#he was just so done

[choices-binglebonkus]

Choices Diamond Ads

-The most delicious looking food known to humanity

-Chick-fil-a 🤢🤢🤢

-Evony (this ad played so many times I can still repeat the whole thing word-for-word 💀)

-“wE hAvE tO rEnOvAtE tHiS pLaCe!”

-Merge Mansion

-Ads where some woman takes her baby and fends for herself in a frozen shack (then bursts into tears at the end when the person playing the ad makes all the wrong choices)

-Ad for other visual novels app with endless queerbaiting

-That one Adventure Communist ad that was glitchy as fuck and never actually gave you any diamonds for watching it

-Royal Match ad where the dude always dies at the end because the player once again makes ridiculous choices

-Insert other ad that claims to show actual gameplay in the ad but is just another one of those generic games that lies about its content

-That one ad where the lady was like “you can win real money playing this game! I’m talking 2 million dollars a week!”

-Obvious weight loss scams

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[soyochii]

Quick doodles before I evaporate.

[sameboot]

Simon petrikov coping FAIL compilation

[rileykeouhg]

MATTHEW PERRY as CHANDLER BING FRIENDS (1994–2004) ∞ The One Where We Say Goodbye, Matthew Perry 💔

[starwarjotta]

looking for someone on Tatooine

[kidovna]

manifested mileven at the snowball in 2016, so now I’m manifesting byler at senior prom🪻🌻

[batbabydamian]

Jorge Jimenez C2E2 2024 Commission!

[mjulmjul]

Katya / Goncharov

[colberine]

crying some real queer tears over how anxious and scared izzy was to have makeup on and sing in front of everyone but they didn’t blink an eye and just started dancing and singing with him

[crybaby-bkg]

I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.

“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.

“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.

you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.

you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.

he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.

“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.

“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.

[harrymasonsdadbod]

THE WAY HES STANDING IS KILLING ME

LOOK AT HIM

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[redsray]

I love those fics where the JL learns about Jason (or the entire batfam, wtv) and realise that the Red Hood, who ran Batman in circles for a good while and keeps him on his toes, took over the entire crime-ridden drug empire of Gotham in just a few months, ran (or is still running) the Iceberg lounge and is just objectively terrifying: is also a nineteen-year-old with this baby face. THIS is who multiple drug lords answered to and who protects Crime Alley.