#hes holding it

[oaklastname]

someone on twitter asked for bugbo with water

uh yeah he has it now

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[iscariotapologist]

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[vocallywritten]

Colin Bridgerton truly is a man of action, but only if his family points out that he should do something first lol. His mom is like "hey you should maybe talk to Penelope before she gets engaged."

And Colin goes, "Yes, absolutely, good point. I'll go get engaged to Penelope immediately. Thanks mom."

And then Anthony goes, "Hey you should probably tell Penelope you love her with your words."

And Colin immediately stands up and is like, "Such a great point, I'm going NOW."

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[simply-ewok]

rolling over, half asleep, in the middle of the night and when you stretch your arm out you end up smacking ghost in the face, and you can’t help but fling yourself back with a loud gasp before realizing it’s just your man, who yet again, snuck inside and cozied up to you without stirring you (bc he hates waking up his baby) bc he was able to come home early and chose to surprise you. and after you relax and begin apologizing for hitting him you hear his low, growly chuckle as he sits up to pull you into his chest, kissing your forehead before mumbling into your sweet smelling hair “it’s all right lovie, di’n’t mean to scare you.”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[smashorpass50plus]

Robert Reich, Former US Secretary of Labor, Leftist Economist Political Commentator as well as professor, author, lawyer, father of Dropout CEO Sam Reich. god in heaven help me i'm so down bad. please don't credit me for this

[meelkiewee]

I'm sooo late on the Grian permit office train but I just found this image on internet and I was possessed to draw.

Hope you enjoy.

And if you don't I'll have to put you on hold.

⬇️ inspo pic + details

[buttdumplin]

yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him

yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away

yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes

but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop.