asks sitting in between Zayn and Louis

“Very well very excited” Louis replies into the microphone James is holding

“Now last year we had a chat and the next day you were going to play in America for the first time. Your now the biggest band in the world. You’ve had 2 consecutive number ones in America alone. Is it a bit much to take in?”

‘Yes imagine having many teens looking up to you as a role model and having the media pick out ever flaw and having haters online who have never met you spill nothing but lies and hate towards you and on top of that all of your friendships and romances are public so you never get a break’ is what I would like to say, but James holds the microphone to Zayn who says

“Erm yeah it’s massively overwhelming and we can’t thank our fans enough. They’re the people who got us to where we are so we owe it all to them”

“Now your performing later on tonight. Your performing your comic relief single which is currently, did you know it’s currently number one in 63 countries. I don’t even know if I can name 63 countries. Niall can you?”

“No” he replies shaking his head

“Your going back on tour right? YN when does that kick off”

“We start tour literally this weekend here at the O2 and we’re really excited”

The boys are in jeans and leather jackets while I’m in tight leather trousers and a cute white top. Music for One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks) starts and we practically jump on stage

“One way or another I’m gonna find ya. I’m gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya. One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya” Harry starts the song glancing over at me before giving me a little nod

“One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya. I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya. One day, maybe next week. I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya” I sing. Thankfully I can hear perfectly fine but the lights aren’t doing anything for my headache at all. I walk down the stairs slowly, but since the boys get down the stairs quicker than me Harry runs back up and takes my hand to make sure I don’t slip while singing

“I wanna hold you wanna hold you right” I take the higher harmony again not helping my head at all. During rehearsals I’ve been told to prolong a high note which I haven’t done yet because of my headache and nausea

“I get teenage kicks right through the night” thankfully I am able to hold the note causing Harry, Louis and Niall group hug me and jump around the stage

“Brit Awards 2013 make some noise for YN!” Liam shouts. At the end of the song Harry once again helps me up the stairs before we are dropped back down.

“And the winner of the global success award is my 5 little brothers and little sister One Direction!” Robby Williams says into the microphone on stage. We all stand up from our seats and hug one another before heading on the stage

“This is really is mind blowing” Louis says taking the microphone from Robbin and holding the award “we have have to start off by thanking our incredible fans. They have been just been unbelievable and we wouldn’t be here today without them”

“This is absolutely amazing thank you so much. I just want to say thank you to our record label and Sony and Syco” Harry and I both give each other other a look when Liam mentions Syco “and to modest our management” I look down at my feet making sure I don’t eye roll. I know Liam has to say this to keep the peace but I really wouldn’t be thanking them “also our parents are in the house tonight so I just want to say thank you to all of them. Thank you so much!”

[w1ldthoughts]

VIP Treatment

Series Masterlist

Synopsis: Jack comes to Miami to spend Zoey’s week off with her.

Jack spent the next three weeks talking to Zoey every minute he could. They would FaceTime, text, talk on the phone and send each other TikToks. He was always sneaking off when he got a phone call or smiling at his phone like an idiot and his team was starting to notice. Oddly enough, he didn’t care and he didn’t share any information with anyone, not even his best friend. He was in his own little personal paradise with this woman and he didn’t want to let anyone in.

“I’m gonna take a couple days to myself, I think. Before we head to Europe. Just wanna get away and get my mind right before getting back into work mode.” Jack states confidently, looking over at Urban on the couch. His friend gave him a knowing smile and a nod. He didn’t know who he was going to go see but he knew it was important if he was going alone.

“That’s a great idea! Enjoy yourself but not too much. We’ve got the show and Fashion week and so many other things planned.” Neelam reminds him, blissfully unaware of what was really going on.

“It’ll be low key and relaxed. Promise.”

He landed in Miami the next morning at 11 and immediately caught an Uber to Zoey’s Arte Grand Central apartment. The event planner’s ears perked up at the sound of a knock on her door. She barely had time to open the door before she was scooped up in his arms and his lips were on hers, gently nudging them apart. Zoey wrapped her legs around his waist and kicked the door closed without missing a beat. Her head was slightly tilted to the left, his soft lips tasted like the orange Phocus he had on the plane and his beard tickled her skin. The kiss was a little eager and erratic but mostly there was relief. Relief that they could finally both get away from work and actually spend some quality time together.

“I missed you.” He breathes out as they pull apart, setting her back on her feet. “And I really missed this,” the man laughed softly, going in for another short kiss.

“I missed you too. Welcome to my apartment and your home for the next four days.”

“It’s cute. And very…pink.” He observed and let Zoey give him a tour of the place.

His bags were placed in one of the guest rooms so he could have closet space and she sat down on the bed to watch him unpack. “So where’s the little demon?” He asked sarcastically, referring to Zoey’s 10 pound cat, Harper.

“First of all, don’t talk about my baby like that,” she narrowed her eyes, “just because you’re hateful and don’t like animals does not mean they’re demons. And second of all she’s probably hiding. Must’ve been able to smell your hater energy from a mile away.”

Jack unsuccessfully tries to stifle a laugh. “Oh I’m a hater now? I don’t wanna be around Harper’s little ass anyway. Her hair all over my clothes? I’m cool on that.”

“See? You’re proving my point. Hater.” She responds with a shake of the head. It was hard to believe he was actually here.

“Can’t believe I’m here either.” Had she actually said that out loud? He stepped away from his suitcase and walked over to the bed, laying down and gently pulling Zoey so she could rest her head on his chest. The sound of his steady heartbeat lulled her to sleep. Jack gave her a kiss on the forehead before dozing off.

Waking up in his arms was definitely something that she could get used to. There were so many nights the last few weeks that she imagined what it would feel like to be in his orbit again, to hug him and just forget about the harsh reality that was in front of her. It was completely unrealistic to assume that this blissful bubble of cutesy feelings would actually turn into something sustainable. But there was no harm in pretending for the next few days…right?

On the second day of his visit Zoey called in a favor and the aquarium was conveniently open after its normal hours, just for the two of them.

“Z, you did all this for little ol’ me?” Jack gasps, putting a hand on his chest for dramatic effect. He vividly remembers her delivering a very similar line the day they met.

“Shut up Jackman,” she nudges his shoulder as they walk side by side to the entrance, “I only did it so we wouldn’t end up on TMZ or in one of those terrifying deuxmoi Instagram stories.”

“Okay facts. Let’s head in.”

Something about the ocean was soothing, even this make believe one. Other parts made her never want to be near a body of open water again. It was all about balance, there’s so much beauty and life within it but there’s so much that we still don’t know and the possibilities of what’s actually down there are endless. Jack was the perfect person to experience this with, he took great pictures and never missed an opportunity to say “hey look, there’s you” when a strange looking fish swam by. They’d never had an issue coming up with topics of conversation, effortlessly moving from one thing to another until they reached the stingray petting zoo and he froze.

“I am not going near them.” He shook his head like a child being forced by their parents to eat vegetables. “Those motherfuckers killed Steve Irwin! I didn’t forget.” Jack whisper yelled.

“Why are you whispering? I don’t think they can hear you.” Zoey laughs, grabbing his hand but he still wouldn’t budge. Looking back and forth between him and the poor girl who had stayed behind to supervise them during this part of their visit, she silently begged for help.

“Mr. Harlow, the stingrays are actually totally harmless. Their defense mechanisms aren’t dangerous to humans.” The employee tries to reassure him.

Jack is still not convinced, squinting a bit to read her name-tag. Zoey did tell him to wear his glasses but he forgot. “Thank you Gabby but I think I’ll stand right here. You go have fun Zo. Unlike you, I value my life.” He crosses his arms.

Zoey huffs out an amused breath and happily walks over to the stingray filled pool. The cartilage velvety skin of the stingray felt so smooth to the touch, it was one of the coolest experiences of her life. They would swim up to the top of the water to graze her hand and one of them even waved in her direction every time he did a lap.

Her infectious laugh is what drew him towards the pool. In an instant Zoey felt his presence behind her, a warm aura like the sun had just come out in the middle of a severe thunderstorm. It was comforting becoming more and more routine, less daunting and more…domestic.

“Look at how friendly they are.” She smiled as he hesitantly knelt down next to her. “Here,” she guided his large hand into the water and immediately a baby stingray swam up, allowing them to run their hands along his back.

“They feel so slimy but…soft?” Jack questioned, looking amazed. Eventually they upgraded to feeding the animals pieces of fish in between their fingers, the sensation being equal to having a tiny vacuum suck up dirt in your hand. Watching her eyes grow wide and light up every time she encountered the stingrays made Jack forget where he was at entirely. He wanted to have a long look without it being creepy, just so he could engrave this moment in his memory for when he inevitably messed this up for himself. He pushed down the self deprecating thoughts when Zoey asked if he was having fun. The words were caught in his throat so he just nodded and dug for another piece of fish.

Once their little bucket of food was empty, they headed over to the nearby sink to wash their hands. They thanked the aquarium staff for having them and headed off to their next destination.

“Today was honestly really fun. Probably one of the best dates I’ve ever had. You really know how to make a guy feel special, do you treat 'em all like this?” Jack jokes, slinging his arm around her shoulder as they walked out of the restaurant after dinner.

“No, of course not! Baby you know you’re special.” His heart sings at the pet name. “And good, I’m glad you’re having the time of your life because I have another surprise for you.”

He had to forcibly stop himself from smiling this time because his cheeks were actually starting to hurt.

This visit had been better than she was expecting and truth be told this little crush was growing by the second. When they re-entered her apartment, he showered and changed into more comfortable clothes, per her suggestion, while she cuddled with her cat. Harper wasn’t the nicest when new people were around so she respectfully kept her distance from Jack, emerging from her carefully selected hiding spot when she was sure he’d be gone for a while.

“I really like him Harp. We might be in trouble here mama.” She whispered to her most trusted audience. That girl would never tell a soul.

Once Harper was peacefully asleep in her cat tree in Zoey’s office, the woman got up to prepare for the last part of the evening before hopping in the shower. After putting her hair up in a bun and throwing on an oversized shirt and knitted shorts, she heads back to the living room to find Jack on the couch watching MLB highlights.

“What are we about to get into?” Jack asks as we watched her dim the lights and turn off the tv.

“Just a little spa night. I figured since you’re going to be on camera and in Paris during the height of Fashion week you should look your glowly best. So I’m here to help you.”

She bent down and grabbed something from the table. “Here, you can put these on when we’re done.”

“You got me fuzzy socks? God you’re so cute.” He happily placed them next to him, awaiting the next step. She carefully climbed into his lap, helping him put on the clay face mask. “This shit smells like dirt. How is it going to make me glow if I feel dirty?”

“It feels dirty now but your skin will be baby smooth when we wash this off in 10 minutes.”

“Ten minutes? Imma turn into stone by then!”

Zoey tries to keep her face still, so as to not get cracks in her own mask. “Please, you’re so dramatic.”

During the time their masks settled, she plugged in the foot massagers and they entangled themselves long enough to put their feet in. Jack audibly relaxed into it immediately. He was in heaven.

The timer went off way sooner than he expected.

“I have some news for you.” Zoey stated as they washed their masks off in the bathroom. “My sister got an assistant coaching job on the University of Louisville’s volleyball team.”

“Wait,” he rushes out, “like Louisville, Kentucky? Where I live?”

“The very one.” She giggles. “She’s in Brazil with the team right now and I’m going to help her move in sometime after they come back. Now I have a reason to be in Kentucky.”

“Stop playing.” He whines, gently lacing their fingers together. “That means…you’ll come visit?” He didn’t know why he was so damn nervous to ask, there were a lot of things he’d been struggling to explain lately. Never usually an open book, he felt comfortable disclosing relatively anything and everything with her, trusting that she’d be there to catch him if he fell. And he was definitely falling.

She placed a warm hand on his cheek, letting him melt into her touch. “Of course I’ll come visit. Someone needs to teach you how to cook.” Zoey’s lips curl into a smile as his lips crash into hers, both of them trying to make these fickle moments last, every touch, every gesture…everything.

Two days later, Jack boarded a plane in denial that he was leaving a piece of himself in a three bedroom apartment in downtown Miami.

[bigtittiecomitte]

It just never ends...did you see Vanitymoth's Community Post from a few hours ago? It's just him being negative over MD once again (basically asking which Episode was worse, although that might not sound too bad it's still annoying) and although I understand and get that Murder Drones isn't perfect and honestly think "Home" is the weakest episode mostly because it had so much potential, but I don't overall hate it, I've seen worse. I'd honestly would watch the weakest episodes of the show over something like HB any day, as least MD keeps me engaged and invested and the show makes me care for the show + has great and compelling characters unlike HB/HH.

I'm honestly just so tired with this, Dude..I'm really not looking forward to what he'll be doing with future MD content or his reviews of the final two episodes of MD. And I really don't mean to be harsh and sound like a damn hater but he just seems so damn negative about almost everything he reviews and sounds boring too honestly and it doesn't help that he seems to have this hatred and seems so petty over Nuzi and thinks it's, "RUINING THE SHOW" and he just seems like any other Nuzi anti in the fandom. N And Uzi's relationship is IMPORTANT and is definitely gonna play a part in the season finale next year, especially with N having to choose between saving the universe and possibly killing Uzi, it's like Vanity and some of these anits just hate the idea of N and Uzi being something more..like it burns them up inside and it's ridiculous. 🤦‍♀️😒

I’ll be honest I only watched like two of Vanitymoth’s videos (his first review on MD and his latest one) and I’m so glad I didn’t watch him any further cause oh my god this guy is so insufferable

He definitely was squinting his eyes and crying tears of anger when any Nuzi scene popped up I hope they explicitly make out saliva being shared N and Uzi going bald bc they kept pulling their hair style just to spite him

“New Matpat” I know Matpat’s theory was dogshit but at least he’s not a negative hillbilly and actually likes MD

Also look at the community post that he made like two days ago lol

Dude’s saying that as if it’s a bad thing

[ckret2]

Does Mabel try to introduce bill ti different kinds of music that she likes? Does he end up liking any of it? Does he get her to to listen to rising shepards tone in ten hour loop?

Oh you know she's subjecting him to every CD she has.

For the most part he's pretty tolerant of this. He has broad music listening habits, there's not a whole lot that completely annoys him. He already listens to plenty of top 40 pop music, enduring three hours of Sev'ral Timez wouldn't faze him, he just asks to skip the more ballad-y songs in favor of the more energetic dance-y ones. Tells her "if this is the stuff you like, you should try these guys from the 90s." Gets her hooked on whatever the Gravity Falls equivalent of Boyz II Men is. Kidz 2 Adultz, idk.

He's the most tolerant person in the household toward kids' albums and kid movie soundtracks—what does the 1,000,000,000,000-year-old care whether this song's target audience is 10-year-olds or 20-year-olds, he can barely hear a difference. Sure, the lyrics are usually kinda dumb, but he goes to parties to hear the equivalent of LMFAO music, he recognizes that lyrical genius is totally optional.

Everyone else is miserable because now when Mabel wants to put on a mix of Believe in Yourself sing-along songs in the living room, she's got an ally who's willing to go "Sure, sounds great! Put it on, kid!" If anyone dares to complain about hearing "Everyone's Your Friend, Yay" for the fifth time that day, Bill will go "oh what, you want to deny a little girl her right to youthful whimsy? You wanna take away her childhood? You wanna force her to grow up too fast? You hate little girls, is that what you're saying? You're a girl hater? You're a misogynist who hates joy and fun—" and well what do you say to that. Bill sees a conflict on the scale of a playground dodgeball game and pulls out an uzi. It's a free excuse to bully the humans. This living room is on 24/7 "Believe in Yourself" lockdown. Mabel is thriving and ONLY Mabel is thriving, or so help him he'll burn this house down.

The biggest gulf between them is that Bill cannot stand 80s synth pop. Mabel loves 80s synth pop. Ford loves 80s synth pop. Mabel has been introducing Ford to the big names in post-portal synth pop and Ford has been introducing Mabel to obscure pre-portal local indie music. They're having a great time. Bill is going insane. Mabel thinks if he just listened to more he'd develop a taste for it. Bill thinks if he was going to develop a taste he would have in the 80s. Mabel's determined to find a way to trick him into it. She's gonna get him an acoustic album by a synth pop artist, get him to like that album, and then try to introduce him to the original synthy versions of the songs.

Bill's not gonna talk Mabel into listening to more experimental works like rising shepherd tones—or falling shepherd tones, or hour long loops of tornado sirens, or a delicate mix of overlapping chainsaw noises designed to harmonize the whines of overtaxed motors, or even some nice, classic, respected electroacoustic musicians. She tries, for the sake of friendship, but gives up a minute in. The household will reluctantly debate whether Bill Cipher should be granted permission to use headphones so that he can listen to his favorite "music" in peace.

[lexxierave]

When Fate Intervenes- tasm!Peter Parker x Reader Part 5

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

The last thing Peter expected to find during a routine robbery was y/n. 

He was going through his usual banter routine when the sight of you distracted him enough for the other robber to get the upper hand.

Now there was a gun pointed to her head and Peter hated the hostage situation as it was but something about seeing her in one made him into a very angry hero.

Something he didn't waste time showing with the people in the room. Unfortunately all he could do was agree to the terms set before him but that didn't mean he was actually going to follow them.

"Common Mike, get up already." The one with the gun shouted to his partner.

Great, Peter had the name of one of the goons, something to listen out for in the streets after they left.

The one with the gun moved with y/n out from the counter and to the back of the store. His partner was still trying to get the webbing off from his feet as he reached the backroom.

As Mike got the webbing off his feet the three quickly disappeared into the back room.

Peter was thankful he came in through the back and decided to show himself to the lady back there and tell her to get out, and that she actually listened to him. 

Last thing he needed was this guy to get spooked and shoot someone. Or have to deal with a Spider-Man hater too.

Peter dropped down from the ceiling once the thugs had left with y/n. 

"You're gonna go after them, right Spider-Man?" The guy that got hit in the face asked him. He was bleeding from his forehead

"You can count on it." Peter said as he listened closely, the sound of police and ambulance sirens could be heard. "Make sure you get that gash checked out."

"I will but please save y/n. I saw her grab some pepper spray. I'm afraid she might try and save herself." He warned.

Perfect just what Peter needed another variable added against him.

"Thanks for the tip." He replied before rushing out the back and jumping at the building across from him and climbing up it.

Peter had his ears opened to any sounds of distress or gun fire. He didn't leave too long after the robbers and he also didn't know what way they went. If they were on foot or in a vehicle now.

"Let me go!" He finally heard.

"Either there's two hostage situations going on or I hit a bingo." Peter thought to himself as he took off swinging in the direction of the shouting.

It looked like the two idiots had taken a vehicle only for it to break down. They were now trying to y/n force down back alleyways with them and being this was a crime neighborhood no one was helping.

A thwip was the only sound you heard before one of the goons disappeared.

"Hey! We had a deal Spider-Man!" The one holding your wrist yelled out.

Peter quickly disarmed him, "Deals off." He venomously replied.

You took it as you opening to pull the guys mask off and spray him with as much pepper spray as you could.

Thwip.

A shot of web hit your waist and you were pulled free and into the arms of New York's hero.

"Stay here." He commanded, in a voice that seemed deeper than what his normal voice should be.

Peter had you safe now it was time this guy learned his lesson for good. He shot some web behind the guys so fast he didn't even catch that there was a giant spider web now directly to his rear.

Peter just had to take a step forward for the guy to turn and run right into.

But Peter didn't want to stop there. Guys like him would just keep coming back and get more dangerous. No, to Peter he needed to end it here.

You watch as Spider-Man approaches the man and your once captor starts to throw punches at him. Spider-Man easily dodged them before he threw his own. The hits were filled with rage but you couldn't understand why, even though things had worked out in his favor. Why was he so angry? The final hit knocked the guy back and straight into the web and the hero took a

 step forward to continue.

"Stop!" You yelled out, finally finding your voice. The shock and adrenaline wearing off you. "This isn't how heroes are supposed to act."

Peter stopped for a moment regarding your words as you continued.

"Heroes are supposed to help people and stop the bad guys. But not like this. This doesn't make you any better than they are." You warned him.

You were right, but there was just so much loss and rage in Peter it fell on deaf ears. The man before him was battered and blooded. He lost consciousness with Peter's first hit and others were just his anger fueling him, urging him to keep going.

"Look I'm new to this whole superhero thing but my friend John is a big fan of yours. Please, don't do something to tarnish that." You pleaded with him.

At the mention of you having a friend Peter stopped, his eyes went wide. You told him you didn't have time for friends, so who's this John guy?

Intrigue took over Peter as he turned to face you now. He took notice of the way your hair looked slightly out of place from the struggle you were in and the red ring around your wrist that you'd have to explain to him tomorrow. 

You were like a puzzle to Peter and he wanted to solve you but some pieces his body didn't react logically to. Why should he care if you have a friend named John? He shouldn't. He doesn't. Does he?

"Um…no. Can't have John thinking poorly of me." Peter finally answered when he realized he had been staring at you for a little too long. Maybe John was just made up? Someone to take the place of what she really thought of him? He could live with that.

"Good. So…if you're finished here," You told the hero, circling your finger around in front of you "I'm gonna head home." 

"Wait!" He shot out, causing you to stop.

"At least let me take you home, I want to make sure you get there safely." He pleaded.

"That's ok." You answered, taking a step back as he took one towards you.

He might be John's hero but after seeing him easily beat up a guy to a pulp like it was just a Sunday walk and how he seemed to have no remorse for how badly he hurt him?

You weren't so sure if he was fully deserving of the hero title. Maybe antihero seemed like a better fit at this point in his career. You still weren't sure.

Part 6

[floof-ghostie]

casually leans on wall and hands you a microphone. how was the spiderverse experience i want all the deets (ive already watched it dw about spoilers👍🏾)

Ohhhh Strap in we're gonna be here for a while (Imma do this in point form for this, because so many thoughts, no energy for real paragraphs

Okay the animation. THE ANIMATION MEDIUMS. So many cool methods. I loved the colour changes in Gwen's universe. HOBIE'S ENTIRE THING, THE WAY HE'S ANIMATED OMG

Mumbattan is such a cool city, I love mashing irl cities to make one cool megacity so much it's such a lil fave worldbuilding thing of mine

Pavitr is so great, I love him, idek how to talk about him I just like him a lot. Him and his gf make such a cute pair too!

Also him saying "I don't use product, just coconut oil, prayer, and good genetics". I love him

The chai tea scene. God he's so great

THe character design is amazing and sososososo cool!! I love that we see the characters change (Gwen's hair growing longer and pinker, Miles' growth spurt, Peter B.'s bathrobe, MAYDAY's LIL SPIDER HAT THAT MJ PROLLY MADE FOR HER).

I love Pravitr's costume glowup. Thank you to whoever arranged for that.

Also, Hobie??? His lace coded boots?? His locs??? HIS FUCKING PIERCINGSSS??? HOW HE COMPARED A FUCKING VOID TO CAPITALISM??? Him taking a liking to Mayday, and straight up SHOWING MILES HOW TO GET OUT OF THE FORCE FIELD WITH A LIL SMIRK?!!! I need him. Need his gender. I love his anarchist ass.

His design really calls back to the punk scene in England, and I love the way he reminds me of old newspapers

Speaking of Hobie, holy shit that guy was flirting with Miles. I know what you are (pls Hobie do u like enbies?)

"I hate the AM, I hate the PM (prime minister probably, idk for sure) AND I HATE LABELS" I love you

Daniel Kaluuya, thank you for your service.

Also Hobie and Gwen make such a funny friendship. But I don't ship them.

The themes of growing up, and Miles' parents being worried about Miles and the people he's with...I nearly cried in the theatre, and I don't normally cry during stuff.

You can just tell that black people were making the big decisions for this movie. Aaron and Rio asking Miles why he took the braids out. Jeff and Rio being like "On time means 5 minutes early", I felt so at home watching this movie. I'm not even from Brooklyn but I just felt so at home at all the interactions Miles had with his neighbors. Even the random storeowner.

Like ppl were speaking aave, using patois, Hobie's accent. And none of that was played for laughs (except for Hobie's lingo but that's a little different bc he's British)

I love how Miles' Ganke is so different from Peter Parker's Ganke. It's such a fun detail how Miles' Ganke was like "I'm not gonna be your guy in the chair".

I love that despite the general "Canon" for Spider Man, there are some differences! I love those intricate details!

And the way the lady in the office was so hasty to force the narrative of them "struggling" when that really wasn't the case? Hit real close to home. I just love the Davis-Morales family

I love the way that the Spot isn't like a general "mildly bad" villain like I originally assumed. I really thought he'd be kind of a "setup" villain, or something that they'd have to clean up and THEN Miles would take care of Miguel and them.

I especially love the way that The Spot is someone from the first movie, who we don't even know until his backstory is brought up.

His voice is also perfect too. He sounds like a complete loser.

Miguel O'Hara. Meet me outside, I just wanna talk

No For real though, he talks a lot of shit about Miles being "The Original anomaly" when his ass needs to inject himself with some kinda spider-fluid to maintain his powers??? Mind you, he tried to force himself into a reality that wasn't his.

This guy is just an A-class hater. What do you have against Miles, honestly???

On the subject of the Spider Verse I think it's so cool how there were so many callbacks to the original canon of Spiderman! I loved seeing the og live action Spider Men in the film too!

And the easter eggs! I couldn't keep up with them all!

Also, wtf was Childish Gambino there. I mean I'm not mad, I actually found Miles' staring at him really funny

I love Issa Rae's voice! But Jessica, queen, please don't fight, you is PREGNANT

Also idk why but for some reason I thought Jessica and Miguel were married in the beginning. Not completely sure.

Gwen being like "Can you adopt me?" when first meeting Jessica...She's so real

Also Gwen is so sososososo so so trans. It's so great

THE ENDING FUCKING DESTROYED ME ARE YOU KIDDING???? 42-Miles being the Prowler?? I'M NOT OKAY BUT I'M SO EXCITED to see what happens!!

But in all seriousness, all the feelings in the movie talked about and the the things left unresolved for the next movie is just. You can tell this was such a labour of love and all the animators were so happy and excited to work on it. I cannot wait for Beyond the Spider Verse!! I'm still buzzing!!

[hazelnut-u-out]

episode review time....

(contains spoilers for "ricktional mortpoon's rickmas mortcation")

let me preface this by saying i love rick and i do not want to sound like a hater lol.

i'm not even gonna pretend to be enthralled by the prospect of breaking this episode down. it was good, even great in a lot of ways, but... it broke a part of me, i think.

i feel betrayed. i feel morty's heartbreak. i really do.

it was a decent exploration of rick attempting to heal while he's not ready yet. he's not ready to move on and get better if it's going to be hard work.

...and honestly? i'm angry with him for that.

i'm angry with rick for victim blaming morty, yet AGAIN. for acting entitled to morty's forgiveness. for lying and tricking that little boy into thinking someone real cared about him.

for dragging a 14yo into something this heavy. this destructive. this reckless. this unforgiving and all-consuming.

GOD i am so sick of this. i'm all for rick's healing, but why is it being put before morty's every time? i mean... i get that there's four more seasons to go. morty has plenty of time to be given justice, but... i feel so bad for him.

i think i'm giving it a 7.5/10 after a rewatch because it really was wonderfully and realistically written.

i don't want to come across as too harsh, because i definitely do sympathize with rick. i don't think it's necessarily a bad thing to break the audience. i think that's a wonderful tool of art. nor do i think protagonists have to be good. it's just a harsh reality that your beloved protagonist is destined to be the villain in the story, though, and i feel like that's what rick is fated to be for morty.

i attribute most of my negative feelings towards my morty bias and my emotional attachment to the last episode.

okay... general thoughts, as always:

-is it bad to say i prefer rick bot over real rick? because, uhhh... i do. he wove his way into my heart by the end of all of this. poor dude. he really loved his family. i kinda wished we could've kept him around.

why couldn't we?

give morty a decent grandpa challenge: go!

i think he's my new favorite rick aside from c-137. what a badass wholesome peepaw of a dude!!!

-morty loves his family so damn much, and it feels like none of them have really earned that from him. he wants his family to have a nice christmas, even if his is going to shit.

-morty crying when curtis yelled at him made me tear up.

"he's busy and i hate him!"

it's just the last little thing he needed to break down. he's a little kid who's having the worst christmas imaginable, and... no one cares about fixing that for him.

other than rick bot.

-i actually loved the moment where rick says he'll get "neurotypical cooties," and implies that neurotypicals aren't creative. casual autism rep lol.

-rick victim blaming morty once again... ugh... bro just immediately regressed.

all morty had to do was say he was "boring." rick just proved that he'd have pulled another "the vat of acid episode" if he hadn't made rick bot.

how many hurtful things do you think you've said to morty, rick? bc i can guarantee it's a million times more hurtful than anything you've ever heard come from morty's mouth. especially "boring."

tbh... i think that it might say something about his character that he didn't do that, and he chose to give morty a better grandpa instead, but also...

ouch.

i know it's a statement about how he needs to tie up his unfinished business before he can move on and really put in the work, but... morty must just feel like he's not worth the effort of apologizing.

the man that morty follwed down into that lab isn't the one who said "i'm sorry." he's not the one that said "i love you too." he's not the one who hugged morty.

the man who said those things is not the grandpa that morty chose all the way back in "solaricks."

morty is consistently willing to put the work into helping rick, but he's constantly shown that rick can't be bothered to put the effort into helping him.

-the fact that morty felt bad for yelling at rick? i just wanted to tell him that he has a right to be upset...

-notice how not one member of the family mentions morty's absence from the holiday family time? yikes...

poor little guy.

i think this is why that reveal bothered me so much... he thought someone real cared about him. he thought a real person cared about saying "i'm sorry. i love you too." to him.

but no.

-what's even more heartbreaking? he learned to care about rick bot. that was the grandpa he wanted, but he doesn't even get to choose that, anymore.

"i don't want another you!"

-bro rick just won't let up. the lightsaber bit? GOD, man. just let the kid have a moment.

-something is so comically wrong with rick's ability to create AI systems lmao. they're always so sassy and go against his orders. the garage? the car? dude... maybe rethink your stance on AI autonomy. you're giving it more freewill than you allow your grandson.

-i literally can't even be upset with morty for being angry with rick. i'm here for it. smoke his ass, lil junebug!

-poor rick bot trying to come clean to his family. that guilt sure did eat him alive :((

look at him with his girls... :(

i guess that explains his softer voice acting for last ep and this ep. he's just a completely different rick.

-it kept making me upset that rick demonized morty over and over again for trying to stick up for himself. it was really hard to watch him not even try to pretend to care about earning morty's trust, respect, and forgiveness.

he HONESTLY thinks he's entitled to it.

-MORTY!! YOU ADORABLE LITTLE BADASS!

-curtis is such an ass lmao. gay icon.

-noticed these gay lil soldiers. ship them!!

-I. LOVE. RICK. BOT.

go dude, go!! he's honestly so sweet... i'm going to genuinely, deeply mourn this character.

-haha, how cute is it that morty acts like a little adventure expert? "slowly closing door! slide!"

-poor rick bot... suicidal ass :(

-dude, morty just cannot catch a break, huh?

"i've always wanted to fight with a lightsaber, but not like this! you ruined it!"

every time i think this kid is gonna get a piece of his childhood back, it's like... nope!

-the joke about the robot with lightsabers for eyes was actually so funny.

-okay, okay... the slow motion scenes WERE hilarious. i must admit.

-it broke me when morty said he was done with forgiveness... especially to see him follow rick down to that lab just a few moments later...

will he ever stop hoping that people can be better? will he ever stop sacrificing himself to his own detriment?

one thing about morty? he's gonna try to do the right thing. the noble thing.

-ugh... poor morty... i hate the fact that this pushed him to trust rick again. i hate the fact that he had to lose rick bot.

and rick twisting the meaning of rick bot's words, too? i don't think rick bot meant for rick to offer to drag morty into this.

oh, well... i can just tell this dynamic in s7 is going to be harrowing. morty just wants to believe his grandpa can be good. i hope he can :(

-lmao why is rick essentially curtis's tech sugar daddy? slay i guess?

-this ending scene is heartbreaking. morty once again a slave to his grandpa's madness? so obviously terrified? morty's just a kid, and what an unfair choice to force him to make...

"it's going to take over your life, morty!"

"it's the most painful shit i've ever been through and i'm fucking bringing you into it, because you asked for it!"

did he ask for it...? crying and sobbing.

i am super excited for the new season, though! it seems like they're gonna be ballsy and make it hyper-serialized when in comparison to the rest of the show, which... hell yeah!!

i guess i'm both excited and anxious to see what they do to my boys, though. i really need them to heal and work together. i was really starting to hope that rick was starting to treat morty like a partner- or, at least, a kid who's feelings, wants, and needs matter just as much as his own.

just like morty to lay himself upon the altar so that rick may bathe in his blood- a fitting sacrifice. a noble end.

i'm about to custom make a tee with morty's face on it that just says: "SAVE THE BABY 2023"

[lovely-josuke]

❝ROMEO Y JULIETA — SPIDERVERSE HCS

summary ; you ask miguel to rate songs from romeo santos and aventura after finding out he was a fan of him. (headcanon from bailamos juntos)

pairing ; miguel o’hara x hispanic fem!reader (no specific race stated)

note ; 🫡 back to doing my job for us. i’m gonna write miguel a fic based off one of these songs some time aka whenever i get the urge to write a full fic.

obsesión ; ten out of ten

this is a classic. he likes it and listens to it in his free time. of course, really low because he doesn’t want anyone knowing. if he’s not singing it, he’ll just nod his head along to it. pretty much to all his songs from romeo and aventura, you see that he nods his head along to the beat if he’s not dancing or singing. likes to call obsesión aventura’s image but not their best song.

miguel is such a hater of the whole “hello?” or calling parts in general for any song. not just obsesión, but all songs that have that concept. he thinks it’s overused and annoying. so why does it have a solid ten off the bat? because somehow aventura just made it work really well.

he likes that the beat and the instrumental of the song is consistent. it’s what he looks for a lot for. definitely told you to sing judy santos’ part so he could be romeo and you said no. now he’s stuck being judy while you’re romeo.

mi corazoncito ; ten out of ten

this. this is the essence of aventura. he doesn’t care what anyone says, mi corazoncito is the best song from aventura. it’s also his favorite so he listens to it a bit more than the others. in fact, let the man listen to it on repeat and he’ll be fine.

mi corazoncito is the main song he plays whenever he’s hinting that he wants to dance with you. miguel thinks that he’s sneaky when pressing play on the song but you were watching him the whole time as he searched it up. he used to ask lyla to play it but then when she caught on his pattern, she started teasing him about it so now he does it on his own.

he makes you dance with him every time and he sings his favorite lyrics to you. pretty much lives to dance with you. miguel hasn’t said it but he thinks about you whenever this song comes on. it’s his favorite aventura song so please dance it with him.

enseñame a olvidar ; five out of ten

he gives you the biggest side eye when you play this. he hates the whole switch up from bachata to whatever that was in the end. yet he still has it in his playlist? he’s a big fan but can admit when a part isn’t good.

it’s not miguel’s top favorites but he can definitely pull through the song. if you wanna dance with him to it that’s fine with him. he’s just judging that you chose this song out of all the ones you could have picked.

sure, he thinks it’s decent. it’s sounds and feels like an aventura song. but like before, it’s the ending that really ruins the whole vibe for miguel. he thinks it has a great start, great beat, great lyrics, but that ending didn’t do it any justice. not his to go to choice if you ask him.

el malo ; seven out of ten

doesn’t like the laugh at the end. he thinks that there was no reason for that. in fact, any laugh romeo makes in the songs he’ll tell you that he doesn’t like it. he also doesn’t like the intro and the outro. he has literally stopped dancing when those parts come on.

if you guys are by yourselves, he’s quick to skip it when it gets close to the end. he just feels like those parts don’t match the song. he’s told you that before so you weren’t expecting a good rating for the song. though the beat and the way romeo sang is really why it’s in his list of songs and why he still listens to it.

if it’s played at bailes, he gives you a smile while nodding his head to the dance floor so you two can go dance it together. another song where he lowly sings it while focusing on all his screens in his office. sometimes hums it too. it’s catchy, but still has a seven regardless of how many times he listens to it.

un beso ; seven out of ten

an aventura classic. definitely is his top favorite it’s good who doesn’t like this song? play this at a party and everyone’s getting their partners. so pretty much, the only reason miguel took away three points is because they take forever to start singing. the ending also throws him off a little but you like it so he goes along with it.

he loves the lyrics a lot. he thinks they’re really romantic. which led him dedicating it to you once while you were dancing to it alone. told you that you were that woman for him in the song and laughed at how cute your reaction.

un beso is one of the songs he dances with you much closer. this one though, he likes having his arms around your waist with yours around his neck. leans down to your ear and sings a few parts of it. mentions several times that you’re the woman romeo’s singing about. he actually dances this way whenever you two are alone and his eyes are usually closed.

dile al amor ; ten out of ten

you saw him smile a bit when you started playing this song to know what his thoughts were. just turns to you and asks, “bailamos?” that’s if you’re already not dancing with the previous songs 🫡 because trust me, you were.

top five favorites and he likes it when you both start singing the song together. he spins you a lot when it plays. he prefers to have your back against his chest, sometimes just swaying to it when it plays.

he would say it’s somewhat of a comfort song even if the lyrics are contradicting your relationship with him. but it just makes miguel want to hold you and be glad that you’re with him. a classic that you could never go wrong with.

por un segundo ; eight out of ten

he’s not a big fan of the chorus part where they switch from bachata for a split second. that’s all he has an issue with cause it throws him off beat. it feels like it would have been better if it didn’t have it. only reason why he took of two points.

like dile al amor, this is another song where she spins you around a lot. told you once that the song would represent how he feels if he ever lost you for any reason. another song he would play to ask if you want to dance with him.

he’s (not) totally normal about the whole “recuerda, por un beso mi corazoncito tuvo un obsesion,” part. that’s his second reason as to why he told you romeo was better when he was in aventura. you know it’s his favorite part cause you’ll catch him singing the lyrics when he thinks no one his hearing him.

eres mia ; ten out of ten

this. this is the essence of romeo. eres mia is his number one song outside of the aventura era. you hear this playing at bailes or any kind of party most of the time. so you’ll tell him it’s overplayed just to see his reaction and he shrugs, “with good reason.”

he likes everything about it. even the english lyrics which he has expressed distaste for in other songs. he feels that it all goes well with one another. sometimes relaxes in his chair with it playing in the background.

that being said, miguel has eres mia on whenever he’s taking his break to dance with you. prefers to have you much closer to this song. rolls his eyes when he hears you replacing “mia” with “mio” but goes along with it.

“that’s not how the song goes.”

“but you’re still mine so what’s the problem?”

secretly likes it, he won’t ever tell you though.

propuesta indecente ; nine out of ten

he thinks it’s pretty good. he likes it and will dance to it. it’s a song people think of when romeo’s name is said. he’d definitely call it “romeo’s image” but it’s not particularly his favorite. will call it a classic since it’s very popular when it comes to the bachata genre.

his only distaste for the song is, what he calls, the “salsa” beat. whatever you want to call it, it’s what takes the point away from being a solid ten for him. he doesn’t particularly hate it, but he doesn’t particularly like it. miguel’s just not complaining much when the song plays.

you notice he’s a little playful when this song is on. it’s not often but whenever he feels like it, he’ll probably say “hola, me llaman miguel. es un placer conocerla,” just like the song and gives you a kiss on your knuckles. then he’ll bring you in right after to start dancing with you.

imitadora ; winner

if he wasn’t dancing with you then (he totally was when mi corazoncito was on), he’s dancing with you now. you should have seen this coming, miguel loves this song. every time it plays, he always looks over at you with a smirk on his face.

this is another one he plays when he wants to dance. to be exact, all of his romeo santos playlists have imitadora. besides this is what he first danced with you to so yes, it has an even bigger meaning. he’s never gonna let you go during these four minutes.

miguel himself is not sure why he loves it so much. still, this is definitely one of the songs he’s going to have his arms around you. if he’s not dancing with you (which is rare), he’ll just hold you and kiss you. always likes to end it by either dipping you and watching your expression, or bringing you to his chest and kissing you as soon as it’s done.

bonus:

obsesión, english ver ; banned

please don’t ever play it again. he hates it so much. whole time miguel’s trying to pause the song while you keep playing it he’s arguing with you, “eso no es bachata. no me importa si lo canto romeo, eso no es bachata.” (t: that’s not bachata. i don’t care if romeo sang it, that’s not bachata.)

you ask him why he hates it. he just scrunches his nose up at you, “what do you mean? did you not hear the song right now?”

literally pretends that the song doesn’t exist.

you also played this right after imitadora and he stared at you like:

[oumaheroes]

I'm gonna send you a few, lol. But if you hate the ideas you can just delete them, np. #1: Matt's old iPod from 2008 is full of Nickelback music and Alfred tries to tease him for it. But Matt isn't ashamed bc Nickelback is great and y'all are haters.

I'm not sure this counts as fluff, Anon, but I hope you enjoy a real quick drabble of some bros being bros

Characters: America, Canada

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‘Move.’

‘What?’

‘Move.’

‘Jeez, snippy much,’ Alfred sat up from where he was sprawled along the entire length of Matthew’s sofa and instead twisted to prop his feet on the coffee table, ‘Where are your manners, boy?’

‘Dad doesn’t sound like that.’

‘And who said that was supposed to be the old grump?’

‘The terrible English accent you just did?’

‘Damn. Guess my inner dick head voice is English.’

Matthew sighed and placed the bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, where it stayed for merely a second before Alfred grabbed it up, ‘That’s not funny.’

‘Then why’d you smile?’

‘I didn’t smile.’

‘Aw, got gas then?’

Matthew somehow refrained from punching his brother on the arm and flopped heavily down next to him.

‘Woah woah woah, watch the landing there, Rocky.’

Matthew grabbed a handful of popcorn and popped a kernel into his mouth, ‘So what’d you pick next?’

‘The Martian.’

Matthew groaned.

‘Hey! What’s wrong with that?’

‘It’s terrible.’

‘No it isn’t? What’s wrong with you.’

‘Al, it’s a shit story.’

Alfred gave an exaggerated gasp and held a hand to his chest, ‘It is an awesome story, number one. Number two, people who have an iPod full of Nickelback don’t get an opinion on what’s shit and what’s not.’

‘How do you know what’s on my iPod?’

‘You left it at mine and I looked.’

Matthew blinked, ‘When? I don’t even use an iPod anymore.’

‘I dunno like... ten years ago?’

Matthew was thrown, ‘Wha... what’s that got to do with anything?’

‘You’ve got shit taste.’

Alfred gave him a sympathetic look and clucked his tongue, ‘I know it’s hard to accept, don’t worry. We can talk about something else.’

‘There’s nothing wrong with Nickleback.’

'So you still listen to them, then?'

'And?'

‘They’ve done some great songs.’

‘Sure they have.’

‘What are you, a walking naughties meme?’

Alfred shovelled a handful of popcorn into his mouth and dug around in the sofa cushions for the remote, ‘They’re bad.’

‘Tell me why they’re bad.’

‘They’re corny.’

‘And how are they corny?’

‘I dunno, they just are.’

‘You’re corny.’

‘Yeah.’ Alfred gave him a dazzling grin, ‘And even I think they’re bad.’

Matthew huffed and grabbed another handful of popcorn from the bowl, ‘Well, I like them.’

‘And I like The Martian.’ Alfred flicked a popcorn at his cheek, ‘Now shut up and turn turn the lights off.’

‘I’m picking the next one.’

‘If you can stay awake.’

‘I’m staying awake just to make you watch some French surrealism.’

‘Ugh.’

[marauders-peace]

Loving lies incorrect quotes

Masterlist Prologue - - - Part 7

So... I realized that my characters in my story don't have many moments. I can't write all the moments i would like to so i made something like behind the scenes for you, so you can connect with these characters. And for fun all of these are canon in my story.

It was only a little idea and I hope you will enjoy these <3

Maya and Lydia

Maya: You're ignoring all your problems. Lydia: I know. Maya: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism? Lydia: I'm ignoring that fact as well. Maya:

Lydia: You know me, Maya, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Maya: What? Lydia: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

Maya: Can you keep a secret? Lydia: Do you know anything about my love life? Maya: No, I don't. Good point.

Maya: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the black lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Lydia: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

Maya: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while class, so instead I have every morning Lydia saying ‘we need to talk after class.’ It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Seraph and Sirius

Seraph : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Sirius: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Seraph : You two suck together. Sirius: That's not constructive criticism.

Seraph : Quick! You must come with me! Your in great danger! Sirius: Why?! Seraph : Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.

Seraph: Is this mistletoe? Sirius: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Seraph: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Sirius: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Seraph and Leander

Seraph: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Leander: … Seraph: Oh, right. The lying.

Leander: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me. Leander: I mean, you listen to all my problems- Seraph: No, Leander I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.

Leander: Why are you like this?? Seraph: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Leander: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here. Leander: And if you don't well then fuck you. Leander: I'm looking at you, Seraph, you jealous mop.

Seraph: Wait you like me? For my personality? Leander: I know, I was surprised too.

Seraph: Dammit, Leander, you ruined everything between me and Sirius! Leander: You’re welcome.

Seraph and (y/n)

Seraph: Whisky, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. (Y/n): Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Seraph: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you. (Y/n): Thanks, Seraph! Seraph: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

Seraph: You’re overthinking this. (Y/n): You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Seraph. What if I’m underthinking?

Lydia and friends

Lydia: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

Lydia: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Lydia: How late were you up last night? Luis & Luke, in tandem: Me? Lydia: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Lydia, (thinking Maya was on a date) to Maya: You.

Luis: What's worse than a heartbreak? Lydia: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Luis: Hey, what are you reading? Luke: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. Luis: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Maya: So it’s just a Notebook? Luke: It’s just a Notebook.

Luis: Something tells me Lydia's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Lydia, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Maya isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

Luis: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse. Luke: You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" – that was you just now, dumbass. Luke: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" Fuck off. Maya: It would be cool if cars could fuck. Lydia: We... We still have horses.

Sirius and Leander

Sirius : Why can’t we all just get along? Leander: Because most of us are assholes, Sirius.

Sirius: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Leander: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Leander: Let’s not Sirius this into a worse situation than it already is. Sirius: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Leander, to Sirius: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

Slytherin friend group

Damien: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Phina: No, I said "Damien, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Damien: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Phina : Um…Neat. later Phina , lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Leander. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Leander, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Phina . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Seraph kissed me at the lake? Phina : Didn't you thank her? Leander: closes the book and looks at the ceiling I fucking thanked her.

Seraph: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Seraph: Cassie, where’s your report card? Cassie: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore. Seraph: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie? Cassie: What lie? Seraph: That you have friends.

Seraph: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Seraph: I am literally evil incarnate. Seraph: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Seraph: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Phina: Seraph has no idea I’m high. Seraph: You’re high? Phina: Oh, I’m sorry. Phina, leaning over to Cassie: Seraph has no idea I’m high.

Seraph: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Seraph lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Leander: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Damien: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Leander: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Seraph, on a walkie talkie: This is Seraph, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Damien, putting his hands over Phina's eyes: Guess who! Phina: It's either Damien or the cold, clammy hands of death. Damien, putting hishands away: It's Damien! Phina: Dammit.

Leander: I’m gonna die alone. Cassie: Leander, you’re not gonna die alone. Leander: Seraph, was my safety net, okay? She and Sirius got together and now I have to get a snake. Damien: Uh-huh. Why is that? Leander: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Leander: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Leander: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

Damien, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Seraph: Can I go to the bathroom? Damien, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

Damien: Am I right, Leander? Leander: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Phina: Hey, Seraph, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Seraph: Yeah. Phina: And you, Leander? Leander: Umm… yes? Phina: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Leander: Did she just-

Bonus:

Lydia, pointing at seraph: I hate her. Maya: I don't like her either but why do you hate her? Lydia: She is in every single chapter. Even the short ones! I just have one long conversation with the protagonist. Just one in which I tell her secrets we share! Maya: You have what. Lydia: You don't? Leander: At least you have conversations with the protagonist! I only have one in which I destroy her self-esteem and get in a fight with Sirius! Damien: Please don't complain about that. Luke: At least you had more than two sentences. Phina: I had literally no conversation with the protagonist. I only made fun of them. I only interact with Seraph and Cassie. Leander: At least I have many interactions with Seraph. Phina: Fuck you. Cassie: Wait you guys said something?Phina: Shut up. Cassie: Sorry. Seraph: What are you talking about? Lydia: Nothing. Seraph: Are the side characters fighting? Maya: Please, piss off. Seraph, laughing: I'm so relieved I'm not a side character. Luis: Well I was in two stories just saying. Seraph: Fuck you. Laughing in the distance. Sirius: Amateurs.

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[maddy-ferguson]

Kinda the same energy as l**mi*****

you censoring it is so funny😭 (it's lesbian mlvn) but yeah i was gonna say, i was afraid it was too mean but it definitely has the same energy to me, especially the way it's being done these past few weeks. genderbending stuff has never been my thing not really i can be like imagine if they were boys/girls for five minutes for fun (i got an ask like that about jackieshauna recently) but what prompted this recent lesbyler movement is the whole you don't care about rovickie so you hate lesbians accusations...accusations that annoy me just as much as the next person i said so in june. but if the answer you have to "you don't care about lesbian ships" is "yes i do look i made the gays lesbians instead" then i'm very sorry but you made the accusation look more legit to me😭 obviously i don't think people doing it are lesbophobes that would be nonsensical since most of them are queer women/lesbians themselves but it's just a very strange way to go about beating the allegations. making characters that aren't women (in this case lesbians) women (in this case lesbians) to prove that you care about women (in this case lesbians) doesn't really work, it's not very convincing.

i've said before that i would have loved for a relationship that i see as having the most care put into it, with the most build up and narrative significance in one of the biggest shows to be a lesbian relationship because well of course i would i'm a lesbian myself but you know...there's other shows out there...with great lesbian ships...and saying you wished this particular ship were lesbians irks me because it makes it sound like the experiences are interchangeable? when they're really not, it's queer boys in the 80s for a reason. of course the experiences are similar in a lot of ways, that's why literally most bylers are queer women, because it hits close to home for a lot of us too. but i'm tempted to say if you don't like that the experiences are still different, if you don't like that they chose to highlight the gay guy in the 80s experience or if you would love lesbyler sooo much more then maybe...find actual lesbian ships idk. i know no other ship/show will be the same but it really just rubs me the wrong way it feels disrespectful in so many different ways.

i think it's weird to imply that any lesbian ship is inherently better and more interesting (not talking about personal taste) and that a gay ship is lesser on account of being a gay ship, and when your answer to "if you think this gay ship with four seasons of build up is more interesting than this lesbian ship with three scenes you hate lesbians" is making the gay ship lesbians you're not exactly disagreeing with them to me. i know it's being creative and like an au or whatever but the way this recent resurgence came about reads as feeling guilty for liking a gay ship better to me and i just have to say you don't have to do all that...especially because making the one canon gay character a lesbian just is not impressive pro-lesbian activism😭 is canon sexuality erasure no longer a fandom crime what's the world coming to!

any attempt at making a ship "more progressive" than it is is bound to fail and feel fake to me and at least when it's lesbian mlvn it's going from a straight ship to a lesbian ship (as much as i dislike lesbian mlvn lol), when it's lesbian byler...like changing their gender so they can be lesbians and going see i like lesbians instead of being or getting invested in lesbian ships and actual lesbian characters is proving the haters right in a way to me sorry. you don't have to apologize for being interested in byler more it's really not that serious.

[brookiidookiii]

what are your favorite and least favorite ships? 👀

Oh boy do I have a lot of opinions

- tbh I like a lot of Jo ships. Jock joeather jomaria,, ngl lately I’ve been in a joeather mood. Her x any girl is always a classic. The only guy I can ship her with is brick really 😭 I think they have really good chemistry. And I am a sucker for rivalries + it’s been a childhood OTP. I low key thought they were gonna end up together when I first watched s4.

Now I could write essays on joeather forever. Their rivalry could’ve been something great but the writers were awful. I think Jo should kiss her enemies

- yeah sorry I’m a duncney enjoyer and I do not care how toxic they were. Adds flavor. Heathney is excellent too. Courtney just needs someone who will enable her bad behavior (also sorry I prefer heathney over gwourtney). The TikTok fandom is really annoying about duncney tho because I’ll see videos about how “why does no one ever talk about how toxic duncney is :(“ while all the tumblr fandom does is talk about how they can make them worse lmaooo

- samkota is my favorite canon couple

- MKulia duhhhh I’ve been a shipper since I watched the reboot, which I started watching probably a month before s2 got released. Toxic yuri

- Chemma in the sense that it’s ironic and I can just make memes about them I don’t actually like them

- gwoey ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

- Trent x Lindsay is a secret rarepair of mine. They can be cute

- SKYELLLAA as much as I love toxic yuri I love wholesome stuff too. I think they are neat

- sanders x MacArthur. Idek how to explain what kind of relationship they’d have but I think they are both butch lesbians. MacArthur you are my lord and savior

Okay least favorites let’s go. Also heads up I don’t really care for any of the m/m ships 😭 mostly because I don’t care for many of the male characters lol

- zoke. They didn’t even do anything wrong like I LIKE them but they’re just so boring and unentertaining that what’s even the point yk. And when Zoey got superpowers after Mike left. Stop. Secondhand embarrassment. Like in s4 they were obnoxious at best but in all stars that made me truly pray on their downfall. I like fanon zoke.

In my mind they had a sweet romance that lasted a few years until they got a bigger divorce and left on good terms

- any and all Noah ships sorryyyy he’s overrated and I don’t like Noah at all. I don’t get the hype around alenoah it’s not that good. Everytime someone calls MKulia yuri alenoah an evil politician gets another year added to their life. I don’t like you. Like I get why people like noco. Just pure fluff, which isn’t for me, and they did have that ear kiss which was something, but I still hate it

I saw someone say alenoah was basically just aleheather without heather and yeah. Everytime I see someone list out the reasons Alejandro would be into Noah it’s just the same reasons Alejandro’s into heather.

Also MKulia is more like joeather anyway but whateva,,

- I don’t even make that many sexuality headcanons bc I guess I just don’t think about it but I can tell you who’s straight. Damien is straight. He is the most heterosexual person the series has ever made. I don’t think he should be shipped to with men. Also Wayne is straight

- sugella because as much as I love toxic yuri, that doesn’t even sound like fun toxicity just misery. It’s not for me 😭 I still stan sugar tho

- ripaxel. I tried to like it SORRRYYYY ripper is annoying and he needs the death penalty. Everytime they’re compared to jock I lose a year off my life. Ripaxel is what jock haters think jock shippers like. You are all wrong.

Axel is my queen and lord and savior. It’s okay babygirl we can ride off into the sunset together

- prileb. Why did it exist. I hate this. But seeing priya in love was pretty cute I gotta admit

- gwuncan. Self explanatory

- Scottney cause wtf 😭😭😭 once again I like them in the sense that I can make memes about it but bro SCOTT???? Courtney you can do better than that thing. Scott has skidmarks

- fanon brott 💀💀💀 I don’t like fanon brick in general. Y’all do him dirty. Ong Scott would not let brick use him as his Barbie doll for clothes. Scott would make fun of brick for liking fashion. Do you know nothing about Scott? Saw someone once say that they would watch legally blonde together HELL NO.

Also I really really hate that when I go out looking for jomaria fanfics, they’re only ever tagged as side couples in brott fics. Are you kidding me.

- bro the malejandro fanfics 😭 who is writing these things. Some of those titles make me lose it. I think we all should stop acknowledging mal and all stars existences

- gwody. Once again that big ass chin motherfucker doesn’t deserve Gwen.

- Jo x any other guy. Sorry. She doesn’t deserve any of those fuckers. Jock is the exception because at least he’d treat her right but even then he’s just a guy

- I don’t like Scott x anyone in general. Even Dott I’m hesitant because it would never work out and that’s what makes it soooo fun to explore because in the end she always ends up killing him

bruh most of these yaoi ships piss me off idk I don’t get the appeal for any of them. But I draw whatever people ask from me idrc it’s not a big deal LOLLL

Also this fandom is so goddamn cringe for calling straight couples yuri/yaoi. YOU LOOK EMBARRASSING OKAY

There’s a lot more couples I dislike than like tbh. I don’t think this fandom or its opinions sorry guys

[beardedmrbean]

Just wanted to clarify on another ask I sent; I never said Johnny Depp SHOULD be the face of male abuse victims, nor was I saying he will be or he wanted to. Just to clarify.

Though it sounds like he cares.

I was saying haters were quick to say he shouldn't be the new face of male victims from here on. But they don't mean that in a compassionate or "don't give him an ego" sense. More so, "we hate to acknowledge that we lost," sense if that's clear enough.

Which is funny when many of those haters also try to twist him winning as something you should thank feminism for. MeToo says, "go to hell," to most victims of female on male abuse/rape and still sides with Heard over Depp, yet they still think Feminism has a monopoly on what to do with a gender they don't believe can be victims.

What a planet we live on.

Love this blog!

agree and disagree, hear me out

It would be great to have him out there doing all of that, and I hope he does come out and do some different things to aid abused men, there's just too many people who firmly believe that he's the abuser in that situation and it's not just the misandrists who will claim that a woman who broke her hand punching a random dude is the real victim either.

Part of that can be summed up by looking at if people even believe men can be abused.

the first 4 here when I search 'woman assaults man social experiment' are what I looked for, the rest are all about men assaulting in some way or another and a few kidnappings, there's a lot more as you scroll too.

the butt pinching one is in there twice.

inb4 bing, ya they're better than google is by a long stretch since they're not running a algorithm that can be manipulated.

I think if they want to do a PR campaign for male victims of domestic violence a good option would be using pictures of the perpetrators of that violence looking like they would in every day life and then listing their crimes underneath it.

Here's another example, from the A Voice For Men wiki page

Very roundabout way for the author to say that men should suck it up and let women abuse them and not fight back.

That's showcased in video 3 up there.

Male DV victims got a good boost from his very public ordeal, but it's insane how far we still have to go.

It'd be nice to be able to have the guy come round and do some PSA's that's for sure, but if you really want to get the point driven home there's gonna be other ways that will likely be more effective.

Posters or billboards with the kids of male victims of DV who were killed by their abuser with something like 'It doesn't just hurt men' up there with a statement about male DV victims.

Since society doesn't really give a shit about men anyhow so pointing at the children and saying it deprives them might actually do some good.

I'm gonna cut it here, since it's getting a bit heavy in my head but I will end with a website suggestion.

The Art Of Manliness is a good website, lot of good stuff for guys there, some good tongue in cheek stuff too.

It's a foil to people like andrew tate because TAOM doesn't go with the misogyny bs he does, it's just a really good site to hit up every once in a while for guy things.

I went through to find beard oil reviews and such at one point and got way more info than I bargained for.

Which was super nice