#hes trying so hard

[enby-peep]

sect leader jin ling, age 13, at his first cultivation conference, trying SO hard to respect his elders while watching them verbally fistfight each other over a 0.001% trade tax increase: i am mature for my age. i am bigger than the adults that have hurt me. i am mature for my age. i am bigger than the adults that have hurt me. i am mature for my age. i am

[highfivecharlie]

[turtletoria]

that awkward moment when youve been stuck in your own mind for years on end and the only company you have is a rat that hates you

[objectum-culture-is]

posic objectum culture is experiencing a power outage and watching your dad trying to start your portable generator in the freezing rain, cursing and striking at the hard plastic casing when the engine refuses to turn over and just being like. please stop, be gentle. he's trying so so hard and it's so cold and he doesn't want to be yelled at. it isn't his fault, he hasn't been run in such a long time he's trying so desperately to keep up. please be sweet to him

.

[edjectedly]

Tim, Your Problematic Fav

This is based on this post by @therealtrevanian because I thought it was funny and they said I could write about it :)

I'm working on typing up the second post in this AU as an actual fic, so be on the look out!

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Bruce: you shut down a social media website?

Tim: yes

Bruce: because you were called… 'problematic'?

Tim: I don't know why we are hashing this out again

Jason: wait! you're the bastard that shut down tumblr?!

Tim: and what of it

Jason: *rolling up sleeves* I'm going to end you

Bruce: oh no

~~~~~

Bruce, on the phone: okay, Tim's nose has been set, Jay's knuckles wrapped, what do I do next?

Dick: okay now you need to punish them

Bruce: … but I'll feel bad, they're already hurt

Dick: Bruce Thomas Wayne you have to give consequences for shit like this

Bruce: …. fine *hangs up*

Dick: he's not gonna do shit is he?

Wally: nope

~~~~~

Tim: I can't believe he called in Dick

Jason: why? like isn't that what he does anytime anything goes slightly wrong

Tim: … good point

Tim: I feel like cleaning the BatCave is too great a punishment

Jason: at least we're not Bruce, Dick's making him read parenting books again

Tim: god rest his soul

~Bonus~

Bruce: … do I really have to take a quiz after?

Dick: y e s

Bruce: :( you know tests make me anxious

Dick: 

Dick: oh my god

Dick: you're Batman! you go against the Riddler! you'll be fine.

Bruce: that's different

Dick: fine it can be open book

Bruce: :)

[dawn-lilacbloom]

new chapter has cemented Quanxi as the LGBTQ+ icon in this series

[bonetrousledbones]

actually that post randomly getting notes sent me down the rabbit hole again so yknow what i am going to HIGHLY encourage yall to add some more good mangled undertale songs bc i think i just found a new favorite rn

[sadbitchenjoysanime]

I don't know if anyone else has made a post about this but I think it's absolutely criminal that on one was mentioned that the rice-balle where all filled with miri's favorites

[tinchronicles]

OHHH BABY..Jesse sound SO tired lmao. Let the man rest!!!

[cursedmystic]

@dandieliongirl replied: “As a florist! I think variety is the spice!” She is trying very hard to be nice.

"Ah, well. Do you think it looks bad?"

He taps his chin with one hand, looking at the flowers as they've been arranged.

"I think they're pretty at least."

[priceysalt]

she may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun

[w1llb7ers]

“if you loved me, you'd show me” and then it's 10 yr old will doodling hearts all over a drawing of mike and mike trying to find the friendly explanation for it

[anony-mouse-writer]

doc: i feel like youre not taking me seriously here

goodtime 'died like 15 times in the first episode' withscar: im taking you very seriously, now would you like some redstone?

[gilfrespecter]

VERY cute little spider trying to fuck my arm hair

[quixoticrobotic]

Brian Colson, hyping himself up before pretending to be a Fellow 1990s Kid: its not called Austria-Hungary anymore, its World War I not The Great War, nobody calls it Influenza anymore its just "The Flu" now and I don't need to have an anxiety attack if a classmate is absent because of it! geez!

[rosasappho]