I've just realized how long it's been since I've done one of these (sorry bout that) but @rottenpumpkin13 has inspired me to do another one!
Sephiroth
"simply, communism."
"sometimes you just have to put sanity before fun"
"and I will say 'boo' and send you an email saying 'boo'" (also works for Angeal)
"watch out. he's blue and predictable"
"did you just say 'I'm vaginal'??"
"chicken<6"
"did you say 'prison' and look at me?"
"I'm so mentally unstable it's hilarious"
Genesis
"my mom has limbs you nipple spork"
"get in loser, we're going to the mortitician this Saturday"
"when Gwen Stefani dies, I call dibs on Hollaback Girl royalties"
"what's the point of a voodoo doll if you don't test it?"
"who cares about you graduating when the POLAR BEARS are getting HEART ATTACKS"
"roses are red, I might be autistic, I'm actually super gay but that's not a secret"
"so that's that. I didn't swear. like a whore."
"it's toxic but in a frisky way"
"you little piss-ants"
"what rhymes with alcoholic"
Angeal
"who is it? who's meowin'?"
"Genesis is subpar at best but he's not lame!"
"why aren't we vaccinating the chickens?"
"turkey, turkey, sociopathic turkey..."
"'I drive all night to keep her warm' (referring to Story of My Life by One Direction) man, you don't have to drive to keep someone warm? get a blanket! cheaper than gas!"
"I respect, acknowledge, and admire the grindset"
"capital mark"
Zack
"bananas are freakin weird man"
"he said he has a stommy ache"
"tomato, tomahto, ketchup, potato"
"ham means death??"
"pizza that has lost all heat and pizza that has been put in the fridge are two VERY different kinds of cold pizza"
"I feel like a dish pickle"
"while you've been running the Eiffel Tower, I've been secretly stuffing bees into pants"
"I had a dream someone was cussing me out in sign language"
"when it's 0° I wear pants"
"if you need the bathroom, go now or forever hold your pee"
*whispering* "are they stealing monkey nipple milk??"
"if it's slow, it's bisquik"
Cloud
"well that was OPPRESSIVELY offensive"
"she's Amish, not racist"
"it's educated gambling"
"no I do want scurvy, just to say that I've had it"
"ZACK SAID FREEDOM AWAITS AND I HEARD FREE THE HOMELESS"
"if you step on a crack and break your mom's back, what about orphans?"
"at your temple dipshit"
"you can't just 'dick around' at a SENATE HEARING."
*about Genesis* "wow! I never knew someone could that well versed in being a bitch!"
"I will never cease to disappoint"
Group!
Cloud: is it snowing or hailing?
Zack: snailing
Cloud: aren't you gay??
Genesis: yeah sometimes I forget
Angeal: protons have mass
Zack: I didn't know they were Catholic!
*chatter, before room goes suddenly silent*
Angeal: ...and that's how I first kissed Genesis on the mouth!
Cloud: that's a real how I met your mother vibe
Zack: I'm being killed!
Genesis: no you're being kidnapped fuckwad, there's a difference
Angeal, about Cloud: you're selling yourself out to the army?
Now Floyd has a LOT of songs. A lot of them are solely because they're rock and he'd like that (again, personal headcanon). He's also slutty some songs are like that.
Previous Brother Next Brother
Gossip by Maneskin
Anything MCR related
My band by D12
Bleeders by Black veil brides
I wanna be your slave by Maneskin
Poison by Blake Roman/ Angel dust (he's so angel dust coded)
Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels by Todrick Hall
Psycho Crazy by Halestrom
Final Girl(too pretty to die) by PI3RCE
FIFTY FIFTY by Cupid
Chop Chop Slide by Insane Clown Posse ( him and Clay have a lot of songs that they unknowingly share)
Cannibal by Nethan Apollo
Fall out boy songs
Heaven was full (I’m headed straight to hell) by TX2
Everywhere I go by Hollywood Undead
Punk tactics by Joey Valence and Brae
I’m not a Vampire by Falling in reverse
Freak Show by PI3RCE
Wolf in Sheeps Clothing by Set it off
Barbie & Ken by Scene Queen and Set it off
Till Death by PI3RCE
21st Century Vampire by Huddy
Valentino by Years & Years & MNEK
Take a Hint by Meghan Kabir (this version bc swearing and drinks)
Anything from a musical
Hallowennie IV by Ashnikko
I’ve already said this but Melanie Martinez
Panic at The Disco
Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill
Slumber Party by Ashnikko
Daisy by Ashnikko
Build a Bitch by Bella Poarch
Billionaire by Bruno Mars and Travie McCoy
Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days
Flesh by Simon Curtis
Pretty Little Psycho by Porcelain Black
My First Kiss by 3OH!3 featuring Ke$ha
Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day
How to be a heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds (ironic name for Floyd to like lol)
You call me a bitch like it’s a bad thing by Halestorm
Telephone by Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce
Good girls go bad by Cobra Starship
Sarcasm by Get Scared
Single Ladies by Beyonce
Barbie girl by Aqua
Big girls don’t cry by Fergie
Secret by The Pierces
Wake Up by Black Veil Brides
Do Not Disturb by Halestorm
Familiar Taste Of Poison by Halestorm
Love Bite (so do I) by Halestorm
Fuck you by Lily Allen
P!nk
I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin
Bring me to life by evanescence
Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin
I hate everything about you by Three days grace
Bad Romance but specifically the punk version
Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
Don’t stop the music by Rihanna
Misery Business by Paramore
Everybody talks by Neon Trees
Bubblegum bitch by Marina and the Diamonds
Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me by Tata Young
I’m Not Gay by J Pee (gag song for a different reason)
what genshin characters would be most likely to listen to some songs chosen by my playlist on shuffle:
heaven- mitski: jean. shes such a hopeless romantic, you cant tell me she doesnt put in some headphones or something (pretend headphones exist in teyvat) and listen to this late at night in her office and get sidetracked with her work
ootd- dreamcatcher: shinobu. dreamcatcher stan shinobu agenda when. it just makes sense
hollaback girl- gwen stefani: hu tao. this bitch (loving) would scream the bridge at the top of her lungs and start headbanging or something
villain dies- g-idle: childe. he plays this on his way to work because he thinks hes a bad bitch and pauses it at every intersection because he gets embarrassed whenever people look at him
twit- hwasa: lyney. he tears it up on the dance floor whenever this song comes on, now come on
mirror- moonbyul: furina. because "mirror me" 😭
the frost- mitski: zhongli. "with no one, no one to share the memory" OSMANTHUS WINE-
"Hollaback bitch, tell me your name
And why you think that talking greasy gonna run up your fame?
I heard you talk about Ayesha, even copy the looks
I heard you takin' my identity, well, keep it, you crook."
heyy i was hoping you'd like nymph, but no pressure, your taste is still incredible even if this album isn't your thing. but if you are listening to shygirl i recommend hollaback bitch. besides that i've been loving stressed by doechii (the colors version)
hope you've been thriving and tell everything you've been into lately <33
hiii it did grow on me! i liked honey this time round and i get nike now too 🤭😋 i’ve listened to hollaback bitch i prefer bbycakes 🫣
i feel like i’ve been so busy since the end of october but in a good way! so i spoke in a work conference, went to bodrum for a week, went away for work training last week and sat and passed a BCS exam (tech board things) and i’ve only just come back to work properly. just had a 1-2-1 that went really well! 5 months strong in this role and i’m slaying? feeling really affirmed and supported and i saw black panther on sunday! reconnected with my sisters recently so we’re trying to make an effort to see each other more the current plan is an arcade bar next month for my birthday anyways what have i been into
i’m on season 5 of true blood. she’s kind of losing me now feels a bit ridiculous idk. i don’t like bill and i think it’s ludicrous that he’s even framed as a love interest to sookie when alcide is literally RIGHT there
currently reading phantom of the opera
music wise i played sexy by coco and clair clair for a week and a half only just out of that phase
started my christmas and chill streams of course 😋
currently liking: rebecca black - crumbs, driia - after dark, i-sef u-sef - it stays the same
pinkpantheress did drop but i don’t really like it. it’s so slow there’s no drop what’s going on
i’m ordering my new laptop next week! i don’t think i’ll be making a simblr return so to speak ill share the kendall t-shirt and probably go back to living my life and play sims on the weekends