#he was a sweetie tho. if you ignore everything else

[no-one-hears-me]

boutta ask my bro if he has any hot friends to send my way as a distraction

[dxrksong]

OK HEAR ME OUT!! DC X DP AU

WITH THIS

BUT WITH CAPTIAN MARVEL

AND DANNY HAD RAISED BILLY BEFORE HE WAS REINCARNATED AND CAME BACK A FEW YEARS LATER BECAUSE OF GZ SHENANIGANS

There's just this ghost like being being held in JL captivity and all of a sudden Marvel just crashes through the wall and tackles the being before suddenly crying!

He missed his parent damn it!

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"Who's my little champion? You are, you are! Who's my little champion? You are, you are!"

The voice carried through the halls of the watchtower gently, bearly being able to penetrate the walls and floors of the space station.

But it was just enough to reach Captian Marvel's ears all the same. And just like that, a feral part of his brain activated and he was tearing through the halls, trying to find the source of the song with no concern to those around him, not even a "sorry" being said to any workers that got knocked over.

The moment he pinpointed the sound, he dove through the metal walls as if they were tissue paper and dove for the person on the other side.

"MOM!!!"

Easily caught as if he weighed nothing, Danny wrapped Billy into a hug.

"Bill-star! There you are!"

And every single emotion that had been building up that day just gushed out as Billy Batson aka Captian Marvel sobbed into his parent's shoulders.

"Also it's "Dad" now, sweetie."

"Daaad!"

Memories of his adopted mother coming home with a cheerful call. A call that always spoke "I'm home. I'm here"

And Billy could only sink into his Father's arms, ignoring everything else around them.

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The JL that were interrogating Danny: ...... WHAT?!

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If it was the Robin's tho? He'd be their imaginary friend/parent when their family wasnt

And it'd be birdybirdybirdy!

Jason would probably be instantly cured of pit rage fkdbsjsd.

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If you say something enough times with something ALWAYS positive behind it like: "I GOT COOKIES!!", even a honey badger would come running.

And they usually don't care lmao.

If it's reversed I can see someone going "ghostyghostyghosty" and getting immediately tackled

[kindnessisweakness2]

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Sitting on one of the bar stools in the clubhouse, a bag of ice resting on her hand, Emily was crimson red with embarrassment. "I'm Sorry, this is not how i expected things to go. I seriously just wanted to sign the paperwork and go." Jax smiled at her panicked expression. "Its fine Darlin'. Its his own fault for not getting the hint." Tig chose that moment to pipe up. "Did you mean it tho? About fucking every man that dont have an old lady. Cuz if you did, I'm first yeah?" Emily started to laugh and immediately Jax knew he loved the sound. "Sure, Why not!" She was glad no one was pissed at her for causing trouble. "Ignore him, he's a pervert." Jax rolled his eyes as Tig glared at him, but before anyone else could say anything the clubhouse door was slammed open. Emily watched as a young blonde woman with hardly any clothes came storming in. "Im guessing your Emily?" She questioned with all the attitude she could muster. Not even moving from the bar stool, Emily nodded at the girl. She was completely confused. She'd never laid eyes on this woman before and there was clearly an issue. "You've just broke my old mans nose! How fucking dare you!" The woman screeched. Emily's eyes widened in shock, but laughter came tumbling out of her mouth before she could stop it. "Oh my god. Your the whore with the lace panties!" Turning to Jax, Emily raised both hands up and giggled. "Mystery Solved!" Turning back to the very angry blonde. "Hate to break it to you sweetie, but if your expecting prince charming you are sorely sorely mistaken. Dont expect good sex, he's shit in bed. But im guessing since your already so uptight and moody you already know that. Also You'll have to have his dinner on the table when he's home, he wont eat it but he wants it there, even just to throw it away. Dont expect gifts on your birthday or even your anniversary. Oh and Dates? No youll never get them, unless you pay the bill. 6 years i was with thats asshole and hes never brought me so much as a drink!" Emily laughed again at the shock on the womans face. "And just so you know. That amazing bike he no doubt rode you around on? I paid for it sweetie!" Emily picked her drink up from the bar and took a sip. "So good luck, your welcome to the absolute waste of a man." The woman was clearly lost for words as she stomped back out of the clubhouse without another word or a backwards glance. "Was that mean?" She asked Jax and Tig. Jax shook his head. "No, i dont think so." He smirked at her. And even in her angry scorned state she couldnt help but think how fucking sexy he was.

"JAX!" The man she now knew was called Chibs, shouted. His voice echoed through the clubhouse. Worriedly all three of them made their way outside, just in time to see a police car drive in and David Hale exit. Jax groaned in frustration. Fuck. This was the last thing the club needed. Expecially since they have 6 oil barrells in the garage, each full of a dozen unassembled AK-47'S. Stepping in front of Jax, she pulled her hair out of her messy bun, took off her button up and shifted her breasts in her bra to extenuate her cleavage."Leave it with me." She hissed at him and made her way over to the deputy swaying her hips a little more than necessary, Gemma quickly following behind her. "Hey David, Hows it going?" She spoke softly leaning against the police car. "Hey Emily. Had a call about a fight. Just came to check it out." He eye'd the club who were stood watching the scene unfold. "Yeah sorry that was my fault." Raising her bruised knuckles and pouting. "Bit of a domestic, but everything's fine now. Noah's at St Thomas if you want to take a statement. I punched him, broke his nose i think. I accept all charges. This isnt anything to do with SAMCRO. Its me you need to talk to." David looked to Gemma, "That true?" He questioned. Gemma raised her eyebrows. "You heard her." The look of frustration on David's Face made Emily want to laugh but she held it back. "Do you need a ride home? I dont think you should stay here with them. There not good people Emily." A Scowl settled on her face at his comment. "I can look after myself, Thank you David. Think Jax might take me home, ill take a harley over a cop car anyday." David went bright red at the comment. Clearing his throat, he nodded and got in his car. She blew him a kiss and a wave as he drove out of Teller Morrow. Gemma eyed the young girl as she put her bright hair back up in a messy bun. She was trouble alright. "What the fuck was that?" Gemma questioned as the rest of the club made their way over. "What? i had to help since i caused the trouble. You want him looking for an excuse to search the clubhouse. Do you think im completely stupid to the shit you guys do? David Hale has had a thing for me since the day i moved to Charming. I was using what i know to get him to fuck off. It worked didnt it?" Emily Snapped. It had been a long day and so much shit has happened she didnt have the mental capacity for another argument. "Listen Mamma Bear can i just sign this fucking paperwork? I've been here almost all day." Gemma couldnt help the smirk that settled on her face.

She liked this girl.

[waywardangel-wilds]

all the recent parent everlark fanart…they’re totally the type of parents to gross out their kids with affection. and both of them think they’re not bad because it’s nothing like what they were doing for the capitol. but the disgustingly sappy looks and constant touching must be disgusting to the kids and haymitch. plus peeta is a flirt

Anon, have you been in my brain recently? Was that you dusting and fluffing the pillows? How else would you know one of my favorite headcannons???

Katniss and Peeta are annoying because they don't know they're annoying. They're out there, holding hands like it's freaking middle school, looking at each other like the other person somehow hung the moon, smiling over nothing like the economy isn't a mess. Like brooo leave some joy for the rest of us!!

Nah, I'm joking, if any couple gets a free pass to be publicly in love (quite literally in front of my salad) it's them. Their kids are cool with it until middle school and high school, at which point it starts to get embarrassing. There's no intense PDA, but somehow, that's worse. They're just so in love it just comes off them, like a sticky aura of joy. Willow once complained to her BFF about having happily married parents, "UGH, why can't my parents get divorced too?" Her friend rolled her eyes and told her her father was beekeeping age.

Willow has lots of girly sleepovers at home (Katniss and Peeta don't want her sleeping at any other house), and she's constantly pushing her friends into her room to avoid the dinner theatre that is her father hitting on her mother. He makes a whole game of it, including audience involvement! Her friends don't mind, they think they're sweet (At least one of them thinks one or both of them are hotties), but Willow would rather die than let her friends watch her dad winking at her mom while he sings poorly about how pretty and dark her braid is.

Rye generally doesn't feel personally affected beyond the usual embarrassment. It gets more annoying once he starts bringing girls over and their eyes just glaze over, dreaming about being that in love. He's not sure he's ready for this yet! He just wanted to go to the tonsil hockey tryouts! His dad does tell him off for that one when his mom asks why his latest girlfriend doesn't come over anymore. What was he supposed to do? Not complain about how the parentals ruined his shot at being a playa???

In adulthood, Willow's attitude changes to "When will it be my turn!!!" To Peeta's horror (she wants to get married? And leave this house?!?!?), Rye's rolling eyeballs, and Katniss's confusion ("Marriage isn't everything sweetie," "that easy for YOU to say" "Um, Peeta, tap in" "NO BOYS! Stay with daddy forever, pretty please?" "DAD! Let me live!!") Rye doesn't care anymore, he's accepted the embarrassing aura (he found a girl, and Willow can't believe he's gonna get married before she's even moved in with a guy - Katniss: back in my day, we didn't care about marriage. Peeta: that was y-OW, OH, yeah! Pfft, being single is awesome!)

After that mess, the kids appreciate their parents for being the cute elderly couple holding hands on a park bench that they've always been. (Ignore that run-on sentence). It's fine. Someone tell Dad the jokes aren't funny tho, no one wants to think about their parents like that. Also, the singing? Painful.

[nogenderbee]

Hey there! Can I request a Project Sekai event request? I’m not sure my last request came through (bad internet), so if it did: could you please only take this one into consideration? Sorry and thanks in advance! (Also, if you don’t mind, I have a preference for guys - but you don’t have to take that into consideration if you want).

* What nickname would I call my lover? - Well, I only use nicknames if I’m really comfortable with someone. When it comes to that, I go all out. Babe, darling, sunshine, sweetie, light of my life, anything flamboyant or dramatic enough. Also, various words or names that remind me of their original names (like Anna - Annie, Annabelle, Anode, Anion - don’t ask). I usually say these things in a joking manner.

* What are my hobbies? - Oh boy, this is a tough one. I love doing anything manual that I can do while listening to my favourite music or audiobook. This includes painting, sewing, gardening, anything really. I also love horse riding (anything with animals).

* What is my perfect date idea? - I honestly wouldn’t mind anything as long as I can spend quality time with my lover (just us two, so not a nightclub). However, I love going for long walks and talking about any topic that comes to mind with my lover. These can be in the city (fun walks, pointing out pretty houses or stopping by interesting shops), but I’ve always wanted to go for a long hike with someone in a secluded, beautiful place where we can enjoy the nature.

* What is something I hate in others? - Goodness… I really hate when people are overly argumentative and pick fights just for the sake of conflict. I hate when people are superficially nice without being genuine (they also often give backhanded compliments). I don’t like it when people underestimate or ignore me. One last thing: I hate it when people do tasks assigned to me themselves or try to explain things I already know to me.

* What are my main personality traits? - I’m a different person in many surroundings. Around people I don’t know or I’m not comfortable around, I’m shy, quiet and a total airhead. Around my friends… I’m dramatic, funny, flirty and confident. I also have a side I rarely show to anyone: deep down, I can get really sad. I’m sometimes very sensitive and very unsure of myself. I’m very, very imaginative.

* What activities/hobbies do I like? - Like I said before, I live anything manual and active. I like horse riding, sailing, arty stuff (not drawing though).

* What activities/hobbies don’t I like? - I really don’t like studying (even though I get good grades). I don’t like group projects at school (I like doing everything by myself or I won’t have to motivation to do my part). I don’t like highly theoretical conversations or activities.

Thanks for reading! 💖✨💞

Hii! I did saw your previous order but you were just kinda long in the line so it took me some time... But I kept the order and just took this one instead of previous one! I also kept in mind that you prefer boys so let's get into it~

I pair you with...

🥁🥁🥁

Rui Kamishiro!

⊱ believe me when I say, you exchange many different nicknames all the time, like there could even be different nickname per sentence! And he definitely loves it~

⊱ you cannot tell me that he doesn't make his inventions with music in background so he wouldn't mind that in you! Be it both of you listening to something else on headphones or listening to the same thing through speakers

⊱ as for dates, he's kinda similar but even tho he doesn't mind crowd that much, he does prefer focusing on just you. And when it's about walks, he's a big fan of evening walks but he can understand if you prefer ones during the day. And he definitely won't mind either of them, especially since he can spend time with you and possibly hold your hand~

⊱ now for your traits! He's friends with Nene so he's used to you acting a bit different around star gets and around people you're close to. As much as he finds your shy self cute, he enjoys your flirt side much more as you two can just flirt with each other as if it's competition. As for side when you just feel sad... Rui is rather observant type so he quickly noticed that and is on his way to secretly comfort you through it or if you tell him yourself, he'll be more direct with comforting

⊱ as for the fact you like doing things himself, he does understand it and obviously let's you but he also sometimes asks you if you need help just out of care for you

Currently you and Rui going back home from the calm walk. It was already evening so of course he couldn't just leave you like that. On your way you passed through many shops and even if they were closed, you just liked to ramble about what you recently bought there for example. It was just usual walk full of ramblings for both of you.

"Darling, I was actually thinking of going to the same cafe you just pointed out! I take it as a hint that I should take you there for our next date~"

"Well who am I to refuse, sunshine?"

"Fufu~ I'm just irresistible I guess~ But don't worry, I promise I'll make this date worth your time~"

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[reginarubie]

The younger, more beautiful Queen - Cersei and Sansa (and Daenerys and Margaery; and Brienne of Tarth)

When Cersei recalls Maggy the Frog's prophecy about her being casted down by a younger, more beautiful queen we were all ready, thinking that younger, more beautiful Queen was supposed to be Sansa; then Margaery entered the picture and how could anyone actually ignore the dragon queen in the east and the threat she posed to Cersei and everything she stood for?

At which point many theorized each and every of three girls, younger and all described as beautiful may be the younger, more beautiful queen and would fulfill a part of Cersei's prophecy, each taking something she cared for from her. Which has many merits, especially thinking about how much Martin dislikes prophecies and likes playing around with them nudging towards the realization that we as people are the one who make our own destiny with Cersei being the real catalyst of everything Maggy the Frog prophetized for her.

Under the cut, my own personal vision of this prophecy and why I think that, no matter who will actually cause Cersei's downfall directly, Sansa (assuming she ending as QitN is also book!endgame, which we have good reason to believe it shall be so) is actually the younger, more beautiful queen.

People way more talented than me have already talked about this matter, but I wanted to give my input about it as well because I like to talk and this has been sitting in my files way too long and now I've decided to share with you all to see what you think about it.

Beneath her golden curls, the girl's face wrinkled up in puzzlement. For years after, she took those words to mean that she would not marry Rhaegar until after his father Aerys had died. "I will be queen, though?" asked the younger her.

"Aye." Malice gleamed in Maggy's yellow eyes. "Queen you shall be ... until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear."

Anger flashed across the child's face. "If she tries I will have my brother kill her."

Maggy 's prophecy has haunted Cersei all these years since first the words had been uttered and it's no wonder. Now, we know Cersei married the king - Robert Baratheon, first of his name - after he had won the Realm through conquest and we also know that the other part of Maggy's prophecy, about Cersei having three children and the King many more than her. So it stands to reason that this part may also come to be true in some way or the other.

Though show!canon has derailed and distanced itself from book!canon, it must hold some kind of importance that Cersei asks Jaime to find Sansa and kill her especially if we connect it with what child Cersei told Maggy the Frog "if she tries I will have my brother kill her"; while she easily, in the show, decides she will be the one to cause Margaery demise as well as Daenerys's.

But let's break the prophecy and try to determinate what exactly it may mean to Cersei now.

Maggy tells her that she will be the Queen for a time, which we know to be the truth, and that she will have three children while the king (Robert) will have over seventeen. She also tells Cersei that one day another may come, that she will be younger and more beautiful.

Note, the first person we know Cersei describes as beautiful, by her words, is Sansa both in show and the book.

In the very first episode of the series, when Martin was still very much part of the writing process of the episodes, Cersei comments on Sansa's beauty and on how it would be wasted in the North (foreshadowing in my opinion Sansa growing past her enamourment with beauty and return North to stay, but I digress).

While in Sansa VI, AGOT, she states "such a beautiful child. I do hope you know how much Joffrey and I love you"

Also, note that this is said about Margaery Tyrell in AFFC in Cersei III: “When all the vows were spoken, the king and his new queen stepped outside the sept to accept congratulations. "Westeros has two queens now, and the young one is as beautiful as the old one," boomed Lyle Crakehall, an oaf of a knight who oft reminded Cersei of her late and unlamented husband.”

(Guess maybe it can’t be Margaery after all tho I do remember someone saying someone else, someone younger — Catelyn about Sansa — would grow even more beautiful than she was and though she did not mean to confront Sansa with Cersei, but with herself, the phrasing did stuck me as strange)

So this girl coming to cast Cersei down will be younger (and all candidates for the place are younger than Cersei) and more beautiful (now this could be as simple as a math count of how many times each candidate is described as beautiful and confront that number with Cersei's).

The counts now stands as following:

Sansa: 18 times (without sharing those times with anyone, all on her own; 2 times she is defined as more beautiful than someone older)

Drawing by @innocent-enyo; sorry I took your pics, I fell in love with them! If it bothers you I will take them down!

Cersei: 17 times (thyo sometimes shared with Margaery so the counts, if we count the shared times with Margaery goes up to 20)

Drawing always by innocent-enyo.

[honorable mention] Brienne of Tarth: 8 times (wouldn’t it be just perfect if Brienne did manage of convince Jaime to fuck loyalty and follow her instead of Cersei? Oh wait… that’s already show canon) after all if every girl can be the another younger, more beautiful who will take (something) everything from Cersei why not Brienne the Beauty?, especially since it’s said sarcastically yet she is far more fair and beautiful in character than Cersei is. I would appreciate the irony and the twist, all I am saying 🤷🏼‍♀️

Drawing by Lucas Werneck.

Margaery: 7 times(of which 3 shared with Cersei)

Margaery Tyrell by innocent-enyo as well.

Daenerys: only 5 times (?! I am surprised as well, tho to be fair she is described as the most beautiful woman in the world once and she was asked if she had grown more beautiful in a lapse of time, but never confronted to another older)

Daenerys Targaryen by innocent-enyo again!

So we have a neck-to-neck between Sansa and Cersei.

And tho I do think each girl will fulfill part of the prophecy (to save Margaery from her marriage to Joffrey he is killed, which catalyses the series of events which brings to Tywin’s death and Myrcella’s; Brienne did convince in the show Jaime to leave Cersei behind for a time; Sansa took her legacy in a way becoming the second ruling queen of a kingdom of Westeros; Margaery in a way took away Tommen as well in the show since learning of her death he committed suicide; Daenerys took the throne and the promise of the child in the show) I think Sansa will be in the end the younger more beautiful queen because the stress on the prophecy is put on the fact that this Queen will take everything Cersei’s holds dear…

…what did Cersei want? [note; now we enter in the show only realm and book hypothesis of the story since we have yet to see the last two books]

To save and protect those she loved; she failed by her ultimate fault;

have the younger, more beautiful queen and enemy killed by her brother (lover)

To sit on the throne as queen regnant because she feels she deserves it.

To be with the man she loves publicly.

What did Sansa achieve by the end of the show:

She marched her troops South and managed to get Jon free and her plotting assured that her siblings were safe (they protected her as well)

Her “brother” (lover?, Martin I have faith in you) killed her rival (Daenerys) to protect her and their family.

She gains the North independence and is named Queen in the North and is the queen with the strongest power love and loyalty (“Ned Stark’s daughter will speak for them, she’s the best they could ask for” and “we didn’t choose you to rule us m’lady but perhaps we should have”)

I truly believe in the books she will end up (or it will be hinted at) with a man she loves or will grow to love.

So, imo, while each and every girl may take something from Cersei and perhaps none of them (fAegon I’m looking at you, sweetie) or only one of them will manage to directly cause her death and defeat in the end Sansa will be the younger, more beautiful Queen because all that Cersei held dear and wanted she managed to achieve and she will be remembered the way Cersei wanted to be remembered, which is ultimately imo the true meaning of Maggy the Frog’s prophecy.

[merakiui]

welcome to the day a duck ruins your perception of items in genshin impact. i uh. made some items in genshin impact as yandere boys and what they're like sort of?? you could try and burn your eyes now. ;) adepti seekers stove- he's going to be a tsundere no buts or uhts. he's the type of yandere that's trying to be protective and failing miserably everytime. so being impatient and angsty. so, he resorts in kidnapping you instead. but hey look on the bright side! even when you're kidnapped you can have delicious meals and snacks! secretly likes to cook for you a lot, but he won't admit it even in death. just don't question why there's a lingering scent of sleeping potions in your meal and you'll be good as jolly jee! probably wants you to help him in the kitchen, since he once heard that couples do that. would probably give you self esteem issues down the line. "didn't i tell you to not get hurt? are you that much of an idiot?? here. have this it'll lessen the pain just a bit so we can walk back home. just drink it already." windsong lyre- smug bastard, smug shit. he's probably a player or just overly dramatic with everything. maybe he's righteous or something.. likes to show off his music skills a lot. he sucks at it tho. gaslights you probably in public places to add more pressure, because people are staring like you're having a performance or something. calls you love even if he's pissed at you for not listening to him, or accusing him of being toxic or suspecting him of being your stalker that always watches you from your window at 2am! would make you paranoid a lot. loves kissing your cheek and tickling you. he's a closeted pervert. you're gonna have to move in an isolated place too, he will spread rumours of you being his lover. "love, I'm sure that you're just overreacting. plus even if i was the stalker that you're talking about I wouldn't be oh so casually talking to you in public when I could've been hiding! jeez it's like your going crazy." wind-blessed harpastrum- such sweety! just so wholesome bakes you a pie in tuesday sweet. seems patient too but beware he will break your legs when you get a little bit too bratty for his tastes. touch starved too and it shows, that's why he loves to cuddle you lots! really obsessed with what you think of him. if you say you hate him he'll tear up and try to convince you that he's good, but if you pretend that you like him he'll shower you with uncomfortable affection and confessions. really great at making bombs and torture weapons too. probably sewed in a bomb inside your body threatened that he will kill you with it if you leave. bad at darts and archery. if you say that to him he'll laugh and take out his diploma saying that he's too smart for those childish games. he's impulsive in decision making. "haha. you know. you almost escaped from me back there. but hey! now you won't do anything stupid like that ever again if you can't walk." windblume balloon: listen man. im going to be killed but he's an airhead, pun intended right there. probably lowkey manipulative and doesn't even know it yet or chooses to ignore it. protective of you a lot. really delusional to the point that he rationalizes your escape as someone kidnapping you. so say goodbye to whoever poor stranger who was trying to help you escape they'll be greeted by an arrow through their head once he finds you. has a habit of holding your hand because he's afraid you might disappear from his line of sight and leave him all alone. if you let go tho he'll gorilla grip your hand, might crush it too. just very overprotective. he also doesn't know that he's an airhead. yeah."hm? why do i like holding you hand..? i just like it.. your hand makes me feel... uh. safe..? is that the word for it? ah. it was the word loved." wind catcher- he's a full on sadist. throw all of your escape plans out the window, this guy will climb a mountain and ride any wind current available to catch and torture you. persistently trying to make you like him atleast a bit. yeah, he's that kind of delusional. would teasingly push you

of a cliff as a 'light' punishment. dark humour and likes to joke about killing you from time to time. note: he can kill you. and he would also do it by ripping you in half with the wind current so just stay in his house and be a good lover that'll shower him in kisses, okay? okay. he mostly sees you as a tool of interest, but not just any tool- you're his favourite tool. "pfft! hey stop crying now! you're making me feel bad! hm? oh? why am i doing this? well i mean maybe I'm angry that someone was trying to escape. again." warming bottle- he will absolutely leave you in the cold if you were being a brat towards him. lives in dragonspine to spite you, also because he can just turn take away your blankets and anything that can give warmth so you gotta ask him to cuddle you to survive. he usually does this when he's feeling a little petty. which is so frequent. that you can almost give it a schedule. but don't tell him that. kind of a tsundere but only when it comes to physical affection since he's shy. that's why he has to take away your blankets so it looks like he's just mocking you but not because he's touch starved. he's not at home that much too but don't worry, he will make it up to you by uh.. physical activities.. "what? you're freezing? no shit we're in dragonspine. oh? you want me to hug you..? hm. fine. I'll indulge you for a bit. I am quite merciful." parametric transformer- businessman that scams you a lot lol. he's going to be a masochist because i said so, yeah i know the electric stone thing gag that's why i made him a masochist. really likes to collect useless stuff and spoiling you, so expect your room to be filled with a lot of random things from jewelry to mushrooms and crabs. has a you should be grateful i even give stuff mindset. thinks that giving someone something of vaue would make them fall in love with him instantly. also probably loves it when you fight back especially when you successfully land a hit on him, he will enjoy it. but be careful he has different responses whenever you hit him. pick your poison. spends a ton of resources on everything to keep you in line. that rope costed him 700 pinecones. "why do you even wanna escape? i give you a ton of stuff so you won't get bored! hah. maybe if i had picked up someone else they would've been grateful." portable waypoint- throw out your escape plans the season sequel. he's very quiet but has a small temper that won't last that much. maybe he's like that since he tries so hard to repress it. listen he's trying okay? escape always fails so quickly. one minute you're in springvale shouting, crying, begging for anyone to help you and then back to his house to see him sipping some tea. his punishments are cruel too- he makes sure to leave you in a den of monsters and ruin guards, waits until your in the brink of death and teleports you back to him. has a superiority complex over everyone too. probably likes to make you feel weak when you have to rely on him. loves to crush your self esteem. wants to be affectionate but thinks that you, as an inferior being, should be affectionate with him instead. so tsun. "see? this is what i was trying to tell you. you're too weak to actually survive out there. you even had to rely on me to save you. pathetic." memento lens- mysterious and elegant. he's quite cryptic to say the least. likes to watch you from a far if he's feeling a bit angsty. you try to make sense of what he says and it just leads to you being confused even more. and he likes that about you. you actually try to understand him, even if what you guess is wrong. you're going to have a tough time with this guy if you wanna escape. just avoid any fox statues and you'll be good. the problem is the shrine maidens. they basically want the two of you to end up together so they don't have to deal with him. he's actually very gentle with you punishments still suck but atleast he doesn't do it physically, he just makes you write that you're sorry over and over until your wrist are tired. loves poetry and solving puzzles, riddles, scriptures. he's

smart but soft. "spring blossoms even in the darkest depths of uncertainty, is that why you have the courage to try and escape me..?" kamera- perfectionist stalker. wants to make sure that the photos he takes of you are perfect to every extent. colour, lighting, and expressions. even if it means going inside your room and having the possibility of waking you up from your sleep. likes to take pictures of everything too. kind of like this; both of you are walking somewhere and he stops to take a picture of a sunset. he takes twenty minutes trying to find the correct angle. but the sun is already gone so he sulks. maybe- you can cheer him up by volunteering to be his model? you'll do that? right? also worships you like a god so if someone dared to even say something breath near you or celestia forbid insult you, best to say they'll be quickly disposed of by blackmail and fake shit. would not steal any of your belongings, he would just take pictures of it. so he's not that bad. "i consider everything in this world is beautiful, but you have surpassed that. so that is why im keeping you here. no one deserves even a glimpse of you!" waverider toolbox- he's such a gentlemen and a sweetheart. always there to help you with repairs, sometimes he'd add some updates to it too. just ignore the stuff going missing inside your boat thing. he probably guilt-gaslight you into staying with him in his waverider then bam your in an island stranded. ahaha, now both of you just have to survive by working together ya know? like a loving couple likes hugs and physical affection a lot! bonus points if it's given when he's tired from doing his job. as i said tired guy so appreciates all the things you do for him whether it's paying for his meal or giving him a gift. next time, he'll make sure that you won't leave the island permanently. thinks that stranded island equals date smh. " ahh? oh! is this for me? really? thank you.. i don't usually receive gifts but that just makes this even more special! say, do you wanna go on a trip? i just fixed the waverider from last time." red feather fan- mischievous little shit. likes to scare you a lot by appearing on trees and just jumping on you. knows that you're trying to escape but pretends not to since he likes to try and guess which direction you would run to. hugs you a lot even before he kidnaps you really touchy even if you say no he'll use the good ol puppy eyes! doesn't work? okay he'll just smell your clothes when you're sleeping as compensation. he likes to flirt with you a lot. some pickup are cheesy.. but others are a little- personal? acts cool by making a dramatic entrance everytime even. you know those radical superhero landing stuff? that's him. he would build a nest as your house even being a dick and placing it on top of a mountain, goodluck on trying to get down. "caught you! going to the shore was so predictable by the way. maybe you should try a different place next time, dear? hm? maybe a restaurant so we can have date? sounds great right?" serenitea pot- unhinged malewife that wants to make a the perfect living space for you- ehem. probably a perfectionist if you squint hard enough. he's delusional but just a little lucid about the stuff he does to you. likes to make a ton of furniture too! personalized the room you're trapped in with a ton of valuable and expensive materials. just don't try to escape he'll cut your limbs off just like a damn tree shawtie. owns a shit ton of pets ranging from boars to cats. all of them are like bodyguards to you during your stay. dreams about having a peaceful life with you in the realm someday, sigh. he sometimes has burnouts where he just places a bunch of furniture on a single room and call it a day. "and here is your room! do.. do you like it? i made it just for you! i didn't know what wood you would prefer so i just settled on whatever i can find! ahaha. we're kind of like a married couple living together now... right?" nre menu- he's probably going to be from the adventurers guild. really awkward and shy. takes for him a long time to

open up to you. when going on quests he's the one in charge of carrying the food and healing shit you need. really patient and nice! slightly uh mean with other people trying to talk to you but other than that everything is normal. everything is normal the long loving gaze he gives you every now and then and some food being left on your doorstep. yeah let's not question it i mean he's just so shy! he would never do anything wrong? right?? he's a closeted pervert, cliche i know but he's a pervert with a line to not cross. he just checks you out. good for him. would cry if given any ounce of affection. sweet baby. "t-that was a tough commission.. oh u-uh.. do you need some food to replenish your energy? we need to do the other commissions you know.. hm? why aren't you eating it.. something wrong with the food..?" seelies- spoiled. that's the word to describe him. really straight forward with his courting kind of dumb? but he's so damn lucky for some unknown reason that your plans to avoid him always fail. yeah the high quality rope you just bought for 1000 mora? it broke and you fell into his arms. he's probably rich by sheer dumb luck too. finds a ton treasure chests even in the places you didn't expect. people pressure you into spending time with him. since he's just so cute! how could say no to such a face? it really feels like the gods are on his side ya know? he throws a lot of very very aggressive tantrums if you're not with him. thinks he's doing a good job at courting you, with rationalize rejection as a playing hard to get. "tada! look i got you this crystal i found while i was walking! it looks like a diamond and it has a ton of colours too?? is it valuable?? would you kiss me if i give it to you??" endora- majestic, regal, and likes to explore a lot. he uh. probably trapped you in a bubble once or twice too. really curious about his surroundings, also has no personal space since it's first time going out. he would cuddle you when he feels like it homie. kidnapped you and made you his tour guide. don't try to fool him he learns quickly about stuff. fast swimmer, so no joining any expeditions in water if you don't want their ship to be wrecked by a mysterious being of the teyvat seas. he likes to see you cry. it's not a kink he just feels connected to you when you cry. doesn't have a house so you just live in a run down boat. he's doesn't know when you're lying to him sometimes. god complex bastard. "this world. at first i wasn't sure if i was going to like it or not, but ever since I've met you... I've grown to tolerate some parts.. so you should be thankful, you've convinced me. mortal." intertwined fate/older twin- listen. he's just so smug about everything he does. and he knows you love him. probably invites you out on dinner only for him to not show up. so basically he's an asshole without a doubt. toxic boyfriend that gives you false hope and has a ton of admirers. you probably think he won't settle for you right? ah, he's not that cruel. so picks you as his lover out of all the billions of people. you should be grateful! he even kidnapped you! do you know how hard it was for him to go all the way from his home to yours? anyways yeah. asshole. he likes to do the open the door for darling trick where he just gives you a small crack on the door and watch you make a decision. it's an act of your loyalty. if you escape he'll make you feel pain. if you don't then he'll reward your patience. god complex bastard 2."sigh. did you try to escape? again? patience is the key to everything you know. maybe you should learn that. i expected more smart from you." acquaint fate/younger twin- cinnamonroll he's such a sweet guy. he's always there for you when you need him. okay- he has a nice guy complex, fucking damn it. probably uses the but I've been there for you since the start trick unintentionally a lot. he just doesn't know he wants some action, so be thankful that he didn't just jump on you like a barbarian. he's kind of contradicting himself too. one hand he wants you to love him, on the other hand he doesn't

believe he deserves you. loves to give you the same things, remember that one painting you liked from two years ago? he got you that. quantity beats quality. surprisingly, he's really patient but would have bursts of anger every now and then. has a self value issues?? yeah, but did i tell you he's a touch starved guy. punshments are just him softly lecturing you about what's good and what's wrong."i always viewed myself as inferior, that i didn't deserve anything.. but this time. i want to be greedy just once." that's it- :'D i haven't proofread this but here you go mer! ill probably continue with more humanisations of items in genshin later.. if you ask why i ruined your day with this crazy idea i was watching that one video of a person humanising social media and got this idea. also i discovered how to bold out texts... i have power..ejwjdhshaj

so yeah have a great day! -🦆anon

I AM IN AWE?!?! WHOA OMG!!!!! 🦆, THIS IS FANTASTIC!! AAAAAA (≧∀≦)

All of the various characterizations… *chef’s kiss* It’s literally so good! With each one I read I kept thinking okay this guy is my favorite and then I would read the next description and my heart was stolen again. I can’t pick a favorite now. T_T

[cheolbooluvr]

the class president pt.3

*GIF cred to @holiday_in_svt on twitter*

pairing: joshua x reader (tried my best to keep it gn!)

genre: enemies to dare i say lovers?!au, angst, fluff (a sizable amount finally!), a little social media as a treat <3 (not much tho don’t get ur hopes up)

warnings: swear words, mention of needles

word count: 2.7k

a/n: omg i am done!! honestly this really wasn’t supposed to be a mini series but uh, things change i guess lol. goodbye platinumshua, know that i miss u oh so much. thx for reading this very short and unintended series! my asks are open if you want to share feedback anonymously. i hope you enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed writing it!

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You stared at Joshua incredulously as his words echoed in your head. “Will you go to homecoming with me?” The slight deja vu made your hands clammy as you gripped the door handle tighter, trying to find the words to respond. When you realized you were staring at him, you quickly looked away as your cheeks grew warmer with every second. This had to be a sick joke because there was no way fate could be that cruel, right? 

“So? What do you say?” Joshua asked quietly. You weren’t sure what to say, but you knew you didn’t want to be in the car anymore. 

“Okay,” you muttered.

“Okay?” If you had been looking at Joshua, you would have seen the way his eyes lit up, but you stared at the console instead, fixated on the blinking colon between the hours and minutes on the clock. “I’ll come by at 5:30 on Saturday then.”

“Cool,” you said as you pulled on the door handle. You almost tripped on your feet as you left his car and rushed into your house, shutting the door with urgency. “Why me?” you asked yourself as you sunk to the floor. Your heart was racing and you did your best to calm down, even pinching yourself just in case this was all a horrible dream. 

It wasn’t.

———-

“Sweetie, Joshua’s here — oh, honey!” She peeked into your room and paused to take a look at you. “You look absolutely wonderful. Are you ready?”

“Yeah, I’ll be down in a second,” you replied. 

“Great! We’re so excited the two of you are going to homecoming together.” You rolled your eyes when she left, still in disbelief that this was actually happening. Taking one last look in the mirror and adjusting your hair, you took a deep breath and sighed. Here goes nothing, you thought to yourself. As you walked down the stairs, everyone’s eyes were on you and you’d never wanted to crawl back into your room so badly.

“You look incredible!” Joshua’s mom exclaimed as she came to hug you. Joshua was staring at you, too, but you did your best to avoid looking at him. “Now, get together so we can take your pictures!”

“She’s right,” Joshua whispered into your ear. “You do look really good.” Chills ran down your spine as he put his arm around your waist. You shifted nervously as you tried to loosen from his grip, but that only made him pull you even closer. It was hard to hide the little shriek that came from your mouth, but luckily the parents were too focused on trying to find the right lighting to hear. Joshua, on the other hand, heard you clearly and you could tell by the smirk that formed on his face. 

After thirty minutes of the parents telling you to pose this way and that way, taking photos in the front yard, backyard, living room, and wherever else they could think of, the six of you sat down for dinner. Your parents insisted on having dinner together again since they wanted to make this as much of a thing as possible. You hated it, but it had been a while since you’d seen your parents this happy so you didn’t say anything. But before you knew it, you were in Joshua’s Mercedes on your way to homecoming. 

———-

Everything about tonight was just weird. The moment the two of you stepped out of his car, you could feel people’s eyes burn through your skin, pricking it like a million tiny needles. It was impossible for you to ignore the whispers, but Joshua seemed to have no problem. He smiled and talked to the teachers who checked the two of you in. After you did your breathalyzer test, the two of you walked down the hallway leading to the gym where the dance was. You trailed slightly behind him, still unable to process that you were attending homecoming with Joshua Hong. 

The stares didn’t cease as the two of you entered the dimly lit gym that strobed pink, blue, green, and orange. Music reverberated off the walls and the bleachers where you moved to sit down for a bit. Joshua had been swept up by various people, including underclassmen who couldn’t stop talking about how great he looked in his baby blue suit. It was true, you thought, that he looked particularly stunning in his platinum blonde hair and that suit. Every time you remembered that Joshua had asked you to homecoming, it was as if you were living in a fever dream. Nothing made sense yet here you were. You thought Joshua would quickly forget about you and leave you in the corner for his friends, though you truly wouldn’t have minded. 

Just then, you heard someone call your name. You looked up to see your best friend Seungkwan stroll over to you casually and smile at you. “Why are you sitting here?” 

“Just resting my feet,” you shouted over the music. “New shoes.” You tilted your head down and Seungkwan gave you a knowing nod. 

“Well, don’t sit here too long and come dance with us!”

“I will,” you laughed as Seungkwan disappeared into the hoard of people in the middle of the gym.

You took a deep breath before another voice found you. “What are you doing here?”

You looked up at Joshua, and something about the lights made him look even more ethereal than he had before. “My feet were hurting,” you repeated to him, but he didn’t hear you over the music. Instead, he put his hand out and looked at you. Your eyes moved from his hand to his eyes and back to his hand again. 

“Come on,” he said. You didn’t move, but he didn’t have time to spare. He reached down and grabbed your hand, pulling you to join the rest of your classmates and students on the dance floor. He kept a hold on you until the two of you were in the middle of everyone. You didn’t particularly enjoy the body heat that was radiating off of everyone as they jumped to the beat and shoved you around. Joshua was quick to notice how uncomfortable you felt and wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you close to him by the small of your back. He grabbed your hand with his other and started moving his body with the music. You stood there awkwardly trying to process it all. FML, you thought to yourself, this is too much. He didn’t give you enough time to be in your head, however, because soon he was moving even more, getting you to move with him. The space between you grew smaller and though you tried to look anywhere else, you found yourself staring into his beautiful, light brown eyes. They sparkled in the night under the strobing lights and you were breathless. 

“We’re gonna slow this next one down a bit,” the DJ said. Sure enough, the next song she played was 17 by Pink Sweat$. Your heart sped up and your body grew even warmer. You thought it was because of the people, but by now, the dance floor had given way to the couples and people were sitting at the tables and taking a short break. You moved to join them, but Joshua kept you close, if not closer than before. Your eyes widened with surprise as he gave you a shy smile. He moved his hands so that both were on your waist and you adjusted to wrap your arms around his neck. 

“You said this is one of your favorite songs, right?” he asked as the two of you swayed to the soft melody in the background. You nodded, feeling slightly nauseous at the events unfolding. It was as if you had stepped into a fairy tale. Here you were, dancing with Joshua Hong, but before he was Joshua Hong, he was just your best friend. You tried to slow your heartbeat but nothing worked. Joshua was magical and from the way he stared deeply into your eyes, you realized something.

I wanna love you as strong when we’re 92, the same as seventeen~

However, first and foremost, you had to know why he had asked you to homecoming. Could he feel the same way? “Why?”

Joshua tilted his head and looked at you confused. “What do you mean why?”

“Why did you ask me, of all people, to homecoming?” 

Before he could answer, familiar voices came up from behind him. “Hong! There you are!”

“Oh shit!” another voice said.

“No way,” said a third voice. “He really did it!” You recognized their voices as the aquatic meatheads you detested. Joshua smiled awkwardly at them, though he was secretly annoyed. 

“Did what?” you asked. 

One of his friends slapped Joshua on the back and he winced in pain, looking at you uncomfortably. 

“He really asked the hermit to homecoming!” one of them said, laughing.

“Hermit?” You couldn’t believe what you were hearing.

“Yeah,” another said. “We made a bet to see who would actually ask a loser to hoco.”

Whatever you were feeling before was instantly replaced with blind rage. “Are you serious?” You glared at Joshua who was trying to find the words to explain himself, but to no avail. Scoffing in disbelief, you managed to ask him, “You really think I’m a loser?” 

“Wait, no—” Joshua’s feeble voice trailed behind you as you turned to leave. Despite the pain from your shoes, you ran as fast as you could, hot tears streaming down your face. You bumped into Seungkwan on the way out and concern washed over his face. 

“What’s wrong?” he asked gently, holding you in his arms.

“Can you take me home?” your voice cracked.

“Of course.”

———

You woke up the following morning with a massive headache. When you had come home, your parents were watching a movie on the couch. They tried to ask you how the night went, but you made a beeline to your room and slammed the door, locking it behind you. 

“We can ask about it in the morning,” your mom had said quietly and your dad nodded in agreement. 

You had sobbed endlessly into your pillows before falling asleep due to exhaustion. You rolled over to find thirteen missed calls and seventeen unread text messages from Joshua. You opened them out of curiosity and scrolled through until you read the last message.

You shot up in your bed, but before you could run downstairs and tell your mom not to let Joshua into the house, she was already knocking on your door.

“Hey, hon? Joshua’s here to see you.” Her voice was quiet on the other side of the door. 

“Tell him I don’t want to see him,” you replied back. But in her typical fashion, she ignored you and opened the door. 

“I think you two really need to talk it out,” she said. 

“Thank you,” Joshua’s voice was soft and raspy. She put her hand on his shoulder and smiled apologetically at him before shutting the door behind her. You couldn’t stand to look at him, so you laid back down in bed and covered yourself with your blanket. He stood there for a while, unsure of what to do or where to start. You really hated him. You hated the way he used you for a silly bet with his stupid friends. And you especially hated the way your name sounded when it came from his mouth. “Please, let me explain everything to you.”

“Go away,” you muttered.

“We don’t ever have to talk again after this. Just,” he sighed deeply. “Just give me five minutes.”

The two of you existed in silence for what felt like hours until finally you caved. “Fine,” you said. “You have five minutes, and that’s it.”

“Can I sit down?” he asked.

“Whatever.”

You felt your bed dip when he sat down on the edge. You wanted to tell him not to sit there, but you didn’t have the energy to be any more snappy than you already were. He sighed again, rubbing his hands together nervously. When he didn’t start talking, you sat up and stared at him.

“If you don’t have anything to say, just leave,” you pushed coldly.

“No, wait. I do. I… I just don’t know where to start.”

“How about you start at the part where I was just a dumb bet between you and your friends?”

“Okay, yeah. Yeah. So, it started as a dumb bet with my friends and me. It was a truth or dare during the swim party and I was going to ask you when I came over that night.”

“So, you weren’t hiding from your ex?”

“Well, not really. And I thought it would be easy. I would ask you and you would say yes—”

“Yeah, because everything is easy for you, Joshua Hong. You always get what you want.” It hurt hearing you say his name like that, but he knew he deserved it. 

“I— yeah.” He continued, “But it actually wasn’t as easy as I thought it would be because I realized something.” Now he was looking at you, the same gentleness that he had looked at you with the night before when you were dancing. “I realized that I missed you. A lot.”

You felt nauseous, but something wouldn’t let you look away from him as he continued.

“I missed our friendship. I missed spending every day and night with you during the summer. I missed watching anime together every Saturday morning and swimming in the afternoons.”

You were dumbfounded by his words, but still, you didn’t believe him. “That doesn’t change the fact that you still made a bet with your friends and called me a loser.”

“Hold on, I’m not done,” he countered. “So, after that barbecue we had here, I was going to ask you for real, but you left before I had a chance. I asked your dad if I could take you home after my birthday dinner so I could finally ask you. Honestly, given how things had gone between us, I thought you would say no, but when you said yes, I was so excited. I got caught up in the fact that we were going to homecoming together that I had totally forgotten about the bet, and I am so sorry.”

You began to feel dizzy and your headache from the previous night made your head pound even harder. 

“And for the record, I never called you a loser. I would never and have never thought of you as a loser. You are one of the coolest and most incredible people I know. My friends are just assholes.”

“Yeah, no kidding,” you scoffed. You stared out the window as he kept going.

“I’m really sorry. I never meant to hurt you, but I know that doesn’t change the fact that I already did. I don’t expect you to forgive me now, if ever, but I want you to know how I feel.”

You had known Joshua well enough that you could tell his voice was sincere and genuine. You continued staring out the window mindlessly, processing everything that you had just heard. You felt the bed shift as he got up and was about to leave. 

“Josh, wait,” you said. He froze. It had been years since you called him that.

“So, how do you feel then?” you asked, your attention fully on him now. 

He turned around and looked back at you with his doe eyes which you loved. “I...I really like you.”

This whole morning had been one surprise after another, but nothing had prepared you for those words. A lump formed in your throat as you just stared at him. 

“Shit, I am so sorry,” he apologized. “I’ll leave.”

He turned again, reaching for the door handle.

“I like you, too,” you blurted out. Your cheeks became flushed and warmth spread throughout your whole body.

“Really?” his voice was a whisper now.

“Yeah, really,” you reassured him. 

He turned around and stared at you before making his way to your side and sitting back down on the bed. He grabbed your hand and caressed your face. “I’m going to make it up to you, I promise.”

You couldn’t help but laugh a little and he smiled back at you. “You better.”

[ihatebnha]

I don't see Monoma on your list, and I never think of him, but I want to share my sudden thoughts and you're the first I thought of. So you know how he is, ye? Full of himself and stuff? I imagine riding him and he's going on about how great he is and it's just annoying, but the sex is OK so just bear with him until it's over. It's not hate fucking, it's not doming him, it's not brat taming, it's just him, acting like he's god's gift to you, and you not hating him or trying to overpower him, but just going "yea yea... jesus, just concentrate on your dick right now...".

no list because i write for everyone😎

THIS ASK IS SOOOOO FUNNTY TO ME THO BC WHAT KIND OF SEX ARE U TRYING TO HAVE sdjfskdkksdk??? 

honestly tho im right there with u because i would fuck monoma and am so so SOOO happy that u thought of me for this💙🖤💛especially because i LOVE this idea... its highkey soooo big brain lmao 

even though i wrote this... please just remember the words of our lord and savior megan thee stallion... it never happened if the dick wasnt snapping

regardless,,,, hope u enjoy!! 

-

You don’t even remember why you agreed to this.

Your hips ache, your cunt cries, and though it started off exactly as it should’ve, Monoma all swagger and suave and charm, everything ended up so… bland.

You’ve known Monoma for a long time. About as long as he’s been a hero, so in a way, you think you should’ve known, should’ve expected, should’ve been prepared for the fact that he-

“And then I said, ‘That’s not even true!’”

-is not that great at sex.

His hips are unmoving under yours, cock buried deep in your cunt, which drips hardly anything other than his own precum, his mouth running about a mile a minute, telling a story that is nowhere near reminiscent of how, just fifteen minutes ago, he was talking about railing your brains out.

If only he were able to live up to the promise.

“Monoma…” you moan, though it’s more of a frustrated sigh than anything, his name heavy on your lips, hands pressed to his his bare chest.

He ignores you, though, of course, favoring the story he’s telling over paying attention to the wet pussy you’ve so obviously blessed him with.

Your hips are sloppy on top of his, bouncing to an irregular rhythm as you try to play catch up and pay attention to what little pleasure he provides you with. Though he is holding onto you, the grip he has on your hips is shaky, light, unfocused, and your thighs burn from the effort of doing all the work.  

Still, he continues on.

“And it was annoying because, here’s this guy, who’s always gotten-“ His voice is strident as he continues the story, an obnoxious tale about other people that has nothing to do with the time you’re currently sharing together.

“Neito!” You try again, this time louder, and his baby blues immediately focus onto your face, his hands suddenly gripping the skin of your ass as you move.

“Yeah, baby?” He says, his head falling to the side, lips tilting into that attractive smile as if he weren’t just telling you about how annoying another hero is, “You like riding me?”

You hum, moving your hands to wrap around his neck to help maneuver yourself against him, milking all the pleasure out of him that you’re able to as he leans down to give you wet kiss and absolutely nothing else.

“Faster?” You beg, peering into his eyes, and you can’t help but wonder if there’s anything other than an absolute moron behind them.

He laughs, that sweet boyish laugh, the one you remember from school, back when he was still all bark and no bite.

Seems not that much has changed, after all, all his teasing such that you wonder how much he’s really grown to know about himself.

“Aw, is my dick not enough for you?”

It’s an ironic question, and if you weren’t so focused on trying to get yourself off, you’d probably roll your eyes.

“Focus, sweetie,” you respond, deliberate, desperate, pretending, rolling your hips against his to spur him on, and you’re rewarded with a low groan, before he starts pumping his hips from under yours. 

The rhythm is thoughtless, uncalculated, and absolutely foreign to you, with him rutting against your body like an out-of-sync clock. Though it’s not much, and boy is he slow, you’re glad that at least you’re no longer alone in trying to make yourself cum.

“Poor baby sure is desperate, huh?” He teases, as though this isn’t most mediocre fuck you’ve ever had, and you can’t help but whine, your resolve to reach a satisfying end to this slowly fading. 

“Monoma, please!”

Still, he doesn’t stop smiling. 

[kingstheirin]

no but I'll never be over how unironically alistair was the one character from previous games who was done dirty the most in inquisition bc aside from the whitewashing and the horrible new face they gave him (lol as if that wasn't enough to make my blood boil for eternity) he was treated so badly?? he either shows up to die in the fade or for literal 30 seconds as the king of the land where (almost) all the shit is happening and like???? it's infuriating bc he deserved so much better

"oh but you can save him in the fade" lmao at what cost tho it shouldn't have to be that way it just shouldn't

but what enrages me the most is the treatment king alistair got bc like he's the fucking king and it all started in ferelden the country where he is you know the KING now and he was there when the sacred ashes were found and his gosh darn MOTHER plays a huge part in the game but we never got to see him find it out and shit happens in the castle he fucking grew up in and NOTHING he literally shows up for 30 seconds and NOTHING ELSE like how could they king alistair is bioware canon you think they'd treat him accordingly BUT NO we only get 30s of whitewashed generic face and THAT'S IT

I totally get they wanting to avoid ferelden royalty stuff in DAI since it was already a huge plot point in DAO but like you can't just ignore everything that is happening and not include the king in it at least for a little bit like he even shows up in kirkwall to see how his citizens are doing and how he can help but we can't have that in DAI? can't have him talk to his mother properly?? can't have the warden?? can't even have the inquisitor directly address him and talk about the inquisition?? can't have him talk to leliana or cullen about it all?? all the wasted potential is just so fucking frustrating......

also your warden is ruling beside him?? well that's too bad for you my dude (gn) bc she's gone without explanation and we were too lazy to give her a voice actor so we made her disappear just like that lmao sorry who cares she's the queen and her land is in crumbles again bc we certainly don't lol

king alistair and warden sweeties I'm so sorry I'm so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like bioware would treat you like that

[bluealmondpie]

haikyuu!boyfriends~

writing for my boyfriend fav coach heheheh there is not enough ukai out there so please accept my humble offering. also can people please start including him in the pretty setter squad, he is being ostracised, don't be so mean :(

bf!keishin

* oh my he is angsty. a ball of anxiety. forever worried about whether the karasuno boys are getting in trouble or not and cleaning up after their messes.

* i imagine he smells like cigarettes and sweat. not particularly romantic.

* you'll buy him cologne at some point, but he will not wear it unless you two are going somewhere fancy

* which is also not his thing, sorry

* he never dresses up for dates, unless you really bug him about it.

* (i mean at the start of the relationship he probably put in more effort to wear more presentable things but once he is more comfortable i think he doesn't really care much about the clothes. he strikes me as a sweatpants guy. but i would love to see him dressed up neat in a collared shirt and business pants, although i think he will b uncomfortable in that get up)

* well at the minimum he does make an effort to smell... well to NOT smell like cigarettes, but yeah cologne's expensive he ain't wasting that plus you bought it for him yknow, he's so sentimental about stuff like that

* he dresses very casually, comfort over all else, occasionally bordering on sloppy. hates being dragged clothes shopping.

* this man likes casual dinner dates. there will be lots of hanging out near your place or his place either alone or with close friends. just a really comfortable vibe.

* we're all adults here, but he doesn't like you drinking.

* absolutely insists that if you're gonna be drinking then he has to be there, no matter what. he just wants to protect you bless his heart

* he's not one for pda, but if someone is flirting with you he will gently tug you nearer to him or interlink fingers and call you by a nickname to mark you as his.

* he also likes holding you by the waist in front of his friends, but that's about the extent of pda you're gonna get

* ABSOLUTELY. NO. PDA. in front of the karasuno boys. ABSOLUTELY NOT. -they are children! they shouldn't know about these things! he exclaims. shimada smirks. so explain why i caught daichi and suga making out behind the gym yesterday (oof shimada! sneaking up on our fav boys like that is a no no)-

* will not even let u go near the gym. will not let you meet them ever.

* if he had a choice they will never know that he is in a relationship

* i'm sure they find out tho. i'm 100% sure it will be hinata or nishinoya who finds out first. probably because they are always at sakanoshita buying food and popsicles (these children have bottomless pits for stomachs) and they bump into you? or they see you giving him a peck on the cheek and they are like !!!!OMGCOACHHHHHHHWHOISTHISAGSJSKFJJS!!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

* and now everyone knows,

* but you take it in your stride, sometimes you help deliver snacks to the boys during training camps. you'll sneak in some of their fav sweets and ukai will nag at you for spoiling them how could you not, you now have 12 adopted crow children and they are all precious babies

* speaking of being nice to the boys, ukai is also so. damn. nice to you. when it comes to taking care of you, he probably pulls out all the stops. such a sweetie.

* when you're sick, he's calling the doctor and setting up your appointments. if you got hurt, he's sending you to hospital. anxious!ukai? yes. anxious bby

* probably freaks out inside tbh. will insist on staying at your place (or you staying at his place) until you're all better.

* he will think it's his fault you're sick :( he always feels so responsible for everything that happens around him, which can make him feel really tired and worn out sometimes.

* if if he catches you secretly trying to help around the shop he will chide you.

* "that's my job, you don't need to get your hands dirty," secretly inside he is happy? he's got reeeeally mixed feelings about you helping sometimes

* he's secretly romantic.

* he likes to sit and watch the stars with a cigarette in one hand and your hand in the other. he locks his fingers with yours. you lean your head on his shoulder. the world is at peace. (⌒-⌒)

* he's not big on skinship. he doesn't mind the occasional back hug or cuddle but he's not the best at it. he only likes cuddling after... well u know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he'd like it when u lay on his chest and tell him about your day and stuff.

* mmmm arguments will b common. small ones and big ones. it's probably over things like you not taking care of yourself (it's just that it's not up to his standards and he just wants you MORE safe) or him overworking himself with the shop and the kids

* there will be silent fights :(

* when he is in the wrong he will apologise after a while. because he doesn't like it when you ignore him, and he wants you beside him so bad

* but if you're in the wrong, he will pester you. he will drop hints and sometimes get sarcastic. you'll get into another argument because of this and then you two will repeat the silent fight routine until one of you breaks and says sorry

* but you guys tend to get over small fights really fast. talking it out after a couple hours is usually the way it resolves. is this adulting? yes, yes it is

* fav place to kiss you: oh everywhere ;)

* fav place to be kissed: if it's you, anywhere is good... but you know. make sure you kiss those places that people usually can't see 🙈

*******

ahhhhh i may or may not have had several mini heart attacks and also smiled to myself randomly while writing this. keishin will b the death of me i swear. please love him (;-;) he deserves all the love

masterlist

[justsomefluff]

hello!! i found your blog not so long ago and i already love it so much, i was wondering if (if your request are open) you could do an ateez reaction to their s/o crying/pouting because they(atz) got jealous and they were ignoring their s/o (almost like the hwa reaction to you dancing w/ another member) 🥺 i love your blog so much.. hope your staying safe!!! 🤍

Okay, my sweet anon, this ended up being shorter than I originally wrote it bc it got deleted last time but I think I hit all the important stuff anyway! Also, I appreciate the positivity and I hope you are staying safe as well! <3

Summary: Ateez gets jealous of your conversation with another member. During a group dinner. Since they are feeling neglected, they decide to give you a taste of your own medicine.

Hongjoong:

Okay so Hongjoong is totally calm about his bitterness

Like he’s definitely staring daggers at whichever member you’re talking to

But other than throwing a dirty glance in their direction every once in a while

No one will even be able to notice that he’s remotely upset about anything

I think that he’s probably used to covering his emotions well since he’s the leader and he feels like he needs to be the most mature and stuff

That can lead him to being kind of reserved about his emotions though and that might bug some people

And so when you finally start giving him some attention

He’s gonna turn away from you and just flat out pretend he cant hear you

But when you finally get home at the end of the night and you’re sulking because he hasn’t said a word to you since before dinner

He starts to feel hella guilty

Like he never wants to hurt you but his jealousy really just took control of him that night for some reason

And if you’re making big, sad eyes at him and following him like a puppy as he does his nightly routine…

He’s done for

But I feel like once you actually start having a conversation, he’s very good at keeping it from turning into an argument

Good at “I feel” statements you know?

But both of you recover from this rather quickly and just make it up to each other by snuggling for the rest of the night

Seonghwa:

So Seonghwa is the type to act normal enough that the guys won’t notice that anything is wrong

But you know him well enough to know that he’s being kind of cold to you for some reason

And if you notice he’s being super low-key rude to another member then you can kind of connect the dots and understand why he’s upset

He will never let any of the guys see his anger though

Mostly because he’s the oldest and he feels that responsibility to them to only show them his good side if he can help it

So he will talk to you, but only like one word at a time

And he’ll brush you off if you touch him

But he will disguise it by reaching for food or something

He’s good at this okay

But if you just keep staring at him and the guys notice enough to ask you what’s wrong, then he’ll tell you to fake it til you get home

And you do because you don’t want to upset him more yk

And when you get home though, you’re almost in tears bc hiding it like that was so exhausting and painful

When he sees you starting to break a little, then he’s hugging you

Like .5 seconds to cross the room to get to you okay

Drama Mama Hwa to Protective Boyfriend Hwa that quick

He’ll explain why he was upset and you’ll explain your side as well

And once you’re finished, you’re both calm and forgiving about it

Even if you don’t fully understand each others point of view, you get it enough to let it go

Then you both just pass out together bc emotions are tiring

But you definitely wake up with smiles on your faces the next morning

Yunho:

(this is how he sulks at you okay its adorable, i just wanna give him the world)

this jealous baby

Like did you guys see that video of him and Wooyoung eating cheese tteokbokki like San was just tryna help no need to get your boxers in a bunch sweetie

But anyways, I digress

If he’s jealous, he’s gonna let you know straight out the gate

Like he’ll literally tap you on the shoulder and then act like he did nothing

And at first you’re like aw cute he’s being playful

But really he just wants you to know he’s ignoring you on purpose

Like how dare you not notice that Im ignoring you purposefully… He’s not gonna put in all this effort just for you to not notice okay

And when your brain finally connects those dots its like ugh

But Yunho is easy to break okay

Like the second you pay him even a lick of attention he’s so happy

Its just really hard for him to stay upset

But dammit he’s gonna try his best to keep it up until he thinks you have both neglected each other for an equal amount of time

But both of you are kinda clingy

So even if you both know this won’t last for very long, you still get kinda sad about it

And the second your lip juts out and you’re pouting

He’s smooshing your cheeks and just going “aigooooooo” and babying you and stuff

All the other members are disgusted but they’re just jealous okay I said what I said

Yeosang:

(Kang Yeosang character summary: will ignore you for chicken)

Okay I don’t think Yeosang is the type to ignore you on purpose

He just gets really in his head when he’s jealous and gets quiet

And I feel like we see more of Yeosang’s quiet side rather than his expressive side

So maybe he’s shyer about emotions? Idk this is all speculation anyway

So if he’s in his head, he’s definitely not trying to hurt you or anything

He’s just thinking about everything and feeling neglected and insecure

Poor baby

Like he’s only gonna notice that you’re sad about him ignoring you once youre alone

Bc nothing else can distract him from you aw

And if you’re even the slightest bit teary, all of his insecurities fly out the window

Like all his focus will be on making you feel better

And when you say that you’re upset bc he was ignoring you

He’ll literally be like… you were ignoring me tho???

Also he strikes me as the type to laugh in serious situations so he will deadass burst out laughing 

Like full on cackling

You’re half crying and just staring at him like ??? Wtf???

And he’s like WE IGNORED EACH OTHER HAHAHA

What the hell’s so funny about that you absolute crackhead

But then youre laughing too bc you realize that this entire situation is kind of ridiculous anyway

And both of you get over just like that, and spend the rest of the night giving each other all the love and affection you have to spare

San:

Okay San’s type of jealousy is more aggressive I think

Like not that he’s aggressive towards anyone about, just it impacts him way more than anyone else

So it can really take a toll on your relationship sometimes

But I do feel like, if he’s gonna ignore you, it’s only gonna be while you’re in front of the members

But as soon as you get home, all the emotions are gonna come out at once

Like as soon as you step through the door, word vomit all over the place

And if you’re eyes are glossy too then both of you are gonna end up crying

And neither of you are really sure why you’re crying, you’re just soft babies okay

But I do think that San is more accusatory in these situations

Like a lot of “you did this” instead of “this is how I feel”

So it can start arguments sometimes

This time though, you’re both just emo and soft

Since you’re both a little bit weepy, you’re both just apologizing profusely 

but neither of you really know why you’re sorry

You just are

And no formal resolution is reached because you both fall asleep all cozied up to each other with tears drying on both of your faces

And you wake up in the morning, kind of giggling at each other

All the negativity got washed out of your systems anyway :)

Mingi:

this BABY

he’s jealous but if he ignores you omg

its so hard for him to do

god like he's not even good at it

like he’s ignoring you but still holding your hand??

like how does that work

but anyway, even if you're pouting at him and stuff

he will be the one who ends up crying

like “why did you ignore meee”

and you're like... I didn't even realize I was??

so you decide to tell him what you and the members were talking about

and then all of a sudden, he’s distracted

like “ooh that interesting”

tell me more

or if it was a debate he’ll pick a side and have a full discussion with you

or if he agrees with you, he will playfully diss the other members for being wrong lmao

basically, just distract him and everything will be all set

just don't make a habit of ignoring him bc then he will really feel unloved and no one is allowed to hurt my Minnie

Wooyoung: 

So, Wooyoung is more exaggerated with the way he expresses his emotions

And we all know that I mean we’ve seen it

So when he gets jealous, he feels it in his chest

Then those emotions bubble up and come out in the form of hysterics

So he goes extra crazy for a little bit

Like not showing anger or anything, just being excessively crackheadish

And obviously not giving any of that attention to you

You notice it immediately

Like if he’s super excited, he always gives you most of his attention bc he really wants to share that happiness with you

But if he’s ignoring you, its really obvious

And you really feel the hurt bc its like… he never acts like this normally

So once you get home you’ve pretty much had it

Like your eyes are welling up and he’s just kind of looks at you like “oh nooooooo, I done messed up”

And he’s holding you and apologizing and being sweet and explaining why he did it

Literally swears up and down he will never do it again

Bc when he feels guilty it’s overwhelming for him too

Especially when it comes to you

So you end up snuggling each other the whole night to make up for the time you lost ignoring each other

Jongho:

Jongho is definitely more reserved about his emotions and we see that a lot

I feel like its probably because he’s the youngest and he doesn’t want his hyungs to think he’s immature or incapable of handling his emotions

So he is gonna try to maintain that tough facade in front of his members at all costs

And they won’t really notice if you guys are having problems bc I feel like he tends to keep things about your relationship more private in front of them anyway

So if he’s ignoring you, the other guys will just assume that he’s trying to keep being tough

No one is allowed to see Jongho soft okay

But you will be seeing him turn soft the second he notices that you’re hurting

If he notices that you’re upset when you’re with the guys, he will take you home early

The second you’re alone, protective and soft Jongho combine to form that side of him the guys arent allowed to see

He hates that he’s the reason you’re feeling hurt

Will try literally anything to make you feel better

He is not gonna stop touching you and holding you and babying you all night

Has to be in contact with you in some way or he’ll cry

But either way he’s gonna be the best boyfriend to make up with

Bc he behaves this way after every conflict you have

Forever a sweetheart

[cloveroctobers]

HARRY ZHONG (MITCHELL-WHITE)

IG info/bio: @/heedful.harry | 15.6k followers| hi, I’m Harry and I’m a business major. No, You don’t have to hold your applause 🧐

21 years old

From York, England

Cancer sun + ARIES MOON energy

He and his younger brother, Archie were foster children in the Mitchell-white household

which consisted: Harrison Mitchell and his daughter from a previous marriage, Briony, Piers White and together they had a surrogate carry their child, which gave them their second daughter, Pippa

Later they came to the decision to adopt Harry and Archie Zhong, if only that’s what they wanted too

It took longer for Harry to warm up to the family since he was still waiting and wishing for his mom to come back for them

He was diagnosed with IED around 15 years old

Goes to therapy for it and meetings with others with similar issues...he dreads the meetings since it makes him feel like he has a problem or something, which HE DOES but it makes him feel like a...but he knows that’s a ignorant way to think

He’s currently a business major and loves telling people about it *yawn* (don’t drag me lmao)

He’s thinking he’ll be a Financial analyst or a Marketing manager

The type of person who’s done a lot in his short life that it’s often unbelievable ex.) telling the villa he’s driven one of the cars that was used in the fast and furious franchise & getting pissed when bill and everyone else didn’t believe him

Harrison is a train driver and is normally bubbly + wears bright preppy clothes

He also loves Broadway, much to Harry’s annoyance...if he hears one more Hamilton song he’s gonna slam his head thru a wall stg

Piers is a music producer and is more reserved or “stand-off-ish” until he gets warmed up to you + his aesthetic is a rocker, yeah he’s got the whole tattoos and boots thing going for him, after all he was in a rock band

Piers makes the most $ and is of high status, which brought him and his family perks but is not a snob about it...it’s whatever ya know?

Harry’s closer to piers, feels he understands him more & can be kinda rude to Harrison when he’s in one of his moods but tries to be better at responding to him since he made him cry once years ago — yes he felt like complete shit afterwards

Harry is anemic so he always finds himself cold, experiencing fatigue, irregular heartbeat, and if he gets up too fast or moves too fast? Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the—FLOOO000R! (I’m making this joke as a person with anemia)

Likes cold weather since everyone else can feel what he feels on the daily

Plus he loves dressing for winter season, trench coats, wool coats, turtle necks, thermal t-shirts, fleece pants, rolled up beanies that keeps his ears covered and his hair glued to his forehead...you name it!

On the regular? He’s a khaki’s kinda guy, dress shirts, and loves wearing suit and ties...he’s not the biggest fan of jeans. He loves dressing fancy unless the measurements are bloody awful

I’m going by the alternative design for Harry and...whew! Then he’s 6’1 if we’re talking about the one they gave us then we all know he has a baby face, so I’d say he’s about 5’8

He’s got long legs + arms and hates how majority of his pants barely fit around his ankles

has dry scalp too

I feel like he’s pretty intelligent and sometimes it can come off as a know it all, yet, he’s always down to help people & isn’t condescending while doing so

He knows how to make soaps and would sell them on his etsy account in highschool where plenty shat on him for it so for awhile he stopped the hobby until Harrison encouraged him to keep at this if it was what makes him happy

Harrison is the type of parent you go to for comfort and hugs even if it might feel like he’s smothering you

Piers is the one who lets you come to him when you’re ready to talk about it, no pressure

Harry went to a high school that focused on technology so he’s all into the latest gadgets

This is a secret but he only got a apple watch to feel like a true spy

His intelligence got him somewhere with a few ladies ;)

He’s a certified freak, 7 days a week and had a handful of hookups and about 4 gfs in his life so far

He’s kinky!!!

& has a f**t fetish

His past relationships were not long relationships, which sucked but Harry felt like...this might sound arrogant, but it’s either their lost — although there was never any bad blood with his breakups! or his person was still out there somewhere...

I haven’t fully played his route (AJ stole my ass since I couldn’t romance seb or Nicky sorry) but I’ve seen screen caps and he’s a total sweetie if he’s really committed to you, you might be his “true love”

He’s nervous opposed to his usual confidence when he’s chatting to other ladies with ease, with you it’s different, it’s magnetic, nerve-wrecking, butterflies, electric, and exciting all wrapped in one

I feel like he shows his love language with quality time but also enjoys physical touch from his partner

Picky eater

But he was worst as a child! Barely ate anything which led to him being lanky or it’s in his genes but mostly he wouldn’t eat a damn thing

These are a few of his favorite things: figs, green tea, and almond milk

makes the best spring rolls with the rice paper, those are superior than fried! “Fried food will kill u u know!” “Okay bill.” “Iona, don’t know if u had too much to drink but, erm I’m Harry.” “R/WHOOOOssssh! And you’re s’pposed to be the smart one, yeah right.”

outside of the villa he found himself continuing his friendship with bill—even tho he pisses him off sometimes since he’s always got some shit to say but they’re probably the closest, Iona she’s always honest and is always a good time to be around when they hang out, Then there’s Camilo and Miki that he hangs out with too

Is the first one sharing about his day in the group chat with all of the villa, he can feel half of them rolling their eyes at him since many feel he tends to exaggerate

if he’s not endgame with mc...he kinda feels a way that Genevieve found her happiness in seb instead of him, it’s not that he’s bitter—he genuinely liked her and felt like maybe they didn’t try hard enough but deep down knows relationships can’t be forced. It’s just his ego trying to control things that’s all! plus he was comfortable with vieve even if it felt more on a platonic side...oh well

once slid into jen from s1’s dms one dark stormy drunk night & admitted on live that erikah kinda gave him some tips before going on the show... & that he thought one of the new girls that entered the villa was a better fit than one of the originals from s2 which caused him to get blocked by said original OOP

Has a circle of close friends outside of the villa, they’re all brainiacs and have something going for themselves

Enjoys action films and biographical drama films like: James Bond, John Wick, and the social network

Isn’t ashamed to admit that he loves using sheet face masks but isn’t the greatest at following a consistent skincare routine

Has his own back massager that he spent a lot of $ on since it wouldn’t go on sale and then a week later...it went on sale

sends a lot of “🙃🙂” texts when you piss him off

probably worked at GameStop, the apple store, Godiva, and currently works at a electronic repair shop for a side of cash but is looking for a internship since he’ll be graduating next year

Always Keeps cough drops on him? 

is a huge cuddler & falls asleep easily

His brain is always active, experiences REM sleep often

fav video games are tekken & hitman

owns a drone now 😏

also loves strategic board games & riddles

Took quarantine life seriously, did his research before it completely broke globally and started buying shit excessively in person and online that he sent most to his family before the campus shut down

Is the friend that will check on his friends :)

Keeps his dorm and his room back home CLEAN af, is OCD about everything being in order/organized. Will know if you touched his shit, Archie felt his wrath many times before

Has a life goal board in his closet, & plans to be fully established by 25. More power to ya Harry!

Celeb crushes: Victoria justice, Jesy Nelson, Deepika Padukone, Brec Bassinger, jasmine tookes, and princess Mae

Who does he listen to? oceanfromtheblue, Galimatias, Ta-Ku, Aries, Tyler, the creator, rich Brian, NIKI, viji, & AJR

Anthem = DPR IAN, “So beautiful”

[highdwightofmylife]

this is baby's first request but i really love your writing and hc's ;___; could you do dwight, david, jeff and evan with an s/o who is transgender and has bad bouts of body dysphoria sometimes? i understand if thats hard to write for tho hajgkgj take care and ily

congrats on ur first request i love you!!!! you’re doing great sweetie!!!! Sorry this took so long, it got lost in my drafts and then I fell of the map for a while ahhahaha

HCS With a Transgender S/O

David King

David is a man who was raised with toxic masculinity and 'stereotypical gender norms'. He was always told that girls should be girls and boys should be boys. But that doesn't mean he follows what he was taught. He doesn't fully understand how it feels to be trans as he's never experienced the thoughts himself but he supports you.

You can really tell he supports you. Like. REALLY. No matter what you identify as. Are you a boy? Great! He'll call you his best boy!! A dashing gentleman! Are you a girl? A darling lady! Are you neither, or something else? Well, then you're sweetheart, baby or whatever you want to be! He might accidently use the wrongs names of phrases to begin with, but he realises QUICK and he's like "oh shIT SORRY MY BAD"

Any time you experience your dysphoria, he's on hand to help with encouraging words. He's the king of pop talks. He will tell you exactly how beautiful, handsome and/or perfect you are!

David is embarrassed by nothing. He will stand with you. If you want to wear dresses, he'll wear em too! If you're struggling to put on a binder, he'll help! And then be like "woW CANT EVEN SEE EM, WHOS MY HANDSOME LAD"

If anyone misgenders you, he'll throw down. Well. He'll give them a LOOK first and then 'Oi' but if it keeps happening, he WILL throw down.

Dwight Fairfield

Very understanding, very supportive.

He asks you to list everything you feel, one by one, and he'll answer them all. One by one.

Expect plenty of kisses on your face as he breathlessly tells you how much you mean to him. He'll have to keep stopping to catch his breath because he is ATTACKING you with positivity right now.

Some people headcannon Dwight as trans himself, and I really like that! So if, theoretically, he was trans, he'd understand exactly what you're going through! But again, this won't apply to everyone's version of him.

Will never ever misgender you because the moment you tell him what your pronouns are and what you're comfortable with, he spends SO LONG just saying it in his head to make sure he gets it right. He's so anxious and the last thing he wants to do is make you feel uncomfortable or ignored. And although he's nervous, he's a man that sticks by his principles, and if someone ELSE misgenders you, Dwight will kindly remind them to use your preferred labels and pronouns.

Evan Macmillan / The Trapper

Evan was, like David, raised to think that boys were boys and girls were girls and so forth. His father was very opinionated, and Evan grew up hearing that every day of his life. So when you told him that you were trans, he didn't... Get it? He may have came off as dismissive or harsh, but that's only because that's what was drilled into him.

If you sit him down and explain, tell him how you feel and what it means to be trans, he'll listen. Because his father, while being opinionated, could never explain WHY he had thought these things were wrong. So explain. Talk to him. Remove the stigma. Tell him it's fine. And normal. It's just something that people do. And that it's okay. And honestly? You'll find that he understands quicker than you think. He accepts uou much quicker than you think.

So when you experience your bouts of body dysphoria, he may not fully understand, but he tries his best. He realises he doesn't have to understand all the ins-and-outs. He understands that you're not feeling okay, and that's all he needs to know. Expect to be pulled into his arms. Expect to be coddled.

He's kinda curt and not very gentle. So if you tell him that you don't feel right because of something like this --- such as feeling like you're not feminine or masculine enough and etc, then he'll literally just say "don't be an idiot". You can tell him all of your concerns and he'll be like, "doesn't matter, you're still mine."

Jeff Johansen

Jeff is the coolest guy you could ever date for things like this. He's so laidback and thoughtful and considerate of others. He has no issue calling you by your preferred names and pronouns, and he usually just calls you sweetheart anyway, so. Genderneutral.

When you're going through bouts of dysphoria, he likes to hold you close to his chest and kiss at your temple.

He'll calmly ask you to tell him your concerns, letting you ramble without interruption and say everything you are feeling. And he'll hold you and him in acknowledgement every now and then and when you're finally done, he'll pull you over so you can face him, still sat on his lap, and he'll softly answer everything you've started with what HE thinks. If you think you don't 'pass' as the identity you are, he's gonna tell you that he doesn't believe that passing is a thing because everyone is unique and different. How others perceive you has no bearing, because you ARE what you say and think you are. Anything negative you tell him about yourself, he'll calmly tell you his own opinions. He'll never outright say you're wrong, because he wants you to be able to change your views without being flat-out reprimanded for thinking what you think.

Expect lots of hugs and kisses.

[flashfuture]

Barry is most of Hal’s impulsive control, and Barry’s impulse control is Iris. So it’s a cycle of dumbass on dumbass violence. It’s funny because Id argue in the flash family it’s Jay and Iris (and Joan) who have the most sense, Linda and Wally share the same fight me mentality, and it’s like, they fell for the other intensity, over all else, like they are the anti hallmark movie couple, no slowing down only SPEED (Sorry For my feelings on Linda and Wally)

Kyle: FIGHT ME

Conn: No, not doing that.

Kyle: Okay...but

Conn: no!

Kyle: 🥺

The 90’s said to Conn, Wally, and Kyle: “you are no longer baby.” And then threw them into the Colosseum to the lions. Ollie, Barry and Hal are all saying your doing great sweetie but wincing.

The human lanterns protect their own, like a pack of wolves or a very green bee hive. If Hal is the biggest brother and Kyle is the littlest brother, that makes John and Guy the like...middle children and like Guy fits the vibe of a middle child and John has eldest daughter syndrome (I feel like I’m being rude not including Jess ans Baz, but they like...do their own thing with each other)

Here’s the thing though about the Flashfam none of them are okay

Jay and Joan did their craziness years and years ago, golden age silliness 

But Barry and Iris they’re quiet about their feralness. Iris gunned down a shit ton of security agents in the future, stole Bart, and jumped them back into the past. Iris has slapped Batman across the face. She’s wild you just wouldn’t notice it right away. She provides Barry with some stability cause she’s like Bar babe we should do this and no matter how crazy the idea Barry is down. 

Wally and Linda are def the ‘put em up’ couple

Bart is the meet you in a Denny’s Parking lot at 2 am whoops I killed god kid. It gets crazier and crazier the more gens down lol. 

Lol that is Kyle and Conn tho. But if Conn can’t stop Kyle from starting shit you know he’s right there with his friend. 

Yeah Jess and Baz are doing their thing and vibing. But Hal pulled such a big brother and dare I say dad move on them. “Stop fighting or so help me I will make you get along” He tied their rings together so they had to use the same Power Battery. Honestly a dad move (throwback to the time my dad made my brother and I sit in the same chair together for an hour)

Hal, John, Guy, and Kyle are the four horsemen or corpsmen which they have proclaimed themselves to be. They’ve got a very tight unshakeable bond.

Hal is the big brother of the group in that he’s the one in the front. He takes the blame for everything. He makes the calls. And everyone in the universe knows who he is. Like his family can handle themselves more than fine but you wanna run if you hear big brother is coming

Which lol I’m imagining a massive fight right and Guy and Kyle started it of course. John claims he had no part in it (he did) And Hal rocks up. That’s when everyone flees the scene of the crime. “Really?” Guy says while pointedly ignoring Hal’s raised eyebrow and tunes out John completely bull shitting Hal while Kyle just pouts

John is the eldest daughter of the group for certain like a textbook case. John takes over the leadership of the corps. Which meant he was playing peacemaker between his bros who are disasters and the guardians who are like their parent bosses. 

Guy is unable to escape being the middle child. Which means he fights non-stop with Hal but they’d do anything for each other. He and John are super tight best of friends. And he’s non stop teasing Kyle while also being hella overprotective of Kyle

[whimsywit]

Hello, I was hoping to get a red velvet truffle...?

I use he/they pronouns and I have no gender preference. I'm an average height and im a minor, I don't know much about zodiac stuff but I think it depends on birthday and my bday is on september 4th.. and I have shaggy/wavy dark red box dyed hair that reaches my shoulders and brown eyes lol I wear neat glasses too. I have pretty cool piercings, I usually wear baggy clothes because I like to stay comfortable.

I'm a very lazy/laidback person and I like getting into alot of playful banter n joking around with people im comfortable with. I am very people dependent and I hate being alone. I don't consider myself all too smart to be honest I'm wistfully ignorant lol. I have a not so good temper. I have trouble putting my thoughts and emotions into words and instead they're more present....physically if that makes sense idk like i said before i have trouble with this shit lol. I try my best to help my friends with any issues they have but I'm kind of awful at it.I am a very passionate person and I think I can be a very good person but I'm just so full of doubt that it makes me wonder if I'm just lying yakno? LOL. I kind of really rather go with the flow of thinks yakno? I'm really easy to fluster/embarrass and I am way too sensitive for my own good.

Random lil things about me, I used to do karate I hated every second of it but I still think fighting cool as fuck, I have awful music taste none of it makes sense I go from nasty screaming music to soft cheesy love pop songs it sucks but im really into singing too, i like playing games any kind of games but I usually suck at them 

I like dark and stormy weather nd hanging out with friends while just doin fun stuff. I really like savory foods as well. I dislike the heat and just being dirty/sweaty, I also have an irrational hatred of naps because i feel like im losing so much time i could be using to do stuff. My fears are being as bad as the people who hurt me in the past, and bugs haha. I really just wanna be successful in my life and amount to something! Have a good job a good house yakno yakno all that good stuff.

Traits I look for is someone who has a sense of humor even if its just a lil bit, someone sweet who will take time to understand me n stuff like that lol.. Someone I can find comfort in without feeling stupid about it. I really admire people who are empathetic since I have trouble being empathetic myself. Traits I'm not interested in are like people who are way too serious and uptight, not that being serious is a bad thing but i just can't groove with it.

Ok thats all, thank you very much :)❤ -👹🍁🌋

Heya! Tysm for requesting, and also in case you were curious, your main zodiac aka sun sign is Virgo (tho that doesn’t really come into play in your matchup mb 😅) Anyway, based on your info, I think you’d be perfect with...

Eijiro Kirishima!

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Gosh you’re giving Tetsutetsu a run for his money with how similar you and Eijiro are! Both of you are passionate yet easygoing people... people (as in people-person but plural? ignore that it was so ineloquent 😅) who are more focused on and inclined towards the physical than anything else. On one hand it means youre unafraid of being close and touchy, and thus very affectionate with one another, which is good news for your dependency trait! On the other hand, you guys do have to study a LOT more than some of your other friends, most often with their help cause its not like you guys are gonna get anywhere by yourselves ffgjsvksdj But being in the same boat and bearing the brunt of it together makes it a lot better, trust! And you throw in plenty of gaming and joint hair-dying dates to balance it out dw ;0

Actually, I could go on and on about all the stuff you two get up to together! Plenty of sparring sessions since he loves a good ol fight just as much as you, hanging out with the bros while sharing savory snacks all around, and singing at the top of both your lungs to anything and everything, since I can see his music taste being all over the place, too. There’s never a dull or tense moment between you, as making you laugh (and occasionally taking advantage of your sensitivity since he thinks you’re the cutest thing in the world when you’re flustered ^w^) quickly become some of his favorite things to do.

Eiji is definitely able to stand your temper—just look at his blond best bud—and always calms you down whenever you rage. He also sees and loves how want to be a good person, help out those around you, and just make an impact. In his mind it’s super admirable that you’re even trying, and effort is half the battle after all! We’ve also seen how he’s struggled with self-image and self-doubt in the past, so he empathizes with your feelings in spades and is more than willing to help and encourage you while you overcome it. ALSO also, thinks all your piercings are manly as hell, and it probably inspires him to get some of his own, which sidenote he looks super hot in so tysm for blessing the world with that 🥺

All in all, you and Eijiro perfectly walk the line between comfortable and intimate. Every moment with him is filled with good vibes as he brings out the best in you, understanding, comforting, and protecting you (at least when any bugs show up for that last one lmfao) like no other while never minding any of your flaws! This guy’s honestly such a perfect sweetie but you more than deserve someone as great as him 💗💞