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flashhwing · 8 months

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suddenly had a vision of warden molly and now I’m sad there’s no tieflings in dragon age

#warden molly would be so fun #he’d hate it SO MUCH #I imagine the only way to get him to join would be a ‘well im dying of the blight may as well give it a shot’ scenario #he plans to cut and run at the first available moment but then. well. fuck #suddenly I’m the ONLY gray warden left? I gotta save the world now?#like fine sure I’ll save the world I guess but he’s dragging his feet and being so sassy about it #does not get along with leliana but gets along with morrigan much the same as he does with beau #constantly flirting with Alistair just to fuck with him but then later. to fuck him #zevran joins and everyone’s like ‘oh maker there’s two of them’#is not gonna kill Loghain until he realizes Alistair will actually divorce him over it then he’s like Well Okay old man murder time #ultimate sacrifice ending because unfortunately. is it molly if he doesn’t die </3 #this has been a post

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laniidae-passerine · 3 months

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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man

#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him #like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate #like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right #madeleine didn’t even know him #daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him #(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore #uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him #maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead #armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing #so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater #and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two #attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years #so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central #louis de pointe du lac #ldpdl #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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justaz · 4 months

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merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him

#they make me SICK #i hate them so much #if arthur had found out about his magic earlier and took it poorly…he’d be the only person able to kill him #merlin handing over the sword as a symbol of his utter trust in arthur #god imagine arthur finding out (au everyone lives) and being torn between wanting to cast the sword away but also wanting to keep it on him #he hates the weight of merlins life that now seems attached to the blade #he doesnt want it #but he cant cast it away bc what if someone gets their hands on it?? then merlins life is in their hands #he is BAFFLED that merlin would give HIM - uther pendragons son - the only thing that could kill him #he asks after days of fitful sleep and consideration and merlin is just like #‘its /you/ arthur.’ he says like its painfully obvious #NCJGSKSNSDIBSKSB TEYH MKAE ME VIOELTNT #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #excalibur #immortal merlin #merthur #im just thinking of percabeth when percy tells annabeth where his mortal point is and she is the ONLY person who knows #and she has to carry that tidbit of information around like its not the heaviest burden shes ever carried - more so than the sky #that one quote 'love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting them not to'#idk you get it #arthur and annabeth being the only people who can destroy the one they love #merlin and percy having unwavering trust and faith in their other half that they place their life in their hands #literally #sorry im done

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magicandmundane · 5 months

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Hunter: Fuck it. Let’s go back to Kamino and adopt that kid.

Wrecker, Tech, and Echo: Adopt—? Yeah okay, we’ve done weirder shit.

Crosshair: With all due respect, which is none at this point, what the fuck is wrong with you

#this has probably been done before but i’m currently rewatching the whole series #and WOW is s1 a trip #especially being fresh out of s3 #hunter almost instantly adored omega and i love it (except for that eye roll in the cafeteria scene lol)#wrecker tech and echo were just along for the ride and grew kinda fond of her pretty quickly #and crosshair hated her guts #which is SO FUNNY since s3 has me convinced that if he’d just had 5 more minutes with her in that cell in ep1 #he would have been ride or die for her so much sooner lol #the bad batch #tbb season 1 #tbb incorrect quotes #clone force 99 #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #tbb echo #tbb crosshair #tbb omega

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fumifooms · 9 months

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Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

#Chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #analysis #HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY #You know what yeah understandable have a good day #Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm #I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s #how he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺#I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many #compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol #He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!!#I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers #He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help #Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’#is nice in his opinion #This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost…#OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level.#‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc #Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡#Laws are important to him bc he knows how bad punishment is if you break them and how they’re the key to getting better rights

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stinkythehutt · 9 months

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also. something about palpatine being so adept at seeing into the future that all of his successes feel completely joyless by the time he achieves them because he’s just going through the motions… how fucked up and nihilistic and brutal that would make you…

#teddy talks #anakin is like the opposite of this bc he’s tortured by his future failures #so he lives in constant terror and denial #whereas palpatine is lowkey tortured in a different way though he’d never ever label it as such #but the boredom of it all. the inescapability…#in a sense of course you would long for ultimate power over the force. because you would feel so much just like a meaningless vehicle #of its will otherwise #and anakin would be a PERFECT toy for someone like that. because he is so bewildered. he’s easy to tangle up in knots #i’m just doing some character Thinking #but yeah. of course one in palpatines position might hate the force and feel a need to lash out and dominate it #and he manages his own repressed bewilderment by manufacturing it in anakin to an extreme degree #but. importantly. while also having complete control over the machinations of anakin’s experience #and by crushing the force and all knowledge of it #CHRIST i’m back sorry but all the stuff he does to extend his life. he obviously is terrified of death #and rather than face it he just creates My Apprentice: The Guy Super Fucked Up About People Dying #to punish somebody else for his own horror…. it’s giving projective identification. not to bring freud into this

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jkpng · 3 months

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im so fucking tired man i need him gone i need him gone immediately. keep their names out of your stinking fucking mouth. hes the fucking roach of the music industry literally everyone hates his guts and he just wont die

#i bet he’d die if fucking bang pd wasnt buddies w him #if bang pd wasnt a raging fucking capitalist and zionist keeping him relevant and employed #im SO fucking tired #‘opportunity to executive produce the solo career of jungkook’ You are a fucking shitstain on his legacy #he should take retirement a step further and **** *******#i hate him so fucking much i hate him so much i hate him i hate him i hate him #and i hate bang pd too man fucking pathetic spineless sellout i fucking hate all of them i hate hybe i hate hybe i hate hybe #hey bighit bang pd isnt ur ceo anymore what if u left hybe. ur an independent label What if u left. hey listen #anyways sorry to put anger on the dash when everyones excited for jimin i am also excited im just. sooooo angry #~

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scumvillainess · 2 months

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imo, the only reason why shen qingqiu (sj) would ever be okay with someone proposing to him/asking him out in public is because while it is a pretty embarrassing thing to happen to him it would be even more embarrassing for the person who is proposing/asking him out because they could potentially get rejected in a really humiliating way and it would be a wasted effort, lol.

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stealingyourbones · 3 months

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Gotta love when folks write Superman incredibly anti-clone even though he had good reason in the beginning to Not Like Superboy (HES A WINDOW INTO WHAT CLARK WOULD HAVE BEEN WITHOUT THE KENTS) and decide that forever on he’ll be spiteful towards clones even though he literally Does Not Care if you’re a clone unless you’re Superboy.

#IF YOU LIKE THIS CHARACTERIZATION IGNORE ME BUT I GOTTA VENT #bones speaks #bones writes in the tags #sometimes I wanna bash my head into a wall. SUPERMAN IS INHERENTLY A GOOD PERSON IN EVERY WAY KON EL IS JUST A TERRIFYING REALIZATION-#OF WHAT HE’D BE WITHOUT A LOVING CARING AND NURTURING FAMILY! HE DIDNT LIKE KON BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED)#RAGGGGHHHHH #for the love of god I know it’s an easy way for Danny to hate Superman (SUPERMAN ISNT THE BAD GUY YALL PLEASE) but there can be so much more #have him awkwardly go up to Danny and ask him how he handled having a clone and try to use that info to get along with Kon!#he works with countless clones in the Justice League and I don’t see y’all writing him hating them. make it make sense #just- please. you don’t have to read a comic to know that Superman is meant to be The Best Of Humanity. just write with that baseline #I’m just sad folks are being so gosh darn mean to Supes. he’s a delightful character to read and my favorite big superhero #and a lot of folks in dpxdc do the anti clone stuff and that’s Clark’s entire personality for the comic.#you don’t think he’d be sympathetic because Danny was given immense duty and power and is only a few of his kind? or having an evil self in #another dimension that showed him the destruction he could bring?#Clark is a smartass. he is a seeker of the truth. he is a reporter (and a damn good one too). he is a loving husband. he is an alien.#he is a hero. he is a god. he is a caring friend. he is a genuinely kind and good being.#I recommend reading All Star Superman. Under The Yellow Sun by Clark Kent. and Superman:Grounded

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askchilchuck · 2 months

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I fucking love your middle-aged twink ass(platonically). I love you(platonically).

Another one… What’s a twink? would you people knock this off??

#asks #anon #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #chilchuck dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chat simps for chilchuck #ooc: i love this twink dilf so much and he’d hate me for it #edit: fixed typo

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fujii-draws · 6 months

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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter.#he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point.#and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!!#hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do!#the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into-#one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT.#but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb.#I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time.#and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances.#and doesn’t want to hear any excuse.#but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment.#NOW. CHAPTER 17.#UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC.#IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!#BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’#WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM.#(NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.)#and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through.#despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up.#like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him.#that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying.#just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner.#IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD.#and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore.#he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had.#and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT.#<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but.#eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind.#I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

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bisexualmultifandommess · 4 months

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I’ve seen angst posts about the idea of in a fic or in the show someone tells Tommy that Buck doesn’t really like being called Evan and Tommy feels so bad so he tries calling him Buck (even though it sounds so strange to him) and Buck is upset thinking he’s done something wrong or Tommy isn’t really interested anymore even though he very much is he just didn’t want to make Buck feel uncomfortable.

But the comedy element instead where he still tries to call him Buck but Buck is like yo wtf and is like “why are you calling me that? You call me Evan” and Tommy is just like “oh the others said you don’t like that name I’m so sorry” and so Buck is half heartedly annoyed now because he had a mini heart attack and goes to tell the others he’s fine with it and like jokingly tell them off.

Meanwhile Chimney is just chilling in the firehouse and is like why do I hear boss music? Buck just comes in like wtf did you do???

#just think it’s funny to think about lmao I love them so much #buck just coming in like “why did you do it?? I hate the sound of it”#chimney ravi eddie and hen just sat there like “can we have some context?”#buck loves it when tommy calls him evan #if he called him buck he’d probably think he was possessed or something #this kind of reminds me of my other favourite fanfic concept which is midoriya trying to call bakugou by his name instead of kacchan #evan buckley 🤝 bakugou katsuki #hating hearing their boyfriends call them anything other than the special name they have for them #such a weird thing to be similar lmao but here we are #911 #911 show #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #tevan #kinley #buck x tommy #tommy x buck

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cowboy-kidd · 3 months

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Caregiver!Bruce Wayne (The Batman; 2007)

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#moodboard tag #bearbabbles #bearbarks #hi guys meet my papa I love him very much #he doesn't let Alfred dress you cuz he likes to dress you himself #you n him share a closet cuz he likes to be close to you #you guys also sleep in the same bed - he’d try to make you breakfast (causes him to have father-son bonding time w/ Alfred)#you call Alfred Mr. pennyworf even though he urges you to call him something else #not grandpa cuz he’s not THAT old!!#bruce likes to sleep with the windows open cuz he likes the smell of the outside therefore it is usually extremely cold in his room #he ties your tie loosely on purpose to which Alfred tightens it after seeing what a “sloppy job master Bruce has done hasn't-#he little one?”#you guys frequently bounce on parties and get togethers cuz you both hate them with a burning passion #a lot of the women dote on you n feed you chocolate n call you things like “sugar” n “cutiepie”#they ask a lot for you n brucie to which Alfred pulls excuses from under a rug #you hide alfreds shoes as an incentive to play hide n seek with him #(bold of you to assume he doesn't have multiple pair)#bruce isn't a coffee drinker!!#he drinks tea.#he likes to clip your paci’s vv gently to your sweater vests or button ups #so does Alfred #alfred plays violin Bruce plays piano n they record you a little lullaby to lull you to sleep #dc agere #batman agere #agere batman #boyre #sfw boyre #They take you to museums n hold your hands so you don't get lost #alfred smells like cinnamon sticks and something vaguely sweet #like vanilla mixed with strawberries

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dceasesd · 4 months

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look i love and support the classics nerd jason headcanon as much as the next person but i know deep in my heart that rather than being a “i worship the ground austen walks on” classics nerd he’d 100% be a fitzgerald/hemingway snob

#please tell me you guys know what i mean #also i am just sort of sick of people reducing jason’s classics interests to just austen THERES SO MUCH MORE OUT THEREEEE #if he was in my us modernism class i know i’d hateeee his knowledgeable ass #i’d be like damn he is so right but why he gotta say it like that #now the real question is……. who does he like more fitzgerald or hemingway #i’m gonna say fitzgerald because i HATE hemingway #english major ramblings sorry #(also he’d like 1984 just a little too much)#dc comics #jason todd #batman #dc #red hood #jason todd headcanon

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you-know-i-get-itt · 2 months

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aaron minyard appreciation post

#please my guy went through so much and somehow stayed together through it all #through the neglect through the abuse through the addiction #finally found actual real love that he wasn’t allowed to actualize because of the pact he made with his brother because he couldn’t bear to #lose him again #(also i feel like we kind ignore the fact that he did lose his mother? like yeah she was abusive but like. he still loved her. and abuse #doesn’t work like a 180 between love and hate)#he was ready to deck neil if he sensed even a hint of malicious intent toward his brother #on another note he spent 30 minutes sitting in absolute silence when he was supposed to be having therapy sessions #like absolute silence. even neil couldn’t achieve that level of petty. what an icon #he was uprooted from everything he’d ever known at least twice #and god. god. the way he didn’t hesitate #not for one second #to crush drake’s skull when he saw andrew #the way he loves so fiercely and receives like. so little in return #does he even have a best friend #he deserves the entire entire world #aaron minyard #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #should i tag the characters i mentioned in the tags? ykw i will tag them #katelyn mackenzie #kateaaron #andrew minyard #neil josten #my posts

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francy-sketches · 1 year

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Oh we are reaching warriorcats level of discourse

#.txt #the discourse: dreamfyre loved rhaena more than helaena and would choose her in targ heaven #it’s a bigass dragon they can both fit #meanwhile vhagar in targ hell: holy shit two visenyas!!!#‘graystripe would choose his true love silverstream in starclan’ ‘umm no he’d choose millie bc they’ve been together longer’#he would choose millie btw -_- like that’s his wife of 30 cat years he’s not gonna leave her for his college fling #he has two paws anyway #also they look the same he wouldn’t be able to distinguish them #justice for millie 😤 she got so much undeserved hate 😔#’but she abused her daughter’ no she didn’t also blossomfall is annoying #or maybe she did I forgot #but as I remember it blossomfall was whining bc her mom paid more attention to her disabled sister #can’t believe I’m warriorcatsdiscoursing on main #it’s kind of embarrassing how much of these dumb cat books I remember #cursed with knowledge forever

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