#highkey sick of looking at this <3

[chocochipclaire]

the hansa never missing a breakfast together in toussaint 🧀🥐🍳

[chococoveredsmores]

Like anything miles 1610. I feel like everyone is writing for miles 42 and forgetting about the og!

midnight cravings - miles morales

SUMMARY: texts at 3am + a mcdonalds notif = a recipe for chaos

WORD COUNT: 561

A/N: i love midnight snacking. mcdonalds always hits harder at 2 in the morning! also sorry i keep writing miles in like situations where he isnt usually 100% Himself (sleepy, sick) so um,.. i will get to a proper one soon

WARNINGS: nothing seriously bad just fluff, food i guess, reader doesn't know miles is spiderman, reader is highkey a simp

"Ugh..." You wake up with a groan, rubbing your eyes and assessing your surroundings. Noticing the still-dark environment surrounding you, you reach out for your phone which was on the bedside table.

2:42 AM. The phone lights blare onto your face, causing you to squint. As you scroll through your notifications, two catch your eye— a text bubble from Miles sent a few minutes ago, and a promo from McDonalds for their new meal.

Miles’ message was rather cryptic, and a normal person wouldn’t understand what “ruawkkekkrkx” meant. But a few months of these kind of typos (which meant Miles was either on patrol or barely awake), and one learns the language.

On the other hand, the McDonalds notif… if it was a propaganda technique, it was definitely working on you. You click on the advertisement, and damn did that chicken burger look good…

You decide to go back to Miles’ text. After opening the app and keyboard, your fingers feel too heavy to type… so you tap on the call button instead.

After exactly three rings, he picks up; in place of his normally spunky voice was a low, raspy one.

“Hey. You good? What’s with the random call?” Damn, his voice was unintentionally sultry as hell. Would it be weird if you started screen recording? He wouldn't know, right?

Ahem. Anyway.

"Oh, I'm fine, a little hungry though. I just didn't wanna type. Um, nice voice by the way." You hear a chuckle through the screen.

"So, you hungry? I mean, I could like, get you a snack or whatever."

"It is literally 3 in the morning right now." Though you expressed disapproval at what he said, your facial muscles tugged into a smile.

"Whatchu want?"

One link to a McDonalds meal later, you're patiently waiting in a now dimly lit room, phone in hand and still in bed. You decide to watch a show while waiting.

You're midway through your show, engrossed in a particular fight scene when you hear your window open with a click. Your fight or flight senses kick in, and you jump out of your bed and grab your phone and lamp (it's the nearest weapon, so...).

You watch as a dark figure comes out of the window in fear, you are ready to swing your lamp and dial your nearest police station when the figure raises both their hands in the air, to signify peace...?

The person pulls up their mask to show their face, one that you'd instantly recognize anywhere.

"Miles!"

You drop everything and sprint to his arms— literally nothing, not even a meteor, could stop you at that moment from wrapping yourself around his lean figure. Miles places his hands on your back, and the two of you relish in each other's presence.

You wish the two of you could stay like that forever, but the enticing smell of a chicken burger and drink eventually draw your attention towards it and you pull away from him.

"Can we talk about how the hell you got to my window with me living in the 21st floor? I seriously thought that the moment you clicked open the window was going to be my last for a few seconds."

Miles smiles and slightly bites his lips, and God forbid the kinds of things you would do for this man.

"Maybe over a chicken burger?"

a/n: to be completely honest i cringed so hard typing this fanfic but i just need to finish it so i hope none of you umm.. feel what im feeling rn at my own writing...

[mitsies]

-;. bachira meguru as your boyfriend!

; fluff headcanons, wc: 1.3k ; warnings: a lil hurt/comfort but not much! ; author's notes: i love u bachira fr + lmk who u want to see hcs with next!

‣ bachira meguru is OBSESSED with you ‣ from the moment he met you, he knew he wanted to be close to you ‣ so he made it happen! ‣ he spoke to you as often as he could, whether it be texting or calling or in person ‣ he is infatuated with everything you do fr ‣ like, u could hiccup on a call, and bachira will be giggling and kicking his feet like 'teehee my s/o hiccupped' ‣ he gets SO GIGGLY when u do anything like ‣ if you guys are on a walk and u purposefully bump his shoulder he's fr twirling his hair and giggling like a schoolgirl ‣ his love language is 100000% physical touch ‣ and he's not shy about it, not even at the start of your relationship ‣ he's always got to be close to you

‣ holding hands & swingin them while you walk kinda thing ‣ he's into playful, fleeting touches ‣ the type to randomly pepper u with kisses ‣ he also bites???? like not in a hostile or sexual way it just ‣ he likes u sm so he bites u ‣ just.. chomp! every now and then ‣ he loves loves loves seeing you ‣ when he does he calls your name and literally SPRINTS his ass out to wherever you are and gives u the biggest hug ever <3

you jump at the sound of a familiar voice calling out your name. whipping around, you see a blur of black and yellow hair hurtling toward you at the speed of light.

before you know it, you're pulled into a tight hug, stumbling back a few paces as you laugh into bachira's hair. you wrap your arms around his head like you're trying to keep him there, grinning into the crook of your neck.

when he finally pulls away, arms still trailing on your waist. his eyes glitter with affection as they look into yours. "i missed you."

you smile. "you saw me yesterday."

bachira shoots you another starry smile and shrugs animatedly: "felt like sooo much longer without you, y'know!"

your heart flutters in your chest and you press your face into his collarbone briefly, before you pull away. his hand finds its place in your own- it fits like it was made for you.

"so," he says, "what are we doing today?"

"ice cream on the pier?"

"you know me so well!"

‣ and for dates: bachira isn't big on casual dates ‣ however, there's this ice cream shop that you're both regulars at! ‣ at least once a week, usually more, in the evenings the two of you meet to grab something sweet and just chill ‣ the two of you sit with your feet swinging off the edge above the water ‣ you each have a new flavor because the place has a rotating menu- you take turns chattering & letting each other try spoonfuls of your ice cream ‣ because of the nature of blue lock & his life path, he's busier than he'd like to be ‣ but trust that he is ALWAYSSSS messaging you ‣ man never leaves u alone ‣ like actually ‣ he ABUSES the 'notify anyway' option when you're on do not disturb ‣ calls you at stupid late hours of night just to prattle on about some stuff that doesn't matter ‣ he's a talker- he loves loves loves speaking with you ‣ his favorite thing about talking to you specifically is that you really seem to listen ‣ his friends nod their heads and play along but they don't get it ‣ you do, and you care- that's one of many things he loves about you ‣ bachira doesn't tell you he loves you often, even though he does ‣ he's got some deep-seated issues highkey LMFAO ‣ you always know he does, though ! it shines through in his little actions and the phrases of adoration he tells you ‣ all his friends/teammates know how much he loves you too ‣ like i said he is OBSESSED ‣ and he lets everyone know ‣ you send him a picture of you doing the most mundane thing? he's shoving his phone in isagi's face saying 'look how cute they are! look! now! here! you're not looking!' ‣ EVERYYYYONEEE is sick of him ‣ 'yes bachira we get it' ‣ but he KEEPS doing it ‣ (his friends are only mildly annoyed- they know how happy u make him so they don't care too much :,) ) ‣ when you're upset: bachira isn't much help ‣ he doesn't really know what to do with your feelings and he's not sure how to help ‣ he really, really wants to but he's at a loss ‣ so he just sits next to you and lets you cling on to him if that's what you want ‣ he'd stay there for as long as you want him, and if it helps, he'll talk to you about inane things that don't matter ‣ he'll talk about the weather and his games today, about isagi and rin's antics, about how dolphins are really good animals, anything that might take your mind off it ‣ he is! perfect! ‣ actually i take it back because ‣ if we're talking domesticity: this man is the best/worst roommate you'll have ‣ does the dishes only if you nag ‣ walks around (almost) naked because he doesn't really care LMFAO ‣ and worst of all he sticks to you like GLUE

"meguru," you scold, "we've gotta go. we're gonna be late."

"but you have to change," he wheedles, arms tethered around your neck as he lets his weight drop to the floor, pulling you down with him.

"and why is that a problem?"

"if you change, then you won't want to come back to bed!"

"yeah. that's the point."

"5 more minutes?" you're basically dragging him along the floor like a mop at this point. you'd kick him if you weren't in love with him.

"bachira meguru." you kick him anyways. he sprawls across the floors like a puddle of water, glaring up at you.

"fine," he sighs, pushing himself up, "fine, fine, fine!"

you extend a hand to pull him up. "c'mon, it'd be rude to be late to kunigami's birthday dinner."

he takes your hand, but tugs sharply- you tumble down onto the bedroom floor on top of him with a huff of air rushing out of your lungs.

"meguru!" he laughs and snakes an arm around you.

"i'm sure kunigami won't mind!"

‣ don't even get me STARTEDDDD on how this guy sleeps. ‣ he fr takes the WHOLE BED ‣ his arms are splayed out in every way possible, his legs too- absolutely starfished as far as he can go ‣ and he's a mfing blanket hog too. ‣ this piece of GARBAGE ‣ you'll have to get your own, but only pull it out once he's asleep- otherwise, he'll take that too ‣ big on c*ddling with you though ‣ he's gotta be touching you in SOME way ‣ typically one of you sleeps with your head on the other's chest, and you swap between positions every so often ‣ he likes it when you mess with his hair <3 ‣ try to put it in braids or pigtails and he'll fall in love ‣ will request you do that regularly LMFAO ‣ this becomes a kind of ritual- on quiet mornings, you'll sit on the edge of your shared bed and he'll be right below you ‣ you brush through his hair and deftly put little braids into it, before sweeping it into whatever style he decides ‣ it's the quiet mornings he shares with you that his love really shines thru- because he can talk to anyone, but it takes a lot of trust for him to let his guard down and be quiet ‣ anyways <3 bachira meguru u are the love of my life!

[queer-ragnelle]

Hello, I saw your answer (and therefore explanation) of Gawain and his many lovers and wondered if you also had some insights into the relationship between Kay and Bedivere? Was that a solely adventure buddies kinda thing or a little bit more perhaps? Anyways I hope you have a lovely evening

hey there!

oh yay i love them! i incorporated a lot of bedivere into my kay webweaving post and in my book series i modeled their relationship after real life knights sir john clanvowe and sir william neville. let's get into it! :^)

for starters, kay and bedivere are two of the oldest arthurian characters, so their "history" is long. which is very fun! in the mabinogion, kai and bedwyr refer to each other as "companions." the word is sometimes applied to all members of arthur's fellowship (ie "companion" of the round table) but i really enjoy the idea that it can speak to a deeper connection than "coworker." let's look at a couple passages.

in culhwch and olwen, kai and bedwyr are sent by arthur on a quest. their introductions are back to back with a list of their fun magical powers. notably, bedwyr's opens like this.

they are the definition of "comes as a set, do not separate." their apparent inseparability becomes a theme from here. later, kai works some blacksmithing, prompting this exchange.

literally what is this supposed to mean? if "companion" refers to all of arthur's men, then explain this...wild. off to a strong start. then comes the rescue of mabon, where kai and bedwyr ride together on the back of a huge salmon.

and here's some kickass artwork of this adventure by margaret jones, which i scanned for all to read!

but wait, there's more. last note about the mabinogion is that kai has his own turn of phrase referring to bedwyr's missing hand, which can seem a bit mean-spirited, but is received as more of an inside joke.

crazy stuff. okay. brace yourself for our boy geoffrey of monmouth's the history of the king's of britain. here kay and bedivere gain roles that go hand in hand, seneschal and cupbearer ("server" and "butler" in this translation). when arthur has to fight and kill the giant of mon saint michael, he chooses only two people to bring with him. guess who.

later, during the war, they are assigned to co-command one of the factions.

and then.....the ending. bedivere is slain, and kay sacrifices himself in the effort to retrieve his body.

sick and twisted narrative choices, geoff. i'm looking away.

to answer your question, yeah, i think together they make the most wonderfully annoying middle management married couple in camelot and menace all their employees in an ever-revolving door of "go ask my husband" that drives everyone mad. arthur finds it highkey hilarious<3

thanks for asking!

[arrancxr]

As an indulgent continuation of that Starrk and Di-Roy with Reader, what would either of their reactions be if the other or Reader were seriously injured?

Here's the first post~ :3

. . .

Starrk

• If it's you getting hurt, Starrk is about as panicked as you'd expect. Humans are fragile and so very easily killed, and even though you were fine this time, he now can't stop thinking about what would have happened if you weren't. The fear makes him clingy and uncharacteristically, openly protective. He makes an active effort to stay by your side and look after you while you're healing, clearly worrying himself sick over it all.

• If it was Di-Roy, Starrk isn't as reactive... openly. Another Arrancar can handle himself just fine. And besides, Di-Roy would just be offended if someone tried to "pity" him, or whatever. The reality is that Starrk is a lot more worried than he lets on, and that worry comes out in subtle, almost subconscious protectiveness. He's the strongest one here, after all. It's what he can do.

Di-Roy

• If you're the one who was hurt, Di-Roy is highkey panicking. He's terrified of losing you, to begin with, and a situation like this just reminds him of how helpless he really is to keep you by his side. At the same time that he's too ashamed of himself (for letting it happen at all) to properly face you, he can't bear to be away from your side. So he sits outside of your room, back to your door, and simmers in his fear and self-loathing until you're well again.

• If it was Starrk instead, Di-Roy is just plain shocked. It's hard to believe that the strongest Hollow ever could be hurt at all, and the reality of it is just plain surreal. He's kind of afraid of pissing Starrk off while he's already feeling awful... but Di-Roy's way of showing he cares is to be a massive annoyance, so that's exactly what happens. He's far from a helpful caretaker, but he tries.

[moriihana]

we can’t fix each other but we sure as hell can enable each other instead || thirteen: dabi's a big softie

pairing: dabi x disabled!gn!reader

overview: you meet dabi pre-canon because your cat, nugget, literally won’t leave the guy alone. friendship, fluff and (eventual) angst ensue.

chapter summary: dabi's a big softie and you guys take a nap together <3

content: fluff! so much fluff! it's so fluffy i'm gonna be sick!

word count: 1294

a/n: okay highkey projected onto this bigtime since i'm a giant insomniac and have been sick for over a week and it's miserable and im dying please put me out of my misery. also this gif doesn't match the chapter but GOD he's so fucking PRETTY im gonna be SICK

taglist: @iincandescenttt

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“It’s getting cold.” Your eyebrows furrowed, exhaustion weighing heavily on you. You swung your legs up onto the desk that you were sitting on, then pulled them against your chest and rested your head on your knees. “We’ll need to look into getting warmer clothes. Maybe something for the animals, too. Can’t risk getting sick. I can’t heal illnesses.”

“No offence, doll, but you’re kinda lookin’ like shit. Sure you haven’t caught something already?” Dabi looked at you from his spot on the sofa, studying darkness under your eyes and the way you kept blinking sluggishly. “...when’s the last time you slept for more than a few hours?”

“You really do look like shit.” Shigaraki paused the game he was playing. “Go get some rest. You don’t need to be passing out on us.”

“No, I need to make sure I’ve made note of everything we have to get before finding the guy Kurogiri was out looking for before he got arrested,” you huffed and pressed your chin further against your knees, frowning. Dabi normally would’ve commented on how that made your cheeks squish up and was cute, but he was apparently more focused on the fact you were being extremely stubborn.

“Someone else can do that, you know. It wouldn’t kill you to just take a break.”

You glared at him. “Who else would do it? I’m the only one who isn’t a vita—”

“Don’t you dare say you aren’t vital to the League,” Shigaraki cut you off, crimson eyes suddenly furious. “You’re just as valuable to us as everybody else, and just like everybody else—you have to rest. Don’t make me make it an order.”

“The only way I’m resting is if someone forcibly keeps me in the bed.”

“Doll, you realise that’s more feasible than you’re making it out to be, right?” Dabi snorted, raising his eyebrows.

You just stuck your tongue out at him, biting back a yawn. Sure, you hadn’t gotten more than three hours of sleep a night for about a week now, but there was stuff you needed to be doing! With everybody busy doing their own thing and no Kurogiri around to keep track of what you all needed and of timetables, you felt it was only fair for you to pick up the job. It’s definitely not easy, though. I don’t think Kurogiri ever slept.

“Dabi, get your damn partner to rest. I don’t care how, just do it,” Shigaraki ordered, then unpaused his game. You stared at him for a moment, then looked at Dabi with narrowed eyes.

“Don’t you dare, pretty boy,” you warned. “I will bite you if you try anything.”

“Sorry, mouse. Boss’s orders.” Dabi smirked, walking over and heaving you over his shoulder. You squawked indignantly, hitting his back with your fist as he carried you to your room.

“Put me down.”

Dabi chuckled as he walked into the room, kicking the door shut with his foot. “If you say so.” He proceeded to unceremoniously drop you onto the bed. Boo lifted her head up from where she was laying at the end of the bed, then curled back up and tucked her nose under her tail.

“I hate you.” You pouted, glaring at him halfheartedly.

“No, you don’t.”

You sighed dramatically, “Yeah, you’re right.” 

“Told ya so.” He grinned and plopped next to you. “Now you’re gonna get some fuckin’ sleep. So am I, because I want a nap.”

“...since you dragged me in here against my will, we’re gonna cuddle.”

Dabi laughed softly as you curled up against his side, curling your fist around the fabric of his shirt. “Of course, doll. Turn over though, I wanna lay on my side.”

Your face instantly lit up and you turned onto your side. Nugget jumped up and snuggled up against your stomach. “I’m being the little spoon.”

Dabi rolled his eyes. “As if you’re ever not the little spoon,” he teased, draping an arm over your waist. “Get some sleep, mouse.” With the comforting warmth of him behind you, you fell asleep quickly.

You woke up only an hour or so later to the sound of hushed giggling and cracked an eye open to find Toga with her phone raised up.

“‘re you taking pictures of us sleeping, Toga?” You asked sluggishly, closing your eye again. Dabi groaned and pulled you closer to him, pressing his face into your neck.

“I‘m still tired. Tell her to go away. And to delete those pictures,” he mumbled against your skin.

“Dabi says go away. And to delete the pictures.”

Toga rocked back and forth on her heels. “Sorry, but Tomura-kun said to wake you guys up! Jin-kun and Mister got back with food, ‘nd Tomura-kun knows how you forget to eat sometimes so he said you gotta come on.”

You let out a discontented whine, your words starting to slur together as you struggled to stay awake. “I don’t wanna get up. Can’t it wait?”

“It’s gonna wait whether he likes it or not.” Dabi lifted his head, squinting at her. “He said for them to rest, so they’re resting. I’m taking advantage of the fact they’re resting by also resting. Tell Dusty I’ll make sure they eat after we get up.”

Toga thought for a moment with a hum, then shrugged. “Alrighty. You better make sure, okay?” She turned towards the door, pausing when Nugget hopped off the bed and weaved around her ankles. “I’m takin’ Nug with me!” She scooped him up, then skipped out with him, shutting the door behind her.

You shifted so they could tuck your head under Dabi’s chin. “Love you, Touya,” you murmured, your words muffled by the cotton of his shirt. With how exhausted you were, you didn’t even catch the slipup you made, falling back asleep almost as soon as you finished talking.

He chuckled, the sound affectionate, rumbling deep from his chest. “I love you too, mouse.”

When you finally woke back up, the sun had mostly set, bathing the room in a dying golden light. While the two of you were sleeping, Dabi had wrapped his arm tighter around your waist, a protective grip keeping you close to him. You smiled at that, rubbing the sleep from your eyes.

“You finally awake, doll?” Dabi pressed a kiss to your temple with a gentleness he reserved only for when you two were alone.

“Mmm. How long’ve you been up, pretty boy?”

“Couple hours, I think.”

You frowned and pulled your head back so you could look at his face. “You didn’t have to stay in here if you had something else to do.” 

Dabi smoothed out the crease between your eyebrows with a thumb with a snort, sitting up. “Didn’t want to wake you up, mouse. ‘sides, I don’t mind being able to take it easy for a few hours.”

Your eyes softened at that. “You’re a big softie, y’know that?” You teased.

“You’re the only one I’m ‘soft’ for, doll,” he quipped, amused. “Y’know, you’re cute when you’re so tired. Don’t even realise what you’re sayin’.”

You made a confused sound, then your eyes widened just marginally. “Oh shit. I was so sleepy I think my filter shut down.”

Dabi shrugged. “Eh, nobody was around to hear. ‘s fine when we’re alone, anyways. Just not too often, don’t want to slip up in front of anybody else.” He then added in a quieter voice, “and I don’t mind hearing it every so often. It sounds nice coming from you.”

A grin curled at your lips. “You are a big softie.”

“Oh, shove it.” Dabi rolled his eyes and poked you in the side, eliciting a shrieked giggle in response. “C’mon, we gotta go get somethin’ to eat. I’m fuckin’ starving.”

[nerdyenby]

Cyan time :D I’m watching Ranboo

Pre-game

They look so silly /pos

“This is the first MCC in like 12 of them that I’ve been wearing pants” are you wearing pants under the dress sir???

That crown is straight up floating, I know it’s on a headband but it is just not touching his head

Y’all did you know that Ranboo has a show???

Is this Ranboo’s first repeat costume? Or have they not done Rosalina before? He said he bought the costume a couple days ago but I swear he’s been Rosalina before

“‘Men used to go to war’ I could go to war in this, it’s called psychological manipulation”

Do amab people get banned for being shirtless on twitch? I know hot tub streams are a thing so idk

Taylor Swift is an ARG, so true

STOP WITH THE RITTIES I CANT

I WILL GO WATCH OLI INSTEAD, DONT MAKE ME

I am so so SO ready for the Oli and Ranboo chemistry

WHO THE FUNK CALLED OLI TOMMY?!!? I WILL FIGHT YOU /j

Oli is an artist, don’t underestimate him

WHAT THE HELL OLI??????

Ran and Oli looking to Callum for igl and Callum just not even trying because he just knows Tommy’s gonna show up five minutes late with Starbucks and team leader energy

Oli is so out of the loop, Eloise just freaking fed him lies, as she should

I see this team placing between 2nd and 6th in every game, they’re so well rounded

Oli trying to get Ranboo to unlock their true potential and Callum’s just “This is gonna be a really special event” 😭

The way I only just remembered Oli’s reputation as cursebreaker and now I’m ready to actually believe in them winning

Ran and Aimsey barking and meowing at each other 😭

Ranboo is dying

“Considering earlier a week ago we were not discord friends, I now see you as a close one” this is everything I hoped for out of this matchup

More than half expecting tommy to be a no show tbh

How are they going to fit a fourth person into this call, it’s already so much energy and we gotta fit Tommy in here

PEER PRESSURE FOR THE WIN!!

Y’all 😭😭😭

I swear very rarely but this stream got me “wtf”-ing all over the place

“Bark at your therapist” will do, Tom o7

Aqua’s skins are so cool!!!

Tommy banned from mcc, real and true

The screen feels so empty without the vtuber

Grid Runners

BEST GAME TIME!!!

Why does everyone except Ranboo have garbage opinions today, grid runners my beloved

Wish it was later tbh but considering how abysmal these comms are about to be this might be for the best

WHY IS RANBOO DOING A BRITISH ACCENT????

THAT DUNK TANK RUN HOLY CRAP!!!

The way everyone but Ran fell 😭😭😭

Grid is not your worst game, y’all have energy and synergy

*Taking notes* 10th is sick and 3rd is hot

OLI WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO SKIP SANDS???

We skip one of the parkour games or tgttosawaf, right? Right????

Top 3 things most wrong with the world according to Tommyinnit: climate change, men, and elevators

Parkour Warrior

The pkw logo 💕💗💕💗💗💕💗💕💗💕

Highkey thought they played this in the event Tommy and Oli won together but that was the other event Oli won, my bad

No one reacting to Ranboo screaming his lungs out is so real

Why is Tommy like this???

CALLUM MVP!!!

THOSE ARE MY BOIS!!!!!!!

Ran and Callum cheering for each other :(((

They got joint 2nd, I love this team so much you guys

Sands of Time

Tommy: “Tell me what to do” Oli: *tells him what to do* Tommy: “No, f*ck off”

This team’s energy oscillates like nothing else, I swear

A different word puzzle, thank god

Mmmm slippy bees

This is such a frantic sot, I think they’re good they just all sound so urgent it’s stressing me out

No one jailed, is that a first???

Ace Race

Ran pulling a Wilbur and tabbing out to adjust music mid ace race

“I’m losing it” sir, you lost it a while ago

Aimsey popping off!!!

Meltdown

“Who’s leading this? “I’m scared to say this, but I think Oli” CALLUM 😭 that is the most backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard, my goodness

I feel like it’s been so long since I’ve watched meltdown

I don’t know how to commentate meltdown, Al there is to say is that that was insane

Callum last man standing real

This bit is killing me

I’m losing it

Battle Box

“I hate battle box” “HEY, IF YOU GO INTO IT WITH A MINDSET OF HATE YOURE JUST GONNA INDERPERFORM, MAN! OK? YOU HAVE TO GO INTO IT WITH A POSITIVE MINDSET OR ELSE I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!” new tiktok audio just dropped, you guys

“Guys I really wanna win 🥺” “Do you? 🤨” the emojis are so necessary, you don’t understand

That round against orange was great

This is not going well lmao

Sky Battle

I believe

Heck yeah

Ran getting three kills!!

I love Ranboo’s skybattles because they never expect anything to go well so when it does he just gets so excited :))

This is exactly how skybattle should look after a round ends, look at that beautiful mess

They’re manifesting that hitw finale so hard, I believe (I also got spoiled but y’know)

Hole in the Wall

I’m just happy to be here, hitw is so fun

Ran top 5, as he should!!

“East, East, f*cking yellow, sorry” “Shut the f*ck up” ah yes, synergy

Everyone yelling at Tommy to shut up when he couldn’t hear them 😂

RAN TOP 5, AS HE SHOULD!!

Oli’s “I’m just- I’m glad you all went with my bit” and Ranboo’s matching the faux emotions: “Of course, man”

“MCC in the 80s was just Scott in his basement playing tetris” there is so much wrong with that statement, including but not limited to A) the 80s were forty years ago, not thirty, B) Scott is neither thirty nor was he alive in the 80s, and C) Tetris was only made in the ‘85 and wasn’t released until ‘87

Dodgebolt

Casually discussing what irl names they think fit Shane better than “Shane” lol

Ayo wait the arena is nonbinary colors :)))

GUMI MY BELOVED <3333

Jimmy!!!! :D

GG, great vibes, great times everyone

[dairy-farmer]

Okay here we go again I guess <3 I feel like I can’t articulate this stuff a second time so it feels like....:weird and incomprehensible. But whatever.

Okay so disclaimer — I am autistic. So if I am fetishizing autism (I am), nobody can be mad at me about it 😊🥺

I personally hc (read: project) Tim as autistic and I think this can really feed into the batfam being extremely protective/possessive of him.

He’s....delicate. He’s the sweetest, prettiest thing, but he’s strange. He doesn’t understand certain things. He’s sensitive.

The batfam fucking loves it, and deliberately kind of uses it to infantilize him a bit.

They have to protect him from the outside world— it would tear him apart, their perfect, lovely, Timmy. He would get taken advantage of, lusted after by monsters who don’t truly love him, not like his family does.

They wouldn’t understand, wouldn’t *treasure*, his sometimes obsessive interests, his peculiar intelligence and his enthusiasm.

They can’t let him be taught to be ashamed of the way his daddy and brothers and sister love him.

Timmy tends to really enjoy being lovingly *owned*, and really sensory kinks.

Each member of the batfam has their weird fetishes when it comes to Tim. Arguably, they’re the ones with really strange sex stuff, but it’s all the reason to keep him holed away— Tim should never be ashamed of enjoying the way his family loves him.

Bruce loves the way Tim calls him ‘Daddy’, the way he’ll sit perched on his lap or happily squirming against his chest as he talks about whatever he’s been excited about lately, whether it’s photography or old mystery novels. He loves Tim’s oral fixation, the way he can just gently pry open his baby’s mouth and Tim will happily suck at his thumb. Will go cross-eyed and gag a little when Bruce gently presses his fingers against his tongue, pushes back into his throat. When he pulls back, Tim coughs a little, and Bruce, eyes full of love, gently rubs his back and praises him.

Tim has a weak immune system, is a bit of a sickly little thing— all the more reason he was designed for their love and care and protection. Dick highkey is really into When Tim is a little sick and really, really dependent. He loves playing nurse to his precious baby brother. Tim’s pink noise and little bunny-sneezes make Dick feel like he’s looking at a pile of sleeping kittens. He loves carrying Tim around, spooning soup into his mouth, wrapping him in blankets and fluffing his pillows and gently singing him to sleep. It has a grosser side, too— when he holds a tissue to Tim’s nose to help him blow his nose, sometimes he saves the snot-covered tissue and furiously jacks off in the bathroom to it. He’s into Tim wetting the bed— sometimes, when Tim asks him for help with going to the bathroom, dick will grab a towel and sort of hold him in his lap and have him let it all out, it’s okay, I’ll hold you, good boy, doesn’t that feel better? Here, let me go run a bubble bath. This all of course also coexists with his massive period kink, as previously discussed.

Jason likes to feed Tim. He’s so skinny, and he forgets to eat, on his own.

so Jason will work hard over making perfect meals and sweets and then holding Tim in his lap as he feeds him, one hand on his belly and the other holding the food he brings to Timmy’s lips, dabbing his mouth with a napkin in between bites. He’ll gently ask Tim how he likes each item, not discouraged by getting responses in the form of hums instead of words— sometimes, Tim is more comfortable that way, not having to use his words. Jason will gently coax him into eating more until Tim is shaking his head, eyes a little teary, as he pleas “No more, Jay, I’m full, Im full!! Please, jay—“

Jason, though, measures whether Tim has really eaten enough by his hand on Tim’s tummy. He’ll gently press down, only relenting when the skin is firm and a little stressed, and the press elicits a little noise of discomfort from Timmy.

Then, he’ll carry him to cuddle sleepily against his chest, hand under Timmy’s loose hoodie or jumper, petting that full chest with pride. He dreams of the day Tim is soft and chubby on his and Alfred’s cooking, on good, delicious food. Timmy will nap off his full tummy against Jason’s pecs, sometimes sucking at Jason’s boobies in his sleep.

Cass in particular really understands tim in a deep way. She gets his need for firm pressure, for being *controlled*, and that stern affection. She loves pressing Tim against a wall, against a soft mattress, against a shaggy rug, and pressing kisses to the nape of his neck. She loves for the way he squirms on her strap, on the way he *melts* when she manhandles him and *shows* him exactly what is going to happen now. She loves firmly pushing him on his knees or back and holding his face against her crotch until she feels that curious, pink tongue.

An outsider might deem her a little cruel or harsh, but they don’t just understand. Everything she does with complete love and adoration— that deep understanding that Tim *needs* that firm assertiveness, needs to be an object, a lovely toy for her to use, to let him be stupid and pretty and *owned*. He doesn’t need to think— she’s doing all the deciding for him.

Damian loves Tim’s feet and hands, and weirdly, his ears. He’ll sketch Tim in various states of undress, asleep, as he happily stims or interacts with the rest of his family.

His favorite activity is fantasizing of piercing Tim, of sanitizing a needle and making soothing coos as he pushes it through, rubbing his back to gentle his crybaby brother’s sniffles. Of putting beautiful, rare jewels and metals, until his Timmy *glitters* with Damiam’s adoration.

Bruce, though, is opposed to the idea of Tim being put through any unnecessary pain, and so vetoes any unusual or excessive piercing, especially near his genitals. He’ll scold Damian, reminding him that Timmy is sensitive, that he’s scared easily, even by loud noises, and that none of them will be treating him poorly for sick pleasure, unlike those monsters in the outside world.

Damian will huff because he doesn’t *understand*, he would never hurt Timmy, never! That’s not what he means.

He’ll grumble about when he’s Demon’s Head and he can steal Timmy away to Nanda Parbat to be his hidden-away queen, and he can drape him in as many jewels as he wishes, gently holding him through the momentary pain of being adorned.

He also fantasizes about small, delicate tattoos in floral designs, similar to henna— especially those used to mark concubines or slaves that belong to the Al Ghul family. His sketchbook is *full* of it.

A weird kink I haven’t really seen anywhere is like— sensual/sexual asmr? I think it has a lot of potential as a sensory, trust related thing, kind of relating to hypnosis and stuff.

This is kind where I imagine Barbara, who I think is really underrated in batfam dynamics— maybe because she’s disabled, people don’t really see her as capable of being sexual which sucks.

I just like the idea of Timmy in a soft, comfy chair in a dim room as she gently runs her fingers over his skin, especially his temples, and speaks softly or uses objects to make soothing noises. Just watching Timmy relax and shiver with little tingles, melting out of his body and just following her voice. Just gentle praise and tingles and maybe her gently pressing open his pink, wet mouth and placing a small dildo in there, sliding it back and forth to watch him suck. Him eventually happily falling asleep— she wraps him in soft blankets and gently calls over the rest of the family, who crowd in the doorway, trying not to wake him up with their delighted whispers and coos.

I think they’re all really, really into his stimming. Oh, you need a weighted blanket— here, you can be smooshed in between Dick and Jason, if you like, too. Or a little stim toy— their eyes follow his delicate fingers, not so subtly imagining them against their cocks. The little gasp of breath when Tim places a teething toy in his breath, everyone watching him as he’s completely oblivious, chewing and sucking gently.

Them finding it adorable when he flaps his hands or kneads blankets or his brothers as they cuddle, like a happy cat.

Just autistic Timmy <3

anon I have some great news!!!❤️❤️❤️ your original ask did make it through it was just split into a few different parts!!

what might've happened was that it got buried since I was answering quite a large number of asks so you may have missed it but the good news is I am receiving your submissions and my inbox isn't randomly eating asks!!!! even though they do disappear sometimes depending on how i open then but they do show up again eventually.

your asks are labeled as 'autistic tim' and 'autistic tim pt 2' on the masterlist!

this is great! I'm so happy your hard work wasn't wasted and I really do appreciate you sending your ask again even though i'm sure it was troublesome! i really appreciate you wanting to share your work with me!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[baekhvuns]

Noooo this is the first thing I see in the morning?!

https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1524104262023843840?t=l3HnsWEbJjYHzAg4yROLTg&s=19

And then this???

https://twitter.com/syoyahwa/status/1524106162660323328?t=26Frul_IgsFdFiAQMIxrLA&s=19

He's not even taking his clothes off and yet...but the ending, he's sick. Imagine if he sat behind you during classes, I would get a whiplash and break my neck probably. No notes taken, no knowledge gained 🤚🏻

His eyes during the fansign 🥺 but the mask and straw one ajhsuseuusgagehhs a lovely loser

Yesss, Thanxx is cool, but come on Inception just hits different, and the styling during Inception, from Seonghwa's belly chains to Hongjoong's skort <3

So true, round boba Hwa my beloved! Everytime he talks about being round I die

San Mmmh... Seonghwa Move... me dead 💀 but when are we getting a female artist cover from them, they mentioned it a few times before. SanHwa please deliver us to hell!

Wave Hwa was pretty and cute, our beach boyfriend. Or their Aurora styling too, the shirts...

Yes I get it Suho was a sad boy blah blah blah, but I don't care please shut up. Bland man and annoying as well, but Jugyeong was ridiculous too so I think they fit well together, Seojun deserves better I can take him! Plus he served looks and a mullet he was obviously THE moment. Uhm hold on why is this Seonghwa highkey 😳 https://pm1.narvii.com/7230/07a57cc7b7632ecb5c49c0ee19dbad1adbc71363r1-618-1024v2_hq.jpg

Mingi said no lawyer AU then 💔 https://twitter.com/tbznyu/status/1524091463906250753?t=eKru5JqCu5_1GvSgUUOoUQ&s=19

Jongho recommended Tomorrow! Though he said it's a fun drama, boy I didn't sob like an idiot for you to say that... I mean it is funny at times, the humour is ridiculous but don't trick people like that 😅

Again My Life is on my watch list, my friend read the webtoon and told me about it.

Duke, I see you 😉 googling now...

My friend had another Seonghwa dream wtf is this she's not even a Shinestar, but it's a continuation of her previous one. This time she was moving back to her parents' place in fucking Indiana and stumbled upon a ship-wrecked long haired (HE HAD A BRAID) Hwa and the dead whale 😭 I asked if she took him with her and what happened with the whale, but apparently she dropped Hwa at Lowe's Home Improvement - idk that shop, but he had to rebuild his ship. She's sick for doing this to me, seriously... also I would at least invite him over, treat him to a meal, wash his hair... Poor whale though, rip. - DV 💖

HI!

Noooo this is the first thing I see in the morning?! https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1524104262023843840?t=l3HnsWEbJjYHzAg4yROLTg&s=19

BDKWHDWK AT LEAST HE DIDNT DO THE DONT CRY BABY I WOULD’VE PASSED OUT ON SPOT AGAIN FHWKDHWK

And then this??? https://twitter.com/syoyahwa/status/1524106162660323328?t=26Frul_IgsFdFiAQMIxrLA&s=19 He's not even taking his clothes off and yet...but the ending, he's sick. Imagine if he sat behind you during classes, I would get a whiplash and break my neck probably. No notes taken, no knowledge gained 🤚🏻

why would you put this in my mind like this. you do this for what exactly. fOR WHAT FOR WHAT FOR WHAT FBMQDBWKDHWK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

His eyes during the fansign 🥺 but the mask and straw one ajhsuseuusgagehhs a lovely loser

RIGHT 😭😭😭 they were so shiny and boba like 😭😭😭 what the fuck is thIS MAN HES HALF WAY TO 50 AND WE BABY HIM 😭😭 and ill so it everyday <3

Yesss, Thanxx is cool, but come on Inception just hits different, and the styling during Inception, from Seonghwa's belly chains to Hongjoong's skort <3

YESSSSS the uniform styles were so pretty but the thanxx and the burberry print just 😩😮‍💨 tHANXX AND THE UNDERCUTS 😮‍💨😮‍💨 SONG MINGAYYYYY

So true, round boba Hwa my beloved! Everytime he talks about being round I die

me too bestie, he exploits his roundness on PURPOSE FBMABDK

San Mmmh... Seonghwa Move... me dead 💀 but when are we getting a female artist cover from them, they mentioned it a few times before. SanHwa please deliver us to hell!

OH MY GOD YES FEMALE ARTIST COVERS WHEN !!!! WHERES THE PROPER GOTTA GO COVER, WHERE IS RV’S BAD BOY COVER CHOI FUCKING SAN 🔫

Wave Hwa was pretty and cute, our beach boyfriend. Or their Aurora styling too, the shirts...

get out 🔫

Yes I get it Suho was a sad boy blah blah blah, but I don't care please shut up. Bland man and annoying as well, but Jugyeong was ridiculous too so I think they fit well together, Seojun deserves better I can take him! Plus he served looks and a mullet he was obviously THE moment.

EXACTLY THE WAY EVERYONE COLLECTIVELY FELL FOR SEOJUN WHEN HE TOOK THAT HELMET OFF but that bitch fell for the suho 😭😭😭 boring personality and nO FUN??? HOW U SUPPOSED TO LAUGH UR WAY THRU THE RELATIONSHIP STOP THATS SO AWKWARD

Uhm hold on why is this Seonghwa highkey 😳 https://pm1.narvii.com/7230/07a57cc7b7632ecb5c49c0ee19dbad1adbc71363r1-618-1024v2_hq.jpg

a-anon.

Mingi said no lawyer AU then 💔 https://twitter.com/tbznyu/status/1524091463906250753?t=eKru5JqCu5_1GvSgUUOoUQ&s=19

LMFAOOOO PLS FHWJDHWK I SAW THIS AND SNORTED 😭😭😭 we loosing the case if they take it pls 😭😭😭😭 “they’re all idiots” i couldn’t have described it better 😭

Jongho recommended Tomorrow! Though he said it's a fun drama, boy I didn't sob like an idiot for you to say that... I mean it is funny at times, the humour is ridiculous but don't trick people like that 😅

YESSS !!!! i watched the first ep today bc i skipped my intro class dbdbdb,,,, AND ITS ACTUALLY SO RLY GOOD???? need soohyuk and hwa together rn,,, also bestie u rmr when i said my class would look at the heard v depp case 😭😭😭😭 lOOK,, THE WAY I RAN OUT OF MY ROOM AFTER SEEING GHISBDBDB

Again My Life is on my watch list, my friend read the webtoon and told me about it. Duke, I see you 😉 googling now...

DUKE YES ☺️☺️☺️ anything with a duke ☺️

My friend had another Seonghwa dream wtf is this she's not even a Shinestar, but it's a continuation of her previous one. This time she was moving back to her parents' place in fucking Indiana and stumbled upon a ship-wrecked long haired (HE HAD A BRAID) Hwa and the dead whale 😭 I asked if she took him with her and what happened with the whale, but apparently she dropped Hwa at Lowe's Home Improvement - idk that shop, but he had to rebuild his ship. She's sick for doing this to me, seriously... also I would at least invite him over, treat him to a meal, wash his hair... Poor whale though, rip. - DV 💖

i was talking to my friend abt dreaming about hwa and we both are like the pinnacle of shinestar’s and we’ve NEVER dreamt about this man??? like not even as a side character??? LIKE NO WHERE NEAR HOW DO U SUMMON THIS GUY WHAT THE HELL

LOMG HAIRED AND BRAIDED GET UR FREIND TO WRITE A FIC OF THAT DREAM RN RN BRENDHEJ SHES SO SICK TO TELL U THIS AND WATCH U SUFFER AND TELL ME ABT IT WHILE I SCREAM,,,, yeah id invite too, hospitality ☺️😩 no bc why does this dream remind me of tomoe from kamisama kiss 😭😭

also

[chuuyrr]

Hi there! <3 hope you're doing great, I really love your baby scarlet witch series, keep the great work on 🥺❤️ can I ask for baby reader gets sick at night with gojo freaking out then taking care of her

platonic! dad! gojo takes care of scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader

jujutsu kaisen x reader

masterlist of the series

warning(s): none

we love some platonic! dad! gojo

thank you so much for requesting, hope you enjoy <3

you never get sick. gojo may not be the most responsible person in the room, but he makes sure to take care of your health.

gojo doesn't let sweat dry up on your back, he gives you warm bubble baths and he make sures you're unharmed.

until one night came.

gojo was drinking some cold beer in the living room, watching a late night show around midnight after tucking you in bed hours ago.

he was beginning to drift away into dreamland from exhaustion when he heard your voice call out for him upstairs.

"daddy!" the cry of your voice sounded dry and almost hurt.

gojo literally loses his drowsiness just by the sound of your voice. he practically drops the empty can of beer to the floor and teleports into your room.

"daddy's here! i'm here, kikufuku!" gojo claims, immediately looking around to spot the curse or sorcerer that hurt you.

when gojo realizes you were alone and no other presence was there, he immediately runs up to your side and bends down to see you sniffling.

"what's wrong, baby? did you get a nightmar—he pauses.

the moment his hand grazes your forehead, gojo's eyes widened. you were burning up.

he proceeds to roam his hands to your neck to confirm it, and yes. his angel had a fever. you had a flushed complexion than usual and you were hot to the touch.

gojo highkey panics. he genuinely did not know what to do. when megumi was a lot younger, he didn't really get sick and so did gojo himself.

"sh!t." he swears under his breath.

gojo dials the first person he knows that could help you and it was shoko. she was a doctor at jujutsu high. he paces around the room back and forth, waiting for the woman to pick as he held your hand.

"gojo, you do realize it is twelve in the—she instantly gets cut off by him.

"KIKUFUKU IS BURNING UP ALL OF A SUDDEN HELP."

shoko knows how you mean a lot to gojo. she disregards the fact that this man had called her in the middle of the night and gave your father all the instructions he needed to care for you.

by the time gojo got them, he quickly thanks shoko and wastes no time to grab all the necessities for you.

it took him about 2 minutes, since he literally teleported back and forth to the pharmacy to get you the syrup medicine that shoko prescribed along with a thermometer and cooling fever pad since he doesn't have one.

gojo proceeds to get rid of your blanket since it might burn you up more and changes you into much cooler clothes.

"noooo." you whined as gojo takes a spoonful of the medicine he got you.

"i know, baby. i know, but i promise it will make you feel better."

after getting you to drink the medicine, gojo praises you and gives you a glass of water to wash down the taste of the medicine.

gojo places a fever cooling pad on your forehead after giving it a kiss.

he literally spends the entire night right next to you, coddling you in his embrace in hopes to make you feel better.

gojo most definitely didn't get much sleep since he kept checking on you to see if your fever had died down or if you needed anything at all :(

and that went on until morning came with your fever all cooled up.

but don't worry, gojo will be fine. you're his utmost priority. :)

how could he not sacrifice a bit of his time for you?

as soon as you wake up, gojo checks on you one last time to confirm if your fever is all gone. he's extremely glad and relieved that you're feeling way much better.

gojo peppers your face with kisses and orders you some good food to eat as you two stay in bed for breakfast.

he's not going to let you stand and zoom around just because your fever cooled. gojo will make sure you rest and give it another day.

gojo takes a time-off, claiming he had father-daughter duties and spends the rest of the day being with you; watching pokemon, eating food, singing baby shark and doing other things you loved to do that didn't require zoomies or much playing.

[angelictrl]

Hi ! I really love your genderbend headcanons of the octo trio . Can you do a oneshot of fem reader taking them out for a girls day please ?

# PART OF YOUR WORLD.

here are the headcanons mentioned! 

→ summary: fem! reader invites the octatrio out on a girls day to the beach. an all around (the slightest bit if you squint) angst, to fluff, to crack fic to wash away your sorrows :)

→ characters: fem! octavinelle.

→ warnings: insecurities mentioned on azul’s behalf, little angsty but mostly fluffy, using she/her pronouns for the octatrio, not proof read!

→ author's note: i’m so glad you enjoyed the headcanons! i loved writing them (and highkey hope people will request some for the other dorms)! i honestly can’t tell you how happy i was to receive this ask! thank you for requesting and let me know if you want this redone :) <3

“ne, ne, shrimpy~! you sure you don’t want to go for a swim with me?” the eccentric eel called out, her unmistakable grin plastered on her face in the distance even as she came closer to the shore after splashing around in her eel form for a while. soon floyd reverted back to the usual form that you saw more often than not around school, wasting no time to dash away suddenly with a squeak when jade sent her a menacing smile while holding several mushrooms in her arms. as if she was just standing there by the shore... waiting to taunt floyd. least to say, the fun-loving twin was sick of the latter’s obsession.

however, you - on the other hand - were drop dead exhausted in your lounge chair. begging the headmaster to let you off campus (especially with both the dorm head and vice dorm head of octavinelle) when you were practically his secretary running errands for him was not an easy feat. it ended with him boasting about how utterly “gracious” he is, leaving you exhausted from stressing and dreading what more tasks he would dump onto your plate when you get back. ironic, for someone who planned the trip; but, for now, it was probably better to focus on the present, right?

“mm... i’ll come in a while...” you mumbled with a slow, lethargic wave of your hand. azul was just beside you in another lounge chair, stressing out over several things at the moment too while you lay as limp as seaweed on a rock. her uptight posture would’ve been comedic in contrast to yours if the two of you didn’t have so many problems swarming your minds.

ever so lazily flitting one eye open, you watched as azul nervously twirled her hair in her hands as she often did when lost in thought, mumbling to herself in clear distress. 

“hey... azul... what’s got you so flustered? are you okay?” you asked tiredly, sitting up to show the other she had your full, undivided attention. she jolted when remembering that you were still next to her under your shared umbrella generously hiding you two away from the sun, paying no mind to a screaming floyd running past you guys while jade chased her with a sadistic grin and low chuckle.

“is it... something to do with your body image...?” you hesitantly asked, knowing full well she had quite the history of doubting herself due to cruel remarks thrown out by fellow merfolk, nonetheless. you sat up quickly, a worried look in your eye. “if that’s the issue, please just do whatever makes you comfortable. but i hope you know, even if you don’t believe it, the twins and i wouldn’t ever judge y-”

“it’s alright.” she had remained quiet most the time but cut you off as you began to ramble, feeling bad about the clear panic that was seen on your face when you took into consideration her past, “i’m only worried about how things are holding up back at the dorm without jade nor i there.”

though, apart of her was also touched, if she was being honest. “i’m... a stronger person than i once was before, so there’s no need for your concern.” she puffed out her chest a bit with slightly puffed out cheeks, fidgeting with the buttons of her button down beach shirt, the small pattern of octopods crinkling with every time she undid and redid the same button.

“and really... i have to thank you. you’re always on the lookout for me and my mental health. making sure i never overwork myself, offering to help out around the mostro lounge even when you only came to visit... at first, i thought you were just trying to flatter me to get a discount or something of the sort, but i soon realized that you genuinely care about my wellbeing... and for that, i thank you, even if at times i don’t necessarily understand why you would want to be friends with a clumsy, dumb octopus.” 

you hushed her by cupping her face, gently pulling on her cheeks as her diamond eyes glossed over. “listen here, you beautiful little octopus-” as you began your rant about how pretty she is both inside and out, you didn’t realize the tears weren’t from the pain of the past, but rather from the overwhelming feeling of being loved as she is. and because of that, a weak smile made way to her face, even if it wasn’t evident as you pinched and pulled her cheeks like her mother scolding her.

although, the moment was soon ruined by floyd’s shriek as jade menacingly towered over her twin, a threatening yet somehow both polite smile on her face. it was odd how she came off so intimidating when she wore a frilly, two-piece, red and white, plaid swimsuit - quite fitting for her favorite aesthetic - but not fitting for how she wanted to be perceived. 

“oya, oya, you can’t just throw my mushrooms into the ocean and expect me to forgive you so easily... eh, floyd?”

the said eel was stuck between the choice of sticking her tongue out at her twin or silently pleading for forgiveness. floyd shook her head with her black braid following suit, messy, choppy hair only more tousled before helplessly looking in your direction and calling out for help. 

in all honesty, jade was lucky floyd was in a good mood today. 

as jade looked over to you expectantly, waiting for your reaction while you had a dumbfounded, nervous look on your face, floyd quickly got up and tackled her twin down into the sand.

keyword: was.

the twins wrestled around the shore for quite a while, sand stuck to both of their bodies before floyd came out victorious thanks to knowing jade’s weakness from their shared childhood: tickles. 

jade laid there for a long time in defeat, almost to the point where you thought she actually died as her legs were partially covered in sand from how the waves lapped at her relentlessly, but she sat up eventually and tried to compose herself while redoing her now messy ponytail. you had to hand it to her, she still managed to make herself appear elegant even as she looked as though she just paraded through a sandstorm while wearing a cutesy swimsuit. 

floyd happily skipped over and glomped you into a bear hug from behind, pulling you flush against her soaked, sleeveless, turtleneck crop top, and quite literally pulling you away from azul as the said girl failed to hold in her chuckles at jade’s defeat. 

“i knew you were the perfect partner in crime, shrimpy!” the bobbed girl chirped in delight while you struggled in her grasp as you watched jade make her way over as if the tickle fight hadn’t ever happened. how the hell did she get all the sand off of herself so quickly as well? however she did it didn’t matter, now. what did was the fact you were all doomed as azul snorted in the corner and you were framed as floyd’s accomplice.

it wasn’t long before floyd went completely rigid behind you, startling you when you hesitantly turned to glance up at the girl. her expression showed no remorse and it sent a shiver down your spine. well, that and the fact that the reason floyd was acting like this was because jade sprayed her in the face with a small water gun kept in floyd’s fanny pack she took off earlier to go into the ocean.

“...jade...”

“yes, floyd?”

“i’m going to throw your terrarium out the window when we get back home.”

[thenon-fictiondays]

ok i know I've never posted anything about this fandom before but i know there's a lot of confusion in the sabikui fandom about who the kid on the cover of volume 8 is and im doing some digging so lemme take yall on a JOURNEY (spoilers for LN obvs)

so I know a lot of people have been hoping that this kid is a Milo-Bisco Iovechild and pointing out stuff like the blue highlights in the kid's hair, and referencing sources saying they raise a child together. This post may come as a bit of a disappointment in some ways particular for the shippers but like....I promise that whatever you're imagining, this is gonna be a wild ride.

so I was looking at some stuff online and came across an article on some of the plot points from the novel according to some of the readers (meaning ofc that the info is only as accurate as the readers' interpretation and translation skills) that Bisco and Pawoo get married and have a kid. Presumably, this kid

given that she looks exactly like Bisco and her name is listed as Akaboshi Sugar. So I was just assuming that she's Bisco and Pawoo's kid and Milo helps Bisco raise her bc.....thats what makes the most sense?? So when the sources said 'Bisco and Milo's child' what they meant was the child that they raise together. BUT. I was talking to my friend about it bc she's the one who dragged me into this fandom, and she found a summary of the volume in jpn. Now, the summary states that Pawoo is pregnant.......but it also explicitly states that Milo delivers a baby. It doesnt just say that they HAVE a kid, it says that Milo gives birth. Cue me and my friend losing our minds.

but wait there's more!

after we're done freaking out in DMs Im going about my day but in my head is just wtf wtf Milo has a baby wtf and then 3 hours later it hits me

yeah, Im dumb. this makes 8000x more sense. (But like....the word the desc used is 出産 and I've never seen that used to describe someone else helping someone to deliver a baby.) My friend and I are debating, she thinks that the kid might belong to the other Akaboshi (sexy dreds lady pictured above), I think its Pawoo's and Bisco's and we got queerbaited hard. My friend does some more digging and finds a reddit thread with commenters saying it actually IS Milo's kid via some kinda mushroom magic. I'm like please god let this be true I want this to be true so bad. but at the same time.....this is still shounen and I'm 99.99% sure society hasnt advanced far enough to allow this level of queerness in shounen. At this point we're like, okay we gotta read the novel and find out wtf is going on. So my friend bought it online and I get to work reading (ok, skimming).

First thing of note: Pawoo is indeed pregnant with Bisco's child...and by child I mean mushroom half-god half-human. Don't ask me what this means or how it works.

Second thing of note: Milo asks Akutagawa for baby names (this actually has nothing to do with anything i just thought it was really cute jdhjsjk)

at this point im like ok cool whatever the mushroom magic probs refers to the apparently super-powered mushroom baby Pawoo is carrying. Except...

Third thing of note: Milo has apparently been experiencing morning sickness. Well, it's not explicitly called morning sickness, but he's been having the same pregnancy symptoms as Pawoo and hasn't been able to find a medical cause. He's also been hiding it from Bisco so as not to worry him. Supposedly, it's a side effect of being imbued by Bisco's life force??

Fourth thing of note: Eventually he's struck with intense stomach pains and yells that there's something in his stomach. At this point I was highkey skimming bc it was very late and I had a headache, but a few pages later a child has appeared.

so.........................................yeah I think Milo just gave birth to Bisco's child

I guess I'm spending my day off doing a closer reading to try to fill in some of these gaps, lmk if anyones interested in an update 😅

[bottoms-movie]

SAMBUCKY FIC RECS PT. 2

The first part did really really so I decided to make a second part of sambucky fic recs. Just as the last one: the fics are split into three categories: based on tfatws, canon divergence, and au. CHECK OUT PART ONE HERE All fics are completed and all are on AO3. 

BASED ON TFATWS

The Truths Beneath Our Ribs | Mature | 6,742 words

5 times Bucky wears Sam's things +1 time Sam wears something of Bucky's

anything you can do, i’ll do you better | Explicit | 5,526 words

Steve is going to kill them if they don't learn to get along, but did they have to take it so far?

making amends | Explicit | 8,645 words

“Not Cap yet,” Sam said. He looked a little ruefully at his hands, which were covered in nicks and cuts. He could already feel his palms bruising from that last shield catch, but at least nothing was broken this time.

“I respect that,” Bucky said slowly. Sam raised an eyebrow, but didn’t respond. Bucky flexed and unflexed the vibranium fingers of his left hand, a nervous habit that Sam had clocked ages ago. “And you’re right.”

“Thanks, I know.” Sam waited a beat. “About what?”

Muscle Memory | 3 parts | Explicit | 13,156 words part 1: Muscle Memory | Teen | 1,766 words

Barnes sighs, and it’s a deep, soul-weary thing. “Maybe no one ever told you this, but I’m telling you right now. You don’t have any obligation to care about me because Steve did. You don’t have to pretend.”

Sam blinks, taken aback. He has to think, really think, about what he says next, because it’s - it’s either going to build or break something.

You’re My World | Explicit | 6,585 words

“I… oh, I get it now.” Sam tilted his head, perceptive as ever, goddammit. “All this flirting with my sister, that was just to get my attention, wasn’t it? I know it was. Say it.”

“That wasn’t—” Bucky croaked, but Sam wasn’t having it.

He huffed a low laugh, and bulldozed right through Bucky’s feeble pretense. “You like it when I pin you against the wall? Take away all that power you have, that strength that your arm gives you? Make you feel small, maybe?”

Call Me By Your (Pet) Name | Teen | 6,928 words

“You got a list of the nicknames available to us lesser mortals?” Sam continued, staring straight ahead at the seat in front of him. “The ‘you’re not Steve Rogers, so don’t even think about it’ collection?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a list,” Bucky replied, pausing long enough to draw a pointed look from Sam. “Bucky,” he finished, gesturing broadly with his arm to convey the obviousness of the answer.

5 times Sam and Bucky used pet names as a joke + 1 time they used them in earnest

That’s not very gunkle of you | 2 parts | 4,325 words part 1: Bestie Vibes Only | Teen | 1,822 words

“What’s buzzin’ cousin?” Says Bucky, sitting down next to Sam on the docks.

That’s the moment that Sam realizes he needs to change tactics, no more subtly looking up definitions for his weird old person slang, it’s time to fight fire with fire.

“Not much bro, this view is highkey just hitting different TBH” he says, casually looking out at the water.

There’s a beat of silence and then,

“That’s swell doll, I just ate some four-o cackle jelly with side arms, and I’m looking for some kicks, you dig?

Oh, this means war.

misunderstandings | Not Rated | 3,167 words

Sam thinks Sarah and Bucky had a date, and he's Not Okay

you walked into my life to offer me a better view | Teen | 2,534 words

He was standing twenty feet away at the edge of the docks, chatting with Sarah, and Sam couldn't take his eyes away. Bucky's smile was warm, wide, and when he tipped his head back and laughed, his nose scrunching up and eyes crinkling at the corners, Sam could feel it vibrate straight to his heart.

falling, falling, flying | Teen | 2,778 words

Bucky had kissed him.

And Sam had pulled away, because that beautiful golden sunset made Bucky’s hair gleam with the faintest touch of blond, that rare summer breeze hissed like a dying missile past Sam’s ears, the kiss was so familiar, too familiar, and Sam was falling, falling—

(“Let yourself be happy, Sam. Please.”)

lonely boy, you are my world (and i could be anything you need) | Teen | 5,747 words

It all starts with Sam, a shelter, and this sweet kitten that reminded him far too much of a certain century-old, grouchy super soldier.

too dangerous to fall | Explicit | 3,466 words

Bucky Barnes is a one-armed menace. He has murder eyes and no care for basic safety protocols. His jokes are terrible and his bad moods are worse. He’s a godawful roommate who leaves his wet towels on the floor and his combat knives in the linen cabinet. Sam can’t stand the sight of him.

What happens in Louisiana | General | 3,478 words

But just then, in the engine room of the Wilson family boat, away from prying eyes, it felt like something they both needed. The closeness. The warmth.

Steve would laugh at them. Two grown men not being able to get it together. He would roll his eyes at Buck, nudge him with his elbow and tell him “you’re sweet on Sam Wilson so make a move already, punk.”

keep the ashes from my heart (and walk away) | Explicit | 4,412 words

“Jamie asked me out on a date,” Sam says. Bucky swallows. “Took him long enough,” he says, keeping his tone light. He bumps their shoulders together for good measure. “You should go for it.” “You really think so?” Sam asks, looking at him. “Yeah, man,” Bucky says. He fixes his gaze on Torres, high up in the sky, sunlight glinting off his wings. It hurts Bucky’s eyes. He blinks, rapidly. “You should be with somebody who can make you happy.”

(In which Sam starts dating someone who is not Bucky, and Bucky pines, gets seriously injured, and proves himself wrong.)

Hey Samuel | Teen | 3,223 words

"Bucky."

"Yeah?" He looked up eyes wide. Did he say something out loud?

"We're walking the wrong way."

"Oh." Right. Um. "Let's get ice cream."

"I don't know about you, man, but if I eat ice cream in this weather I will get sick."

Bucky was at a loss for words. What now?

OR Ride along Bucky's journey of figuring out when exactly did he fall for Sam Wilson.

Anyday, everyday | General | 6,735 words

He moved his head and locked eyes with Sam. "D'you- can you.. help me cut my hair?" He asked. He forced himself to look away, feeling embarrassed for asking him to come all this way just to give him a haircut.

His stomach dropped when he felt Sam let go of his hand to stand up. Of course he was about to leave. Who wouldn't want to leave Bucky?

"C'mon, Buck. Let me cut your hair." Bucky's eyes snapped up to Sam's. He had a small smile on his face and his hand was reaching out, waiting for Bucky to take it.

Or; the five times Bucky fell more and more in love with Sam, and the one time he finally got the guts to tell him.

If You’ll Have Me | Teen | 4,779 words

Sam casually shrugged, although there was an intent look in his eyes, "Yeah, well it's getting late and I didn't feel like flying anymore so I was wondering if your old man self is okay with-"

"You can stay here." Bucky quickly finished for him.

I like Bucky, Sam I am | Not Rated | 2,653 words

"I would kiss you on the boat. Or in Wakanda by your goats."

Static in the Dark | Teen | 4,989 words

So prompt idea, some bad guy follows Bucky to the docks for revenge (over whatever you can decide) and Sarah gets to see how protective Bucky really is over Sam when he gets in the line of fire

CANON DIVERGENCE

A Different Kind of Problem | Explicit | 7,616 words

“Do you know what it feels like to be insatiable?”

Two months ago, an interrogation gone wrong left Sam with Bucky’s explicit words seared into his brain and body.

Now, Bucky is living in the Avengers Compound, making pancakes and wearing Steve’s huge sweatshirts, fluffy haired and a little shy, seemingly completely content to be on house arrest — and Sam has never been more confused. Whatever Steve thinks, Sam doesn’t have a problem with Bucky. This domesticity is just so at odds with the feral sexuality Bucky had used to rattle Sam during his interrogation. Where did that side of Bucky go? And why can’t Sam stop thinking about finding it? Maybe Sam does have a problem with Bucky… it’s just not the problem Steve thinks it is.

Bucky’s Choice | Not Rated | 4,753 words

When Bucky enters Westview to try to help Wanda Maximoff, he is confronted with something he never expected- Steve Rogers, back from the dead and ready to start a life with Bucky in Westview. It's everything that Bucky ever wanted, everything that Steve abandoned when he went back in time to live his life with Peggy Carter. But Bucky and Sam have been involved for months, and Sam is waiting for Bucky outside of the Hex. Bucky has to make a choice- the life he always wanted with Steve, or a new start with Sam?

tonight i’ll need you to stay | General | 2,227 words

For once, Bucky wants to stop leaving when things are finally looking up. And he wants people to stay with him, too.

(or, 3 times bucky needed an excuse to stay with sam, and the one time he didn't)

How to Win a Supersoldier in Ten Days | Explicit | 14,901 words

When they realize that all the Winter Soldier's interactions with Sam are just him trying to Awkward MurderBot Flirt (TM) with the sexy man, Steve, Tony, and Nat convince Sam to play the honeypot and bring Bucky in.

Sam's pretty sure the honeypot isn't supposed to fall in love with the target, but what can you do?

at the end of the war (what’s mine is yours) | Mature | 4,290 words

They don't talk about it: that's how it works.

warm blood (feels good, i can’t control it anymore) | Explicit | 4,492 words

Sam's just chilling watching TV one evening when Bucky comes in and stares at him silently for a minute or two before sitting down on the couch. He's pretty close to Sam.

Okay, he's really close to Sam. Like, Sam would be using the word 'cuddling' if it wasn't so bizarre.

"What," he says, carefully not looking at Bucky, and Bucky huffs a sigh.

"Steve's not here," he says as if it's obvious. "Don't make it weird. Just- shut up."

Caught With Their Pants Down | Explicit | 3,539 words

“Sam, this guy is not coming, the intel was false,” Bucky replied. “I get this whole ticking boxes and what not, but Rogers got it wrong, and for the love of God I need a fucking toilet.”

“You need to learn to plan your water intake better, is what you need. You’re a damn fool and I don’t know why I put up with you.”

“Because you love me,” Bucky replied, and Sam could hear the smile in his voice.

“In your damn dreams, Barnes.”

They’d been fucking for about six months, but Sam didn’t want Bucky to go getting a big head about it.

AU

sharp teeth, soft heart | 3 parts | 17,866 words part 1: you touch me within and so i (know i could be human once again) | Explicit | 12,444 words 

It’s inevitable, the way it goes. He’s my friend, Steve says, and he is, he is, he must be. Sam’s best friend is Steve, and Steve’s best friend is a werewolf, that’s just how Sam’s life works now.

But once he realizes he’s attracted to Bucky and Bucky can tell, everything becomes, like, a thousand percent more difficult to negotiate. Sam’s just trying to live his life, that’s all, and he keeps getting confronted by Bucky Barnes in a soft flannel shirt, sleeves rolled up, hair all soft and shiny. Bucky glances over at him and smirks, and this is really very embarrassing, how Sam can’t hide his attraction even if he keeps a totally straight face.

I’m so into you I can barely breathe | Explicit | 6,515 words

Sam Wilson had a long day dealing with morons, so he decided to finally go to the famous club in town. There he meets someone who just might get him back in a good mood. And then some.

twelve ounce steak (boxers in briefs) | Explicit | 3,753 words

Sam has pretty lips. Bucky seems to think so, too.

caught it bad (i’ll be on the way) | Mature | 4,830 words

Sam constantly gets roped into doing dumb things with Steve, but this time, it works out perfectly for him.

meet me in the a.m. | Teen | 3,147 words

Steve accidently starts a fire and Bucky's tired. When unbelievably hot firefighter Sam saves the day, though, he can't really be that mad.

i wanna savour, save it for later | Not Rated | 6,419 words

"It's his damn ratings, man," Sam says. "It's weird 'cause when you read the reviews, he seems to like our food and all. Nothing but praise for days. And then you get to the rating, and it's always the same. Three goddamn stars."

Bucky tips his beer bottle from side to side, lips pursing slightly. "I see. And that's… a bad thing?"

"We are not a three-star joint," Sam says flatly.

Or, the one where food truck owner Sam gets caught up in his quest to unmask an anonymous food blogger. Falling for one of his regulars was never on the menu.

we were a fire with no smoke | Explicit | 15,295 words

Sam can’t help but roll his eyes. Take the boys out of New York but they’re still Brooklyn Catholics, that’s clear enough. Bucky catches the gesture, smirks hard enough Sam can see his eye teeth. It should be dangerous but he’s beautiful, pale and charming and recklessly easy.

“You wanna come in?” Sam asks, ignoring the noise Steve makes, and Bucky’s smile gets wider.

“Yeah,” he says. Steps up close to Sam. “I do.”

my house of stone, your ivy grows | Teen | 9,042 words

When Sam Wilson inherits the manor of the old man he once took care of, it feels like his luck is finally looking up. It's an opportunity for a fresh start, something he's in desperate need of. When he arrives, however, it becomes clear that an easy transition into estate living is not exactly a possibility. The house is run-down, nothing like Sam remembers it, and the groundskeeper — who Sam apparently has to share the house with, wants nothing to do with him.

You Smiled Because You Knew | Teen | 3,754 words

"You've got the wrong address," the man who'd answered growled. He had long, scraggly hair that had mostly escaped his attempts to pull it away from his face. He had nice eyes, and wouldn't have been unattractive, especially with a shave, except for the scowl. "Nobody here wants or needs your . . . services."

It was apparent by the tone the man did not appreciate Sam's hard work.

Well, that was tough shit.

[mariinara]

inspired by the sam one,, hcs for being married to nate please

A/N: HELL YEAH!! baby boy deserves all the love too I'm so happy y'all are requesting nate <3

BEING MARRIED TO NATE WOULD INCLUDE:

-This man is highkey the sweetest human being on earth and he definitely proposed to you on the rooftop of somewhere very beautiful while you were traveling together and cried when you said 'yes', although he denies that ever happening.

-Flirts with you like you two haven't been married for a while.

-Always wakes up before you, no matter what, and wakes you up with kisses on the cheek and forehead after appreciating how beautiful you are while sleeping.

-He doesn't even need to be a dad to make dad jokes, he's always tellin' 'em.

-Considers himself the luckiest man alive for having ever landed someone like you.

-Will STILL get confused when being loved or pampered because he never thought someone could do all that for him.

-He's the kind of husband to always have your cabinets filled with snacks.

-Likes to help you change the bedsheets because it relaxes him for some reason.

-You don't take turns walking your dog, you go together.

-He's a big fan of fancy dates and will have the both of you indulge every month, but, otherwise, you two like keeping it simple on date nights.

-Your #1 hypeman when it comes to shopping for clothes.

-"Look at my wife. Look at her. LOOK at my wife. Look. Look at her. Look."

-Long drives when both of you are not feeling it, windows down, music up.

-Speaking of music, he's a big fan of Karaoke bars and will 1000% embarrass you.

-Bowling champion.

-Makes the BEST omelettes and pancakes. No one could ever even come close.

-Takes SO many pictures of you. He has more pictures of you on his phone than he does of himself.

-You're his desktop wallpaper, for sure.

-"I think I'm in love with you." and you going "we are literally married."

-Still, he says that because you're always reminding him that he was worthy of love.

-LOVES wrapping Christmas gifts and putting them under the tree. It's his favorite holiday, actually.

-He's insanely good at wrapping, too. You always told him it should be an extreme sport and that he'd be the champion.

-Shops for Halloween decorations in July.

-"Nate, are you talking to the dog?"

-Voices his baby fever very loudly.

-"Let's make one."

-You make one.

-He's a very passionate and caring lover, too. Always makes sure you're put before him when it comes to sex. Your pleasure is definitely his.

-He's such a good dad, too. Provides your child with everything you two have never received during your childhood.

-Romanticizes the idea of switching his wardrobe to look more like a dad.

-Is present. Always. You and his kid come before anything. Never misses a recital, a football game, a school play. There's not one pivotal moment when he's not there.

-He built a shelf in your kid's room just for awards and trophies.

-Just like you two built the nursery from the ground up and built the kid's room from the ground up and renovated it with your teenage kid. Also from the ground up.

-Definitely cried when dropping off your kid at their university, which was thirty minutes out of town.

-Participated in bake sales at school.

-Sucks at Math but is the house's official history, geography, and social studies teacher ™️

-Makes killer sandwiches, too, so he mostly handled making your kids' lunch.

-Has a special handshake with his kid that he won't let you in on.

-Says that you already have your own handshake and wiggles his brows at you.

-"Ew, dad!" when you two kiss and Nate going, "What– This?" and smooches all over your face.

-Vaccinated the kid against EVERYTHING because he's always panicking. Did their allergy testing, follows the doctor's instructions as is.

-Gets worried sick when either of you catches something– a cold or a fever – and is always running around to tend to you and always worries and frets.

-"I love you and I really like you." is his thing.

-All in all, Nate is such a sweet, protective, and excellent father and husband. He's always so much fun to be around and explore with and he definitely made your job as parents much easier.

-He's also obsessed with musicals. Fun!

[dinosaurtsukki]

dating the armed detective agency’s medic

a/n: of course i have to write one for the ADA even though i’m a biased port mafia bitch. there’s a bit more characters here so i’ll try to keep each one short but still very fluffy and sweet <3

this man is always getting himself injured and even though agency has yosano, fukuzawa thought it would be a good idea to hire another medic who could deal with less life-threatening injuries

ofc dazai flirts with you the first chance he gets and every time he comes into your clinic

dazai: good morning my dear belladonna! the weather is beautiful today, but not as beautiful as you of course

you: YOUR ARM IS BROKEN PLEASE SIT DOWN

although as much as he likes to slightly mess with you, dazai genuinely enjoys coming to the clinic and being treated by someone like you

he likes observing your hands and how careful they are when they bandage his arm or that cute little scrunch of your brows when you’re bandaging his forehead

while on a mission, atsushi and kunikida go the extra length to protect dazai because they know you’re worried about him 

and then one day dazai comes into your clinic again and instantly you think that something has happened

until he surprises you by bringing out a bouquet of flowers

‘if i get injured less on missions, would you let me take you out on a date?’

jokes on you though after you guys date dazai finds every excuse to visit you in the clinic

he’ll get papercuts on purpose just so he can get you to put a bandage on them 

kunikida is annoyed because dazai they’re just papercuts jfc also please go back to work

seeing that you’re always concerned about his health and well-being, dazai finds himself making much less attempts cause he knows the stress it puts on you when you have to bandage him up after and make sure he’s alright

thanks to you our man is able to take care of himself a bit more

even though he is your boyfriend he’s still going to mess with you in any way he can

he’ll barge into your office claiming that his chest hurts because you didn’t give him a kiss that morning

also will highkey hug you from behind even if you’re treating another patient

the first time he meets you is for a physical exam check-up because it was required at the agency and he feels embarrassed at first seeing that the agency’s medic was gorgeous

atsushi was fresh out of the orphanage so of course he was quite malnourished and still had some injuries from his abuse

you had no idea who’d dare hurt such a sweet boy so you do your best to treat him and instructed atsushi to come in for some follow-up check-ups

although when he comes in for that check-up he talks about how he’s been healthy because he eats a lot of chazuke and you’re like ‘oh no, no, no, please eat other things too’

you end up packing him a bento box because he’s your patient so ofc you have to keep him healthy 

the two of you run into each other a lot in the morning because atsushi tends to come in way earlier than he’s supposed to so you often find him sitting in front of the locked door

thus begins your early morning chats. atsushi’s always polite and never interrupts when you talk and you love how he shows so much interest in whatever you say

atsushi began to realize that he has feelings for you but boy is he bad at concealing them also ranpo kind of busted him in front of everyone in the agency including you

but atsushi was saved by you hinting that you wouldn’t mind going on a date with him at all and he’s ecstatic until he realizes he hasn’t been on a date before

he takes you out to a nice restaurant and insists on paying for everything

nothing much changes with your routine but atsushi likes to bring you breakfast in the morning and the two of you have little dates before going into the office

he knows how worried you get when he goes out on especially dangerous missions but he does everything he can to protect the city and the new home he found with the agency and you

this guy was one of the people, other than yosano and fukuzawa, who interviewed you for the job and you can’t forget how intense he was when it came to asking questions

of course, you answered all of them well but kunikida was very serious that you knew how dangerous it could be to be involved with the agency

there was a self-defense portion in the interview that you knew about and of course kunikida was the one who added that

to his pleasant surprise, you managed to dodge all his incoming attacks (kunikida lowkey found it hot, like that’s requirement number ten on his list checked right there)

kunikida does get injured a fair amount during missions and he doesn’t want to get dissected by yosano all the time so he goes to your clinic that’s right near the office

he likes how efficiently you work and how gentle your hands are that even when you’re stitching up his wound he almost can’t feel a thing

however, kunikida does have a bad habit of not resting for the appropriate number of days. like, even with a bullet wound he’ll still hobble over to his desk to finish his paperwork

once, he came down with a terrible case of the flu so of course you sent him home only for kunikida to sneak back into the office when he thought no one was looking

you ended up taking kunikida home but poor guy could barely do anything by himself so you took care of him too

kunikida is definitely the delirious babbling when he’s sick so he ends up talking about his list of traits for an ideal woman and how you filled out a good portion of it

when he wakes up (much more sane) he sees you reading that list on his notebook and he’s like WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

he handed you the notebook personally before passing out and kunikida can’t live it down

you: well, even if i don’t match all these requirements, would you still be interested in going out?

kunikida: yes... please

everyone can tell that kunikida’s about to go on a date because of how nervous he is the entire day

he knows how tight your schedule can be and how busy he is with with work but he always makes time to have his lunchbreak with you

loves to hear about your day and even has some space in his notebook dedicated to any interesting stories you have

the first time you met him was when he also had his physical check-up which ranpo insisted he didn’t need but fukuzawa made him so he had no choice but to follow

the entire time ranpo’s just like ‘nothing’s wrong with me, see?’ and then you do a simple dental check-up and find that he has like two cavities he didn’t want to tell anyone about it because he’s scared of the dentist *cue ranpo trying to run away and you grabbing him by the poncho*

of course fukuzawa makes him go to the dentist too but ranpo insists that you have to be the one to take him and schedule the appointment and come along

truth be told, you’ve always been pretty attracted to ranpo because you know of his skill as a detective so you were excited to have this day with him

only for you to have to physically restrain ranpo to the dentist’s chair (you even had to call kenji to help) while his teeth was getting checked

ranpo was squeezing your hand the entire time and he was fairly grumpy after the whole ordeal that he wouldn’t even talk to you until he asked if you could get ice cream

you: the dentist just told you to eat less sweets

ranpo: but i neeeeed them

you: fine, how about frozen yogurt?

after the dentist trip, you know how much of a hard time ranpo has with eating less sweets so you decide to leave fruit on his desk as a healthier alternative but he won’t TOUCH IT

after some bribery on fukuzawa’s part (’i’ll acknowledge you if you eat fruit more and also tell atsushi to give you a piggyback ride every day’) he finally concedes

he actually finds himself liking fruit so in the afternoon he’ll swing by the office just in time for you to be slicing fruit

ranpo gets over the fact that you sent him to the dentist and enjoys his time in the clinic eating fruit with you and sleeping on the cots inside

your clinic is where he hides when he doesn’t want to do work and when he pouts and asks you to say that he’s sick you can’t help but go along with it

he’s also super physically affectionate around you. will literally have his body draped over yours sometimes while you work

people start talking about how you two look good there and one time someone asked if the two of you are dating and ranpo’s like ‘of course we are!’

and you’re surprised self is about to protest when ranpo smirks at you and says ‘why? am i wrong?’

lmao ofc he’s not you’ve been struggling to keep yourself from being a flustered mess around him

he’s still clingy around you but this time he comes into the clinic every few minutes to ask for a kiss

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